1 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:02,600 Well, this is a big moment 2 00:00:02,676 --> 00:00:05,535 in the expansion of Rosebud Motel Group. 3 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:09,632 Today we cut the ribbon on a new Rosebud Motel. 4 00:00:09,716 --> 00:00:11,591 Can I take my blindfold off now? 5 00:00:11,675 --> 00:00:14,713 Oh, not yet, honey, we gotta wait for Johnny's big reveal. 6 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:16,167 - Okay. - Let's get to it, 7 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:17,566 let's cut the ribbon. 8 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:18,718 - Roland. - Okay. 9 00:00:18,803 --> 00:00:20,007 - Wanna hold that? Stevie, - Yeah. 10 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:21,793 - you wanna hold this, hold it up? - Mr. Rose, do we really need 11 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:23,665 - to do this. - Yeah, yes, yes we do. 12 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:25,065 Moira, scissors. 13 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,606 Hey, how about a drum roll, Stevie? 14 00:00:26,717 --> 00:00:28,286 - I'd rather not. - Yeah, you know what, 15 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:29,884 I'm just gonna take off the blindfold. 16 00:00:29,969 --> 00:00:33,268 Okay. Moira, scissors please. 17 00:00:34,454 --> 00:00:36,938 Okay, what are these? These won't cut a ribbon. 18 00:00:37,023 --> 00:00:38,810 They're cuticle shears, John. 19 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:42,422 Do you expect hedge clippers to be drawn from my purse? 20 00:00:42,506 --> 00:00:44,163 Okay, alright, 21 00:00:44,247 --> 00:00:46,339 hold it up and hold it taut please. 22 00:00:46,423 --> 00:00:48,254 I'm sorry, taut? 23 00:00:48,338 --> 00:00:50,080 What is that, old English? 24 00:00:50,771 --> 00:00:52,068 How bout I hold it tight? 25 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,339 Mr. Rose, just cut the ribbon. 26 00:00:53,423 --> 00:00:54,625 - Pull it, pull it. - Okay. 27 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:56,142 - Here we go. Okay. - Cut it. 28 00:00:56,227 --> 00:00:57,710 How long is this gonna take, Johnny, 29 00:00:57,913 --> 00:00:59,526 should I cancel my New Year's plans? 30 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,231 Okay, you know what, just drop the ribbon, drop it. 31 00:01:02,316 --> 00:01:03,611 - Alright. - Yay. 32 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:06,940 Okay, step one now complete, 33 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:08,349 onto step two. 34 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:11,701 - And what would that entail? - Deep cleaning the rooms. 35 00:01:11,786 --> 00:01:14,628 Well, I'd like to be put to use, what's step three? 36 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:16,500 You know, I think I need to lie down, 37 00:01:16,584 --> 00:01:18,676 that blindfold was quite taut. 38 00:01:18,935 --> 00:01:21,583 *SCHITT'S CREEK* Season 06 Episode 08 39 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,682 Episode Title: "The Presidential Suite" Aired on: 02/25/20220 40 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,108 That's me in front of a volcano. 41 00:01:26,193 --> 00:01:27,197 Yeah. 42 00:01:27,464 --> 00:01:31,458 In the jungle, in outer space, 43 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,952 that's another volcano. 44 00:01:33,037 --> 00:01:34,735 As maid of honour, I pick the second volcano. 45 00:01:34,819 --> 00:01:37,083 Okay, you are hanging onto that job by a thread. 46 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:39,175 Ray, do you have anything that'll make us look 47 00:01:39,259 --> 00:01:40,557 a little less like the kind of couple 48 00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:41,907 that gets married at a theme park? 49 00:01:41,991 --> 00:01:43,735 Oh, I think what David is trying to say 50 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:44,913 is maybe something a little simpler. 51 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:46,166 Yeah I'm looking for understated, 52 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,562 Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. 53 00:01:47,647 --> 00:01:49,441 I want us to look like two very rich people 54 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:51,138 that have just woken up after fainting 55 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:52,591 - on a dusty old couch. - Mmm. 56 00:01:52,676 --> 00:01:54,533 I don't know if you've thought about wedding favours, 57 00:01:54,617 --> 00:01:56,867 but might I suggest mouse pads, 58 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,139 I got thousands downstairs. 59 00:01:59,472 --> 00:02:00,713 Let me get you some samples. 60 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:01,885 Wonderful. 61 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,457 Okay, as maid of honour, I have to say... 62 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:06,893 You don't have to say anything. 63 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:09,069 Anyway, I thought it would be festive 64 00:02:09,153 --> 00:02:11,811 if I got you a little pre-wedding gift. 65 00:02:11,895 --> 00:02:13,117 - What? - Mhmm. 66 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,989 I am sending you to get pampered 67 00:02:16,073 --> 00:02:18,829 - before this afternoon's shoot. - Do I get pampered? 68 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:20,646 No, you get to drive him to the spa 69 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:22,605 where he will indulge in a relaxing 70 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:24,755 five minute scalp massage 71 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,434 followed by some light sun. 72 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:27,582 That'll also give me enough time 73 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:29,220 to art direct this situation 74 00:02:29,304 --> 00:02:31,091 'cause clearly Ray wouldn't know my aesthetic 75 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:33,751 - if it ran him over. - I'm sorry, did you say sun? 76 00:02:34,219 --> 00:02:36,836 Yeah, like a, a kiss on the cheeks, 77 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,582 uh, um a gentle spray. 78 00:02:39,006 --> 00:02:40,624 Okay, well, thanks for the gift, David, 79 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,030 but no thank you. I'll take it. 80 00:02:42,115 --> 00:02:44,378 Actually sounds less like a gift and more like a chore. 81 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:46,173 Okay, I am doing you a favour. 82 00:02:46,258 --> 00:02:46,991 - Oh. - Okay. 83 00:02:47,076 --> 00:02:49,359 Stevie, take our photo please for a moment, fast please. 84 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:52,722 - Ooh, uh. - Okay. 85 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:56,025 Yeah, see, side by side my Mediterranean complexion 86 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,901 makes you look a little anemic 87 00:02:57,985 --> 00:02:59,642 so the spray will just even it out. 88 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:02,569 Okay, it's not that... bad. 89 00:03:02,654 --> 00:03:04,864 Okay, well, the lighting is not good so. I mean... 90 00:03:04,948 --> 00:03:06,300 - Hmm. - Just as an example, 91 00:03:06,384 --> 00:03:08,904 here is a sample mouse pad that Jocelyn made 92 00:03:09,011 --> 00:03:10,529 for the computer lab at school. 93 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:14,667 The Under the Sea theme is only available during winter months. 94 00:03:27,971 --> 00:03:30,977 My God, Ted, what are you doing here? 95 00:03:31,061 --> 00:03:32,892 I wanted to surprise you. 96 00:03:32,976 --> 00:03:36,113 - Oh my God, okay, babe, hi. - Hi, hi. 97 00:03:36,197 --> 00:03:38,158 - Hmm. - Hm. 98 00:03:38,242 --> 00:03:40,595 Hi, uh sorry there were limited options 99 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,162 at the airport gift shop. 100 00:03:42,246 --> 00:03:45,162 "Have a great flight", so sweet. 101 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,602 You're here in the flesh. 102 00:03:47,737 --> 00:03:49,995 Hm, I missed you so much. 103 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,110 Um, who's babysitting the turtles? 104 00:03:52,195 --> 00:03:53,826 Well, I am a part of a team of 30 105 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:55,698 so they let me take the long weekend off. 106 00:03:55,897 --> 00:03:58,180 The long weekend? It's Sunday, it's over. 107 00:03:58,265 --> 00:04:00,666 Yeah, I know, I was supposed to get here yesterday morning 108 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,733 but my first connecting flight was delayed 109 00:04:02,818 --> 00:04:05,791 and then I got food poisoning from some bad milk 110 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:06,926 on my second connecting flight. 111 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,446 Ew Ted, they made you drink milk on the airplane? 112 00:04:09,531 --> 00:04:12,204 No I actually ordered it, and in my defense, 113 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:14,118 they were serving cookies, so. 114 00:04:14,203 --> 00:04:17,383 Okay, so um, how long do we actually have then? 115 00:04:17,468 --> 00:04:19,330 Just today. 116 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:20,505 Oh my God. 117 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:22,594 Okay. Then enough about the milk thing 118 00:04:22,678 --> 00:04:24,944 even though I have like 50 more questions about it. 119 00:04:25,028 --> 00:04:26,772 Yeah, yeah, no need to milk it. 120 00:04:26,856 --> 00:04:29,035 Ooh, we definitely don't have time for that. 121 00:04:29,119 --> 00:04:31,864 No I just, I just wanna be with you and catch up and talk. 122 00:04:31,948 --> 00:04:34,191 Okay, so my parents are out and David's at the store 123 00:04:34,276 --> 00:04:37,172 so maybe we can just like be with each other right now, 124 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:38,738 and then later if we feel like it we can talk. 125 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:39,829 - Yeah, but I... - You're not still sick, 126 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,269 - are you? - No I just. 127 00:04:41,354 --> 00:04:42,342 Okay. 128 00:04:44,311 --> 00:04:45,965 Yeah. Okay, we can do this first. 129 00:04:49,469 --> 00:04:52,656 Boy, I look at this place, untouched from the 60s. 130 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:54,746 These motels were a gold mine, Roland, 131 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:56,366 all they need is a little dusting. 132 00:04:56,451 --> 00:04:59,225 And bleach, lots of bleach. 133 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:00,950 You know, there are boutique hotels 134 00:05:01,061 --> 00:05:03,502 that would kill for this level of authenticity. 