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Where the hell is Carla?
We're gonna miss the previews.
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- Hey, you're black, right?
- Here we go.
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I hate that stereotype that
black people yell at movie screens.
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Like you see some horror flick
and you'd be yelling,
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"Don't go in there, girl!
He behind the door!" You know?
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It's like... It's offensive.
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You wish you were allowed
to yell at the screen, don't ya?
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Why does she go in there?
I mean, he's behind the door!
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It's weird to run into
someone from the hospital
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out in the real world.
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- Hey, Dr Kelso.
- How ya doing, sir?
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I'm just Jim Dandy.
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Now, unless your pants
are made out of Turtle Wax,
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I suggest you boys
get your asses off of Bessie.
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Oh, so you named your car, huh?
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Ultimately,
life is a lot simpler at home.
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Unless you live with
a co-worker you like
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who decided she can't handle
sleeping with you
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and she just
wants to be friends.
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Oh, right.
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- Morning, buddy.
- Morning, pal.
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I'll just go get dressed
and then we can go to work.
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All right, just relax.
You can totally handle this.
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Chop-chop, buddy.
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Told you
I could fit in this spot.
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You were right. I'll just put this guy's
side-view mirror on his roof.
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Hey, JD.
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Yes?
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I wanted to say something
before we go back in here.
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- Go ahead.
- I understand it's harder
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for you to transition
into being just friends again.
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Why?
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Because you're a guy.
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What does that
have to do with anything?
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You're right.
Know what we should do?
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Everything I own
is in this truck, including my bed.
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We should just get in there,
get naked,
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and have sex one last time,
just get it out of our system.
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JD, I was kidding
to prove a point.
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I know.
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Oh, yeah.
This is how you like it.
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See? This is good.
I don't feel weird.
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- I don't feel weird.
- I feel weird.
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OK, just tell her the truth.
You're crazy about her.
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- Look, Elliot, I...
- Oh, damn.
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I missed the annual sleepover,
didn't I?
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That wonderful time of year
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when you two crazy kids
throw caution to the wind
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and make sweet,
elbowy love to each other.
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Don't you be shy. You can tell
Uncle Coxy about the naught-ay.
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Dr Cox, I lost my apartment and
so I was just needing a place to stay.
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So you went over
to your friend's house
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and cried on his shoulder,
boo-hoo.
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You comforted her because
she was weak and vulnerable
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and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex.
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The end. Dear Lord,
Laverne, how in God's name
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do you listen
to this crap all day long?
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Are you kidding? If he turns out
to be her brother,
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this is better than my stories.
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Oh, you are so right.
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Dude, what were her boobs like?
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Todd, I'm standing right here.
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I'm sorry.
What are your boobs like?
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Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman,
you've joined us yet again.
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What imaginary disease is ailing
you this time, my good man?
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He thinks he has the Yaba virus.
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Your hair got longer.
And I don't appreciate your tone.
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Last month you thought you had
Familial Mediterranean Fever.
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I was at my friend Kelly
Papadopolous' wedding.
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I share a glass of ouzo
with this guy named Yanos.
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20 minutes later I'm in a cab,
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I ask the guy to pull over
because I'm gonna explode
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in some guy's rose garden.
Now what would you think?
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Same thing I think right now.
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You got yourself a bad case
of the "Wish you were sicks."
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Well, I read the symptoms
on the Internet, OK? I have Yaba.
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Have you been in contact
with many exotic primates this year?
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I have been to the zoo, yes.
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And while you were there,
did you jump into the cage
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and play "toss the poop"
with the other monkeys?
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Because if you did,
then you just might have Yaba.
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But if that's the case,
it would be way, way down
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on the list of your problems.
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- Give him a full work-up.
- OK, you know the drill.
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Here are my vitals.
Here is the Mountain Dew.
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Just kidding.
That's my urine sample.
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And you can start timing... now.
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So, how you been doing?
Still seeing that surgeon?
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No talking.
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OK, vision perfect.
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Hey, are you trying to make time
with my best girl, sport?
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Now, how do you feel
after surgery on your...?
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- Brain.
- Brain. Mrs Kaye is doing great,
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but after this type of procedure
most people experience
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- a diminished reaction time.
- Christopher, come here.
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Maybe you should worry
about your own reaction time.
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Now, do you have
a ride home today, dear?
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- I drove myself.
- Well,
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it always warmed my heart
to see your face.
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I don't care what the old bat says,
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I doubt she can back
out of her own driveway.
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Tell her you're calling the DMV
and having her license revoked.
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Why don't you
tell her yourself, sir?
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Cos she's my friend.
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Don't be insensitive, son.
It's ugly on you.
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I can't take the sweet
old lady's driver's license.
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She reminds me of my gram-gram.
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- Get someone else to do it.
- Like who?
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Give me it!
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You want this?
You want this? Psych!
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- Never mind.
- Hi, JD.
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- Hey, Lisa.
- Dude.
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This gift-shop chick, did you ever...?
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Turk! Elliot's right here.
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- Why would I care?
- I'm sorry.
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I guess when I was passing by
JD's room the other night,
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he was telling a different
Dr Reid not to stop.
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- "Dr Reid"? Sweet.
- You guys, this conversation
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is starting to make me feel
a little uncomfortable.
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And I'm sure Dr Reid
feels the same way.
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No, I don't. You can...
with anyone that you want.
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So she wants to play chicken, huh?
Well, buckle up, missy.
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- Maybe I'll ask Lisa out again.
- You should.
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- Maybe I will.
- Cool.
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- Good. That's what I'll do.
- Let me know how it goes.
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I'm taking my own car in case
you turn into a freak again.
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It's a date!
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The guy is here like a thousand
times a year taking up a bed,
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and every second with him
is time away
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from somebody I could help.
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What do you want me
to do about it?
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Follow my lead.
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Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly,
all your labs have come back
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and they're negative
for everything.
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- Oh, come on.
- OK, I'll tell you what.
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You have suggested that
you're feeling rather tired lately,
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- haven't you?
- I'm listening.
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- And that you bruise easily.
- Like an old banana.
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I think you're fine,
but if you'd like,
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we can go ahead and check out
your bone marrow.
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That would mean
sticking an enormous needle
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all the way through your hip,
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and it's very, very, very
excruciatingly painful.
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- Right, Carla?
- Yes.
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Thank you, Carla.
So what's it gonna be there?
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Head home and get some rest,
or an afternoon of senseless,
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mind-numbing... agony?
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Ah, what the hell,
I'll take the giant hip needle.
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There's no one around.
Time to tell her how you really feel.
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- You know, Elliot...
- What's up, medical dogs?
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You're smarter than him.
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Think of something clever
to get him outta here.
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Hey, Todd.
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What the hell? Did you just
throw something out into the hall?
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- So, anyway, Elliot...
- Hey, I found an apartment.
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Great! You know,
but there's no rush for you to move out.
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Are we gonna just live
with each other forever
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and anytime we feel lonely
or vulnerable, we have hot sex?
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- That would be stupid.
- We're both human,
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so staying in that situation
would be a big mistake.
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I know.
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Sometimes when you're down, you end
up taking it out on the wrong person.
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- Going on vacation?
- Cos I'm a janitor,
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so when I pack for vacation
I just pack cleaning supplies.
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- That's funny.
- I thought so.
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Actually, I'm going to speak
at my son's career day.
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About being a janitor?
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You think there
aren't kids out there
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that wanna grow up
to make the world sparkle?
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- I didn't mean it that way.
- How did you mean it?
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Look.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Dr Kelso,
will you just hear me out?
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All I'm saying is that Miss Kaye
looks like she's in great shape.
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Son, the woman is recovering
from major surgery on her...
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- Brain.
- Dammit.
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Why do I keep blanking on that?
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Now, son,
give me the real skinny.
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Did you pull her license or not?
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Yes, sir, I did.
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OK, I didn't tell her yet,
sir, but I swear I was gonna.
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Well, Mr Corman,
how'd that go for you?
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Horrible pain. I made sounds
like a dolphin giving birth.
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Dr Cox, I think you should take
a look at Mr Corman's chart.
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What's he got, scurvy?
There's no chance you were on a ship
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- in the 1700s, is there?
- Just look at the damn chart.
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What is it?
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You're sick.
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- Really?
- Really.
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If I could get out of this place
and get away from Elliot
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for a while,
I could regroup, you know?
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But sometimes that's not so easy.
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- My truck was right there.
- Where is it now?
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You'd have to ask
the guys who stole it.
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Everything I owned
was in that truck.
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JD, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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Gotta go. Good luck.
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Tallyho!
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She was going,
like, 35 miles an hour.
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All you saw was, like,
knuckles and a bun. Poor Bessie.
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What kind of grown man
still names his car?
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- You do.
- I've had Malik since I was 17.
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That's totally different.
Don't worry about Kelso.
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- His wife can drive him.
- His wife hates him.
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Morning, skipper.
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I'm so dead.
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Mr Corman,
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I'm afraid you have
Waldenstrom's macroglobulinemia.
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It is a very rare form of... cancer.
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Yeah... I think I had that
in college once.
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This is Dr Zeltzer.
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He is the finest oncologist
we have on staff.
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Really? You think so?
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- Yeah, I do.
- Thank you.
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- So, where do we start?
- Well, first off, we need to...
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Better than Leventhal?
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Leventhal's a quack.
You're the guy. You're the man.
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- You can do it.
- Bless you.
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That was some catch. The patient
shows almost no symptoms.
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You called for
a bone marrow biopsy?
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What made you
even think to do that?
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How about he was
unbelievably annoying,
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and I wanted to scare him so bad
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that he'd never come back
in my hospital again?
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Don't worry, Dr Zeltzer.
He's only kidding.
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Stupid. See, that's where
Leventhal has the edge.
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He would've got that.
The man's hilarious.
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Of course, he wouldn't
be laughing so hard
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if he knew
I was sleeping with his wife.
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I don't know. I didn't know
it was just your patient.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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- Then what's with the look?
- I have a crick in my neck.
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Since I no longer have
any furniture for my new place,
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I had to sleep
in my tub last night.
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Oh, how was your date?
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The Italian people are
really good at making sauce.
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- Fantastic.
- You're such an ass.
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Could you speak up?
Mr Roberts doesn't hear so well.
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If you're looking for your beeswax,
it's not over here.
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Now she all mad.
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I needed your help last night
and you bailed on me.
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You're the one that drew
all these lines up,
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said that we're not
in a relationship.
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JD, I wasn't looking
for a boyfriend last night.
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I was looking for a friend.
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I guess she told him.
Gotta go.
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I was thinking about what
you said and you're right.
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Kids don't wanna hear
about being a janitor.
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- I never said that.
- It's OK.
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Cos instead,
I'm gonna be a doctor.
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I borrowed some stuff
from your locker, our locker.
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And, listen,
if I don't get it back to you
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within, like, two days,
consider it gone.
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I am so sorry. Miss Kaye told me
about picking up her grandkids,
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and she said she was feeling
fine, and I believed her.
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Doctor, follow me. Son, have you
used drugs in the last 48 hours?
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Oh, no, sir. Never use drugs.
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Because this shot you're
about to get could kill you
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- if mixed with narcotics.
- Oh, drugs. Yes, sir, all the time.
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See? Waiting for the tox screen,
six hours.
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Frightening the bejeebies
out of the riffraff, ten seconds.
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Everybody lies, Dr Turk,
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whether it's that
doobie brother in there,
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or, say, me when I tell my son
he can still live at the house
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after he graduates from art school.
And by the way, sport,
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Mrs Kaye doesn't have
any grandchildren.
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I'm still a virgin.
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- You're pregnant.
- Again?
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Since the bypass, doc,
nothing but salads.
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Look, it was an accident.
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My flashlight
didn't have any batteries.
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So you decided
to put your penis in there?
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Mr Corman, great news.
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Dr Zeltzer and I have
gone over your test results
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and your prognosis is excellent.
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- That's great.
- Yeah, it is.
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But you know what? Pat yourself
on the back all you want,
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but I'm not an idiot.
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I know that you were
screwing with me,
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that I come in here
thinking I'm sick when I'm not.
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But if you remember anything,
remember this.
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If I didn't have cancer,
I could have been just some guy
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looking for help
that you treated like crap.
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Yeah.
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The whole thing
is giving me an ulcer.
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You wanna be tested
for that too, don't you?
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Do you mind?
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Hey, Elliot...
Look, you were right.
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I should have been there
for you last night.
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Thanks.
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And I'm sorry you lost all your things.
That totally sucks.
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How are you holding up?
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You know what?
It was just stuff. I'm fine.
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This is good. It feels like
we've really turned a corner.
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Throw her down on that gurney
and mount her like a lion.
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I know.
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- Why didn't you stop me?
- What?
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Why did you let me
harass that guy?
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You think the fact that
you got annoyed
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and became insensitive with
another human being is my fault?
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Yeah! Look, whenever I'm about
to do some stupid-ass stuff,
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you're the one who calls me on it
and damn sure makes me stop.
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That's the way it works.
That's the way it's worked for years.
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Just exactly
what happened to that?
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I guess I just don't get as good
a read on you as I used to.
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Maybe all that therapy
has changed you.
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Please, I'm crazier than ever.
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During this entire conversation
I've actually been imagining myself
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sitting on a throne between us,
watching all of this.
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Maybe we're just not as close
as we used to be.
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Maybe.
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So you're just, like,
right here watching us?
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No. Other side. Yeah.
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I'm invisible to the naked eye.
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Of course.
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Why so sad, Chocolate Bear?
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I just don't feel like going
back to that hospital, you know?
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Yeah. Hey, is my breath OK?
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I think Lisa and I
might try talking tonight.
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That whole damn building
is packed with liars.
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It is not.
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Well, if the cut was that deep,
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I'd probably just pull your arm off.
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Once again...
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Dr Jan Itor.
Dr Jan Itor.
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OK, maybe you're right.
But we're doctors.
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That comes with the territory.
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Some patients don't like
telling the whole truth.
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Well, I don't get
why people have to do that.
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I don't know,
maybe it's because they're proud.
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Maybe it's cos they're scared.
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You know what?
It was just stuff. I'm fine.
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Maybe it's because
telling the truth
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would make 'em
feel too vulnerable.
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I guess. Dude, you're gonna
be late for Gift-Shop Girl.
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Oh, my God.
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There are a few things
I've always believed in.
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Flowers are good for any occasion.
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Nothing is more important
than making time for an old friend.
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Especially if the old girl's
seen better days.
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Cos even if it breaks
your heart to be just friends,
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if you really care about someone,
you'll take the hit.
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And it wasn't just stuff.
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It was all of my yearbooks
and this little pink blanket
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that my grandma
had crocheted for me and...
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Oh, and my first love letter.
My first rag doll.
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And I only had one picture of...
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And my shoes!