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<i>Christmas Eve.</i>

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<i>When you spend every</i>
<i>waking moment in a hospital,</i>

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<i>it's hard to get into the spirit.</i>

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Are you aware that
you're in everyone's way?

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Everyone's way?

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Or your way? Think about it.

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Think about it?
I'll think about it.

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<i>Still, there are</i>
<i>some traditions I enjoy.</i>

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<i>Like Nurse Tisdale's 9. 15 cup of coffee.</i>

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- Carla, what time is it?
- I don't know

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but I'm guessing
it's about 9.15ish.

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This thing!

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- Who put this up?
- I did.

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I drove round the whole city
before my 5am shift,

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just looking for that.

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Trying to add a little cheer.

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You will not ruin my Christmas.
Not again.

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Not this year.

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I've only worked here for three months.

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<i>Things could be worse. I could be with</i>
<i>Elliot doing my day in the free clinic.</i>

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I understand that you took a cab here.

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But I can't give you Vicodin
because your teeth are itchy.

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Dr Kelso?

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I don't want to sound insensitive, but
why don't these people have any money?

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I don't know, sir,
they probably waste it all on food.

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I need you to precept a patient.

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19-year-old with abdominal pain.
She's eight months pregnant.

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I'll let the family practice people
handle it.

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Wonderful idea, except
I heard your smart-aleck remark

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so why don't you keep
your little pregnant girl?

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lt'll be good practice since you'll
probably end up in a female specialty.

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What do you mean by that?
I'm internal medicine.

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Well, of course you are.
But numbers don't lie

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and most women end up in OB-G YN,
family practice or paediatrics.

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It's like a riptide, sweetheart,
pulling and pulling,

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and you can swim against
the current all you want.

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When Mr Stork comes a-calling, you won't
think, ''I'm internal medicine.''

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It's gonna be, ''Oh! Look at the baby!''

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Sir, I have to say, I'm offended.

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Oh, no. Now I have to go
buy flowers to make it right.

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Newbie, stay.
What a good boy you are.

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Dear God, Judy,
how much product do you use?

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None. It's like this when I wake up.

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Quick tip, there, sports star.

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When you're defensive about your
feminine side, it makes you more girly.

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- You want something?
- Nobody likes a cranky punching bag.

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And yes, it's about a patient.
Pretty good friend of mine.

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<i>I guess that means</i>
<i>he respects me a little.</i>

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Randy, Jackie, what do you say?

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This is the monkey I got
to videotape the birth.

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<i>I hate him.</i>

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<i>But not as much as</i>
<i>I hate moments like these.</i>

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<i>There's nothing I can do for him, but</i>
<i>when I go in, the family'll look at me</i>

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<i>like I've got some</i>
<i>magical power to fix him.</i>

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Hey, everybody!

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I'm sorry, it's been two weeks, and your
son shows no neurological improvement.

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It was a miracle! First of all, the man
was near dead. Then he comes out.

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- You're ridiculous.
- I'm telling you it was a miracle.

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- It was not a miracle.
- Yes, it was. Dude...

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I envy Turk. To be that sure
of something, to have that faith.

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<i>That doesn't mean I don't</i>
<i>love busting him about it.</i>

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You think God was responsible
for his recovery?

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That's fine.
We all have our beliefs.

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I carry around this tiny little
Monopoly piece for good luck.

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Did you compare my Lord and Saviour
to a tiny top hat?

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He did, I heard him, baby.
Go get him.

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Excuse me, Nurse Teresa.
Have you ever read the Bible?

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I started it. Then I skipped to the end
and it ruined it for me.

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That's it. Both of you to the window.
Let's go. Right now.

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''When they saw the star,
they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.''

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Matthew, 2:10.

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Dude, that's just
a Christmas tree in the park.

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I understand what you're saying.

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Please. You can't just jump back
on my good side.

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You see all of this right here?

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And this?

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And this?

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Consider yourself cut off.
Full love embargo, baby.

