1 00:00:00,502 --> 00:00:01,746 Oh, Alexis! 2 00:00:02,196 --> 00:00:04,018 This is a critical moment. 3 00:00:04,368 --> 00:00:07,671 A siren call to the cinematic rapture that is to come. 4 00:00:07,696 --> 00:00:10,658 - How did it look? - It like literally just came through 5 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:12,226 John, draw the curtains. 6 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,994 - David! - David: What? 7 00:00:14,018 --> 00:00:15,730 We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. 8 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:17,729 No! No, go away. 9 00:00:17,813 --> 00:00:19,585 Perhaps I should screen it privately first. 10 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:21,035 Okay. Well, I'm here now. 11 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:22,870 So the least you could do is show me it. 12 00:00:22,894 --> 00:00:24,605 Dad! 13 00:00:24,629 --> 00:00:26,941 John, it's practically obsidian in here! 14 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:28,709 You just said close the curtains! 15 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:31,278 Okay. Okay, family, be kind. 16 00:00:31,451 --> 00:00:33,251 - Okay. - Okay. 17 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:38,252 - Okay, we gotta press play. - Oh. Okay. 18 00:00:38,276 --> 00:00:40,988 Ad voice: Some banks make mortgages way too complicated. 19 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:42,623 I don't remember any of this... ? 20 00:00:42,647 --> 00:00:45,126 - Oh, it's just an ad, Sweetheart. - Skip it. 21 00:00:49,721 --> 00:00:51,866 Trailer voice: There was a time 22 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:54,165 when the Crows were our friend... 23 00:00:55,837 --> 00:00:58,485 - It's halted. Someone hit resume. - Just let it buffer. 24 00:00:58,832 --> 00:01:01,813 - Friends. - Well, we best be returning... 25 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:05,241 Dad, I told you we needed to upgrade the Wi-Fi. 26 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,421 Oh, this is a no way an optimal viewing experience. 27 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,499 - It's back! - Okay, start it over. 28 00:01:11,524 --> 00:01:12,653 Okay. 29 00:01:13,204 --> 00:01:14,922 Ad Voice: Some banks make mortgages... 30 00:01:14,946 --> 00:01:17,867 - You know what, this is excruciating. - You know what, Sweetheart? 31 00:01:17,892 --> 00:01:19,932 Why don't you just give us a holler when it's ready? 32 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:24,957 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- 00:03:22,316 Okay, well, it sound like she doesn't actually wanna do it. 78 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,717 So why don't I just come with, 79 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:25,706 and I will gently take it off her hands. 80 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:31,175 Fine. But I don't want any hurt feelings. 81 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,178 Because the last thing we need right now 82 00:03:33,202 --> 00:03:37,292 is interpersonal conflict eclipsing my... our day. 83 00:03:37,573 --> 00:03:39,980 Imagine what I could do with you bachelor party, David. 84 00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:42,638 Diplo still sends me nudes. 85 00:03:46,148 --> 00:03:47,882 - It's a DJ. - Okay. 86 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:02,587 Oh Roland, I'm shocked. 87 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:04,543 These rooms are in good shape. 88 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:06,645 Well, I don't know what you were expecting, Johnny. 89 00:04:06,669 --> 00:04:10,348 I mean, no offense, but I don't throw good money down on lemons. 90 00:04:10,372 --> 00:04:12,417 Who am I, you buying your car? 91 00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:15,486 Okay, we've had no problems with the car, Roland. 92 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,456 No, this place has good bones. 93 00:04:17,785 --> 00:04:20,886 Oh, look... the maid forgot to pick up her tip. 94 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:23,962 Is that a bag full of money? 95 00:04:23,986 --> 00:04:26,565 Yeah, it's kinda a generous tip when you consider 96 00:04:26,589 --> 00:04:28,300 she didn't clean up this garbage 97 00:04:28,324 --> 00:04:29,987 and this loaded gun. 98 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:32,404 All right. Don't point it, put it down. 99 00:04:32,428 --> 00:04:33,739 Put the gun down. 100 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,741 Someone's clearly been squatting here. 101 00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:37,209 And by the looks of it, 102 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,076 they don't appear to be on the up and up. 103 00:04:39,101 --> 00:04:41,646 Well, maybe Benny and Betty left this here. 104 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:44,253 And we just inherited a bag of money and a gun. 105 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,384 If we're gonna split it up, I call the money. 106 00:04:46,408 --> 00:04:48,253 We're not taking the money, Roland. 107 00:04:48,277 --> 00:04:51,089 Whoever left it here is obviously coming back for it. 108 00:04:51,113 --> 00:04:52,390 Why do you say that? 109 00:04:52,414 --> 00:04:54,259 I left a pack of chewing gum at the movie theater 110 00:04:54,283 --> 00:04:56,128 two weeks ago, and I haven't gone back for it. 111 00:04:56,152 --> 00:04:58,230 Look at this, a cigarette and a newspaper. 112 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,132 That stuff could've been here for years. 113 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:02,134 Then explain why the coffee is still hot? 114 00:05:02,158 --> 00:05:04,960 - It's called global warming, Johnny. - Okay. 115 00:05:04,985 --> 00:05:06,219 Why do you strike me as one of 116 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:08,030 those people that doesn't believe in that. 117 00:05:08,055 --> 00:05:10,575 Roland, I say we go to the police. 118 00:05:10,599 --> 00:05:12,244 We have to let them handle it. 119 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,479 And then what? We offer our guests a discount 120 00:05:14,503 --> 00:05:16,681 to stay in the middle of a crime scene. 121 00:05:16,705 --> 00:05:18,049 Then what do you suggest? 122 00:05:18,073 --> 00:05:19,522 Let's stake out the place, 123 00:05:19,547 --> 00:05:21,186 Person comes back, takes their stuff, leaves, 124 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,043 and we can change the locks. 125 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:27,336 Okay, we give it a day, see if the guy comes back. 126 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,629 Or gal. This is the 21st century, Johnny. 127 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:33,154 - Okay. - Let's get with it. 128 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:35,066 Come on. 129 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:39,102 I'm with it. 130 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:44,075 Well, we best be returning to the lab, Nathaniel. 131 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:46,311 It's getting dark. 132 00:05:46,335 --> 00:05:48,480 But it's the middle of the afternoon, 133 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,549 must be a solar eclipse. 134 00:05:50,573 --> 00:05:52,586 That's not an eclipse, Nathaniel! 135 00:05:52,808 --> 00:05:54,553 Those are birds! 136 00:05:54,577 --> 00:05:56,588 Ahhh! 137 00:05:56,612 --> 00:06:00,292 And so... what have we done?! 138 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:16,374 Trailer voice: "The Crows Have Eyes: The Crowening." 139 00:06:20,935 --> 00:06:22,747 Mrs. Rose, was that you the whole time? 140 00:06:22,771 --> 00:06:24,316 Indeed it was. 141 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,952 Thanks in large part to the thaumaturgy 142 00:06:26,976 --> 00:06:28,687 of our special effects department. 143 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:30,355 Stunning, isn't it? 144 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:32,290 What a human beak can do? 145 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:35,864 So wait. Did you get the virus in the end? 146 00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:38,247 Was that not clear? Should we give it another watch? 147 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:41,633 No, I think three times through is the sweet spot. 148 00:06:41,657 --> 00:06:43,635 This is so exciting. 149 00:06:43,659 --> 00:06:45,503 What if it gets nominated for an Oscar? 150 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:48,707 Twyla! No, we must keep the carriage in the wake of the mare. 151 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:50,709 Golden Globe, perhaps, 152 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:53,178 but I won't let myself envisage that. 153 00:06:53,202 --> 00:06:55,280 I gotta say, those special effects looked 154 00:06:55,304 --> 00:06:58,316 way better than what I pictured when you described it. 155 00:06:58,496 --> 00:07:02,031 Credit the technical wizardry of our team of imaginators. 156 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,755 Gals, we're being rude. 157 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:10,141 Jocelyn hasn't had a chance to render her opinion, 158 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:13,233 though the adulation does appear to be unanimous. 159 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:14,974 Well... 160 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,803 it looked just like a real movie. 161 00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:21,208 Now there is the quote for the sizzle reel! 162 00:07:22,965 --> 00:07:24,776 Oh... it's-it's neat! 163 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:26,705 "Neat." 164 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:30,598 To see you in a... in a real movie. 165 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,487 Anyways, I bet we are dying to get to rehearsal, ladies. 166 00:07:35,511 --> 00:07:37,287 So let's get those stands. 167 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:40,907 Of course. We'll pick up this parley after rehearsal. 168 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:45,063 - Were the crows nice? - Hm. 169 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:47,499 My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me 170 00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:49,109 to take my bra off. 171 00:07:53,976 --> 00:07:55,707 Okay, so you guys just chat up here, 172 00:07:55,731 --> 00:07:57,943 and I'll keep it cool, keep it casual. 173 00:07:57,967 --> 00:07:59,210 Okay. Here she comes. 174 00:07:59,234 --> 00:08:00,984 She'll probably gonna be uncomfortable admitting 175 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:03,114 that she doesn't wanna be a part of your wedding party, 176 00:08:03,138 --> 00:08:05,283 so I'm gonna make her feel like she's doing me a favour. 177 00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:07,102 - Patrick: Isn't she though? - Alexis: Okay. That's funny. 178 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:09,209 More of that. But aim it at David. 179 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:12,090 Please drive. 180 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:15,949 - Like, now. - Yep. 181 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:21,733 So that's your uniform, huh? 182 00:08:21,757 --> 00:08:23,835 You do know that "Pan Am" was canceled 183 00:08:23,859 --> 00:08:25,136 after a season, right? 184 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,687 Cool and casual, please David. 185 00:08:26,712 --> 00:08:29,240 I am sitting next to her so I will be the one to handle this. 186 00:08:29,264 --> 00:08:31,343 This is the flight attendant's uniform. 187 00:08:31,367 --> 00:08:33,278 Why am I wearing it, you ask? 188 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,146 Because this morning I found out 189 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:38,216 I was gonna be a flight attendant on a real flight. 190 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,118 Wait, didn't you like just start? 191 00:08:40,142 --> 00:08:42,587 Uh, less than a week ago? Yeah. Mhmm. 192 00:08:42,611 --> 00:08:45,256 So how safe can the plane be 193 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,926 if I'm the one in charge of saving people's lives? 194 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:50,228 Yeah. Yikes. Not safe. 195 00:08:50,252 --> 00:08:52,430 So you probably just wanna like head home then. 196 00:08:52,454 --> 00:08:54,566 I'm fine. As long as I don't have to go back there. 197 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,534 I was gonna put my life in danger for what? 198 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,031 To see the world? 199 00:08:58,056 --> 00:09:01,239 They only fly to Hoboken, Windsor and South Dakota. 200 00:09:01,263 --> 00:09:03,241 I've actually heard South Dakota is quite scenic. 201 00:09:03,265 --> 00:09:04,763 - Okay. - Did you know that Larry 202 00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:07,145 Air has 18 ongoing lawsuits? 203 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:11,249 - One of which is from Larry himself. - Wow, okay. Got it. 204 00:09:11,273 --> 00:09:13,118 I left a job that I actually liked for this. 205 00:09:13,142 --> 00:09:14,719 What is wrong with me? 206 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:16,121 How honest do you want us to be? 207 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:19,591 Oh no, babe. It sounds like you have so much on your plate already, 208 00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:21,493 on top of your bridesmaids duties. 209 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,061 Are you sure you want that much stress? 210 00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:24,583 As crazy as this sounds, 211 00:09:24,608 --> 00:09:26,319 I'm actually looking forward to that. 212 00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,716 Feel like it's the only job I can't mess up at this point. 213 00:09:29,974 --> 00:09:31,374 Totally. 214 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,748 Hmm. 215 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:42,814 Okay, Johnny. 216 00:09:42,838 --> 00:09:44,783 As soon as we get this place up and running 217 00:09:44,807 --> 00:09:46,484 the first order of business 218 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:48,720 is to restock the vending machine. 219 00:09:48,744 --> 00:09:50,288 Do you know that all they had was this 220 00:09:50,312 --> 00:09:53,792 Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs. 221 00:09:53,816 --> 00:09:55,360 All right, we're gonna have to get 222 00:09:55,384 --> 00:09:57,062 some brand names in there. 223 00:09:57,086 --> 00:09:59,264 No, I'm saying get more of this. 224 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:02,962 Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. 225 00:10:03,376 --> 00:10:04,769 You can't argue with that kind of math. 226 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:08,304 Roland, can you focus on the task at hand please? 227 00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:10,175 If we're gonna be partners, 228 00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:12,043 you've gotta take this job more seriously. 229 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,312 Well, why do you think I got these snacks? 230 00:10:14,336 --> 00:10:16,881 I mean we could be on this stakeout for days, 231 00:10:16,905 --> 00:10:18,516 maybe weeks. 232 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:20,374 Someone's coming. 233 00:10:26,682 --> 00:10:28,359 Get down. 234 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:32,831 It is a man. 235 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,134 Your sexist instincts were right as usual. 236 00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:37,702 Okay. Good, good, good. 237 00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:40,527 Maybe he'll just get his stuff and leave. 238 00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:45,228 He's taken off his jacket. 239 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:48,535 He's going to the vending machine? 240 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:52,183 Roland, we can't have squatters here. 241 00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:54,252 One of us is gonna have to talk to him. 242 00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:56,020 Johnny, the guy has a gun. 243 00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,095 Okay, then as partners, 244 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,711 I think it's only fair thing to do is handle this together. 245 00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:01,860 Okay. 246 00:11:01,884 --> 00:11:05,845 I just need a minute to figure out what I'm gonna say. 247 00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:14,984 Come in. 248 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,619 Oh, good, Jocelyn, 249 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,087 I caught you in a moment of repose. 250 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,306 Yeah. I was just grading book reports. 251 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,091 Heh. Tell me about it! 252 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,426 So how are you doing, Jocelyn? 253 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,363 You seem to be wishing to discharge something 254 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,432 from your chest today at rehearsal 255 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,489 and... didn't get a chance. 256 00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:33,580 - Uh, no, I'm fine. - You're fine. 257 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,373 Why? Why do you hate my movie? 258 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,517 - I just saw the trailer. - Exactly! 259 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,977 Yet you've already deemed it this year's John Carter. 260 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,447 - I never said that. - You didn't have to. 261 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,054 Just the look in your eyes sent a chilling, 262 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:49,952 wet gust of raspberries to my face. 263 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,822 I just don't like horror movies. 264 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,525 My first boyfriend took me to a Michael Meyers movie and I never got over it. 265 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,927 Not "The Love Guru"? 266 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,640 Moira, you don't really care if I like your movie? 267 00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:02,098 Don't be giddy. 