1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,597 You ever notice how a tumour looks just like cheese? 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,833 Is that good cocktail conversation? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,727 This patient today thought he had blood in his stool. 4 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,804 Turned out to be pimento. 5 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:18,170 What? I worked on a homeless guy who vomited up a mitten. 6 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,987 That won't stop me from wearing mine when it's cold. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,180 What's wrong with you? We have a good bottle of wine, we all look nice. 8 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,673 Can we talk about something other than work? Please? 9 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,887 Name an actress. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,830 JD can tell you which movie she appeared in naked. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,151 I'm gonna go put on my pyjamas. 12 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,558 Can't believe I shaved my legs for this. 13 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,023 Drew Barrymore, Meg Ryan, Jennifer Connelly. 14 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,563 Boys on the Side, The Doors, and as for Ms Connelly, 15 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,904 topless in Inventing the Abbotts, bottomless in Requiem For a Dream, 16 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,361 and in The Hot Spot, you gotta love her, 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,110 frontal and tush-tush. 18 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,420 - Oh, my God! - You the man. 19 00:00:56,639 --> 00:01:00,188 That's the thing about best friends. They just get each other. 20 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:04,314 You usually get uncomfortable hugging a guy right about now. 21 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,236 Bring it, baby. 22 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,914 This isn't gonna end well. I used to wrestle in college. 23 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,963 Oh! You broke the hug! 24 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,227 So you working on a house or what? 25 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,685 Yeah, I scored this big restoration job. 26 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,108 So who's the fan club? 27 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,920 Neat hug. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,154 Newbie, no one likes a looky-loo. 29 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,167 Not now, not ever. 30 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,727 What's that, your lucky board or something? 31 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,074 That? Oh, that's a nail gun accident. 32 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,931 Oh, my God, that's disgusting. 33 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,531 I dosed him with morphine, and the nail went straight through, 34 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,164 so it's not that big a d... 35 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:43,698 Dear God, she's getting woozy. Quickly, show her the bloody side. 36 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,609 - Look. Touch the nail. - Yeah! 37 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,447 Wanna touch it? Touch the nail. Touch my nail! Touch it! 38 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,412 - Lick the tip of my... - Good night! 39 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:56,207 - Let's get you to a hand surgeon. - What about tough guy? 40 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,519 Somebody'll get her. 41 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,583 - Bye-bye. - Please don't. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 43 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,654 I can't get over it. Who faints? No one's fainted since the '40s. 44 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,801 You're a doctor. You shouldn't have to look at that stuff. 45 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,293 I was surprised. I don't like surprises. 46 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,070 Oh, my goodness! 47 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:31,067 Pictures capture moments in time. 48 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,892 When they're posed, they're not real. I hate that whole, like... thing. 49 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,593 That's why at a party, you see me in the bushes with my camera. 50 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,387 - You're a little weird, aren't you? - A little bit. 51 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,255 Ben, look what the cat tried to drag in before it was skinned and eaten. 52 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,569 Meow. 53 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,099 Still with the annoying camera? 54 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,766 She just skip the part where people say hello to each other? 55 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,966 Hello, Benji. You look very pale. 56 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,373 I miss the sweet talk. 57 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,752 Maybe it's been too long. Maybe my feelings were hurt a little. 58 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,886 ''Feelings.'' That's a good one. 59 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,131 You're a big girl. When you got divorced, 60 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:12,147 you put people in the awkward position of choosing between you and Perry. 61 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,118 You're my brother! 62 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:18,350 Well, admittedly, that made it harder. Ooh, good one! 63 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,334 ''Me so cranky!'' 64 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:26,475 Patient's name is Mo Weinberg. Cancer is confined to the right testicle. 65 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:29,342 Dr Turk will be assisting with the removal. 66 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,659 Sorry, Mo. Looks like you're about to lose Larry or Curly. 67 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,364 Starting the incision. 68 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,859 Wait, wait. Stop, stop. I'm guessing Mr Weinberg is Jewish. 69 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,609 - Yeah, so? - Why isn't he circumcised? 70 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,937 A recent medical study found 71 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,979 that a mistake is made on 20 percent of all patients. 72 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,257 Most of these are clerical and harmless, 73 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,555 but it still adds up to a lot of near misses. 74 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,928 Dr Wen asks if there could be a mix-up, 75 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:59,899 because our appendicitis patient, that dude doesn't have an appendix. 76 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,828 Oh, wait right here. 77 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,173 Wow. 78 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:08,206 I know. You know, we almost did... Whoa! 79 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,724 What's goin' on here? 80 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:15,187 No, Mom, I don't care what my third grade teacher is up to. 81 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,268 And scene. How are you? 82 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,862 I haven't seen you since your breakdown. 83 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,011 Oh, which one? 84 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,175 Oh. So... 85 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,309 What's new? 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,596 Last time I saw you I was really stressed. 87 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,685 The weight of the world on my shoulders. 88 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,851 - So guess what I did. - Quit your job? 89 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,704 Flushed my fish down the toilet. No more feedings, no more bowl cleaning, 90 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,417 no more being judged for having a second glass of wine. 91 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,086 Don't even get me started on judgmental fish. 92 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,644 But that sent me on this whole shame spiral, so I decided to travel. 93 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,912 I got hit on in Venice. I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. 94 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,198 For about ten minutes. It's very steep. 95 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,496 Then I went to Florida to swim with Dolphins. 96 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,551 - Oh. - And I don't mean the fish. 97 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,278 There was an NFL thing going on at the hotel. 98 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,622 - You. - I almost forgot! I'm engaged! 99 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:11,205 There used to be a ring, but my fiancé did some soul-searching 100 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:15,031 and we decided that it needed to be a little more fancy. 101 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,741 Oh, you have no idea how happy this makes me. 102 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,615 The only reason you're vomiting and exhausted is... 103 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,414 Well, you're pregnant. 104 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,606 N... I'm what now? 105 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,901 Yeah, pregnant! Your fiancé's gonna be so happy! 106 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,874 My fiancé and I decided not to have sex until we were married. 107 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,876 So he's not gonna be so happy. 108 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,752 More curious, really, than happy. 109 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,838 You'll want to rewrap the gauze when it gets soiled. 110 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,245 Rewrap a dirty bandage. It's phenomenal 111 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,463 how you doctors keep all this in your head. 112 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,788 We don't. It says it right there on the box. 113 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:52,283 Look, right there. Hey, don't be mean to him. You're mad at me. 114 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:56,592 You shouldn't do contracting. You're clumsy. That's why these things happen. 115 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,845 They don't. 116 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,542 How many times have you hurt yourself with that nail gun? 117 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,487 - Once. What? - Oh, come on. 118 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,122 That's a new nail gun. If it'd been any other, 119 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,473 the estimate would be slightly higher. 120 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,615 It's not funny. 121 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,378 You're pretty when you're mad. 122 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:15,292 I guess sibling rivalry never goes away, no matter how old you get. 123 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,136 What is this? That doesn't hurt. 124 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,850 - Doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt. - Oh, really? 125 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,527 OK, that kind of smarts a little bit. 126 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:36,234 - Jordan, I'll call later. All right? - OK. Fine. Forget it. Forget it. 127 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,000 You big jerk. 128 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,708 You happen to remember when she used to be fun? 129 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,253 - No. - Me neither. 130 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,630 Me neither. 131 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,736 When spoken to, newbie. When spoken to. 132 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,825 I thought we were clear on that one. 133 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,795 We haven't grabbed a beer in weeks. What's that about? 134 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,386 He's never asked me to grab a beer, but I don't care. 135 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,103 Would you like to come? 136 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,570 Oh, God, yes. 137 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,224 To buddies! 138 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,495 What do you think you're doing? 139 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,745 You can't drink. You're our driver. That's why we brought you. 140 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,526 That's just not right. 141 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,146 Well, I'm gonna drink this for both of us. 142 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,119 Can't stop thinking about Mr Weinberg's testicles. 143 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,027 Dude. 144 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,829 I mean, I almost removed one of them, Todd. 145 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,857 - Which one? - Like it matters. 146 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,222 Oh, it matters. 147 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,718 - Bye, Todd. - OK! 148 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,899 Dr Turk, I heard about your mishap earlier today, 149 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,471 but here's the skinny. 150 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,169 If that patient finds out what happened because you can't rein in your yapper, 151 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,645 then heads will roll, and I promise, 152 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,268 yours and Ted's will be the first to go! 153 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,020 What did I do? 154 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:48,324 Consider my lips sewn shut, sir. Which, in this hospital, could happen. 155 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,151 Young man! 156 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:54,421 At Sacred Heart, we do not make mistakes. 157 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:58,312 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 158 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,711 I wouldn't have slept with someone else 159 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,808 if I didn't love you so much. 160 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,292 No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Hang up the phone! 161 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:10,316 Hold on one second. Hold on! Hi! 162 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,326 Your last name is Tracy! Of course you know that, 163 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,254 but there's a woman in 308 whose first name is Tracy. 164 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:20,447 I started thinking about your urine and how you stay well-hydrated, 165 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,177 which is why your pee is lighter than most people's, 166 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,812 and the sample with your name on was bright yellow, 167 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,520 and the other Tracy is not much of a water drinker, 168 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,231 which is why I think her skin looks so pasty. 169 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,702 Get to the point. 170 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,555 You're not pregnant! The lab tech just switched the samples. 171 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,095 You're killin' me. 172 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,706 Hey, sweetie, you know I was joking about all that stuff, right? 173 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,416 Kim Basinger. 174 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,718 Please. Nine 1/2 Weeks. 175 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,575 Winona Ryder. 176 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,014 Never naked, but just a hint of nipple 177 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,076 in How to Make an American Quilt. 178 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,473 Good. At last, a worthy foe. 179 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,618 Oh, chalk boy? 180 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,939 ''Chalk boy.'' 181 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:06,084 If you could chalk it without pleasuring it, that'd be terrific. 182 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,526 What? 183 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,904 You're going for that gruff doctor routine, 184 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,085 but you just come off sounding like a cartoon pirate. 185 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:19,264 ''Gladys. Chalk it! Don't pleasure it!'' 186 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,712 ''Here's what we're gonna do.'' 187 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,294 Are ya done? 188 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,315 Yeah, I'm done. 189 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,393 Yeah, I think you are too. 190 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,398 Come on. Let him have a little fun. 191 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,048 All right, Clara. 192 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,756 You can order yourself a Cosmopolitan. 193 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,939 We'll just grab a cab home. 194 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:40,349 Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk. 195 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,578 That's just great. 196 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,298 Hey, Ben, what... 197 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,292 Why is this hand still bleeding? 198 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,340 I don't know. 199 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,737 It's weird. I cut myself shaving last week 200 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,724 and it wouldn't stop bleeding. 201 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,443 One thing that sucks about being a doctor 202 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,710 is that you never miss a red flag. 203 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:03,087 Can I have you over here for two seconds? 204 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,748 What the hell are you doing? 205 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,933 - Humour me. It's probably mono. - The kissing disease? 206 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,105 - Yeah. - Score. 207 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,712 Your only job today is to get his test results back, you understand? 208 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,903 Hey, guys! 209 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,429 See, now that's real. 210 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,327 She wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot mislabelled her sample. 211 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,368 I was a heartbeat away from giving an appendix patient a crotch lobotomy. 212 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,777 If I do my best and I lose a patient. I can live with that. 213 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,917 But if a clerical error is the reason a guy's walking around 214 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:37,649 with ''only the lonely,'' damn, that don't sit well with the big dog. 215 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,511 I'm with you, big dog. 216 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,594 I was paged because Ben's blood work was finally ready. 217 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,040 Unfortunately, the chart wasn't in the out box. 218 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,902 I'd knock, but the haematopathologist is the meanest, 219 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,302 intern-hating-est monster in this hospital. 220 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,396 Don't be a chicken. If you need something, go in and get it. 221 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,823 Excuse me, sir... 222 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,537 I'll come back later. 223 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:09,742 The haematopathologist was the last person I wanted to deal with. 224 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,040 Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time? 225 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:18,284 I don't jump out and scare you. I follow you around all day. 226 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,870 I only got an hour-and-a-half worth of work. 227 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,411 The rest of the time, I track you, like an animal. 228 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,272 You're kidding, right? 229 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:29,872 I don't know. Am I? 230 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,508 What? How did that get there? 231 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,834 - Come on, good news. - Hey, Bambi. 232 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,029 Are you OK? 233 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,357 Leukaemia. 234 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,166 No. 235 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,659 When you deliver horrible news to someone, 236 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,039 the walk to their door can seem an eternity. 237 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,569 Thank you, nice nurse. 238 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,767 - Ben, why? - Cos it's my thing. 239 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,329 You're just jealous cos you don't have a thing. 240 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,959 I had a thing. I used to like to hike. 241 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,026 But Jordan somehow got that in the divorce too. 242 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:22,151 She got your hobby? That's vindictive. 243 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:26,687 Look, Ben, I know I am prone to making the occasional casual reference 244 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:32,234 to your sister being a... Well, a wire-haired man-goblin. 245 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:36,093 But I hope that has no effect on your relationship. 246 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,490 It's very sweet of you to think that you're that important. 247 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,390 - Draw on three. - Oh, yeah. 248 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,908 One, two, three, draw. 249 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,222 You are in serious trouble. 250 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,792 What? What? 251 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,654 Hey, new friend. 252 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,089 Oh, Janice, are those the test results we've been waiting for? 253 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,274 Wait a sec, first Turk's patient, then Elliot's. 254 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,717 This is a mistake. I just, I feel it in my gut. I'm sure of it. 255 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,620 Hello, Janice? 256 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,459 No, this is some... You know, that lab is backed up again, 257 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,783 and so I'm gonna... It's a little while. 258 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,755 - All right. Terrific to see you. Bye. - Go. 259 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,632 I know who screwed this up. 260 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,548 It's that same lazy-ass nurse that mixed up my files. 261 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,988 - There she is. I'm gonna go get her. - I can fight my own battles. 262 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,130 You're gonna write an angry note? She doesn't deserve it. 263 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,020 - I lost my thesaurus. - You go get her then. 264 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,175 Hello... Nancy. 265 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,868 Hi, how... Could you check, there's a very important file I... 266 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,745 You know what? This actually means, ''in a minute.'' 267 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,615 Tag me in. I am oiled-up and ready to go. 268 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,539 She said a minute, so I'm sure that in a minute... 269 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,014 Now it's two. You're in. 270 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,390 Thank you. My friend needs you to check on the Ben Sullivan file, 271 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,619 and you're gonna do it right now. Why? 272 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,624 Because you are not gonna drop the ball like you did on my patient. 273 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:59,790 - You said, ''Drop the ball.'' - I know, totally by accident. 274 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,004 - Chop-chop, Nancy. - Rápido. 275 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,528 Hey there, buddy! 276 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:11,556 - How is my best friend doing? - You and I hardly know each other. 277 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,729 These aren't my words. 278 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:19,011 Hello, Dr Dorian. Let's take a ride. 279 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,268 So, word has it you've been doing a little fishing in these here parts, 280 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,249 trying to catch yourself a prize-winning mistake. 281 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,643 No, sir, I just... 282 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,423 I was sure your little buddy in Surgery 283 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,772 would've shared with you my most important rule here at Sacred Heart. 284 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,430 Tell him my most important rule, Ted. 285 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,540 Too much ''ha-ha,'' pretty soon ''boo-hoo.'' 286 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,356 My other rule. 287 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:48,024 If you don't look for a mistake, you can't find one. 288 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,977 That's right, Teddy bear. 289 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,254 Now, stop looking for trouble 290 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:59,073 just because you like this patient, and face the facts. 291 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,712 Remove him, Ted. 292 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,445 That ''ha-ha'' rule is true. 293 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,445 I'm just asking you to check and see if you could've made a mistake. 294 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,217 In seven years, I've never made a mistake. 295 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,087 You mixed up my patients' urine samples yesterday! 296 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,284 I make lots of mistakes. But I have to go to the bathroom now. 297 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,336 - After that, I'm going to lunch. - Franklyn... 298 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,572 - Can you help me out here? - What do you want me to do, cry? 299 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,361 - Can you do that? - Sure. 300 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,868 Give me a second to think of something sad. 301 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,622 - Quickly. - OK, that's not helping. 302 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,041 I shouldn't have put you in this position. 303 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,461 Oh, there we go. Another man in my life, trying to protect me. 304 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,205 Stay with it, Elliot. 305 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,591 Everyone thinks I can't take criticism 306 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,611 because mom and dad give nothing but. 307 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,250 - Good, this is good. - Look where it's gotten me. 308 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,000 You know, I'm 26, single and all I do is work. 309 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:59,364 You know, I may as well just give up the idea of being in a healthy and... 310 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,743 ...happy relationship and just go ahead and... 311 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,715 And... And... 312 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,596 Become your mother? 313 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,148 Yeah. 314 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,508 Check Mr Sullivan's tests again. 315 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,594 OK. 316 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,365 How cool was that? 317 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,480 Why so sad, Bambi? 318 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,528 Because so far no one's screwed up. 319 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:30,051 The clerk didn't make a mistake, or the lab technician. 320 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,875 Maybe I'm just an idiot. I don't know. 321 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,351 Let me ask you something. 322 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,577 You're kind of a boob guy, right? 323 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,658 Excuse me? 324 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,579 I can tell. I've seen you look at mine. Not in a sleazy way, or anything. 325 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,351 This is the most uncomfortable conversation I've had. 326 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,584 - You want to touch one? - I stand corrected. 327 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,476 You're my best friend's girlfriend. 328 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:55,948 So your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer? 329 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,177 - I'm afraid so. - I'm up here, Bambi. 330 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,625 Oh, sorry. 331 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,646 With Ben, it's one of two things. 332 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,929 Either your instincts are right or your brain 333 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,382 is trying to protect you from something. 334 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,560 You have pretty good instincts. Trust them. 335 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,895 What am I supposed to do though? 336 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,792 You know there's only one more person to talk to. 337 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,949 The haematopathologist. 338 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,744 Hello? 339 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,190 - Call me Dr Bobb. - You go by your first name? 340 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,492 - Nope. First name's Fred. - Fred Bobb? 341 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,739 What can I do you for? 342 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,270 Hi, I was hoping that you could recheck Ben Sullivan's blood smear. 343 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,305 Well that depends, young man. 344 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,381 Do you think I made a mistake or do you just wish I did? 345 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:39,033 - I kind of wish you did. - Then I'll do it. 346 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,563 Sorry there, giant '70s security guard guy. 347 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,329 - Cold out here, huh? - Yes. 348 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:52,080 Yeah. You could hang a friggin' raincoat off my nipples. 349 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,394 Left one at least. The right one's just a little shy. 350 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:59,053 - Sticking with the weird thing? - It works for me. 351 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,245 Listen, you guys wouldn't be keeping me here 352 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:06,496 if there wasn't something potentially wrong with me, would you? 353 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,984 No, we wouldn't. 354 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,208 Hey, how come this guy is always following you in the pictures? 355 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,222 - Oh, my God. - Him. 356 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,308 Want to see the rest of the pictures I took today? 357 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:27,475 - Look at that one. - These are good, man. 358 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,563 Ben, good news, man. 359 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,984 Let's get a picture together. 360 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,275 - OK. - Come on. 361 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,014 It was weird how everyone came to see Ben off. 362 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,276 Everybody in. 363 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,932 He'd only been here one day and there wasn't even anything wrong with him. 364 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,347 Why take a picture like that? You said posed pictures aren't real. 365 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:22,871 Come on, JD. None of this is real. You know that. 366 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,848 - What do you mean? - Think about it. 367 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,304 Stop looking for trouble just because you like this patient, 368 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,480 and face the facts. 369 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:39,167 Either your instincts are right or your brain is trying to protect you. 370 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,757 Do you actually think I made a mistake or do you just wish I did? 371 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,144 I kind of wish you did. 372 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,638 Janice! 373 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,870 Over here, big guy. 374 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:05,527 Let's try this again. Are those the test results? 375 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,594 Yeah. 376 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,792 Ben, you have leukaemia. 377 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,380 That sucks. 378 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,512 Yeah. 379 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000 < French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com 380 00:21:51,305 --> 00:22:51,660 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP