1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,794 Maybe it's because spring is around the corner, 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,474 but lately it feels like romance is in the air. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,755 - How's that? - You close your eyes too early. 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,035 And you always go in right. Try going left. 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,429 - The girls'll dig that. - OK. Fo'shizzle. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,353 What's up, girl? 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,908 Nothing that dog did in life could deserve that. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,755 What you talking about? My man's single, he's running drills to keep sharp. 9 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,752 It would be great if you never mention this to anyone, ever. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,994 Are you crazy? You know she'll say something. We're talking about Carla. 11 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,878 - So now I'm a gossip? - Yeah, you gossip all the time. 12 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,076 - Since when? - Since ever. To everybody. 13 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:42,278 It's weird, ever since they got engaged, Turk and Carla have argued constantly. 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,189 You want some kibble? 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,034 I guess I always hoped that the longer you're a couple, the easier it got. 16 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,948 No noise. 17 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,634 And the whole world gets it. You love your body. 18 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,314 Put your damn shirt on, no one's making a calendar. 19 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,109 And be a sweetie and get me a juice, will you? Thanks so much. 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,078 As much as it may seem like it to me personally, 21 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,995 I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are, in fact, not in prison. 22 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,150 And I am just so not your bitch. 23 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,708 Watch your language in front of the baby. 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,916 You're gonna have to trust me on this one. 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,197 Seeing as you're his mother, he's gonna hear that word early, 26 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:23,195 and he's gonna hear it often. Like... non-stop. 27 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,955 Maybe it's easier to be a new couple, because you can't see what's ahead. 28 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,794 Tonight, I am going to make all of your fantasies come true. 29 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,509 You know, I would be happy just to have sex above the covers once. 30 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:39,071 Yeah. Never gonna happen. Now, follow my voice to the bedroom. 31 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,116 Over here. 32 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,952 You're in trouble tonight. 33 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,639 Oh, my God. 34 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,156 Don't take the blindfold off! I'll get a towel to stop the bleeding. 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,630 The safest thing for a couple is to find a routine and stick with it. 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,879 Ted, have you noticed how happy all the minions are lately? 37 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:03,112 - I wish I was dead. - Yep. People love working here. 38 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,838 Good morning, sweetheart. 39 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,830 It all makes me glad I'm on my own. 40 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,353 I don't think I'd have it... 41 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,873 Hello, ladies. 42 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,077 Just window shopping, or would you like to try something on? 43 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,390 Aren't you the guy that makes out with dogs? 44 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,038 Carla. A quick word. 45 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,197 Is anybody else a doctor? 46 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,717 I need you to extubate the young fellow in 304 47 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,236 and start an insulin drip on Mrs Adler for the third time this month. 48 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,279 God bless diabetics who continue to drink. Oh, and Lassie. 49 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,399 In response to the bestiality rumours circulating about you, 50 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,359 I've decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name 51 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:08,752 and instead I'm gonna refer to you by whatever famous dog I can think of. 52 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,990 I've gone with Lassie because, of course, 53 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,834 that satisfies the criteria of being a girl and a dog's name, 54 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,434 thus helping you ease into the transition. 55 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,556 I was just running kissing drills. 56 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,200 Oh. That's completely normal, then. 57 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,430 Don't bring that filth over here. 58 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,273 Dude. TCW's back. 59 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,397 TCWis a horrible story. 60 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,109 She was married for three weeks before her husband got in a car accident 61 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,077 and became a total vegetable. 62 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,789 He's been on life support for two years. Since he was transferred to us, 63 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,111 she's visited every Wednesday. Very, very sad. 64 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,792 Oh, and she's a babe. We call her Tasty Coma Wife. Or TCWfor short. 65 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,552 - How's he doing? - You know. He's the same. 66 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,758 How are you doing? 67 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,593 I was calculating how much time I need to spend here 68 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,069 so I don't feel guilty all week. 69 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,709 Now I need to double it, because I can't believe I said that. 70 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,598 I think you're allowed to do what you want, Mrs Moyer. 71 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,558 - Please, call me Jamie. - Jamie? OK. 72 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,471 You have something on your cheek. 73 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,075 What? Workin' in a hospital, it's always something. 74 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,116 - Yeah, I got it. - Did you get it? 75 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,111 No, not yet. 76 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,916 - How we doin' today? - Excellent, sir. 77 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,150 - No one going to hell in here. - Super. 78 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,350 You've always known about my sleep toots. 79 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,556 You used to imitate the sound, remember? 80 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,949 I make Mr Roberts wear special air-tight boxer shorts. 