1 00:00:01,036 --> 00:00:02,864 - [Coyly] What a coincidence. 2 00:00:02,907 --> 00:00:05,388 I've been thinking about you a lot. 3 00:00:05,431 --> 00:00:07,042 At nighttime. 4 00:00:07,085 --> 00:00:11,220 I've been all alone and lonely. [Door opens] 5 00:00:11,263 --> 00:00:12,438 - [Horrified gasp] Oh! 6 00:00:12,482 --> 00:00:14,310 - Oh my God, David! Knock much?! 7 00:00:14,353 --> 00:00:16,268 - [Gags] Ted: Hi, David! 8 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:18,618 - Hi. Is he dressed? 9 00:00:18,662 --> 00:00:20,229 - Yes! - Ugh. Forget it. 10 00:00:20,272 --> 00:00:21,883 - Okay, we're celebrating our anniversary. 11 00:00:21,926 --> 00:00:24,668 Can you give us some privacy, please? 12 00:00:24,712 --> 00:00:26,061 - Kids, just wanna let you know 13 00:00:26,104 --> 00:00:27,758 I'm taking the car this morning. 14 00:00:27,802 --> 00:00:29,107 - Ugh! - Mm. 15 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:31,153 You might wanna say hi to Ted. 16 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:33,633 He and Alexis were about to engage in cyber-sex. 17 00:00:33,677 --> 00:00:35,113 - [Frustrated] Mm! 18 00:00:35,157 --> 00:00:37,246 - Hi, Ted. - Hi, Mr. Rose. 19 00:00:37,289 --> 00:00:39,117 Moira: Alexis, what have I told you 20 00:00:39,161 --> 00:00:40,945 about putting your body on the internet? 21 00:00:40,989 --> 00:00:42,773 Never! Never without proper lighting. 22 00:00:42,817 --> 00:00:44,427 - Can everyone get out, please?! 23 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,690 I haven't seen my boyfriend in like eight days. 24 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:49,649 - And I haven't seen my furry Fendi's for weeks. 25 00:00:49,693 --> 00:00:51,173 - Hi, Mrs. Rose! 26 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:52,957 - No. We're not engaging with them. 27 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,959 Everybody out so I can finish off with Ted! 28 00:00:55,003 --> 00:00:57,657 - Sick! - Ugh! Goodbye, please! 29 00:00:57,701 --> 00:00:58,658 - Found them! 30 00:00:58,702 --> 00:01:03,228 ♪♪♪ 31 00:01:04,316 --> 00:01:06,144 [Birds chirp, Stevie mutters] 32 00:01:06,188 --> 00:01:07,493 [Loud knock, door opens] 33 00:01:07,537 --> 00:01:09,669 - [Annoyed sigh] 34 00:01:09,713 --> 00:01:11,236 What took you so long? 35 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,803 - Uh, you said it was an emergency, 36 00:01:12,847 --> 00:01:15,501 so I came straight here. - You stopped for coffee? 37 00:01:15,545 --> 00:01:17,765 - And a breakfast burrito that I got to go. 38 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:18,983 So what's going on? 39 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:21,116 - [Apprehensive sigh] 40 00:01:21,159 --> 00:01:24,119 I need you to help me... 41 00:01:24,162 --> 00:01:26,295 put together an outfit. 42 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:27,992 'Kay, I have a job interview this afternoon 43 00:01:28,036 --> 00:01:30,255 and I need to look professional. 44 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,171 - So, does that mean you're officially leaving the motel? 45 00:01:33,215 --> 00:01:35,130 - No. just, I don't know, 46 00:01:35,173 --> 00:01:37,567 I'm just, you know, trying to see what's out there. 47 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:39,264 - Mm. - And... 48 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:43,138 Larry Air is hosting an open call 49 00:01:43,181 --> 00:01:44,792 for employment opportunities. 50 00:01:44,835 --> 00:01:48,186 - Okay, "Larrierre" sounds like a dollar-store perfume. 51 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,884 - It's an airline. 52 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:52,364 Larry is the name of the CEO. 53 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:54,323 He used to own a chain of delis, 54 00:01:54,366 --> 00:01:56,368 but then he sold them 55 00:01:56,412 --> 00:01:58,544 to buy a bunch of planes. - Mm. 56 00:01:58,588 --> 00:02:00,982 - I get to travel, see the world. 57 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:02,810 - Mhmm. You know that I was once told 58 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:05,464 that I would make an excellent flight attendant. 59 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:07,118 - Hmm! By who? 60 00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:09,991 - Sandy, the hostess on our private plane. 61 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:12,341 She once let me debone a branzino 62 00:02:12,384 --> 00:02:14,691 during turbulence. - So what're you trying to say? 63 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,346 You don't think I have what it takes to be a flight attendant? 64 00:02:17,389 --> 00:02:19,348 - No. I just think if it's between the two of us, 65 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:20,871 we all know who's getting the job. 66 00:02:20,915 --> 00:02:23,178 - Oh! Okay. 67 00:02:23,221 --> 00:02:25,876 Why don't you come with me then and... 68 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,573 and we'll see who gets it. 69 00:02:27,617 --> 00:02:31,882 - Well, if this is what we're working with, 70 00:02:31,926 --> 00:02:34,537 I think we can hand me the contract today. 71 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:35,799 [Simpering chuckle] I need a boot. 72 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,716 Johnny: I think the pitch for the new motel went well. 73 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:40,804 If all goes to plan, 74 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,547 we should be able to move forward even without Stevie. 