1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:04,329 Just the "little farmer's breakfast" for me, Twyla. 2 00:00:04,413 --> 00:00:06,779 I've got the tasting for the wedding this afternoon, 3 00:00:06,864 --> 00:00:09,219 don't wanna spoil my appetite. 4 00:00:09,304 --> 00:00:12,337 Oh! You're not using the café for catering? 5 00:00:12,421 --> 00:00:15,175 Yes, John. Why wouldn't you have Twyla 6 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:17,010 cater David's big day? 7 00:00:17,095 --> 00:00:20,582 Well, the food for the wedding is my gift to David, 8 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:23,178 so it's really his decision. 9 00:00:23,865 --> 00:00:26,519 It's just the more you keep mentioning that it's a gift, 10 00:00:26,604 --> 00:00:28,787 the less and less it feels like a gift. 11 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,971 You know, I-I was just thinking that, you know, 12 00:00:32,056 --> 00:00:34,192 how can Twyla enjoy herself at the wedding 13 00:00:34,276 --> 00:00:36,261 if she's-if she's working? 14 00:00:36,345 --> 00:00:38,093 I'm invited to the wedding? 15 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:39,630 Sure looks like it. 16 00:00:40,209 --> 00:00:43,395 Look at you, John, doling out gift after gift this morning 17 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,703 like the Turkish Saint Nikolaas. 18 00:00:45,788 --> 00:00:47,447 I'll just have the fruit cup to go, please. 19 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:50,370 I... must attend to some good news of my own. 20 00:00:50,455 --> 00:00:52,088 Coming right up. 21 00:00:53,829 --> 00:00:56,663 David, I didn't know she wasn't invited to the wedding. 22 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:59,624 Well, you certainly fixed that problem for yourself. 23 00:00:59,743 --> 00:01:01,096 What's your good news? 24 00:01:01,181 --> 00:01:02,253 Thank you. 25 00:01:02,337 --> 00:01:04,689 Tippy Bernstein is on his way here. 26 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,850 He solicited a power-lunch with me today. 27 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,504 Well, there is a name I haven't heard in a while. 28 00:01:10,589 --> 00:01:12,768 Tippy Bernstein was the executive producer 29 00:01:12,853 --> 00:01:15,906 on "Sunrise Bay." What could he possibly want? 30 00:01:15,991 --> 00:01:17,635 I'm assuming a new project. 31 00:01:17,719 --> 00:01:19,637 Tippy always had his fingers in a few fires. 32 00:01:19,721 --> 00:01:21,306 Oh dear. 33 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,658 - Good God. - Brave faces everyone. 34 00:01:25,438 --> 00:01:27,240 - Hey. - Alexis! 35 00:01:27,325 --> 00:01:31,531 Oh, you're looking so natural and peppy. 36 00:01:31,816 --> 00:01:33,520 A bit of a rough night actually. 37 00:01:33,605 --> 00:01:34,384 Oh. 38 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,487 Well, you're fooling everyone, dear. 39 00:01:36,572 --> 00:01:39,262 Mhmm. Um... you just have, 40 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:40,566 you have something in your hair. 41 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:42,417 Here. I'm just gonna grab... that. 42 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,533 - Is it gone? - Yeah. 43 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:45,914 Yeah. 44 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,732 S C H I T T'S C R E EK 45 00:01:47,832 --> 00:01:49,504 *SCHITT'S CREEK* Season 06 Episode 10 46 00:01:49,588 --> 00:01:51,428 Episode Title: "Sunrise, Sunset" Aired on: March 10, 2020 47 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,372 Well, thanks for turning up so early, everyone. 48 00:01:54,456 --> 00:01:55,879 And welcome. My name is Johnny... 49 00:01:55,964 --> 00:01:57,107 Johnny Rose. 50 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,212 It's printed right here on the cover of the book 51 00:01:59,297 --> 00:02:00,841 that he's handing out to all of you. 52 00:02:00,926 --> 00:02:02,779 And my name is Roland Schitt... 53 00:02:02,864 --> 00:02:04,631 And I'm the boss you're gonna come to 54 00:02:04,766 --> 00:02:06,484 when you don't understand why this guy 55 00:02:06,568 --> 00:02:08,735 is making you read about VHS tapes. 56 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,084 Not exactly the united front we had discussed, Roland. 57 00:02:12,169 --> 00:02:14,958 Well, Johnny, somebody has to inspire these people. 58 00:02:15,634 --> 00:02:18,970 Well, welcome to the Rosebud Motel family. 59 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:21,333 Oh, there is our other partner, Stevie Budd! 60 00:02:21,418 --> 00:02:23,735 Stevie, do you wanna come over and say hi to our new staff? 61 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:26,456 Uh, I think I need to speak to you for a minute in private. 62 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:29,314 Well, no need for that, we're all family here. 63 00:02:30,055 --> 00:02:33,510 Okay. Ronnie found termite damage in Room Six 64 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:36,094 and apparently the entire foundation 65 00:02:36,179 --> 00:02:38,299 is about to collapse. Uh, Stevie, 66 00:02:38,442 --> 00:02:40,318 that's really something we should talk about in private. 67 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:41,836 - Mhmm. - Tell you what? 68 00:02:41,921 --> 00:02:44,602 Why don't we take five, and feel free to help yourself 69 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:47,040 to one of our vending machine over there. 70 00:02:48,179 --> 00:02:49,509 Here you go. 71 00:02:49,596 --> 00:02:51,181 Welcome everyone. 72 00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:53,816 How are we gonna cover these costs? 