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Hey, Chocolate Bear.

2
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I didn't have time to shower this morning.
Did you wax your dome?

3
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I sure did!
Why?

4
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- Thanks, pal!
- Uh-huh...

5
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Hold up!

6
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Chapped!

7
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Easy, Moose, that stuff is forty bucks a tin.

8
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"With the long hours at a hospital, you don't
have time to worry about your appearance."

9
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"It may sound sexist, but with the female
doctors, it's slightly more noticeable."

10
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Hey, Janice.
Is it windy out?

11
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No. Why do you always ask me that!?

12
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Because I'm--I'm captain of
m-m-my kite-flying team?

13
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The M-m-mighty Kites?

14
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"Agh! Okay, just say something innocuous."

15
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Good morning, gentlemen.

16
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"The truth is most of them
don't even bother trying."

17
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- "Except of course..."
- Hey, girlfriends!

18
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How do you have the time to look
so good every morning?

19
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

20
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Oh, this? Heh.
Yeah, it doesn't take long.

21
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"I guess everyone has their
morning routines."

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Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls and...

23
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too many toys can be
over-stimulating for an infant,

24
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Brantley here was wondering if he
could borrow one to play with!

25
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Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was
just wondering why the crazy lady...

26
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who just spent the last hour chain smoking
and talking on her cell phone while...

27
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her kid ate sand would come over to two complete
strangers and give them parenting advice!

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He also thanked me for not naming him "Brantley"!

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Y-yeah.

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I love our family.

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'Married With Children'?
Awesome!

32
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- Has Kelly been on yet?
- Here she comes.

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"Hi, Daddy!"

34
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Anyway, where's Danni?
We're gonna be late for our movie.

35
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Stop. Lemme just go
grab a sweater.

36
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I love you...

37
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Wow, she's using the "L" word now.

38
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Yeeeaaah, but we're not
really that serious.

39
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This isn't the movies?

40
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I just wanted you to see this.

41
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Because if I move here permanently, this
would be the type of place we could afford.

42
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Out of body experience?

43
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Yeah.

44
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She wants to move in together.
I have to break up with her!

45
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Dude, relax.
Enjoy the show.

46
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Have a Bugle.

47
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Ooh, your ghost hands is cold!

48
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J.D.!?

49
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I wanted to put them on my fingers
and pretend I had witch nails.

50
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- What?!
- Nothing.

51
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I just can't believe how comfortable I've gotten
talking to you over these last few months.

52
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I mean, look, I'd still be with
my old shrink if I hadn't...

53
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cut across the park the day of the
renaissance faire and realized...

54
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that the man I tell my innermost
secrets to likes to...

55
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likes to put on a big, giant beard and make
pretend that he is a blacksmith.

56
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A-a-a-anyway, something weird's
been going on with me lately.

57
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I have been sleeping more, I've
been drinking alone... less...

58
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I've even started complimenting people.

59
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Oh, come on!
Get your pump on!

60
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God help me, Sluggo, if you get any more buff,
I'll be absolutely sure that you're gay!

61
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Oh, I'm gonna get more buff!

62
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Dr. Cox never compliments
me about anything!

63
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Well, he should.

64
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Your new look has completely
changed my perspective.

65
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For instance, this is not a broom
with fraying edges...

66
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this is now a broom that reminds
me of blonde doctor's bangs.

67
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Tough and spunky!

68
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Oh, my God! That is exactly the
look that I was going for!

69
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- Really!?
- Yeah!

70
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Shoobity-doo! Hey!

71
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How 'bout I give you a ride
to your next destination?

72
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To the morgue!

73
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- Watch it!
- Hey!

74
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So, did you break up with her?

75
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I was going to last night...

76
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but then I looked in her eyes,
and I realized how rare...

77
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it is to meet someone who's actually
willing to have sex with me.

78
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How did you have sex with the woman
you're about to break up with?

79
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Okay, you know how the, uh, couch in
the living room has those high arms?

80
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Babe, you gotta understand,

81
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a guy will sleep with any woman he finds
attractive, no matter how he feels about her.

