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Since she lost her apartment,
I let Elliot crash on my floor.
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How did this happen?
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JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and
everything I own is outside in a truck.
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My life's a mess. Plus, you were
going through a lot, too.
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My peep was on the fritz.
Much better now, thank you for asking.
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We were vulnerable
and we made a mistake.
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Four times. And a half,
if you count that last thing.
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By the way, that third time, wow!
Where did you learn that?
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- What are you watching, buddy?
- Animal Planet.
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Why does that monkey keep
biting the other one on the ass?
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I don't know,
but she seems to love it.
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The Congo. But, look, Elliot,
I think... I think you're right.
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Last night was great,
but we can't keep doing this.
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- Dr Reid.
- Dr Dorian.
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Mistake or not, one cool thing about sex
is it always puts you in a good mood.
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Hell, I think it even cheers up
the people around you.
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Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs Creeden
with the Wonder Twins.
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Dear Lord, what in Thy most holy name
have I done to offend Thee so?
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My brother and I would pretend
we were the Wonder Twins.
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He would become "form of a dragon"
and I had to be something made of water,
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so I'd say "shape of an ice dragon."
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He would say I was copying him and
he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt,
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but it was still so awesome.
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That's funny, I don't recall asking for
a really, really, really, really,
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really boring story.
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My God, Barbie,
don't you understand no one cares?
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- I care.
- Correction. No one important cares.
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Mrs Creeden is in post-op, so let's
start by CAT-scanning her abdomen.
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And gosh, all kidding aside, I'd like to
see us work together on this one.
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Come on, now.
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Hands in.
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Please.
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Congratulations again.
He is beautiful.
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I was wondering about circumcision.
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You're a little old, but my roommate
is a surgeon, he owes me a favour...
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Talking about their son, Bambi.
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Well, now, see,
that we're set up for.
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We wanted to know
how you felt about it, Carla.
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Me?
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Carla loves her patients. But she also
loves how much they love her.
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To be honest, I'm not a big fan.
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I've always wonder what the kid
would say if it were up to him.
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You want to do what, now?
I just got this thing.
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There are no medical advantages
to circumcision.
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- I told you.
- Not medical, personal.
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That's just great.
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What a day.
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I am as stressed out
and vulnerable as I was last night.
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- Me too.
- What to do?
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- What to do? What to do?
- I don't feel like doing anything.
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Come on, we could rent a movie.
Got a fresh pack of Uno cards.
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You know what we could do?
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We could have sex again.
I'm throwing it out there.
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- Bite me.
- Oh, come on, I'm sorry.
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I was kidding. It's a joke.
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No, I mean it. Like you did last night.
Come bite me.
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Stay calm.
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I'm so relaxed.
I totally forgot about being a doctor.
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You're a doctor?
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The problem is we know
that we don't work as a couple.
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- We're a train wreck.
- So we can't keep doing this.
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- Hello and whoa.
- JD, it's just sex.
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We're adults. I don't think we have to
apologise for enjoying what we're doing.
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That's when she said the words
every man is dying to hear.
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We could just be sex buddies.
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If you want.
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My wife won't listen to reason.
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Mr Marrick, even if your son isn't
circumcised, he'll still look like you.
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Of course, he'll have to put on
a couple of hundred pounds.
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I kid. You're a dashing man.
Have you modelled?
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- What's all that about?
- I can't tell you.
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It's, you know,
doctor-patient confidentiality.
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Oh, right. Tell me.
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No, no, I'm not kidding. I can't.
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Can't. Or won't.
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- Can't.
- Won't!
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- Are they still going at it?
- No, Kelso calmed them down.
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- I think we're OK.
- We're not OK.
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What're you talking about?
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You were gonna get that CAT scan
on Mrs Creeden's abdomen.
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I have been crazy busy
on the phone with bill collectors,
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who, by the way,
are obsessed with money.
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I spent an hour in my truck
looking for clean bras.
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All I've got
is this date-night push-up one.
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I don't like working with these
under my chin all day.
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I am walking
someplace right now,
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and for the life of me
I can't remember where.
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- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
- Thanks. Bathroom!
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Does this name-tag say
"Chief of Medicine"?
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- Yes, sir.
- Funny.
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That couple thought it said "I'm Bob.
Ask me about your baby's Johnson."
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Dammit, In my hospital we do not
go out on a limb with our opinions.
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So if a patient has questions
in your hospital, you just ignore them?
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Look, stay away from definite answers.
Leave yourself some wiggle room.
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Say things like "We'll do what we can"
or "We'll get back to you on that"
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- Or "Hell, I don't know."
- Couldn't think of a third one?
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That was the third one.
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Assface.
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Hey, chum. What do you say?
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I wanted to tell you not to worry about
getting that CAT scan on Mrs Creeden.
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I'll just rip her stitches open, jam
my head in and have a look for myself.