73 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:56,901 Well, I gave one of my kidneys to my cousin Bruce. 74 00:02:56,986 --> 00:03:00,120 Uh, we can see how I run on an empty tank. 75 00:03:00,255 --> 00:03:03,750 I went to school with a guy who starts "accidental" fires. 76 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:04,767 I mean, worse comes to worst, 77 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,493 we could collect the insurance money. 78 00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:08,069 Okay. We're not burning anything down 79 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,072 and we're not selling any organs. 80 00:03:10,222 --> 00:03:11,955 We're knee-deep in this now. 81 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,568 We're just have to figure out where 82 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:15,895 - we're gonna find the money. - Okay. That's good, 83 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,510 because Bruce told me my kidney was garbage. 84 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:23,134 Take the pills, Vivian. 85 00:03:23,983 --> 00:03:25,830 A "please" might be nice! 86 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,925 You really think you'd be head of surgery 87 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:29,014 at Sunrise General 88 00:03:29,099 --> 00:03:30,950 if you weren't possessed by your father? 89 00:03:31,048 --> 00:03:32,970 Who also happened to be the former 90 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:34,932 head of surgery at Sunrise General? 91 00:03:35,017 --> 00:03:37,351 Oh, enjoying the box set, are we? 92 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,842 This season is weird. 93 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:40,986 You're great in it, 94 00:03:41,071 --> 00:03:43,069 but I forgot how bad Clifton Sparks was. 95 00:03:43,154 --> 00:03:44,802 Oh, it's Uncle Sparky to you, Dear. 96 00:03:44,887 --> 00:03:46,514 Also, I'm so confused. 97 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:48,718 Why is Vivian the only one who gets possessed 98 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:50,387 when Trystan also played the Ouija game? 99 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:52,747 Oh, suddenly she's the director. 100 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,418 And where do we think we're going? 101 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,421 Well, I feel like your publicist should be there 102 00:03:58,519 --> 00:04:00,220 if you're meeting with Tickle Bernstein. 103 00:04:00,305 --> 00:04:02,399 Tippy. It's Tippy, and no, 104 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,798 not necessary, dear. Not in your condition. 105 00:04:04,883 --> 00:04:05,846 - Thank you. - No it's fine. 106 00:04:05,949 --> 00:04:07,711 I'll just... throw on some clothes. 107 00:04:07,796 --> 00:04:09,473 No! I insist. 108 00:04:09,558 --> 00:04:12,155 Mummy can handle this one all by herself. 109 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,586 All right? What's important is that you stay here 110 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,016 where no one can see you 111 00:04:16,101 --> 00:04:18,282 and focus on your critical self-care. 112 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:22,100 Oh, I wanna see this. 113 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:25,937 You can and you know it! 114 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:29,872 How dare you make me kill my father twice! 115 00:04:32,749 --> 00:04:34,649 You'll pay for this one day. 116 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:45,008 I think that's a must. 117 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:46,967 I honestly don't know what to pick. 118 00:04:48,062 --> 00:04:50,114 Mr. Rose, this looks pretty fancy. 119 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,398 You sure you're okay to pay for it? 120 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,419 I know you have the motel to worry about. 121 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,487 Well, I can't back out now, Stevie. 122 00:04:56,571 --> 00:04:58,322 David would understand. 123 00:04:58,482 --> 00:04:59,663 I mean, not at first, 124 00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:02,706 but deep down he's not a total monster. 125 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:03,977 So we're two minutes late 126 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,417 and if this were the actual wedding, 127 00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:07,287 the doors would be closed and you would be locked out. 128 00:05:07,371 --> 00:05:10,105 Okay? Um, this is Penelope, she's our caterer. 129 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,569 Penelope, this is my Dad, 130 00:05:11,653 --> 00:05:13,154 who's footing the bill for the food. 131 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:15,672 Stevie is my Maid of Honour, she's just here to eat. 132 00:05:15,757 --> 00:05:19,576 So Penelope and I have already selected an appetizer. 133 00:05:19,661 --> 00:05:21,689 Wow. This is quite the spread. 134 00:05:21,774 --> 00:05:23,481 Looks very impressive, son. 135 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,518 - Expensive but impressive! - Hm. 136 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:30,151 Oh, I like this, little side salad. 137 00:05:30,236 --> 00:05:31,422 Poor thing. 138 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:34,225 That's the garnish for the lobster roll. 139 00:05:34,446 --> 00:05:36,493 Lobster! Ah. 140 00:05:36,578 --> 00:05:38,196 Are we inviting The Vanderbilts? 