1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,172 She's awake. Say something romantic. 2 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:09,384 Do you think this is a good time to start talking about a nickname for my penis? 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:14,191 It's just that I-I dated this girl in college who made the decision without consulting me, 4 00:00:14,191 --> 00:00:18,831 and then all of a sudden there it was -- eighteen straight months of it being called "Little Buddy". 5 00:00:18,832 --> 00:00:21,191 And we just didn't like that; not one bit. 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,273 J.D., I haven't even had coffee yet. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,191 Ah, you're right, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,903 "Big Al" for example.... 9 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,864 Why don't you just tell me a story? Something romantic. 10 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,653 Okay. 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:39,000 Once there was a beautiful girl who met a stunningly handsome young doctor.... 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,250 He noticed her right away. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,836 And she noticed him noticing her. 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,590 Their first date was amazing. 15 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:58,183 They had so much fun together, they felt like kids again. 16 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,773 Then it was time for their first kiss. 17 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,734 And...how was that? 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,653 Intense. 19 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,780 Whoa! Woo! Agh! 20 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,241 The next date didn't start that well, either... 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 22 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,218 And that night, well... 23 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,763 ...it was the most amazing night the young doctor ever had. 24 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,432 And then what happened? 25 00:01:39,157 --> 00:01:43,407 And then the young doctor realized he hadn't seen the beautiful girl naked in the light yet. 26 00:01:44,566 --> 00:01:45,906 Damn! 27 00:01:46,684 --> 00:01:48,585 Are you as into this as I am? 28 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:52,955 If I wasn't crazy about ya, would I be willing to do this? 29 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,115 Doom-doom, bah, do-doom-doom, dop-bop... 30 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,651 As I was doing the Naked Chicken Dance that my uncle Bart had taught me, 31 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,192 I realized that life couldn't get much better than this. 32 00:02:01,193 --> 00:02:02,062 ...doom-doom, dop-dop, doom-- 33 00:02:02,086 --> 00:02:12,550 Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it's cute that you're violating her little sister doesn't mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades. 34 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:19,679 And oh, my God, what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard!? 35 00:02:22,198 --> 00:02:23,567 My bad. 36 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:30,501 It's a beautiful shot of you. 37 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,398 Jus-- Come'ere! 38 00:02:32,422 --> 00:02:37,868 Ju--you filthy, filthy boy! Filthy girl! Filthy girl! 39 00:02:39,413 --> 00:02:42,433 Aww, you're okay, Little Buddy! 40 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:45,332 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo! 41 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:48,518 Scrubs 3x08 42 00:02:48,519 --> 00:02:52,458 Synchro : Fabien pour www.forom.com 43 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,327 Even though Dr. Cox got a front-row look at Little Buddy 44 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:06,328 -- ohhh, no! Now I'm saying it! -- my day still started off great! 45 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:10,178 I'm about to set a new distance record for projectile vomiting. 46 00:03:10,202 --> 00:03:17,177 Come on.... It reminds me of my sexiest kiss: Our honeymoon, standing waist-deep in the ocean.... 47 00:03:17,178 --> 00:03:18,537 I think you were in at the bar. 48 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,021 Okay! Gotta go! Come on. 49 00:03:22,045 --> 00:03:23,595 Be brilliant today! 50 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:24,921 I always am. 51 00:03:24,945 --> 00:03:26,251 Ah! Ow! 52 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:32,170 You know, I hit my head so hard I actually saw cartoon birds. 53 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,540 Then I realized I was in Pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper! Ha! 54 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:39,005 Stunning. Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes, 55 00:03:39,006 --> 00:03:49,647 normally I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire while your lips whisper "No, no...no" but your eyes scream, "Yes. Yes. Oh, big daddy, yes!" 56 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:57,279 But when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo, it forces me to spend time with you outside of the hospital, and I just won't have that. So, hhhere's the deal: 57 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:04,357 Don't want to have dinner with you. Don't want to go bowling with you. And I never, ever again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say, 58 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:09,166 "Ohh, it's waffle time! It's waffle time! Won't you have some waffles of mine?" 59 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,203 "...waffles of mine..." 60 00:04:09,227 --> 00:04:16,628 Bottom line: We'll be bestest friends foreverest if you just keep your face out of my face. Uh-huh. 61 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,180 Awwww. 