81 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,836 I wrote the guest list for this conversation, and you're not on it, OK? 82 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,717 So just... As for you, 83 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,076 could you go one day without making a big deal of everything? 84 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,673 One damn day, woman. 85 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,469 Carla, would you take this young man back to his room in Paediatrics? 86 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,915 Apparently as a form of social protest, 87 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,959 he chewed on and subsequently swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD. 88 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,395 Tell you what, Ralphie, they sold out for good 89 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,994 once they started doing Ford commercials, eh? 90 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,594 - We'll talk later. - Come on, Ralphie. 91 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,319 - I had that inside of me. - What, now? 92 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,470 He's just making stuff up. Come on. 93 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,348 I swallowed that ring. My dad had to wait for me to go No.2. 94 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,954 The black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep quiet. 95 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,033 Good show today. 96 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,270 Elliot. A blindfold? 97 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:58,070 - Way to step it up, Miss Nasty. - You told him what happened. 98 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,435 We were bonding. What are you eating? 99 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,318 Turkey jerky. Protein, baby. Go for it. 100 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,913 - No, thanks. - Don't like it? 101 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,479 - Never tried it. - Never? 102 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,312 Jerky rocks. You'll love it. 103 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,392 I've put a lot of thought into this and I'll have to pass. 104 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,358 So, eight stitches, and now you don't trust me? 105 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,556 And you wanted above-the-covers sex! 106 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,352 I feel your pain. 107 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,476 Luckily, I'm a competent enough doctor, 108 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,870 I'm not gonna let myself get distracted thinking about Jamie. 109 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,997 Can you really hear my heart if it isn't in your ears? 110 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,038 - Did you go to med school? - No, I mean... 111 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,872 No, you didn't. Thank you. 112 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,678 The problem is that I'm in a rut. 113 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,479 I just need someone to go out and get a beer with me. 114 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,198 I can't tonight. 115 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,955 If I have more than one beer, I'll most likely kill myself. 116 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,431 Can't. You seen Turk? 117 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,192 Married. 118 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,908 - Can't swing it tonight. - Come on, player, just a few beers. 119 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,197 And if we accidentally run into some skanky hos, then so be it. 120 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,793 I'll go. 121 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,110 I totally need to blow off some steam. 122 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,749 Plus, the best way to meet skanky hos is to already have a girl with you. 123 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,035 - Not that I need any help. - Pff! Hell, no! 124 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,313 You got something... 125 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,309 Oh, my God. I gotta tell you about that day. 126 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,913 I haven't named him yet. 127 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,197 I've been calling him Monkey Face. They'd tease him at school. 128 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,191 Seriously, I had this one patient... 129 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,430 He's got a boodgie like a grape in his nose. 130 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,671 Would you run back to the hospital for a suction thingy? 131 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,479 If I'm not back in 20 minutes, I don't want you to worry 132 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:41,235 because it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way home. 133 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,151 Make sure it's a girl. 134 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,795 Please don't do this. 135 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,236 - Do what? - The whole drama-queen thing. 136 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,437 The jerky incident is what is wrong with our relationship. 137 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:57,509 Thank you. 138 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,668 Every lunch, someone hits me with a spit-ball. 139 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,230 I'm still not sure how I feel about Paul and Elliot. 140 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,793 Nice day, huh? 141 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,996 Always got something to say, don't you? 142 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,674 Old Nosy Nelly always gotta throw his two cents in. 143 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,354 OK, I'm sorry about the nice-day thing. 144 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,749 How can I make this right? 145 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,876 What's it, biscuit and gravy day? 146 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,236 - Yeah. - Just give me one of them biscuits. 147 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,239 I thought you were ready. 148 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,030 How does this whole wing-man thing work? 149 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,918 Essentially, you have to think of yourself as chum. 150 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,879 Your job as chum is to lure attractive women closer to the boat. 151 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,316 Mental note. The Boat could be a very cool new nickname. 152 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,675 Hey, baby. Would you like some of this? 153 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,671 - Look at that. - No, no, Jamie. 154 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,512 A little aggressive. Sorry. 155 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,397 - Did you like her? - No, no. 156 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,789 Her ass was way too perfect. 157 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,239 - Can't believe I'm having fun. - I'm glad. 158 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,118 So, Tasty Coma Wife, huh? 159 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,718 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 160 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,189 I've heard some idiots call you that. 161 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,077 - I kinda like it. - I thought it up. 162 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,639 Cheers. 163 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,271 Is this true? 164 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,556 - Ralphie, I paid you ten dollars. - This is disgusting. 