1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,992 Where the hell is Carla? We're gonna miss the previews. 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,878 - Hey, you're black, right? - Here we go. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,316 I hate that stereotype that black people yell at movie screens. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,233 Like you see some horror flick and you'd be yelling, 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,312 "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know? 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,709 It's like... It's offensive. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,872 You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya? 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,918 Why does she go in there? I mean, he's behind the door! 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,719 It's weird to run into someone from the hospital 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,279 out in the real world. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,635 - Hey, Dr Kelso. - How ya doing, sir? 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,551 I'm just Jim Dandy. 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,234 Now, unless your pants are made out of Turtle Wax, 14 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,959 I suggest you boys get your asses off of Bessie. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,031 Oh, so you named your car, huh? 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,475 Ultimately, life is a lot simpler at home. 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,915 Unless you live with a co-worker you like 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,594 who decided she can't handle sleeping with you 19 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,432 and she just wants to be friends. 20 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,511 Oh, right. 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,353 - Morning, buddy. - Morning, pal. 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:06,514 I'll just go get dressed and then we can go to work. 23 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,388 All right, just relax. You can totally handle this. 24 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,550 Chop-chop, buddy. 25 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,471 Told you I could fit in this spot. 26 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:23,429 You were right. I'll just put this guy's side-view mirror on his roof. 27 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,829 Hey, JD. 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,909 Yes? 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,958 I wanted to say something before we go back in here. 30 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,508 - Go ahead. - I understand it's harder 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,672 for you to transition into being just friends again. 32 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,909 Why? 33 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,519 Because you're a guy. 34 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,909 What does that have to do with anything? 35 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,991 You're right. Know what we should do? 36 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,833 Everything I own is in this truck, including my bed. 37 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,956 We should just get in there, get naked, 38 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,635 and have sex one last time, just get it out of our system. 39 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,278 JD, I was kidding to prove a point. 40 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,271 I know. 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,389 Oh, yeah. This is how you like it. 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,836 See? This is good. I don't feel weird. 43 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,912 - I don't feel weird. - I feel weird. 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,753 OK, just tell her the truth. You're crazy about her. 45 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,308 - Look, Elliot, I... - Oh, damn. 46 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,595 I missed the annual sleepover, didn't I? 47 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,272 That wonderful time of year 48 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,920 when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind 49 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,275 and make sweet, elbowy love to each other. 50 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,036 Don't you be shy. You can tell Uncle Coxy about the naught-ay. 51 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,715 Dr Cox, I lost my apartment and so I was just needing a place to stay. 52 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,836 So you went over to your friend's house 53 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,911 and cried on his shoulder, boo-hoo. 54 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,912 You comforted her because she was weak and vulnerable 55 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,878 and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex. 56 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,349 The end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how in God's name 57 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,476 do you listen to this crap all day long? 58 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,154 Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, 59 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,878 this is better than my stories. 60 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,552 Oh, you are so right. 61 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,676 Dude, what were her boobs like? 62 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,035 Todd, I'm standing right here. 63 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,554 I'm sorry. What are your boobs like? 64 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,830 Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman, you've joined us yet again. 65 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:31,435 What imaginary disease is ailing you this time, my good man? 66 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,397 He thinks he has the Yaba virus. 67 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,392 Your hair got longer. And I don't appreciate your tone. 68 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,916 Last month you thought you had Familial Mediterranean Fever. 69 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,514 I was at my friend Kelly Papadopolous' wedding. 70 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,114 I share a glass of ouzo with this guy named Yanos. 71 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,758 20 minutes later I'm in a cab, 72 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,513 I ask the guy to pull over because I'm gonna explode 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,353 in some guy's rose garden. Now what would you think? 74 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,237 Same thing I think right now. 75 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,312 You got yourself a bad case of the "Wish you were sicks." 76 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,313 Well, I read the symptoms on the Internet, OK? I have Yaba. 77 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,995 Have you been in contact with many exotic primates this year? 78 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,911 I have been to the zoo, yes. 79 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,310 And while you were there, did you jump into the cage 80 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,392 and play "toss the poop" with the other monkeys? 81 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,074 Because if you did, then you just might have Yaba. 82 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,072 But if that's the case, it would be way, way down 83 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,071 on the list of your problems. 84 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:25,153 - Give him a full work-up. - OK, you know the drill. 85 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,198 Here are my vitals. Here is the Mountain Dew. 86 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,475 Just kidding. That's my urine sample. 87 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,755 And you can start timing... now. 88 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:36,196 So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon? 89 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,508 No talking. 90 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,033 OK, vision perfect. 91 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,193 Hey, are you trying to make time with my best girl, sport? 92 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:51,434 Now, how do you feel after surgery on your...? 93 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,715 - Brain. - Brain. Mrs Kaye is doing great, 94 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,758 but after this type of procedure most people experience 95 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,957 - a diminished reaction time. - Christopher, come here. 96 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,313 Maybe you should worry about your own reaction time. 97 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,551 Now, do you have a ride home today, dear? 98 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,312 - I drove myself. - Well, 99 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,915 it always warmed my heart to see your face. 100 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,036 I don't care what the old bat says, 101 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,509 I doubt she can back out of her own driveway. 102 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,673 Tell her you're calling the DMV and having her license revoked. 103 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,910 Why don't you tell her yourself, sir? 104 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,956 Cos she's my friend. 105 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,713 Don't be insensitive, son. It's ugly on you. 106 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,032 I can't take the sweet old lady's driver's license. 107 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,951 She reminds me of my gram-gram. 108 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,600 - Get someone else to do it. - Like who? 109 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,231 Give me it! 110 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,989 You want this? You want this? Psych! 111 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,472 - Never mind. - Hi, JD. 112 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,357 - Hey, Lisa. - Dude. 113 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,512 This gift-shop chick, did you ever...? 114 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,114 Turk! Elliot's right here. 115 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,397 - Why would I care? - I'm sorry. 116 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,472 I guess when I was passing by JD's room the other night, 117 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,472 he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop. 118 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,429 - "Dr Reid"? Sweet. - You guys, this conversation 119 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,239 is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable. 120 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,153 And I'm sure Dr Reid feels the same way. 121 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,994 No, I don't. You can... with anyone that you want. 122 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,073 So she wants to play chicken, huh? Well, buckle up, missy. 123 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,515 - Maybe I'll ask Lisa out again. - You should. 124 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,113 - Maybe I will. - Cool. 125 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,919 - Good. That's what I'll do. - Let me know how it goes. 126 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,234 I'm taking my own car in case you turn into a freak again. 127 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,231 It's a date! 128 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,152 The guy is here like a thousand times a year taking up a bed, 129 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,470 and every second with him is time away 130 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,437 from somebody I could help. 131 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,476 What do you want me to do about it? 132 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,754 Follow my lead. 133 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,111 Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back 134 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,033 and they're negative for everything. 135 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,476 - Oh, come on. - OK, I'll tell you what. 136 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,757 You have suggested that you're feeling rather tired lately, 137 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,195 - haven't you? - I'm listening. 138 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,352 - And that you bruise easily. - Like an old banana. 139 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,476 I think you're fine, but if you'd like, 140 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,949 we can go ahead and check out your bone marrow. 141 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,395 That would mean sticking an enormous needle 142 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,152 all the way through your hip, 143 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,038 and it's very, very, very excruciatingly painful. 144 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,156 - Right, Carla? - Yes. 145 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,879 Thank you, Carla. So what's it gonna be there? 146 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,236 Head home and get some rest, or an afternoon of senseless, 147 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,995 mind-numbing... agony? 148 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,188 Ah, what the hell, I'll take the giant hip needle. 149 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,271 There's no one around. Time to tell her how you really feel. 150 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,909 - You know, Elliot... - What's up, medical dogs? 151 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,399 You're smarter than him. 152 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,074 Think of something clever to get him outta here. 153 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,594 Hey, Todd. 154 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,992 What the hell? Did you just throw something out into the hall? 155 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,918 - So, anyway, Elliot... - Hey, I found an apartment. 156 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,788 Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out. 157 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,474 Are we gonna just live with each other forever 158 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,109 and anytime we feel lonely or vulnerable, we have hot sex? 159 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,112 - That would be stupid. - We're both human, 160 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,919 so staying in that situation would be a big mistake. 161 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,911 I know. 162 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,708 Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person. 163 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,519 - Going on vacation? - Cos I'm a janitor, 164 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,717 so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. 165 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,234 - That's funny. - I thought so. 166 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:01,836 Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day. 167 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,478 About being a janitor? 168 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,516 You think there aren't kids out there 169 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,989 that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle? 170 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,470 - I didn't mean it that way. - How did you mean it? 171 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,998 Look. 172 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,071 What the hell are you doing? 173 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,471 Dr Kelso, will you just hear me out? 174 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,950 All I'm saying is that Miss Kaye looks like she's in great shape. 175 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,477 Son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her... 176 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,549 - Brain. - Dammit. 177 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,278 Why do I keep blanking on that? 178 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,351 Now, son, give me the real skinny. 179 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,955 Did you pull her license or not? 180 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,473 Yes, sir, I did. 181 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,435 OK, I didn't tell her yet, sir, but I swear I was gonna. 182 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,995 Well, Mr Corman, how'd that go for you? 183 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,436 Horrible pain. I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth. 184 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,637 Dr Cox, I think you should take a look at Mr Corman's chart. 185 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,757 What's he got, scurvy? There's no chance you were on a ship 186 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,196 - in the 1700s, is there? - Just look at the damn chart. 187 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,032 What is it? 188 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,035 You're sick. 189 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,317 - Really? - Really. 190 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,878 If I could get out of this place and get away from Elliot 191 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:33,430 for a while, I could regroup, you know? 192 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,034 But sometimes that's not so easy. 193 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,270 - My truck was right there. - Where is it now? 194 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,353 You'd have to ask the guys who stole it. 195 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,398 Everything I owned was in that truck. 196 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,550 JD, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 197 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,914 Gotta go. Good luck. 198 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,911 Tallyho! 199 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,109 She was going, like, 35 miles an hour. 200 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,239 All you saw was, like, knuckles and a bun. Poor Bessie. 201 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,039 What kind of grown man still names his car? 202 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,793 - You do. - I've had Malik since I was 17. 203 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,678 That's totally different. Don't worry about Kelso. 204 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,558 - His wife can drive him. - His wife hates him. 205 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,679 Morning, skipper. 206 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,716 I'm so dead. 207 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,916 Mr Corman, 208 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,709 I'm afraid you have Waldenstrom's macroglobulinemia. 209 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,509 It is a very rare form of... cancer. 210 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,754 Yeah... I think I had that in college once. 211 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,319 This is Dr Zeltzer. 212 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,834 He is the finest oncologist we have on staff. 213 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:02,071 Really? You think so? 214 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,720 - Yeah, I do. - Thank you. 215 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,759 - So, where do we start? - Well, first off, we need to... 216 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,832 Better than Leventhal? 217 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,590 Leventhal's a quack. You're the guy. You're the man. 218 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,275 - You can do it. - Bless you. 219 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,557 That was some catch. The patient shows almost no symptoms. 220 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,676 You called for a bone marrow biopsy? 221 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,591 What made you even think to do that? 222 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,875 How about he was unbelievably annoying, 223 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,757 and I wanted to scare him so bad 224 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,513 that he'd never come back in my hospital again? 225 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,479 Don't worry, Dr Zeltzer. He's only kidding. 226 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,155 Stupid. See, that's where Leventhal has the edge. 227 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,710 He would've got that. The man's hilarious. 228 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,075 Of course, he wouldn't be laughing so hard 229 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,628 if he knew I was sleeping with his wife. 230 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,911 I don't know. I didn't know it was just your patient. 231 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,877 - What? - Nothing. 232 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,758 - Then what's with the look? - I have a crick in my neck. 233 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,673 Since I no longer have any furniture for my new place, 234 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,557 I had to sleep in my tub last night. 235 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,039 Oh, how was your date? 236 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,992 The Italian people are really good at making sauce. 237 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,513 - Fantastic. - You're such an ass. 238 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,319 Could you speak up? Mr Roberts doesn't hear so well. 239 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,517 If you're looking for your beeswax, it's not over here. 240 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,872 Now she all mad. 241 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,554 I needed your help last night and you bailed on me. 242 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,915 You're the one that drew all these lines up, 243 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,036 said that we're not in a relationship. 244 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,953 JD, I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night. 245 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,600 I was looking for a friend. 246 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,272 I guess she told him. Gotta go. 247 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,712 I was thinking about what you said and you're right. 248 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,189 Kids don't wanna hear about being a janitor. 249 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,111 - I never said that. - It's OK. 250 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,316 Cos instead, I'm gonna be a doctor. 251 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,119 I borrowed some stuff from your locker, our locker. 252 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,475 And, listen, if I don't get it back to you 253 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,358 within, like, two days, consider it gone. 254 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,516 I am so sorry. Miss Kaye told me about picking up her grandkids, 255 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,831 and she said she was feeling fine, and I believed her. 256 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,390 Doctor, follow me. Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours? 257 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,994 Oh, no, sir. Never use drugs. 258 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,799 Because this shot you're about to get could kill you 259 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,270 - if mixed with narcotics. - Oh, drugs. Yes, sir, all the time. 260 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,828 See? Waiting for the tox screen, six hours. 