135 00:05:03,586 --> 00:05:05,057 I'm thinking of turning this place 136 00:05:05,142 --> 00:05:07,060 into the Presidential Suite 137 00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:09,063 and charging a premium for it. 138 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:11,741 I'm reminded John of Shanghai 139 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:13,947 and our Party Secretary Suite 140 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:15,601 with its own aquarium, 141 00:05:15,685 --> 00:05:19,309 I'd lay in a claw foot tub watching the orcas. 142 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:20,907 - Joc. - And we're back. 143 00:05:20,992 --> 00:05:23,388 You know that staycation we've been talking about? 144 00:05:23,592 --> 00:05:25,119 Why don't we just do that here? 145 00:05:25,204 --> 00:05:26,838 Well, Roland, that-that sounds good, 146 00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:28,884 but uh, that just can't happen. 147 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:30,789 As a new business owner it's dangerous 148 00:05:30,874 --> 00:05:33,793 to treat your assets as personal possessions. 149 00:05:33,877 --> 00:05:35,104 That's my John. 150 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:37,883 At Rose Video, he made me purchase the blue-ray 151 00:05:37,968 --> 00:05:41,366 of my gritty feminist police drama, "Miranda Rights". 152 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,237 I rented that three times. 153 00:05:43,321 --> 00:05:45,500 Miranda is so sassy when she went undercover 154 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:47,458 for that wet T-shirt contest. 155 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:49,635 Hey, the sooner we get this place guest ready, 156 00:05:49,719 --> 00:05:52,333 the sooner we can start making a profit. 157 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,553 Yeah. Well, that sounds good to me. 158 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:57,125 Bob's been charging us a fortune to babysit. 159 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,954 Speaking of which, we should get going. 160 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:01,610 Bob has his first cry therapy session tonight. 161 00:06:01,905 --> 00:06:02,735 Okay. 162 00:06:02,819 --> 00:06:04,777 Bye. 163 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:08,828 Well, if that isn't team work, I don't know what is. 164 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:11,526 Ah, I know, the room looks pretty good, huh? 165 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,876 No I'm, I'm talking about the way you and I, 166 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,530 threw them off the fragrance 167 00:06:15,614 --> 00:06:17,706 so that we could keep this suite to ourselves. 168 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:19,665 No that's not what I was doing, Moira. 169 00:06:19,749 --> 00:06:21,927 No, it's very important at this stage 170 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:24,234 to keep the bar set very high for Roland. 171 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:25,910 - John. - Now I just told them 172 00:06:25,995 --> 00:06:27,739 they couldn't stay here. 173 00:06:27,882 --> 00:06:29,365 Oh, be careful, John, 174 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:32,024 lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights 175 00:06:32,109 --> 00:06:33,763 of your moral ground. 176 00:06:44,582 --> 00:06:46,664 Are you sure this is what you want, David? 177 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:48,576 This looks like someone put a tarp over 178 00:06:48,661 --> 00:06:50,057 their living room furniture. 179 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:52,678 Yeah, I'm going for an English estate in the offseason. 180 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:54,060 Okay, it's just uh, 181 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,633 do you really want these photos to say 182 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:58,446 my relationship is an old estate in the offseason? 183 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,274 Why don't I show you the county fair backdrop, 184 00:07:01,359 --> 00:07:05,453 I think a Ferris wheel would look so cute on a mouse pad. 185 00:07:05,548 --> 00:07:07,379 I don't think we're gonna do the mouse pads. 186 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:12,195 - Oh hi. - Hi. 187 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,068 - Why do you look...? - Hot? 188 00:07:15,261 --> 00:07:16,657 Oh, I got a spray tan. 189 00:07:16,742 --> 00:07:18,164 Patrick gave you his appointment, didn't he? 190 00:07:18,248 --> 00:07:20,732 No, I just put mine on your credit card. 191 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:23,344 Okay, well that's fraud and you're a criminal 192 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:26,215 so where even is my life partner? 193 00:07:26,337 --> 00:07:27,560 He's coming. 194 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:32,041 I think he spent maybe a second too long in there. 195 00:07:37,259 --> 00:07:39,867 Are you happy now, David? Is this what you wanted? 196 00:07:40,139 --> 00:07:43,014 - You look... - I look like a cheese puff. 197 00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:44,934 Okay, you said it, not me. 198 00:07:45,169 --> 00:07:47,174 Um what, uh, what ha, what happened? 199 00:07:47,289 --> 00:07:49,281 Did they use the Allez Vous bronzer on you? 200 00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:51,249 I don't know, David, they asked me what I wanted, 201 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,302 I told them just to give me what you usually get. 202 00:07:53,387 --> 00:07:54,659 Well, why would you do that? 203 00:07:54,744 --> 00:07:56,968 I'm practically Sicilian, you don't need that much sun. 204 00:07:57,052 --> 00:07:58,304 I don't know how it works, David. 205 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:00,132 Well, couldn't find it. 206 00:08:00,216 --> 00:08:04,061 Oh, hi Patrick, I almost didn't recognize you, 207 00:08:04,146 --> 00:08:05,150 you look like one of those people 208 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:06,357 who has that skin condition 209 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,469 from eating one too many carrots. 210 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,879 - Okay. - You know what? 211 00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:10,925 I can't be in photos like this so I'm going to uh, 212 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:12,985 - I'm gonna go. - No, no, no, no, 213 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:14,930 we've got this all set up, 214 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,029 - you'll barely notice it. - Oh. 215 00:08:17,114 --> 00:08:18,879 And that's what photoshop's for, 216 00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:20,432 - just to lighten it up a bit. - Yes, 217 00:08:20,516 --> 00:08:21,841 just have fun with it. 218 00:08:21,926 --> 00:08:24,299 - Yes, have fun. - Okay, Patrick, 219 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:26,548 I'm gonna have to ask you to smile a little more. 220 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,209 I think this is probably as good as it's gonna get 221 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:29,770 - right now, Ray. - Okay, okay, okay. 222 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:33,305 Okay, here's what I'm thinking, 223 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:35,471 we do that like three to four more times, 224 00:08:35,555 --> 00:08:37,647 and then we go on a romantic walk to your house 225 00:08:37,731 --> 00:08:40,389 and we like hang out there for a little bit. 226 00:08:40,568 --> 00:08:43,892 Yeah um, that plan sounds really active, Alexis. 227 00:08:43,977 --> 00:08:45,607 - Mhmm. - But uh my mom's staying 228 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,917 at my place and uh, 229 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:50,327 I'd rather not walk in on her and her zumba instructor, 230 00:08:50,412 --> 00:08:53,764 don't wanna have to zoom back here. 231 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,901 Is everything okay? 232 00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:58,233 It's okay to admit that I tuckered you out. 233 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,453 No it's, it's not that. 234 00:09:00,537 --> 00:09:02,324 Okay, then what is it? 235 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:05,153 I just thought that it was important 236 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,230 that we have this conversation in person. 237 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,831 You're starting to sound like me trying to end things 238 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:12,573 with B-Rock on the Backstreet Boys Millennium Tour. 239 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:15,345 Ted, you're not like trying to break up with me, are you? 240 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,821 No I'm not breaking up with you. 241 00:09:16,906 --> 00:09:20,015 Oh okay, thank God. So what is it? 242 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:22,229 I got offered a job. 243 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,004 You say that like it's a bad thing. 244 00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:28,118 - Is it a bad job? - No it's a great job, 245 00:09:28,828 --> 00:09:31,171 they wanna make me a permanent part of the research team 246 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,352 in the Galapagos. 247 00:09:34,881 --> 00:09:37,016 Okay, define permanent. 248 00:09:37,596 --> 00:09:39,345 It's a three year contract. 249 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:42,292 Okay, that's a long time. 250 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:44,479 Yeah, I just, I keep waiting for things 251 00:09:44,564 --> 00:09:46,325 to get easier for us. 252 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:49,197 So um, what are you gonna tell them? 253 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:50,555 I, I don't know, 254 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,674 I mean I had three plane rides to think about it and, 255 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,683 and I wanted to have a solution by the time I got here, 256 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,204 but seeing you, 257 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:01,913 I don't wanna lose this. 258 00:10:03,295 --> 00:10:05,474 Okay, so what do we, what do we do? 259 00:10:05,558 --> 00:10:07,911 Do I like move to the Galapagos? 260 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,044 Or I move back here. 261 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,161 And turn down your dream job. 262 00:10:14,392 --> 00:10:16,792 Okay, this just got like very heavy. 263 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,693 I feel like I'm sweating, 264 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:21,655 I also feel like very cold. 265 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,797 Yeah. I, I took the weekend because I want us to have 266 00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:25,963 a few days to talk about it, but then... 267 00:10:26,048 --> 00:10:27,717 Yeah, no, the milk, I know. 268 00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:32,017 Um, Ted, I think I'm gonna need a minute. 269 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,546 You know that I can't make big decisions under pressure, 270 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,124 that's how I ended up with a pixie cut at prom. 271 00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:41,135 There has to be a way through this. 272 00:10:42,648 --> 00:10:45,719 I liked this a whole lot more before we started talking. 273 00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:56,027 Moira, what's going on in there? 274 00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:58,951 Oh! It's my hands, John, it's the water, 275 00:10:59,036 --> 00:11:00,603 it's freezing cold. 276 00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:02,469 Well, then move your hands. 277 00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:03,992 How will I know if it's getting warmer 278 00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:05,864 if I'm not touching it? 279 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:08,279 Well Moira, you've got the cold tap on, 280 00:11:08,364 --> 00:11:10,869 you've gotta balance it with the hot. 281 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:12,195 Oh. 282 00:11:12,558 --> 00:11:15,085 Well, I'm sorry I'm not an alchemist, John, 283 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,962 and it's not like there's a his sink 284 00:11:17,047 --> 00:11:18,877 for when the hers is inoperable. 285 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,052 Okay, Moira. 286 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,711 Excuse me while I try to pass through. 287 00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:25,074 Oh John, these door frames, 288 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,065 it's like trying to force oneself 289 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,822 through the eye of a needle. 290 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:33,462 I think uh, the point's been made, Moira. 291 00:11:33,547 --> 00:11:37,378 Oh, so you're willing to reconsider a room upgrade? 292 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,946 - Upgrade? - Mhmm. 293 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,254 Oh, I thought you were talking about 294 00:11:40,338 --> 00:11:41,864 a romantic weekend. 295 00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:44,624 We start with a weekend and go from there. 296 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:47,280 You don't believe we deserve this perquisite, John, 297 00:11:47,512 --> 00:11:50,344 at least until we secure a way out of here. 298 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,985 Moira, yeah, the room is bigger, 299 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:55,646 it might even be nicer, but haven't we managed 300 00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:58,650 to make due here in this room over the past few years? 301 00:11:58,735 --> 00:12:01,524 Yes, in the same way road crustations are known 302 00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:03,962 to make due in old soda cans. 303 00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:05,422 And what about the kids? 304 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,294 We're just going to abandon them here? 305 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,254 They're practically middle-aged 306 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:11,469 and they're not denying theirselves betterment, 307 00:12:11,554 --> 00:12:14,298 why should we? 308 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:18,102 Alright, maybe it is good business practice 309 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:20,474 to sample the product before selling. 310 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:22,861 Well, whatever you think is best, Mr. Rose. 311 00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,814 I've packed your weekender, it's in the car. 312 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:34,318 See, these are good, we could use any of these. 313 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:35,922 David, those are just ones where you look good. 314 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,237 Well... 315 00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:40,181 only took me nine showers to still look like this. 316 00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:41,662 See, this is good, 317 00:12:41,746 --> 00:12:43,255 this is how you were supposed to look. 318 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,405 Oh, well then if that's all it took 319 00:12:45,489 --> 00:12:46,568 should we just head back to Ray's? 320 00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:47,895 I don't know, do you think he'd have time? 321 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:49,854 No, I was being very, very sarcastic. 322 00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:52,325 - Oh. - Are there any usable shots? 