1 00:00:00,508 --> 00:00:02,162 [Drumroll] 2 00:00:02,205 --> 00:00:03,903 Announcer: Two balls and two strikes on Hernandez. 3 00:00:03,946 --> 00:00:05,905 [Bat cracks] And there's a well-placed bunt! 4 00:00:05,948 --> 00:00:08,037 - Why did he hit the ball like that? 5 00:00:08,081 --> 00:00:11,171 - So that is called a bunt. It's uh, it's tactical. 6 00:00:11,214 --> 00:00:13,042 It allows the guy on first to get over to second. 7 00:00:13,086 --> 00:00:15,436 - Okay. Who came up with the word "bunt"? 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,743 Sounds like something you'd need to see a surgeon for. 9 00:00:17,786 --> 00:00:20,572 - David, this is an important game. 10 00:00:20,615 --> 00:00:21,921 You told me you could get into this. 11 00:00:21,964 --> 00:00:24,532 - I was referring to the pizza. 12 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:26,491 But, also, the game. 13 00:00:26,534 --> 00:00:29,798 - [Gasps] What do we have here? 14 00:00:29,842 --> 00:00:32,584 I seem to have stumbled into some sort 15 00:00:32,627 --> 00:00:34,411 of gentlemen's cavern. 16 00:00:34,455 --> 00:00:36,544 - Hey, thanks for letting me stay here tonight, Mrs. Rose, 17 00:00:36,588 --> 00:00:38,024 When David told me he wanted to install 18 00:00:38,067 --> 00:00:40,069 a Japanese toilet at my place, 19 00:00:40,113 --> 00:00:41,984 he neglected to mention that it would involve 20 00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:44,117 taking out a wall. - It was in the email. 21 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,336 Also, you will be thanking me when you experience the heated, 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,164 motion-sensor toilet seat. 23 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,210 - So, David, I take it you'll be employed as cheerleader 24 00:00:50,253 --> 00:00:52,995 for whatever televised sporting event 25 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:55,563 is unfolding for the remainder of the day? 26 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:59,436 - Alas, this is Patrick's day. We're doing what Patrick wants. 27 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,308 - Yes! - Wow, 28 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:03,615 someone's enjoying their day! - [Chuckles] 29 00:01:03,658 --> 00:01:05,921 - Sorry. Just... cleared the bases. 30 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,751 - It turns out Herb Ertlinger, the great fruit vintner, 31 00:01:09,795 --> 00:01:12,101 is rabid fan of the Crows movie - 32 00:01:12,145 --> 00:01:14,234 good luck finding someone who isn't - 33 00:01:14,277 --> 00:01:17,237 and he would like to name a wine after me. 34 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,500 - Oh my... - They should call it a... 35 00:01:19,544 --> 00:01:21,676 a Moira Rosé. [Chuckles] 36 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,591 - Yes, that's what he has in mind. 37 00:01:23,635 --> 00:01:27,160 - Amazing! Congrats, Mrs. Rose! 38 00:01:27,203 --> 00:01:29,641 - [Faux excitement] Mm. What news! 39 00:01:29,684 --> 00:01:31,599 - Yes, but he wants me to sample 40 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:33,601 the fruits of his labour this very day! 41 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:37,562 - Well, this seems like a very important moment in your life. 42 00:01:37,605 --> 00:01:39,607 I only wish I could be there. 43 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:41,435 - I can't go alone. 44 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:43,263 - [Sighs] Well, unfortunately, 45 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:45,613 I told my fiancé I'd watch the game with him-- 46 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:47,180 - Just go, David. - Okay. 47 00:01:49,661 --> 00:01:52,011 Are you sure? - Yes. 48 00:01:52,054 --> 00:01:54,448 You guys might wanna rehearse a little more next time. 49 00:01:54,491 --> 00:01:56,711 The extraction did feel a bit strained. 50 00:01:56,755 --> 00:01:59,540 - [Quietly] That was you. - Wha? 51 00:02:01,411 --> 00:02:02,587 - Love you. [Door closes] 52 00:02:04,806 --> 00:02:07,592 for the beleaguered bullpen.. 53 00:02:07,635 --> 00:02:12,031 ♪♪♪ 54 00:02:15,077 --> 00:02:17,906 [Low hum of chatter, meditating music] 55 00:02:19,908 --> 00:02:21,823 - [Gasps] There are my fierce women, 56 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:23,651 ready to elevate their lives! 57 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,740 I'm so glad you decided to come today. 58 00:02:25,784 --> 00:02:27,960 - Well, you pushed pretty hard for it, Alexis. 59 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:29,918 - You said you'd buy me lunch. - Mhmm. 60 00:02:29,962 --> 00:02:32,138 As Elevation's official regional brand ambassador 61 00:02:32,181 --> 00:02:34,401 and regional marketing invigorator, 62 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:35,924 I need to ask you guys: 63 00:02:35,968 --> 00:02:37,883 are you ready for a total physical 64 00:02:37,926 --> 00:02:39,928 and emotional transformation? 65 00:02:39,972 --> 00:02:43,192 - Nah, but I'll do your class. - Mm. 66 00:02:43,236 --> 00:02:44,803 - I didn't know they'd make us change 67 00:02:44,846 --> 00:02:46,718 out of our own workout clothes. 68 00:02:46,761 --> 00:02:48,371 - Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that 69 00:02:48,415 --> 00:02:50,765 before I spent all that money on my LuLu Limes. 70 00:02:50,809 --> 00:02:53,681 - Okay. - I found a stain on my pants. 71 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:55,204 Are we sure that they clean these? 72 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:56,510 - 'Kay, Stevie--[Squeals] - Alexis! 73 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,686 It's wonderful to see all these new recruits 74 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:00,383 you've brought for us today. 