1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:05,831 Here's the deal: Turk and Elliot wrote a paper 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,765 on peripheral vascular disease. 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,882 They're upset because they have to present it at a conference. 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:14,131 Do you know how many interns would die to do that? 5 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:17,896 Not me, I don't care. I know my paper was a trillion times better. 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:22,375 It's so political. Surprise! They went with the black guy and the girl. 7 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,717 - Bambi. - What? 8 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,413 What right do they have to be mopey? 9 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,761 That's when Elliot said something that explained everything. 10 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,945 Our parents are coming. 11 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,046 Oh, I am so sorry. 12 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,237 I could tell my friends were upset. 13 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,006 - Still, there was a bright side. - It's all right. 14 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,117 I knew I could make it worse. 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,964 - Missed a spot! - You could help! 16 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,960 - You can't even hear the TV! - I like the pictures. 17 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,400 If I believed in karma, 18 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,460 I'd be more cautious about giving these guys a hard time. 19 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,395 Hey, Dad. No, no, nothing. 20 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,986 Turk and Elliot are freaking out because their parents are coming. 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,657 But karma doesn't scare me. 22 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,846 No. It hasn't been that long since you and I saw each other. 23 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,216 - Dad? - Hey, Mr Dorian. 24 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,995 Hey, boys, what's shakin'? 25 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,981 - Who needs a beer? - Who doesn't? 26 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,723 You see, JD, this is what goes around. 27 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,897 But this? This is what comes around. 28 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,031 - Get out of here. - Only two left. 29 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,399 - That's all right. JD'll go out. - Oh, get some chips. 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 31 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,308 Wowser, Rowdy's a boy dog. 32 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,943 My mom and dad got divorced when I was seven. 33 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,136 That's not unusual, but though everybody's relationship 34 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,474 with their father is different, mine has always seemed very different. 35 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,011 God, I'd like to take a run at her. Look at that rack. 36 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,356 - Dad, please. - I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm just a man. 37 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,373 - You know what they say about men. - They love boobies. 38 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,296 That's is correct, Christopher. 39 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,764 OK, you know, I think I'm gonna hit the sack 40 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,914 before I get even more uncomfortable. 41 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,996 Your mother had a beautiful bosom. 42 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,286 - There it is. - Would you stay? 43 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,614 We've got a lot of catching up to do. Please. 44 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,756 OK. 45 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,547 You guys have a policy on farting? 46 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:19,950 No, let 'er rip. 47 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,245 Fire in the hole. 48 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,788 Oh, my God, Dad. 49 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,450 Count it! 50 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,558 That was a nice moment. 51 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,510 I guess everyone's parents drive them crazy. 52 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,654 So this is my hospital. 53 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,096 It's stunning. 54 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:44,433 Honey, is there a rule against looking pretty here? 55 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,939 Nothing official. 56 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:50,913 I just think you would look so much more handsome in blue scrubs. 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,160 Thank you, Mommy, 58 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,936 but I like my green scrubs better. 59 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,523 Parents have a way of making their children regress. 60 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,356 I don't want to wear blue scrubs! 61 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,468 Come on. Boy, you better watch your manners. 62 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,356 Come on, now. 63 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:10,353 You can't have one, sweetheart. Perms are for trailer trash. 64 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,679 What in the hell is this, parents' weekend? 65 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,018 Sort of. Elliot and Turk wrote this paper, 66 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,505 then my dad decided ''I wanna come too,'' so... 67 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,166 Look, Reba, if I ask you a question 68 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,166 that doesn't specifically deal with a medical issue, 69 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,488 you can bet your powdered bottom I don't want you to answer. 70 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,379 - Do you understand? - Yeah. 71 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,102 It's like working with a monkey. 72 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,088 - What? - Nothing. 73 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,568 Why didn't you introduce me to your mother? 74 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:44,311 Because she just came by to say ''hey'' before she checked into her hotel. 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,673 She's coming back later to look around. 76 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,490 OK. I was worried you thought she might not like me. 77 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,680 She's not gonna like you. Baby, look. 78 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,209 My mother's never called any girl I've been with by her name. 79 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,719 She called my college girlfriend The Big Easy. 80 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,294 Well, was she fat and slutty? 81 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,163 She had beautiful skin. 82 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,282 Don't smile, woman. She did. 83 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,250 Just beautiful. 84 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,769 So, what do you guys think? 85 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,836 I think it's time to get back to the suite and get in a bath. 86 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,558 This place makes me feel dirty. 87 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:19,543 Dr Kelso? Dr Kelso, these are my parents. 