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I can't stress enough how much
you gotta avoid the red meat.

2
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Cirrhosis is preventing your liver
from filtering out toxins,

3
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and you could become encephalopathic,
leading to a mental status change.

4
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I'm gonna start acting crazy
or something?

5
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You'll need a tinfoil hat
to hold in all your thoughts.

6
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I can still have a tiny bite
of my wife's <i>carne asada,</i> right?

7
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- Well...
- <i>The greatest thing about Carla</i>

8
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<i>is I always know I can count on her</i>
<i>to be the bad cop.</i>

9
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What part of "no meat" don't you get?

10
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- I just thought...
- Carla!

11
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So if you don't listen to Dr Dorian,
you're gonna have to answer to me.

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- OK. lx-nay on the eat-may.
- That's right.

13
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<i>We're a team.</i>

14
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- What?
- Eat-may sounds like eat me.

15
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<i>Of course, on some teams</i>
<i>there's gonna be friction.</i>

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All right, we're done here.

17
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- Bonnie, you close.
- Damn.

18
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Don't be mad. Just be the good
little bee-atch you are

19
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and wipe the sweat off my forehead.

20
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Look, don't say "bee-atch."
You can't pull it off.

21
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Interesting, being that you're
the queen mother of all...

22
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Dr Wen, my forehead's
feeling a little misty.

23
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Dr Turk, are your hands broken?

24
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No.

25
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- Here you go.
- That's nice.

26
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Bee-atch.

27
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<i>And some teams</i>
<i>never really seem to get together.</i>

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- I'm so glad I caught you...
- And there it is again.

29
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That ringing in my ears.

30
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It's kind of an...
but more piercing.

31
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It's more of an...

32
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She's trying to ask you a question.

33
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Now, you, you're more
of a low-pitched...

34
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It's more masculine,
which, quite frankly, is surprising,

35
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considering the source, but make
no mistake, oh, just equally annoying.

36
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Luckily, though,
I know how to make the pain go away.

37
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- Much better.
- Can you believe that?

38
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Every time we talk to him,
he goes off on a random tangent...

39
00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,629
- ...you know?
- Clearly, we're on the same page.

40
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We're residents.
We should be treated like colleagues,

41
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and I can't even get him to notice me.

42
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Oh, God.

43
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

44
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OK.

45
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Maybe if you wore your hair up...

46
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

47
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What's up?

48
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<i>Be careful here.</i>

49
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<i>Don't give him anything.</i>

50
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Nothing. What is up with you, man?

51
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I always get this way in the fall.
Summer's gone, the days are shorter.

52
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,832
It just makes me feel so...
What's the word?

53
00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,879
- Sad?
- Yes, that's it.

54
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I'm a janitor, so I couldn't
think of the word "sad."

55
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I was going to say
"it makes me feel so mop."

56
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- Let me explain. I...
- Go ahead. I'm mopping.

57
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- Maybe I shouldn't bother.
- Maybe you mopn't.

58
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<i>I guess after a while,</i>
<i>you just stop being surprised by people.</i>

59
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Yeah, I'm going to be needing a room.

60
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Who can say no
to 49-cent cheeseburgers?

61
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Tack on the medicine, your room,
and pumping your stomach,

62
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and that 49-cent cheeseburger's
in the neighbourhood of $1,300.

63
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- See, that's how they get you.
- That's right.

64
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- Carla, your brother called.
- Cool.

65
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- You have a brother?
- That's my pet name for Turk.

66
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You know, cos he's mine,
and he's a black man, my brother.

67
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That is adorable.
Think he'd mind if I call him that too?

68
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- JD, I was kidding.
- I know.

69
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But I'm still gonna ask.

70
00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,475
So how come I know nothing
about your family?

71
00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,269
I don't know. I'm just not big
on sharing my personal life with people.

72
00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,113
But you know everything about me.

73
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You even know I have them
switch Lauren's shifts

74
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so we always end up working together.

75
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- I didn't know that.
- You do now.

76
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- Because I'm sharing with you.
- OK, I'm leaving now.

77
00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,756
- Well...
- Another Friday night?

78
00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,479
- That's three in a row!
- I know. It's so unfair.

79
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I'm mad about it.

80
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Bonnie is killing me. I cannot beat
this woman no matter what I try.

81
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- She's like a ninja, but worse.
- Nothing's worse than a ninja.

82
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They're masters
of every style of combat.

83
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Can we please talk about something
other than Bonnie?

84
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You should give Bonnie a break.

85
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It's really hard being
a woman around here.

86
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You walk through walls
and nobody notices you.

87
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Not entirely unlike a ninja.

88
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Whatever. I'm out.

89
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Catch you later, my brother.

90
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- I'll holler.
- He said "holler."

91
00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,272
Mr Tillman's results are back.
It's bad.

92
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,670
Dammit, Laverne,
why can't I ever be the one dying?

93
00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,752
- I don't know.
- It was rhetorical.

94
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Tell Mrs Tillman I'll be right out.
That would be terrific.

95
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- Mr Tillman is my patient too.
- He is?

96
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I was in the room with you
this morning, remember?

97
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No.

98
00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,391
Well, I was. Anyway, if you want,
I could talk to his wife.

99
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Because I just really enjoy
that kind of stuff.

100
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Wait a minute. Are you actually
saying you enjoy telling people

101
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their spouses are going to die?

102
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Yep. I mean,
I know that sounds a little bit weird,

103
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but I just really like being there
for people.

104
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It's kind of why I became a doctor
in the first place.

105
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Well, it's nice to know
where the magic began.

106
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There you go.

107
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So, how are my girls today?
Fantastic. Listen...

108
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If you're here to do one of your
"How are my girls today,

109
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now let me tell you some things
you don't want to hear" routines,

110
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I'm in a mood, so it's probably
in your best interest

111
00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,471
to make up some lame excuse and leave.

112
00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,473
Young lady,
I will not be spoken to like that.

113
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Luckily for you, I have to go see
Miss Fitzstrafoler.

114
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- Attaboy.
- Rough day, huh?

115
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Well, maybe it would help
to share with someone.

116
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OK, you want in?
You want me to open up?

117
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- I think I can handle it.
- Fine.

118
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I don't like the way I look,
I don't like the way I think,

119
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or the way I feel
about how I look and think.

120
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I have too much hair,
my boobs are too low,

121
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my butt is too big,
and I am too short.

122
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Plus, I woke up and cried because
I thought I was getting wrinkles,

123
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but it turns out I just fell asleep
on Turk's corduroy pants.

124
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There. Now you think
I'm the craziest woman here.

125
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Dr Cox let me tell a woman
that her husband's dying.

126
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No, I don't.

127
00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,229
Huh. So I'm doing
a nissen gastric fundoplication,

128
00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,836
and you're doing
yet another appendectomy.

129
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- How fun for you.
- You call that smack talk?

130
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You should ask how it feels
to be so far below you

131
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I wouldn't be able to read
"Suck it, Turk"

132
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if you wrote it
on the bottom of your shoe.

133
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OK. How does that feel?

134
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- Damn.
- Doctors.

135
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Something I've taken
great pride in over the years

136
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is Sacred Heart's involvement

137
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in the esteemed "Doctors
Without Borders" programme.

138
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Now, every year I single out
the most qualified surgical resident

139
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to accompany me
to Mexico for a weekend.

140
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- Anyway, I've made my decision.
- Thank you, sir.

141
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You haven't lived
until you've tasted El Todd's guac.

142
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Dr Turk, pack your bag.

143
00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,872
- Shove it, Turk!
- I'm gonna shove it,

144
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,679
and love it,
and dance around above it.

145
00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,194
<i>Hey, shove it, and love it</i>

146
00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,157
<i>And dance around above it</i>
Come on.

147
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,869
You see,
that's what's really bothering me.

148
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,713
What? Turk and Bonnie?
They hate each other.

149
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,837
Then why's he doing his
"You're getting a piece of this" dance?

150
00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,559
He's not. That's his
"ln your face" dance.

151
00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,949
Or it's his
"There's a sale on lotion" dance.

152
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,917
I don't know.
He's got so many dances.

153
00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,197
Please, they might as well
be naked. Slut.

154
00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,592
Carla. Trust me, there's no way
that he's cheating on you.

155
00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:40,593
Yeah, you're probably right.

156
00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,830
Wait, that's it?
You were just freaking out.

157
00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,229
Hey, you wanted in.

158
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,399
<i>Crazy.</i>

159
00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,432
- Barbie.
- Yessie?

160
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:54,798
- How'd it go with Mrs Tillman?
- It was awesome.

161
00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,791
It's not possessed.

162
00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,189
- It's for sitting.
- Excuse me?

163
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,919
For God's sake, you must park it.

164
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:13,319
Of course,
what we generally do now is eat. Eat.

165
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,751
I can't. I'm too nervous.

166
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,509
Christopher.

167
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,353
Sorry, sir. I just can't believe
Kelso chose me.

168
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,078
Yeah, me neither.

169
00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,913
- I told him to take Bonnie.
- So, then, why'd he pick me?

170
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,073
Among all the surgery residents, what's
the difference between you, Bonnie,

171
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,594
Todd, Steve, Erik, and Vijay?

172
00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,035
- First of all, she's a...
- There it is.

173
00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,712
- Wait. Because she...
- Yep.

174
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,155
- She?
- Exactly.

175
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,791
It's because she's a woman. Damn!

176
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,197
Fork. Me can't eat soup!

177
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,469
Look, I don't think you're stupid, OK?

178
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,596
Your job requires a lot of know-how.

179
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,990
It's not like you're ladling out
sloppy joes or something.

180
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,197
You know, my uncle
was a "joer." Yeah.

181
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,551
Troy, let me fill you in on this guy.

182
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,232
JD.

183
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,276
Oh, thank God.

184
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,999
<i>A lot happens in the cafeteria.</i>

185
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,833
<i>Whether you've accidentally</i>
<i>just stolen your lunch,</i>

186
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,992
<i>or you've finally gotten</i>
<i>someone to notice you.</i>

187
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,390
<i>Or you've connected with a friend</i>
<i>on a level you didn't know you could.</i>

188
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,029
<i>The cafeteria is just a happy place.</i>

189
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,269
What's wrong with him?

190
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,352
I'm only going to Mexico
cos Bonnie's not a guy.

191
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,793
I'm sorry, baby.

192
00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,474
I can't believe you think
I got a thing for her.

193
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,152
<i>Oh, no.</i>

194
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,276
Who told you that?

195
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,238
JD told you that?

196
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,231
When did you guys learn sign language?

197
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:08,069
Night classes?
Wait, when did I learn sign language?

198
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,358
JD said you're a big old can of crazy.

199
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,479
A little can. A very tiny, small can.

200
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,632
No, you said "big can".

201
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,068
Mr Hogan, I've come up
with a little mantra for you.

202
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,720
- Hit me.
- "lf meat is your treat,

203
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,678
your oesophageal varices
will bleed into your intestines,

204
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,796
leading to a horrible, horrible death."

205
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,348
- Catchy.
- Say it over and over again.

206
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,591
Horrible, horrible death.

207
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,272
<i>OK, you can fix this.</i>

208
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,396
Carla, look,
I messed up and I'm so sorry.

209
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,472
Bambi, we're good, OK? We're pals.

210
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,549
Oh, thank you.

211
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,029
You think it's funny
to switch people's shifts?

212
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,838
Bye, pal.

213
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,434
I missed my baby's first steps.

214
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,672
I'm so sorry.
Does this mean you're married?

215
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,672
- Can I bother you for a second?
- Based on history, I'd say yes.

216
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,478
I know Dr Wen recommended Bonnie.

217
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,269
I chose you over that nice young lady
because we're going to be moving around.

218
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,316
I can't be pulling over
every two minutes

219
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,039
for pee-pee stops and nylons
that come in plastic eggs.

220
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,714
Dr Kelso, don't you think
that's a little sexist?

221
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,233
I don't know, sport.

222
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,118
Is it sexist
to hold the door for a woman?

223
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,715
Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses
and unload a few uggos?

224
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,395
The rules have changed so much,
I just can't keep up.

225
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,597
Tell you what, let's stop jiggling
each other's marbles.

226
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,672
You decide who should go.
That way, when you choose yourself,

227
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,309
I won't have to deal
with all this horrible guilt.

228
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,877
- Dr Cox!
- Jeez, Edith.

229
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,598
Hi.

230
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,358
This chair won't pull out.

231
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,830
Maybe that's because
my ankles are wrapped around it.

232
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Look, I actually need some "me time."

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- Yeah.
- OK.

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I just wanted to say if you had
any other bad-news situations,

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I would gladly handle them for you.

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- Really?
- Gladly.

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Well, welcome aboard.

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Why would you get turkey
when there's egg salad?

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00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,990
Dude, there's no egg salad today.

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You missed a spot.

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- So we're even, right?
- Even?

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I told a nurse you switched her shift.

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00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,157
You babbled all my crazy to the person

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I plan on spending
the rest of my life with.

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I could spend the rest of my
life with Lauren, or her tushie.

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I just want to wash it. Is that weird?

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00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,515
- You think this is funny?
- Come on.

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00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,876
I told you how hard it is for me
to let my guard down.

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And that quick you burn me.

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- Never again.
- Well, don't walk away.

251
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,671
Carla, come on.

252
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,037
Bonnie, I found out that Dr Wen
actually recommended you

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for that trip to Mexico.

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I'm sure you know how hard it is
for me to admit that to you,

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so I was hoping that we can use this
as an opportunity

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to repair our relationship.

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What do you say?

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Oh, my God. OK, fine.
Look, you go to Mexico, OK?

259
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And by the way, <i>dolor en el asno</i>
means "pain in the ass."

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I thought it would help you
when you introduce yourself.

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I don't want your charity.

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You go, and every second
you're down there,

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I want you to think
about how I kick your ass

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up and down these halls all day long.

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Now, where was I?

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Oh, yeah.

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There you go, prom queen.

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There is some really tragic stuff
in there,

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so, you know, go nuts.

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All of these are your patients?

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00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,788
No. But when word got out
about your little offer,

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a bunch of other docs wanted in.

273
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,354
Oh, great. More for me.

274
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I'm afraid you have hepatitis.

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Meningitis.

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Esophogeo-gastro-duodeno-colitis.

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Yes, it's like being blind in one eye...

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except you'll be blind in both.

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I'm really sorry.

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There's nothing more
that we can do.

281
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,669
Hello! We can hear you! Hello!

282
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,320
- Why won't it stop ringing?
- Hello!

283
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,278
- For the love of God, hello!
- All right, look.

284
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,318
OK, I never meant to insinuate
you guys were stupid, all right?

285
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,868
Everyone knows
you're a hundred times smarter

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than the jackasses
that run this place.

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00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,835
- Is that so, sport?
- No, sir. It's not so.

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Would you just go ahead
and answer it already? Hello?

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00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,836
Hello?

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00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,110
Hey, take that, smart guy.

291
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,839
Troy, that's not how we do it.

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00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,356
- Mr Hogan, what the hell?
- What would you do

293
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,432
if your five-year-old begged you
to have a bite of his dinner?

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00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,556
- You had two dozen ribs.
- I know.

295
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,279
- I don't even have a kid.
- That's it. I've had enough.

296
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,715
- This is ridiculous.
- Will you lay off Mr Hogan?

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00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,189
So he made a mistake.
People make mistakes.

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It wouldn't hurt you to cut 'em
some slack once in a while.

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- Thanks, man.
- This isn't about you.

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00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,638
Don't eat meat. Carla.

301
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,553
Every time you screwed up with me,
I've let you off the hook.

302
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,598
When have I ever screwed up with you?

303
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,955
OK, never, but we both know
that if you ever did,

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00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,758
I would give you a break.

305
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,116
Now, let's see how you like it
when I walk away from you.

306
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,710
Actually, I need to go this way.

307
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,237
Right the first time.

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- Awesome.
- You're gonna love this one.

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00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,794
25-year-old woman, dancer, actually.
Well, not anymore.

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00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,553
We had to take both of her legs.
Bilateral gangrene.

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00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,949
And seeing as her husband
recently passed away,

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00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,076
and her insurance at the dancers' union

313
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,754
probably is not going to cover it,
you should tell her

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00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,638
she won't be able to stay
here with us for her rehab.

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What room is she in?

316
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,514
There is no room.
In fact, in the history of medicine,

317
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,876
there's never actually been
a patient that depressing.

318
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,712
I made her up!
Come on, now, Barbie.

319
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,598
Keep going down this road,
you're gonna go up to the roof

320
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and jump the hell off.

321
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,191
Mind you, it's only five stories high,

322
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,317
so you'll just wind up back down here,
where I will treat you.

323
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,391
Then I'll be forced
to jump off the roof,

324
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,358
which, as I was suggesting to you,
is only five stories high.

325
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,115
And are you starting to see
a pattern forming here?

326
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,714
I just wanted to be colleagues.

327
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,997
Barbie, as long as you stay
and work at this hospital,

328
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,071
I'm always gonna be your superior.

329
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,991
That's just the way it goes.

330
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,072
Don't get me wrong,
you can keep trying to connect with me.

331
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,311
I mean, hell,
you're so damn entertaining,

332
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,470
you just might make some headway.

333
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,835
But still, you might be better served,

334
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,754
and this is a crazy notion,
if you could stop worrying so much

335
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,594
about who does
and doesn't notice you.

336
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,750
Even for a second.

337
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,229
That'd be good.

338
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,276
That'd be real good.

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00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,272
<i>I think every day</i>
<i>is made up of tiny little tests.</i>

340
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,831
<i>Some are tests of character.</i>

341
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,275
<i>Some are tests of fortitude.</i>

342
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,271
<i>Others are tests of friendship.</i>

343
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,992
- I spoke to my brother today.
- Really?

344
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,309
He's having some problems.

345
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,198
<i>And if you're lucky,</i>
<i>when it really matters,</i>

346
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,511
<i>you'll pass with flying colours.</i>

347
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,951
<i>Hola,</i> K-Dog.

348
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,996
Yeah! Full bar!

349
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,875
Take us to Mexico!

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