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Hospitals are filled with people who just came off 18-hour shifts.

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So when a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue yourself,

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then grab a little shut-eye in their bed.

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Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch.

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I'm up!

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You can hardly notice it

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It's actually kinda pretty!

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Jack-ass.

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Look who's here.

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I'm never happy when a guy comes back into Elliot's life.

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But at least with Sean...it's entertaining.

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Thanks for the lathe.

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I should have warned you that the reason I love that place

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is that they're known for making the hottest coffee in town.

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Yeah, well, no sthweat. You know, lessthon learned.

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Is it me, or do those two seem less awkward around each other?

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See ya!

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Okay, I have some news! We picked a date for the wedding.

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Tell 'em Turk.
April 24th !

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No, way! Mine is April 25th! 2006!

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Oh, the place I love in Connecticut books up early so what the hell, took a shot.

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One, two, three...

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Crazy!

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Oh, so you've never dreamt about your wedding day.

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Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife?

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My name is Maureen McCormick.

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Marcia, please!
Father, continue.

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No, I have not!

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By the way, Carla, I know an amazing Journey cover band,

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you should get 'em to play at your reception.

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Bambi, not everyone loves Journey as much as you.

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I don't love Journey.

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"She's just a small town girl..."

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"...Livin' in a lonely world! She took a midnight train goin' aaaanywheeeere!"

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Fine, I love 'em.

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If you wanna book the band, they're called The Lovin',

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Touchin', Squeezin's and they rock!

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Took 'em now, thank me later.

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After that, the day got worse.

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Thanks for giving me a ride down here to see Sean.

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I've never been to Sea World. What exactly does Sean do here, anyway?

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Probably cleans up the seal poop!

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There he is!

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Who left this urine here?

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Someone's got a secret admirer!

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Dr. Kelso? Someone left this urine specimen sitting around.

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What's interesting is that the name tag's been ripped right off.

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Sweetheart, I think you're confusing interesting with boring.

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I can't believe you and Carla set a date.

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Yep, it's happening.

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Wedding talk! Ohh, how lovely!

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Listen, Hilton sisters: Mr. Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle and he needs a surgical consult now.

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And, seeing as he's _your_ patient, and _you're_ a surgeon, gosh,

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I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment between choosing centerpieces

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and deciding just exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto Baldy's head,

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well, it would just be super-de-duper if you could peek in in there and give him the old lookie-loo; wouldn't it?

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Anyway, about this whole setting the date thing: I mean, I'm really psyched for you guys,

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it's just gonna be harder and harder for us to hang out, you know?

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I mean, you're gonna be married, man! You're gonna have, like, a house!

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You know? You're gonna be spending your weekends chasing around little Arturo and Rosaria!

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You mean Tamika and Fuquan?

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You should...talk to Carla....

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Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives, ma-- You know what?

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I'm gonna take you out tonight.

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Yes, sir! We're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine....

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Sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.

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Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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Up!

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Whoa! Do you actually talk to each other?

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Elliot, come on, he's just a dolphin.

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Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why!

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You know, I am so glad that we're dating again.

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Elliot, we're not dating.

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Why don't you want to be dating?

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Th--well--all right.... Here.... Man! Why is everything so much easier with dolphins?

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Because you're not trying to date a dolphin.

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No. No. Well, not after that big talk they gave us.

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Elliot, last time we were together, I thought everything was going great,

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and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.

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I gotta be honest with you, I've never been so crushed in my entire life.

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Really?

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That is not something that I'm happy about.

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Sean, I was an intern, and if I hadn't made medicine my priority, then I wouldn't have lasted.

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But...now things are gonna be different because I'm different. I'm New Elliot.

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Well, do you think that, uhh...you think the new Elliot, uh, would like to go to dinner tonight?

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I don't know.... She's very busy....

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Well, I'm telling you, Laverne, by this afternoon we're gonna find out whose urine this is.

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I got a better idea: Why don't you do that.

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I'm gonna run across the street and get my tooth fixed so I can stop looking like Larry Holmes.

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Carla, you're forcing me to say something that I prayed I'd never have to say again to another woman:

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Please, please, please, put down the cup of urine.

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6.50, please.

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6.50? For an egg-salad sandwich?

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4.50 for the egg-salad, 2 bucks for the apple juice that you put in a urine container.

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Who would do that?!

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Just the burger for me.

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Mr. Quinn, before I examine your clavicle, let me ask you something:

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Do you think it's out of line for me to want to take my best friend here to dinner?

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Well, I, uhh....

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I mean, this is like the end of an era! Okay?

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We've always been known as Turk-&-J.D. Like, when we were in college, people'd be like,

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"When are Turk-&-J.D. getting here?" Right? And then in med school,

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everyone was like, "When _are_ Turk-&-J.D. getting here?"

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We didn't have a car.

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The point is, we were together so much, this one Indian girl only slept with him

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'cause she thought his last name was "Anjadi".

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It was a very good day for me!

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See! This is the kind of stuff I'm gonna miss!

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The...the reminiscing...the way your breath always smelled of curry....

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All right, fine, it's a man-date.

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Now, you and I, we're still on for surgery tomorrow, right?

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Right. Listen, when you slice me up, make sure you don't mess up my tattoo.

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-- my fiancé, Tracy, would kill me.

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I had a tattoo once.

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Dude, you got your face painted at the hospital picnic.

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I was a cougar! Arrgh-arrgh-aaarrgh! See ya later.

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Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

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No, Barbie, no.

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It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.

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Oh, I'm sorry, that was my mistake.

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I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.

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Oooh, backbone, Barbie.

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Heeee-xcuse me!

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You wouldn't happen to be signing out Mr. Hudson to the on-call resident, would you?

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Eee-yeah, why?

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He's your patient, he needs a lumbar puncture,

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and you can't necessarily count on the on-call resident to do that, now, can you?

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It's just that, Dr. Cox, I've got a date with this guy named Sean--

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Would you do me a personal favor and excuse me just for one moment?

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Yeah?

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Dr. Cox, I cannot miss this dinner!

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Oh! Barbie, I--I actually see your point.

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You should, in fact, go on your little date,

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because I have some busy work that's gonna take me over into the vicinity of Mr. Hudson's room,

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so I'll just pop my head in there and tell him that he's going to die.

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But, if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free,

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if you could pick up the phone and call Mr. Hudson's wife and kids

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and tell them about, you know, the dying...?

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Oh, I know, sugar.

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This would be just the most terrific place to work on the planet if it weren't for all these sick people. Wouldn't it.

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I'm sorry!

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I just thought that, as a urine lab technician,

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you'd be at least half as interested in urine as I am!

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Hey, you know, I--uh, it's not any of my business, but I think I know whose wizz that is.

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I love you!

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Okay, go.

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Uh, his name is Mr. Freely.

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First name?

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I.P.

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"I.P. Freely"?

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Funny in third grade, funny now.

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Listen, Stretch, if you know who this belongs to, I'd 'fess up right now.

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Otherwise, I'm gonna grab you by the back of that two-dollar haircut

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and force-feed you the sample so you can carry it around all day.

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That way, if I ever want it back, all I have to do is point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard!

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Now, you got any more funny jokes you gotta tell me?

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No, ma'am.

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In a hospital, every day is made up of little battles.

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Can I have everyone's attention please?

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I officially don't care anymore who peed in this jar!

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Sometimes you fight them not because you want to, but because you have to....

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Shut up.

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Other times you fight for what you want...

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Sean, I can't make it to dinner.

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...but what you want isn't willing to wait.

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Sure, Elliot...yeah....

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If you're lucky, there's no battle at all -- everything works out perfectly.

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Yo, there he is! For a second I thought you weren't coming, dude.

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Hey! Turk-&-J.D.! And J.D.!

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Yeah, I'm so psyched we're doing this, man.

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So am I.
Todd! Over here, buddy!

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'Scuse me for a second, fellas.

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I'm gonna go over there and tell that girl my name's "Beer," then I'm gonna offer her some "beer nuts"!

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What's up!

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Mental five.

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You invited The Todd?

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Dude, we left at the same time. I didn't know what to say to him.

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But I thought we were gonna, like, reminisce tonight, you know? Get a little deep?

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Me too. I'm totally bummed out, all right?

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Oh, that was the hottest slap I've ever gotten!

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I can't believe I wasn't gonna come out tonight!

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Thanks for twisting my arm.

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I'm outta here.

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Hey!

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J.D. Come on, man! All right, fine, man! I could have plenty of deep moments with The Todd!

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Hey. You think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?

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Oh, my God.

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I wanted to let Turk know exactly how I felt about the way he behaved,

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so I decided to throw him Mr. Quinn's chart with a little extra mustard sauce!

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Morning, buddy.

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I apologize for that. To you.

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Not you!

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I thought we were friends!

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Again, not you and me; me and...him. Anyway, have a nice day -- you!

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Not you!

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Nor you!

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Oh, hey, this whole you-leaving-the-room-whenever-I-enter-it thing that you're doing is just...

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I love it!

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Ever since I got engaged, he's been acting crazier than my fiancee.

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Although...Carla is going a little nuts about the dress.

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Dude, what's up with Tracy?

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Dude! Tracy's a guy.

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That'd make you gay.

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I am gay.

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...Neat!

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Never underestimate just exactly how uncomfortable this makes him.

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Hello?

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Hey, Sean! It's Elliot! Look, I know that last night didn't go exactly as we planned it,

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so I thought maybe we could reschedule for tonight?

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Look, Elliot, I think this whole thing may be a bad idea.

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Just...give me another chance?

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Well, I kind of already have plans tonight...

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...with this girl, Betty...from work.

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Sean--

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I'll see ya, Elliot.

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Oh, look, see, I did what I had to do,

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and I don't need you judging me right now; all right, Betty?

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Oh, what do you know.

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I'm telling you, it was a clip-board. It came right out of the sky!

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I'm sure it did, sir. Woo!

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Wendy. Would you watch the phones for me while I go back down to the urology lab?

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Sure.

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Nurse Espinosa.

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I specifically requested that you transfer Mrs. Merchant to the Morning Side Nursing Home.

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I'd take her there myself, but then I'd run the risk of bumping into my mother,

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and the last thing I need is to have another conversation

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about why she shouldn't have to spend her golden years in a bunk-bed.

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Now, either do the job we pay you for, or I'll find someone else who will!

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Oh: Have a great day!

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Oh, my God. The janitor's afraid of Carla! How could I use this to my advantage?

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Listen, I want you to lay off J.D.!

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Stop accusing him of things he didn't do!

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...And...bring him a fruit smoothie every day.

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¿El gustaria de fresa o guineo?
(Would he like strawberry or banana?)

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...El...coche... arbol...morado con queso.
(...Purple ... tree ... car ... with cheese.)

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¡Mentiroso!
(Liar !)

241
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Feliz Navidad.

242
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I have to learn Spanish....

243
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Whassup?

244
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Oh, nothing -- I just found out my favorite chips cause anal leakage and, oh, I'm not talking to you.

245
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,876
How did you get him to stop talking to you?

246
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I don't get it, man.

247
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All I wanted to do was take you to dinner, and you made me feel like a total idiot.

248
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Wait a minute, I _always_ make him feel like an idiot.

249
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Why you making a big deal about this?

250
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You never tell me how you feel!

251
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Aw, dammit all! I never tell you how _I_ feel.

252
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I'm not talking to you!

253
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Finally!
Thank you.

254
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I don't understand. Ever since I met you it's been like this one-way street.

255
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I mean, I-I-I-I tell you everything, and you tell me nothing.

256
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I don't get it -- what are you afraid of?

257
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Hey, guys. This is my fiancé, Tracy.

258
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This is Dr. Turk, and Dr. Dorian.

259
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Honest to God, I...I love this place.

260
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Soooo...thanks to you, Sean blew me off, but I'm okay.

261
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Old Elliot would have gone into a tail-spin, but new Elliot's just gonna get him back,

262
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because new Elliot is a fixer.

263
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Like, that guy over there -- if his stitches lifted and his spleen ruptured,

264
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I would just go over...and fix them!

265
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My spleen is going to rupture!?

266
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Relax, you're fine.

267
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You know what? I am just going to show Sean that he will always come first.

268
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Gosh, I hate to interrupt this one-gal pep-rally,

269
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there, Barbie, but I give this guy two weeks -- three if you are just terrific in the sack.

270
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Well, then it's three!

271
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I mean: You're wrong!

272
00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:38,778
You know I just, uh, I just got off the phone with Jordan,

273
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who told me that my son rolled over for the first time....

274
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Oh, my God! That's so great!

275
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Big who cares! Not about Jack rolling over for the first time,

276
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but definitely about your reaction to my son rolling over for the first time.

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Point being that I missed it because I was here.

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You might want to get a pen out and write this down,

279
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because here comes the inside scoop: The hospital comes first.

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Always.

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Always?

282
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Forever and ever.

283
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D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand everandeverandeverandever -- You gettin' this? -- Aaaand everandeverandeverandeveraneverandever....

284
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So I'll pick you up tomorrow, okay?

285
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Okay.

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...and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, andeverandeverandeverandever....

287
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You're not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you?

288
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So I'm a little homophobic.... I mean, we all got our stuff, right?

289
00:16:36,019 --> 00:16:38,743
I bet, deep down inside, you're a little racist?

290
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Marrying a black guy?

291
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Dude, how pissed are your parents, honestly?

292
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,391
So, what makes you so uncomfortable? Is it the sex?

293
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Don't get me wrong

294
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I don't love the idea of kissing anyone with a mustache.

295
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That's why I always pretend to have a cold when Carla's aunt comes to town.

296
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What really freaks me out, though, is the thought of being that open with another guy -- any guy.

297
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I don't know what it is, I mean that's just the way I been my whole life.

298
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Maybe...maybe it's because I'm scared, you know?

299
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Dude...that's a little gay.

300
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What?

301
00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:23,099
Nurse Espinosa, I feel bad about what happened before;

302
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:26,478
and so I went and searched through like forty bags of garbage....

303
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:32,296
And I found the torn off urine label. Also found half a tooth.

304
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Over here, jumpsuit!

305
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,731
Mr. Thomasberg, let's get you to the lab!

306
00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:42,732
Hey, studly! Now, when you were out rooting through the dumpster,

307
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:45,719
you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did'ja?

308
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,773
Hey, you know that long line of trembling peons that are so afraid of you?

309
00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:51,385
Well I'm not in that line.

310
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Oh, you're not?

311
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:54,645
No. I'm not in anybody's line.

312
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This is a Chicklet!

313
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I gotta go.

314
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,903
I'm always happy when someone wins a battle.

315
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:13,085
Because around here, you get your fair share of disappointment.

316
00:18:49,684 --> 00:18:52,333
I guess in the end you have to fight for things that really matter.

317
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Like pride in your work...

318
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...or your friendship.

319
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,603
You know, I'm actually starting to like Journey.

320
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:03,804
Well you're gonna be very pleased with the next twenty-three songs.

321
00:19:03,805 --> 00:19:08,297
You know, the fact that you're even here for an end-of-an-era celebration is enough,

322
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we don't have to, like, get all deep or anything.

323
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:13,195
No, I wanna try this, man.

324
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:19,918
Okay, Um.... Ever since Carla and I set the date for the wedding, I started thinking.

325
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:25,016
You know those lame-ass couples that get engaged but they never actually get married --

326
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they just cruise along year after year, without making any real kind of commitment?

327
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:33,695
Dude, I wanted to be one of those couples, man!

328
00:19:33,696 --> 00:19:36,403
Hey, Puki, can we get two appletinis, please?

329
00:19:36,404 --> 00:19:39,696
And sometimes, all you can do is grit your teeth and tell the truth.

330
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Hey.

331
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Look, I was planning on coming here and telling you that you'll always come first.

332
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But, the truth is that's not a promise I can keep.

333
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:54,016
But the one thing I _can_ guarantee you is that, when it's my decision,

334
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I'll always choose you. ...But if that's not enough, I understand.

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