141 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,512 I said lobster roll. 142 00:05:39,647 --> 00:05:42,033 And to your point, we have not discussed the salad. 143 00:05:42,117 --> 00:05:44,603 Oh, I have an amazing parmesan, arugula 144 00:05:44,688 --> 00:05:45,610 and black truffle salad 145 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:47,041 that would complement the evening perfectly. 146 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:49,899 - My God! Yes! - Or... or... 147 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,247 if we're not using the lettuce under the lobster roll 148 00:05:53,332 --> 00:05:57,006 can we just not make a side salad out of this lettuce? 149 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,460 - Are these prices per table? - Um, per plate. 150 00:05:59,545 --> 00:06:01,567 And speaking of, we are adding eight more plates. 151 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,504 I was finally allowed to invite some friends from New York, 152 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:05,839 - they're a caviar crowd. - Oh, I love that idea. 153 00:06:05,923 --> 00:06:07,078 - I love that. - Caviar? 154 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:07,887 Huh? 155 00:06:07,972 --> 00:06:10,588 Would anyone like to try some beef tenderloin? 156 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:12,024 Oh, sure. Sure. 157 00:06:12,402 --> 00:06:14,172 Oh, you know what they say about tenderloin; 158 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:16,014 always... a risky option. 159 00:06:16,134 --> 00:06:18,325 It's gotta be done just, just right. 160 00:06:20,385 --> 00:06:21,783 Hmmm... 161 00:06:24,309 --> 00:06:25,437 - Mmm. - Yes. 162 00:06:25,522 --> 00:06:27,081 - Mmm. - Yes. 163 00:06:27,362 --> 00:06:29,615 Well, you know, it's-it's... it's fine. 164 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:30,713 It's fine? 165 00:06:30,798 --> 00:06:32,588 Oh, it's the best thing I've ever tasted. 166 00:06:32,745 --> 00:06:34,598 Well, you don't want people coming to your wedding 167 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:36,466 and only talking about the food. 168 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,303 That is literally the only thing 169 00:06:38,388 --> 00:06:40,033 I want them talking about. What is wrong with you? 170 00:06:40,117 --> 00:06:42,203 - You love beef tenderloin. - No, I'm just exploring, 171 00:06:42,383 --> 00:06:43,910 - you know, other options. - Okay. 172 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:47,468 Well, might I suggest you explore the duck confit 173 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:51,405 Why not, it's not like we're paying for the samples. 174 00:06:52,774 --> 00:06:54,459 We're not paying for the samples, are we? 175 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,001 - No. - Oh. 176 00:06:56,091 --> 00:06:58,972 Okay. Then do you wanna put a bit more tenderloin 177 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,014 - on there, please. - Of course. 178 00:07:07,425 --> 00:07:08,720 Moira Fucking Rose. 179 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:09,911 Wow. 180 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,618 I mean, I figured time stood still in this town, 181 00:07:11,702 --> 00:07:12,559 but look at you! 182 00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:15,143 You are just as gorgeous 183 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:16,525 as the day I discovered you. 184 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,913 Oh Tippy. 185 00:07:18,359 --> 00:07:20,821 You're as alive as ever! 186 00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:21,989 No, don't get up! 187 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,269 No, no. Don't worry about it. 188 00:07:23,354 --> 00:07:25,556 Cured that vertigo years ago. I hired a hynotherapist. 189 00:07:25,641 --> 00:07:26,963 Then I married her. 190 00:07:27,048 --> 00:07:28,520 And then I divorced her. 191 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:31,014 You-are-getting-very... broke. 192 00:07:31,099 --> 00:07:32,470 Ha! 193 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:35,458 Tippy, I have missed that vaudevillian charm. 194 00:07:35,543 --> 00:07:37,431 Oh, Honey, it's been far too long, 195 00:07:37,515 --> 00:07:38,538 but I come bearing gifts. 196 00:07:38,623 --> 00:07:40,969 And the first one's standing right over there. 197 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:43,925 Clifton! 198 00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:45,668 Muffy! 199 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:48,407 Looking luscious as always. 200 00:07:48,492 --> 00:07:51,171 Oh, had I known you were both coming, 201 00:07:51,256 --> 00:07:53,540 I'd have dressed for the occasion. 202 00:07:54,768 --> 00:07:57,287 You're looking fresh and dewy. 203 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:58,590 Gave up the drink. 204 00:07:58,675 --> 00:08:00,696 Strictly a wine and scotch man now. 205 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,600 Listen, what do you say we all take a load off 206 00:08:02,685 --> 00:08:05,813 because this standing thing is not all it's cracked up to be. 207 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:10,583 Cliffy! Cliffy, I have not seen you 208 00:08:10,668 --> 00:08:13,331 since you starred in that electrifying courtroom drama 209 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:15,803 about the potty mouth, feral child. 210 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:17,301 Oh, that was an actual court case. 211 00:08:17,386 --> 00:08:19,337 My daughter wanted to emancipate 212 00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:21,274 and the press couldn't get enough. 