165 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,790 - Why is it? - Because it was in my butt. 166 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,678 I'm serious. I want you to shut up. Shut your mouth now. 167 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,318 - Would you wear this? - Baby! 168 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,709 I've had this steam-cleaned three times. 169 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,189 Not only would I wear it, I'll put it in my mouth. 170 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,233 What? 171 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,469 It's fun to eat things. 172 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,948 Scooby. 173 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,679 A married woman whose husband is still in a coma? 174 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,514 Can't tell you how many happy couples I know who got started just that way. 175 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,716 Will you relax? We just got a beer. 176 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,631 What you got there? 177 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,917 One hundred free booger suckers and you'll say nothing. 178 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,471 Toto, please, oh, please, keep hanging out with her. 179 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:14,235 Because I'm gonna enjoy watching this one bite you right on the ass. 180 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,629 And I good and guarantee you, she will. 181 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,348 People in relationships always dole out advice 182 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,591 even though they're usually the ones that are messed up. 183 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,113 See you, Elliot. 184 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,192 Whether they're considering breaking up over a Slim Jim. 185 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,752 Or having their stomach pumped. 186 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,675 Orjust desperately trying to get attention. 187 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,198 So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend. 188 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,872 I mean, what's the big deal? 189 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,831 - Hey. - Hey... 190 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,990 May I come in? 191 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,914 - He likes you. - He must smell my dead dog. 192 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,675 You haven't asked why I called your work, pretended to be your sister, 193 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,399 got your address, and showed up late at night. 194 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,473 You've got a lot going on right now. I'm sure you're a little confused. 195 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,755 It's time for me to start my life over. 196 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,230 I would love to take you out to dinner, if you'd be interested. 197 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,753 Holy crap! 198 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,638 Jack wouldn't want my life to be over. My husband. 199 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,948 - Mr Moyer. - Call him Jack. 200 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,076 - I'd rather not. - I know it's weird. 201 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,072 - But give it some thought, OK? - Of course. 202 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,911 - Hey. - Hey. 203 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,036 - All right, I'll see you. - Yeah. 204 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,075 Dude. Was that... 205 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,276 Was that Tasty Coma Wife? 206 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,429 Yeah. 207 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,952 You'll figure out what to do. 208 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,996 For God's sakes, you're The Boat. 209 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,116 - Here you go. - Thanks, Jack. 210 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,270 - What? - Cold chart. 211 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,192 Good cover. 212 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,919 Five letters. "Showing vulnerability." 213 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,116 "A blank in one's armour." 214 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,709 - Chink. - What? 215 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,870 Chink! 216 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,196 No. No, Franklyn, we were... 217 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,669 We were doing a crossword puzzle and... 218 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,480 - I always suspected. - We all did. 219 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,872 Franklyn, no. 220 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,791 Wow. Tough break. 221 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,794 OK, Mrs Brady, we'll break up your kidney stone with lithotripsy. 222 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,155 We're gonna put you on Percocet for the pain. 223 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,037 I can't take painkillers. 224 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,917 Justin's still breastfeeding. 225 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,790 You like milk, do you? 226 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,917 Why don't you get on your bike, go to the store and get some? 227 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,231 I think at a certain point, breastfeeding becomes creepy. 228 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,756 - You are such a little cutie. - Mom, I'm trying to eat here. 229 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,717 - But... - Mom. 230 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,877 Benji, come. 231 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,308 What is with mothers doting on their children? 232 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,154 My God. It's like nobody else exists in the world anymore. 233 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,515 But I tell you, and you can take it to the bank, 234 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,989 my mother never paid that much attention to me. 235 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,799 - It doesn't show. - Word to the wise there, Astro. 236 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,429 Sarcasm does not sit well with the Big Dog, so consider this a warning. 237 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,149 The next time I hear you mumble some little passive-aggressive aside, 238 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,232 I'll look into your heart, pick out your insecurity, 239 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,278 and shine a spotlight on it for the remainder of your days. 240 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,157 Now, riddle me this, Fido. 241 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,516 Just exactly why does every Asian person who's passing us by 242 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,511 keep giving you the old stink-eye? 243 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,670 Oh, you're imagining things. 244 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,517 Ow. 245 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,636 It's just been hard for me lately. 246 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,075 I don't really have anyone special in my life. 247 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,958 I'm pretty much either here or at home doing nothing. 248 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,634 Yeah, that's rough. I'm in a coma! 249 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,757 I've had an itch on my foot for the last eight months. 250 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,198 - What are you doing? - Nothing. It's a new therapy. 251 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,275 You'd trust me on something important to me? 252 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,429 Course. 