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- That's not gonna last.
- It will last.

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- Yeah?
- It's gonna last.

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What if I came up to you, all tired,
and I just... I had to yawn...?

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Damn!

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- How pathetic is that?
- Do it again.

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Please.

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This is from last night.
The Christmas tree over at Miller Park.

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God, I love that tree.
It's so beautiful, isn't it?

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- I've been there almost...
- Listen, Meredith.

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You're pregnant.
Pretty far along, actually.

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What? That's not possible.

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What am I supposed to do?

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''Look at the baby!''

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Babies aren't really my thing,

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so I'm just gonna go get you
someone else to talk to.

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It's great to see you guys again.
Really, all three of you.

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What is it with friends
wanting to be in your life?

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Selfish is what it is.

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I got Randy and Jackie in the divorce.

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<i>My God, his ex-wife.</i>
<i>The tension actually hurts.</i>

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<i>You have to break it.</i>
<i>Say something. Anything!</i>

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Banana hammock!

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Your ability to thrive under pressure
is what drove you to medicine.

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You should have seen him
when he was a new intern.

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''I. Don't. Want. To. Be. A. Doctor.''

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You know, I think we all know
that's just not true.

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I'm assuming, since you
already took everything else,

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that you're here for my self-respect,

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but there's bad news
on that one, sweetcheeks.

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I already gave it to your mom
when she begged me to marry you.

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I wouldn't have room for it, what with
your testicles in my trophy case.

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Holy cow.

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Who's better?
You got me by the short hairs.

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See ya.

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What do you hate most
about the holidays?

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- Wrapping presents. You?
- My family.

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I don't know how anyone
can get in the spirit here.

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Come on, guys. All the spirit
you need is right here.

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Can I get a amen?

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<i>Turk's always been good</i>
<i>at rallying people.</i>

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Congregation, I said,
can I get a amen?

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Amen!

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'Tis the season of givin', y'all.

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What better place to give
than right here at Sacred Heart?

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Lovest thou me,
then feed my sheep!

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Right here, at Sacred Heart,
we are not only gonna feed his sheep...

126
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...but we gonna clothe them.

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- And we gonna bathe them.
- Bathe them!

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And we gonna cut 'em open.

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Then we gonna stitch 'em
right back together.

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Because that is what
Christmas....

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...is all about.

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That's right! Preach, preach!

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What's the name of the song
we're singing today?

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Right, listen.
I'm on call tonight.

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But tomorrow morning, when I get home,
we're going to Mass before work, OK?

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OK, sweetie.

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<i>I don't wanna go to Mass</i>
<i>in the stupid...</i>

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<i>Candy!</i>

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I was trying to...

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I know exactly what
you're trying to do, but...

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you're not gonna break
my Christmas spirit. You can't.

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Not ever. I'm the Holly Jolly Janitor.

143
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Little girl. What do you want
for Christmas...?

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I know you must be busy. It's really
nice of you to offer to do this.

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It's no problem.

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<i>Childbirth has been so romanticised.</i>

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<i>I guess because if people</i>
<i>knew the truth...</i>

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<i>Congratulations!</i>
<i>You're expecting.</i>

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<i>Your doctor will tell you</i>
<i>everything you need to know.</i>

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<i>Hi, doctor.</i>

151
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You'll fart, pee, puke and poop
in front of ten complete strangers

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who'll be staring
intently at your vagina,

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which, by the way,
has an 80% chance of tearing.

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You do it.

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<i>Still, no matter what the realities,</i>
<i>the end result is always the same.</i>

156
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Look at the baby!

157
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It's a bouncing baby boy.

158
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Yet another soldier
in the fight against Communism!

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- Where's the girl that was in here?
- I just make beds.

160
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I got Meredith Fox's blood work.
She's got HELLP syndrome.

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She needs to deliver
immediately so let's get...

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What do you mean she just left?

163
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Get me any contact numbers.

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- Why did she leave?
- Again. Bed-maker.

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Newbie, I always punch
the tabs out of my tapes

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so there's no way
they can be recorded over.

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So please tell me you didn't use
the tape that was already in the camera.

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Banana hammock.

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So, in other words,
there is no permanent historical record

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of the birth of my friend's baby?

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Well, I think that the baby itself

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would serve as proof that it was,
you know...

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...born.

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You don't understand
what you've done.

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My ex-wife is gonna hold this
over my head for so long

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that I doubt I'll ever
see the sun again.

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And I liked the sun, Newbie.
It made me hopeful.

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Well, I was there.

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I could certainly jot down some of my...

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...feelings and impressions.

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<i>If he was really mad at me,</i>
<i>he would have stayed and yelled at me.</i>

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<i>Don't kid yourself.</i>
<i>I couldn't be any madder at you.</i>

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<i>No, do not do that again.</i>
<i>That's a bad Newbie.</i>

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<i>I can go home now. Maybe</i>
<i>it's because Christmas is a hard time,</i>

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<i>or because too many families</i>
<i>get together,</i>

186
00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:32,444
<i>but Christmas Eve, it's one of the</i>
<i>worst nights of the year to be on call.</i>

187
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I can't believe I'm wearing a suit
at 6.30 in the morning.

188
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If you ruin this for Turk,
I'll hurt you.

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Noted.

190
00:13:24,651 --> 00:13:28,121
You better hurry up.
Mass starts in 15 minutes.

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- I'm not going.
- Great. Can I go back to bed?

192
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:34,904
I'm kidding. I wanna get
some of them church crackers.

193
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No, I'm not going.
Ever.

194
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Baby, what happened?

195
00:13:43,378 --> 00:13:45,608
Turk? Turk, come on...

196
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,717
<i>Merry Christmas.</i>

197
00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,785
You're overreacting.

198
00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:56,604
A girl said, ''What am I gonna do?''
and I said, ''Babies aren't my thing.''

199
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How could I be too hard on myself?

200
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,096
<i>Just don't say</i>
<i>''Banana hammock''.</i>

201
00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,990
Look, I'm sure she'll turn up.

202
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:08,469
That's exactly what's gonna happen.
She'll turn up, have a healthy baby

203
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:12,047
and nothing'll ever happen
to either one of them.

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00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:15,115
<i>I never really thought</i>
<i>of faith as important.</i>

205
00:14:15,327 --> 00:14:20,526
<i>But without his, I don't know,</i>
<i>Turk kinda seems like he's fading away.</i>

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00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,311
<i>I could use a little faith. I have to</i>
<i>tell them I didn't tape a thing.</i>

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00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:28,821
You made some interesting
choices with the camera, Orson.

208
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:31,483
- You didn't want any faces?
- Excuse me?

209
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,826
I switched the tapes.
Just go with it.

210
00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:36,207
Here it comes, I see the head!

211
00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:39,381
- What a gorgeous head of hair.
- That's funny.

212
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,354
He was bald when he was in here
a few minutes ago.

213
00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,712
- Yeah, well...
- We shaved the baby.

214
00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:47,890
- You shaved the baby?
- Shaved it.

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00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:52,103
Standard procedure. What with
the recent outbreak of pre-natal lice.

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00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,878
Yep. Definitely.

217
00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:57,031
Shave and haircut.

218
00:14:58,787 --> 00:15:00,015
Two bits.

219
00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:01,516
Really?

220
00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:06,924
I'm not buying it.

221
00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:09,965
You two are gonna go by the
nursery and see baby Charlie?

222
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:12,243
- Absolutely.
- Yes.

223
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:14,575
Charlie and his new haircut.

224
00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:23,141
- Have we checked the other hospitals?
- They haven't seen her, honey.

225
00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:27,588
Dr Reid, isn't this your day off?

226
00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:31,767
- It's that pregnant girl...
- The one who went missing.