75 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:02,821 Leadership is thrilled with all of your hard work. 76 00:03:02,864 --> 00:03:04,953 - Oh my God, I'm blushing. [Giggles] 77 00:03:04,997 --> 00:03:07,129 Um, ladies, meet Citrus. 78 00:03:07,173 --> 00:03:09,784 Citrus runs our East Coast wing, 79 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:11,656 so we are very lucky to have him here today. 80 00:03:11,699 --> 00:03:13,309 - You know, I should also tell you 81 00:03:13,353 --> 00:03:15,790 that he's been very impressed with all of the work 82 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,749 you've done for us these past few weeks. 83 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:19,664 - I'm sorry, who's "he?" 84 00:03:19,707 --> 00:03:21,970 - Oh, good point. Who's "he"? 85 00:03:22,014 --> 00:03:24,233 - Well, if you keep this up, you'll find out soon enough. 86 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:28,498 Twyla, Stevie, Jocelyn, and Ronnie, 87 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,892 have a great class. 88 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:34,374 - How does he know all of our names? 89 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:37,333 - Am I crazy or is he really cute? 90 00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:39,422 - Okay, ladies, are we ready to elevate? 91 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:41,381 - Nah. - What if I just wait in the car 92 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:43,296 until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting 93 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:45,037 a really weird vibe from this place. 94 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,691 - Stevie, we've talked about this. 95 00:03:46,734 --> 00:03:48,431 You are a businesswoman now and part of that means 96 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:50,956 that you need to be like physically and mentally sharp. 97 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:53,262 And also, I get paid for everyone that signs up, 98 00:03:53,306 --> 00:03:54,568 so mm, mm, mm. 99 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:56,570 [Dance music plays] 100 00:03:56,613 --> 00:04:00,052 - All right, my Elevators, 101 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:03,751 we are ascending, not depending. 102 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,318 All our troubles, all our worries, 103 00:04:05,361 --> 00:04:08,451 we're going to elevate above them. 104 00:04:08,495 --> 00:04:11,411 Can I get an 'oh yeah' if you're up on my level! 105 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:13,761 Class: Oh yeah! 106 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:15,763 Stevie: [Weakly] Oh yeah... 107 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:19,680 ♪♪♪ 108 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:22,552 [Cart rattles, door closes] 109 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,424 - Hey, Johnny. 110 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:27,427 Listen, I don't wanna creep you out or anything, 111 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:29,995 but I was just peering into your son's bedroom... 112 00:04:30,038 --> 00:04:31,953 - Okay, not off to a good start, Roland. 113 00:04:31,997 --> 00:04:33,781 - Well, do you know that Patrick's sitting in there 114 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,914 all by himself? - Uh, yes, I'm aware. 115 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:37,829 He's spending the night with us. 116 00:04:37,872 --> 00:04:39,961 Patrick is practically family now. 117 00:04:40,005 --> 00:04:42,050 - Ah. Have you told him that? 118 00:04:43,225 --> 00:04:46,098 - Well, no, I haven't told him. 119 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:48,883 I mean, I haven't exactly said it out loud. 120 00:04:48,927 --> 00:04:51,016 - Yeah... I don't know, Johnny. 121 00:04:51,059 --> 00:04:52,800 Not having the big father/ son-in-law chat 122 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:55,498 feels like a missed opportunity to lay down some laws. 123 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:59,241 Maybe Patrick should get "the talk" from old Uncle Roland. 124 00:04:59,285 --> 00:05:01,809 - 'Kay, nobody's having a talk with Uncle Roland. 125 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:03,855 Look, everything is fine. 126 00:05:03,898 --> 00:05:06,466 If I feel like having a talk, I'll have a talk. 127 00:05:06,509 --> 00:05:07,989 Now, if you'll excuse me, 128 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,861 I have a few things to attend to. 129 00:05:09,904 --> 00:05:13,038 - I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. 130 00:05:13,081 --> 00:05:15,344 I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, 131 00:05:15,388 --> 00:05:17,564 but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, 132 00:05:17,607 --> 00:05:19,479 so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. 133 00:05:19,522 --> 00:05:20,523 But I'll tell you, 134 00:05:21,873 --> 00:05:23,396 I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. 135 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:25,398 No way! 136 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,880 The kid's just in there by himself, Johnny. 137 00:05:28,923 --> 00:05:30,664 Something to think about. 138 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,580 [Bird chirp] 139 00:05:33,623 --> 00:05:35,060 [Classical music plays] 140 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,236 - Okay, so how did this happen? 141 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,194 I'm shocked he'd give you a second chance 142 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,022 after that train wreck of a commercial. 143 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:43,546 - Mark my words, David, Herb-- 144 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:44,721 - Ertlinger. - Mm-hmm. 145 00:05:46,288 --> 00:05:47,420 Won't be the last we see to clamber out of the woodwork 146 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:49,074 now that I have a hit film on my hands. 147 00:05:49,117 --> 00:05:53,295 Spines tend to liquidate in the presence of success. 148 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:55,515 Speaking of. 149 00:05:55,558 --> 00:05:57,125 Herb! 150 00:05:57,169 --> 00:05:58,518 - [Quietly] ERT-linger. ERT. LINGER. 151 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:00,868 - Herb Ertlinger. - Nailed it first try. 152 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:02,391 Both: [Laughing] 153 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:04,872 Hey, bygones be bygones about the TV spot. 154 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,308 At least the print ad worked out. 155 00:06:06,352 --> 00:06:08,049 Pretty hard to mess up one of those! 156 00:06:08,093 --> 00:06:10,051 - Clearly you haven't seen the heartburn ads 157 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:12,053 she shot with Anne Geddes. - [Laughs] Herb, 158 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:14,664 I would like to introduce you 159 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,189 to a potential vendor. This is my son, David Rose. 160 00:06:17,232 --> 00:06:19,713 I'm sure you've heard of Rose Apothecary? 161 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:21,323 - I have not, no. 162 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:23,760 But I'd be happy to discuss a buy with... 163 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:25,588 whatever store this is, 164 00:06:25,632 --> 00:06:28,243 if it means something to you. - [Chuckles] Okay. 165 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,506 I think we might need to sample the product first. 166 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:31,725 - Ah! 167 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:34,859 My wife and I got a real kick out of that Crows movie. 168 00:06:34,902 --> 00:06:38,993 So we would love to make our Moira Rosé 169 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,909 an exclusive and limited release. 170 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,563 This is what we're thinking for the label. 171 00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:45,478 - [Gasps] Well, hello! 172 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:48,002 Who is she and how do we get a mouthful of her?! 173 00:06:48,046 --> 00:06:50,091 - Now, it's important that you believe 174 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:51,745 in the product you're selling, 175 00:06:51,788 --> 00:06:53,399 so we have a few options: 176 00:06:53,442 --> 00:06:55,227 there's the strawberry-peach, 177 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:57,403 the ground fruits blend, 178 00:06:57,446 --> 00:07:01,494 and... a lovely banana rosé. Huh? 179 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:05,237 - Mmm. Rich in potassium. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,369 - So, uh, sample at your leisure. 181 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:09,067 I'll come back with some coffee grounds 182 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,677 and a cheese board. 183 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:14,681 Again, we are so thrilled to have you here, Moira. 184 00:07:16,074 --> 00:07:18,337 Enjoy. - Thank you so much. 185 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:21,993 - Poor thing. - [Sigh of agreement] 186 00:07:22,036 --> 00:07:25,170 - Okay. Here is to being able to share 187 00:07:25,213 --> 00:07:27,085 the perks of the industry with you. 188 00:07:27,128 --> 00:07:28,477 Salut. [Glasses clink] 189 00:07:28,521 --> 00:07:30,305 - Cheers. 190 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,698 [Slurp] 191 00:07:31,741 --> 00:07:35,397 - Oh, I had my reservations about banana. 192 00:07:35,441 --> 00:07:37,573 - Um, that's strawberry-peach. 193 00:07:37,617 --> 00:07:39,836 - Oh dear, it tastes like Amoxicillin. 194 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,578 - [Gulps] 195 00:07:43,753 --> 00:07:45,973 This one's burning my throat. These are terrible! 196 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,670 - Well, we have to pick one, David. 197 00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:49,324 - Do we? You really want people associating your name 198 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,936 with this... laundry detergent? 199 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:53,894 I would never sell this at my store. 200 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:55,461 - Okay, enough. 201 00:07:57,767 --> 00:07:59,508 Whew. 202 00:07:59,552 --> 00:08:01,728 Now I'm getting notes of tomato. 203 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:03,730 - Ugh. - [Sucks teeth] 204 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:06,733 Announcer: Bottom of the 8th, Tigers down by one. 205 00:08:06,776 --> 00:08:08,735 Great pitching duel today... 206 00:08:08,778 --> 00:08:10,650 - Oh, hey, Mr. Rose. 207 00:08:10,693 --> 00:08:13,479 - Patrick! Uh, yeah, I was gonna say hello, 208 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:15,916 I, uh, didn't wanna interrupt. 209 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,744 - No, no, not at all. I'm just watching the game. 210 00:08:17,787 --> 00:08:19,354 Hey, do you want some pizza? 211 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,575 - Uh... yeah, I could go for some 'za. 212 00:08:22,618 --> 00:08:23,793 [Chuckles] 213 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,186 - Ordered it a while ago, 214 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,666 so it might be a bit cold by now, but... 215 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,755 - Oh, that's okay, cold pizza can be good. 216 00:08:28,798 --> 00:08:31,149 - Mm. - Hot pizza's good. 217 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,196 Too-hot pizza - not so good. 218 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,893 I got that happening. - [Laughs] Yeah. 219 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,808 - Oh, is this thin crust? 