323 00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:53,892 - Umm. - Umm. 324 00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:56,144 None of the ones where you can see your face or hands, 325 00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:58,461 - There's a few I think that... - but we're still looking. 326 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,072 - Might be good. - Cool, 327 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,726 so I guess my relatives will just have to imagine 328 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,597 what the person I'm marrying looks like 329 00:13:03,681 --> 00:13:05,512 and how happy I am to be with him, and... 330 00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:07,470 Okay fine, ooh, 331 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,734 maybe we just open up the guest list a bit 332 00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:12,519 and invite a few more of your distant relatives, 333 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:14,608 or I do have head shots from my pageant days 334 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:16,262 that I could mail out to them. 335 00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,960 David, can we just agree to stop making this wedding 336 00:13:19,044 --> 00:13:20,469 a bigger deal than it needs to be. 337 00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:22,264 We are not these people. Okay. 338 00:13:22,349 --> 00:13:25,355 Well, this is a teachable moment for all of us. 339 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:28,622 You know, look at his tan, looks great, 340 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:29,797 the lighting's right, 341 00:13:29,882 --> 00:13:32,801 maybe Stevie should take a few candid shots 342 00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:35,629 - and see what happens. - You're insane. 343 00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,544 - David... no. - No I'm not. 344 00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:39,851 We are looking for photos and here we are. 345 00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,720 Oh my God. 346 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,768 Okay, well the tan does look good. 347 00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:46,685 - Ooh see. - Okay fine, 348 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,514 like maybe a couple more but then that's it. 349 00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:49,821 Okay fine, alright. 350 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:53,299 - What is your hand? - Oh that's weird. 351 00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,866 Huh? 352 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,603 Hey Alexis, I haven't seen you running in a while. 353 00:14:01,688 --> 00:14:02,588 Thanks, Twy. 354 00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:05,106 Yeah, I just needed to get out and clear my head. 355 00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,052 Is everything okay? 356 00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:08,690 I don't know. 357 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:10,997 Okay, do you think a smoothie might help? 358 00:14:11,444 --> 00:14:13,324 No, I think I'll just take a smoothie. 359 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:17,509 Okay, I'll just be right over there if you need me. 360 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,309 Oh hi, 361 00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:25,820 Ted. 362 00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:27,014 Um... Alexis. 363 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:30,074 I know, without sounding too forward, 364 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:32,179 I've seen you around... 365 00:14:32,264 --> 00:14:34,443 And uh, you know, I have to say, 366 00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:36,628 I think that you are the most beautiful girl 367 00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:37,921 this town's ever seen. 368 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:42,114 Alexis, Alexis, 369 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:43,974 here's your smoothie. 370 00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:49,093 Twy, do you ever have those days where you wonder 371 00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,543 why things just can't be easier? 372 00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:52,880 Why, what's going on? 373 00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:55,100 Ted got a job. 374 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,107 - Another one? - No, the same one. 375 00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:59,730 He got offered the same job he already has? 376 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:03,726 No, same job, they just want him to stay longer, 377 00:15:04,495 --> 00:15:06,132 like forever. 378 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,249 Oh. 379 00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:12,397 Yeah, so it's like what now? 380 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:15,093 Do I leave everything behind 381 00:15:15,178 --> 00:15:16,853 and move to some random island 382 00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:18,489 to be with the love of my life? 383 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,753 'Cause I did that with Harry Styles in England, 384 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,981 it was like too rainy. 