1 00:00:02,059 --> 00:00:04,971 You asked out a girl stuck in an MRI machine, 2 00:00:05,187 --> 00:00:07,178 without ever seeing her face. 3 00:00:07,356 --> 00:00:09,506 Remember, no matter what she looks like, 4 00:00:09,691 --> 00:00:11,647 be sure to play it cool. 5 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:14,784 Yes! 6 00:00:14,947 --> 00:00:17,336 Yes! You are smokin' hot! 7 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:19,524 In your face! 8 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,759 That night, we went out on our first date. 9 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:26,739 Had our first dinner. 10 00:00:29,086 --> 00:00:31,122 Rented our first movie. 11 00:00:33,257 --> 00:00:35,373 Took our first long drive. 12 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:37,587 Look out! 13 00:00:37,761 --> 00:00:39,831 Killed our first raccoon. 14 00:00:40,013 --> 00:00:44,609 Ever since then, every date we've been on has always ended the same way. 15 00:00:49,523 --> 00:00:50,956 No! 16 00:00:51,108 --> 00:00:53,497 Cox wants me back at the hospital. 17 00:00:53,694 --> 00:00:57,209 - But the page is addressed to Lillian. - That's me. 18 00:01:02,327 --> 00:01:04,283 What a drag. 19 00:01:06,081 --> 00:01:09,790 That was probably the wrong time to ask for a quickie. 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 21 00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:25,418 I have been coerced 22 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:29,037 by the forces of evil into conducting rounds this morning. 23 00:01:29,271 --> 00:01:31,387 Why do you have to do rounds? 24 00:01:31,565 --> 00:01:33,920 Because I'm sleepy. How's that? 25 00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:36,748 To make this a more palatable experience for moi, 26 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:40,699 I am not going to call you by your names. I'll be referring to you 27 00:01:40,949 --> 00:01:44,658 by whatever distinguishing physical characteristic occurs to me. 28 00:01:44,912 --> 00:01:47,107 You, Chicken Beak. 29 00:01:47,289 --> 00:01:50,520 What causes pneumonia presenting with diarrhoea? 30 00:01:50,751 --> 00:01:52,469 - Legionella. - Nice job. 31 00:01:52,628 --> 00:01:56,177 It turns out your mind's just as sharp as your nose. 32 00:01:56,423 --> 00:01:58,459 And you, Dye Job. 33 00:01:58,634 --> 00:02:01,068 What are the elements of Whipple's triad? 34 00:02:03,263 --> 00:02:08,337 It's hard to describe how scary it is when you don't know an answer. 35 00:02:12,272 --> 00:02:15,264 I can't remember. I am so sorry. 36 00:02:15,484 --> 00:02:17,600 What are you sorry about? 37 00:02:17,778 --> 00:02:20,053 Dr Kelso yells at us when we don't know... 38 00:02:20,239 --> 00:02:21,592 Children, 39 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:24,937 you can't let that bloated bag of hate affect you. 40 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,676 Being a doctor is as much about finding the answers as knowing them. 41 00:02:29,957 --> 00:02:33,108 For instance, take Clarabelle's patient here, Mr Yeager. 42 00:02:33,335 --> 00:02:35,530 We have no idea what's wrong with him. 43 00:02:35,712 --> 00:02:41,867 So we have run tests for everything and according to these results... 44 00:02:42,219 --> 00:02:45,450 Everything seems to have come back negative. 45 00:02:45,681 --> 00:02:49,560 Which doesn't necessarily mean that Clarabelle is a failure. 46 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:52,722 It just means that she's got to keep trying, 47 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:55,691 no matter how frustrated she might get. 48 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:59,096 Now, of course, if you are lazy and incompetent, 49 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:03,232 then, yes, that will buy you a one-way ticket out of here. 50 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:05,162 Doug. 51 00:03:05,325 --> 00:03:09,716 Listen carefully. Kelso can't do a thing to you if you answer a question wrong. 52 00:03:09,997 --> 00:03:14,593 It doesn't work that way. Moving on. Not you. You still have work to do. 53 00:03:14,877 --> 00:03:18,665 Johnny No-Tan? I'd like you to present the next patient to me. 54 00:03:20,966 --> 00:03:22,957 I love you. 55 00:03:23,135 --> 00:03:24,773 Now say it in Spanish. 56 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:26,646 Te amo. 57 00:03:26,805 --> 00:03:29,399 Now... say it like Astro. 58 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,591 I ruv roo. 59 00:03:35,189 --> 00:03:38,818 - You are very, very cute. - I know. 60 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:41,979 I've been thinking about this ''I love you'' thing. 61 00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:44,869 It's gonna make everything so much better. 62 00:03:45,073 --> 00:03:48,622 I mean, we're so in sync. Better conversation, 63 00:03:48,869 --> 00:03:51,099 better dancing... 64 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:54,052 And? 65 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,199 Way better shrumpdown. 66 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:00,881 Yeah! 67 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:19,961 I'm so sorry. That has never happened to me before. 68 00:04:23,403 --> 00:04:25,712 Man, she's beautiful. 69 00:04:25,906 --> 00:04:29,376 I wish I was that piece of bacon. Wait a second. 70 00:04:29,618 --> 00:04:31,097 I am that piece of bacon. 71 00:04:31,245 --> 00:04:32,963 That's right. 72 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:36,478 You mind not staring at me while I'm eating? 73 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,221 I hate it. 74 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,686 - But I'm not. - What am I doing right now? 75 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:42,915 - Eating. - What are you doing? 76 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,160 Staring. 77 00:04:50,347 --> 00:04:52,986 There. Now no one gets to eat it. 78 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:55,902 - You happy? - Not really. 79 00:05:02,526 --> 00:05:04,596 You know what's great? 80 00:05:04,778 --> 00:05:07,975 Even when our dates get interrupted, we can have a date here. 81 00:05:08,198 --> 00:05:10,837 Let's say you wanted to watch a movie. 82 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:14,709 We could go to the conference room and watch that video on STDs. 83 00:05:14,955 --> 00:05:17,344 It's funny and it makes you think. 84 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:21,136 Maybe it would be good if we actually had a date that 85 00:05:21,378 --> 00:05:24,688 - ends. - How does a date with you end? 86 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:27,118 It can range from a kiss at the door 87 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:31,010 to ''all I have for breakfast is yoghurt and I'm out of bowls, 88 00:05:31,263 --> 00:05:34,096 so you'll have to eat off my stomach.'' 89 00:05:34,308 --> 00:05:36,742 Tonight. Dinner. Hyde's. 90 00:05:36,935 --> 00:05:39,369 It's a date. 91 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:45,789 Judging from the ataxia dysarthria, 92 00:05:45,986 --> 00:05:49,899 I've concluded that Mr Yeager is suffering from... kuru. 93 00:05:50,157 --> 00:05:51,829 - Kuru? - Kuru. 94 00:05:51,992 --> 00:05:53,710 - Kuru? - Yes, kuru. 95 00:05:53,869 --> 00:05:56,781 - I'd actually never thought of that. - Hell, yeah. 96 00:05:56,997 --> 00:06:00,148 Were you aware that the only documented cases of kuru 97 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:03,412 were members of a cannibalistic tribe in Papua New Guinea? 98 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:06,143 - I was not. - Actually, doc, 99 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:08,296 I was in New Guinea last week. 100 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:10,901 - Really? - No. 101 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:15,406 - Do you happen to know what a zebra is? - He just mocked me. 102 00:06:15,682 --> 00:06:18,674 It's a diagnosis of an obscure disease 103 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:24,014 when it's more likely to be a common illness with uncommon symptoms. 104 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:27,308 In other words, if you hear hoof beats, 105 00:06:27,528 --> 00:06:31,521 you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras. 106 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,852 Mm-kay, Mr Silly Bear? 107 00:06:39,957 --> 00:06:41,948 - What's wrong? - It's personal. 108 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:44,594 Why won't you ever open up to me? I came to you 109 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:48,947 when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple. 110 00:06:49,216 --> 00:06:51,207 It's a sex thing. OK? 111 00:06:52,261 --> 00:06:57,494 Like a gender issue or like intercourse? Because I'm book-smart on both. 112 00:06:58,725 --> 00:07:02,195 Carla? Use me. 113 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:09,138 - Last night, when I was with Carla... - Dude, I can't talk. 114 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:11,829 I gotta figure this Mr Yeager thing out. 115 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,463 Cool. 116 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:17,066 My horse didn't finish the race. 117 00:07:17,244 --> 00:07:20,202 I'm at the filling station, but my credit card's declined. 118 00:07:20,414 --> 00:07:22,291 - I'm on the jet ski... - I got it! 119 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:26,292 - Good. I had no idea what to say... - No. Mr Yeager. 120 00:07:26,545 --> 00:07:30,379 Where you go...? Who am I going to talk to about sex? 121 00:07:30,632 --> 00:07:32,463 Let's get our talk on. 122 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,877 Player to player. 123 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:39,547 Afternoon rounds that day began like any other. 124 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:44,602 This patient is hypoglycaemic. What are the signs of an insulinoma, Dr Reid? 125 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,489 Elevated C-peptide levels. 126 00:07:46,648 --> 00:07:50,163 Score! But before you do your crazy end-zone dance, 127 00:07:50,402 --> 00:07:53,678 tell me the spinal fluid findings in Guillaume-Barré syndrome. 128 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:56,374 - Xanthochromia? - Wrong! 129 00:07:56,575 --> 00:08:00,887 And then it happened. Suddenly, Dr Kelso didn't seem as frightening. 130 00:08:01,163 --> 00:08:04,838 Dr Reid, what do you have to say for yourself? 131 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,039 Win some, lose some. 132 00:08:07,211 --> 00:08:10,920 In fact, nothing he did seemed to scare us. 133 00:08:13,509 --> 00:08:15,147 Not any more. 134 00:08:18,013 --> 00:08:21,085 Not even the most horrible thing he could think of. 135 00:08:25,062 --> 00:08:28,293 All right, welcome to the ICU! No, really, sit down. 136 00:08:28,524 --> 00:08:32,233 For women that don't know how to cook. I put the Yellow Pages in there. 137 00:08:32,486 --> 00:08:36,604 What do you want? Mexican? Italian? Japanese? American cuisine? 138 00:08:36,865 --> 00:08:40,016 It's a cook... I'm flat-linin'. Beep! 139 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,220 Save him! 140 00:08:43,372 --> 00:08:45,328 Tip your nurses. 141 00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:50,841 And I think he knew who was behind it. 142 00:08:52,714 --> 00:08:55,148 Cox. 143 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,228 Talk to me 144 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:05,550 You know, that's really getting annoying. 145 00:09:05,769 --> 00:09:09,728 Every time you say it, it makes me not want to talk to you all the more. 146 00:09:12,234 --> 00:09:15,067 Talk to me 147 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,190 All right, fine! 148 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:25,536 Last night, Turk and I were, you know, messin' around. 