268 00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:05,134 But just so you know, Jocelyn, 269 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:09,328 an actress is only as happy as her unhappiest audience. 270 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,948 What do we think? Bow tie or no bow tie. 271 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,516 - Oh, bow. - No bow. 272 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,985 I sort of feel like bow tie is kind of classic, no? 273 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,788 Okay, you sort of made it seem like you weren't sure. 274 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,591 I'm not sure. But I also very much am. 275 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,211 Also, a black bow ties photograph better. 276 00:12:31,236 --> 00:12:32,762 I should know. I once hooked up 277 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,463 with three different GQ Men of the Year. 278 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,098 At the GQ Men of the Year party. 279 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,158 Okay, sorry. 280 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:39,935 I'm probably not the person to ask for fashion stuff. 281 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,166 Um, speaking of maid of honor duties... 282 00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:44,940 Stevie? Thoughts on the bachelor party. 283 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,375 Oh-oh. 284 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:50,853 Um, I think I was just gonna see what David wanted to do? 285 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,182 Okay. I'm super easy. 286 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,317 Although I did find a gorgeous ryokan in Hakone 287 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,899 With a hot spring-fed onsen on the balcony? 288 00:12:57,924 --> 00:13:01,123 Private Chef optional. But I'm open to other ideas. 289 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,459 Okay. Hot tip: it often makes for less stress 290 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,061 if you just plan it yourself and then tell the bride after. 291 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,798 Okay. Stevie, not hot on that tip. Okay? 292 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,699 Okay, I'm starting to realize 293 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,868 that there's a lot more to this job than I thought. 294 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,637 Tell me about it. 295 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,806 I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette 296 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,774 on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro 297 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,259 where nothing is illegal. Like nothing. 298 00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:26,215 Okay. Are you sure you shouldn't do this? 299 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,017 Because, I mean... 300 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,852 you're here now, you're David's sister, 301 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,526 and you're clearly better suited for the job. 302 00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,356 Oh my God, Stevie. 303 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,368 I get why you and everyone else would be asking that question, 304 00:13:37,393 --> 00:13:39,870 but... the answer is... 305 00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:42,387 like maybe? 306 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,534 What am I doing? 307 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,536 Well, we can just crossfade responsibilities. 308 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:51,336 No. What am I doing with my life. 309 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,277 I'm now unemployed in my thirties. 310 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,313 For the second time in a week. 311 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,715 I left your dad high and dry at the motel... 312 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,450 and now I'm... 313 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:08,839 Okay, all of what you're saying may be very, very true. 314 00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:13,759 Which is why I will not let you give up this job. 315 00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:16,276 You can do this. And if you can't, 316 00:14:16,301 --> 00:14:18,702 I will be here for the whole month to help you through it. 317 00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:21,736 Bring it in, girl. 318 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,138 Oh no, I don't think you need to... okay. 319 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,076 Hey, what do we think about this one? 320 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:31,680 Oh my God. Since when did James Bond shop to Elm Glenn? 321 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,883 - So that's a yes? - Yes. 322 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,753 Um, we still need to pick a tie. 323 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,525 So what does our maid of honor think? 324 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:46,328 Hm. Hm. 325 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,796 Which one is your favourite. 326 00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:50,826 Hm... 327 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,046 Yes. 328 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:56,705 Can we just get married already? 329 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,674 I'm kidding, I want pageantry 330 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,776 that takes months and months to plan. 331 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,811 - Of course you do. - You look so good. 332 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,346 Fits in the shoulders. Make you button it up. 333 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,382 Thank you. 334 00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:11,420 Okay. 335 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,356 Oh, I really don't know about this, Roland. 336 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,358 Still feels like a police matter to me. 337 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,227 Johnny, you got this. Relax. 338 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,429 Remember there is two of us, one of him so. 339 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,264 Okay. 340 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,400 Of course he does have that gun. 341 00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:29,154 - Yeah? - Hi. My name is Johnny Rose... 342 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,043 and this is my partner... 343 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,645 Partner. 344 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,270 He calls me... No we actually just met. 345 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:41,150 What're you, guys, cops? 346 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,285 No. No, no. 347 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,678 No weapons here. 348 00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,188 No, we're um, 349 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,990 we're the new owners of this motel 350 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,125 and we just stopped by and say hi, 351 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,493 and to get a little more information 352 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,521 about what exactly you are doing here on our property. 353 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:59,231 And by the way, whatever you're doing is A-okay with me. 354 00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:02,438 But unfortunately Professor Prude here 355 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,039 is not too keen on "squatters." 356 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,615 Who said I'm a squatter? 357 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,343 I'm a long-term tenant. 358 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,378 Betty told me she'd bake that into the contract. 359 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,531 Bake it into the contract. Roland? 360 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,723 Was it in the contract? 361 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,019 The contract is like 25 pages. 362 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,888 - That's what lawyers are for. - Well, I'm a lawyer. 363 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,387 And I assure you that it's in there. 364 00:16:22,412 --> 00:16:23,926 You're a lawyer? 365 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:27,082 Then might I ask what you're doing here? 366 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:28,697 I'm a prosecutor. 367 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,533 And uh, when you're putting away the kind of guys I do... 368 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,335 - Or gals. - No, never women. 369 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,238 It's always safest to keep a low profile. 370 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,241 So part of that involved paying Betty and Benny in cash. 371 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,610 Okay. 372 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,934 Well, that explains what that big ole bag was for. 373 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,518 - How do you know I have a big old bag? - I didn't know. 374 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,086 I don't know anything about a bag. 375 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,022 You guys have been in my room, haven't you? 376 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,090 You know I keep a lot of very highly classified 377 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,989 - documents in here. - Uh, no, it wasn't us. 378 00:16:58,014 --> 00:16:58,928 No. 379 00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:02,051 But we will make sure no one ever pokes around 380 00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,899 - in here again. - Right. 381 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,502 We wouldn't want you to have to use your gun. 382 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,070 You found my gun? 383 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,670 I don't know what he's talking about. 384 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,107 Obviously you're a valued guest here. 385 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,076 So here's my card, 386 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:18,013 and we can set up the same cash payments 387 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,555 that you gave to Betty. Have a very pleasant stay. 388 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,489 Well, Johnny, you still wanna call the cops? 389 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,925 Okay, you were right on this one, Roland. 390 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,059 I think this was a pretty important one to be right on. 391 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,764 Our first guest, not bad, huh? 392 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,068 - Not bad. - Okay. How about "Good job, Roland." 393 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,204 - Good job, Roland. - You're a professional, Roland. 394 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,139 Dr. Clara Mandrake: What have we done?! 395 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,411 Good. Good. And the egg-laying feels grounded. 396 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:52,181 Hi Moira, 397 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,149 I don't wanna interrupt you, 398 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,352 I can see you're busy... watching the trailer again. 399 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,004 I just wanted to apologize for earlier. 400 00:18:02,029 --> 00:18:04,159 No need to self-flagellate, Jocelyn. 401 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,228 Even if yours is the lone dissenting voice 402 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,930 in the canticle. 403 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,833 Sorry, Moira, I think my reason 404 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,068 for not wanting to jump on the bandwagon 405 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,637 is just that I've seen you get your hopes up before, 406 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,107 only to be disappointed when things didn't work out. 407 00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:20,417 I don't require coddling. 408 00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:21,873 I know. 409 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:25,817 Now that I realize that my opinion means something to you, 410 00:18:25,842 --> 00:18:29,286 there is a lot that I liked about the trailer... 411 00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:30,886 Do go on. 412 00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,258 "From the first ominous syllable 413 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,127 of the narrator's tale, 414 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,829 one can feel the hair on one's arms standing 415 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,098 at affrighted attention. 416 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,134 Yes, there will be blood. 417 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,294 And, yes, you will be horror-struck. 418 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:51,817 But, more than that, you will be lured, 419 00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:55,784 against every instinct for self-preservation, 420 00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:59,146 to look inside, and face your very own 421 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:03,319 futile resistance to transfiguration." 422 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,488 - Who wrote that? - I did. 423 00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:08,490 You? You did. 424 00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:13,549 Oh, wow... Jocelyn, thank you. 425 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,065 Nothing about me or my performance? 426 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,668 Oh. It's just a first draft. 427 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,197 Yes. Okay. 428 00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:23,405 - I really liked your feathers! - Mhmm. 429 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,973 They're very life-like. 430 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,942 Surprise. They are real. 431 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,344 1200 of them hand-sewn into my costume. 432 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,775 Mhmm. 433 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,515 The live crows on set welcomed me as their own. 434 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,050 One even tried to mate. 435 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,353 - Ooh. Sounds dangerous. - Wow. 436 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:42,291 Perhaps one more watch to get your superlatives surging anew? 437 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,660 Oh Moira, I'm sure that you're tired and... 438 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,727 okay. 439 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,362 Trailer Voice: "There was a time 440 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,031 when the Crows were our friends." 441 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,471 - That voice really is creepy. - Shh. 442 00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:58,158 Wow, so what happened? 443 00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,683 She was ready to hand over the crown. 444 00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:02,418 Oh, she was, but... 445 00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,056 I feel like she needs it more than I do. 446 00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:05,788 Wow. Who are you? 447 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:07,956 I know, right? Like what's happening to me? 448 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,767 - You're going soft. - Ugh. 449 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,137 But don't worry. I won't tell anyone. 450 00:20:12,162 --> 00:20:14,063 Anyway, it might kill me on the day, 451 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,811 but I'm glad that she actually found something 452 00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:17,970 - to distract herself. - Hm. Mhmm. 453 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,353 Speaking of the day... 454 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,267 I have a better job for you? 455 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:24,303 Okay. I think it would be a weird look for me 456 00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:26,299 to be a flower girl at my age, David. 457 00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:28,602 I've thought about it... 458 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,205 and I want you to give me away. 459 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,962 Oh my God, David. 460 00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,509 That's like arguably the most important role of the wedding. 461 00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,961 A simple yes or no is fine. No need to pull focus. 462 00:20:39,986 --> 00:20:42,091 Okay. I do. 463 00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:44,126 Great. 464 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,994 Although now that I think about it, 465 00:20:46,018 --> 00:20:48,063 I could also be the flower girl. 466 00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:51,033 Like come out first, wearing a gown made entirely of flowers... 467 00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:52,830 - No. - Just walk down the aisle, 468 00:20:52,855 --> 00:20:54,486 - and loop back... - Absolutely not. 469 00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:56,122 And then quick outfit change, and we're up. 470 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,641 I take it back, I'm gonna ask Jocelyn. 471 00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:03,766 - Hm. Hey... - Enough. 472 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:08,790 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --