1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,955 It's not every day your best bud asks his girlfriend to marry him. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,190 Hey, Chocolate Bear, did you ask her? 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,876 She said she needed to think about it, then she went to Chicago for five days. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,155 He needs you. Stay positive. 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,752 She's thinking, she's thinking, and we should go out drinking... 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,550 - Wanna get a beer? - I am not moving until she calls. 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,154 All right, man. I understand. 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,199 Still nothing? 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,272 We just keep missing each other. I'm not sweating it. 10 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,510 She asked me to pick her up from the airport. That's a good sign. 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,239 Good sign? I am so sure Carla's going to say yes. 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,791 If she doesn't, I'll walk naked through these halls singing Me And Bobby McGee. 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,236 Janis Joplin. Good God, she was an uggo. 14 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,036 No offence, don't think I have anything against ugly people. 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,954 - Why would I take offence? - No reason. 16 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,272 I see you're on the nephrology service with Doctor Townshend this month. 17 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,319 Doctor Townshend is like the anti-Kelso. The nurses love him. 18 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,277 Patty, that colour is great on you. 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,793 The attendings love him. 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,077 - How's the best doctor here? - You tell me, hotshot. 21 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,151 Everyone loves him. 22 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,993 Everyone. 23 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,799 Thank you... for being you. 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,117 The weirdest thing of all is he and Kelso are best friends. 25 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,033 - There he is! - Missed you on our morning jog, buddy. 26 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,270 What is that now, about 200 days in a row? 27 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,749 You're a pistol! 28 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,676 The only place this guy's running to is to a bakery. Who's got me up high? 29 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,912 The mistake you made there, you didn't pat his belly. 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,592 - It soothes him. - Dammit. 31 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,670 It's so beautiful. 32 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,675 I would have showed it to you before you left but I couldn't get to it. 33 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,671 That is a long story. 34 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,671 Thank you for not pressuring me. 35 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,958 Don't get me wrong, you left me 40 messages in five days, but I know you. 36 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,429 If you weren't holding back, it would be 140. 37 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,750 I do love the speed dial. 38 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,312 So, you got an answer yet? 39 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,230 What's the deal, there, Gandhi? Are you gonna be a bride? 40 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,676 Oh, come on, this is one of those very small windows 41 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,433 when I'm borderline interested in your life. 42 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,034 What's the deal? She give you an answer? 43 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:35,398 Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose 44 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,198 Not yet. 45 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,755 Here's the 50 bucks I promised. 46 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,070 Keep it, man. That was for me. 47 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,950 - Todd, get dressed. - I'm going back out there. 48 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,910 I can't believe I walked naked through the halls of the hospital last night. 49 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,151 - I know that wasn't you. - How? 50 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,232 I could pick your Puffn'Stuff out of a lineup. 51 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,232 It changed since you saw it. It got a haircut. 52 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,949 Turk's brother is staying for the weekend. 53 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,715 - Little brother. - How's it going? 54 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,836 - It'll be fun. - Hey, Kev. 55 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,195 Hey, Alfalfa! What's the happy-haps? 56 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,556 That depends. What's a happy-hap? 57 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,359 So, this is the place, huh? This is nice. 58 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,591 Hey, hey, so, how's this baby, is it all right? 59 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,752 - This here is fit for a king. - Well, that's good. 60 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,389 Makes me feel better about sleeping in your room while you're here. 61 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,038 That's not gonna work. 62 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,076 I'm a businessman, we can work it out. 63 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,517 I sent you to college and med school, and you have done nothing for me. 64 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,672 I'll sleep on the couch and you cut me a cheque for 80 grand. 65 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,070 - I'll go get my pillow. - That was good, Kev. 66 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,879 We should make him make dinner for us tonight. 67 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,758 - He'd be our personal slave. - Our personal what? 68 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,877 Oh, no, I don't mean like that kind of slave. 69 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,635 How 'bout he be the house slave, and I be the field slave? 70 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,757 - Does that sound fun to you? - No, that wouldn't be fun. 71 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,512 What's going on? 72 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,751 I forgot how much fun it was messing with Alfalfa. 73 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,632 The reason we're late is you took forever to get ready. 74 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,756 That's what happens when you're vain. 75 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,276 Whatever, Mr Yesterday-I-Had-Chest-Hair - Today-I-Don't. 76 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,555 Sometimes Elliot can't help herself. 77 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,234 - Dr Cox, you're a waxer? - Hark! 78 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,472 It is the high-pitched warble of the Nosey Nellie. 79 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,597 Don't see many of those flitting about the halls anymore. 