62 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,425 She's my patient! 63 00:04:24,449 --> 00:04:25,274 Hey guys, how are you? 64 00:04:25,274 --> 00:04:28,196 I'm great! You know me, I'm up, up, up, up, up, and then some 65 00:04:28,196 --> 00:04:32,475 fashion nazi on the E! Network says that pear-shaped people shouldn't wear stripes, and 66 00:04:32,475 --> 00:04:35,902 whoosh, guess who's ear-deep in mint-chocolate chip ice cream. 67 00:04:35,903 --> 00:04:36,903 Meheehee. 68 00:04:37,221 --> 00:04:39,750 You know, if you leave it on the counter for an hour, you can just drink it like a milkshake. 69 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,600 Except, watch out -- if that block's not totally melted, hits you in the face! 70 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:43,795 Oh, that'd go everywhere. 71 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,492 Yeah, one time I got Chunky Monkey in my eye. 72 00:04:46,366 --> 00:04:47,942 What brings Ms. Tracy to us? 73 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:50,314 Oh, uh, her landlord found her passed out on her floor. 74 00:04:50,338 --> 00:04:52,156 Yeah, lucky me, I couldn't pay my rent this month. 75 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:56,428 A recent study found that doctors spend an average of fifteen seconds listening to a patient. 76 00:04:56,452 --> 00:05:00,705 It sounds insensitive, but the truth is it's all the time you need. 77 00:05:00,729 --> 00:05:02,106 So, how you feel? 78 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,673 Awesome! 79 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:04,569 Ms. Tracy... 80 00:05:04,593 --> 00:05:07,915 Headachy, nauseous, and embarrassed that my landlord saw me in my granny panties. 81 00:05:07,939 --> 00:05:10,462 Oh, dear. We're gonna run some tests and figure this out. 82 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:16,151 I'll be here! ...If you.... 83 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:18,895 Ow! 84 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,771 Sorry! I--if that gets infected, I'm a doctor! 85 00:05:26,496 --> 00:05:30,662 Look, you keep going to the right, so this time aim at that guy to the left, and you'll hit the board. 86 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,746 Those two are like best friends now, huh? 87 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:45,046 I know. I wonder what it was that made them so tight? 88 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:54,314 Elliot! What are you doing here? 89 00:05:54,338 --> 00:05:56,529 I'm, uh, just meeting some friends here for drinks. 90 00:05:56,553 --> 00:05:58,159 Yes! Me too! Friends. 91 00:05:59,254 --> 00:06:00,006 Hey. 92 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,038 PONCH!!!! 93 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,885 Damn. I still got it. 94 00:06:09,471 --> 00:06:11,759 Wait a second, dude, wa--that was us. 95 00:06:11,783 --> 00:06:12,786 I know. 96 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:15,112 Greatest night ever!!! 97 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:23,967 Yes, Enid, I hear Baxter growling, but the fact is you ventured into his side of the house. ... 98 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,750 Baring his teeth, huh? ... 99 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,520 Okay, now here's what you do. ... 100 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:33,000 Are you ready? ... 101 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,958 Make a sudden move! 102 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,203 Ahhh, those two! 103 00:06:41,895 --> 00:06:48,863 Sir, we've got some complaints that the new discount stethoscopes you ordered are uncomfortably tight. 104 00:06:48,863 --> 00:06:56,948 I contacted the manufacturer, but apparently he's decided to focus more on his hand-made smoking paraphernalia. 105 00:06:56,971 --> 00:06:59,283 Nonsense! These are fine! 106 00:07:02,536 --> 00:07:04,013 Are you okay Dr. Kelso? 107 00:07:05,099 --> 00:07:08,434 Sweet dancing Jehovah! I've punctured my brain! 108 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:13,156 Boy, oh boy, that's some rock. When, uh, when's the big day? 109 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:16,086 Oh, me? No, no, never -- my fiancé dumped me. 110 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:19,092 I'm just noticing how beautiful his mother's ring is. 111 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:22,852 You know, compared to the fake one I sent back to him. Oops! 112 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:28,153 Ms. Tracy, we found some organophosphates in your system. Have you had any recent exposure to pesticides? 113 00:07:28,177 --> 00:07:30,906 Pesticides? No, I don't have any pest problems. 114 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:33,079 Oh, God, that must be so nice! 115 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,599 They're just feelings; they'll heal. 116 00:07:34,623 --> 00:07:36,690 Don't worry. We're on top of this. 117 00:07:39,106 --> 00:07:40,562 Oh ...Bye. 118 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:42,313 Hey! 119 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:42,963 Hey...hey. 120 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,413 Jordan just said we should all go to the carnival tonight. 