220 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,549 - I think it's just regular. 221 00:08:40,593 --> 00:08:43,161 - Oh yeah, well, I love a regular crust. 222 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:45,641 Announcer: ...Jackson on the mound. 223 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:47,687 - Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce, bread. 224 00:08:48,731 --> 00:08:51,473 Can't beat that combination. - [Chuckles] 225 00:08:51,517 --> 00:08:54,520 Announcer: Here's the wind-up - and the pitch! 226 00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:57,305 - You know, speaking of great combinations, you and David-- 227 00:08:57,349 --> 00:08:59,003 - Oh! - Oh, uh... 228 00:08:59,046 --> 00:09:00,526 did we get another hit? 229 00:09:00,569 --> 00:09:02,745 - That's the other team, unfortunately. 230 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:05,313 - Oh... boy. Almost got a glove on it, huh? 231 00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:07,098 That would've been good. 232 00:09:07,141 --> 00:09:09,883 You know, I was gonna say, you and David-- 233 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,320 - Oh, he and Mrs. Rose went to some wine tasting thing. 234 00:09:12,364 --> 00:09:14,453 - Oh, he went with Mrs. Rose, 235 00:09:14,496 --> 00:09:16,542 yeah, the woman I'm married to? 236 00:09:16,585 --> 00:09:20,154 You know, I was just flashing on you and David-- 237 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:22,156 - [Watching game] Oh, come on! This is not happening. 238 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,202 - What is happening?! 239 00:09:24,245 --> 00:09:27,553 Oh, you know, we, we can talk about this later. 240 00:09:27,596 --> 00:09:30,208 It's not, it doesn't really matter. Fellas! 241 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,166 - [Frustrated sigh] - Ugh! 242 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,473 - Yes, Stevie! You're crushing it. 243 00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:36,083 You're breaking through and I can see it! 244 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:38,085 Ronnie-- - [Groans] 245 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:40,087 - You too! 246 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:42,524 Twyla, where are we going? - Up! 247 00:09:42,568 --> 00:09:44,265 - And what're we leaving behind? 248 00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:46,224 Class: Everything and everyone! 249 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:48,226 - Yes! Push past those demons! 250 00:09:48,269 --> 00:09:51,142 Leave it behind you as we ascend to the gateway. 251 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:54,928 Jocelyn, do you see it? - I think so! 252 00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:56,495 - And... class! 253 00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:00,760 [Exhales] Great job, everyon! 254 00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:02,501 Women: [Breathing hard] 255 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,807 - And remember, I wanna see all of you 256 00:10:04,851 --> 00:10:06,287 signing up for that gateway! 257 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,115 Good work. 258 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,204 - Oh yeah, I feel amazing. 259 00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:13,207 Does anyone wanna sign up with me? 260 00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:14,643 I'm happy to share a tent! 261 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:17,211 - If babies are allowed, I am in. 262 00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:21,302 - Consider me a convert. I'm gonna go grab a couple 263 00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,478 of those Elevation Hydration bottles. 264 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,654 - So, Stevie, what did you think? 265 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:28,048 - Okay, yeah, I didn't hate it, 266 00:10:28,092 --> 00:10:30,311 but I mean, 267 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:32,531 does anybody even know what "the gateway" is? 268 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:34,359 - Um, well, I think it's pretty obvious... 269 00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:37,144 - [Questioning gasp] 270 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,146 - Although, if it'd make you feel better, 271 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,539 I can totally like clarify 272 00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:42,367 some of the language with Citrus. 273 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,499 [Catching their breath] 274 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,241 Yeah. Um, hey! Citrus? 275 00:10:47,285 --> 00:10:48,982 - Yeah? 276 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:51,158 - Well, first of all, so great to finally experience 277 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,855 what we're marketing. 278 00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:55,075 - Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Alexis. 279 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,077 - [Chuckles] Although, from a marketing perspective, 280 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,297 I think it'd be really helpful to just like... 281 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,386 clarify some of the language that we're using. 