82
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If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom
and then offered to have sex with me?

83
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I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because
my pants would already be off!

84
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That's sweet! While your mother
lays there dying!

85
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- Tell her.
- His mom doesn't die.

86
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Tyra uses her connections in the
supermodel world to get...

87
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government scientists to put Turk's mom's
brain into Heidi Klum's body.

88
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She falls in love with me,
we all move in together.

89
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It'd be awkward at first,
but I'd make it work...

90
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'Cause I love my mom.

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Mm, and I would love her, too.

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New low.

93
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Oh, Mrs. Gorski,
I know shingles are never fun.

94
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Unless you're talking about the games we made
up the summer my parents got a new roof.

95
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It was kind of like Hide & Seek, only
we'd throw shingles at each other?

96
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Ahh, summer time... Still...

97
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a positive attitude can go a long way in helping
you feel better, so let's see a big ol' smile!

98
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Excuse me.
Can I borrow Dr. Reid?

99
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You may keep her.

100
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Here at Sacred Heart, I like to think that
our patients choose our hospital...

101
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not only because I leak vicious rumors about
competing hospitals to the press,

102
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but also because when they see
one of our doctors they think,

103
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"Now that's a professional!"

104
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Um, I don't think I look
unprofessional.

105
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I've let this whole new look thing
slide the last few months,

106
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but now that your colleagues
are beginning to complain

107
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I'm going to give you the same advice
I give my son every morning.

108
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Lose the makeup!
Get a haircut!

109
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And stop using my razor to
shave your fun zone!

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- I hate missing practice.
- Me too.

111
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Mighty Kiiiiites!

112
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Morning, class.

113
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As residency director, it is my
pleasure to have both surgical...

114
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and medical personnel here with us today.

115
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In fact, in this room we have enough
brain power to light up a city!

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Not a real city, mind you, but...
definitely a tiny ant city...

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whose government has recently passed a
series of stringent energy conservation laws!

118
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Stringent what?

119
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"Stringent updoc".

120
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It's happening.

121
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Yes, Nervous Guy?

122
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What's "updoc"?

123
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Okay, people, biphasic defibrillators.

124
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How many of you had a chance
to practice on the mannequin?

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Oh, yeah.

126
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With the defibrillator...?

127
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And I assume none of you have
even looked at the literature.

128
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I didn't do anything. No yelling,
no breaking stuff, nothing.

129
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And right then...

130
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I figured out what's different.

131
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I figured out what that feeling was that I was
having in the park the other day with my family.

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I'm...

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happy.

134
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Now does that not just make you sick?

135
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Dude, with Danni you just gotta
keep your eyes on the prize.

136
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Focus in on how great it is
to be single! Chasing tail!

137
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Hell, I miss it every day.

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Oh, you don't care if you ever
have sex again, do you?

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Baby, listen, I'm just trying
to keep my man psyched,

140
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'cause since I've known J.D.,
he's never broken up with anyone.

141
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He's right. I don't like hurting people.

142
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But with Danni, I'm gonna
do the honorable thing...

143
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I'm gonna have someone in a fireman's
outfit tell her I burned to death.

144
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Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe
it to every woman you've ever dated.

145
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Listen, Danni....

146
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Lisa....

147
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Drunk girl who was friends with the girl
I really wanted to hook up with...

148
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It's not all of you.

149
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It's me.

150
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Scott Gerber?!

151
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At soccer camp, I told you I wanted
to be more than friends.

152
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I thought you meant teammates!

153
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Well, I didn't!

154
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He used to...
borrow my jersey and...

155
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wear it as jammies...

156
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Hey, Danni, it's me.
What are you up to?

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- I'm keeping busy.
- "Oh, that's great."

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Uh, listen, something's been on my mind...

159
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"Me too."

160
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I just feel like my life is so scattered lately and
you're the only good thing I have going right now.

161
00:09:01,378 --> 00:09:02,963
- Awesome.
- How's he doing?

162
00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:04,959
The boy's got no biscuits.

163
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I am trying to break someone's
heart here, okay!?

164
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I'm feeling really bummed.
Do you have a second to talk?

