1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,831 You've been avoiding Dr Cox 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,388 since Jordan told you her baby was actually his. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,472 This chance meeting is a sign. Time to let go of the secret. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,790 You just need to find a smooth way in. 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,996 Hey, Dr Cox. Taking a whizz? 6 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,311 We've been over this before, Newbie. Eyes front, no talking. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,755 OK, fine, I'll just read the wall. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,149 "JD has a tiny pickle." 9 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,312 Kudos for honesty there, Newbie, but again no talking. 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,356 Dr Cox, I have to tell you something. 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,829 Aw, Perry, you pee standing up at work? 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:36,072 That is so cute. Would you come on? We're on a tight schedule. 13 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,709 You know, with all the baby weight you haven't lost yet, 14 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,270 I went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now. 15 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,831 Aw, that's lovely. Well, hello, sailor. 16 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,759 Ahoy. 17 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,833 My goodness, Newbie, are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here 18 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,957 that you've in fact, stopped peeing mid-stream? 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,871 I may have. 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,389 Yes! 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,675 I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced. 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,832 They act like they hate each other, but that's just for show. 23 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,239 Yeah, whatever. 24 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,436 Are you going to stretch before you play? 25 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,956 Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery. 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,555 I always get my ass kicked but not today. 27 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,872 And that's game. 28 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,711 How the hell did we lose? We have Chet. 29 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,519 - Sorry, man. - Chet, you suck. 30 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,435 You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk, OK. 31 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,229 And just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball. 32 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,151 What do you say? 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,434 - Maybe a little. - Y'all got hockey. 34 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,477 Why do you think they got divorced? 35 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,711 No idea. I can't believe you had to pee in front of Jordan. 36 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,836 I could not do that. Paul's my boyfriend 37 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,990 and I make him turn the TV way up when I go. 38 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,959 Plus, he's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies. 39 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,429 You're a doctor. Stop calling it twosies. 40 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,512 Oh, with patients I say dookie. Oh, dookie. 41 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,115 Well, Maggie, I can only assume you are wiling away the morning 42 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,432 cat-chatting with your favourite gal pal because you've finished pre-rounding. 43 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,078 - Haven't started yet. - What? 44 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,196 - Gotcha. Finished. - That's a good one. 45 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,919 - Quite the prankster. - I could tell some stories. 46 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,197 If there's a God, you never will. This is Mrs Grayson's chart. 47 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,716 Her private-practice doctor just showed up so I am off this one. 48 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,792 Well, is there anything I need to do for her lung nodule? 49 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,235 I don't know, what do you say start her on 20 CCs 50 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,311 of "it's not my problem anymore?" 51 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,029 Another pretentious private-practice guy 52 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,998 who'll order me around while he counts his money all day. 53 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,197 - Hey, you must be JD. - He knows my name. 54 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,034 I'm Dr Fisher, I go by Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life. 55 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,998 Look at this. Don't believe me? I already got you a latte. 56 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,911 - Thanks. A latte. - That's funny. 57 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,436 - We got a good one, Sally. - How's that funny? Ah, just go with it. 58 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,308 I always pull pranks. Before, Dr Cox was like, "Did you do pre-rounding?" 59 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,789 Sorry to interrupt. I do wanna hear that story. 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,155 Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally? 61 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,673 Yeah... 62 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,548 You're thinking why didn't you do that, but would it overstep boundaries? 63 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,995 What if I was a territorial ass with a giant ego 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,117 or a territorial ego with a giant ass? Stop me, Sally! 65 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,078 You're gonna help me. Help me get Sally out of bed, 66 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,754 That way, I can go back to trying to get her into bed. 67 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,751 - Stop! - You stop, foxy lady. 68 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,718 You're doing great. From now on, follow your instincts. 69 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,268 And you, don't flirt so much. 70 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,792 Wanna make him jealous? 71 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,995 No. 72 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,230 Thanks a latte. Thanks a lot. 73 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,117 Thanks a latte. I got it! 74 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,116 At a hospital, there's always one sure way to deal with boredom. 75 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,317 You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy? 76 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,029 It's insensitive, but let's face it, narcolepsy is a funny condition. 77 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,953 And it can be triggered by a number of things. 78 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,359 Like stress. 79 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,830 Or anger from, say, three double bogies in a row. 80 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,589 - Or, in Mr Hilliard's case... - Sexual arousal? 81 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,470 I'm going in. 82 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,632 Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy, 83 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,393 cos if it is, Mr Roberts has got it. 84 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,917 First she'll stick her chest out and then she'll toss her hair. 85 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,353 That's sexy. 86 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,750 - Pen drop. - Oops. 87 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,873 That did it. 88 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,718 Hell, yeah. 89 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,110 I have a boyfriend. Work is going well. 90 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,555 I feel cute for the first time in my life. 91 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,676 My self-esteem cannot be touched. 