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It's always nice when someone from
Carla's family comes to town....

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Mostly because she cleans our apartment.

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Why is there a pancake
in the silverware drawer?

4
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You mean, why is there silverware
in the _pancake drawer_? Wuhuh!!

5
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Hey, those nuts are for my
brother, please don't eat 'em all!

6
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Baby, why you makin' such a big deal
about your brother coming, anyway?

7
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He's my baby brother! I
practically raised him!

8
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Now, I want you to try and
get along with him this time?

9
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If you do, I promise to
fulfill that fantasy of yours

10
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-
- but not with the weird outfit, and none of those crazy toys.

11
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So we'd just have normal sex....

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If I'm not sleepy!

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Deal.

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What's up with you and her brother, anyway?
Did something happen at her mother's funeral?

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Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Just so you know, this is a rental and
I got the mileage right up here, so no joy-rides, comprende?

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Turk! This is my brother, Marco!

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Sorry for your loss....

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I mean, who wears a vest
to a funeral, anyway, man?

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The amazing thing wasn't that
Carla's brother hated Turk...

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Marco!!!

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Carla!!!

22
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...it was that he was able to keep it up
without even speaking the same language.

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Okay.

24
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Esta J.D.

25
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Y te conoce Turk.

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What's happening?

27
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Jackass.

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Dude, you were wearin' a vest! Vesto!

29
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Still, I had my own problems.

30
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Even though she had a boyfriend,
I was still crazy about Elliot.

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And, God bless her, she
wasn't making it any easier.

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Hey.

33
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What are you doing?

34
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All the beds are taken. Scoot.

35
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Bunk with The Todd!

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J.D., you know that
he is a sleep humper.

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Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress,
I'm thinking about banging that one!

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Hello? ... Sean!? Where are you? ...

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The west coast of New Zealand? I'm in
the on-call room! ... Hey, J.D.'s here!

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J.D., say hi!

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Uh!?

42
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Oh! You wanted to keep talking?

43
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How are you supposed to get over someone
when you have to be around them all the time?

44
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

45
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This night could not get any worse.

46
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Todd! You're having a dream! Wake up!

47
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Dude, I _am_ awake.

48
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Synchro : Fabien pour 
www.forom.com

49
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I'm having second thoughts
about our giant nanny.

50
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She's lovely and all, but every time the fridge is
empty, she looks at our son like he's a plate of ribs.

51
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Well, you shoulda let me hire the really skinny model.
At least if she ate Jack, she'd throw him up right after.

52
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I got board meetings all day, but
I'll see you for dinner tonight.

53
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Bye, wife

54
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Rreowr.

55
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Doug! Doug!

56
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I don't wanna be a doctor!

57
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Awww.

58
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Fine. I'm gonna go ahead
and tell you how it ends:

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Dr. Phil says, "And how...is
that working out...for you?"

60
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And the big fat lady cries, "Wah."

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All right, I'm sure you're wondering why I accepted the position
of residency director considering my disdain for, well...all of you.

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Is it the extra four dollars
a week in my paycheck?

63
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Or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to
make a difference in this God-forsaken hell-hole.

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It's all about the
four dollars, trust me.

65
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And seeing as my money is contingent on
you lemmings actually doing your jobs,

66
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I would say that now is a pretty good
time for you to scurry on back to work

67
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so that I can continue to afford the
antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly.

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GO!!!

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Say, Angela....

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Oh, I think he means _me_, Angela.

71
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I wonder what I did now.

72
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Lookit, this new gig is a great opportunity
for me, and I--I want it to go well.

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And, for some reason, all these other
bobble-heads seem to look up to you,

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so it would make my life one hell of a
lot easier if you got in line behind me.

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No problem.

76
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I guess people can surprise you.

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We'd still die.

78
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We'd still what?

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If the elevator cable snapped,

80
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even if we timed it out perfectly
and jumped up right before impact,

81
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we'd still be crushed to death.