165
00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:14,411
Actually, I'm kinda swamped right now,
uh, let me get back to you, okay?

166
00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:17,029
Elliot, what's wrong?

167
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,341
- Eh, forget it, you're busy.
- Come on!

168
00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,395
I always have time for you!

169
00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:26,082
Have the other doctors been making
fun of the way I look?

170
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- What? No! No way!
- Huh? I've never heard anything...

171
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- ...like that! Why?
- Why would you say that?

172
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Hell, yeah.

173
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Only the girl ones, and you know,
they're all "Mrreeeoww!!"

174
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- Cat fight?
- Sorry, Todd!

175
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Let's try and be a little more careful
when we use that noise, okay?

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God!

177
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,985
Honestly, I haven't been this
happy since Christmas...

178
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when I was seven years old and my father
showed me how to make a snow angel.

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Actually, he was passed out
drunk in the yard but...

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I did take his arms and his legs and
move them back and forth... and...

181
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th-the paramedics said it was one of the finest
snow angels that they'd ever seen, so...

182
00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:05,863
maybe the fact that I am the kinder, gentler...

183
00:10:05,886 --> 00:10:09,056
Cox is every last bit of okay.
Maybe it's a...

184
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a natural progression.

185
00:10:11,323 --> 00:10:14,857
It's not like there's any real ramifications...

186
00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,252
Right?

187
00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:22,207
What the hell, there, Pee-Pants?
Are you... the only one here?

188
00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,772
I drew the short straw, so
I have to press record on...

189
00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:26,798
all the tape players when
you start the lecture.

190
00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:29,076
Of course you do, but you
don't actually expect me--

191
00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:38,786
Where is everybody?

192
00:10:38,857 --> 00:10:41,804
They all had really important things to do?

193
00:10:43,013 --> 00:10:44,997
Hello, citizens!

194
00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:46,841
Welcome to Sacred Heart!

195
00:10:46,876 --> 00:10:50,035
Home of the world's most giant doctor!

196
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:53,534
Be not afraid!
I'm just like you!

197
00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:55,577
Except I'm giant!

198
00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,312
My tush is chafing.

199
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,799
All right! My turn to get on top!

200
00:11:01,846 --> 00:11:04,477
Turk, we tried playing Giant Black Guy.
Remember what happened?

201
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:06,015
- People ran.
- Damn!

202
00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:08,140
Besides, I gotta go deal with
this whole Danni thing.

203
00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:10,183
You want me to just talk
to her for you? I'll do it.

204
00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:12,128
Nah, that's weak. I mean, if someone
doesn't care about you enough...

205
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,879
to break up with you themselves, it's
like they didn't ever care about you at all.

206
00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:16,195
Hey, guys.

207
00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,625
Ohh! J.D., Danni's
breaking up with you.

208
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,232
Mm, darn. See ya!

209
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,075
What?

210
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,798
Guys, how many times do I have to tell you?
Stop wearing my coat!

211
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,487
Sorry about that, Chet!

212
00:11:36,532 --> 00:11:39,397
Which one of these is Chet's?
We gotta put this coat back.

213
00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:41,287
Oh... I think it's this one.

214
00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:44,340
Dude, look at the size of this Odor-Eater!
We could surf on it!

215
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:47,099
I still don't understand why Danni's breaking
up with me, man. I gotta go talk to her.

216
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,796
Okay, first of all, words cannot describe
the smell that is currently on my cheek.

217
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:55,000
You get out clean, and now you wanna go
back in just 'cause she rejected you?

218
00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:56,914
Who else is that crazy?

219
00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:00,825
Not one resident showed up.

220
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,126
Not one. Would you like to know why?

221
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:06,414
Because they're not scared
of me anymore.

222
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,891
And I blame you... yes.

223
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,099
You have turned me into this soft,

224
00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:15,725
emotionally open, pathetic freak at home,
and now it's starting to bleed over into work.

225
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:22,818
- "...Happy birthday to you!"
- "And many more!"

226
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,330
Oh, my... oh, my God!