88 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,359 Ah, well! 89 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:25,106 It's a pleasure to meet the trees from which our little acorns fall. 90 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,179 - Bob Kelso. - Simon Reid. 91 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,545 I'm chief of medicine at St Augustine's. 92 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,367 It's a private hospital in Greenwich. 93 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,203 I know what you're thinking. You didn't ask. 94 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,550 Nobody ever does. 95 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,431 So, how long are you guys staying? 96 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,801 Can I help you, sir? 97 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,872 - Sir? - You can help me 98 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,394 by minding your own damn business. 99 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,616 Excuse me? 100 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,830 Oh, aggressive, huh? 101 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,202 Do you really want to get it on with me, pipsqueak? 102 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,700 Because if you do, I guarantee 103 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,845 it'll be the last stupid thing you ever do on God's green earth. 104 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,540 Nice meeting you. 105 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,959 What the hell was that all about? 106 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,695 Dad. Don't wander off like that. 107 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,161 This is your basic arthrocentesis there. 108 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,241 Your resident should've shown you how to do this. 109 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,802 He can't be that mad. 110 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,464 Even though residents are supposed to teach you, 111 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,811 they only show up when they want something. 112 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,591 I have to give the students a lecture on heart murmurs. 113 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,464 - Could you do it? - Actually... 114 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,946 Thanks, man. 115 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,881 That sucks. I totally wanted to spend some time with my dad tomorrow. 116 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,965 Then take him. 117 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,127 - What do you mean? - I don't know? 118 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,024 Secure some kind of vehicle, car, balloon, tricycle, 119 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,581 and transport your father from where he is to where you're going. 120 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,484 I don't think you get my dad. 121 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,207 He's not interested in my work. He's more of like a buddy. 122 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,278 OK. That was my mistake. 123 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,956 Here, I engaged you and gave you the impression that I actually care, 124 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,190 which is just so wrong! God! 125 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,560 The thing is, I don't need a buddy. 126 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,383 What I need is a father. 127 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,416 You definitely need something. 128 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:17,733 Maybe a backbone. Or perhaps some testicles. 129 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,397 At the very least, a pillow that you could carry around the hospital 130 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:26,022 and just cry your sad eyes out into whenever trauma... 131 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,691 I have testicles. 132 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,560 He's a kidder. 133 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,503 All right, this is it. 134 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,521 Brace yourself and let me handle this nice and smooth. 135 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,198 All right? Hey, Mom, guess what. 136 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,833 Hi, Mrs Turk, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 137 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:45,064 I'm Carla. I apologise if your son hasn't told you about me. 138 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,113 I don't know how you've put up with him as long as you did. 139 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,554 Still, you should know he loves me very much, 140 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,338 I feel the same and we're really good together. 141 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,688 - Are you two sharing a bed? - No! 142 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,307 Yes, ma'am, we are. 143 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:01,577 But if you're a good judge of character, you can tell I'm not messing around. 144 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,989 - Carla. It's a nice name. - Thank you. 145 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,447 - Yes, it is, Mother. - Oh, please. Not telling me about her. 146 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,476 Dear, do me a favour. Don't give him any for a month or so. 147 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,070 - Done. - It can't go down like that. 148 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,417 It just can't go down like that. 149 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,651 After you, sir. 150 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,008 Well, I'll be. 151 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,743 I haven't seen a ward like this since Vietnam. 152 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,174 So where in Connecticut was your National Guard unit stationed? 153 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,316 - Amusing. - I thought so. 154 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:32,563 I think they're totally getting along, don't you? 155 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,979 I'm about to open a fat can of whup-ass on you. 156 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,482 Bring it on, bitch. 157 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:44,684 All right, sports fans, we have a guest today at rounds, 158 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,194 so let's try and be sharp. 159 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,340 Why don't we begin with, 160 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,661 I don't know, Dr Reid. 161 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:55,395 What is the nutritional cause of high output cardiac failure? 162 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,758 Wet beriberi from thiamine deficiency. 163 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,734 Yes, it is. Next question. 164 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,770 Why don't we try... 165 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,960 ...Dr Reid. 166 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,182 I already went, sir. 167 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,118 - Oh, are you done for the day? - No. 168 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:17,281 What's the mechanism of Cheyne-Stokes respiration in systolic dysfunction? 169 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,131 What? Nobody knows that. 170 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,599 Prolongation of circulation time from lung to brain 171 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,307 causing diminished sensitivity of the respiratory centre 172 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,495 to arterial partial pressure of carbon dioxide? 