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And now you're here, voluntarily,

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hell bent on finding
one of your little lost ducklings.

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It's important you understand something.
I'm not interested in babies.

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I don't melt when I see them,

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I don't have a yearning
to make them my life's work.

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I'm a doctor interested in my patients,
male or female.

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Right now, one of them needs help.

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God! Do I know women.

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I don't get it. Why are we on the roof?

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I wanted to show you that no matter
how ugly things can get down there,

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there's still a lot of beauty up here.

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Is that... gum or pigeon crap
on my sneaker?

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Come on, look around.

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There's nobody here,
no one can see us.

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We could do whatever we wanted.

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Like what?

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How are you not getting this?

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You mean have relations.

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You wanna have relations
right here on the roof.

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The pebbles will make my ass
look like a chocolate chocolate chip.

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I can make you see God again,
or at least call out his name.

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Is this a joke to you?

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No, I'm just trying
to help you feel better.

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- You don't know how I feel.
- Well, then tell me.

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I feel abandoned!

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All my life, I've believed
that God listens to our prayers,

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and that he cares for us
and that he watches over us.

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Last night, so many people
needed to be watched over.

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How am I supposed to believe in someone
that's gonna let innocent people suffer?

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Answer me, please.

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I can't.

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Did you see baby Charlie yet?

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Oh, yeah, I was just planning
on doing that. Never.

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You're such a special friend.

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Gosh, Marjorie,
aren't you sassy today?

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Did Santa finally bring you that
Y chromosome you always wanted?

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- What's your problem, anyway?
- For starters, I hate Christmas.

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I don't like bambersnoodles,
I loathe dinkerwallows,

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I hate snagtumgopers,

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I say, do you follow?

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Do you think I'm a moron?

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Don't answer that question.
It's a trick, that's a trick.

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Pre-natal lice?

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You do realise that
would be lice in the womb?

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I've seen them,
they're real and gross.

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<i>Maybe Dr Cox had pushed me too far.</i>
<i>Whatever it was, I told on him.</i>

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Plus, he didn't even
go see baby Charlie yet.

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<i>And then something amazing</i>
<i>happened. They connected.</i>

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<i>And all the hatred</i>
<i>they had for each other</i>

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<i>was suddenly focused on me.</i>

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Excuse me, Sally Sensitive,
I don't remember asking you anything.

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Your mom's aware she'll
have to stop breast-feeding?

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Good Jordan, good. Now work the body,
under the ribs.

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I'm not gonna see that baby either.
Are you gonna tattle on me? Are you?

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- I'm frightened.
- Do you have a second?

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- God, yes.
- Run away.

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I spoke to a 911 operator
who got a call from a girl in labour,

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but they lost the signal.
I don't know what to do.

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<i>One of the worst things</i>
<i>about this place</i>

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<i>is how often you feel like</i>
<i>there's no one to turn to.</i>

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You'll be OK.

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<i>Babies are amazing.</i>

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<i>Especially the way</i>
<i>they bring people together.</i>

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So, baby Charlie is the bald one?

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Yeah. He wouldn't be smiling so much
if he knew how ugly his parents were.

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- You're a se<i>xy</i> bitch.
- Thanks.

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<i>I really think it's impossible</i>
<i>to be unaffected.</i>

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What up, little dawg?

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<i>A baby can stir something deep down</i>
<i>inside you, you didn't know was there.</i>

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Look at the baby!

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<i>They help you find something</i>
<i>you thought you'd lost.</i>

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How did you know she was here?

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I don't know, I just knew.

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<i>I guess Turk was right after all.</i>

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<i>Miracles do happen.</i>

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<i>I think you just have to</i>
<i>be willing to look for them.</i>

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Merry Christmas, guys.

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God bless us, every one.

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00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:18,356
Dude, you could not be a bigger dork.

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You're so lame.

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That was so cheesy.

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Really?
Cos I felt like it was... right.

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Wait up!

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