261 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,310 Frightening the bejeebies out of the riffraff, ten seconds. 262 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,118 Everybody lies, Dr Turk, 263 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,509 whether it's that doobie brother in there, 264 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,672 or, say, me when I tell my son he can still live at the house 265 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,639 after he graduates from art school. And by the way, sport, 266 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:50,077 Mrs Kaye doesn't have any grandchildren. 267 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,951 I'm still a virgin. 268 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,555 - You're pregnant. - Again? 269 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,952 Since the bypass, doc, nothing but salads. 270 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,837 Look, it was an accident. 271 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,514 My flashlight didn't have any batteries. 272 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,637 So you decided to put your penis in there? 273 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,151 Mr Corman, great news. 274 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,913 Dr Zeltzer and I have gone over your test results 275 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,831 and your prognosis is excellent. 276 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,117 - That's great. - Yeah, it is. 277 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,237 But you know what? Pat yourself on the back all you want, 278 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,072 but I'm not an idiot. 279 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,116 I know that you were screwing with me, 280 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,794 that I come in here thinking I'm sick when I'm not. 281 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,269 But if you remember anything, remember this. 282 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,238 If I didn't have cancer, I could have been just some guy 283 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,788 looking for help that you treated like crap. 284 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,791 Yeah. 285 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,914 The whole thing is giving me an ulcer. 286 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,719 You wanna be tested for that too, don't you? 287 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,189 Do you mind? 288 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,592 Hey, Elliot... Look, you were right. 289 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,478 I should have been there for you last night. 290 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,759 Thanks. 291 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,912 And I'm sorry you lost all your things. That totally sucks. 292 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,638 How are you holding up? 293 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,110 You know what? It was just stuff. I'm fine. 294 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,916 This is good. It feels like we've really turned a corner. 295 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,992 Throw her down on that gurney and mount her like a lion. 296 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,071 I know. 297 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,194 - Why didn't you stop me? - What? 298 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,919 Why did you let me harass that guy? 299 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,230 You think the fact that you got annoyed 300 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,915 and became insensitive with another human being is my fault? 301 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,993 Yeah! Look, whenever I'm about to do some stupid-ass stuff, 302 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,390 you're the one who calls me on it and damn sure makes me stop. 303 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:51,837 That's the way it works. That's the way it's worked for years. 304 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,832 Just exactly what happened to that? 305 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,196 I guess I just don't get as good a read on you as I used to. 306 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,475 Maybe all that therapy has changed you. 307 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,358 Please, I'm crazier than ever. 308 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,718 During this entire conversation I've actually been imagining myself 309 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,395 sitting on a throne between us, watching all of this. 310 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,754 Maybe we're just not as close as we used to be. 311 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,076 Maybe. 312 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,671 So you're just, like, right here watching us? 313 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:28,117 No. Other side. Yeah. 314 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,998 I'm invisible to the naked eye. 315 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,991 Of course. 316 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,399 Why so sad, Chocolate Bear? 317 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,631 I just don't feel like going back to that hospital, you know? 318 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,711 Yeah. Hey, is my breath OK? 319 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,268 I think Lisa and I might try talking tonight. 320 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,828 That whole damn building is packed with liars. 321 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,592 It is not. 322 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,711 Well, if the cut was that deep, 323 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,473 I'd probably just pull your arm off. 324 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,233 Once again... 325 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:06,871 Dr Jan Itor. Dr Jan Itor. 326 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,389 OK, maybe you're right. But we're doctors. 327 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,152 That comes with the territory. 328 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,879 Some patients don't like telling the whole truth. 329 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,679 Well, I don't get why people have to do that. 330 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,558 I don't know, maybe it's because they're proud. 331 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,837 Maybe it's cos they're scared. 332 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,037 You know what? It was just stuff. I'm fine. 333 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,911 Maybe it's because telling the truth 334 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,275 would make 'em feel too vulnerable. 335 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,989 I guess. Dude, you're gonna be late for Gift-Shop Girl. 336 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,275 Oh, my God. 337 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,158 There are a few things I've always believed in. 338 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,389 Flowers are good for any occasion. 339 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,717 Nothing is more important than making time for an old friend. 340 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,519 Especially if the old girl's seen better days. 341 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,952 Cos even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, 342 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,669 if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit. 343 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,194 And it wasn't just stuff. 344 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,114 It was all of my yearbooks and this little pink blanket 345 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,351 that my grandma had crocheted for me and... 346 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,353 Oh, and my first love letter. My first rag doll. 347 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,749 And I only had one picture of... 348 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,191 And my shoes!