149 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:30,260 - It's really hot, like always. - Hot like how? Describe it. 150 00:09:30,544 --> 00:09:32,455 Dude! 151 00:09:32,629 --> 00:09:36,702 So suddenly, things aren't happening. You know what I mean? 152 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,846 The only change is that we said ''I love you'' to each other. 153 00:09:41,096 --> 00:09:42,449 It's true. 154 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:46,716 I have never said ''I love you'' to a woman before. 155 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,093 Then how do you get them to sleep with you? 156 00:09:49,271 --> 00:09:53,423 It's three little words. It shouldn't have this effect, right? 157 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:58,971 Anyway, I told him it wasn't his fault. These things happen occasionally. 158 00:09:59,281 --> 00:10:01,272 Try constantly. 159 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,806 I have cold hands, and... 160 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:10,459 So when I saw you this morning and I said ''How's your penis?'' 161 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,984 and you didn't wanna talk about it... 162 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:17,477 Dude. It's not me. 163 00:10:17,674 --> 00:10:19,665 It's me. 164 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:22,994 Last night, for the first time ever in our relationship, 165 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,053 no matter how long we tried, 166 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,658 I was unable to have an... 167 00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:39,898 Dr Cox, I got the sed rate back on Mr Yeager. Say ''how do'' to that. 168 00:10:40,155 --> 00:10:42,510 But then I'm due back at the hootenanny. 169 00:10:42,699 --> 00:10:46,408 I noticed he had a rash. I realised he's been having jaw claudication, 170 00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:49,130 - which led me to... - Temporal arteritis. 171 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:54,246 Of course. Nurse, start Mr Yeager on solumedrol and get the surgery resident? 172 00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,820 He needs a temporal artery biopsy stat. 173 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:59,200 Newbie, I can handle this. 174 00:10:59,383 --> 00:11:01,613 - You're off, aren't you? - I'm with you. 175 00:11:01,802 --> 00:11:04,475 Fair enough. Let's go treat the patient. 176 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:08,070 I am so on top of things tonight, it's scary. 177 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,851 Hell, yeah. 178 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:22,156 You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. 179 00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:24,036 Please be here. Come on, Alex. 180 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:26,872 Please be here. 181 00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:31,566 You gotta be kidding me. 182 00:11:31,748 --> 00:11:34,216 There's a waste of a gift certificate. 183 00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:36,435 Cancel the cobbler! 184 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,772 She's not having an orgasm. 185 00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:43,522 Still not seeing what the problem is. 186 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:50,699 I've never even had an orgasm. 187 00:11:54,605 --> 00:11:57,278 I'm sorry. I should be more surprised. 188 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,394 That'd be nice. 189 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:05,571 - I want to talk to you about rounds. - Here we go. Bring it on. 190 00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:08,213 They're all yours. 191 00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:11,686 You will be leading them from now on. 192 00:12:11,872 --> 00:12:15,262 You've stunned me, but you haven't dropped me to the mat. 193 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:19,096 Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker, 194 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,250 when the yelling starts and the voice gets high-pitched. 195 00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:25,299 ''Daddy, I've been bad. Daddy, I've been a bad boy.'' 196 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,981 ''Oh, Daddy! Daddy, I've been bad.'' 197 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:32,904 If you're not gonna play, it's no fun. 198 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,638 Hey, Alex, I am so sorry. I went to the restaurant but just missed you. 199 00:12:38,899 --> 00:12:41,049 Then I called, but there was no answer, 200 00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:45,148 then I stopped by, and I guess you didn't see me which was odd, 201 00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:49,683 cos I was standing next to the pizza guy while you were paying him. 202 00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:53,925 We're still cool, right? 203 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:59,102 - Look, JD... - ''Look, JD, we're still great?'' 204 00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:04,182 I think you're a really good guy. OK? But... 205 00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:07,575 - Alex dumped me. - The blind girl you've been dating? 206 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:09,794 - She's not blind. - Of course not. 207 00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:12,770 How'd you drop the ball? Don't tell me you cried, 208 00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:15,205 or I'll ban you from the men's room again. 209 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:19,785 I was so excited what we were doing here, I forgot about our date. 210 00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:25,814 You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you. 211 00:13:26,113 --> 00:13:29,628 I assumed that you were afraid of missing Judging Amy. 212 00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,381 It never occurred to me you were choosing work 213 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:36,093 over being with that sweet little biscuit. 214 00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:38,242 That means a lot coming from you, 215 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,409 Mr Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift- 216 00:13:41,628 --> 00:13:44,859 and-last-Monday-night-too... guy. 217 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,479 - What? - You heard me. 218 00:13:47,676 --> 00:13:50,315 Newbie, what're you saying? 219 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,946 That you want to be like me? 220 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:59,059 Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me? 221 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,886 I can't even pretend I can give you tips on intercourse. 222 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,631 I got one for you. Stop calling it that. 223 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:18,707 My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a fear of intimacy, 224 00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:23,109 but I think it's because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous. 225 00:14:23,378 --> 00:14:27,576 And since I was a kid, I've had nightmares about being crushed. 226 00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:29,991 That poor shrink. 227 00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:34,409 The one thing I do know is that I've sabotaged a lot of relationships 228 00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:38,390 by never talking things out with the guy that I'm seeing. 229 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,318 - Thanks. - Sure. 230 00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:48,529 So... You've really never had... 231 00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:50,656 No. 232 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,213 - Not even by yourself? - Gross. 233 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,888 Is it easy? 234 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,068 When's your next laundry night? 235 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:04,003 Ted. 236 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,002 I need you to take care of some lawyer crap for me. 237 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:13,369 It'd be great if you would go to traffic court for me and make this go away. 238 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,598 I don't think so. 239 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,427 Excuse me? 240 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:24,755 No, Bob! I have my own things I need to take care of. 241 00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:27,704 Of course. 242 00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:32,262 Walk off, bitch. 243 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:35,326 How is it, exactly, that you just said that 244 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,843 and your pants are still dry? 245 00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,425 Don't you understand 246 00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:43,659 what you did when you spoke to those interns? 247 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,232 You took away the fear. 248 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:51,297 You... are a wonderful person, 249 00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:55,357 and... I love you. 250 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:06,182 I have to ask Alex for another chance. I have to. 251 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,558 OK, she's with a hot guy. Stay calm. She's gonna be psyched to see you. 252 00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:13,049 JD. Hey. 253 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,591 Or not. 254 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,619 I don't prioritise you over my job, but I'd like to. 255 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:21,064 I wanted to be a doctor for so long, 256 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,885 I sort of forgot how to want anything else. 257 00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:26,391 And now I meet you, and... 258 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,968 I'll do anything in the world if you give me a second chance. 259 00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:34,426 I'm sorry. 260 00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:40,133 I'll leave you guys alone. 261 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,426 OK, Rowdy, 262 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,674 fetch! 263 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:49,767 Hey, sweetie? 264 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,297 - We have to talk. - No time for talk. 265 00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,920 We have a problem we need to take care of. 266 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,582 Why are you wearing a nose-breathing thingy? 267 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,219 Baby, bear with me. I got big ideas. 