213 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,625 - Lucky you! - Speaking of... 214 00:08:23,725 --> 00:08:26,879 the press can't get enough of you, Moira. 215 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:28,765 That "Crow" picture. 216 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,125 I mean, who'd have thought? 217 00:08:30,224 --> 00:08:31,936 Oh. Thank you! 218 00:08:32,826 --> 00:08:34,844 And what did you think, Clifton? 219 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:37,439 I can't wait for the screener. 220 00:08:37,672 --> 00:08:40,264 So, I'm sure you're dying to know what this is all about, 221 00:08:40,349 --> 00:08:42,178 and since this isn't sweeps weeks, 222 00:08:42,263 --> 00:08:43,282 I won't keep you hanging. 223 00:08:43,367 --> 00:08:45,151 My imagination has become 224 00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:47,557 - rather unbridled since you called. - Hmm. 225 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,085 Let me guess. A reunion? 226 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:52,410 No, it's much, much, much, much better. 227 00:08:52,502 --> 00:08:55,232 Some sort of televised event? It's a panel? 228 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,342 Late night? 229 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:59,006 They wanna reboot "Sunrise Bay!" 230 00:08:59,091 --> 00:09:00,390 What? Who... 231 00:09:00,475 --> 00:09:02,658 No, no. It's a big, big co-production. 232 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,765 All the good people want in. Moira, it's gonna be raw, 233 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:07,035 it's gonna be edgy, and primetime! 234 00:09:07,185 --> 00:09:08,420 A sexy new cast, 235 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:10,136 but they have asked for prominent characters 236 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,994 from the original to ground the whole thing. 237 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:14,496 - So I called Clifton... - Alphabetical. 238 00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:15,801 - And he said... - I said, 239 00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:18,219 I wouldn't do it without you. 240 00:09:18,647 --> 00:09:21,400 And that was before Nicole Kidman signed on 241 00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:22,998 as Adriana's daughter. 242 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,887 Nicole Kidman. 243 00:09:26,129 --> 00:09:28,624 And I was believing you both up till now. 244 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:30,894 No, no, no. M-Moira this is all true. 245 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,750 Have you forgotten that Vivian was killed off? 246 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:35,106 When has that ever stop us? 247 00:09:35,191 --> 00:09:36,726 But that last time I was shredded. 248 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:39,469 That's why we have writers. Let them do their magic. 249 00:09:39,554 --> 00:09:41,695 Oops, oops. What do we have here? 250 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:44,715 What is that? Is this maybe a very generous offer 251 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,526 for a direct to-series primetime Emmy contender. 252 00:09:48,716 --> 00:09:50,464 Have a read. Have a read of that 253 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,441 and then maybe meet up with us later tonight? 254 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,150 We can celebrate over drinks. 255 00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,468 I don't know what to say. 256 00:09:56,816 --> 00:09:59,451 It's a simple answer, Vivian. 257 00:10:00,418 --> 00:10:02,031 Say yes. 258 00:10:10,686 --> 00:10:12,948 Alexis! Do I have news... 259 00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:14,243 Okay, thank God you're here 260 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:15,649 because I have so many questions. 261 00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,934 Like, why did they kill off your character 262 00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:20,375 after you had just given birth to your ninth child 263 00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:22,848 and escaped from the cave with the secret about your lover... 264 00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,119 Who was a ghost, yes. 265 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,930 ...and then they killed off in like the most humiliating way. 266 00:10:27,065 --> 00:10:28,904 I'm not sure I call it humiliating. 267 00:10:28,989 --> 00:10:31,008 You vomited a demon into a toilet, 268 00:10:31,093 --> 00:10:32,504 and then fell in and drowned. 269 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,308 Well, the writers insisted it was symbolic. 270 00:10:34,392 --> 00:10:35,918 - Nevertheless, I have something... - And then they 271 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,417 - shredded you. - Yes. 272 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,974 Yes. I should have seen that coming 273 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:40,554 after the contract demands but... 274 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,605 Okay yes. Re: that drama. 275 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,942 I just fell down a dark Sunrise fan-hole 276 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,993 and found this message board about conspiracy 277 00:10:47,078 --> 00:10:49,059 - theories. There are a lot of fans - Oh Alexis. 