75 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,765 - I want you to know, Johnny, 76 00:02:45,809 --> 00:02:48,725 I am not gonna abandon you like she did. 77 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,902 - Stevie didn't abandon us. - Well, jump ship. 78 00:02:51,946 --> 00:02:53,904 Look, origami! 79 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:56,037 - All right, gentlemen, I spoke with my manager 80 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,560 and everyone's in agreement 81 00:02:57,603 --> 00:02:58,909 that this proposal is excellent. 82 00:02:58,953 --> 00:03:00,911 - Ah! That sounds good! 83 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:04,262 - Unfortunately, we couldn't offer the loan at this time. 84 00:03:05,481 --> 00:03:07,439 - Sorry, I might've gotten confused there. 85 00:03:07,483 --> 00:03:10,007 - The bank has assessed that you don't have enough assets 86 00:03:10,051 --> 00:03:11,487 to secure the loan. 87 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:14,620 - I have assets. I'm invested in the motel. 88 00:03:14,664 --> 00:03:16,840 - Which doesn't appear to be in your name. 89 00:03:16,884 --> 00:03:18,973 - That's right, it's in my partner's name. 90 00:03:19,016 --> 00:03:20,626 - So, you're Stevie Budd? 91 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:22,367 - [Chuckles] No. Believe it or not, 92 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,760 that's actually a woman's name. 93 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,980 - Look, there must be something we can do here. 94 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:28,330 I ran a major business for 30 years. 95 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:30,027 - Yeah, and look at the way this guy bounced back 96 00:03:30,071 --> 00:03:31,637 from total financial ruin. 97 00:03:31,681 --> 00:03:33,639 - You know, there was a day when banks 98 00:03:33,683 --> 00:03:35,685 would provide loans based solely 99 00:03:35,728 --> 00:03:39,167 on their faith in a very solid business idea. 100 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,343 - That's gonna be a tough sell to my boss. 101 00:03:41,386 --> 00:03:43,345 We don't offer faith-based loans. 102 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,956 - Okay, uh, I did not wanna play this card, 103 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,871 but... I will. 104 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:50,526 I am the mayor. - You already mentioned that. 105 00:03:50,569 --> 00:03:52,441 - 'Kay, did I mention I went steady with your mom? 106 00:03:52,484 --> 00:03:53,659 - Unfortunately, you did. 107 00:03:53,703 --> 00:03:55,966 - Okay, then I'm out. I got nothing. 108 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:57,968 [Door clicks open] 109 00:03:58,012 --> 00:04:00,014 - Honey, you're home! 110 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,668 Yay! [Door clicks shut] 111 00:04:02,712 --> 00:04:03,931 - Alexis! 112 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:06,629 Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch 113 00:04:06,672 --> 00:04:08,239 when he's done at the bank, and... 114 00:04:08,283 --> 00:04:10,285 I was supposed to invite you to join us. 115 00:04:10,328 --> 00:04:11,982 - Yeah, I'm a little busy. 116 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,290 - What in God's name do you have there? 117 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,119 Please tell me it's not a testudine. 118 00:04:18,162 --> 00:04:19,598 - No, it's a turtle. 119 00:04:19,642 --> 00:04:22,340 - Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. 120 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:26,649 The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. 121 00:04:26,692 --> 00:04:29,782 You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet. 122 00:04:29,826 --> 00:04:32,307 - Relax, they said he's already been washed. 123 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:34,265 Say hello to Ted. 124 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:37,094 - Hello, Theodore. I don't see the computer. 125 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,009 - No, I've named the turtle Ted. 126 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:41,664 All the blogs about successful long-term relationships 127 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:45,276 say that the key is creating shared experiences. 128 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,843 - Oh dear. 129 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,150 If your coupling is too frangible to survive 130 00:04:49,193 --> 00:04:50,847 this brief disunion-- 131 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,675 - Okay, I am trying my best. 132 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:54,982 Is this supposed to be making me feel better? 133 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:57,114 - Oh, very well. Alexis, 134 00:04:57,158 --> 00:04:59,508 if you desire a love with longevity, 135 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,859 the key is to have as little in common as possible. 136 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,862 After an award-worthy trilogy of decades together, 137 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:09,561 your father and I still astonish each other. 138 00:05:10,649 --> 00:05:13,174 Although today, I will but feign surprise 139 00:05:13,217 --> 00:05:15,741 when he tells me he's secured a hefty loan 140 00:05:15,785 --> 00:05:18,222 to initiate our imminent connecting departure 141 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,529 from this lengthy layover. 