121 00:07:44,437 --> 00:07:45,207 The carnival!? 122 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:50,510 Oh, I can't go to the carnival, Danni. I puke at carnivals...a lot. 123 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,248 You don't really puke at carnivals, do you. 124 00:07:54,272 --> 00:07:56,332 I do. But I still love 'em! 125 00:07:56,744 --> 00:08:02,712 Look, I have an even dandier idea: Why don't you crazy kids do something on your own? 126 00:08:02,736 --> 00:08:08,253 Look, Perry, the fact is I'm Jordan's sister, so as long as I'm staying in town you're gonna be seeing a lot of these smiling faces. 127 00:08:08,253 --> 00:08:09,584 Smile. 128 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:17,042 So, I waxed my legs at home last night. 129 00:08:17,066 --> 00:08:18,129 Yeah, how did that go? 130 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:20,389 Not great, I can't do it. 131 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,854 I'd rather die hairy. 132 00:08:22,515 --> 00:08:25,596 Oh, Mrs. Cainings needs something to help her sleep. Give her Haloperidol. 133 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,983 Haloperidol won't put her to sleep. Give her a Benzo, it'll knock her right out. 134 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,898 Yeah, but, sometimes with Benzos older people can have a bad reaction. 135 00:08:31,922 --> 00:08:34,095 Elliot, have I ever steered you wrong? 136 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:35,783 Who suggested this? 137 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:40,295 Ohhhh! ...Smooth! 138 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,542 Benzo it is. 139 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:43,230 Hey, wait! What about this one? 140 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,425 Dude, my broccoli is hot. 141 00:08:48,449 --> 00:08:52,397 Please tell me you mean temperature-wise -- because there is no way you can find broccoli sexy. 142 00:08:52,421 --> 00:08:54,122 Oh...yeah...temperature-wise.... 143 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:58,906 ...And mini green boobs-wise! What's up!! 144 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,754 Sir, I wanted to talk to you about that hernia seminar this weekend? 145 00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:07,077 Okay, sure, we can totally talk later! 146 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,524 Hey, Dr. Kelso. Hey. Dr. Kelso. 147 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:14,078 Uh, I don't know if you heard or not, but Bernice, the lady who does the PA announcements usually, 148 00:09:14,078 --> 00:09:18,455 she just got hit by a bus, and, um, I was on the speech team in high school... 149 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:25,037 ...so, anyway, I was thinking that maybe from now on, 150 00:09:25,037 --> 00:09:28,876 I could do the announcements. You know, just until Bernice gets back on her...foot. 151 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,175 Splendid! 152 00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:43,700 Dr. Cox seems to be having fun...but I think I know why. 153 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:47,908 Ohh, ooh! Whack a newbie! Whack a newbie! Whack a newbie! Ohh! Ohhh! 154 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,662 Missed me! Ha! Ha! 155 00:09:49,686 --> 00:09:53,185 Whack a newbie! Ohh, there you are! Ohh, there you are! Oh, come here! Ohh! 156 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,726 Oww! Oww!! Owww! 157 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,710 Ohhhhhhhh, whack a newbie!!! Whack a-- 158 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,057 Perry. 159 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:00,158 It's over. 160 00:10:00,629 --> 00:10:01,709 Sorry. 161 00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:07,036 So, we're gonna go eat some more disgusting fried food and then look at the fat lady to make ourselves feel better. 162 00:10:07,622 --> 00:10:09,004 So, we'll meet you guys on the Ferris wheel. 163 00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:10,753 Only if your stomach's okay. 164 00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:12,825 Oh, yeah, it's only the back-and-forthy rides that get me. 165 00:10:13,502 --> 00:10:19,955 Well, you have done it. It's Friday night, and instead of being at home, drinking whiskey through my son's sippy cup, 166 00:10:19,955 --> 00:10:26,742 I'm actually at a carnival with you, surrounded by piles of manure even though I've yet to see a single animal! 167 00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:28,308 That __is__ weird.... 168 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:31,702 Uh-huh. I'll tell you what, how 'bout we head right on over there, 169 00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:36,268 and if you can raise that hammer above your head with those chicken bones you call arms, 170 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,870 I'll let you take a free whack at my dome. 171 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,750 First of all, I already raised the hammer; 172 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,164 and the only reason I didn't ring the bell is that the game is obviously rigged. 