1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,353 One thing that never changes here is the stupid idea 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,637 that surgeons are cool and medical residents are geeks. 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,549 Oh, Rudy. 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,552 - Lose the grapefruit goggles. - It squirts in my eyes. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,030 That's a risk you take with that particular piece of fruit. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,998 You guys, come on, what do you say we dial down 7 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,469 the whole power-nerd thing a little bit, OK? 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,877 Are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow? 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,839 Is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,311 Take a picture! Take a picture! And you better smile this time. 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,514 You guys look so cute. 12 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,273 Carla, do you think you could cut these for me? 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,069 I've been working out so much, these things are choking off my pythons. 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,116 - You know? - Yeah, I wouldn't do that. 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:55,354 At the end of the week, you gotta return these bad boys to Janine. 16 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,516 Janine's built like a bear. She curled me once. 17 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,388 Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it. 18 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,116 Dude. 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,159 You OK? You're acting weirder than the time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks. 20 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,390 How amazing was that morning? 21 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,471 Listen, do me a favour. 22 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,154 Don't try to overdo it with these guys, all right? 23 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,958 Just be you. OK? Be yourself. 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,395 You know how I do. What's up, fellas? 25 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,232 I know, I'm usually medical. 26 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,278 I just want you guys to know I consider you all my peepies. 27 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,597 They know you mean peeps. Just change the subject. 28 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,831 - Somebody's been working out. - What? 29 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:53,909 Help me. 30 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,914 - Dr Cox. - Work. I hate you. You suck. 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,752 I've been trying harder lately. 32 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,071 Barbie, talking to the computer, but nice self-esteem. 33 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,355 Hey, cowboy. 34 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:11,319 How about you back off the little lady and we'll all agree you're scary. 35 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,358 Listen there, I know that your pink scrubs are balled up 36 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,035 at the base of Barbie's bed three nights a week, and congrats on that, 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,715 but if you're going to have a showdown with everyone who hassles her, 38 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,314 then, gosh, you two aren't gonna have any time 39 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,313 for that sweet Aryan sex that you love so much. 40 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,790 - Hit the bricks, toe-heads. - Come on, let's go. 41 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,031 Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity? 42 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,473 You know the deal. 43 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,994 If it barely works, it won't get replaced. 44 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,595 I guess that explains why your ass is still on the payroll, huh? 45 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,830 Somebody stop me! 46 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,830 - Morning, sport. - Morning, captain. 47 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,751 Am I the first they've done this to? 48 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,274 No, man. They did this to Frank Fracherman. 49 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,033 - Who's Frank Fracherman? - You're the first one. 50 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,633 - Help me. - Yeah. 51 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,434 All right, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes. 52 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,799 Sorry, girls, dropped my computer. 53 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,675 Remember, when surgical residents sense insecurity, they attack. 54 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,275 - I'll watch out for that. - Dude, your face, your face. 55 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,796 - Man! - Yeah, let's lose the tail too. 56 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,832 How'd they get that on there, dawg? 57 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,957 Buddy, I've got your back. But lay low for awhile. 58 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,996 - No problem. - All right, people. 59 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,435 How long till we get this thing started? 60 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,635 Probably not for a few minutes. 61 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,197 Should I file my Bell Biv DeVoe CD 62 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,430 under B for Bell Biv or under D for DeVoe? 63 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,671 I don't know why you let Dr Cox push you around like that. 64 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,638 Do you notice that you're always telling me what to do? 65 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,756 I mean, in a good way. 66 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,877 Then how come I'm growing my bangs out and wearing a thong? 67 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,871 You look better without the bangs. 68 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:18,351 And the thong, well, that's not up to me, that's the law, Missy. 69 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,069 Not now. You know I don't like kissing while I'm alphabetizing. 70 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,709 Just so you know, I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight. 71 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,518 Yes, you are. 72 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,591 Hey, Elliot, I just want to tell you 73 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,399 that the last few weeks have been really amazing. 74 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,879 Thanks. 75 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,151 I love U2. 76 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,037 What did you just say? 77 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,792 I said, I love U2. 78 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,556 Dr Kelso, I was able to locate the discharge form you wanted. 79 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:59,078 She's a beauty, isn't she, Ted? My pride and joy. 80 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,549 I just had her varnished, so don't touch. 81 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,955 Here, hand it over. 82 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,474 - Ted, you're a simpleton. - That's funny. 