142 00:05:20,572 --> 00:05:21,747 You'll be coming with? 143 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:25,403 - No. I have to give Ted his pellets, 144 00:05:25,447 --> 00:05:28,058 and then put him down for a little nap. 145 00:05:28,102 --> 00:05:29,364 - Sexy. 146 00:05:29,407 --> 00:05:31,931 - [Sniffs and gags] Mm! Mm! 147 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:36,893 - Now is this look comfortable for you, or uncomfortable? 148 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:39,374 - Uh, you dress for the job you want. 149 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,940 - So you wanna be a youth pastor? 150 00:05:40,984 --> 00:05:43,943 - Hi. Wow. While, that joke was surprisingly sharp, 151 00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:45,467 these are Patrick's clothes. 152 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:48,252 So, you might wanna tell that to my fiancé's face. 153 00:05:48,296 --> 00:05:51,255 Mm. "Larry Air, recent improvements: 154 00:05:51,299 --> 00:05:53,475 all chairs will have tray tables, 155 00:05:53,518 --> 00:05:55,738 not just first class." [Simpering chuckle] 156 00:05:55,781 --> 00:05:57,740 I feel like I'm flying on the Concorde. 157 00:05:57,783 --> 00:06:00,786 - You can leave any time. I'm fine to do this on my own. 158 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:02,919 - How will I get the job if I leave now though? 159 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,616 - All right, everyone, 160 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,097 If you could please follow me, we're ready to get started. 161 00:06:07,141 --> 00:06:08,925 [Low hum of chatter] 162 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,796 - Thank you so much. 163 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:14,278 - Well, it is so exciting to see 164 00:06:14,322 --> 00:06:16,889 how much interest there is in Larry Air. 165 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:19,153 Oh, I should mention, if anyone here is involved 166 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:21,372 in the class-action lawsuit against Larry Air, 167 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:23,374 you are disqualified from applying. 168 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:30,642 All right, why don't we go around, 169 00:06:30,686 --> 00:06:32,644 and I'll have each of you state your name 170 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:35,082 and tell us what you consider your biggest weakness. 171 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,040 - Ooh! 172 00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:40,130 - Me? Um... Stevie Budd, 173 00:06:40,174 --> 00:06:41,566 and um... 174 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,091 I'd say my biggest weakness is... 175 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:48,356 that I'm disorganized. - Ooh, that's true. 176 00:06:49,879 --> 00:06:53,143 - And, um, I'm indecisive. - Yes. 177 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:54,884 - Uh... I also-- - Okay. 178 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,496 We just needed one. Next? 179 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,237 - Hi. David Rose. 180 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:03,501 Would we consider loyalty a weakness? 181 00:07:03,545 --> 00:07:06,287 If not, I'm also really honest. 182 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,289 - I'm just gonna put down chatty. 183 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:10,073 - Okay. - Hmph. 184 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:11,640 [Birds chirp, car rumbles] 185 00:07:11,683 --> 00:07:13,642 - Well, she said there was nothing she could do. 186 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:15,644 Apparently, I don't have enough assets. 187 00:07:15,687 --> 00:07:17,515 - Yeah, she said apparently 188 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:18,995 Johnny doesn't have enough assets. 189 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,997 - Yeah, and the problem is, how do you get assets... 190 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,346 without the loan? 191 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:23,652 - But the the problem is, 192 00:07:23,695 --> 00:07:26,176 how do you get assets without a loan? 193 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:28,831 - Roland, you're not adding anything to the sentence, 194 00:07:28,874 --> 00:07:30,833 you're just repeating what I said. 195 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:34,184 Anyway, I don't know how long this will set us back, Moira. 196 00:07:34,228 --> 00:07:37,883 Could be another year or two before we make any headway. 197 00:07:37,927 --> 00:07:40,321 - Oh, surely there's some penny-wise townsperson 198 00:07:40,364 --> 00:07:43,019 with a hidden rainy-day reservoir. 199 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:46,501 - Well, you know, uh, I don't wanna be the town gossip here, 200 00:07:46,544 --> 00:07:49,504 but, uh, the other day, I got a look at Bob's 201 00:07:49,547 --> 00:07:51,854 financial statement on his desk in the office, 202 00:07:51,897 --> 00:07:54,726 and that garage is doing great! 203 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:56,685 Plus, he got plugs last year, but... 204 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,513 you didn't hear that from me. 205 00:07:58,556 --> 00:07:59,688 - You know, come to think of it, 206 00:07:59,731 --> 00:08:01,690 Gwen has been coming to rehearsal 207 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:03,866 in those fancy yoga clothes. Those are not cheap. 