92 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,035 It's been so weird since I got engaged. 93 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,078 You're right, I'll never get married. Message received. 94 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,594 - This is about me. - Really? Oh, OK. 95 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,796 I don't feel attractive at all lately, 96 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,950 like I've lost my spark or something. 97 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,759 Remember what Kelso said about your hair yesterday? 98 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,478 It makes you look frumpy. 99 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,553 - I thought he said clumpy. - How is that better? 100 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,790 You don't know. 101 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,433 - Morning, boys. - Sir, this is where we play. 102 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,308 Funny, I thought this was where we worked. 103 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,392 Dr Kelso, I have a low anterior resection this afternoon 104 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,438 and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best. 105 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,988 Well, I'd really like grandkids someday, 106 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,039 but the last five Christmases, my son has brought his roommate Brad home, 107 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,429 so you tell me whether life is fair. 108 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,596 You did your residency here, too? 109 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,150 Are you kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang, for crying out loud. 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,630 Laverne, remember that time you and I got a little crazy, right? 111 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,871 Went down to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in. 112 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,235 - Remember? - You hitting the crack pipe? 113 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,118 That's the kinda magic I'm talking about, buddy. 114 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,668 - Hey, ladies. - You must know each other. 115 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,955 - Dr Cox. - Petey. 116 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,636 Sometimes in an awkward situation, it's best to go to your happy place. 117 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,233 It's not uncommon. 118 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:35,074 A lot of people keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD? 119 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,515 Jay, you're so crazy. 120 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,350 We have a little history, yeah. 121 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,599 What's up his pooper? 122 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,116 He's mad cos I went into private practice and he's in this hellhole. 123 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,838 That guy was my mentor, man. 124 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,309 I lived and breathed for that guy's approval. 125 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,515 That's lame. 126 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,670 Once you learn his tricks, it's easier. 127 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,193 - Tell me about it. - Yeah. 128 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,998 No, I'm serious. Tell me about it. 129 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,316 Well, you know when he gets on his rants, 130 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,154 he gets all hyped up, his veins stick out of his neck and he starts yelling? 131 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,277 When he's done, look at him, stare him in the eye and say, 132 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,237 "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" 133 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,470 I don't know why, but it works. Trust me. 134 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,199 How do you get him to stop calling you girls' names? 135 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,748 - Girls' names? - Oh, never mind. 136 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,913 Dookies. 137 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,277 - I've got to get this thing fixed. - Allow me. 138 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,679 May I? 139 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,909 Ah, yep. 140 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,070 See what you got here is a Medicom XJ. 141 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,118 It has a hip guard. I'm guessing it's always coming loose. 142 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:45,398 - It is always coming loose. - Been there, seen it, fixed it. 143 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,199 - Give that a try, missy. - Thank you. 144 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,909 For what? For doing my job? This kinda thing gets me up in the morning. 145 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,991 That and the smell of urinal cakes. 146 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,430 - I'll see you around. Have a good one. - Back at you. 147 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,276 - What are you smiling about? - I just made a new friend. 148 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,309 This is so unfair. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off. 149 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,870 You and I, we've got basketball, Nurse Roberts has got her stories. 150 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,076 Some guy named DRK loves Ms Pac-Man, 151 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,276 cos he's got the high score of 41 million. 152 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,998 DRK? 153 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,869 Dr Kelso. 154 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,517 Ms Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head. 155 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,398 Eat those dots, you naughty, naughty girl. 156 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,433 - Hey, Dr Cox. - Hey, buddy. 157 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,158 I was just thinking about you. 158 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,233 How it might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out. 159 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,515 Somebody I could call, gosh, my resident, 160 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,875 and we'd do stuff together, medical stuff. 161 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,554 It would just be peaches. But then it occurred to me 162 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,713 a guy who looked a hell of lot like you used to be that guy. 163 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,916 Monica, just because you have a new buddy 164 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,833 doesn't mean you can suddenly drop your regular duties 165 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,229 and I know I just said "drop your duties." 166 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,356 And so help me God, if you even smile 167 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,874 I will crush you into two little Newbie cubes 168 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,748 and hang you from my rearview mirror. What you gotta say for yourself? 169 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,353 Just do it. 170 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,749 I'm sorry, did you say something? 171 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,995 Welcome to today's lecture: the Biomechanical Reaction Of Dr Perry Cox 172 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,752 When He's Not Being Listened To. 173 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,558 Stage one: The Jaw Clench. 174 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,432 Quickly followed by stage two: Syllable Elongation. 175 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,718 Newbie, I re-hee-hee-ly don't have time to repeat myself. 176 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:46,349 Finally, stage three, Cox begrudgingly offers a little respect, 177 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,273 then distances himself by overusing the word "there." 178 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,397 But I gotta give it to you there for yanking my chain there. 