227
00:12:25,981 --> 00:12:27,073
Happy birthday!

228
00:12:27,132 --> 00:12:29,985
Oh, dammit, people, I've been
here twenty-three years.

229
00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,539
For the last time,
I'm allergic to coconut!

230
00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:36,438
Elliot... Have you been in the
supply closet, crying?

231
00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:38,845
Carla... I don't do that anymore!

232
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:44,282
Oh, my God! I look like Alice Cooper!

233
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:47,453
You know, I shouldn't have to feel
bad for wanting to look good.

234
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You don't, what with your
bohemian scarves and...

235
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- pirate earrings.
- Thank you for noticing.

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But still, it's different for nurses,
we're not judged for being feminine.

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But when you're a doctor,

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if you put in too much effort the men
will never take you seriously...

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and the women will think you're
trying to show them up.

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It's a dumb stereotype. You just have
to decide if it's worth the hassle.

241
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Laverne!

242
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Good cake, though.

243
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Hellooo?

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Little piece of advice:

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Your honker's cute in person.
Peep-hole? Not your friend.

246
00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:34,659
Ha! I'm sorry, did I interrupt you
from trying to eat your baby?

247
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Danni's not here.

248
00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,926
Look, do you know how hard
it was for me to come here?

249
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- Gotcha!
- Oooog! Oh, God...

250
00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:45,427
Not getting up until you
come to your senses.

251
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Get your coffee on, dawg.

252
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Say what you want, those big round
cheeks are warm in the morning...

253
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What?

254
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,995
I just wanna know why
she broke up with me.

255
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,893
Well, why don't you just...
hey! Ask her yourself!

256
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,975
Not cool.

257
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:08,595
Now, there you go, sweetheart!

258
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:11,699
Now you look more like a doctor
and less like a lap-dance!

259
00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:14,702
Thank you, sir.

260
00:14:17,954 --> 00:14:19,805
Floor's wet.

261
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:22,750
You know, I liked the way
blonde-haired doctor looked.

262
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:26,529
She brightened my day.
But you don't care, do ya?

263
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'Cause you're unconscious.

264
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:32,029
So I...

265
00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:35,522
I'm pretty much thinking it's
time to get the fear back.

266
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,581
And I'm sorry, but I think
life is just too short to spend...

267
00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:42,481
your time working someplace where people
don't crap their pants at the mere sight of ya.

268
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:46,522
Okay, listen up, people,
because this part is crucial.

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In order to use the biphasic
defibrillator, we have to--

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Sorry I'm late.

271
00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:57,884
Hey, Elliot.
Is it greasy outside?

272
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Oh, that is so stupid.
Elliot, you look... smart.

273
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:07,293
- Hello?
- Of course I'm smart -- I'm a doctor!

274
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"What's up, doc?"
I just got it!

275
00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:12,162
Maybe that's why Danni wants to break
up with me, she thinks I'm too smart!

276
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You're dating a guy named Danny?

277
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Is he hot?

278
00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:18,035
Listen...
I know it's a cliché,

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but Sander say that it is indeed
the calm before the storm...

280
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that lets you know that danger's coming.

281
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,541
First off, let me just say...

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thank you

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00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:37,777
For the last couple of months
I have been adrift in a sea of...

284
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puppy dogs, lollipops,

285
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:42,066
and, let's face it, mediocre metaphors.

286
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,484
Luckily, you people were kind enough to...

287
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:47,820
piss all over learning a procedure that could...

288
00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:51,637
determine whether some poor
sucker lives or dies, and...

289
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,883
that reminded me of something that I...

290
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,055
wanted to remind YOU of.

291
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Because, you see, I...

292
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am accountable.

293
00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:05,585
I am accountable for the continuous,
crashing, undeniable...

294
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:10,398
amateurism that you people drag into
this hospital day in and day out.

295
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:14,584
And believe you me when I tell you
that the next time one of you...

296
00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:18,670
perpetual disappointments doesn't
even have the common decency...

297
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:22,465
to try and do better at something
you supposedly DO?

298
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I will go ahead and toss your sorry
ass outta here in about...

