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Hey, how you doing?

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I know we put on
a hell of a show, but, dude,

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put some shades on or somethin'.

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Don't make a big deal out of this.

5
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When was the last time
you got laid?

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OK, just subtly take
the spotlight off yourself.

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Once on a red-eye flight,
Turk groped a transsexual.

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Baby, it was dark, and he/she
had a body that was rockin'.

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Mission accomplished.

10
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We're talking about you now, studly.

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OK, so I'm in a bit of a dry spell.

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I have no idea
what to do with myself.

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Why not give Rowdy a bath?
He smells ripe.

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Please. I'm a young, single
player with a heart of gold.

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I should be able
to stir something up.

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How do you get so dirty?

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Rowdy.

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I'm not the only one in a rut.

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- My life is a mess.
- At least you're pretty.

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- Pretty don't pay the rent.
- It does for my sister.

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Your sister's a prostitute?

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She's a model. Come on, we talked
about thinking before we speak.

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I was just frazzled.

24
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I stopped taking my dad's money,
I can't pay the bills,

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I'm getting kicked out,
and thanks to this hospital,

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I haven't had time
to look for a new place.

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Sometimes the hospital
seems like a hungry monster

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that feeds on our personal lives.

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It affects all of us.

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- Morning, Dr Cox.
- Denise. I know it's morning.

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If it was last night I'd still
be with my pregnant ex-wife

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trying to get her to calm down
because, believe it or not,

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I managed to forget
to bring home the curly fries.

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Do you see where I'm going here?
Yes, no, maybe so?

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Talk to her.

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The man's got troubles.

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You're one of the cutest doctors
I've ever met.

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Give me a kiss.

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Well, put it in your pocket
and save it for later.

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The monster kills everyhing
that's beautiful. Everyhing.

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Except Lisa, the gift-shop girl.

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Boys, remember now,
when we get upstairs

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it's the trauma ward,
not the drama ward,

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so smiles, everyone, smiles.

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Whatever. Dry spell,
prepare to be moistened.

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Hey, Lisa, how you doing?

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JD, I can't give you free gum.

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I was thinking,
you're probably one of those girls

49
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that's so pretty that no one
has the courage to ask you out.

50
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No, I get asked out
all the time.

51
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OK, momentary setback.
Regroup. Regroup!

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Hey, go out with me.

53
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It's the right thing to do.

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Sure. Why not?

55
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Very funny,
you dumb choir punks.

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Santa's a drunk.

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Where were we?

58
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So what did you have in mind?

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I could think
of a couple of things.

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- How does he get so dirty?
- Who the hell cares?

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- I'll see you tonight.
- OK. Bye.

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- Nice to meet you, Turk.
- A pleasure meeting you, Lisa.

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Yeah, Gift-Shop Girl.

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- Player
- Hold me down

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- Know what I'm saying?
- Hey, look at me.

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Turn Gift-Shop Girl
into Gift-Shop Woman.

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I swear on all the gifts in her shop,
I will make you proud.

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That's my dog. That's my dog!

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Come to Papa.

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The coil didn't complete
its revolution.

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My candy's just hanging there
instead of dropping.

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OK, whatever.
Look, if you're hungry, man,

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- I can loan you a buck.
- A buck?

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What a kind offer
from the charitable Dr Money Bags.

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You can either be a jerk as usual,

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or you can accept
this gracious offer

78
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and get some caramel
draped in nougat.

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Your choice, jumpsuit.

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Jordan, I have to tell you,
despite how crazy hormonal you are,

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there is something about a pregnant
woman that's almost spiritual.

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- Really?
- Honestly, you...

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You have never looked
so beautiful.

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- It's the giant boobs.
- Have you seen them lately?

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Yes. Relax.

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I've seen bigger.

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No, not you. Although, kudos.

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Mm-hmm.

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- You know what I hate?
- So many things.

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That's true. I stay at your house
every night and then in the morning

91
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I've gotta drive back
to my apartment to get ready

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and then back here
to go to board meetings.

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Then just leave your boobs
and some other stuff at my place.

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- Really?
- Yeah, if it saves you the hassle.

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- Bring it on.
- Well, great. See you tonight.

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It appears
Mrs Watson has developed

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a post-op infection
at her thyroidectomy site.

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Newbie, when a patient
has an infection,

99
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I make it a general policy
not to actually push on it.

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Start Ancef,
one gram Q eight hours and...

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Oh, my God, did I just ask
my ex-wife to move in with me?

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What? You don't own that.

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Turk, come help me wrap presents.

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Baby, do you realize
how long it's been

105
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since we've had an afternoon off,
just the two of us?

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Yeah.

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I should give you
a sensual massage,

108
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rub your feet a little,
and maybe, if you're interested,

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sex you up and whatnot.

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- Come here.
- I'll get the TV.

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No, you know what? Leave it on.

112
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I know how much you like
The Jeffersons.

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Baby, you're a gift from God.

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Here come Daddy!

115
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I'm gonna rock your world!

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Turk, the show's starting.

117
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Ha! I put those flyers up
and nobody wants me to live with them.

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Come on, I'm sure
you'll find a roommate

119
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who's a "clean,
non-smoking vegetarian

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that rinses the shower
thoroughly after each usage."

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If you don't, it gets mildewy.

122
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You should move in
with my friend, Anal McLooney.

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I had to move out
of my apartment this morning.

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My stuff is outside in a truck.

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Why not crash with us
until you find a place?

126
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I'm so tired of everyone always
thinking I need to be rescued.

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- OK, JD?
- Fine.

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Can anyone tell me
the bacterial aetiology

129
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of toxic shock syndrome?

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I beg your pardon.

131
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So many doctors standing around,
I assumed it was rounds.

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You were looking at the wall,
so that means it's an art exhibit.

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When does the gay gentleman come round
with the tray of champagne?

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Sir, my father cut me off...

135
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Dr Reid, this is not
bring-your-problems-to-work day.

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This is just work day.

137
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But, sir, only one person
took a phone number so far.

138
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Someone's getting a late-night,
drunk call from the Todd.

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- Lucky girl.
- Yeah.

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All right, Mrs Carlson,
the surgeon

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that's coming to do
your lymph node dissection

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is a handsome young man,
so don't forget about me.

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- I'm serious, you naughty girl.
- Sure, Jordan.

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You could take over
the master bathroom.

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But do me a favour
and leave my sleeping pills out

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in case when I get home
I wanna take 300 of 'em? OK, bye.

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I can't stop obsessing about this date.
What do you think I should do?

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You should go ahead
and thank your lucky stars

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you finally found a gal
who's into same-sex relationships.

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- You know, Perry...
- Perry?

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I'm trying it out.
I find with the ladies,

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if you're clear with your
intentions right off the bat,

153
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they just fall into place.

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- AQ?
- What?

155
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It's a new expression.
It means "any questions?"

156
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Don't think I'm impressed
because you managed to score

157
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a sympathy date with whatever
homely looking chick

158
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is managing
the gift shop nowadays.

159
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JD, you ready to go?

160
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Oh, yeah, the word
you're looking for is "wow."

161
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and the words I'm looking for
are "in your face."

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Yeah, I'm ready. Let's get going.

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PO. Peace out.

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Jordan, if you're feeling like crap,

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then I'll come straight home...
Of course, with the food.

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No, I don't necessarily know
if there is anything bigger

167
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than a Super Size,
but I'll ask the guy...

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- Get two Super Sizes.
- Oh, my God.

169
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Oh, hell, yeah.

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- Did I fall asleep?
- Yes.

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Was that before or after
I rocked your world?

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He's a good man. He's a good man.
He's a good man.

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You know I get nervous
when you start chanting.

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Turk, what happened
to all my stuff?

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The massage, the bath, the feet?
I let you watch The Jeffersons.

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Baby, I was just
exhausted from work.

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When you were an intern,
you were exhausted from work,

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but you always made
time for romance.

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That's cos I was still trying
to get into your delicates.

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Oh, my God.

181
00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,032
Dr Reid?
What are you doing in here?

182
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Hi, Dr Kelso. I was just...
I was on call.

183
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Well, I have
the call sheet right here

184
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and your name
doesn't seem to be on it.

185
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But what do I know?

186
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I'm just a kindly old man
who doesn't know the difference

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between a doctor on call

188
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and one who maybe
just needs a warm bed for the night.

189
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I've just been
so swamped with work

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I couldn't even make time
to find a new place.

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I understand.
Life is hard and all that.

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But if you want
a bed in my hospital,

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you better have a damn rent check
or a massive coronary

194
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in the next five seconds.

195
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And believe me, missy,
either one's fine with me.

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- Thank you, sir.
- No problem.

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I had a really
good time tonight.

198
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:05,114
I was nervous when you spent
five minutes talking through a napkin.

199
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,351
That wasn't me. That was Nappy,
the ice-breaking puppet.

200
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,635
That little guy earned
his money tonight.

201
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,678
- So you think you're in, huh?
- Come on, I am so in.

202
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,638
- You can't be sure.
- I feel pretty good about it.

203
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,234
- You want me.
- I don't.

204
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,788
Yeah, I'm a doctor.
All the symptoms are there.

205
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,472
You do.

206
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,471
Just kiss me.

207
00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,998
Whoa. You know,
I thought I had to sneeze,

208
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,036
but it was a false alarm.

209
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,350
- Let's do this.
- OK.

210
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,595
You know what it is?
It's like a tickling.

211
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,353
I got this, like, weird...
It's a flutter.

212
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,795
Nappy? Stop fooling around and...

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Give me a kiss.

214
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,997
I guess you never know
how the monster's gonna attack.

215
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,470
Sometimes it makes you so tired
of taking care of people at work,

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00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,711
you can't bear the thought
of taking care of someone at home.

217
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,032
All right, we need to talk about this.

218
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,792
Sometimes it pulls you away
at the absolute worst time.

219
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,757
Babe, I'm sorry.

220
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,357
Sometimes it even takes
the roof over your head.

221
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,749
And sometimes
the monster takes something

222
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,991
you never thought
you could lose.

223
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,396
Like your mojo.

224
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,711
Is that a roll of quarters
or are you just having a good time?

225
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:39,430
Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
It's laundry day.

226
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,431
See ya.

227
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,109
So, Little JD
isn't rising to the occasion.

228
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,873
It's not a big deal.
Nobody knows about this but me.

229
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,633
- Newbie, what's up?
- Everything's up.

230
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,438
Rise and shine, sport.

231
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,351
What, did someone
send out a flyer?

232
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,032
Hey, JD. How's your penis?

233
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,509
Calm down.
He says that to everyone.

234
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,556
Hey, Goldman. How's your penis?

235
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,030
You're freaking out.
Just keep your head down and move.

236
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,474
I get it.
I haven't paid you back,

237
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,790
- so you won't even look at me.
- No.

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00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,316
It's been one day,
you greedy little bastard.

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00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,391
See what you did?

240
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,472
Dr Reid,
your truck is double-parked.

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Luckily, I had a friend
I could talk to about anything.

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T urk, do you ever have any trouble
getting your manhood going?

243
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- Hells, no.
- Yeah! Me, neither, dog.

244
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,471
Apparently I'm the only one
here with women problems.

245
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Listen, Perry, shockingly, I'm not
looking to make the permanent move

246
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to your bachelor cave
over at Swingers T owers.

247
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You made a kind gesture
and I made the mistake

248
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of thinking you could follow
through with it. Do you get it?

249
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You don't get it, do you?

250
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We've been together
for a year and a half.

251
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The romance can't be gone yet.
Does this make any sense to you?

252
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Cos it doesn't to me.
One minute we're clicking,

253
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,837
and the next you're running
for your life. What's going on?

254
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,434
I know we seem insensitive,
but in the crunch,

255
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most guys are smart enough
to say the right thing.

256
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,033
Baby, you have got to chill.

257
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,829
I'm sorry.
Crazy person says what?