208 00:08:03,909 --> 00:08:05,868 I know because I buy the knockoffs, 209 00:08:05,911 --> 00:08:08,349 and they're not cheap. - Bob... 210 00:08:08,392 --> 00:08:09,872 You know, he was very interested 211 00:08:09,915 --> 00:08:12,004 in that bagel business a while ago, 212 00:08:12,048 --> 00:08:14,311 and this is a much stronger idea. 213 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:15,443 - Roland and I are having dinner 214 00:08:15,486 --> 00:08:17,532 with Bob and Gwen tonight. 215 00:08:18,576 --> 00:08:20,448 - Bob! - Hey, folks. 216 00:08:20,491 --> 00:08:22,145 - Bob! 217 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:24,103 - Oh, look at you, Robert, 218 00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:26,497 with the hides of a herd of Holstein on your back. 219 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,673 - [Laughing] Yeah. 220 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,675 Sorry, uh, I don't have time to chat. Uh... 221 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,721 I just had two cups of coffee, 222 00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:35,419 uh, I don't wanna push my luck. 223 00:08:35,463 --> 00:08:37,595 I mean, uh, these pants, 224 00:08:37,639 --> 00:08:40,990 they take like a year to unlace, so... 225 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:42,731 [Knocks on table] 226 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:45,690 - Rose's, I hope you like fish, 227 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,432 'cause I think we just reeled in a big one. 228 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,310 [Entry bells tinkle] 229 00:08:56,353 --> 00:08:58,660 - Hey, Alexis. Another green smoothie, no greens? 230 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:00,923 - Um... yeah, if you're making one. 231 00:09:00,966 --> 00:09:03,142 - No. I'm asking if you want one. 232 00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:05,536 - [Sighs] Okay, Twy, I didn't like leave anything behind 233 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,843 when I popped by earlier, did I? 234 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:10,193 - I don't think so, but if you tell me what you lost, 235 00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:12,064 I can ask George if anyone turned it in? 236 00:09:12,108 --> 00:09:14,502 - No, it's, it's nothing. It's just a turtle. 237 00:09:14,545 --> 00:09:16,721 - What? - His name is Ted 238 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,767 and he's gone. And I can't remember where I put him, 239 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,203 and I thought it was in the motel, 240 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:21,944 but he could've like crawled out of my purse 241 00:09:21,987 --> 00:09:24,294 when I brought him by the cafe earlier. 242 00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:25,426 - Okay. 243 00:09:26,905 --> 00:09:28,429 Turtles are actually kind of like huge health hazards, 244 00:09:28,472 --> 00:09:30,692 so when did you last see him? 245 00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,476 - 'Kay, it's been weeks. 246 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,913 But between the patchy Wi-Fi 247 00:09:34,957 --> 00:09:36,915 and like the ten-day nature trips, 248 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:39,701 and me being alone here, kind of feels like he left 249 00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:41,790 the day that he flew to the Galapagos. 250 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,661 - The turtle flew to the Galapagos? 251 00:09:43,705 --> 00:09:45,881 - No, Ted the turtle is missing, 252 00:09:45,924 --> 00:09:48,231 I am now talking about my boyfriend Ted, Twy. 253 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:50,277 It'd be great if you could keep up. 254 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,278 - Right. Sorry. 255 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,715 - The slowest animal on earth escaped from me. 256 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,412 That can't not be a bad sign. 257 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,196 - My mom had a turtle dove 258 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,068 that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake. 259 00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:01,549 That was a bad sign. - Oh my God. 260 00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:03,464 - And it happened on Valentine's Day. 261 00:10:03,507 --> 00:10:04,682 - Mm. 262 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:06,989 - And her fiancé was a Satanist. 263 00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:10,297 I think you guys are just going through a tough time. 264 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,255 But... who knows? 265 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:14,083 Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised 266 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:15,954 by how much closer this brings the two of you. 267 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,392 And if it makes you feel any better, 268 00:10:18,435 --> 00:10:20,785 turtles actually thrive out of captivity. 269 00:10:22,439 --> 00:10:23,962 - Thanks, Twy. 270 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:29,925 Oh, and if you do see Ted like waddling around in the kitchen, 271 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:32,623 just feed him a carrot and shoot me a text. 272 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,973 - [Laughs] I hope you're joking. 