173 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,864 Woo-hoo! 174 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:46,745 Good job, son! 175 00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:48,053 Uh-huh. 176 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:52,164 Look, the only positive thing about this whole situation is that it's driving you crazy 177 00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:54,040 and there's nothing you can do about it. 178 00:10:54,936 --> 00:10:56,144 Way to go, Gina! 179 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,356 Oh, come on! 180 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:05,361 Dr. Tushy, you're needed in the OR. 181 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:08,333 Nice name, buddy. Beat up in high school much? 182 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,062 Oh--It's okay. It's okay. It's okay! 183 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:11,967 What's going on!?! 184 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,958 She's having a reaction to the Benzo. 185 00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:21,766 There are a lot of different ways to get the upper hand in a relationship. 186 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,450 Oh, I gave the guy half a corn-dog so we can all ride foursies! 187 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,508 Ohhhhhhohhhhh. 188 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,097 Oh, let's go. 189 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:29,955 Corn-dog! 190 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,070 It can happen with a simple request... 191 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,250 COULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EARS? 192 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,222 ...it can happen because of a mistake... 193 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:43,950 Mrs. Cainings is stabilized, so DC the posey vest. 194 00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:47,201 That's never happened to me before with the Benzo. I still think-- 195 00:11:47,225 --> 00:11:48,643 What do you think, Carla? 196 00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:50,320 Did you think that maybe I'm the doctor? 197 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:55,300 'Cause that's what I think. So maybe you should just DC the vest like I asked, and keep your opinion to yourself. 198 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:07,476 Still, even when you have the upper hand, it's important to be careful. Because some people fight dirty. 199 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:14,995 You know, Danni, I think it's amazing that you're actually comfortable dating J.D., what with him having nailed Jordan and all. 200 00:12:18,214 --> 00:12:22,578 Uh, sorry, folks. A little problem here. Get you down in about an hour or so. 201 00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:30,526 I don't feel so good. 202 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:40,018 Sometimes the best thing to do is just to say exactly what's in your heart. 203 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,602 I'm sorry I puked on your shoes. 204 00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:45,022 I'm sorry I wore sandals. 205 00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:47,200 And, Danni, that whole thing with Jordan... 206 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,057 it's so long ago, I don't even remember it. 207 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,444 J.D., you keep a sex journal of all your experiences under your bed. 208 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,605 Gotta stop showing that to new girlfriends! 209 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,139 Look, you shoulda told me. 210 00:12:57,139 --> 00:13:00,468 But I'm not gonna let things like this mess it up with the guy I'm falling in love with. 211 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,966 Oh, thank God! Do you wanna get some pineapple pizza? 212 00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:07,711 I think I'll probably just go inside and wash my feet. 213 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,448 That's robot for "Goodnight." 214 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,541 "Peace!" Heh. 215 00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:18,894 All right, people, listen up: 216 00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:21,575 Dr. Kelso has ruptured both his eardrums. 217 00:13:21,575 --> 00:13:25,655 You could say whatever you want to him as long as you got a smile on your face! HOLLA! 218 00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:27,669 Bob! You stupid motherf-- 219 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,274 Thanks for the kind words, gang! 220 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:45,274 Yes? 221 00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:47,830 Carla, look, I just wanted to apologize. 222 00:13:47,854 --> 00:13:50,928 I'm so glad! I didn't want us to stay mad at each other! 223 00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:53,750 It's all my fault! I should never have listened to you in the first place. 224 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,045 I mean, I need to be a strong enough doctor to just ignore you when you won't shut up. 225 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,530 That's so sweet. 226 00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:04,657 All available medical personnel, please report to the second floor for a cat fight. 227 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:06,306 Cat fight on the second floor! 228 00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:17,006 Well, we sent some haz-mat guys over to your apartment, but they said there were no signs of pesticides. 229 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:21,290 They also said you mixed art deco with Indonesian antiques. I think that is so daring! 230 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:21,999 Aww. 231 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,310 Reel it in, Queer Eye. 232 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,463 Thanks, guys. Honestly, I can't remember the last time anyone was this nice to me. 233 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:28,636 Well, you know.... 234 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,433 We gotta go. 235 00:14:31,819 --> 00:14:35,628 Hey, you should know your little cheap shot didn't land, because Danni isn't mad at me at all. 236 00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:40,282 Hey, Baby! You comin' to give pop-pop some candy? 'Cause I'm hungry! 237 00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,356 Oh--okay, later's fine too. 238 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:47,169 Oh, yeah. I mean, I can--I can feel the love all over! 239 00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:53,095 Can you believe that Elliot, giving me all that attitude? 240 00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:58,025 You know, two weeks ago an O.R. nurse with like twenty years experience started telling me I was tying the wrong suture. 241 00:14:58,049 --> 00:14:59,653 But I bet you listened to her, right? 242 00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:01,187 Nah, I kicked her ass out the O.R.! Heh! 243 00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:03,795 But I bet you were nice about it? Right? 244 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,932 No, I made her cry. The point is, baby, whatever happens with this patient, it's on my shoulders; 245 00:15:07,932 --> 00:15:09,998 and it's the same with Elliot and you know that. 246 00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:12,200 That's what makes your relationship so complicated. 247 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,935 Outside this hospital, yeah, you're the boss of Elliot...and... 248 00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:17,500 well, you know...you're the boss of me and... 249 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,850 baby, you're the boss of everyone -- but in this building, Elliot's in charge. 250 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,154 Am I really the boss of everybody outside of here? 251 00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,587 Baby, you the boss of everybody in the world. 252 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,334 Okay. 253 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,539 Dr. Dorian, Dr. Turk is free for his rectal exam. 254 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,898 He said you'd know what that means. 255 00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:46,196 Dear Dr. Cox, I think it's important that you know how much I care for Danni, 256 00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:49,553 and how hurt I was by your attempt to sabotage our relationship. 257 00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:51,166 Oh, de-de-de--isn't it enough that I'm reading it!? 258 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,695 Oh, I'm sorry. 259 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:56,455 Always fun to be in the bathroom listening to people talk so clearly, 260 00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:01,178 you're sure they just heard you pee. You did, didn't you. 261 00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:02,346 You start and stop a lot. 262 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,480 Lovely. Here. 263 00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:07,434 Uh, actually there's great news, uh, Ms. Tracy: 264 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,785 We're sending you home. 265 00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:13,297 Although, I sure wish we could have figured out how that stuff got introduced into your system to begin with. 266 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:21,216 But sometimes in medicine you have to just chalk it up to life's great mysteries, like crop circles or this gal's Adam's apple. 267 00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:22,763 I'm a girl, that's original. 268 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:27,944 Hey, you guys, I just want to say, if I don't see you again, thanks and take care. 269 00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:29,497 You be well, darlin'. 270 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,339 I'll see you next time. 271 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,732 Wanna hear a great letter? 272 00:16:33,756 --> 00:16:35,024 No. 273 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:42,881 Hey, everybody. This place has dynamite lamb. 274 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,184 What are you doing here? 275 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,353 I called him. 276 00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:50,900 Lookit, after shooting my mouth off the other night I've been feeling a lot of...well.... 277 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,171 Guilt. 278 00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:53,678 No. Not that. 279 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:55,009 Guilt? 280 00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:55,925 Yes, that. 281 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:56,535 Ugh. 282 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,549 I...I don't like her to be right. 