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When I tell you to do something,
you better get it done!
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It sucks being yelled at, especially
when it's someone else's fault.
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That was big of you to cover for Elliot.
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I had a good mind
to spank her yesterday.
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She screw up
with your patients, too?
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- No.
- Elliot seems so frazzled.
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She keeps making
one mistake after another.
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I mean, I wish I could help her out.
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I have no idea how that woman
handles the stress.
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I feel so much better.
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- See ya, bud.
- Later, dude.
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Mr Woodbury's son is getting married.
He's asking if he's gonna be able to go.
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He's got a nasty case of pneumonia.
Let's see.
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His leukocytosis has resolved.
His blood cultures are negative.
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Tell him we'll do the best we can.
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Can't we just tell him
that he can go?
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Where's the wiggle room in that?
There's no wiggle.
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Fine, let me just tell him with you
so I can enjoy it too.
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- Thank so you much.
- Oh, you're so very welcome.
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- It's my pleasure.
- This is great.
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OK, just give her a casual nod.
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You don't want Turk
to know what's going on.
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- You're hitting that.
- How do you do that?
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It's a gift. Remember last time
you two got together?
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Relax. We're just having fun.
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What, are you guys just sex buddies?
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Fa-shizzle.
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I don't wanna
get Dr Phil on you,
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but women have a hard time
separating sex from emotions.
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You may think you're
tapping that right now,
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but pretty soon she's gonna be
like, "JD, I need you."
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If it got that emotional,
I'd break it off.
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OK. Oh, by the way,
dude right there
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is totally hitting that dude,
he's totally hitting him.
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- You are good.
- I know.
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I'm so glad
Esteban found someone.
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What's up, Laverne?
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This Friday my church group's doing
a production of Rent if you wanna go.
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"What's up" that doesn't
make me want to shoot myself?
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How's Mr Lawrence doing?
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That's no longer any of your business.
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He's not your patient
as of two o'clock this afternoon.
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He asked for a new doctor.
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The second to switch off of
my service today. Why?
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They were so overwhelmed
by the high quality of your care
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they couldn't stand it another second?
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I won't let you
make me feel like crap today.
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Every doctor has had patients switch off
of them for no reason at all,
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and it is just some
dumb coinkydink
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it happened to me
twice on the same day.
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If you will excuse me, I have to
check on Mrs Finnegan's chest X-rays.
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No, you don't.
She switched off too.
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Around here things
can turn bad in a heartbeat.
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Mr Woodbury
is still requiring a lot of O2.
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We have to keep him here over the
weekend. Give him the skinny, will you?
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I guess when you work
in a world of uncertainty,
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it's great to have something
at home you can count on.
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Elliot, what are you doing?
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Just sitting in the dark, crying,
so, you know, the usual.
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JD, I had such a crappy day. I really
need you right now. Come here.
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She "needs"you?
Oh, my God, Turk was right.
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Stop kissing her and put an end to this
before she gets hurt.
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Is there something wrong?
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Ah, she's a tough kid.
You can tell her later.
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Nope.
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What did you do?
All right, don't panic.
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Maybe she didn't enjoy it.
Oh, come on, who're you kidding?
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I don't get it. Why are so many
patients switching off on me?
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Are my hands that cold?
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- You didn't tell anyone I'm Republican?
- No.
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This can't be happening.
I'm a doctor.
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What use is being a doctor
if nobody lets you treat them?
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What is going on with my life?
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This is not the time to talk it out.
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Get out of the situation
without making her suspicious.
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Hello?
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Hi, Mom.
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Yeah, I miss you too.
I haven't spoken to you in so long.
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Hi, Mr Turk.
No, Chris isn't here.
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No, no, sir. I didn't say "Mom."
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I said, "mon" like,
"Hey, mon, we be jamming."
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No, sir, I don't think
all black people are Jamaican.
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I love you too, Mommy.
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Sir, could you call back later?
Chris will be home.
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There's been some break-ins. I had to
change the locks on these lockers.
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You should've gotten
your new combination.
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Well, I didn't.
Do you know what it is?
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- Yeah.
- But you're not gonna tell me.
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Can't. Janitor-locker confidentiality.
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He made that up.
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Are you watching Sesame Street?
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When I was a kid, I had
my first sex dream about Mr Hooper.
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At least, I think it was a sex dream.
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- He was trying to choke me.
- Yeah, that's sweet.
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- Are you on a break?
- I have nothing else to do.
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None of my patients wanna see me.
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That's a good thing. Now you have time
to take care of your life.
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Why are you being so weird?
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00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,759
Well, of course, that could be because
he's shaving his dome so much lately
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that the hair's starting to grow inward.
It's an affliction known as the "infro."
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But if I were to guess
just exactly why
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he's been acting weird lately,
I would say it's because...
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he's the one who's been steering
your patients away from you.
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Discuss.
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Carla has to give
Mr Woodbury the bad news.
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- How bad could it be?
- Here she is.
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I wonder how he'll take it.
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Take her! Out the window!
Throw her out the window!
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Here goes.
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Mr Woodbury's doing
well enough to be discharged.
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I don't mind standing up
to Kelso on this one.
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Time to take the "GR" off my "gratitude"
and give him some attitude, JD style.
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- His office is that way.
- I have to throw up first.
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- What the hell, Turk?
- Good, Barbie.
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- Now really access the anger.
- How could you do that to me?
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00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,398
Yeah, honestly, how could you?
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I wanted to protect you,
give you a break.
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The old "I'm trying to help you" gambit.
Barbie, see through that.
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Yo kick him right now.
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00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,588
Elliot, I am sorry!
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Now's your chance. You're at work.
She won't get emotional.
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Walk in and tell her things are getting
too serious. Just butter her up first.
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Look at you, Miss "No one wants me
to be their doctor again."
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I don't see
Mr Ellis here complaining.
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- He's in a coma.
- Elliot, we should talk.
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Turk was telling my patients
to switch off of my service.
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What?
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Yeah, he said
he was trying to protect me.
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I'll go talk to him.
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That IV looks like it's infiltrating.
The nurse must have screwed up.
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I did that.
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What's with the mouthful of Chicklets,
sweetheart?
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- No special reason.
- Really?
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I thought it might be because
Dr Dorian came to see me
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with his feathers all up,
and his voice a-crackin',
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and told me he was letting
Mr Woodbury go.
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- Oh, did he?
- Yup.
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His knees were knocking
so loud I almost didn't see you
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above him pulling the strings.
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- Look, Dr Kelso...
- Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine.
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Maybe he'll be back
in a few days even worse for wear
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because you rushed him out.
Who knows?
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But darn it all if what I don't
think is the bigger question
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is why you even give a hoot.
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Well, actually, sir, I have this little
problem with caring for my patients.
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Still, if you decide later
that what you really care about
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is how much your patients like you,
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you can change your mind
about letting Mr Woodbury leave.
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Hell, I'll even back you up.
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- Apologise.
- Apologise to you?
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To Richard.
That was his basketball.
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Hello, Richard. Tomorrow at lunch
I'll bring you a new basketball.
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And a hoagie.
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This is about Elliot?
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Don't you wanna hear my side
of the story with your sex buddy?
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- No.
- Come on, where's the love?
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Where's the loyalty?
Where's the automatically
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siding with the person
you care about the most?
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Oh, my God. That's what
you're doing, isn't it? Isn't it?
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Some realisations
stop you in your tracks.
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Others can lead you
in new directions.
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Dr Cox. I just wanted
to let you know that Turk
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did the right thing by taking
my patients off of my service.
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No. What that yellow-bellied
scalpel jock should have done
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was go to surgery and schedule himself
for an early-morning add-a-pair-domy.
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That way, if it took,
he'd have the stones
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to come and talk to you
next time he had a problem.
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I can't seem to stop letting my
life out there affect my life in here.
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Well, hell, Barbie, look at me.
It's not like I've always been
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the well-adjusted Guy Smiley you see
walking down the halls of this dump.
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Stuff like that takes time,
but eventually you learn
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to keep your personal problems
separate from this place.
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- So, what do I do until then?
- Get your damn life in order.
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And, Barbie, let's say word got out that
Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods,
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I'll make you pay.
You have no idea.
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Huge.
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It's a funny thing when we're
forced to see ourselves in a new light.
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Mr Woodbury! Hold on a sec.
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Hopefully, you see yourself
in time to make a change.
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We're not comfortable discharging you
just yet. I'm really, really sorry.
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Hopefully
you'll be respected for it.
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You evil little witch.
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Let me see that chart, Nurse.
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Well, I see no reason we should
keep Mr Woodbury any longer.
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Enjoy your son's wedding.
Cherish the moments.
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Thank you so much, Dr...?
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Kelso. Bob Kelso.
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- Bye, Bob!
- Glad I could help.
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Sometimes
the new light opens your eyes
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to something you've known
in your heart all along.
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It just feels like every day
keeps getting worse.
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- What's all this?
- I just felt like taking care of you.
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This is so nice.
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It's nice because
it's the beginning of something.
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- I can't do this.
- OK, less tongue.
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No, this.
You know, sex buddies.
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Dr Cox and I were talking and my life is
just so scattered right now. I just...
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I just can't seem to grab
a toehold, you know?
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And I know myself,
and if we keep doing this,
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I'm won't be able to separate
the sex from my feelings,
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and we'll end up
being a couple again.
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And neither one of us
wants that, right?
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I mean, I know I don't.
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Me neither.
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So, what do we do?
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It's no big deal. You get your stuff out
of my room and you crash on the couch.
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Thanks.