273 00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:37,149 - Me too, girl. [Air kiss] Love you! 274 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,021 [Entry bells tinkle, music plays quietly] 275 00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:42,590 [Highway traffic rumbles] 276 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:44,287 - Excuse me. - Mm? 277 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:48,465 - This baby behind me has been crying for over an hour now 278 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:50,467 and I just can't take it anymore. 279 00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,164 - You and me both. 280 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,645 I have shushed them thrice at this point. 281 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:56,430 Now, here are your options: 282 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:59,302 I could either move those two to the back of the plane, 283 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:02,000 or I could offer you some complimentary alcohol 284 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:05,134 to make your flight a little more bearable. 285 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:07,005 - Okay. Thank you, David. 286 00:11:07,049 --> 00:11:08,485 - Thank you, Carol! 287 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:12,576 - That was a great example... - Thank you! 288 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:15,579 - ...of what not to do. David just reminded us 289 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,755 of two touchstone policies here at Larry Air: 290 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:20,410 no seat changes, 291 00:11:20,454 --> 00:11:21,933 and "complimentary" 292 00:11:21,977 --> 00:11:25,067 is not in our corporate vocabulary. 293 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:27,548 But finger snaps for David! 294 00:11:27,591 --> 00:11:30,246 All: [Snapping fingers] - We don't... s-Sure. 295 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:34,076 - Okay, I think it's time to move on to the final round. 296 00:11:35,077 --> 00:11:37,862 If I call your name, please stand up. 297 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,605 Rupinder Pimms, Tracey Mickleson, 298 00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:44,434 Felix Ng, and David Rose. 299 00:11:44,478 --> 00:11:46,262 - Fuck yes! - I regret to inform you, 300 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:49,265 you will not be asked to continue the process. 301 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,528 - [Shocked laugh] This is so embarrassing. 302 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:52,790 I thought you said David Rose. 303 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,401 - I did. 304 00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,578 - Too bad they didn't have a branzino to de-bone 305 00:11:57,621 --> 00:11:59,231 because you would've got this. - [Unamused] Hmm... 306 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,799 Yeah, hi, Carol? Uh, it's just that some of us 307 00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:03,801 drove some of the other applicants here, 308 00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:05,586 so it might just be easier 309 00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:08,110 if we all just moved forward into the next round. 310 00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:11,418 - I think it's best if you wait in the hall. 311 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:13,420 - Okay. 312 00:12:17,162 --> 00:12:19,208 I'll be taking some of these complimentary peanuts then. 313 00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:20,905 - Oh, as I pointed out, 314 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,385 nothing is complimentary on Larry Air. 315 00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:24,561 - I'm taking the peanuts, Carol! 316 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:29,348 [Door bangs shut] - Okay, moving on... 317 00:12:29,392 --> 00:12:33,483 ♪♪♪ 318 00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:36,312 [Muzak-style music plays] 319 00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:41,448 - Well, hopefully, Gwen will be here soon. 320 00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:43,580 - Oh, we don't have to wait for Gwen. 321 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:45,669 - Oh, I think we do. It uh... 322 00:12:45,713 --> 00:12:47,584 gives us more time to talk. 323 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:51,501 How often do good friends get a chance to sit around and, uh, 324 00:12:51,545 --> 00:12:53,764 and talk? - Right! 325 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:57,072 And, you know, I didn't get a chance to tell you before, 326 00:12:57,115 --> 00:13:00,467 but that is one snazzy outfit. [Chuckles] I mean... 327 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,731 Somebody... somebody's got some money to burn. 328 00:13:03,774 --> 00:13:05,167 - [Chuckles] Take it easy, Roland. 329 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,386 - Well... - Let's not embarrass the man. 330 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:10,955 He obviously knows what his money can do for him. 331 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,827 [Chuckles] - This is so exciting! 332 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:15,133 I feel like I'm a Wolf of Wall Street. 333 00:13:15,177 --> 00:13:17,135 - Good... then let's go get our lamb. 334 00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:18,789 - Oh, are we having lamb? 335 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,618 - No, just my Sloppy Jocelyns. 336 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,011 Hope you're hungry, Bob. 337 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:25,317 - Speaking of yummy opportunities. 338 00:13:25,361 --> 00:13:28,625 John, were you able to return Bill and Melinda's call today 339 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,018 about the hmm hmm-hmm? 340 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,150 - Well, you know, Moira, we're not supposed to be 341 00:13:32,194 --> 00:13:34,805 discussing investment opportunities at the table, 342 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:37,329 no matter how lucrative they might be. 343 00:13:37,373 --> 00:13:39,506 - But you know what the Gateses are like - 344 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,551 Bill and Melinda. 345 00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:43,814 You know, they're expecting your call about... 346 00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:44,989 [Loud whisper] the investment. 347 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,514 - Yeah. - Wow! You know Bill Gates? 348 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:50,647 - Oh, who doesn't? But you're right, Bob, 349 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,388 why gild their lilies 350 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,826 when there might be someone right under our noses 351 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,828 looking for a lucrative venture? 352 00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:59,830 - Well, I... look, I... 353 00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:01,702 I might as well just come clean: 354 00:14:01,745 --> 00:14:03,399 Gwen's not coming. 355 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,836 - Let's eat. [Reaching grunt] 356 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,578 - Yeah, she, uh, she left me. 357 00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:11,668 I'm sorry, it's just all this, all this money talk, 358 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,540 and all I can think about 359 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,325 is how much I spent on this suit. 360 00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:18,327 Gwen, she told me, you know, 361 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:20,372 she said, "I like bad boys," 362 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:22,636 and now she's holed up with our minister. 363 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:26,291 - She was bragging about a religious experience. 364 00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,643 - Perhaps there's an upside to all this, 365 00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:31,645 fiscally speaking. - Hmm! 366 00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:33,037 - [Laughs] 367 00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,432 Oh no, no. [Laughs] 368 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:41,263 Listen, uh, Johnny, I, I hate to ask, 369 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:43,091 but, uh, you just seem to have 370 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:46,137 so many, uh, high-profile friends. 371 00:14:46,181 --> 00:14:48,575 Do you think one of them might be open to... 372 00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:50,185 cutting me a loan? 373 00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:53,101 See, Gwen and Parson Jim, they're... 374 00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,972 they're after the house. 375 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:57,584 - Mm. 376 00:14:57,627 --> 00:14:58,933 [Crickets chirp] 377 00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,457 [Bottle clanks, wine glass clinks] 378 00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,461 - So, are you just never gonna talk to me ever again? 379 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,376 - I asked you to roll up the window in the car. 380 00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,073 The highway smelled like manure. 381 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,423 - Okay. It just seems like you're upset. 382 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,729 - Not upset. 383 00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,688 Just didn't feel like talking in the car. So. 384 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,080 - Okay. 385 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,256 - Did Carol embarrass herself 386 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,215 by sending me away in front of everybody? 387 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:21,564 Absolutely. 388 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:24,741 Was the entire group shocked by that decision? 389 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,222 Seemed like it based on some people's faces. 390 00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,224 Now ask me if I care. 391 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,921 - Do you care-- - Don't care! I don't care! 392 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,097 [Annoyed laugh] 393 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,622 - You are such a sore loser. 394 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,580 - I am not! - [Snorts] 395 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:40,583 - I'm not. It's just, do you really wanna work for a place 396 00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:43,281 that clearly doesn't know what they're doing? 397 00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,762 - Oh, well, they really want me to work for them, 398 00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:49,157 so I have to trust that they do know what they're doing. 399 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:54,292 - Okay. - Admit it. 400 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:55,772 I'm more qualified than you. 401 00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:00,081 - Fine. - Admit it. 402 00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,735 - You're more qualified than me. 403 00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:04,302 - Thank you! - Now... 404 00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:06,304 let's see what exciting new job opportunities await you 405 00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:07,958 in your new career as an airline hostess. 406 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,178 - Give me that! Give it! 407 00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:13,137 I am so embarrassed for you! 408 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,140 - Now, I would love to use one of Larry Air's 409 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,013 "completely private" new paid toilets. 410 00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:21,319 I don't know why they have to stress "completely private." 411 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:23,365 - Get out! Get out! 412 00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:25,541 [Lid twists] - No. 413 00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,589 [Forced gulp] Ugh! 414 00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:33,201 [Crickets chirp] 415 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,246 Alexis: Ted! Dinner's ready! 416 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,509 [Knock at the door] 417 00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:39,120 Ugh! 418 00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:44,603 - Alexis Rose? - Yes? 419 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:46,823 - Mr. Mullens has arranged a limo for you. 420 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,738 If you could please come with me. 421 00:16:48,782 --> 00:16:50,914 - How do I know this isn't like an abduction or something? 422 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:52,916 - It's not an abduction. 423 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,266 - You didn't blink. I believe you. 424 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,138 Um, okay, I'll be out in five. 425 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,708 [Soft jazz music plays] 426 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,234 [Door opens, entry bells tinkle] 427 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:07,931 - Good evening, Ms. Rose. 428 00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:10,934 The other member of your party has already been seated. 429 00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,895 ♪ I tell myself that I'm... 430 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,464 ♪ So lucky 431 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,771 ♪ To be loving you 432 00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:23,381 - Oh, hi. 433 00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:24,818 - Ted! What is this? 434 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,994 - Well, I couldn't let our anniversary go 435 00:17:27,037 --> 00:17:28,473 without a celebration. 436 00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:30,301 Just because we're not in the same city 437 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:31,738 doesn't mean that we can't go on a date. 438 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,478 - And you're wearing the little tie 439 00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:35,742 with your short-sleeved shirt. My little Galapo-guy. 440 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,787 - Yeah, it's actually really hot here, 441 00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:40,398 so the bottom half is just my bathing suit and flip-flops. 442 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:43,662 - [Gasps] Ted! More about your bottom half, please! 443 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:46,143 - Twyla's not standing right behind you, is she? 444 00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:48,885 - Hi, Ted. 445 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:50,365 - Twyla, again, 446 00:17:50,408 --> 00:17:51,801 I can't thank you enough for making this happen. 447 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:54,499 - Um, I can lock up if you wanna go, Twy. 448 00:17:54,543 --> 00:17:56,240 - Oh, someone has to serve you dinner. 449 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,590 But don't worry, I'll stay out of your way. 450 00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,897 [Wine pours, Alexis chuckles] 451 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:04,509 - Alexis, I'm sorry for dropping the ball on our calls. 