83 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,915 Cos I thought I was rubber and you were glue. 84 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,433 Idiot. 85 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,471 - Principal Bob, you called? - Can you explain this? 86 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,676 It appears to be a wiring problem. 87 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,719 Either way, second floor desperately needs a new computer. 88 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,876 Jackass. 89 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,430 I was talking about him, you buffoon. 90 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,957 Removing the old heart. 91 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,749 - All right, JD, get in there. - Turk's always looking out for me. 92 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,229 I told you I'd hook you up. 93 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,429 Oh, my God. 94 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,796 Here it's my first day in surgery and I'm holding a human heart. 95 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,435 We were done with that one, right, guys? 96 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,392 - What you got there? - Circular saw. Just bought it. 97 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,836 Four horsepower, 3,500 rpms, titanium finger guard. 98 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,638 Why would you need a saw? 99 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,678 - Why would a hen need a banjo? - Why does a hen need a banjo? 100 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,716 Why buy a saw if I had no stuff to cut? 101 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,189 - You wouldn't. That'd be crazy. - Exactly. 102 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,951 You need some help with that? 103 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,031 No, thank you, I'm fine. 104 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,792 Dammit. 105 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,631 No, that'd be crazy. 106 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,552 I was talking about U2 the band. You know what? It's fine. 107 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,235 He probably thinks I was saying it the way you would say "I love eggs." 108 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,709 I'm sure there is not going to be a problem. 109 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,637 We have a telegram from Nurse Paul Flowers. 110 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,999 That name is funny. 111 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,594 This is my band. 112 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,638 Oh, my God, Ted, everybody knows. TV themes. 113 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,838 That's old news, doll face, we do commercial jingles now. 114 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:08,589 The best part of waking up Is Elliot in your cup 115 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,159 In your cup... 116 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,832 That's it? 117 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,508 By Mennen 118 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,075 It felt weird not going to my normal table. 119 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,720 Especially on Palm Pilot Synchronization Day. 120 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,360 And... now. 121 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,908 But I was in surgery now. 122 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,275 Still, even though Turk was trying to help, 123 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,112 I felt like such an outsider. 124 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,397 I can't believe my girlfriend's dragging me to the ballet. 125 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,153 Your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend? 126 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,231 What's up? 127 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,551 Turk did ballet. 128 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,279 I just used it to help with my agility for sports, that's all. 129 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,998 You know. 130 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,594 I never wore the clothes or anything like that. 131 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,398 Actually... 132 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,153 Dude, close the door, close the door! 133 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,878 I'll get you. 134 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,599 Who wants some more? You got... OK. Here's some. 135 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,673 I have no words. 136 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,150 How about handsome? Or glorious? 137 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:24,233 And this abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer? 138 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,799 Well, that... 139 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,111 and the medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. 140 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,919 And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend, 141 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,797 and by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii. 142 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,997 Do you have any idea what people around here think of you? 143 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,753 I go to bed some nights wondering. 144 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,400 And you know what happens to me, Perry? 145 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:47,031 I fall asleep. And I mean like a log, brother. 146 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:51,432 Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. 147 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,432 And by bus, I mean helicopter. 148 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,479 I'll be right back. Mr Dunaway somehow managed 149 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,074 to wet both his and Mr Spiller's bed. 150 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,151 You're slouching. 151 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,474 You never explained that U2 thing, did you? 152 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,313 I've been thinking. Maybe it's not such a bad thing. 153 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,834 Things are going well. Maybe it was fate. 154 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,708 I could have looked at my Bell Biv DeVoe CD and said, "I love Bell Biv DeVoe." 155 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,268 Which I do, by the way. And I'm not ashamed of it. 156 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,992 I think that if you guys are meant to get to this point, 157 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,718 it'll happen naturally. 158 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,836 You're right. "I love U2." Dammit. 159 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,388 Why do I say every thing that comes into my head? 160 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,711 I wish you wouldn't stand close to me after your hummus break. 161 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,234 See? I didn't need to say that. 162 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,276 I'm gonna tell him. 163 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,635 - Love you. - Love you more. 164 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,999 You know what? Brush your teeth, then judge me. 165 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,193 I gotta say, it was nice to feel accepted. 166 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,999 Remind me to burn that CD for you. All right, player. 167 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,072 Weight room later? I might be able to get you two tickets. 168 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,469 - To what? - To the gun show, dawg. 169 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,277 Sometimes you can't help but get caught up in the moment. 170 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,517 When that happens, you never know what you're going to do. 171 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,034 What's that all about? 172 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,157 I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away. 173 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,590 Or what you're gonna say to someone. 174 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,716 I can't wait for my parents to meet you. 175 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,313 Me neither. 176 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,069 But if things are going well, you should just ride the wave. 177 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,993 Hey, T-Dog, who are we slicing and dicing today? 178 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,516 Well, J-Dog, I don't know who you're slicing and dicing. 179 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,592 I assigned you to another surgeon. 180 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,796 What? Why? 181 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,829 You deserve Ted's band today 182 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:02,072 So get up and get away... 183 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,469 Ted, you guys suck. 184 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,354 So what if Turk switched me to another surgeon? 185 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,908 I can't worry about that now. I'm here to learn. 186 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,638 Are you even paying attention? 187 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,029 I'm sorry. Is it time to excise the tumour? 188 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,829 No, it is time to realise that we're operating on a naked chick. 189 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,797 We will high-five later. 190 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,474 And then I realised why Turk was so pissed. 191 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,316 He was the geek now. 192 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,118 You're gonna get in so much trouble for this. 193 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,633 It's a joke. 194 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,678 No one's going to believe Kelso actually died. 195 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,718 I don't know if I should be alone tonight. 196 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,750 He's with Jesus now. 197 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,990 Tough break, big guy. 198 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,232 Turk, Turk. Wait, wait, wait. 199 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,471 Look, I can totally get you back in with all the surgery boys. 200 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,039 Can you? Really? Totally? 201 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,475 I'll just talk to them. Schmitty, Schultzy, 202 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,472 Trigger, Fig Sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete, 203 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,391 The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve. 204 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,710 Dude, who the hell are you talking about? 205 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,679 We all went out last night. I made up some new nicknames for all the fellas. 206 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,671 By the way, you're Slappy Bag. 207 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,637 You've lost it. 208 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,395 - Come on, Slappy Bag. - Don't call me Slappy Bag. 209 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,111 - I told you you had nothing to saw. - Really? 210 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,949 Man, give it back. 211 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,430 All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself. 212 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,192 Why are you doing that? 213 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,749 Ever feel like we're thinking the same thing? 214 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,068 No. 215 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,549 Hey, slow down on that Brie. You know what cheese does to you. 216 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,029 Yet another good tip. 217 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,870 You know, I've been thinking a lot about us lately. 218 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,633 - Me too. - God, you drive me crazy. 219 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,199 You drive me crazy. 220 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,350 I just lay awake at night thinking about 221 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,238 how unbelievably lucky I am to have you in my life. 222 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,393 Sometimes you're so controlling, it makes me want to strangle you. 223 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,674 My nose! 224 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,593 Elliot, are you trying to break up with me? 225 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,469 Sorry, cheese. 226 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,311 Coming through. 227 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,755 Holy cow. You just clean out a guy's office 228 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,512 the second he goes deady-bye? 229 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,797 - We can come back later. - No. 230 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,189 The quicker these memories are removed, 231 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,635 the sooner all of us can get on with our lives. 232 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,757 There's no way this desk is fitting through that door. 233 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,990 - I got it. - Who are you? 234 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,753 Just a man with a saw. 235 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,034 Ten. Careful with that. 236 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,476 - I think I can manage. - That's a great set, Arnold. 237 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,074 You got string hanging from your sleeve there. 238 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,355 I'm sorry, that's your arm. 239 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,908 Sorry I told the surgeons about your ballet. 240 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,309 I don't give a crap what these clowns think. 241 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,995 Todd camped out in a wizard outfit to see the last Harry Potter movie. 242 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,958 You swore you wouldn't tell. We even high-fived on it. 243 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,871 Todd, we high-five on everything. 244 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,758 That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed at you. 245 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,478 High five. 246 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,075 You were so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons 247 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,355 you sold me down the river, huh? 248 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,352 Oh, yeah? Not all surgeons are stupid. OK? 249 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,716 Fig Sack here went to Dartmouth. 250 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,439 Wait, you're Aardvark. 251 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,511 Schmitty? 252 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,715 Hey, Bobcat. Welcome back. 253 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,633 Look it, this whole thing was a joke that, admittedly, 254 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,233 got a little out of hand. 255 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,279 In the meantime, this blank cheque ought to cover the damage. 256 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,351 A joke? 257 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,398 Think it's funny they already gave away my parking spot? 258 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,109 Or that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin, Lance, 259 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,193 $200 to show up at rounds and sing Ding-Dong, Kelso's Dead? 260 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,117 - And there it is. - There what is? 261 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:36,478 This whole l-don't-care-what- people-think-about-me act. 262 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,232 It's pretty convincing. 263 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,834 But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy 264 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,797 living inside the hairy beast. 265 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,998 He's sad because, at the end of the day, he realises the only thing people think 266 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,072 is what an evil son-of-a-bitch he really is. 267 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,589 See you later, Bobigator. 268 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,793 If this cheque bounces, I'm coming for you. 269 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,391 How you doing, Ted? 270 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,792 OK, here's what you do. 271 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,519 Say that even though our relationship is ending, 272 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,318 you don't have any regrets. 273 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,756 My God, are you actually telling me how to break up with you? 274 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,354 You're right. Go ahead. 275 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,911 If you could just start me off, that'd be super. 276 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,468 Just tell me we had a lot of fun together. 277 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,675 We did. 278 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,558 - Mostly you were really happy. - I was. 279 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,835 Say that you wished you were mature enough 280 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,388 to talk to me about what was bothering you, 281 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,472 because even though I can be controlling sometimes, 282 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,836 I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you. 283 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,589 You know what's funny? When I said I love you, 284 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,877 it was an accident and I never really loved you at all. 285 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,951 That is an absolute riot. 286 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,838 No, I just mean that I wonder how things would've gone 287 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,275 if that had never happened. 288 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,430 Me, too. 289 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,754 Hi, can I buy you a drink? 290 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,637 No, I'm good. Thank you. 291 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,036 You see that, that right there? That has never happened to me. 292 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,918 A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. 293 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,036 Appletini, please. Easy on the tini. 294 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,430 - No problem, lady. - Man... 295 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,195 Ever since college you always make everything seem so easy. 296 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,636 No matter where you are, you always fit in. 297 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,439 I don't know, I thought with this surgery elective, 298 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,988 it might be nice not to feel like a total dork. 299 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,559 JD, Look at me. 300 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,598 - You are a dork. - Not all the time. 301 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,274 Every second since the moment I met you. 302 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,233 Hey, I'm JD. I am so stoked to be your roommate. 303 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,311 Right on. 304 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,312 What are you talking about? You said hoops were cool. 305 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,039 Hey, baby. Champag-nee? 306 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,509 Med-school chicks love ventriloquists. 307 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,239 He's right, they do. 308 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,471 Tannest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle. 309 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,120 Appletini, please. Easy on the tini. 310 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,031 The thing I always liked about you was that you were yourself, 311 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,236 never cared about what people thought. 312 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,515 And that's why you hung out with me? 313 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,558 No, you had a car. Still do. 314 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,269 Come on, player, you know I'm way more stud than dud. 315 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,915 Wow, you can really taste the apples. 316 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,275 I think everyone would like to believe 317 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,749 it's possible to become someone different. 318 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,035 To change how people see us. 319 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,112 I told you he'd buckle. How's that new computer? Good? 320 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,714 We wouldn't know. This one's from like, 1970. 321 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,756 What did he do with the new one? 322 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,839 But sometimes change doesn't last for long. 323 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,959 By golly, you're so pretty, I may not even use you. 324 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,830 And other times it just makes you miss what you had. 325 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,670 A little. 326 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,518 As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am. 327 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,629 Hey, JD, do you have any nasal spray? 328 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,393 No problem, Dougster. 329 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,515 For I am John Dorian. 330 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,749 King of the Nerds. 331 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,990 Hey, JD, you OK? 332 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,234 I'm fine. Don't bogart my nasal spray.