173 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,584 Yes. 174 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,005 My dad winked at me! 175 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,777 If that's not saying, ''I love you, I'm proud of you,'' 176 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,536 - I'm not sure what is. - I know! 177 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,885 There are no gratuitous winks in the Reid household. 178 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,383 And that's when I decided to take a chance. 179 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:52,085 I'd love to come to your heart murmur lecture. I'm a big fan of those things. 180 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,878 That means a lot, Dad. 181 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,945 Absolutely. Please. 182 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,394 Oh, dear Lord, please make it stop. 183 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,454 - It's stunning. - Thank you. 184 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,900 - And I understand that you... - I make these. 185 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,522 Like two wolves gabbing about which sheep to eat. 186 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:12,591 Unfortunately for them, I'm a man. 187 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,517 - Turk. - Coming. 188 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,678 - Thanks. - Thank you. 189 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,601 Hi, Mrs Turk. 190 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,998 John Dorian, get over here. 191 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,070 After all these years, are you still afraid of me? 192 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:31,427 On Thanksgiving, I said your turkey was dry, and you picked me up and shook me. 193 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,766 - Then don't say that. - Silly Bambi. 194 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,267 You guys, leave him alone. 195 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,844 I've had enough of you two conspiring and whatnot. It ends now! 196 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,991 It is so cute when he thinks he's in charge. 197 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:45,199 - I know. It kills me. - And that's when it happened. 198 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,933 You should see him when I pretend to let him...make a decision! 199 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:56,229 That's when Carla realised she was exactly like Turk's mom. 200 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,218 Great job at rounds today, Dr Reid. 201 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:07,308 - Thank you, sir. - Your dad must've been very impressed. 202 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,957 Yeah, I think so. 203 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,384 I could tell that he respected you, sir. 204 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,799 Well, that's very nice, but lucky for me, 205 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,060 my self-esteem isn't tied up in that kind of poppycock. 206 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,320 I didn't become a doctor to impress my daddy or anyone else. 207 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,209 I did it for me. 208 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,409 I've seen lots of doctors get into this for the wrong reason. 209 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,093 - You know what happens to them? - No. 210 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,933 They quit and get their real estate licence. 211 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,248 You look upset, sweetheart. 212 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,859 You shouldn't be. 213 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,479 I think you'd look super in a gold blazer. 214 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,636 Thank you? 215 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,709 This is almost too easy. 216 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,144 Well, work is great, Johnny. 217 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,954 I like to believe that I'm selling dreams. 218 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:56,543 - But, Dad, you sell office supplies. - Yeah, I prefer to call them dreams. 219 00:10:56,823 --> 00:11:00,020 I'm gonna steal another Jell-O. 220 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,235 I always thought parents were like tornadoes. 221 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:07,289 They blow into town and devastate everything in their path. 222 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,931 - Hi. - There's no food on your tray. 223 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,156 Oh. 224 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,253 But it's different for me. 225 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,212 How you doing, Elliot? 226 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,849 Great talk. Anyway, Johnny, 227 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,777 I was talking to my buddy, Jake, this afternoon. 228 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,730 - You remember Jake? - No. 229 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,532 Jake's my buddy, and he's leaving the country 230 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,928 for who knows how long. So I thought I might 231 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,749 get out of here tomorrow and go catch up with him. 232 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,345 I'd miss your thing, 233 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,879 but I wouldn't know what I was hearing anyway. 234 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,953 - Right? - Right. 235 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,030 I think what surprised me the most 236 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,480 is that I was actually surprised. 237 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,418 You still talking to yourself? 238 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,495 I thought you'd outgrow that by now. 239 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,398 I probably should've woken him up to say goodbye 240 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,950 considering he'd be gone before I got home. 241 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,937 I told myself I wanted to let the old guy get some sleep, 242 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,020 but even I didn't believe that. 243 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,799 You keep eating that, 244 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,503 there'll be nothing left for a man to put a ring on. 245 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,607 Mom... 246 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,658 ...I started therapy. 247 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,544 Do you know that Amy Swanson's marrying Drew Gertson? 248 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,700 Drew is such a nice boy. 249 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,431 Drew used to hold people down and spit in their mouths. 250 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,137 He doesn't do that anymore. 251 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,170 Mom, when I was a little girl, did I want to be a doctor? 252 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,052 Maybe I used a toy stethoscope on one of my dolls? 253 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,567 Oh, honey, you'd have to ask the nanny. 254 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,997 Have you ever reached a point in your life 255 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,739 when you really wished you knew how you got there? 256 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,082 Are you trying to tell me you're a lesbian? 257 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,906 Yes, I am. 258 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,733 Yep. 259 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,490 That's exactly... exactly what I'm saying, Mom. 260 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,249 Yo, JD. You want to grab a bite to eat with us tonight 261 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,403 after we do our presentation? 262 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,053 Yeah, I'm not that busy. 263 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,510 If you're not busy, you have time to do this discharge summary. 264 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,499 - I meant that later I'm not that busy. - Fantastic. 265 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:14,256 I told my mom you like that Cuban restaurant. She loves Cuban food... 266 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,299 I hate that restaurant. 267 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,376 You said you loved it and wanted to be buried in a vat of pl·tanos 268 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,066 so you could eat your way out. 269 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,130 See? That's our problem. You don't get me. 270 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,746 No argument there. 271 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,940 Hey, hey, hey! You missed a spot, right there. 272 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,817 Well, lucky for me, Dad, 273 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,859 I spend my life going in a circle around this place cleaning up after the sick. 274 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,498 Tomorrow I'll probably be here at the same time. 275 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:44,529 You know that I hate sass, so drop right down and give me 20. 276 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,422 - That could be faecal matter. - Make it 30. 277 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,689 Fine. 278 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,384 What is it with parents? 279 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,099 Why is it so easy for them to make us feel bad? 280 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,125 - ...three... - Sound off like you've got a pair! 281 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,168 Dad, I don't gotta put up with... 282 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,773 You've got to at least try and pace yourself. 283 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,605 Otherwise, sure as shooting, you're gonna burn out. 284 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,998 Come. 285 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,009 I heard the sad sigh, I see your shoulders are slumped, 286 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,501 and I'm aware that you have some problem 287 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,166 you want to talk to me about. 288 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,544 You probably think it'll be cathartic to get it off your chest, 289 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,686 but believe me, it won't be. 290 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,533 What you've got to do, for me, is the healthy thing. 291 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:27,970 Keep all of your feelings bottled up inside where they so belong. 292 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,803 My dad flaked on me again. 293 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,954 I'm sorry. You're not on drugs, are you? 294 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,484 What? No. 295 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,617 Are you in jail? Have you been beaten? Are you malnourished? 296 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,146 I skipped lunch, but I've been snacking. 297 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,376 You are, in fact, a perfectly healthy 26-year-old doctor 298 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,789 who keeps crying about how horrible his father was. 299 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,971 Well, he did some considerable emotional damage, so... 300 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,652 Every one of our parents does considerable emotional damage, 301 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,725 and from what I've heard, 302 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,093 it just might be the best part of being a parent. 303 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,591 If some guy ever does put a ring on your finger, 304 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:06,611 and you're lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I'm sure you'll understand. 305 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:10,255 But for now, trust me when I tell you that I wouldn't care 306 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,644 if today was the first time you ever even met your daddy. 307 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,864 Because in reality, 308 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,802 well, he could've done a much, much worse job. 309 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,516 OK. 310 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,774 All right, look, at the presentation, 311 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,721 could I do the ending? I really love the end of our paper. 312 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,201 Do you think that I'm cut out to be a doctor? 313 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,460 OK, fine. You can do the ending. 314 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,202 I just want to say, ''Thanks, folks. We've been great.'' 315 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,831 I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do? 316 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,977 Elliot, I don't know. 317 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,107 You can tell me. I can take it. 318 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,588 No, I'm saying ''I don't know'' because I really don't know. 319 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:52,020 What the hell is going on here? 320 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,154 Why have all women gone crazy? 321 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,075 I'm not crazy. Am I? 322 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,285 No. Shh. 323 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,009 It's OK, Elliot. You're normal. You're normal. 324 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,133 - Turk? - He's not here. 325 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,775 Turk. 326 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,400 I do like that Cuban restaurant. 327 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,112 I think the important thing is that we got through this together. 328 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,388 I'm freaked out because your mom and I have lots in common. 329 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,038 - So? - I don't know. 330 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,541 I got this crazy idea that you only fell for me 331 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,567 because I'm just like your mom. 332 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,132 Baby... 333 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,115 That's exactly why I fell for you. 334 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,000 OK. I'll probably have a friend pick up my stuff. 335 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,673 Wait. Sit down. 336 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,944 What's wrong with wanting someone 337 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,756 because they're smart, independent and always looking out for you? 338 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,611 OK? 339 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:55,311 Yeah. But if we ever get married, we'll have to talk about this in therapy. 340 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,632 Relax. I don't do this with my mama. 341 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,897 I hope not. 342 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,682 - Oh, yeah, Mama. - Oh, that's just wrong. 343 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,857 Oh, Mama. 344 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,152 Part of me thought Cox was wrong. 345 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,393 I had every reason to be angry with my father. 346 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,885 So, how's it going down there? 347 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,956 If it's OK with you, we just won't talk right now. 348 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,804 Got a needle. Need to focus. 349 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,196 Then I stopped thinking of my dad as a father 350 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,687 and started thinking of him as a man. 351 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,920 And I realised some things that deep down I probably always knew. 352 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:36,011 Like, maybe he wasn't crashing on my couch to spend more quality time with me 353 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,858 but because he couldn't afford a hotel room. 354 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,051 And maybe he wasn't going to see his buddy Jake to catch up, 355 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,865 but because Jake was someone he might be able to sell something to, 356 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,337 and he really needs a sale. 357 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,324 Maybe the truth is he's just a middle-aged, lonely guy 358 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,884 struggling to get by, and it sure would be nice 359 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,383 if someone gave him a break once in a while. 360 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,804 Hey, Dad. 361 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,022 Hey, there he is. 362 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,355 I thought you had to work all day. 363 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,735 I did, but I got someone to cover for me. 364 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,637 I wanted to make sure I caught you and let you know 365 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,509 how cool it was to see you. 366 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,062 - Really? - Yeah. 367 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,249 Wow, I... 368 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,817 Well, listen, I'm, you know, 369 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,164 I have to travel a lot lately, so... 370 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,059 ...l'm sure I'll be back in this region again soon. 371 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:28,100 So I could swing back out and see you. 372 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,792 - That'd be great. - Great. 373 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,375 - Great. - Great. I'd be happy to see you. 374 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,888 Yeah, we could do that. 375 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,705 You've been taking advantage of the farting policy. 376 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,980 Hey. Pull my finger. 377 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,154 - I'm not gonna pull your finger. - See what happens. 378 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,995 I pooed a little. 379 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,939 Dr Kelso. 380 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,999 Well, if it isn't Daddy's little girl. 381 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,164 I wanted to tell you what happened to me. 382 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,492 I'm going to keep eating my soup, 383 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,590 but you rest assured I'm holding my breath on the inside. 384 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,274 First, I came out to my mother. 385 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,510 Well, then, 386 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:07,522 it appears the boys in radiology owe me quite a bit of money. 387 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,364 But this afternoon... 388 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,243 ...a patient puked on me. 389 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,004 And I smiled. 390 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,993 Do you know why I was smiling? 391 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,954 Because I really like what I do. 392 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,711 You were right. I got into this for the wrong reasons. 393 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,869 But now that I'm here, I can't imagine being anywhere else. 394 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,641 I still don't like your father. 395 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,870 Oh, me neither, sir. 396 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:33,196 Oh. They were all out. 397 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,892 Placement of the stent in haemodynamic results of PTA are inadequate. 398 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,971 Or primary stent placement at the initial time of PTA... 399 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,573 Maybe the mistake we make is thinking our parents will change. 400 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,564 And maybe they did a betterjob than we give them credit for. 401 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,241 Maybe there, amid all the crap they dumped on us, 402 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,000 are some things worth keeping. 403 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,712 Like a passion for something you never knew you had. 404 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,816 ...recent trial of 283 patients... 405 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,187 Or the ability to surround yourself with people who love you. 406 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:06,323 ...subsequent stent placement only increases... In conclusion, 407 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,970 the difference between the strategies 408 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:13,285 is not significant at either short-term or long-term follow-up. 409 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,219 Thank you very much, folks, we've been great. 410 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,534 And ''Z'' is for the Zs that you'll be getting 411 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,882 cos you now know heart murmurs from A to Z. 412 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,624 Thank you. 413 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:44,331 - What are you doing here? - I just figured I'd come, check it out. 414 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,966 You know, see how you're doing. 415 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,119 And for the record, that was atrocious. 416 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,769 I mean, downright abysmal. 417 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,748 I know, but did you see A through K? 418 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,750 I did a cool thing with A through K. 419 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,799 I showed up at Y, as in ''Why, dear God? Why?'' 420 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,344 You know, this has got to be 421 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,025 the most piss-poor, sorry excuse for a hospital 422 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,338 that I have ever set foot in. 423 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:10,509 Well, Dad, in that case, feel free not to stop by every day you're in town. 424 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,726 Goodbye, Son. 425 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,219 I'll see you tomorrow. 426 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,834 Yeah. 427 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,656 Parents, huh? 428 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,336 Tell me about it. 429 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,800 Yeah. What's that, a shot at my dad? 430 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,825 That's stepping over the line, pal. 431 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,226 I missed this. 432 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,016 Yeah. 433 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 < French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com 434 00:21:46,305 --> 00:22:46,860 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP