1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,079 As a doctor, you spend about a third of your nights 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,435 sleeping at the hospital, but in truth, 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,715 not a lot of sleeping takes place. 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,633 - Dr Reid. - I'm not sucking my thumb. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,314 Mr Rodriguez is coding. 6 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,437 - You look pretty. - Thank you. 7 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,389 You learn to appreciate the little things, 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,277 like waking up in your own bed. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,113 Of course, if there's someone there with you... 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,034 - Sorry I woke you. - I'll live. 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,076 ...that's just gravy. 12 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,993 Yep, there's nothing like mornings at home. 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,868 - Hey, there, sunshine. - Morning. 14 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,791 I forgot Carla is staying with us 15 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,474 while her building is being fumigated. 16 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,917 Hey, don't use Rowdy to cover up your giblets. Apologize. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,753 Tell me why we have no milk or orange juice, 18 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,751 but, like, 40 fruit cups in here? 19 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,354 The average resident owes over $ 100,000 20 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,352 in med school loans and makes about as much as a waiter. 21 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,795 So you have to do things to make ends meet. 22 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,235 Like you can cover someone's shift. 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,712 Or you can steal stuff from the hospital. 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,997 Or you can moonlight at an urgent care centre. 25 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,313 Or you can steal stuff. 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,158 Or your dad can pay for everything. 27 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,071 Or... Well, you know. 28 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,549 - Is it clear? - Come on, come on. 29 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,358 Go! Go! Run! 30 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,631 - Hold up. - Why? 31 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,156 There's been several thefts. We're doing bag checks. 32 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,196 What about that guy taking scrubs? 33 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,679 Hey, Tom. 34 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,876 He doesn't have a bag. 35 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,190 Go ahead, narc. I'm clean. 36 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,759 Yeah? 37 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,549 Of course, if he was checking my trunk... 38 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,672 - Pudding. Score! - Come on! Let's go, let's go! 39 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,234 Get me a butterscotch, buddy. 40 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,639 Come on! 41 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,474 I did that cardioversion, I extubated Mrs Bays, 42 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,755 and I finished all the transfer summaries 43 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,798 - on the nursing-home patients. - Well, what can I say? 44 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,236 You did exceptional work today, Newbie, and I'm proud of you. 45 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,356 Did he just wink at me? 46 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,399 - Is there a problem? - I'm just so happy. 47 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,152 - No, no problem, sir. - Attaboy. 48 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,549 And, Laverne, 49 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:58,872 what is that delightfully naught-ay scent you're wearing? 50 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,633 It's called Twelve-Hour Shift. 51 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,440 - Yeah, it is. - Why the hell is he so cheery? 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,795 Because I did exceptional work today. 53 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,836 Hey, babe. 54 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,674 I ordered the fight on pay-per-view, got a six-pack of beer. 55 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,548 - We are leaving this second. - Hop on, Blondie. Come here. 56 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,200 Oh, Perry gonna get some loving 57 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,272 Perry gonna get some loving Oh, Perry gonna get some... 58 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,638 Is there one bathroom in this damn place 59 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,950 that has toilet paper, or do I have to start 60 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,474 carrying around a basket of leaves? 61 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,033 This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. 62 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,398 That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. 63 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,869 Sir, the pills go in your mouth. 64 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,669 We're going to be short a doctor tomorrow, 65 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,832 so if you've got a friend that wants an extra 300 bucks... 66 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,072 And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks. Cash money. 67 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,516 Sweet! Dude, you are like the best friend ever. 68 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,398 Hell, yeah. 69 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,111 My mother lives with me all year. 70 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,589 My Aunt has to take care of her for one week 71 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,511 and she won't stop bitching. 72 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,512 My dad's coming in to town for a conference tomorrow. 73 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,751 - You don't seem stressed out. - I haven't pooed in six days. 74 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:23,037 Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet. 75 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,509 You really pick odd things to brag about. 76 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,989 I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch, 77 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,832 I probably could. 78 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,151 Hey, guys. Gyno Girls, twelve o'clock. 79 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,075 Obstetrics and Gynaecology is a specialty 80 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,071 that's usually dominated by women. 81 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,593 Dr Reid, I'm Dr Gerson. We were just wondering 82 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,114 if you have any thoughts about your specialty, 83 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,794 because we really think you're OB/GYN material. 84 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,872 Being a Gyno Girl is a lot like being in a sorority. 85 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:03,989 JD, I can't go with Dr Gerson because I have to help you, right? 86 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,277 Give me a second. I'm figuring something out for a patient. 87 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,673 I'm glad we all finally experimented with each other, 88 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,558 but I'll never do it again. 89 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,596 Dammit. 90 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,277 - Julie! - Hey, Rob! Good to see you. 91 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,555 Hey, Dan! 92 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,030 God, I just hate that every doctor you ever gave a drug sample to 93 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,714 sniffs around you like a little puppy dog. 94 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,509 I never gave those guys anything. I slept with them. 95 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,472 Great. 96 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,113 Those Gyno Girls are putting the pressure on. 97 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,192 We must have looked at a hundred women's bajingos today. 98 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,669 Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. 99 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,513 I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo, you know? 100 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,989 Is that because it looks so much like a vagina? 101 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,514 Carla, there's people! You know, forget it. 102 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,875 I'm gonna tell them I'm not interested. 103 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,951 I think you should. 104 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,198 - Sir, why are you laughing? - Who knows? 105 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,034 It could be the funny face I made with my peas. 106 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,476 But, gun to my head, I'd say I'm laughing 107 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,472 at the notion that you could stand up to anyone. 108 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,348 There we go. 109 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,715 Moonlighting sucks, but Turk and I make do. 110 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,997 Now, will a lollipop put a smile on your face? 111 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,868 How about if Dr Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn? 112 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,155 How about if Dr Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn 113 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,674 as Neil Diamond? 114 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,830 - OK. - Hit it. 115 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,153 Hold this for me. 116 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,475 Dr Dorian, we could use you again tomorrow 117 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,155 if you'd like to make another $300. 118 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,879 300? 119 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,317 Luckily for Turk, revenge is a dish best served cold. 120 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,391 Not unlike this tapioca pudding. 121 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,517 We're zeroing in on the guy that's been stealing stuff. 122 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,558 Oh. Well, that's good. 123 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:24,031 Yep. In fact, right now I'm dusting for fingerprints. 124 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,112 - Really? - Nah, I'm just dusting. 125 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,672 I finished those discharge dictations you wanted, 126 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,797 and I was able to get Mrs Jeskie on the transplant list. 127 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,633 And here comes the wink. 128 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,712 OK, maybe I'll start it off. 129 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,909 My God, Sabrina, you had better tell me you had laser eye surgery 130 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,390 and they accidentally severed the muscle that holds that lid up, 131 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,357 because you did not just wink at me. 132 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,113 I didn't mean anything by it. I wink at everybody. 133 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,078 Hey, Dr Kelso. 134 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,515 Save it for the bathhouses, sport. 135 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,874 Oh, boy. 136 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,518 Don't be angry at Bambi. 137 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,239 I'm not. My girlfriend serviced most of the staff. 138 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,470 I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. 139 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,630 What about the women you've slept with? 140 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,188 Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, 141 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,475 the radiology nurse, your ex-wife... 142 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,154 - Would you get off my ex-wife? - I will if you will. 143 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,276 Dammit. Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you. 144 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,996 So, Dad, how are things at home? 145 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,834 Good, good. Your mom re-did the bedroom again. 146 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,229 I'm going to keep mine the way it is. 147 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,074 You don't want to be a couple that does everything together. 148 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,873 Sorry. 149 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,951 - Hello? - I just wanted you to know, 150 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,712 I faced up to those Gyno Girls 151 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,155 with a very strong and clear "no, thank you." 152 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,437 Yes, I heard about your note. 153 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,556 The point is that I'm out. 154 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,198 That was your mom. She said to say something. 155 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,669 So, did Dr Gerson ever contact you? 156 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,273 You told her to talk to me? 157 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,193 She went to med school with a colleague at my hospital. 158 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,555 Come on, I want to go see the department. 159 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,158 Paging Dr Backbone to the Bajingo Ward. 160 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,950 You wanna grab a couple of beers tonight? 161 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,349 Can't. I'm moonlighting at urgent care. 162 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,476 That's funny. The lady didn't call me. 163 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,949 Because I found out you stole $100 from me, 164 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,110 - and I Marcia Brady'd your ass. - What? 165 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,395 When Marcia worked at the ice-cream shop, 166 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,914 and she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better 167 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,399 so they fired Marcia. 168 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,153 Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three. 169 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,310 Don't ever question me on The Bunch. 170 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,789 There's no way they liked you better than me. 171 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,190 Then maybe it's because I told her that you smoke the ganja. 172 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:54,068 What? That's not even true. You're a jackass. 173 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,754 Where you going? Munchies? 174 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,793 - Stay tuned for Survivor. - I so don't think so. 175 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,711 Hey, I was watching that. 176 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,394 I know, but it's my place, so it's house rules. 177 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,199 Look, I feel like I owe you an apology here. 178 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,032 Really? For what? 179 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,395 Just for being so jealous and pissy lately. 180 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,710 I guess I just kinda got hung up on the fact 181 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,950 that you were with, you know, Dr Jasper, 182 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,157 and Dr Michaels, 183 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,435 and Dr Stone... Was it his ear hair? 184 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,318 Is that what was so compelling about him? Never mind. 185 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,755 The point is that this relationship here 186 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,434 is about the present, and it's about the future, 187 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,875 and I won't let anything from our past 188 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,552 ever get in our way again. 189 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,835 - Deal? - Deal. 190 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,878 Keys still work. 191 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,271 Excellent. 192 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,555 Jordan, please tell me you ate a raccoon 193 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,791 and it's making its way through your digestive system. 194 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,711 Don't worry. It's not your baby. 195 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,712 Though not for lack of trying. See, we have sex a lot. 196 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,758 - Who are you? - Who do you think I am? 197 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,229 Well, you have keys to the apartment, 198 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,551 so I'm gonna say the maid. 199 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,437 Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan. 200 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,670 Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie. 201 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,398 OK, that was a treat, wasn't it? 202 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,391 Would you like me to call you a cab, 203 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,597 or have the flying monkeys bring the broom around? 204 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,274 Oh, no. He called you his girlfriend. 205 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,193 If I were you, I'd gather your tiny panties up, 206 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,793 because I think you're done. 207 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,713 I'm already bored by you. I will be in the bedroom. 208 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,677 Come join me when Tubby leaves. 209 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,072 Who did that to you? 210 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,355 I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece, 211 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,635 chock full of available, wealthy men... 212 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,951 - So it was the bellboy? - Or busboy, or pool-boy. 213 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,792 Something "boy." I don't know. 214 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,269 Anyway, when I first found out, I panicked. 215 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,069 Then I thought, I've been drifting through life all these years. 216 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,709 I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me. 217 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,916 Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid. 218 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,037 Cut out the middle man and have a therapist deliver him. 219 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,554 Honestly, Jordan, why are you telling me this? 220 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,997 Because I've also decided that I want you back. 221 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,274 Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay. 222 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,750 They're arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper? 223 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,957 No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. 224 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,634 Did you steal pudding and toilet paper? 225 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,757 What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. 226 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,637 I have one of those French things 227 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,473 that shoots water up your butt. 228 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,233 - Bidet? - Bidet to you, sir. 229 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,632 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 230 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,029 I thought I was going to see you last night. 231 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,917 I frickin' caught an EMT shift, 232 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,309 and I was riding in an ambulance all night. 233 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,675 That's cool. Did they let you run the siren? 234 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,876 I'm not talking to you. And yes. 235 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,838 - Quit being such a baby. - Bab... You stole my job. 236 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,595 - You stole my money. - That was a finder's fee. 237 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,398 Oh, yeah? Well, find this! 238 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,233 You should grab your crotch when you say that. 239 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,639 Wouldn't that hurt? 240 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,438 So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh? 241 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,080 It's a hellhole. 242 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:27,234 Dad, why...are you so set on me being an OB/GYN? 243 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,709 Look, honey, your highest income potential 244 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,793 as a female physician is in obstetrics. 245 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,474 But don't you think that maybe it's time 246 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,358 that you left those sort of things up to me? 247 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,510 Well, since I paid for your college, 248 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,318 your medical school, your car, 249 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,073 and now your apartment and your living expenses, 250 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,832 I'd have to say "no." 251 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,953 Good God. Someone vomited on my hotdog. 252 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,508 It's chilli, Dad, OK? And you know what? 253 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,672 I appreciate everything you've given me, but it's my life. 254 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,309 Now stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal. 255 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,433 Oh, my God. That's disgusting. 256 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,110 Jordan, I don't know what to tell you. 257 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,997 Are you ever coming in, Perry? 258 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,038 You can join us, but I doubt you'll fit on the bed. 259 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,317 OK, have one last fling, but I'll be back, and until then, 260 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,311 everywhere you look, you'll see me. 261 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,789 Everywhere anybody looks, they'll see you. 262 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,950 - Oh, it is so on. - Bring it. 263 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,190 Oh, God... 264 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,909 Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. 265 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,871 So now you're ignoring me? 266 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,554 Because of you I gotta ride around in an ambulance 267 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,596 and you know I get carsick. 268 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,956 Come on, Turk. Turk. 269 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,873 Hey, idiot. Ha. I said "idiot" and you looked. 270 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,474 Hey, help me carry this computer to my van. 271 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,949 You can't just take a computer. 272 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,315 Help me or we check the trunk of your car. 273 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,311 Stay low. 274 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,992 Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. 275 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,911 I've been there. 276 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,471 Hey, Jordan, are you... Are you crying? 277 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,030 No. I don't know. 278 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,076 I'm just completely hormonal. 279 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,913 I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny 280 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,719 to clinically depressed six times a day. 281 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,598 Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work. 282 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,639 Hey, lady, I'm proud of what you're doing here. 283 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,996 - Really? - Yeah, really. 284 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,957 Thanks. 285 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,473 Last chance. Do you want me or not? 286 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,598 Oh, Jordan, I'm so sorry, but... 287 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,311 Forget it. I was kidding. I was kidding, really. 288 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,119 - Help me up. - Help you up? Help me up. 289 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,316 You'll need two hands. 290 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,595 You think you could help me out? 291 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,636 Carla, why won't Turk let this go? 292 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,154 Marie, she's only with you for one week. 293 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,993 - Carla... - Hold on a second. 294 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,799 Bambi, I've got ten messages from my mother, 295 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,474 my Aunt Marie keeps calling me about my mother, 296 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,949 I gotta run home and put out canned cat food 297 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,429 because the dry stuff doesn't cut it anymore, 298 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,431 plus Turk and I can't be together 299 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,114 cos I'm working doubles and he's moonlighting 300 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,237 so we can send my mother to a decent retirement community. 301 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,312 - So what, Bambi, what? - We'll talk later. 302 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,995 Carla said something that made me realize what I had to do. 303 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,992 That's it for me. I'm gonna get my stuff and leave. 304 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,395 - What are you doing in here? - She said "we." 305 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,118 - What? - Carla, she said "we." 306 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,634 "We" need to scrape some money together. 307 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,280 And it wasn't just like a "we're dating" we. 308 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,557 It was a "we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together" we. 309 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,359 I don't know, man. That just seems big to me. 310 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,749 Yeah, I know. 311 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,469 Can I run the siren? 312 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,994 Yeah, all right. Make it quick. 313 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,114 So you finally stood up to your father? 314 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,519 Yep. 315 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,716 And he cut you off, no money, no nothing? 316 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,268 - Pretty much. - Jerk. 317 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,591 Wow, this is a big place. 318 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,831 Do you know where I could find some boxes? 319 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,077 So, is your ex-wife like, "all women are crazy" crazy, 320 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,233 or more like "that assistant who tasered David Spade" crazy? 321 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,151 You've got to try and understand, 322 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,629 she's going through a rough time right now, 323 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,711 and she's used to leaning on me, 324 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,678 which in her current condition is actually causing me 325 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,752 more physical pain than it is emotional. 326 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,877 But, still, it sure was silly of her 327 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,236 to try to make me choose between the two of you. 328 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,993 I guess it was a pretty easy decision, huh? 329 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,591 Well, when I really had a chance to think about it, 330 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,275 it turns out it was the easiest decision I ever made. 331 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,033 I was always going to wind up with you. 332 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,112 So the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh? 333 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,795 I never had a chance. 334 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,110 You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you? 335 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,397 Yeah, they're both for me. 336 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,357 Cheers. 337 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,716 You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding, 338 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,631 but with every cup I love it more. 339 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,994 Me, too. 340 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,316 So, you gonna marry her? 341 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,073 Yeah, I think so. 342 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,429 - I'm sorry I ripped you off. - Ah, forget it. 343 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,351 You can keep the hundred bucks. 344 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,352 I was gonna, man. 345 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,874 I was gonna. 346 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,679 I usually don't like thinking about the future. 347 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,152 Let's face it, you can't predict what's gonna happen. 348 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,269 But sometimes the thing you didn't expect 349 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,920 is what you really wanted after all. 350 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,798 Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out 351 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,394 where you're going and enjoy where you're at. 352 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,789 All right, now, who wants a refill? 353 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,919 - I can't afford this place. - Elliot, I'm $130,000 in debt. 354 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,878 You're gonna be all right. 355 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,354 Come on, let's dance, stud.