179 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,799 There. 180 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,156 The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage. 181 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,831 Get ready. 182 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,356 I'll tell you what there, Newbie. 183 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,079 If you wanna stick around and help me out 184 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,833 with Mrs Riley's pericardiocentisis after work, 185 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,433 that'd be great. 186 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,353 I knew this was his way of reaching out, but still... 187 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,954 - I have plans tonight. - What plans? 188 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,600 Think of something believable. Grandma died. 189 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,636 No, if she does die, you'll feel awful 190 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,518 and she's no spring chicken. I should call her. 191 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,388 But when we talk, I have nothing to say. How about asking me how I am for once? 192 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,076 - Newbie. - My grandma died. 193 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,272 Hello, Mr Hilliard. 194 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,759 Hey. 195 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,071 I just wanna make sure you're comfortable. 196 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,391 - Who are you? - They call me Carla. 197 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,311 OK, Carla it is. 198 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,836 Mr Hilliard? Do I have something on my... 199 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,634 ...lips? 200 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,870 Nope. Totally clean. 201 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,517 I felt guilty about blowing off Dr Cox to grab a beer with Pete. 202 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,195 Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress. 203 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,113 The kid's a doctor, for crying out loud, he saves lives. 204 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:19,273 That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas. 205 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,318 - Three-day weekend. - Three-day weekend. Columbus Day. 206 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,834 That's coming up, right? Come on. 207 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,354 Everyone deals with problems in their own way. 208 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,517 Some lash out at others. 209 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,278 Some just end up lashing out at themselves. 210 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,068 And some people just try to hide. 211 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,276 Nancy. Nancy. 212 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,039 Unfortunately, that never works. 213 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,836 Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night. 214 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,797 I should've told you I was with Pete. 215 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,838 Did we just slip into some alternate dimension 216 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,718 where I give a flying duckie about what you say and do? 217 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,394 I know he's in private practice and everything, 218 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,277 but Pete's a really cool guy. 219 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,920 He is a bad guy. And Newbie, if you're smart, 220 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,638 you will stay away from him. 221 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,551 Oh, my God. 222 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:21,110 You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor. 223 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,270 - No, I'm not. - Laverne? 224 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,271 - Jealous. - Ta-da! 225 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,875 Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now. 226 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,758 Don't worry about it, champ. It's all right to need me. 227 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,072 Touchdown. 228 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,231 - Hi, Happy. - I'm hideous. 229 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,311 I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. 230 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,038 Watch this. 231 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,714 Todd, I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors. 232 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,792 - Do you have one for me? - Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. 233 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,598 How did he not say, "In my pants?" 234 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,399 What is so different about me since I got engaged? 235 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,075 Wait. I found one. It's not made of wood, but give me a minute. 236 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,114 Have you checked Mr Oberman for hypertension? 237 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,760 Because I've got hypertension right here. 238 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,239 No way... 239 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,353 Boobies. 240 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,839 Charts. 241 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,273 - I know it was you. - You mean this right here? 242 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,193 - This is mine from home. - 40 million, son. 243 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,875 Do you know how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? 244 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,190 - People died. - Well, what about me, sir? 245 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,191 I need to play basketball. 246 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:34,034 Since you lost that stupid game, aren't you more stressed than usual? 247 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,639 Open! Open! Open! 248 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,992 - Maybe a little. - So what do we do now? 249 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,719 Now, this is how you relieve stress. 250 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,592 Dammit to hell. 251 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,758 The janitor's a nice person? 252 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,319 He is such a sweetie. 253 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,837 I'll ask him an innocuous question, 254 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,276 and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it. 255 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,271 - How's it going? - Very well, sir. 256 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,316 Thank you for asking. How are you? 257 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,312 - Do you not see the hate? - What is wrong with you? 258 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,592 - That was a good one. - I think so. 259 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,669 All right. Go. 260 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,716 Hold it. No. 261 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,392 He's doing it. 262 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,279 What's the deal, Alpha Dog? Gonna cut me some slack? 263 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,874 Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! 264 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,396 OK, good answer. I understand you're seeing Jordan again. 265 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,835 I just wanted to say, seriously, good for you. 266 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,275 Know what would be seriously good for you? 267 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,716 - More bran in my diet? - Never mention Jordan again. 268 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,552 Do you guys mind if I turn on CNN? 269 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,473 My grandma bought me a stock. I wanna see how it's doing. 270 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,028 Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy? 271 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,032 Cool, these guys are finally starting to get along. 