80 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,036 Quite frankly when one does, one shoots to kill. 81 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,669 Now, Barbie, Jordan is here for her ultrasound today, 82 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,479 and I'm going to be holding her claw the entire time, 83 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,199 so what you've done is essentially volunteered 84 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,794 to do all of your work and all of mine. 85 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,510 Step this way, I'll be more than glad to tell you more about what you've won. 86 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,239 - See you at lunch, Bobby. - Split-pea soup today. 87 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,436 Sir, Dr Townshend was telling me 88 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,114 you have some great stories about the hospital. 89 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,749 - I'd love to hear one sometime. - Well, what the hell. 90 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,469 Back in '68... I don't like you. The end. 91 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,711 - He tells that one a lot. - I know. 92 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,275 I know you're labouring over this proposal so I'll sweeten the pot 93 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,874 by telling you I have a killer best man's toast. 94 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,235 I'm going to rush my biggest decision 95 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,914 so I can hear you say, "When I first met Chris Turk, 96 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,151 I knew this was a guy I could party with forever. Yeah!" 97 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,310 Please. She's psychic. 98 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,392 I want a nice lunch with my boyfriend and his brother. 99 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,870 Carla didn't know Turk was using his brother as a selling point. 100 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,474 Because no one said family more than Kevin Turk. 101 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,198 - Baby... - Yeah? 102 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:58,592 - Check out my brother's kids. - Oh, they're adorable. 103 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,796 How's that great marriage of yours? 104 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,950 - Over. - Oh, no. 105 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,110 - Say what? - I couldn't take it any more. 106 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,476 - I had to get the hell out of there. - Get the hell out of there? 107 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,279 Do something to change the subject. Anything. 108 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,635 Everybody, soda-chugging contest! 109 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,914 - Excuse me. - When did you have the fajitas? 110 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,440 So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today? 111 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,272 - Yes, we are. - No, we're not. 112 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,557 If you're incubating some kind of man-bat in there, 113 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,633 we should find out as soon as possible. There are vaccinations to consider. 114 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:46,795 Tell you what, we'll compromise. I'll decide this, and you get to decide... 115 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,475 - Sorry, I've got nothing. - It's common to feel differently. 116 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,030 Actually, I'm not the father, he's a bellboy in Greece. 117 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,634 - We think. - Neat. 118 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,076 - It's kicking me. - Who can blame the poor thing? 119 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,077 That's odd. 120 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,837 - What the hell just happened? - I moved your ladder. 121 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,514 I don't know why you keep doing these things to me. 122 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,158 I don't know either. 123 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,993 Well, if it isn't my favourite custodial engineer. 124 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,911 - Do me a favour, will you? - Yeah. 125 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,595 Help me look after this kid. One of the good guys. 126 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,432 I've got a meeting this afternoon, but what do you say 127 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,829 tonight me and you tear it up like we used to? 128 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,319 I've got to work. 129 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,109 Get somebody to cover your ass. I'm only here for the weekend. 130 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,352 I just asked Carla to marry me and you were in there acting like a jerk. 131 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,877 Man, you're engaged? Congratulations. 132 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,837 She hasn't exactly said yes yet. 133 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,912 Sometimes a lady just needs to sleep on it. 134 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,594 - I asked her a week ago. - Damn. 135 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,275 On the bright side, you are definitely flying solo tonight. 136 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,920 I'm out. 137 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,117 Hey, Chris, come on, now, I was just playing. 138 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,156 Chris! 139 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,159 If you really don't want to know the sex, it's time to look away. 140 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,869 Dr Cox, I... Excuse me, I just need you. 141 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,390 This is ridiculous. I'm going to find out the sex of the baby. 142 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,835 Dr Gerson's not gonna tell you. 143 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,148 Look. 144 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,038 Oh, gosh, I guess I'm stuck, then. 145 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,078 All righty. 146 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,071 We'll talk later. 147 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,673 Go. 148 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,910 Out. Chop-chop. 149 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,673 - Sir, can I call you Townsie? - No. 150 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,513 I was having a great time working with Townsie. 151 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,715 Now, Mr Singer here needs a swan, 152 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,234 so why don't you go ahead and do an IJ cut-down? 153 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,788 A cut-down? No one does those anymore. 154 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,917 Shouldn't I do a modified Seldinger? It's much safer. 155 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,468 Nah. Come on, let's do old-school. 156 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,313 - But, sir, I don't... - Scalpel. I'll get the kit. 157 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,959 Somebody... 158 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,828 So often in a hospital, you feel you're alone on an island. 159 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:25,995 Whether it's because you can't bring yourself to make an important decision. 160 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,750 Or because you're waiting for an answer. 161 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,356 Or because you know a secret you wish you didn't. 162 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,192 I was on that island because somebody else put me there. 163 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,273 OK, c'mon now, just cut through. Good. 164 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,876 Open up the vein. But be careful not to nick the carotid artery. 