268 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,961 I've been having all these thoughts going through my head, 269 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,642 and I'm afraid if I tell you, I'd scare you away. 270 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:13,864 That's the last thing that I wanna... Take that damn thing off. 271 00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:16,767 Oh, God. 272 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:22,657 Baby, there's nothing that could scare me away. 273 00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:29,489 Since we said ''I love you'', I've been feeling all this pressure. 274 00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:32,291 And wondering about the future. Our future. 275 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,157 Are we gonna get married? Are we gonna have kids? 276 00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:37,637 If so, when will I get my figure back? 277 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:41,896 Where are we gonna live? Will my mother live with us? How big a house? 278 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,470 How many bathrooms? What if she walks in on you 279 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:49,373 while you're in the bathroom, you fall, and I can't afford the funeral costs? 280 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,705 That's a little scary. 281 00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:56,311 I guess I just need to know you think about that stuff too. 282 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,108 Carla? 283 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:03,773 No, I don't. 284 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:09,051 - But I love it that you do. - Yeah? 285 00:18:09,271 --> 00:18:11,910 That's what makes this relationship work. 286 00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:14,905 We're so different. I keep us in the present, 287 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,863 you look out for what's up ahead. 288 00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:23,497 Besides, there is no way in hell 289 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,216 your mother's ever going to live with us. 290 00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:29,291 If she ever walks in on me while I'm in the bathroom, 291 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,775 she's getting a trip to Florida. 292 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,951 - No, she's not. - I'm tell... 293 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,651 Ladies and germs, if you get this shorthand down, 294 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,399 it has a way of making your day go quicker. 295 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:45,872 ''CTD'' being ''circling the drain.'' Your patient is on the way out. 296 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:50,013 ''SOB'', ''shortness of breath'' and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''. 297 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:52,261 Elvis, feel free to write this down, 298 00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:55,670 any time before you leave the building. 299 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,574 - You paged me? - I didn't page you. 300 00:18:58,779 --> 00:19:03,170 And that's when Dr Cox started poking the old bear with a stick. 301 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,486 I'm sick of the grill 'em and drill 'em. 302 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:08,095 What do you say we shake things up? 303 00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:13,237 You kids ask me the questions, and I'll just give you the answers. 304 00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:16,536 Dr Cox, could I talk to you? 305 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:21,067 Sure, Bob, but you have to raise your hand like all the other children. 306 00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:24,574 - I just think it's inappropriate... - Bob-o? 307 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:27,273 Now, you've got five good ones right there. 308 00:19:27,474 --> 00:19:32,184 What do you say you put 'em up in the air like you just don't care? 309 00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:34,595 Get over here, right now. 310 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:38,812 Maybe he felt sorry for Kelso and didn't wanna take the one thing he had. 311 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:42,186 Maybe he just hated rounds. 312 00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:44,397 Get the hell outta my ICU! 313 00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:47,009 But if you didn't know Dr Cox like I did, 314 00:19:47,202 --> 00:19:50,512 you would've believed his performance too. 315 00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:54,183 I guess the key to a lot of things is balance. 316 00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:56,773 Whether it's balance of power... 317 00:19:58,547 --> 00:20:00,219 Dr Simotas, stop smiling. 318 00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:05,054 I hate smiling. 319 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,549 ...balance in love... 320 00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,492 ...or sometimes... 321 00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:15,415 ...just balance. 322 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,707 For some of us, it seems too far out of reach. 323 00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:39,721 Too difficult to achieve. 324 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,193 But the important thing is just to never stop trying. 325 00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:25,585 Especially if you like girls named Alex. 326 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,996 And chicken salad. 327 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 < French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com 328 00:21:46,305 --> 00:22:46,860 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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