282 00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:03,910 - Okay. Like what? 283 00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,564 - Well, first of all, 284 00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:08,480 I noticed that you referred to, um, like "demons" a lot. 285 00:11:08,523 --> 00:11:12,484 - Well, we all have demons! - Yes, and I get that. 286 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,486 Carbs. Am I right? Both: [Laugh] 287 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:16,836 - Right. But I'm also talking about actual demons. 288 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,665 - Yes... 289 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:22,015 Okay. I guess I'm just asking for the people 290 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:22,885 signing up right now, um, 291 00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:27,586 or is it like an actual gateway? 292 00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:30,415 - Oh! It's, it's a symbol. 293 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,808 - Okay, good. Both: [Laugh] 294 00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:36,029 - But it's also a literal gateway into the sky. 295 00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:39,293 - Gotcha. 296 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:41,165 - I hope that cleared everything up. 297 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,602 - Totally. - [Laughs] Great. 298 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,562 Jocelyn: I'm just signing up. I can't... 299 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,956 Oh... it's gonna be good. 300 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:55,657 - Hey, Jocelyn? 301 00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:57,355 Can I see that sign-up sheet for a sec? 302 00:11:57,398 --> 00:11:59,052 - Oh, I haven't finished filling out my social... 303 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:00,401 - Oh, that's okay. 304 00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:01,881 I'm just gonna go and destroy this right now, 305 00:12:01,924 --> 00:12:03,230 because I get the creeping suspicion 306 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:05,014 that this place is like, not okay. 307 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,539 Like I feel like this is more than just a fitness class. 308 00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:10,019 - What do you think it is? - Um, I think it's a cult. 309 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,586 And like not the good kind. 310 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,414 Not like when you go to India to follow 311 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,416 a long-haired, sexy man around for a couple months 312 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,897 and then come home with a bangin' yoga body. 313 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,899 - Yeah, if only someone had pointed out how weird this was 314 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:21,466 from the beginning. 315 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:23,294 - Alexis, can I still go on the trip? 316 00:12:23,337 --> 00:12:24,947 I'm not saying that I need it. 317 00:12:24,991 --> 00:12:27,167 It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. 318 00:12:27,211 --> 00:12:28,516 into the ball room at Ikea, 319 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,562 just so I could eat a meatball by myself. 320 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,651 - No. No. No one is going on the trip. 321 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,740 And I am so sorry for making you guys sign up for this. 322 00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:36,524 - Well, I'm keeping the Hydration bottles. 323 00:12:36,568 --> 00:12:38,526 I can just dump out the crystal water. 324 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,660 - Just a heads up, you guys, they're almost sold out 325 00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:43,618 of the "nocturnal affirmation" cassette tapes, so-- 326 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,707 - Twy... - Now I just need to buy 327 00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:47,579 one of their cassette players. Because you have to make sure 328 00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:49,581 they're playing at the right speed when you're sleeping. 329 00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:51,931 - Twy, this is a cult. I brought you to a cult. 330 00:12:51,974 --> 00:12:54,455 - Oh my gosh, did you not know that? 331 00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:56,414 My mom tried to take me to the gateway 332 00:12:56,457 --> 00:12:57,980 for spring break one year. 333 00:12:58,024 --> 00:12:59,373 I just thought I was supporting your career. 334 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:02,420 - Ugh, how did I fall for this? 335 00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,900 Cults prey on sad, weak, vulnerable people. 336 00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:06,641 - I'll try not to take that personally. 337 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,817 - I've just been so desperate to like throw myself into work, 338 00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:10,515 and I clearly missed all the signs 339 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,343 and now I've like endangered all of us. 340 00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,345 - Well, there's an exit sign right there. 