385 00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:25,510 That is hard. 386 00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:28,936 I feel like now's the point where you... normally 387 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:31,531 have some surprisingly helpful advice. 388 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,218 I know you, Alexis, 389 00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:36,953 and you always make the right decision. 390 00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:39,625 - Hm. - Eventually. 391 00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:43,565 Thanks, Twy. 392 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:05,040 There he is, my ginchi hotelier. 393 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,869 How does it feel to be President 394 00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:08,585 in the Presidential Suite? 395 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,898 Well, uh, 396 00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:12,656 let me say this about that, Moira, 397 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:15,443 Uh, if not now, when, 398 00:16:15,528 --> 00:16:17,791 if not us, who. 399 00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:20,883 - Are you alright, John? - Oh, it's my JFK, 400 00:16:20,993 --> 00:16:22,537 just playing into the theme. 401 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:26,192 Best to leave the voice work to me when setting a mood. 402 00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:34,763 Yeah, so I must admit, Sweetheart, 403 00:16:35,531 --> 00:16:37,447 I could get used to this. 404 00:16:37,635 --> 00:16:39,807 I'm going to run a bath, John. 405 00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:42,774 Well, if I close my eyes I can almost hear 406 00:16:42,858 --> 00:16:44,950 the orcas calling to be fed 407 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,514 or freed. 408 00:16:47,593 --> 00:16:50,267 - Oh. - Jocelyn, Roland. 409 00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:53,616 Johnny, Moira. 410 00:16:53,739 --> 00:16:54,850 What's going on here? 411 00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:56,548 Uh, nothing, nothing. 412 00:16:56,698 --> 00:16:58,221 No we were uh, 413 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,499 just uh, 414 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,416 Doing a final polish on the uh, on the room. 415 00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,071 Uh-huh. 416 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,447 Oh, I guess martinis work better than wax, huh? 417 00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:11,497 Johnny, wasn't it you who said 418 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,673 it was dangerous to treat your assets 419 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,053 like personal possessions? 420 00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:18,101 And what may I ask are you two doing back here? 421 00:17:18,186 --> 00:17:20,473 I told you we would get caught, Roly. 422 00:17:20,558 --> 00:17:21,720 Well... 423 00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:22,879 if you must know, 424 00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:26,318 Jocelyn and I had been renting our extra bedroom 425 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,986 to uh, help pay for this place. 426 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:31,122 Yeah, and so we thought there's nobody here, 427 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:32,998 it might be nice to have a weekend 428 00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:35,392 where a total stranger wasn't making themselves 429 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:36,785 at home in my kitchen. 430 00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:38,006 Okay, look Roland, 431 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,963 I may have been a bit too much of a stickler earlier. 432 00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:44,923 Ah no, no it's fine, Johnny, we'll just uh, 433 00:17:45,007 --> 00:17:46,838 we'll just sleep in the truck with the baby. 434 00:17:46,922 --> 00:17:48,623 Or you know what, 435 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:50,799 you could give us the keys to your place, 436 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,496 it would be like wife swap 437 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,106 except we wouldn't be swapping wives, 438 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,979 - we'd be swapping mattresses. - Okay, you can take the room. 439 00:17:57,063 --> 00:17:57,901 It's not gonna happen. 440 00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:00,343 - Oh thank you, guys. - Okay. Great, thank you. 441 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:02,868 I've never stayed in a Presidential Suite. 442 00:18:02,953 --> 00:18:04,160 Enjoy it, Honey, 443 00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:06,181 this one uh reminds me a lot of the uh, 444 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,153 suites in uh Cuba before Castro took over. 445 00:18:09,285 --> 00:18:11,867 - That's not, that's not JFK. - Yes, it's JFK, 446 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,079 - Ask a not what your country - he's always... 