258
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,717
- What?
- Thatta girl.

259
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,634
Sometimes the worst thing
a guy can say is nothing at all.

260
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,632
You know what? Forget it.

261
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Dr Reid.

262
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I have no reading material
for my daily, post-lunch...

263
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well, let's just call it
"reading session."

264
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I need your research proposal

265
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or a Vanity Fair,
if you have one.

266
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If I could just get
a little more time on that...

267
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I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm fresh
out of special treatment today.

268
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I used it all trying not to stare
at that albino doctor down in radiology.

269
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Don't let him get to you. Just keep
saying positive things to yourself.

270
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It's too much.
I'm just one person.

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Thatta girl.

272
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Sometimes I get
so jealous of Turk.

273
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,429
We're residents now
and we're so swamped,

274
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and he just
never seems to show it.

275
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I guess you pick up the slack
when he doesn't have the energy.

276
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Yeah, you would think so.

277
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- Aren't you gonna get that?
- Nah, it's just Todd.

278
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He's called four times to ask
if I want to move into his pants.

279
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,599
You never expect a cliché
to be an actual conversation starter.

280
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- Women, huh?
- T ell me about it.

281
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It's like they're from another planet.

282
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OK, I'm going to engage
you two in a conversation.

283
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You will speak of it to no one.

284
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- Agreed?
- OK.

285
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,671
It has gotten to the point
where I'm going back in my head

286
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over all my old relationships.

287
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I'm not going to sit here

288
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and count up all the women
I've ever slept with.

289
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- Twelve.
- Nine.

290
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Eighteen. But none of them
really understood me.

291
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,397
I consider myself a romantic guy
who's stressed out.

292
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,358
I thought the person
who'd understand would be Carla.

293
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,113
The weird thing
is that I'm trying this time.

294
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,509
I just wonder
if I'm what she really wants.

295
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,593
I wonder if I'll ever be able
to make it work out with anyone.

296
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,955
My peep's on the fritz.

297
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,156
Dude!

298
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- Poor Newbie.
- No.

299
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,391
I'm talking about you guys.
You guys are like my peeps,

300
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,550
you're my dogs,
and you're on the fritz,

301
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,393
so that's where I get "peeps",
"fritz" came from.

302
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,074
God love you, Newbie.

303
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,436
Thank you for giving me
some perspective.

304
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,071
There's your stupid dollar.

305
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,755
And by the way, your new nickname
is Pee Pee La Fritz.

306
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,751
Enjoy.

307
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,236
- Hey.
- Is this where you're sleeping tonight?

308
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:19,155
Yeah. So? It's cosy.
Hospital adjacent.

309
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,356
Elliot, come on, this is crazy.

310
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,557
You're living out of a van,
like a hobo or...

311
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- Jewel.
- Her poetry changed my life.

312
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,998
I know you wanna show you can
stand on your own two feet,

313
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,913
but you don't have
to prove anything to me.

314
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,036
Come on, come stay
with me and Turk.

315
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,478
What'd you page me
to the roof for?

316
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,473
Well, I was thinking
that you work so hard,

317
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,677
and that if I want
surprise and romance

318
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,912
that maybe it's my turn
to be the one who brings it.

319
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,551
So I brought us
a couple of salads.

320
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,837
- That's great.
- A box of 36 hot wings.

321
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,956
Now, that's what I'm talking 'bout.

322
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,758
And some blue-cheese dressing.

323
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,435
I love this woman!

324
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,317
I guess, in the end,

325
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,356
the monster's always
gonna be there.

326
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,435
The trick is to not let it beat you.

327
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,396
Curly fries?

328
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,392
And sometimes that means
letting a friend help you out.

329
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,029
- Thanks again, JD.
- Don't sweat it.

330
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,510
- Well, have a good night.
- You too.

331
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,830
As for me, I just have
to hope that my problem

332
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,070
will eventually work itself out.

333
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,189
Merry Christmas.

334
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,350
This is exactly what I wanted.

335
00:19:28,305 --> 00:20:28,840
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