341 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,999 - Yup, but the arrow's pointing straight up. 342 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:20,176 - There was an emergency exit in the change room. 343 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,875 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 344 00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,094 [Squeals] Yeah. 345 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,621 [Classical music plays] 346 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:31,579 [Slurps] 347 00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,929 - Ugh! Okay, you know what? I'm making a blend. 348 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,975 - Yes. Make us a nice Moira-lot... 349 00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:38,282 or a Moira Rose-ling. 350 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,594 Hey, not to be too effusive, but I'd call that one potable. 351 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,858 - I have had worst things in my mouth. [Chuckles] 352 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,992 - I'm so happy that I wrestled you away today 353 00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:55,777 for this oenological escapade. 354 00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:59,041 I finally have you all to myself, David. 355 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:02,131 When's the last time you and I had a whole day together 356 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,656 with nary a care in the world? 357 00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,136 - I mean, I am in the middle of planning a wedding, 358 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,922 while also building a successful retail empire. 359 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,358 - Yes, you are. 360 00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,882 Then grant me this precious moment - 361 00:14:13,926 --> 00:14:15,928 before there's a ring on your finger - 362 00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:19,540 to say chin chin to you and your husband-to-be. 363 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,022 - This feels remarkably selfless. 364 00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:26,242 - You and Patrick are two good grapes. 365 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:27,374 - Hmm... 366 00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,158 - Different notes, different tannins, 367 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,988 but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend. 368 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,731 - Thank you. - That being said-- 369 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,821 - Oh my God. - If I may impart a... 370 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,781 slice of marital sagacity: 371 00:14:42,824 --> 00:14:45,000 you and I, 372 00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,394 we're two potent grapes. 373 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,396 You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick. 374 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,832 - Don't need that. 375 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:52,573 - But just because their notes are subtle 376 00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:55,402 doesn't mean they require any less attention. 377 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,665 - Says the woman who literally convinced me 378 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,754 to leave my partner alone at home, 379 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,016 watching a baseball game. 380 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,757 - You know I'm right. 381 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,020 Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together 382 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:07,283 for over forty years. - Ew. 383 00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:10,374 - And I have absolutely no doubt 384 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,027 that your relationship with Patrick 385 00:15:12,071 --> 00:15:14,726 is going to get even better with age. 386 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,205 [Door opens] 387 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,295 - Okay, I hope we've landed on something, 388 00:15:19,339 --> 00:15:21,210 because all I have left is this cherry ice wine 389 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,778 [Sniffs] and I think it might be corked. 390 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,998 - Nope. My David has put together 391 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,348 a delicious blend right here. - Mm-hmm-hmm! 392 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,222 - Ugh. No. That's not the one we picked. 393 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,050 - Huh? - That's not the one we picked. 394 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:36,922 - What? Well, let's retrace our steps. 395 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,273 - No. 396 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,970 - How many combinations can there be? 397 00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:43,711 [Slurps] - No. 398 00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,757 Announcer: We'll be back to the ball game right after-- 399 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,846 - Yeah, I guess I don't need to turn the volume down 400 00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:50,109 for these commercial breaks. - Oh, whatever works for you. 401 00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:52,111 [Chuckles] [Turns volume off] 402 00:15:52,154 --> 00:15:54,069 - It's just I thought you had something 403 00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:55,941 that you wanted to talk about? 404 00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:59,205 - Oh, no, just wondering what the inflation was 405 00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,250 on concessions these days, 406 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,514 'cause it's been years since I've been to a ball game. 407 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:05,472 [Chuckles] - Well, it's highway robbery. 