278 00:10:49,144 --> 00:10:51,824 Who think Clifton Sparks had you written off the show 279 00:10:51,909 --> 00:10:53,363 because he was jealous. 280 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:55,143 Don't be a dotty, poor Alexis. 281 00:10:55,228 --> 00:10:59,651 No I, unwittingly negotiated myself off the show. 282 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:01,158 End of story. 283 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,929 Okay. You watch this video 284 00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:05,273 and tell me who you think he's referring to then. 285 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,157 Come. 286 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,939 There has been some serious Sunrise intrigue 287 00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:14,009 around the sudden departure of Vivian Blake. 288 00:11:14,161 --> 00:11:15,512 Can you tell us what happened? 289 00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:17,041 She had a good run. 290 00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:21,532 But let's just say "someone" reminded the producers 291 00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:24,575 that there's only room for one head of surgery 292 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,003 at Sunrise General. 293 00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:29,428 And I think all you housewives at home 294 00:11:29,513 --> 00:11:31,015 know who that should be. 295 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:32,876 See, he's basically admitting 296 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:34,249 to having you written off the show. 297 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,696 No. He's drunk there. No. That's not... 298 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:39,476 No, Alexis I came here to tell you something... 299 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:42,775 I've been asked to resuscitate Vivian 300 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:46,896 so that she may live again in a primetime reboot. 301 00:11:47,238 --> 00:11:48,756 Is Clifton involved? 302 00:11:48,978 --> 00:11:51,211 Alexis, he drove all this way 303 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,919 just to personally beg me to acquiesce. 304 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,183 Hm. Of course he did. 305 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,323 You're the only person in the show making headlines 306 00:11:57,408 --> 00:11:59,541 - right now. - That's not true. 307 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:02,595 Adriana had that DUI last year. 308 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,328 Popped a breasts, poor dear 309 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:06,451 They need you. And all I'm saying is, 310 00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,401 as your publicist and your daughter, 311 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,955 and now the moderator of the "Sunrise Bay" fan forum, 312 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,781 there's more to this story. 313 00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:14,174 And if you wanna go through with this 314 00:12:14,258 --> 00:12:15,680 after watching that video? 315 00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,710 Just remember that there is nothing wrong 316 00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,772 with asking for what you deserve. 317 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,620 Perhaps a little more housework and little less mouse work 318 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:25,384 might do you some good, Alexis. 319 00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:28,137 But thank you for your pair of pennies. 320 00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:33,247 Hmm. 321 00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:37,682 Good news, Stevie, I think I may have found someone 322 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,294 who can do the fumigation for half the price. 323 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:41,784 His name's Phil. 324 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:43,686 He's got a lot of two-star reviews, 325 00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:46,924 but that's one more star than the other guys. 326 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,400 Will the savings cover the cost 327 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,337 of rebuilding the foundation? 328 00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:54,514 No. No they won't. 329 00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:56,792 So I guess the news isn't that good after all. 330 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,562 Ooh, hi. 331 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,555 Hi. Oh, still eating the tenderloin? 332 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:03,504 Well, they were just gonna throw it out, David. 333 00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:05,042 Oh. 334 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,920 Um, I noticed that there was some awkwardness 335 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:10,597 earlier at the tasting, and I just got the sense 336 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:12,748 that you were uncomfortable about something. 337 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,187 Oh? 338 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,976 I don't know why you would think that. 339 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,440 Penelope asked if you wanted to crack 340 00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:19,072 the top of the creme brulée and you asked, 341 00:13:19,156 --> 00:13:20,725 "If we break it, do we buy it?" 342 00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:23,489 Well, I think that was a perfectly legitimate question 343 00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:26,964 considering I wasn't even hungry after the beef. 344 00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:29,081 Okay. I know what's going on. 345 00:13:29,671 --> 00:13:30,999 - You do? - Yeah, and don't worry, 346 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,032 you don't have to cover the cost of the extra table. 347 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,471 That's eight plates than you hadn't budgeted for. 348 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:38,444 Plus Patrick's parents ended up giving us way more money 349 00:13:38,529 --> 00:13:40,667 - than we had expected. - Oh. 350 00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,783 Yeah. Apparently there is some nest egg they set aside 351 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,198 for Patrick and his ex-fiancée. 352 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,237 So honestly you have to pay for anything 353 00:13:46,322 --> 00:13:47,873 if it's going to be a strain. 354 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,804 David, 355 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:52,721 I said I would cover the food... Okay. 356 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,042 But if the Brewers wanna pay for the extra table, 357 00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:01,356 then I think that's a wonderful gesture form the Brewers. 358 00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:03,796 Great. What did I tell you about that beef? 359 00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:05,911 - Oh good. - Right? 360 00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:08,637 - So good, right? - Hmm. 361 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,836 Mr. Rose, 362 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:23,545 It's not gonna always be like this. 363 00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:28,039 You know, we had a sizable nest egg set aside 364 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,842 for David's wedding. 365 00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:33,863 He was talking about Bali for a while. 366 00:14:36,398 --> 00:14:39,217 We were gonna charter some jets. 367 00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:42,427 Fly everybody. 368 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,601 I'm gonna get some air, Stevie. 369 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,303 Please. You know, I'm not interested in that. 370 00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:14,564 Room for one more? 371 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:17,307 Muffy, grab a chair. I hope you don't mind, 372 00:15:17,392 --> 00:15:19,680 we decided to get a head start on the celebration. 373 00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:21,399 Extra dry? Extra olive? 374 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:23,741 Oh, thank you, Mr. Bernstein! 375 00:15:23,826 --> 00:15:27,458 Hey, tell that cute bartender I'd love a sex on the beach. 376 00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,694 If she has time, I need another scotch. 377 00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:32,379 Ha! You better hurry if you want to catch up. 378 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,785 Oh no, this doctor would rather nurse her potable, 379 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,008 if you don't mind. 380 00:15:36,093 --> 00:15:38,627 Best to stay lucid for our congress. 381 00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:40,838 Hey. Remember how you entered that time machine 382 00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,364 you discovered in the hospital's broom closet? 383 00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:44,515 Season Three? 384 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,507 What if we bring you back that way? 385 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,867 It's not easy to disremember my final demise. 386 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,776 It was even more vicious than Vivian's getting trampled 387 00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:57,110 while honeymooning in Pamplona. 388 00:15:57,195 --> 00:15:59,013 Oh Moira! Get over it! 389 00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:03,139 Contract negotiations go sour all the time! 390 00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:05,688 What do you know about my contract? 391 00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:06,977 What? 392 00:16:07,062 --> 00:16:09,385 I believe I gave you a new contract today. 393 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,152 Did you-did you bring it? 394 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,204 - Clifton... - Hm? 395 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,427 There are fans who think that 396 00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,748 you might have had something to do with 397 00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:22,989 my being written off the show. 398 00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:25,393 What?! Who? Why would...? 399 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,188 Look, Moira, there were a lot of egos back then, 400 00:16:28,273 --> 00:16:29,608 and I was different man. 401 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:31,593 That was before my liver transplant. 402 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:33,127 Is it true? 403 00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,121 Think of it as a compliment. 404 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,331 Your star was rising, and I was maybe jealous. 405 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,395 Oh, would you look at this. 406 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,168 I'm getting texts from Nicole's office. 407 00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:44,572 Serves me right for sharing EP credit. These people... 408 00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,741 I'm guessing, Clifton was also responsible 409 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,281 for my name being repeatedly left off 410 00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:50,956 the Daytime Emmy ballot? 411 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,774 No, we submitted you every year. 412 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:55,399 And-and that season that you played your own brother 413 00:16:55,484 --> 00:16:57,140 we submitted you for Best Actress and Actor. 414 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,289 You did what? 415 00:16:58,374 --> 00:16:59,982 Oh, Tippy, I did not negotiate myself 416 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:02,849 out of the job, did I? 417 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,299 You deserved every penny. 418 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,018 Please Moira, 419 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:11,236 I want you to consider this offer as my amends. 420 00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:14,080 If you sign on them, we all get back to doing what we love. 421 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,409 There is something I love 422 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:19,200 that I haven't been able to do for quite some time. 423 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:26,973 Now, Mr. Bernstein, I have a few demands. 424 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,161 Hm. Hm. Mmm. 425 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:33,688 I don't know, Johnny, 426 00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:36,937 I have been racking my brain to come up with the cash. 427 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,531 I mean at this point, 428 00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:41,730 I'm willing to sell my baseball signed by Geena Davis. 429 00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:43,848 Might take more than that, Roland. 430 00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:46,328 Gentlemen. Hello. 431 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,148 - Stevie. - Hello. 432 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,968 Well, apologies for calling such a late meeting 433 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:55,230 but I think you'll both agree we're in a bit of a situation. 434 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,688 And by "situation" 435 00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:59,040 he means that money-pit of a motel we bought. 436 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,806 No, I stand by the decision to expand our business 437 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:04,189 but at this point, I think our only option 438 00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:06,312 is to sell the second motel, 439 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:08,361 and recoup whatever we can. 440 00:18:08,445 --> 00:18:10,182 Yeah, and I'm in total agreement. 441 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,298 Well, I don't like that idea. 442 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,103 I don't like that idea at all. 443 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,806 What else you got, Johnny? 444 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:19,128 What if we bought 30 more motels? 445 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:20,813 Right now. 446 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,528 What am I looking at? 447 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,880 These are all the roadside motels currently for sale. 448 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:31,051 Now bottom line, we're not gonna make money 449 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,465 off of two or three locations. 450 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:34,988 We're only gonna start seeing the real money 451 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,001 at 20 or 30 locations. 452 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,627 Yeah, I'm with Stevie, it's a lost cause. 453 00:18:39,712 --> 00:18:41,912 Now this would be a bigger undertaking. 454 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,328 And if we franchised on a larger scale, 455 00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:47,456 yeah, the dividends would be greater. 456 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,307 Stevie, where did you come up with this? 457 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,504 Oh, it was in a book I was given. 458 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:53,602 I don't know, maybe you read it. 459 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:57,150 You did this before, Mr. Rose. 460 00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,701 I think you can do it again. 461 00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:04,378 Well, we would need a proper investor to pull this off. 462 00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:06,262 You know, for the first time, 463 00:19:06,363 --> 00:19:09,749 I think I can actually call in some favours with this idea. 464 00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:12,225 I mean, we'd need a really strong pitch. 465 00:19:12,332 --> 00:19:15,059 And boy, I-I don't even know if anyone from the old life 466 00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:16,591 would even take a meeting but... 467 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,376 A wise man once wrote: 468 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,247 "You miss 100% of the tapes you don't play". 469 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,105 I did write that. 470 00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:26,330 And I know that a wise man once wrote: 471 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,334 "Thank you to my wife, Moira." 472 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,551 That's just the dedication, Roland. 473 00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:33,410 That's as far as I got, Johnny. 474 00:19:33,495 --> 00:19:36,666 I'm sorry, I'm partial to historical fiction. 475 00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:47,327 Oh Alexis, has our quarantine been lifted? 476 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:49,214 Yeah, I was scared I was gonna get bed sores, 477 00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:50,859 so I'm going for a run. 478 00:19:50,944 --> 00:19:53,600 Also, I needed to like cleanse my brain a bit. 479 00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,481 'Cause eight hours of watching "Sunrise Bay" 480 00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:57,804 made me feel a little not-right in the head. 481 00:19:57,889 --> 00:19:59,138 It had that effect. 482 00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,645 The New England Journal of Medicine 483 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,782 did a fascinating study on it. 484 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,469 Will you be trapped in this crystal the entire episode? 485 00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,027 Best to skip ahead. 486 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:08,422 So how was the meeting? 487 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,917 You Alexis are one shrewd little Reynard. 488 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,928 You were right about Clifton. 489 00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:14,802 He sucks in this, by the way. 490 00:20:14,887 --> 00:20:16,496 So he had you written off the show? 491 00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,251 Yes, but I used that little nugget 492 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,757 - to negotiate a superior deal. - Hm? 493 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:22,947 I am after all, 494 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:25,370 the one in the cast member still making headlines. 495 00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:28,361 So you still said yes? 496 00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:29,747 I did. 497 00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:30,956 But on the condition 498 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,273 that Clifton be written off the show - death of my choosing. 499 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:35,944 And I asked for more money. 500 00:20:36,029 --> 00:20:37,263 Okay. Yass, Mom. 501 00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:38,898 And a diamond tennis bracelet. 502 00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:40,885 Okay. Well, that seems like a bit much. 503 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,697 But it still sounds like you got what you're worth? 504 00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:44,299 Oh, God no. 505 00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:47,040 I made them an offer they had to refuse. 506 00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:48,656 So, you're not doing it then? 507 00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:50,341 No. Thank you, Alexis. 508 00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:52,795 Thank you for removing my rosy lunettes, 509 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,110 so that I might see Clifton for who he really is. 510 00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:58,832 If you did all that without getting out of bed, 511 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,247 imagine what you're capable of doing. 512 00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,306 Okay, how is it that your daughter 513 00:21:03,391 --> 00:21:06,134 is also trapped in the cave but has never looked up once. 514 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,486 You've been hanging over her for three straight episodes. 515 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,871 Oh, you know, children, this is where the season picks up. 516 00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:13,722 When the cave starts talking back to me. 517 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,873 Voiced by the wonderful Peter Falk. 518 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,482 I was gonna go for a run. 519 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,480 Shh. She's about to look up. 520 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:22,158 Sync corrections by srjanapala