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Today started out like any other day....

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Ohhh. Dolphins won again.

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Mmm.

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Here you go.

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I'm gonna be hearing about this all day.

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Dr Cox and Jordan were still
looking for a pedetrician.

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This time, try not to
scare off the doctor.

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I did not scare off the last guy!

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You bit him.

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I _tripped_ and my
teeth hit his shoulder.

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Uh-huh. And once that happened,
did you clamp down a little bit?

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Jordan!

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Oh, you come on!

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Well, he had a bad attitude!

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Zachary, remember what Mr. Cookiepants
always says about blowing your nose:

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"If it's clear, have no fear; if
it's bloody, come see your buddy!"

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What do you want?

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Well, we're looking for a new
pediatrician for our son....

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And you figured that, even
though my patient load is full,

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since you're on the board
of directors and Dr. Cox here

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is not only an attending
at the hospital but

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also an internationally
renowned pain-in-the-ass,

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you both could show complete
disregard for my schedule

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and make me want to cause
you grievous bodily harm

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even before we were
properly introduced...?

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Helloooo. I'm Dr. Norris.

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Charmed.

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Like I said: Same ol', same ol'.

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Heh-hah-hah. You
drew on the wall.

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You drew on the wall!

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You pulled the paper away!

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Stop lyin'. It's gonna come off, right?

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Dan, don't! That's dad's indelible
space pen! And prom is in like two weeks!

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Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Shefford.
I'm...here to pick up Amy for...prom.

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Yeah, that, that'll come
off, you won't have to

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get laser surgery or skin
from your ass or anything.

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Hmm?

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Scrubs 3x04

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Come on!

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In a hospital, lots of things last
longer than you wish they would....

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Especially certain stupid relationships

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with stupid Sea World trainers
who stole my stupid girl!

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Well, I've, uh, I've
got whales to train.

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Stupid whales.

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Hey, Sean! Right on, brother!

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Bye.

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Bye!

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Where the hell are my interns!?

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As third-year residents, you really
have to stay on top of your interns.

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These! Right here! You see these names!?

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They are called patients!
This one needs brain work!

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This one needs a heart!

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This guy needs courage.

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Helping or hurting,
J.D.? Helping or hurting?

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The point is, they
will live or die based

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on your lame-assed post-ops; so,
please, people, shape the hell up!

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Yes, Dr. Turk.

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Dr. Jerk!

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The girl one just called you "Dr. Jerk"!

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No sweat. You should hear
what they call Dr. Michead.

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I decided to take a different
tack with my interns.

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Look, guys, I'm not here
to overwork ya, okay?

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I'm not--I'm not just your
resident -- I'm your buddy,

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I'm your go-to guy....

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I'm J.D.

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Of course, my tack
had its own drawbacks.

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But it is crucial I have everyone
here at 9 a.m. sharp tomorrow, okay?

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Oh, uh...is it cool if I come at 9:30?

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Absolutely. Anyone else need to be late?

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I can't.

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Bad for me.

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Okay, well, why don't we--why don't
we just make it 10, then? Okay?

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Break!

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I can be here at 9.

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But I said 10!

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I guess everyone has their own style.

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Today for lunch, the cafeteria has... 

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Bruce, name a manifestation of
normal pressure hydrocephalus!

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Urinary incontinence!

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He-hell yes, Bruce!
Go place a Foley cath.

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On Bed 4! As for the
rest of Team E, I'm--

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Well, if it isn't Dr. Haircut and
her not-ready-for-primetime players!

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Actually, sir, we rock, so feel
free to sit back and enjoy the show!

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Well, don't worry about it, son,
those things are a dime a dozen.

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Really?

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In fact, if you get bored,
why don't you just hijack

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an ice cream truck and drive it
through our brand new pathology lab?

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But do me a favor and
spare the paper shredder,

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because I'll need that to
turn your next twelve paychecks

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into a clown wig you can wear
for the rest of your internship!

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Dr. Reid, you may have an
exciting new look and a boyfriend

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who smells vaguely like my
tackle-box, but I remain,

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as always, underwhelmed.

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I think, Dr. Norris,
what we're looking for

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is someone who's not too alarmist
but also not too lax, either.

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Oh, God, please let that someone be me!

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Look, you're obviously a
little busy with your doll....

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My doll? It's a collectible.

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Someone's gonna get his ass bit!

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Right.... I think we
should probably take off.

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We're gonna be back to
you with our decision.

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Super. I'll be by my
giant pretend phone,

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pretending to give a crap.

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- Oh, uh, by the way...
-Brrring! Helloo? Gotta take it.

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Uh-huh....
Uh-huh....

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I love him!

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Of course you
do -- he's you!

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And nobody loves you more
than you! You know that.

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Yeah, but, still.... He
_is_ the best pediatrician

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on staff, and since we
both work here we're gonna

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have a lot of pull over
him. I mean, come on, Jordan,

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you haven't let me make
one decision about our son.

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Which is why, by the way,
you'll be doing the answering

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when he asks why daddy's wee-wee
doesn't have a turtleneck on it like his.

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Yeah, fine. Whatever you said.

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Hey, Carla? Hey.... I
had to redo the NG tube

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one of your nurses put on Mrs.
Hemmel, so if you could spread the word

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to leave that to me and
my guys, it would be great.

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Oh, no problem, Bambi.
Oh! But the reason

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my nurses had to do that is because
none of your interns know how.

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So if you keep flapping your mouth

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without knowing all the facts, I'm
gonna see if I can fit my foot in it!

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Okay. Good talk!

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Brian? You know how to
place an NG tube, don't you?

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You did it for me both times.

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Jimmy, didn't you do one yesterday?

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No, you let me go home 'cause I forgot

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to set my TiVo for the
Styx 'Behind the Music'?

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Do not miss that! It's awesome! Seth?

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That was when I realized what
I'd turned my interns into.

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Bruce! This is gonna be your
third Foley cath. in a row!

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You can do this. You didn't need

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to page me seventeen
times between the time

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I bought the rum-raisin
muffin and then...

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threw it away because
alcoholism runs in my family.

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After this morning, I just wanted to
make sure that I _really_ have this down.

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What are you doing?

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It's just a nervous habit.
It helps me concentrate.

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Yeah, well, you know
what helps me concentrate?

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Me not doing that?

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No, bunnies.

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Say, I don't want to
embarrass you, there,

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Big Jack, but, uh...you've got
a little something on your face.

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Hardly notice it.

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What was that?

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Come on, Jordan. Don't
tell me you're gonna be one

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of those parents who makes a big
deal out of every single cough.

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Look out, Michead!

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Okay, tough guy. Good night!

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What the!? Maybe I
diluted this too much.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Eh, can't blame the cleanser.

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Even though my interns sucked, I
decided to turn it into a positive.

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Elliot, uh, I need some pointers
on how to deal with my interns.

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aaagghhh-hagh-haaaaggghhhh!!!!..

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Hey, Doug.

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Anyway, do you think we could, like,
meet up after work or something?

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Sure. What'd you have in mind?

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No! Don't do it!

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Nothin' major.

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You know, Benjamin, it's not a bad thing

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that you play with it,
it's just that your mom

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wants you to take breaks for meals!

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Excuse me, Jack here, uh,
Jack here's got a cough.

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And on account of the meconium
problem he had at birth,

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I'm thinking it just might be pneumonia.

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Take this cup, fill 'er up, right?

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What in the hell do
you think you are doing?

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You arrogant son of a
bitch, if you ever interrupt

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an exam of mine again, I will personally

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take my stethoscope
and shove it up your---

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Benjamin! What happened?

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I don't have to go.

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Oh, well it happens
to the big boys, too.

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Try again. Go on!

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Is his temperature under
a hundred-point-five?

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Barely.

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Eating, peeing, pooing?

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Sometimes all at the same time. Come on,

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it's a really persistent
cough. What do you say?

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Office hours, tomorrow,
5 o'clock. Bye-bye.

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I'm gonna go ahead and
put this in a language

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that you can understand:

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You had better see my son now,

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or I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Okay, here she comes.
Don't be over-eager!

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Elliot!!! Over here!!!

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Hey!

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Wow...you look great.

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Thanks.

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Oh, hey, J.D.

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Hey, Sean's here, everybody...

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Hey, Sean! Heeeyyy!

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You know, since he's a
trainer, Sean is really good

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with behavior and communication.
I mean, he helped me

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so much with my interns
that I thought maybe

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he could help you with yours.

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Okay, stay calm -- at
least she's here, too.

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Oh, Bruce again
-- gotta go.

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Bye.

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This'll be fun!

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And just like that, I had
another rough night ahead of me.

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At least I wasn't the only one.

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You paged me for another Foley catheter?

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I'm great at these now!

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Just watch this one.

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Don't mind if I do!

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Yep, it's gonna be a long, long night.

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I'm, heh, right here, Bruce.

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Hello, David. I've been expecting you.

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Agh!

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Yeah, I just thought I'd come by and

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play with some of your stuffed animals

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-
- and, I know, I know, they're "for the kids", heh.

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Also, wanted to let you know
that I _will_ be bringing

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my son by this _morning_.

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Yeah, I don't think so, there, chief.

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Where's Mr. Cookiepants?

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Oh, que pasa?

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I said, Where's Mr. Cookiepants!?

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He's in a safe place, Dave.

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If you touch one hair on
his head, I swear to God

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I'll inject your kid with chickenpox!

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No, you won't.

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I know.

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For God's sakes, it's
an innocent doll!!!

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No, David. It's a collectible.

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Whatever.

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The kid's a good doctor, he just...

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falls apart every time Kelso
looks over his shoulder.

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Well, why don't you just
tell Kelso to back off?

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I-I've taken a lot of
positive steps this year

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but when it comes to standing
up to Kelso, I just...

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I can't get over that hump
yet. He's like my white whale.

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Yeah.... Mine's Frank.

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Oh, no, I meant like
in 'Moby Dick' --

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Kelso is a giant pain in my ass.

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Oh. Well, thing is,
I love Frank. Just...

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he can drive me crazy
every now and then.

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Every day! Every day! Every day!

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Hey, J.D.? I was thinking
we'd start out by me,

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you know, watching how you
interact with your interns.

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Uh, and then, your
brain's gonna tell you

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to be a little self-conscious,
but you just need

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to ignore the voice in your head.

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Kick him in the crotch and run.

249
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I'll try, Sean!

250
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:28,168
You be nice to the teacher,
okay? I'm sleeping with him.

251
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,100
Oh, my God! I haven't
said that since college!

252
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:35,277
Mmmmgh! Norris hasn't
budged, and he just moved

253
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the appointment back
to six, the rat-bastard!

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Watch your language in front of the kid,

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you stupid bicky-bicky!

256
00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:45,066
You see, _I_ am adapting.
You, on the other hand,

257
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are behaving like a complete lunatic.

258
00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:46,979
No, I'm not!

259
00:12:56,271 --> 00:12:56,742
Carla?

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You're one of them bossy-pants types

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who always tells people their problems

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whether they ask for it or not, right?

263
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I like to think I've
learned when to hold back.

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You're in.

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00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:08,550
You've totally lost sight
of what's important, here.

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You are a parent now, okay?
You don't come first anymore--

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No.

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-
-you've got to do what's best for your son,

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even if it means sucking up
to the one doctor on earth

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who's more obnoxious than you are.

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Oh, my God. I loved doing that so much,

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it makes my hand shake a little!

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So, how are your interns doing?

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Hey, yeah, it still burns a little,
but at least I can hear okay.

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00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:35,261
Fantastic, sport. But
that's the brachial artery

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and it's not how we draw
blood. Now, if we need

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to inject him with heroin,
you'll be the first one I call.

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Dr. Kelso...

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What is it, Dr. Reid? Do
you have something to say?

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...No.

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You know, son, you
remind me of her so much,

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you're just a break-down in the supply
closet away from being the same person!

283
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,175
Look, Brian, if you're
having that much trouble

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with your case report, I'd be glad
to take a look at it for you, pal.

285
00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:02,216
Cool. Try to have it back by 5.

286
00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:05,371
O...kay. I have a lot
of things to do...but....

287
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,876
Hey, J.D.? Can I offer a
little constructive criticism?

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00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,368
Kick him in the crotch,
dammit! The crotch!

289
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:11,892
You know, you're worried
so much about whether

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your interns like you
or not that I don't think

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they respect you very much.

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00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,614
I had one of mine run out this
morning and get me some dome wax.

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00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:19,783
Check it
-- zing!

294
00:14:21,184 --> 00:14:21,710
That's really shiny.

295
00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:22,877
Yeah!

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00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:27,353
You know, I had the same problem when
I started working with the dolphins---

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00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:30,395
Okay, that's it. I-I-I'm
sorry, Sean, I'm a doctor, okay?

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I-I'm teaching humans,
not dolphins, okay?

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00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:36,521
So it isn't really helpful for
me to know what works on fish.

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00:14:36,973 --> 00:14:37,754
They're mammals, actually.

301
00:14:38,104 --> 00:14:42,843
Oh, well, Sean! Unfortunately
for me, my interns aren't mammals!

302
00:14:43,544 --> 00:14:44,361
J.D., they are.

303
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,174
S-sh--I don't
care, Sean!

304
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,016
Come on, Turk!

305
00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:58,618
Hey. I just wanted you to know
I don't have a problem with you,

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00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:00,087
I just can't resist a good storm-off.

307
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:00,928
Oh, who can?

308
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:08,978
Stain, I won't lie to ya --
this is gonna hurt a little bit.

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00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,615
Why don't you just paint over it?

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00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,751
Can you believe that
crap Sean was saying?

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00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:22,982
He was right. Even in college, you cared
way too much about everybody liking you.

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00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,173
Hey, who wants to help me move?

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00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,114
Me!

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00:15:30,522 --> 00:15:31,757
J.D., could you walk my dog tonight

315
00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:33,534
while I have casual sex
with your friend, Miguel?

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00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,156
Love to!

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00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:37,615
Hey. Who wants to help me move back?

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00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:39,348
I know where it all goes...!

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00:15:44,162 --> 00:15:46,766
Think about it, man. Cox
has taught you the most

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00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:49,484
since you've been here,
right? Do you really think

321
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,900
he gives a damn whether
you like him or not?

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00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,647
I'd like to think so.

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00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,037
Out of my way, space-waster!

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00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:55,667
I felt the love.

325
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,512
Catch him and kick him in his junk!

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00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:03,003
Enjoy. I didn't cut the hand off --
I used a different puppet for that.

327
00:16:04,011 --> 00:16:06,067
Well, if you want, you could give
that one to me and I could fix it.

328
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,835
And have it...for the kids.

329
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,873
Disturbing fetishes aside, I--I
feel like I owe you an apology

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00:16:13,063 --> 00:16:15,282
on account of acting like
a jackass. But I don't think

331
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,724
that my son should be the
one who has to pay for it.

332
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,079
You actually think that I
would endanger the health

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00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:23,596
of a child because you're a jackass?
Look, buddy, most of the parents

334
00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:27,567
I deal with are jackasses; now, don't
get me wrong, you're in the top five.

335
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:28,810
Thank you!

336
00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:31,501
You're welcome. So, the reason
why I have yet to see your child

337
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,242
is because he has the sniffles.

338
00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:34,338
The sniffles?

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00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:38,708
The sniffles! Look,
you're a doctor, you have

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00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:41,562
what I like to call The
Burden of Knowledge --

341
00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:42,683
you're gonna be worse than every parent

342
00:16:42,786 --> 00:16:44,484
who freaks out because
their kid eats Play-Doh.

343
00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:47,903
Why? Because you've seen too much;

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00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:54,086
you've seen what can really go wrong.

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00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,117
If you can get a handle on
that, it's gonna gross you.

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00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:57,931
You have kids?

347
00:16:58,326 --> 00:17:00,977
One. She hates dolls.

348
00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:02,582
Boy, that's a bummer.

349
00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:03,404
Tell me about it.

350
00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:07,966
That's horrible work. Horrible!

351
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,164
Dr. Kelso, I do have something to say.

352
00:17:11,485 --> 00:17:13,742
Remember earlier, you asked
me if I had something to say?

353
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:14,088
No!

354
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,331
Well, you did. And...the
reason that I came back here

355
00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:19,470
is because you said that Bruce
and I are alike. And you know what?

356
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:22,334
You're right. Because you're
treating him the exact same way

357
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,749
you treated me when I first got here!

358
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,577
Dr. Kelso, you only judge us
by these, like, twenty-minute,

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00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,806
pressure-filled windows that you see
us through twice a week, and you--

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00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:31,851
you never get to know us or how hard
we really work. Because, if you did,

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00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:35,527
you'd realize that a lot of the times we
fail, it's not our fault -- it's yours.

362
00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:38,531
Is that how you feel, future dentist?

363
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:45,636
W-well...sometimes you make me feel
like...I can't do anything well,

364
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:47,693
and I can do lots of things well!

365
00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:48,426
Like what?

366
00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:49,905
I'm a pretty solid human beat-box.

367
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,542
Bru-Bruce, I think he was
talking about medical...things.

368
00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:56,696
No, no-no, I-I'd like to hear him
demonstrate this "beef-box" thing.

369
00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:03,983
Well--well, o-okay. Uh, I g--I guess this
one goes out to my boy, Wayne, in room 302.

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00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,437
He has fluid in his lungs.

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00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:44,850
Young man! Enjoy your moment.

372
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,489
Oh, my God, Bruce! That was amazing!

373
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:50,240
Where did you learn how to do that?

374
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:51,000
In temple.

375
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,870
You're right -- I can
totally see my reflection!

376
00:18:58,385 --> 00:18:59,219
Tell your friends, baby!

377
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,920
Hey, Sean, you were right
about me and my interns.

378
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,238
I guess I owe you an apology.

379
00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:09,019
Damn straight, you do! You know
what your problem is, Bambi? You're--

380
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:12,369
Oh! Turk! Please? Just one more
second? I need the rush! Please?

381
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:14,155
I'm coming back for you!

382
00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:18,829
J.D., it's no big deal. We both
know that it wasn't about that.

383
00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:21,500
Well, you...you like Elliot.

384
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:23,319
Sorry.

385
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:24,353
Don't sweat it.

386
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,445
You're not pissed off? I'd be pissed
off. Why aren't you pissed off?

387
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:32,201
I dunno. I guess I just...I don't
see you as that much of a threat.

388
00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:37,519
Ohh.... Cool.

389
00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:47,744
I don't care. All that matters is
finding a way to sleep at night.

390
00:19:50,936 --> 00:19:52,650
Whether it's finally standing
up to your white whale...

391
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,125
...painting over your black spot...

392
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,893
...or imagining Shamu
taking Sean's arm off.

393
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:13,965
You don't need a doctor to tell you that a
good night's sleep can fix almost anything.

394
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,059
He's got fluid.

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00:20:20,305 --> 00:21:20,845
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