452 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,642 I thought that we would have Wi-Fi on the trip 453 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,557 and we didn't, so... the rest of the team 454 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,602 just had to listen to me talk about you for seven days. 455 00:18:10,646 --> 00:18:14,476 In fact, they actually named the new fly "Alexis." 456 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,957 - The fly that mates with itself? 457 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,437 - Yeah, I think the important thing is that, now, 458 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:21,788 I have a little Alexis here with me, 459 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,659 just buzzing around. 460 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,793 - I'm just like so happy to see your face. 461 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,838 - Me too. 462 00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:31,101 ♪ So lucky - Boop! 463 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,668 - Boop! ♪ To be loving you 464 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,323 [Booping one another playfully] 465 00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,502 [Crickets chirp] 466 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,505 [Door clicks open] 467 00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:45,637 - Okay, John, I'm going to throw another name at you: 468 00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:47,944 Ronnie. Owns her own business, no kids. 469 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:50,642 Clearly doesn't spend any money on herself. 470 00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:53,820 - I appreciate the enthusiasm, Moira, but uh... 471 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:56,518 I just got off the phone with Betty Terkstra. 472 00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,128 She sold the place. 473 00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,652 - No, John! 474 00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:02,959 - I'll keep an eye open for a less pricey property, 475 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,831 but, uh, without Stevie, 476 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:06,310 I think we're in a bit of a bind. 477 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,964 - Oh, John, hold me. 478 00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:11,185 Good is coming, it has to. 479 00:19:11,228 --> 00:19:13,361 [Persistent knock at the door] 480 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:19,541 - Hello, Johnny! 481 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:21,673 - Look, I appreciate the gesture, guys, 482 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:24,154 but, uh, this is not a good night for champagne. 483 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,026 - Oh, speak for yourself, John. 484 00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:29,551 - Oh good, you're lying down! We have big news. 485 00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:32,684 - If you're referring to the bath-time video Gwen posted... 486 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:34,991 - N-no, n-no, it's... it's not that exciting. 487 00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,993 No, um... [clears throat] 488 00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:41,171 well, we... 489 00:19:41,215 --> 00:19:43,695 BOUGHT THE MOTEL! [Gasps] - What?! 490 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:46,524 - Yeah, we took out a second mortgage on our house. 491 00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:49,353 - Yeah. After what went down at dinner, 492 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,181 Joc and I started talking, and we figured, 493 00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:54,010 well, if it's good enough for Bill Gates to invest in, 494 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,534 it's, uh, good enough for us to invest in. 495 00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:58,362 - Roland, we don't actually know-- 496 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,888 - I'm, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm not comprehending. 497 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,715 - We... 498 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,717 are buying into the business. 499 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,896 Say hello to your new business partners. 500 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,594 - Oh, well, if that's not cause for alcohol 501 00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:14,465 I don't know what is. 502 00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:16,598 - So, we have the motel? 503 00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:18,165 - We sure do. 504 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,602 Now, first order of business, 505 00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:22,256 we need name tags. 506 00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:24,780 - [Laughing excitedly] 507 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,609 I don't believe this! Roland, we will make this work. 508 00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:28,958 - Yes. - We'll make it work. 509 00:20:29,002 --> 00:20:31,961 Thank you. Thank you, Roland. - All right. 510 00:20:32,005 --> 00:20:33,441 [Loud pats] 511 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,009 - Why is there a turtle on the floor? 512 00:20:36,052 --> 00:20:37,619 Moira: Alexis!