165 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,835 - Oh, boy. - Oh, no. 166 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,596 The vascular surgeon said pick up your patient this evening. 167 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,114 He also said he could give you a loaner patient 168 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,670 if you needed someone to butcher until then, but I didn't get it. 169 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,957 - No one expects you to, son. - OK, thanks. 170 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,511 This sucks, but as bad as I feel, 171 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,876 Dr Townshend feels even worse for making me do the procedure. 172 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,560 Don't worry about it. I'll take the blame. 173 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,153 He hides it well. 174 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,754 Do you really think he wants to get married? 175 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,308 Any guy willing to scour the face of the earth 176 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,709 to find the world's smallest diamond ring 177 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,030 clearly knows exactly what he wants. 178 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,076 I don't know if he's mature enough. 179 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,391 He couldn't stop giggling when he had to operate on Mr Wiener. 180 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,833 - It's a funny name. - Stop it. 181 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,230 Look, the guy is 27 years old, he's a surgeon, 182 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,118 involved in a long-term, monogamous relationship. 183 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,113 As much as I'd love to trash him, I'm not down with the maturity thing. 184 00:10:55,200 --> 00:11:00,069 Barbie! I need you to go to the lab and get Mrs Miller's bloodwork. 185 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,594 I also need you to disimpact Mr Burnett in 317 186 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,194 and what did you say the sex of the child was? 187 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,113 You do those things, and when you're done, 188 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,270 I'll think about telling you the sex. 189 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,955 Seems you went to a swap meet and got yourself a big-boy spine. 190 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,076 - You tell or else. - Or else what? 191 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,879 You'll treat me worse than you usually do? 192 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:24,193 Here's the inside scoop. I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage? 193 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,669 You'll need it when you disimpact Mr Burnett, 194 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:30,673 who is so locked up he's been eating gum, rubber cement or cork. 195 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,672 - Look, Barbie... - Yeah, that's not my name. 196 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,637 Fine. Doctor... 197 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,676 Reid? Really? 198 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,832 - What? - Nothing. 199 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,115 Elliot Reid in the house! 200 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,873 Sit. 201 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,158 - Oh, no, thanks, I'll just... - I'm not asking. 202 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,231 This is the kid I told you about. 203 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,392 We're gonna look out for him. This is Brent, from Parking. 204 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,598 He'll set you up with a sweet spot at the entrance so you're never late again. 205 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,989 Crazy Eyes Margo, from Housekeeping. 206 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,392 She'll make sure you got freshly pressed scrubs in your locker every morning. 207 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,278 This is Troy. You know him from the cafeteria line. 208 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,635 He's gonna stop spitting in your food. 209 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,597 Thank you for that. 210 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,752 I don't understand why we gotta be nice to this punk. 211 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,193 - I said so. - Yeah, but... 212 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,919 Troy. No more warnings. 213 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,910 Bring the hands in. 214 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,870 Bless us and thy gifts we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ. 215 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,713 Look out for each of us, including our new member. 216 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,314 Help Margo to find her way home tonight. 217 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,073 Still, something was bothering me. 218 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,754 How many more times will you make me apologise 219 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,876 for introducing you to your wife? 220 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,714 - Once a month until she's dead. - Sir, do you have a second? 221 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,509 Sport, what did I tell you about my open-door policy? 222 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,397 - I don't have one. - Dr Kelso. 223 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,994 I was the one who nicked the artery on Mr Singer. 224 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,753 Cheese on rye, son, I just said it was me. 225 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,391 Shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks. 226 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,678 Right, first of all, at the very least, I'm interesting-looking, all right? 227 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,991 And secondly, I feel I made that mistake 228 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,072 because Dr Townshend forced me to perform a procedure 229 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,754 that is unsafe and outdated. 230 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,517 Sorry, Townsie. 231 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,436 Let me get this straight. 232 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,671 You screwed up doing something you should be able to handle 233 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,673 and now you're here to tattle on the guy who's taking the bullet for you? 234 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,751 Is that right? 235 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,313 Do me a favour, will you, son? Grab that for me. 236 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,358 Thanks. 237 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,116 I'm sorry, sir. 238 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,357 - Kelly clamp. - Kelly clamp coming right up. 239 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,953 Hey, Rowdy. 240 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:03,354 - You seem distracted. Something wrong? - No, sir. I call everyone Rowdy. 241 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,710 Want me to leave him in the car? 242 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,076 You freaked out my girlfriend. You want to get me fired? 243 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:13,073 - Why not smack me in my face? - Fine. Check this out. 244 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,835 I can't believe this attitude. I've taken care of you your entire life 245 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,595 and I tell you that I'm getting divorced, and you make it about you. 246 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,395 You didn't seem too broken up about it. Why should I care? 247 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,238 She left me, OK? 248 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:36,030 All righty there, Dr Leverage, listen up because here's the real inside scoop. 