408 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,996 - Yeah, you got that right. [Chuckles] 409 00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,391 - It just sorta seemed like you wanted to talk about David 410 00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:12,958 for a second. 411 00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,742 Felt like that's where you were goin'. 412 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,178 - No, I... 413 00:16:16,222 --> 00:16:18,485 sure. Yeah, I can talk about David. 414 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,922 Yeah, my son... 415 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,620 [Clears throat] 416 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:23,751 Who, uh, you will be... 417 00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:28,495 walking down the aisle with very soon. 418 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,324 Well, technically, you won't be walking with him... 419 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,240 down the aisle, but... but um... 420 00:16:35,502 --> 00:16:37,373 - Mr. Rose, I don't wanna cut you off, 421 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:39,593 but um... 422 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:41,552 [Clears throat] 423 00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,816 I'm glad we have a minute to talk. 424 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,429 Because I, I hope it goes without saying that, 425 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:51,083 as lucky as I feel to have met David, 426 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:56,305 I also feel incredibly lucky to be joining your family. 427 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,438 - Huh. 428 00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,528 - I love your son 429 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:03,835 and I will always do everything I can 430 00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:06,620 to respect him 431 00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,144 and to protect him from all of the things in life 432 00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:10,885 that can set him off. 433 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,540 And there are many, many things that can set him off-- 434 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,500 - [Laughs] Oh, I'm aware, yeah. 435 00:17:18,153 --> 00:17:20,504 Um... oh boy, that... 436 00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,594 pretty much covers it. 437 00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:26,335 Uh, I was only gonna say that I... 438 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,643 I hope you treat him with... respect, 439 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,733 which you just said you would, 440 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:35,519 and, of course... I already knew it. 441 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,174 - I'm glad we had this talk, Mr. Rose. 442 00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:41,437 - Me too. Me too. 443 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,573 - All right. - [Blows out breath] 444 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,009 Both: [Clear throats] [Turns volume up] 445 00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:51,535 Announcer: Iverson at the plate, 446 00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:53,754 and here comes the pitch! [Loud crack of a bat] 447 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,495 Announcer: Iverson with a... - Oh... Oh! It's going... 448 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,802 GOING! GONE! 449 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,325 - Oh! [Laughing excitedly] - [Laughing excitedly] 450 00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:00,935 - Whoa-ho! - Hey! 451 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,983 Both: [Awkward laughter] - Wow! 452 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:09,335 ♪♪♪ 453 00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:12,338 [Operatic music plays] 454 00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:14,558 ♪♪♪ 455 00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,604 - So, it was this one? 456 00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:20,564 - Um, let me just triple check. 457 00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:22,696 [Slurps] 458 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:25,438 [Gags] No. [Laughs] No, it's not. 459 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,745 - [Slurring] Did it oxidize? 460 00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:30,095 Is that why we can't recognize the tastes? 461 00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:33,098 - Okay, if neither of you can remember which one it was, 462 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:35,448 maybe we just, we just call this off. 463 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:39,452 The wife and I had reservations at the Elmdale Inn an hour ago. 464 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,628 - It was strawberry-radish. 465 00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:43,282 - We don't do anything with radishes. 466 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:44,762 - Ooh, maybe you should. That sounds refreshing. 467 00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,807 - We're not making a new wine! - [Shocked gasp] 468 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,288 - There's no need to raise your voices, Herbert. 