253 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,317 See? That's what I'm looking for. 254 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,076 We're talking about dried meat. Why would you get in the middle? 255 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,912 I don't know what I was thinking. 256 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,958 - Is that a straw? - No, this is just a pen. 257 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,758 Pink scrubs. 258 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,194 Well, there it is, all cleaned up for you. Enjoy. 259 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,353 Well, why don't you keep it? In case you get hungry later. 260 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,715 Oh, you think that's funny, huh, Ralphie? 261 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,631 Pay me my ten dollars. 262 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,634 Son, a hospital staff is like a melting pot. 263 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,790 We all need to respect each other. 264 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:53,193 If you think a specific ethnic group is loud, lazy or sneaky... 265 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,874 Or incredibly closed-minded and inappropriate. 266 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,157 Exactly! Just keep it to yourself, dammit! 267 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,989 What? 268 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,038 Nothing, sir. I just thought of something funny. 269 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,749 Maybe what you should do is saddle up your mop and head upstairs. 270 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,719 Someone has vomited in the second, third and fifth-floor hallways. 271 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,756 What? It's not my fault. 272 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,990 Ralphie. Let's ride. 273 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,951 Good work. Here's your 20 bucks. 274 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,951 You can throw up whenever you want to? 275 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,315 - Hell, yeah. - We should look into that. 276 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,517 You know, right after you blow chunks in the elevator. 277 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,036 - Hey, stranger. - Hot! 278 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,078 It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know. 279 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,037 Wait. Make me proud. 280 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,432 Good God. 281 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,997 I decided to take Jamie out on a date. 282 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,640 - Who? - You know, Tasty Coma Wife? 283 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,073 - No way. - Nice job, Hooch. 284 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,116 Tell you what. Give me a little time, 285 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,873 and I'll rig it so that the husband can come with you. 286 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,997 I'll have him sittin' up right next to you, no problemo. 287 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,958 - What do you say? - I'm free and I love Italian. 288 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,157 - You be quiet. - I can't believe you, Bambi. 289 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,356 - She is so right. - What are you thinking? 290 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin. 291 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,072 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And shut up! OK? 292 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,957 Who are you to give me advice? 293 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:21,079 All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long. 294 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,596 You know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, cos I'm not afraid of you. 295 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,069 "Jordan's only paying attention to the baby." 296 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,435 Must be so hard for Dr Look At Me. Isn't it? 297 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,397 Look at me! 298 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,153 And you two? You're arguing since you got engaged? 299 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,879 You're probably the first couple to do that ever. 300 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,110 It can't be that you're just scared, is it? 301 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,636 And you. Let's just forget for one second that, a month ago, 302 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,075 you told me you couldn't be in a relationship. 303 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,912 Because, for me, it's actually fun 304 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,037 to watch you sabotage your relationship from the outside. 305 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,594 The only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, 306 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,114 is while I'm at home, staring at the ceiling, 307 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,191 just wishing I had someone to talk to, 308 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,636 is knowing none of you idiots realise how lucky you are. 309 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,638 Did I miss something good? 310 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,594 - Thank you so much for dinner. - You're welcome. 311 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,956 But what was the deal with tipping $20 on a $30 bill? 312 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,794 Ah, nothing. I just love Chinese food. And the Asian people. 313 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,637 What should we do now? 314 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,597 Kiss me. 315 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,472 I could do that. 316 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,794 Mm. You went left. Very cool. 317 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,632 Thank you, Rowdy. 318 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,156 So, it's cold outside. You wanna come back to my place? 319 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,990 I think you might be moving a little fast for yourself. 320 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,595 And there's a part of me that's very angry I just said that. 321 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,311 I'm so sick of being alone, you know? 322 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,152 Tell you what, look me in the eyes 323 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,915 and tell me that you're ready to start something right now, 324 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,672 we won't even need a cab. 325 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,557 I will throw you over my shoulder 326 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,950 and just sprint the 12 miles to your house. 327 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,478 But... 328 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,471 I'll call you sometime. 329 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,398 I hope you do. 330 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,188 Bye. 331 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,513 I don't think people are meant to be by themselves. 332 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,037 That's why, if you actually find someone you care about... 333 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,354 ...it's important to let go of the little things. 334 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,231 Even if you can't let go all the way. 335 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,238 Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone. 336 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,279 No matter how many people are around.