249 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,793 I could literally sculpt a gigantic Mr Burnett 250 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,519 out of what I just removed from Mr Burnett, 251 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,751 so I think it's in your interest for you to start talking. 252 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,957 Should I get the child a baseball glove or a tutu? 253 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,999 - Girls can play baseball, too. - I know what girls can do. 254 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,389 You've come a long way, baby. Spill, doll. 255 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,755 I really think you should think about this, 256 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,354 so I wrote it down and I put it in an envelope 257 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,795 and then I gave it to her. 258 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,917 Hi, honey. 259 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,719 Oh, you are just so going to pay for this. 260 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,553 Yeah, well, so are you. 261 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,278 Bend over, baby. 262 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,675 I think Mr Singer's gonna be just fine. 263 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,718 Oh, jeez, Bob, don't creep up on me like that. 264 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,792 I almost dropped some fruit in my looms. 265 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,359 I'm sorry, buddy. 266 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,353 Say, listen, nowadays, it has become kind of hospital protocol 267 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,874 to do a modified Seldinger in a case like this. 268 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,793 You do know how to do one of those, don't you? 269 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,313 - Of course. - Good. 270 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,233 Because the patient in bed number two needs one. 271 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,880 You mind doing it for me? 272 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,837 What the hell's this all about? 273 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,959 Nothing, I was just looking over your files 274 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,190 and well... 275 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,670 ...your oesteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonates, 276 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,638 your diabetics aren't on ACE inhibitors. 277 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,474 Doug, a lot of your treatments are pretty out of date. 278 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,553 C'mon, Bob, guys like us, we're set in our ways. 279 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,835 This is not an age thing, Doug. 280 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,593 These days, if you're out of med school five years, 281 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,148 half of what you learned is obsolete. 282 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,674 Why do I spend every other weekend at a seminar 283 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:23,231 in some two-star hotel ballroom that still stinks of last night's prom vomit? 284 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,118 I do it because I have to keep up. 285 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,317 Also, it gives you two days away from the missus, right? 286 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,359 Once again, sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place. 287 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,394 Look, Bob, I just... 288 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,392 I don't have the energy for all that stuff. 289 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,675 Well... 290 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,751 Then we got a problem. 291 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,389 So, you want to talk about what happened? 292 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,755 No, man, look, it's just too depressing. 293 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:01,197 You're in a bad place, but you'll get through it. Give it time. 294 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,475 What am I supposed to do until then? 295 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,599 Barkeep, I'm going to need these two glasses and that bottle of whiskey. 296 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,150 Excuse me, my brother definitely needs to borrow your hat. 297 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,515 And for the love of all that is holy, 298 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,592 would somebody please put on some country? 299 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,469 - We are a horrible couple. - You couldn't be more wrong. 300 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:30,634 Even though that isn't my kid in there, I still want to feel connected 301 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,473 and I just thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew. 302 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,152 It's funny. 303 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,597 Every time I think you're the same old, sharp-edged jackass, 304 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,071 you turn around and do something to remind me that you're such a pansy! 305 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:52,119 Listen. I was hoping the two of us could find out when the baby comes. 306 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,398 But if you really need to know now, just keep it to yourself. 307 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,831 Run away there, missy, cos guilt trips don't work on old Perrerino. 308 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,833 If you're still standing there when I turn around, 309 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,798 I'm gonna have them erase your name, too. 310 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,711 Goodnight, sir. 311 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,268 It's not always easy to do the right thing. 312 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,399 This is to my brother, y'all, my brother! 313 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,837 Like putting someone else's feelings first for a change. 314 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,832 Even if it goes against what you really want. 315 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,313 No. 316 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,073 Of course, there's always ramifications. 317 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,230 My car. 318 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,915 You think it's my fault he got fired? 319 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,958 - Why would you say that? - No reason. 320 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:57,511 Let's see you drive home now, Mr Doctor Man. 321 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,831 Troy! I said just stand there, didn't I? 322 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,389 Yeah. 323 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,990 I may have to get rid of the guy. 324 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,237 Even if you do the right thing, there's no guarantee it'll turn out right. 325 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,077 He ain't heavy, he's my brother... 326 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,597 She's not with him. 327 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,798 And she ain't with me. She's with Rowdy. Not like that. 328 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,759 Because even something as harmless as 20 or 30 drinks with your brother 329 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,308 can end up biting you on the ass.