447 00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:15,603 - can do for you. - Who said that? 448 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,878 - The man's from Boston. - John! - He didn't say, no he's not, 449 00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,682 - he's from Upstate New York. - Coming Moira 450 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,398 And FDR said that. 451 00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:34,171 What is all this? 452 00:18:35,607 --> 00:18:36,913 Sit. 453 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,272 Did you close down the whole café? 454 00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:50,222 More like I politely but forcefully 455 00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:52,353 asked everyone to leave. 456 00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:55,230 So the set menu for tonight 457 00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:57,910 is mozzarella sticks, four cheese lasagne, 458 00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:59,762 and a blueberry cheesecake for dessert. 459 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:01,399 Huh, 460 00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:04,422 that's a lot of dairy. 461 00:19:04,506 --> 00:19:06,894 All of your cheat day favourites. 462 00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:10,230 Also, I may have forgotten about the whole milk situation. 463 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,043 Well, I appreciate the gesture, Alexis. 464 00:19:14,784 --> 00:19:17,608 So I feel like there's an elephant in the room 465 00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:20,888 and... I skipped the class that taught us how to... 466 00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:22,134 ..care for large mammals 467 00:19:22,219 --> 00:19:23,779 and I don't know how to get it to leave. 468 00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:27,264 You can't move back here, Ted, 469 00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,396 you've just been offered the job of your dreams 470 00:19:29,531 --> 00:19:31,271 and there's no turning back now. 471 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,712 And just think of all those gross little flies 472 00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:37,340 that are still out there for you to discover. 473 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:40,310 Actually, those flies are an invaluable piece of the puzzle 474 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,593 in the study of evolution, 475 00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:45,110 but... yes we do have our fingers crossed that there are 476 00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:47,216 still a few more out there. 477 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,871 What about you, 478 00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,300 what are you gonna do? 479 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,777 This might come as a shock to you, Ted, 480 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,792 but I can't move to the Galapagos. 481 00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:01,047 I wouldn't let you even if you tried. 482 00:20:01,954 --> 00:20:04,742 You're building something special here, Alexis, 483 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,829 and you deserve to see where it takes you. 484 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,836 I'm so proud of you. 485 00:20:11,361 --> 00:20:12,748 I'm so proud of you. 486 00:20:14,124 --> 00:20:16,691 I'd like to think that we helped each other get here. 487 00:20:17,657 --> 00:20:19,011 I know that we did. 488 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,307 And when you get on that plane tomorrow 489 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:25,062 I want you to know how grateful I am 490 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:26,543 to have met you. 491 00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,076 I don't think I'm ever gonna meet another woman 492 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,991 who made me feel the way that you do. 493 00:20:31,921 --> 00:20:33,773 I'm sure there'll be like 494 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,084 some other woman, 495 00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:38,317 somewhere. 496 00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:43,130 Can't say that we didn't try. 497 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:46,357 I love you, Ted. 498 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,757 I love you too. 499 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:59,005 ♪ While I'm far away from you, my baby ♪ 500 00:20:59,616 --> 00:21:05,618 ♪ I know it's hard for you, my baby ♪ 501 00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:12,099 ♪ Because it's hard for me, my baby ♪ 502 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,130 - ♪ And the darkest hour ♪ - To us. 503 00:21:14,223 --> 00:21:16,626 ♪ Is just before dawn ♪ 504 00:21:16,831 --> 00:21:19,543 To us. 505 00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:26,293 ♪ Each night before you go to bed, my baby ♪ 506 00:21:26,378 --> 00:21:32,931 ♪ Whisper a little prayer for me, my baby ♪ 507 00:21:33,098 --> 00:21:39,876 ♪ And tell all the stars above ♪ 508 00:21:40,076 --> 00:21:43,535 ♪ This is dedicated to the one I love ♪ 509 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:47,129 ♪ This is dedicated to the one I love ♪ 510 00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:50,799 ♪ This is dedicated to the one I love ♪ 511 00:21:50,883 --> 00:21:53,489 ♪ This is dedicated... ♪