272 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,031 - Or not. - No big deal. 273 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,918 I'll do one of these to change the channel. 274 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,076 We can just leave it on this station. 275 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,594 Mr Hilliard, I like my body. 276 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,272 - OK. - I didn't always. 277 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,032 When I was ten years old, 278 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,554 my swim coach told me my butt stuck out too much. 279 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,474 Now I like it when my boyfriend looks at my wagon and goes, bam! 280 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,437 You know? I'm OK with my curves. 281 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,274 Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine. 282 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,998 Mr Hilliard! 283 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,559 I can hop out of the shower 284 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,359 and look at my body for ten seconds without losing it. 285 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,830 That's more than most women. But when I can't make you fall asleep, 286 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,630 it's like hearing my swim coach's voice again. And my body doesn't deserve that. 287 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,676 - What can I do? - Fall asleep. 288 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,591 - I'm not attracted to you. - Why? 289 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,638 - You remind me of my sister. - But I'm not your sister. 290 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,110 That's what I'm talking about. 291 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,669 - Had to be done. - OK, terrific. 292 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,149 Grown-ups tackle each other all the time. 293 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,196 I can't change what already happened. 294 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,431 But believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone. 295 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,273 Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was... 296 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,715 Oh, hell, I'll say it. It was awesome. 297 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,678 You went and took something that did not belong to you. 298 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,876 A little possessive, but I'm flattered. 299 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,632 Worse than that, 300 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,792 you did it knowing full well exactly how I felt about her. 301 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,190 He just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her. 302 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,352 Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move. 303 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,510 That's a lie. You bought me a latte. 304 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,637 Hey, guys. 305 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,836 We were having problems. 306 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,753 Problems that you knew about because I confided in you. 307 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,879 What did you do with the information? You used it to get Jordan into bed. 308 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,713 - Didn't you? - Perry, come on. 309 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,874 Go. 310 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,752 And finally the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced 311 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,671 became abundantly clear. 312 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,515 Yes. 313 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,795 Get in there. 314 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,599 - Say it. - I'm your bitch. 315 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,832 Don't be too hard on yourself. You've only been playing this for 56 years. 316 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,912 Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours? 317 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,637 Dave, I've never seen him before in my life. 318 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,358 Really? 319 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,512 Dave. Hey, man, you don't got... 320 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,956 Yeah, I do. Don't you run from me. 321 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,679 Kelso! 322 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,435 Hey, hey, Jack Daniels, what's crackin'? 323 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,988 My cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight. 324 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,674 Tall girls, tiny shorts. You in? 325 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,069 - I think I'm gonna pass. - I get it. 326 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,720 Still in Perririno's corner. That's OK, buddy. 327 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,836 Look, just a word to the wise, all right? 328 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,195 Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to. 329 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,759 I mean that. 330 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,070 Yikes. I gotta go. OK? 331 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,798 Hi. Can I buy you a house? 332 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,235 I guess sometimes it comes down to loyalty. 333 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,833 Hey, Dr Cox. 334 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,115 Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie. 335 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,113 - Know what's weird? - That you're allowed to talk? 336 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,636 I never blamed Jordan. I was chief resident, I was here all the time, 337 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,393 and I always made damn sure she knew she came second. 338 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,518 But God Almighty, I'm trying harder this time. 339 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,636 I just hope I'm doing the right thing. 340 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,156 Who cares if Jordan wants to keep it a secret? Tell him it's his baby. 341 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,629 Scream it from the mountains. Dr Cox! 342 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,632 - Oh, there you are. - Hey, babe. 343 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,517 Hi, handsome. How are you? 344 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,557 Oh, hello, DJ. 345 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,200 - Hey, Jordan. How you doing? - Oh. 346 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,477 Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories. 347 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,919 Whether it's victories over your insecurities. 348 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,352 Dr Kelso...? 349 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,950 Or security's victory over you. 350 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,599 Kelso! 351 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,275 Either way, you've got to choose your battles. 352 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,477 I want you to tell her the truth. Tell her that you're a surly, 353 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,835 devious, horrible excuse for a human being. 354 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,838 Who's that? 355 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,032 - It's my son. - Oh, my God, JD. 356 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,076 I'm sorry, I didn't even see him there. 357 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,310 No, no, no. I'm glad he heard it. 358 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,188 I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us. 359 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,952 I'm so sorry. 360 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,070 Who the hell are you? 361 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,390 Go on. Beat it. 362 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,994 Scram! 363 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,836 All right, stick around.