1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,592 When you're dating a woman 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,274 whose husband just died after two years in a coma, 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,318 you can't help but have doubts about the relationship. 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,437 I guess all you can do is be a man and face those doubts. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,556 What are you thinking about? 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,312 Eggs. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,073 One minute they're bad for you, now everybody's, 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,674 "You tried eggs? They're great." It's crazy. 9 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,911 - Eggs. - You know what? Forget I asked. 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,797 What? 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,110 I really wanted tonight to be romantic. 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,792 Sweetie, it is. 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,314 No, exactly how much feeling 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,630 am I supposed to lose in my extremities? 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,632 Just enough so it still hurts. 16 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,678 Still, things are going pretty well with me and Jamie. 17 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,356 Looks like rope burn to me. 18 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,113 Oh, no, this is a rash from my new watch. 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,839 They didn't tell me the band was made of... 20 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,273 Cat. 21 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,079 Elliot, check out these wedding dresses. 22 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,191 I'm so proud of you right now. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,350 This is exactly like the dress I bought. 24 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,272 I didn't buy a wedding dress. I'm not dating anybody, so that would be crazy, 25 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,749 whether it was half off or not. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,712 There is not one good thing about a wedding I can't afford. 27 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,917 Turk, I know it's silly, and I know it's only for one day, 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,911 but ever since I was a little girl 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,753 all I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding. 30 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,479 What's the name of that designer you love so much? 31 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,551 She made that gown? Vera? 32 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,949 Wang. 33 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,792 You're the only two doctors 34 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,269 immature enough to laugh at the name Vera Wang. 35 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,749 - Hello. - Go ahead. 36 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,274 What? Vera Wang makes very beautiful gowns. 37 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,158 Plus, her last name is a very funny word for penis. 38 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,276 Who's with me? Air-five. 39 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,311 - Shorts, huh? - Yeah. 40 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,119 I don't get to wear shorts cos I'm a lowly janitor? 41 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,237 - I didn't say lowly. - So now I'm a janitor? 42 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,673 Yes. 43 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,399 - Have you been drinking? - I'm not drunk. 44 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,278 I love your shorts. I wish I had a pair just like them. 45 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,268 OK, the angioplasty went well. 46 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,715 But here's the thing. It is on you, partner. 47 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,679 Watch what you eat so that we can kick this thing in the ass. 48 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,752 - It's on you, partner. - Oh, gosh, Shannon. 49 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:26,630 Thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. 50 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,358 In a reciprocal gesture, 51 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,637 am I included in the planning of your coming-out party? 52 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,154 - Is that a gay joke? - No, it's a cotillion joke. 53 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,994 My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years. 54 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,799 How is it possible that you still don't get me? 55 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,758 I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays. 56 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,308 I like their music. I like their sense of style. 57 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,550 I like what they've done with Halloween. 58 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,791 But our thing is that you're a little girl. 59 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,030 That's who you are. But that's not fair... 60 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,874 Man, once Dr Cox gets on a roll, nothing can derail him. 61 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,916 My mom died. 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,514 Except that. 63 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,430 Thank you for coming. I know you're busy. 64 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,195 It's tough working in a hospital. No matter what is going on in your life, 65 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,078 you have to dive right back into the middle of things. 66 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,117 So anyway, you said you like mine. 67 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,236 I had the wife whip up a pair for you. 68 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,675 - You like 'em? - Do I like 'em? 69 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,512 The other day I was asking myself, 70 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,158 how can I display my package 71 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,515 in a way that's alluring and professional? 72 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,352 Well, there's your answer. 73 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,870 To be young and in shorts. 74 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,350 - Are you ready for bed? - Oh, I'm ready. 75 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,476 A lot can change in a week. 76 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,350 Scoot. Can you hand my mouth guard to me? 77 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,834 Thanks. 78 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:17,439 JD, if things have fizzled, I could scout her out for you. 79 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,158 Things haven't fizzled. 80 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,596 Last night, we made ice cubes out of orange juice. Step off. 81 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,319 OK, gang, before we begin, 82 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,436 Dr Kelso wants me to remind you 83 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,351 of the legal ramifications 84 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,113 of all your teensy snafus. 85 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,077 Teensy snafus? 86 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,755 Good God, Ted. It's not a Dr Seuss story. 87 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,878 Now, listen up, nametags. 88 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,838 Over 50 per cent of our lawsuits can be traced back 89 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,195 to poor patient-doctor communication. 90 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,193 To that end, if any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes, 91 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,748 you will be joining me in my new daily seminar 92 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,592 on doctor-patient relations. 93 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,673 My first invitee will be Dr Murphy, whom I overheard telling someone, 94 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,752 "Stop bleeding, oh, God, please stop bleeding." 95 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,515 - It was a gusher. - Next catastrophe. 96 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,352 Idiots. 97 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,591 I hate him so much. 98 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,399 Save it for our weekend bike ride. 99 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,917 Would you like to try one of my world-famous devilled eggs? 100 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,468 No, thank you, I've already had diarrhoea. 101 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,711 Carla, I just wanted to see how you're... 102 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,039 It's always tough when you have to bury your old mom, isn't it? 103 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,397 - How was your mother's funeral? - Don't know, skipped it. 104 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,074 My aunt told my father it was very moving. 105 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,875 Gosh. 106 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,791 Wow, the past and the present. 107 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,668 Whenever I see two women I've been intimate with 108 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,877 talking to each other, I always have the same fantasy. 109 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,552 C'mon, ladies. 110 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,359 It's right hand, left hand, shoulder pop, jump. 111 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,434 - What you talking about? - Not the Rerun Dance. 112 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,112 I tell her way too much. 113 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,156 You left some stuff at my apartment. 114 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,595 - Thanks. - See ya. 115 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,074 Wanna know why things with Jamie are so lamey? 116 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,913 - We're doing fine. - She's clearing you out. 117 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,390 Wrong. She came by because she knows today at work I need my 118 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,991 squash goggles. 119 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,071 I have to saw something later. 120 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,116 She's a drama queen, JD. 121 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,112 When her husband was in a coma, it was taboo and exciting, 122 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,634 but now that it's OK for you to be together, 123 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,711 the relationship's got no snap. 124 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,234 It's got no crackle. 125 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,437 JD, it's got no pop. 126 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,795 I know, because I'm a drama queen, too. 127 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,075 Well, Jamie's not like you, OK? 128 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,874 No pop! 129 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,958 Nine pounds in a week? Let me ask you a quick question. 130 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,190 Are you trying to make my head explode? 131 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,953 Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is 132 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,873 working your ass off trying to inflate 133 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,918 a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery 134 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,912 and all that person has to do, really, is, I don't know, 135 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,629 go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad 136 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,950 and you come back here looking like that. 137 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,828 I know. Here I am, supposed to be Dr Give-A-Crap. 138 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,993 You wanna know the God's honest truth? This is a fact. You are what you eat. 139 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,629 You clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya? 140 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,552 See, Dr Cox, this is the sort of hostile behaviour 141 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,074 that can cause us legal difficulty. 142 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,913 Ted, I just might rip that tie off your neck 143 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,877 and jam it down your oesophagus. 144 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,270 I think you proved at Nurse Roberts' above-ground pool party 145 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,875 - that doesn't solve anything. - Dammit, you can't just go around 146 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,554 browbeating nut jobs and bullying fatties. 147 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,428 I'm not a resident, so I'm not going to your lame-ass seminar 148 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,431 so in essence there, Big Bob, 149 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,911 there's really nothing you can do to me at all, is there? 150 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,390 Hello, class. My name is Dr Perry Cox. 151 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,074 I'm going to be your teacher. 152 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,037 No. 153 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,189 You OK? 154 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,919 Great. What are you doing home so early? 155 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,116 I just came to check on you. 156 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,350 You looking at pictures? 157 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,429 Yeah. 158 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,472 I know she was old. 159 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,996 Still, she was my best friend. 160 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,277 I mean, what are you supposed to do without your mom? 161 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,594 You can let your man fill a little bit of the hole she left. 162 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,231 She would like that. 163 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,594 - Baby, she hated me. - Yeah, she did. 164 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,038 - Holy... - Calm down. 165 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,793 - I didn't mean to scare you. - Why are we whispering? 166 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,440 To see if you would whisper because I whispered. 167 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,114 - I think I would. - Anyway, what's the deal? 168 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,839 We're shorts buddies today. You saw the schedule. 169 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,388 Monday, Tuesday, shorts, Wednesday, wash 'em, 170 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,756 Thursday, Friday. Weekend, optional. I'll be wearing shorts. 171 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,718 You know, I was gonna wear them, but someone stole 'em. 172 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,633 - What? Let me see. - Yes. 173 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,280 As a doctor, you get good at thinking on your feet. 174 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,430 I protected the janitor's feelings. 175 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,829 Plus, he totally bought it. 176 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,477 This burger's really meaty. 177 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,950 I'm serious. You can taste all the meat. 178 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,759 You know, I'm actually gonna go put my sweats on. 179 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,319 You're wearing sweats. 180 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,152 You know, I gotta get up early, 181 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,708 so maybe you should crash at your place tonight. 182 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,236 She probably does have to get up early. So just be cool. 183 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,275 I'm sorry. It was a total accident, I just... 184 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,797 Don't lie to me. I asked you to go, so you punched through my coffee table. 185 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,030 Oh, my God, she does want drama. 186 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,112 Sometimes you make me so crazy. 187 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,717 Come here, I'll take care of you. 188 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,992 This is totally normal. In relationships you have to roll with the punches. 189 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,351 Even the ones you don't see coming. 190 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,797 If there were anything I could do to make you feel better, I'd do it. 191 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,712 Let's get married now. 192 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,638 She wants to get married now? 193 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,315 - She says spontaneity is romantic. - Wow, that is romantic. 194 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,994 - So how pregnant is she? - She's not pregnant. 195 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,913 I was getting really psyched for this whole wedding. 196 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,356 The dancing, the band. You'd hook up with Carla's sister. 197 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,351 - Which one? - The drunkest one. 198 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,318 There's no bachelor party, and you being the best man, 199 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,073 I know you would've hooked it up. 200 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,549 All right, guys, let's make it happen. 201 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,273 Dude. 202 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,836 It would've been awesome. 203 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,310 I'm having a hard time getting excited about all of this. 204 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,075 You work here so I guess we could do the whole ceremony for 40 bucks. 205 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,673 Praise Jesus! 206 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,513 As for my relationship, I was doing anything I could 207 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,431 to keep the drama alive. 208 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,399 Jamie and I are gonna be together, and I don't care what you think, Mom. 209 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,429 Because I don't want salad, that's why. 210 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,035 Jamie and I will be together. I don't care what you think, Dad. 211 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,595 I'm warning you, stop eyeballing my woman. 212 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,831 Actually, JD, I think it was that guy. 213 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,151 No, it was definitely that guy. 214 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,595 Unfortunately, I was running out of ideas. 215 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,672 - How's the drama queen doing? - I don't know, how are you? 216 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:39,479 - Why can't you admit I'm right? - Because you're not right. 217 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,710 No pop. 218 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,118 What was that all about? 219 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,236 I wouldn't stoop this low for drama. 220 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,038 Well, we used to be a couple. 221 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,554 Now you're in the picture, who wants me back? 222 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,313 - Fine, I'd stoop. - She better watch it. 223 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,756 Lester, honey, I don't want you using the stove on your own. 224 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,229 Nurse, I asked for an extra pillow an hour ago. 225 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,472 I'm talking to my husband. Why don't you get your own pillow? 226 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,993 What? 227 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,435 And they stuck you in here for that? 228 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,751 I apologised to the old man. Anybody can have a bad day. 229 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,910 And what about you there, Beavis? 230 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,672 Oh, uh... 231 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,594 You know, I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo. 232 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,190 In your endo. 233 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,157 That's great stuff. 234 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,758 Ted, why don't you be a sport and get us started? 235 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,670 - People, we're here today... - Snore. 236 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,036 New idea. All clam up for an hour so I can get some shuteye. 237 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,317 - Oh, and nervous guy? - Yes, Dr Cox? 238 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,029 If I were you, I'd swallow that entire mouthful of baby carrots. 239 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,190 If I hear you make one more damn crunch, 240 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:53,195 I'll use the rest of the carrots in that bag to make you completely airtight. 241 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,349 - Hey, Jamie. - Hey, slut. 242 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,870 I can totally explain why Jamie said that. 243 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,509 You know Turk says, "Hey, player." when he means, "Hey, buddy." 244 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,912 Jamie's from Cincinnati and in Cincinnati they say "Hey, slut." 245 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,314 Neat. 246 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,834 Are you sure you're happy we're doing this? 247 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,990 Are you kidding? It's my ideal wedding. 248 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,514 It's cheap, there's no hassle, 249 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,875 plus you said you'd call my mom and explain. 250 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,632 No, I didn't. 251 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,359 - What's in it for me? - This. 252 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,430 My God! 253 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,751 Give me the phone. I'll call her right now. 254 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,436 - You are such a mama's boy. - Please. Dial Mommy. 255 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,795 Dammit, Perry, you're there to teach. 256 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,553 If I wanted somebody to lay around and do nothing, 257 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:52,189 I would've wheeled in a corpse, or my housekeeper, Rosalba. 258 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,909 Captain Clip-On. Did you go ahead and tattle on me? 259 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,434 Oh, please, with the shocked look. 260 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,988 Newsflash, I'm sterile. 261 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,992 I mean, gutless. 262 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,469 My guys swim in circles. 263 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,279 I think it's the bike riding. 264 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,830 - Hey, Elliot. - Hey, slut! 265 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,036 - Excuse me? - Carla! 266 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,829 Could you give us a second? I got to talk to her privately. 267 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,797 Thank you. 268 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,474 I just wanted to say you were right about Jamie. 269 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,710 What does Jamie think you're doing here? 270 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,837 Saying not to show up at my apartment drunk, naked, crying. 271 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,151 You know what's weird? I really like this girl, 272 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,913 but I'm not sure I carry it on without all the drama. 273 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,959 You have to gamble that once the drama's gone, there'll be something there. 274 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,669 If not, it's her loss. Still, if it helps... 275 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,871 Thanks. 276 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,589 OK, here we go. 277 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,911 When hospital employees fail to communicate with patients, 278 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,878 there are ethical and legal ramifications that lead 279 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,793 to financial hardship and grievances against... 280 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,630 ...doctors. 281 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:11,030 This is useless. I thought we were going to learn something. 282 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,588 Barbie? Why did they toss you in here? 283 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,879 They didn't. I'm auditing. 284 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,598 Fine. 285 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,432 If you wanna know the real skinny. 286 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,556 If you wanna be good doctors and nurses, 287 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,712 you'd damn sure better get ready to get in trouble a lot, 288 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,758 because patients are stupid and they are really scared. 289 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,355 Some of them need you to hold their hands, and you should. 290 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,750 Others need you to kick their asses, and you should do that too. 291 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,229 It comes down to whether you have the guts to say 292 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,632 what you know in your heart of hearts you really should say... 293 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,872 So, Ted, how's Professor Cox doing? 294 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,791 Excellent, sir. 295 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,991 You know what else? 296 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,230 - I quit. - No, you don't. 297 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,878 Well, I'm leaving early. 298 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,633 No, you're coming to my office and doing busy work. 299 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,756 Fine, but I'm getting a soda first. 300 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,114 Whatever. 301 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,957 - Doctor... - Janitor. 302 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,508 - What's that smell? - I don't know. 303 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,592 Although it smells a little bit like the truth. 304 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,797 My poor wife slaved over these. 305 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,838 She just cut off a pair of scrubs and hemmed the bottom. 306 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,388 - What's the big deal? - What's the big deal? 307 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,153 The Lord didn't bless my wife with all ten fingers. 308 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,152 She's only got pointer and thumb-pinky. 309 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,833 Look, I'm sorry, OK, for so many things. 310 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,912 But I'm a doctor. I can't really wear shorts to work. 311 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,150 - You can't wear shorts to work? - Nope. 312 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,192 - You can't wear shorts to work? - Not allowed. 313 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,636 Thanks. What's up with the man-thong? 314 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,632 Oh, nothing, I'm just trying to mend some fences. 315 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,914 Do you think Elliot's somewhere right now, crying her eyes out? 316 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,275 Oh, without a doubt. 317 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,430 But not about me. 318 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,391 I kinda made all that stuff up. 319 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,153 It just seems like you and I only really click 320 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,231 when something crazy's going on. 321 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,909 I guess I don't really wanna be in a relationship like that. 322 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,117 - Is that an ultimatum? - No, Jamie. 323 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,749 No, it's not an ultimatum. It's just something to think about. 324 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,035 Oh, shoot, I gotta go. 325 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,355 - You guys are having problems? - Yeah. 326 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,960 Hey, sorry I'm late. 327 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,794 Well, it's just not a wedding without a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, is it? 328 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,997 - Are you ready, sweetie? - Since the day I met you. 329 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,470 Sometimes it takes a priest to keep you from making a big mistake. 330 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,950 Christopher, before we begin, remind me of the bride's name. 331 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,871 Carla. 332 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,554 I know it's silly and it's only for one day, but since I was a little girl, 333 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,313 all I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding. 334 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,915 - Baby, you don't wanna do this. - What? 335 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,878 Since your mother passed, you've been feeling lonely 336 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,791 and like you don't have any family. 337 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,314 I'm your family now, whether we do it like this 338 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,198 or we wait and do it like you've always wanted to. 339 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,075 Holy cow, talk about your gigantic time wasters. 340 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,878 Tell me about it. 341 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,269 Lighten up, slut! 342 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,430 What now? 343 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,149 I think relationships can be defined by big moments that don't happen. 344 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,270 Or by the little ones that do. 345 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,191 That's the stuff. 346 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,591 But once you get past the drama it's actually pretty simple. 347 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:18,073 All we have to do is whatever it takes to make her happy. 348 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,993 4,606? 349 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,640 - Y eah. - Y eah.