469 00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:53,509 - Okay, speaking of Herbert, is it Herbert or Erbert? 470 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,555 Like when people say Herb or Erb? 471 00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:56,991 [Doors closing] 472 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,254 - I took the liberty of calling your husband, Moira, 473 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,735 because somebody has to drive you two home 474 00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:03,650 and it's certainly not going to be me. 475 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:05,217 Both: [Gasp excitedly] 476 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,175 - Our designated grapes! 477 00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:09,569 - Well, I see the sampling went well. 478 00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:11,353 [Noisy, drunken kiss] Both: Okay. 479 00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,007 We couldn't find a wine. 480 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,835 - Well, it sorta smells like you... found all the wine. 481 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,445 - What? - Yeah... 482 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,622 - Mr. Ertlinger, I hope this doesn't stand in the way of... 483 00:19:18,665 --> 00:19:20,841 our doing business. 484 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:23,017 - Your wife ensured that that won't be happening. 485 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,541 Between the two of them they could not find a single wine 486 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:27,805 they were willing to put Moira's name on. 487 00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:30,459 - I said radish! - We... [swallows anger] 488 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,072 Could you please escort your family out of here? 489 00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:36,248 I am very late for a dinner! 490 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,555 - I am offering a major apology if that'll help. 491 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,383 [Awkward silence] 492 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:45,170 Okay. I take it keys are in your purse, Moira? 493 00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:47,215 - [Incoherent] Es in a nokia... - I'm gonna uh... 494 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,391 I'm gonna start the car. - Okay, great! 495 00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:49,957 - Yeah. - What?! 496 00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:55,876 [Crickets chirp] 497 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,752 - [Exhales] 498 00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:04,493 How was your class, Alexis? 499 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,366 - Um, it was a big success. Thank you for asking. 500 00:20:07,409 --> 00:20:09,194 Everyone had a great time 501 00:20:09,237 --> 00:20:11,022 and the clients were like super impressed. 502 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:12,937 - Oh, that's good. 503 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,460 I wonder if that means they'll give you priority boarding 504 00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:16,462 when you enter the gateway? - Oh my God, 505 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,290 Stevie did this, didn't she? 506 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,379 - Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, 507 00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:22,729 or are the step machines just there to help you practice 508 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,905 for when you walk onto the spaceship? 509 00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:26,602 - Come on, David, she didn't know. 510 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:28,300 - Thank you! - But now that you do, 511 00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:30,389 does it just make the journey to the gateway 512 00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:32,434 that much more meaningful? - Okay, you know what? 513 00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:35,220 Honestly, this whole situation is starting to gross me out. 514 00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:38,310 It's like I'm sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss. 515 00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:39,964 - Mm! - Mm... 516 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,749 [Knock at the door] - Well, look at this! 517 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,230 We have a full house here. 518 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:49,277 Just came in to say goodnight. - That's not necessary. 519 00:20:49,321 --> 00:20:51,976 - John! Open, please! - Yeah. 520 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:54,108 Hey! I like sleepovers! 521 00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:57,633 Anyone think I might like a sleepover? 522 00:20:57,677 --> 00:20:59,331 Alexis: Ew... Ew! 523 00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:01,986 Johnny: You know, spending a little extra time together 524 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,988 is not such a bad idea since we're... 525 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,468 losing Alexis soon to the gateway. 526 00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:07,992 - OH MY GOD-DUH! - A simple mistake, honey. 527 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:11,212 - So does this happen every night? 528 00:21:11,256 --> 00:21:13,780 - Um, no. No, it doesn't. - Oh... 529 00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:15,826 Alexis: Uh, okay. 530 00:21:15,869 --> 00:21:17,871 Mm! Stop! - [Snorted laugh]