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I still can't believe
you guys are getting married.
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I know. All my girlfriends
think I'm crazy.
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About... you...
because you're so damn cute.
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Good save.
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- Thanks for coming out tonight.
- This is the only way to celebrate,
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with close friends...
and Nurse Roberts.
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Hey, don't get all pissy now. You said,
"My treat, order whatever you want."
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You didn't say, "Except the lobster."
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I said no shellfish.
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I wasn't really mad.
This was great, except for one thing.
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- Can't celebrate without beer.
- Absolutely.
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Sure, Paul was dating Elliot,
but luckily I'm not the jealous type.
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Well, I'll go ahead
and make a little toast here.
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A toast that only people that
have known Turk and Carla
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more than a week will understand.
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You guys rock. You do.
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How's that taste, blondie?
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You know, I've just gotten
to know you as a couple,
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but you remind me of my grandparents.
They were married for 65 years,
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Every night, before Grandpa and Grandma
walked around the block,
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he would look deep into her eyes
as if to say, "I'd follow you anywhere."
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Anyway, the way you two
just looked at each other,
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I could've sworn I was looking at them.
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Lame! This guy.
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Morning, Dr Kelso.
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How is it this hospital gets up in arms
if our MRI machine misses a tumour,
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but every morning our coffee machine
spits out warm urine
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- and nobody gives two hoots?
- We missed a tumour?
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Who cares? Point is I have to go across
the street to get coffee.
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Piping hot coffee that puts a hop
in your step and your ass in the john.
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I just wish I really knew
why it hurt so much right here.
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Mr Simms,
it could be because it's damp out.
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It could also be because four days ago
I sliced your chest open with a knife.
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You had surgery, buddy, you'll be fine.
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Dr Dorian,
I have a couple of minutes off.
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Would you like me to show you
that technique I told you about?
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See, now what you wanna do
is choke up on the club, like this.
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And then hit this bad boy
like a baseball.
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You can't teach that.
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No, you cannot, my friend,
no, you cannot.
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So what was up with Mr Simms
back there?
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During his open-lung biopsy,
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I accidentally nicked his intercostal
artery, now he's got a haematoma.
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- Are you gonna tell him?
- What, and risk a lawsuit?
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Besides, it'll heal just fine, anyway.
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Hey, throw me another ball.
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- Do you believe in bad karma?
- No.
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Hot cup of lava coming through.
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I don't know, me, I think karma
keeps the universe in order.
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Karma-shmarma.
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If you're not getting
the length on the drive you need
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a lot of the better pros
take a running start.
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Righty-o!
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In medicine, you get used to seeing
a lot of horrible things.
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Morning, sport.
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My God, do not say splotchy.
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- Good splotchy, Dr Splotchy.
- Oh, it's barely noticeable.
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- Oh, dark roast.
- Dammit.
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There she is.
Are you ready to be born today?
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Get away from my stomach
or I'll put you in a leg lock
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and snap your bird neck
with my enormous thighs.
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- Enjoy your special day.
- Thanks.
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Now, in honour
of this little goblin's arrival,
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I have gone ahead and taken
care of everything.
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Dr Gerson will be waiting
to induce you.
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She will also administer
the world's largest epidural.
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I have awfully under-qualified residents
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covering all of my patients
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so that I can be with you
every step of the way
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and here's the kicker.
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I have traded every single one
of my weekends,
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I have called in every favour,
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and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass
in this fluorescent hellhole
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so that I could secure for you,
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the one-and-only, mack-daddy,
out-of-your-mind birthing suite
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in this entire hospital.
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Nice job, Alice.
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- Hey, Paul.
- What are you doing down here?
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I just need a nurse to help me out.
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This nametag says
"Paul Flowers, Nurse",
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not "Paul Flowers, Boyfriend".
Now, what do you need?
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Mr Mahoney threw up on himself.
He needs a bath.
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Hey, Deena,
my girlfriend's got a job for you.
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- Right...
- Paul, I just want you to know.
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I am having such a good time with you.
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Me, too.
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Sorry I didn't call last night.
I just crashed.
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No big deal.
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You don't let little things bother you.
Like now, you've got pit stains
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and you're like, whatever,
I'm working hard.
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What can I say?
I'm an easy-going gal.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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I need deodorant
and a dry top over here!
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Doctors love to use humour.
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Well, Mr Foster,
your blood tests are back,
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and the good news is
you're not pregnant.
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Cos your...
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I said, "not pregnant."
Is this thing on?
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And hey, what is the deal with Q-tips?
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They're not Qs
and they're not tips.
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But unfortunately,
the CAT scan suggests
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a laceration in your spleen,
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which is why I asked
for a surgical consult.
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So how'd this happen anyway?
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A golf ball hit my windshield
and I drove into a tree.
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OK, here's the deal.
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You are in fact supposed to be
up in the mack-daddy suite,
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but the woman who's in there
is in her 40th hour of labour.
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Did you explain to her
that it is my room?
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I started to, then she screamed,
grunted, pooped on the table.
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God, it cracks me up that they never
tell pregnant women to expect that one.
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I'm going to poo in front of people?
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No.
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Yeah.
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- We are so done talking.
- Don't tease me.
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- Where's Dr Gerson?
- With that woman.
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Who the hell will take care of me?
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- She's sending her resident.
- Hey, happy couple.
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Hi, I'm Donna Berlutti,
but you can call me Dr Donna!
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- Carla, you know how I'm really crazy?
- Sure, what's up?
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It's so hard
to hide the crazy from Paul.
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I hear you, girl.
Turk and I are engaged,
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and only last week I admitted the reason
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I don't touch the seat in the bathroom
isn't germs
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but because I'm afraid of toilet snakes.
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And now so am I.
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With men, you just have to hold out
until they're invested enough
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they won't run away at the first thing.
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I know, and with Paul, I feel like
we're getting pretty close now.
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- So, you guys have...
- Not yet.
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- But tonight's our fourth date.
- Four dates?
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One date longer than the sluts,
one date shorter than prudes.
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I am Four-Date Reid.
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Yeah, but what about
that surgeon the other...?
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I'm Four-Date Reid!
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Hey, cutie.
Hey! You ready for our third date?
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Fourth. You forgot the time we ran
into each other at the coffee machine.
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You shut up.
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Hi.
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Why am I playing golf?
This is all Tiger Woods' fault.
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This guy'll sue the hospital, we'll get
fired, we'll have to become male whores.
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Successful whores.
A nicer apartment and some bling-bling,
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- but male whores nonetheless.
- Relax. Nobody knows about this but us.
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- We'll be fine.
- Hey, hey, hey, guys.
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Check out the personalised golf club
cosy I found on the roof.
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Hi, Davy.
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You and your stupid Christmas present.
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One of the balls you hit
went through the windshield of my van.
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No big deal.
I just expect you to replace it.
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Your windshield's
been broken for a year.
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Yeah, I know. Still...
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Oh, no!
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Looks like we're in a pickle.
Pick, pick, pickle.
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Here's the keys.
Have it back by tomorrow.
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- Who are you?
- Dr Turk.
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I don't care.
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I'm not gonna lie to you there, Bob.
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I have not been
having the greatest day.
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I just drew in this eyebrow five
minutes ago, so cry me a river.
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Anyway, Jordan and I got stuck
in this crappy room
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and I was wondering if... whew!
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If you want a favour, don't beat
around the bush, just curtsey.
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I beg your pardon, there, Backdraft?
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You heard what I said. Well?
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Always remember
how I made you do that.
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Hey, fellas!
Always nice to have visitors.
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So, what's the dealio?
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Ted, how bad would it really be
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if two doctors were hitting
golf balls off the roof
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and they caused a car accident
and the driver needed surgery?
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Ted?
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Hey, fellas.
Always nice to have visitors.
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- So what's the dealio?
- No dealio, Ted.
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We just stopped by to say hi.
Hi.
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See you later, buddy.
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- Later.
- Hmm!
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- We knew what we had to do.
- Let's come clean.
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Let's not tell anyone ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever.
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- Ever?
- Ever.
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I guess it's hard to predict
how a person will react.
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So, you wanna come in?
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Nah, it's OK.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Well, Jordan, why don't we just
think of today as a test run?
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Other times, people react
exactly how you think they will.
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The only way I could've felt
more taken care of
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is if I were at a four-star resort,
or a spa, or a Third World country
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where you boil your own sewage
if you want something to drink.
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Oh, and by the way,
giant, giant feather in your cap
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for how much power you wield here
after 15 years!
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Come on, come on, Jordan.
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I am so sorry everything fell apart
today, honest to God I am.
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I guarantee when you get here tomorrow,
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Dr Gerson will, in fact,
be in the super-deluxe birthing suite.
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So that you can go ahead
and have that storybook, drug-addled,
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Pitocin-induced pregnancy you've
dreamed of since you were a small girl.
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But in the meantime,
you gotta cut me a little slack.
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I mean, come on,
it's not like I see the real father
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- running around here busting his hump.
- Oh, that's nice. I'm going home.
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- No, no, you're not.
- Bye-bye.
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Jordan, your water just broke.
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This kid's annoying me already.
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I think having babies is so much fun.
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- I will choke her.
- Dr Berlutti, no more talking.
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Oh, you know,
I really prefer Dr Donna.
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No means no, Pep Squad,
now beat it. And Jordan...
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I am not gonna leave your side
until that baby is delivered.
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- Get the hell out of here.
- What?
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I'm serious. Why don't you do us
both a favour and get out?
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Fine.
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It's important to stay positive.
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Get me an epidural
before I rip your teeth out!
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Okey-dokey.
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- Hey, Girl's Name.
- What?
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Give me a break.
I got a lot on my mind, Ellen.
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Look at that, I bounced back.
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Anyway, the cave bat
just kicked me out of its lair.
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Seeing as I no longer have my
all-access pass to Crazy Town,
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I need you to occasionally go in
and poke her with a broomstick,
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just to see how she's doing.
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- Dr Cox.
- Please, just check on her, OK?
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What if she has the baby
while I'm in there?
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- Here it comes!
- What the hell is that?
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Get it off! Get it off!
Somebody get it off!
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I'll check on her later.
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- Elliot, wait up. Elliot.
- Hey.
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I wanted to explain about last night.
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We had a great time and I know
you wanted me to come in to...
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Oh, no, no, no, I invited you
in to see my fish tank.
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Is that what you ladies
are calling it nowadays?
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- Careful, Todd.
- Sorry, Nurse Flowers, sir.
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Elliot, I think you're an amazing girl,
I really do.
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But something just didn't feel right
about last night.
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I've rushed things with people
in the past,
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and I don't wanna do that with you.
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In the past?
Does he have an ex-girlfriend?
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Is that her? Slut!
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I feel the same way.
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- Hey!
- Oh, I am on to you.
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I'm going this way.
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So now, why'd you finally agree
to marry Gandhi?
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Well, he's amazing in bed
and he has an awesome CD collection.
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Seriously. What got you to the point
where you weren't scared anymore?
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Please, I'm still terrified.
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Good luck finding a pen cap
at the nurses' station.
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- Know why?
- Why?
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- Ate 'em all.
- Sounds like good roughage.
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What do you do
when you get scared?
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Run away, get a divorce, drink alone.
You know, the classics.
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The thing is that this time I am
killing myself for this woman
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and I'm still getting my ass
handed to me.
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There is no Shangri-La, you know.
Every relationship is messed up.
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What makes it perfect is if you still
wanna be there when things really suck.
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- You know, I'm not so sure.
- It'll come to you.
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Right, gentlemen, either of you
in the market for a van? $500.
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- The windshield cost that much.
- Oh, 800.
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- No, thanks.
- Come on.
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There's still half a deer in the back.
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I think that's a deer.
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After being blackmailed,
I decided to check in on Jordan.
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You tell me, Donna.
Do I look like I need more drugs?
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Ow, my face!
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Then again, I have other problems.
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I know some windshield hush money
won't keep the karma gods
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from coming after Turk and me.
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Q-tip, Dr Murphy called.
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They need you
to cover his call tonight.
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Dude, Dr Wen's
doing a stomach stapling
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and he wants you to be there
to hold back the guy's fat flap.
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Apparently, my face
is scaring my patients,
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so you're gonna take them off
my hands for about a week.
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Turk, the Dairy Queen burned down.
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- No.
- Now do you see?
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I can't take it.
I cannot hide the crazy a minute longer.
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The worst part is, Paul is this perfect
guy who wants to take things slow.
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I'm this mountain of cuckoo
about to erupt
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and spew molten crazy over him
and he's gonna die like this.
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Calm down. Do what I used to do.
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Find people who don't even know Paul,
and just let it out in little bursts.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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When I was a kid,
I got a sunburn like that.
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I just peeled all the skin off,
put it in a pile and ate it.
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Good Lord.
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For us, it was time
to face the karmic music.
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- We hit your car with that golf ball.
- Well, technically, it was Dr Turk.
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You liar. OK, it was you!
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You know what, it really doesn't matter.
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Why were you guys
hitting golf balls way downtown?
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- Downtown?
- I told you it wasn't us.
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This is almost exactly like
the kind of picnics
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I had with my mother.
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You're so cute.
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And now it's exactly like 'em.
You got something in your tooth.
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I can't believe
I have something on my teeth.
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Get it off, get it off.
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- Did I get it?
- No, but don't worry about it.
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So, anyway, I was thinking... Elliot?
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Elliot, is everything all right?
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Everything's great, yeah!
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Come here.
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What?
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It's just, well, this is what
bothered me the other night.
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I know there's something wrong
but you won't talk about it.
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I guess sometimes it feels like
you're holding back.
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Of course I'm holding back!
I'm insane, you idiot.
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Remember when you told me
I had pit stains?
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I've cried every 15 minutes
on the half-hour since you told me.
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I am racked with self-doubt,
I'm claustrophobic,
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germophobic, phobia-phobic.
I talk to myself, I talk to my cat,
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I talk to three separate shrinks
about the fact
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that my cats respond to me
in my mother's voice,
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and yesterday, when that stupid,
pretty surgical nurse
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handed you latex gloves,
I almost killed a guy I was stitching up
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because I couldn't stop thinking about
you having sex on a box of steaks.
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Why a box of steaks? My dad
had an affair with a female butcher.
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And, as I mentioned before, I am insane.
There, I opened up. Are you happy?
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No.
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I'm incredibly turned on.
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I've gotta, uh,
get this right outta my teeth.
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Excuse me.
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- [crash]
- Ow! I'm OK.
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I still believe in karma, and if I
wasn't being punished for Mr Golf Ball,
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I think I knew where
my bad karma was coming from.
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I don't know that many straight guys
that wear cologne.
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- I'm down to one spritz.
- Hmm?
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Look, Dr Cox asked me
to check in on you.
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I'm sorry
I haven't been here until now.
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- He asked you to check on me?
- Yep.
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00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:41,478
- So, how're you doing?
- Well, I've ruined everything.
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All he tried to do was take care
of me and show me he loved me.
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00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,315
But, no, I had to drive him away
because I don't like being vulnerable
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even when I'm normal,
let alone with my ankles in stirrups
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and my cootchie on display.
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So, now he's gone away for good
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00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,148
and I would like to get
this stupid thing out of me
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so I can go home and kill myself.
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00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,998
Well, you sound good.
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00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,469
I was going to tell him
the truth eventually.
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00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,915
I just wanted to see
if he was going to be with me
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because he wanted to,
not because he had to.
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- Do you know what I mean?
- What are you talking about?
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It's his baby, stupid.
Don't tell anyone.
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00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,636
All right, Kappa Gamma says
it's time to get this thing underway,
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00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,508
so I don't care if you want me here
or not, I'm staying.
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00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,319
- Whatever, all right.
- Good.
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00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,551
What were you talking about?
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00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,757
Apartheid.
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00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,070
- It's wrong.
- Oh...
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Call me New Agey,
but I think karma's a powerful force.
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I honestly don't know what put
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00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,239
the idea of golfing on the roof
in my head.
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00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,311
Dude, it is so nice out here.
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00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,198
Do you mind if I take it down
to the banana hammock?
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00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,713
Because I honestly believe
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00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,598
if you've got some bad karma
coming your way, well...
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00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,908
Hi, Dr Kelso.
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00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,389
You can't hide from it.
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00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,269
Karma's really just
doing the right thing.
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00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,238
So, anyway, Mr Simms,
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00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,357
I wanted to explain to you
why your chest was hurting.
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00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,635
During surgery, I...
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00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,950
Or about being who you really are.
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00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,756
Either way, it's a lot to think about.
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00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,389
Oh, my God, would you look
at the mug on Jordan's baby?
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00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,835
Must have one butt-ugly father.
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00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,672
Yeah.
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00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,796
Damn you, karma.
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