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I wish I'd taken the stairs.

83
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Me too.

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Sorry, sometimes I just have this
inner monologue running through my head.

85
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Inner monologue? Weirdo!

86
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That's my floor.

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Lucky bastard.

88
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Look, Mr. Shiny Head over there
is pretending not to watch us.

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You say something and I'll laugh
so he thinks we're mocking him.

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Marco, I'm not going to do that.

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That's enough.

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What'd I miss?

93
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It's come to my attention...

94
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Something's come to his attention.

95
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...that some family members of our
critically ill patients have been complaining

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because of the relatively small amount of
time you all spend with their loved ones.

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'Course, in Dr. Murphy's case
that's probably a good thing.

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Sir, if I could just take this chance to
explain my disturbingly high mortality rate?

99
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Why don't I do that for
you? You're a bad doctor.

100
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Now, complaints are just a
stone's throw away from lawsuits,

101
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so from this point on, I don't care
how bleak a patient's prognosis is --

102
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you are going to give each and every
one of them the same amount of your time.

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Unfortunately, our new residency
director felt a little differently.

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Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

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And, oh my goodness, if we don't have
somebody here that we might be able to help.

106
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Miss Bartow is thirty-six, she is
septic, and she is in respiratory failure.

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Dr. Weiss, I want you to draw three sets
of surveillance cultures. Mr. Murphy--

108
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_Dr._ Murphy?

109
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...Just go ahead and get a steady BG.

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We are going to try to wean
her off of the vent today,

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so I want all of you people to
give her most of your attention.

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I say we listen to Dr. Cox,
and do exactly what he says.

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That's unbelievable.

114
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But, Dr. Cox, earlier today Dr.
Kelso was telling us that he wants--

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Ugssshhhhh. I don't ever want to hear
anything that's come out of that man's mouth;

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unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm
dying. Now I'm moving towards the light.

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But wait a minute,
there's been a mistake!

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This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello,
Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? _That's_ weird!"

119
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Don't you see, Barbie, I would rather listen to
you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.

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Dolphin _trainer_ sex. My
boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.

121
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Here that's a shame, because the whole dolphin
thing used to make you so interesting. Too bad.

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We are moving on!

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You heard him, people! We're moving on!

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Oh, God help me.

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...God help him!

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My _God_, is there a
sexier woman in the world?

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Mm. I gotta go --
my chin hair is back.

128
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Ohhhh, I wish she'd cut
it off and give it to me.

129
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Oh, GOD!

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I don't mind it at the movies, sitting
alone. But eating alone is sad and pathetic.

131
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Are you stalking me?

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Nooo. My sister just had a baby,
so I'm doing the whole aunt thing.

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Plus, it's a really great excuse
to run away from a relationship.

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My boyfriend just dumped me, so of
course now I love him more than ever.

135
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So, is there any chance of
you guys getting back together?

136
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Well, he's engaged, and he's getting
married in two weeks...but, yeah, I think so.

137
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Unrequited love sucks, you know.

138
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Yeah, it does. You know
what we need to do? Uhh...?

139
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Danni.

140
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J.D.

141
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Hi!

142
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Hi. Danni, we need to move on, okay?

143
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No more thinking about our exes; no
more waiting for the phone to ring;

144
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no more stealing her purse just so you can return
it later in the hopes that she'll be so grateful,

145
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she'll use the money recovered to buy you
a drink and _maybe_ have sex with you after.

146
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Did that work?

147
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I stole the wrong purse. ...And, yes!

148
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Ahh, Mr. Blinky.

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Te quela.(?)

150
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Sí.

151
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Oh, hey Turk, why don't you
play the next game with Marco?

152
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Baby, I--I
hate PacMan.

153
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Really? Because you have
bed-sheets that indicate otherwise.

154
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Fine, ask him.

155
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Marco, can Turk play
the next game with you?

156
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I don't want to be friends with
your stupid, melon-headed boyfriend.

157
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Baby, I don't understand why
he just doesn't learn English.

158
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I bet he's whining about how I don't speak English
even though he's never bothered to learn Spanish.

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He's trying to learn. He's already
got 'yes', 'no', and 'cheese'.

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Hey! Somebody say
something about cheese?

161
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'Cause if you gonna make a
cheese run, holla at me, dawg!

162
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Baby, when we left the Dominican Republic,
Marco never wanted to learn English.

163
00:09:08,822 --> 00:09:10,611
He even went to boarding
school in Puerto Rico.

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Imagine what it's like to constantly feel like an
outsider just because you're proud of your heritage.

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But did you or did you not
say something about cheese?

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God, darn you!

167
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Miss Bartow's systemic
vascular resistance is falling,

168
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so the next couple hours
are gonna be crucial, okay?

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Perry, the fact that these residents are spending
most of their time buzzing around that one patient

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makes me think that you told them
to disobey a direct order from me.

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Bob Kelso, that's just not true. Here, I told
them to disregard _all_ direct orders from you.

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I know you all think of me
as some heartless monster;

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still, if your grandmother were here, wouldn't you want her
doctor to spend as much time with her as he does with anyone else?

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Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Because
Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.

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Grandma Dorian.

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She's dead.

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The point is, sometimes what's best for this
hospital _is_ what's best for the patients!

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00:10:04,098 --> 00:10:07,608
I know it, you know it, and
guess what, Dr. Cox knows it, too.

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00:10:07,610 --> 00:10:10,696
Although damned if he doesn't disagree
with me just because I said it.

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00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,196
Sir, I don't think that's true.

181
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,700
Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!

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Freezing!

183
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,617
Great coffee, though!

184
00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:17,250
Rat piss!

185
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,578
Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.

186
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:23,290
No, Bob. In fact, he's one of the finest young
doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.

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00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,416
Your witness.

188
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,961
What are you doing?

189
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,297
I'm calling my dad!!!

190
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,428
Hey!

191
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,846
Oh! Hey, how are you?

192
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,432
Good. So, I did it
-- I talked to my ex.

193
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,016
And...?

194
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,881
And I said, "Congratulations
on the wedding,

195
00:10:42,882 --> 00:10:45,396
and I hope you two stay happy,
and, by the way, size does matter."

196
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,250
See! That's what happens when you
finally have the courage to cut the cord!

197
00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,500
Before you know it, you'll be
ready for someone new to come along.

198
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,700
Hey, you wanna go grab a cup of coffee?

199
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,030
Ooh, I can't. I got something
really important to do.

200
00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:02,371
Thanks, J.D. I am so tense.
Someone stole my purse!

201
00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:04,540
It'll turn up....

202
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,919
Once the dynamic of a relationship
is established, it rarely changes.

203
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,965
Cheese?

204
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,801
Man, I am so sick of you.

205
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:21,139
I'm sorry, but
I...can't...understand...you!

206
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:25,477
Yeah? Well, that talking slower and louder
thing is not as helpful as you might think.

207
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,771
Geez! Can you believe this guy?

208
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,691
Don't get me started.

209
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,114
Of course, if the dynamic does change,
it's never as simple as you'd hope.

210
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:42,250
Hey, Newbie, listen, I got dinner plans
with Jordan, and seeing as you're on-call,

211
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:45,250
whatta you say you pull up a chair,
here, in front of Miss Bartow?

212
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,410
...Especially when it involves someone
who's used to you following their lead.

213
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:53,881
Look, Dr. Cox, I'll take care of her, and I'll have my interns
help, but you gotta know I have other patients, too, so....

214
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,250
Maybe you didn't understand
me, there, Violet.

215
00:11:57,251 --> 00:12:01,750
I don't want you leaving her side, even if someone
thinks they saw Justin Timberlake downstairs.

216
00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:04,185
Now, dammit all, are you
falling in line with me or not?

217
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,435
I don't think so.

218
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:08,979
Okay, then.

219
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,078
It was a strange feeling not doing what Dr.
Cox wanted me to do. Still, I knew I was right.

220
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:31,668
Oh, God, if Jordan knew I was the reason Dr. Cox canceled dinner
tonight, she'd give me the stink-eye and then twist my nurples off.

221
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,796
Calm down, tiger. She doesn't know.

222
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,716
She knows! She knows!

223
00:12:40,675 --> 00:12:43,350
Don't worry, guys. I'd
never let her hurt you.

224
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,768
I'm going to grab my stuff and we'll go.

225
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,770
Baby! There you are. He speaks English!

226
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,188
Who?

227
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,525
Your brother; he speaks English.
Yo, tell her you speak English!

228
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:54,690
What?

229
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,945
Don't "que" my-- "Que,"
my ass! "Que," my ass!

230
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,989
You were there, and you saw the
whole thing. Now you tell her.

231
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,500
I don't know what you're talking about.

232
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:07,037
Turk, I would know if my
own brother speaks English!

233
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,164
Let's go, Marco.

234
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,500
J.D.! You know all those pictures
of us from when we were going out?

235
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:18,883
Do you still have those?

236
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,385
Filed alphabetically
in my "Elliot Cabinet".

237
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,387
I don't know.... I might.... Why?

238
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:27,516
Well, you know the picture of us at the beach, where I
actually look good and you think that you look like Bjork?

239
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,183
Yeah.

240
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:32,770
Well, I was hoping you wouldn't mind if I cut you out
of it, and used it in a collage that I'm making for Sean?

241
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,523
No problem!

242
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,816
Thanks!

243
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,655
Whoa.

244
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,740
How's the whole moving on thing going?

245
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,411
It's going great,
Danni! In opposite world!

246
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,171
Well, I just wanted to say goodbye.

247
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:54,919
I was gonna stick around for a few more days, but I don't
really feel like that there's a reason to. ...Is there?

248
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:56,545
Probably not.

249
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,591
I'm gonna miss you.

250
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,468
I'm gonna miss you, too.

251
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,304
Dude, we just met
-- I was kidding.

252
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,099
Oh! That was good! No! No,
I was doing the same thing!

253
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,309
Adios.

254
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,186
Drive safe.

255
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,500
Hey, Barbie. How's about
you sashay on over here,

256
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:23,823
push those rock & roll bangs out of your face, and
keep those peepers on Miss Bartow's hemodynamics!

257
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:29,953
Oh, first I've gotta discharge Mr. Hale, then get a _____ on Mrs. Peterson,
and then, to be perfectly frank, perform a thong extrication on Ms. Reid.

258
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,748
Hey, _your_ last name is Reid!

259
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,102
Doug. I have underwear in my butt.

260
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,921
After that, though, I'll
totally swing back by here.

261
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,148
You're losing them!

262
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:48,925
Oh, don't get me wrong, you had me worried there was
gonna be a bunch of young Dr. Coxes roaming the halls,

263
00:14:48,926 --> 00:14:53,094
calling me "Bobbo", shaving my genitals
when I pass out at the Christmas party....

264
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,229
Tradition is tradition, Bob.

265
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,750
Yeah.... Then I remembered that
you've been here over ten years,

266
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:01,338
and there's not a single
disciple of yours to be found.

267
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,801
And you know why?

268
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,948
You told 'em this exact same
story and bored 'em to death?

269
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:17,918
No. It's because eventually they all start questioning the
gospel according to Cox, and you can't handle that. Can you?

270
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:26,385
Hey, jackass.

271
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:30,180
Hello, Marc. I'm guessing
Carla's not around.

272
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:33,559
She's in the bathroom,
cepillar sus dientes.

273
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,750
Hey, baby. Gimme some
of that minty breath.

274
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:40,050
Noooooo, not in front of my brother --
that stuff always makes him uncomfortable.

275
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:49,992
Oh, really? I just wanted to apologize for the way I've
been acting by loving you up and down, and all around!

276
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:50,534
Turk!

277
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:54,580
Baby, he can't understand you! Now let's go
put some more of your footprints on the ceiling!

278
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,664
That's it, you son of a bitch!!!

279
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:56,331
I told ya!

280
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,341
So black people can get black
eyes, too, huh? Who knew?

281
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,803
I haven't had one this bad since
your Nana Hobbs threw that rock at me.

282
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,638
She thought you were robbing the house.

283
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,267
J.D.! Did you hear, Miss
Bartow's completely stabilized!

284
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,478
I don't wanna see you
around here anymore, okay?

285
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,981
All right, come on you
guys, you all got work to do!

286
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,735
Newbie, maybe I wasn't clear enough
with you on Miss Bartow over there.

287
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,500
Here it comes. I'm incompetent.
I'm a girl. I'm a little girl.

288
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,991
I'm a little girl with
pigtails that rides a tricycle.

289
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:37,247
No. Well...yes, but I am honestly trying to tell you
that I don't think I was being clear with you before.

290
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,167
In fact, I think I was
being a pretty lousy teacher.

291
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:45,100
Look, I think putting one in the
"win" column every now and then

292
00:16:45,101 --> 00:16:50,136
is what gives us the juice to keep plugging along
in games that we know deep down we're not gonna win.

293
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,348
And that's why I locked in
so intensely to that patient.

294
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:59,770
Because opportunities, they...God,
they come along so rarely in this place.

295
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:08,111
And when they do, you just can't let them slip
through your fingers. You cannot. You know?

296
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,575
I think I do.

297
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,500
I wasn't sure what I was hoping for. ...

298
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,225
That somehow Danni had
decided not to leave...

299
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,500
that she'd snapped her
leg in the parking lot....

300
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,417
DANNI!?

301
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,043
Yo.

302
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,839
...All I knew was I'd
missed an opportunity.

303
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:34,596
So when I was a senior in high school, you heard me
talking to my friends in English about going on the pill?

304
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,308
No, I just learned
English a few years ago.

305
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:43,647
Well, good, because I wasn't on the pill, and
I'm not now. I've never had sex. I hope it's fun.

306
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,235
Why didn't you tell me?

307
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,820
I don't know.

308
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,739
Mom died, and now
you're getting married.

309
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:59,830
You and I have always had a special connection.
I guess I just didn't want to lose that.

310
00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:02,749
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

311
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,501
Sorry, sweetie.

312
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,714
Sorry...s-sweetie.

313
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:13,969
And Turk, you don't mind if every now and then
Marco and I speak Spanish to each other, right?

314
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:22,811
Baby, fo'shizzle-dizzle. Do your thizzle,
'cause I'm up out this pizzle. Chach!

315
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,272
See, we got our own secret
language, too. Eh-ha!

316
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,192
What did he say?

317
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,651
I have no idea.

318
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,987
Jackass!

319
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,700
No one knew her last name, no
one even remembered seeing her.

320
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,270
I started to wonder if Danni was even
real. I guess that's the thing about life.

321
00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:44,200
You don't
really--

322
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,011
Hey, J.D.

323
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:45,800
Excuse me!

324
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,213
-
-You don't really get many second chances.

325
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:53,800
Oh! Danni! Hi! I'm sorry, sometimes I have
this inner monologue running through my head.

326
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,843
Oh.

327
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,386
Weirdo!

328
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,932
I'm having dinner with my sister tonight,
but I swear I'm leaving after that.

329
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,018
Don't. Stay here with me,
we'll get that cup of coffee.

330
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,395
I'm not gonna stick around
for one cup of coffee.

331
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,356
Okay, two cups...and some pie.

332
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,901
Finally, I found a girl
with no complications.

333
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,320
Oh, I see you've met my sister!

334
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,492
Oh, come on.

335
00:19:19,305 --> 00:20:19,635
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.