299
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:30,956
ten seconds and then I will forget
you forever in the next five.

300
00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:36,278
Okaaay!
Nervous Guy!

301
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:38,765
Bring that nervous butt up
here, lose the shirt.

302
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:41,160
We're gonna show these good
people how this thing works.

303
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,004
Nice tan, there, champ.

304
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,556
- Thanks?
- Clear!

305
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,269
"After Dr. Cox exploded at us, so many
thoughts were racing through my head."

306
00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:58,810
"We have been slacking off lately."

307
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:01,484
"How did Doug get such incredible abs?"

308
00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:03,588
"And what the hell is the deal with Danni?"

309
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,664
- Hey!
- Hey.

310
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,457
After you dressed up Rowdy, did you trim
the clumpy areas around his butt?

311
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,721
- Yeah...?
- Oh...

312
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:18,218
Thanks. He was due for
a good grooming.

313
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,039
Look...

314
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,106
- Just tell me why.
- Your cell phone wasn't turned off.

315
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:26,748
- What?
- When you called me.

316
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:31,215
Actually I'm swamped, Danni.
Sorry, I gotta go.

317
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,774
Elliot, what's wrong?

318
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,569
Oh... Forget it, you're busy.

319
00:17:38,614 --> 00:17:41,513
"Come on! I always have time for you!"

320
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,353
That stupid phone! You know, that's the same
way Turk found out I collect scarves!

321
00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,868
- Ooooh!
- J.D.--

322
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:52,416
You're still not over Elliot.
And until you are,

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00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:55,752
no one's ever gonna have a
chance to get close to you.

324
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,196
Right?

325
00:17:59,815 --> 00:18:01,718
That silence?

326
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:03,778
That's you breaking up with me.

327
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,631
Hey! I finally broke up with someone!

328
00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,697
- How you doing, Elliot?
- Great!

329
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,201
I figure I spend three quarters of my life in
a place filled with misery and sickness.

330
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:37,335
If I need to feel good about myself,
then the hell with everybody!

331
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:41,308
And for what it's worth, I think you look
beautiful, I wouldn't change a thing.

332
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,912
Ohh.... Oh! I did, uh, tone down
the eye makeup a little bit.

333
00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:47,207
Oh, thank God! You looked so slutty.

334
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:55,088
There!
All done.

335
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,719
I look hot!

336
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:01,928
"Everybody has their own way
of getting through the day."

337
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:10,558
"For some, it's as simple as
standing up for a friend..."

338
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,267
"and getting away with it."

339
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,428
"For others, it's talking
things out with someone."

340
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,301
I--I know what you're thinking,
believe me, I...I do.

341
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:26,723
Why in the world would a civilized, up-town
man of the millennium such as myself...

342
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:30,149
even go ahead and give a good
rat's ass about whether a bunch of...

343
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:33,841
snot-nosed baby docs were afraid of him.

344
00:19:33,842 --> 00:19:36,146
Right?
Well...

345
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:40,028
unfortunately the only way I
know how to teach is through...

346
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,532
fear.

347
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,253
And I tell YOU this because...

348
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:47,197
I know that this particular shortcoming...

349
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,454
will invariably affect your life.

350
00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,887
And again,

351
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,182
sorry about the gay sailor's outfit.

352
00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:59,409
Your mother LOVES it.

353
00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:02,488
She couldn't be more pleasant when
you have it on. Take it off...

354
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:05,421
nut bag, have it on...
pleasant, approachable....

355
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:14,162
"As for me, if I'm not over Elliot, I might
as well wait it out for the long haul."

356
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,509
"After all, it doesn't mean I'm gonna
ignore opportunity if it falls in my lap."

357
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,330
- Hey! Sheila!
- Leave me alone.

358
00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,703
- Okay...!
- J.D.

359
00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:25,624
Let's get going. Sean's calling me
at home in like ten minutes.

360
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,512
"Oh, this is gonna suck."

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00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:33,513
Transcript:
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00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:38,513
Synchronisation: Boberman.

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00:20:39,305 --> 00:21:39,669
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