283 00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:00,922 Look, Danni, I know you're upset about your sister and I-- 284 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:04,737 J.D., if I didn't go out with the guys my sister slept with, I wouldn't have even had a date to the prom. 285 00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:05,737 Then what is it? 286 00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:08,964 Last night I told you I was falling in love with you. And you know what you said? 287 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,252 "Thank you"? 288 00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:12,397 You asked me if I wanted to go get pizza. 289 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:15,000 No.... _Pineapple_ pizza. 290 00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:19,100 Sweetie, you can't take this personally. He's a doctor -- they don't listen to anyone. 291 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,398 Please don't lump us all together with numb-nuts over here. 292 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:26,803 Oh, really? This morning I asked you to do me a favor involving my mother. What was it? 293 00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:34,077 Well...I can only hope that it had something to do with hiring people to kill her? 294 00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:38,158 Oh, come on. You know what? I hope you guys listen better to your patients. 295 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,546 And for some reason, right then, 296 00:17:40,546 --> 00:17:43,920 we both knew how those pesticides had gotten in our patient's system. 297 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:46,482 Lucky for me, I couldn't pay my rent this month. 298 00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:49,847 Say, that's some rock. When's the big day? 299 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:52,814 Oh, me? No, no, never -- my fiancé dumped me. 300 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,785 I honestly can't remember the last time anyone was this nice to me. 301 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:02,601 Hey, you guys, I just want to say, if I don't see you again, thanks and take care. 302 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,956 She did it to herself. 303 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,846 We gotta go. 304 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:16,375 I guess the problem with only listening to a patient for fifteen seconds is, 305 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,324 sometimes you don't hear everything... 306 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,830 and when you finally realize what they were trying to say, 307 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,750 you might've lost them forever. 308 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,482 Ms. Tracy. 309 00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:29,032 Hey, guys! 310 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,463 We need to talk. 311 00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:32,797 About what? 312 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,016 How _have_ things been going lately? 313 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,998 Okay? Why, uh-- 314 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:48,866 Ahhh. Actually it has, uh, been a couple of rough months. 315 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:54,257 Come on, Jill. Come on. 316 00:18:54,706 --> 00:18:57,463 You can never underestimate the importance of listening. 317 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:05,517 A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there: 318 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:07,963 all your lovers have moved on. 319 00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:11,551 But, if it's any consolation, my sources tell me they're happy. 320 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:14,390 Well, snooze, you lose. In other news-- 321 00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:16,047 Get off that thing. 322 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,040 Listening can effect your career. 323 00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:20,500 There you are, you deaf bastard! 324 00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:23,750 I hate you so much, every time you utter my name, 325 00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:28,613 I wanna stick my fist all the way down your throat and watch you slowly choke on it! 326 00:19:28,597 --> 00:19:31,130 Ted, I can hear now. 327 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,716 Who's Ted? 328 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,181 Listening can even mend a friendship. 329 00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:42,636 Carla, could you go get--- You know what, forget it. 330 00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:46,101 No, doctor, just tell me what you need. I'll do it. 331 00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:50,127 Just give him one gram of Ancef for prophylaxis. 332 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,500 Ultimately, it keeps you in the moment... 333 00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:58,072 so you don't miss the things that really matter. 334 00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,445 So say it again. 335 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:01,997 No, you have to earn it. 336 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,018 I'll try. 337 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:09,100 Oh, for God's sake, we're watching a movie here. 338 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,440 Shh! 339 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,093 Kill me. 340 00:20:15,305 --> 00:21:15,345 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP