1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,466 Look, Carol, I know you think you look dashing in your navy blue scrubs, 2 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:09,887 but I can't deal with the fact that I walk into the front door of this place 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,090 and I find you standing there taaaalking at me. 4 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,478 All I said was "good morning". 5 00:00:13,582 --> 00:00:17,558 Exactly! And who in God's name wants to hear that every day?! 6 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:21,092 "Good morning." In the immortal words of Daffy Duck: 7 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,806 I demand that you shoot me now. 8 00:00:23,798 --> 00:00:24,547 If only. 9 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:27,694 I couldn't help but think two things. 10 00:00:27,883 --> 00:00:30,046 First, I do look stunning in these navy scrubs -- 11 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,928 I mean, come on, who wants a taste? 12 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:34,687 Second, everyone's day begins differently around here. 13 00:00:36,748 --> 00:00:38,997 The surgeons for instance are the most superstitious bunch. 14 00:00:39,262 --> 00:00:40,440 So they always start their mornings 15 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,998 with an oddly homo-erotic ass slap... 16 00:00:43,238 --> 00:00:44,106 Dude! Too deep! 17 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:46,719 ...and then their own personal good luck rituals. 18 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:57,736 Ohhh, where's my lucky Tabasco 'do-rag!? 19 00:00:58,223 --> 00:00:59,765 Why don't you just use Power Rangers? 20 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,249 How are Power Rangers as lucky as Tabasco? 21 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,451 You remember when communications with Zordon 22 00:01:05,521 --> 00:01:06,648 went down and the Megazord was destroyed? 23 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:08,087 How did I miss that episode? 24 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:10,272 Ohh, that's right -- I was making love to a woman. 25 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:13,770 Power Rangers, hoooaaa! 26 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,025 All you can really hope is that nothing bites you on the ass. 27 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:21,860 Gaby, you all set for your bone marrow transplant today? 28 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:25,836 I'm scared. I wanted to bring my stuffed pink doggie with me, 29 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:27,884 but Mean Nurse says I can't. 30 00:01:28,315 --> 00:01:30,251 Well, I promise you you'll have it. 31 00:01:31,516 --> 00:01:34,425 Honestly, _Mean Nurse_, why would you say that? 32 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,643 Because she lost her stuffed pink doggie two days ago. 33 00:01:39,338 --> 00:01:39,935 Frick! 34 00:01:45,776 --> 00:01:47,504 Since I been wearing that Tabasco 'do-rag, 35 00:01:47,627 --> 00:01:49,777 my surgery record's like 23 and 0. 36 00:01:50,419 --> 00:01:52,139 Are you counting the boil you lanced yesterday? 37 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,131 Question: Did he die? Answer: No, he did not. 38 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:57,181 The point is, I gotta stick with whatever's hot. 39 00:01:57,348 --> 00:01:59,239 Like last month, it was not wearing any underwear. 40 00:01:59,635 --> 00:02:01,700 So why don't you just take off your underwear? 41 00:02:02,185 --> 00:02:03,274 That's what I keep telling him! 42 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:05,325 Todd knows about the underwear thing? 43 00:02:05,605 --> 00:02:05,964 No. 44 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:09,194 Oh, yeah. 45 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,789 Look, the 'do-rag still has the juice, okay? 46 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:15,938 I mean, can you imagine what could happen without it? 47 00:02:16,686 --> 00:02:18,531 I can't find any kind of obstruction! 48 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,533 Keep looking. It must be there! 49 00:02:25,934 --> 00:02:27,691 I felt it! 50 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:33,337 Powerful, tiny fists.... 51 00:02:34,265 --> 00:02:35,546 Hm! 52 00:02:36,246 --> 00:02:36,938 He's back. 53 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 54 00:02:54,806 --> 00:02:57,412 Some people say everything comes down to luck.... 55 00:02:57,662 --> 00:02:58,635 I need my lucky 'do-rag! 56 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:02,571 What I believe is that the most minor event -- 57 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:04,554 even a butterfly flapping its wings -- 58 00:03:04,954 --> 00:03:06,509 can affect everything. 59 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:16,338 Hillside landing. 60 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:20,175 Because once that seemingly insignificant event happens... 61 00:03:20,604 --> 00:03:21,476 What is wrong with you!? 62 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:25,851 Baby, I wasn't looking at her lovelies. Okay? 63 00:03:25,942 --> 00:03:27,822 I was looking at the butterfly that just happened 64 00:03:27,891 --> 00:03:30,987 to _land_ on her lovelies. And who could blame it? 65 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:34,870 There they are, all snuggly and safe and whatnot.... 66 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,510 ...It sets everything else in motion. 67 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,057 Uncomfortable! 68 00:03:47,597 --> 00:03:48,545 Okay, who do I kill? 69 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:49,750 She did it! 70 00:03:52,073 --> 00:03:53,249 Man, I don't wanna clean this up! 71 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:55,072 Well, then, I think you picked 72 00:03:55,162 --> 00:03:56,275 the wrong day to be the janitor. 73 00:03:58,798 --> 00:04:00,244 Janitor? Could you help me find 74 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,347 a little girl's pink stuffed doggie? 75 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,753 I would love to, Darlin', but I'm 76 00:04:02,839 --> 00:04:03,739 a little bit busy right now. 77 00:04:05,964 --> 00:04:08,175 And insignificant events can lead to significant events. 78 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,262 Like me being on time and Dr. Cox being late for a change. 79 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:13,492 Where the hell is Dr. Cox? 80 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,353 His shift started four minutes ago! 81 00:04:16,139 --> 00:04:17,026 Uh-oh. You've gotta cover for him. 82 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,619 Have to learn to play the banjo. 83 00:04:35,964 --> 00:04:37,166 Dammit, son, are you listening to me? 84 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:37,966 Yes, sir! 85 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:39,277 And _buy_ a banjo. 86 00:04:39,962 --> 00:04:41,453 Hey, fellas. What'd I miss? 87 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:42,965 And here he is! 88 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,365 Goodness gracious. 89 00:04:44,772 --> 00:04:46,679 Suddenly I'm getting the most intense headache. 90 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:50,633 Better. Worse. Better. Worse. 91 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:54,916 I could do this all day! 92 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,363 You know, Perry, since Dr. Dorian was on time 93 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,302 and you were busy in the break room coming up 94 00:04:58,413 --> 00:04:59,666 with that hilarious "better-worse" bit, maybe 95 00:05:00,524 --> 00:05:01,759 you should answer to him all day. 96 00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:04,494 Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen. 97 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:07,379 Nice grab. 98 00:05:07,746 --> 00:05:08,364 Well, I'm a lefty. 99 00:05:09,121 --> 00:05:10,212 You know, my head's probably going to melt 100 00:05:10,315 --> 00:05:13,108 when I say this but Kelso's idea wasn't half bad. 101 00:05:13,507 --> 00:05:15,030 Letting you run this place for a day 102 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:16,745 would be a great educational experience. 103 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,350 And, come on, let's face facts -- the training bra's 104 00:05:20,443 --> 00:05:24,773 got to come off eventually. So, it's your show, Debbie. 105 00:05:25,148 --> 00:05:28,822 Is this moment just the way you always pictured it? 106 00:05:30,215 --> 00:05:32,372 It's your show, Debbie. Is this moment just 107 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,721 like you always pictured? 108 00:05:36,318 --> 00:05:37,946 Stupid homemade dolls.... 109 00:05:40,149 --> 00:05:40,845 It's a little bigger...? 110 00:05:41,302 --> 00:05:41,954 Ehhhhh. 111 00:05:43,073 --> 00:05:45,901 Turk, I just got off of a 12-hour shift. 112 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:47,215 I'm starving and I have yet to take 113 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:48,830 a single bathroom break -- which, by the way, 114 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:50,672 is why I'm dancing a little -- and you want me 115 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,768 to run home, search through your nasties, 116 00:05:53,081 --> 00:05:54,811 and bring back your lucky 'do-rag? 117 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,093 And if you could be back in twenty minutes 118 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:56,640 that'd be great. 119 00:05:57,311 --> 00:05:59,672 Nurse Espinosa, your shift ended nine minutes ago. 120 00:05:59,748 --> 00:06:01,321 How is it that your time card isn't punched out? 121 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:02,807 Well, sir, I-- 122 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:05,334 Dr. Kelso, how is it that you had an ambulance 123 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,391 take you to your dinner reservation last night 124 00:06:07,488 --> 00:06:08,854 just so you wouldn't lose it? 125 00:06:09,463 --> 00:06:10,391 How do you know that? 126 00:06:10,714 --> 00:06:12,797 Because I'm the "homeboy" you screamed at to get my 127 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:15,106 "ghettomobile" off the road. 128 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,025 Turk! I don't need you to fight my battles for me. 129 00:06:23,539 --> 00:06:25,235 It makes me look like I can't defend myself! 130 00:06:25,922 --> 00:06:31,257 You're absolutely right, baby. And I apologize! Remember! 'Do-rag! 131 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:40,133 Huh! 132 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:46,777 Hello? 133 00:06:47,285 --> 00:06:48,313 Hey, it's Elliot. What are you doing? 134 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,667 Nothing disgusting. 135 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,348 I can't find that girl's little pink doggie anywhere. 136 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,133 I got a pink doggie for you -- but it is not little. 137 00:06:57,636 --> 00:06:59,936 Okay, if you show me your penis, I'm gonna take it away from you. 138 00:07:00,781 --> 00:07:01,440 Cool. 139 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:03,768 Yeah, that was Todd. 140 00:07:04,807 --> 00:07:06,965 Don't worry about the doggie. I'll be right there. 141 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,698 Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now. 142 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:20,144 Mr. Strauss, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life, 143 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,841 but maybe you should avoid eating sushi from the Gas 'n' Go. 144 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:26,161 It came free with the fill-up! What am I supposed to do, 145 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:26,992 just throw it away? 146 00:07:27,293 --> 00:07:29,717 Yes. Yes, you are. Fortunately, though, 147 00:07:29,813 --> 00:07:31,394 your vitals are normal, so we'll check back 148 00:07:31,466 --> 00:07:32,421 with you in a little while. 149 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,187 Sounds to me like a G.I. bleed. 150 00:07:36,496 --> 00:07:37,603 Sounds to me like angina. 151 00:07:37,846 --> 00:07:39,697 Look, Newbie, if you leave this hospital 152 00:07:39,776 --> 00:07:41,356 knowing only one thing -- and, God save me, 153 00:07:41,436 --> 00:07:43,636 it seems like there's a pretty good chance 154 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:45,819 that just might happen -- let that one thing be this: 155 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:48,365 that medicine is a collaborative effort. 156 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:50,211 And that means that your opinion is just 157 00:07:50,285 --> 00:07:53,291 as important as mine. So, let's see if 158 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:55,125 you got the gobstoppers to take the lead. 159 00:07:55,782 --> 00:07:56,533 Be me! 160 00:07:58,726 --> 00:07:59,890 Come on...you can do this. 161 00:08:00,478 --> 00:08:02,145 Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! 162 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,874 Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: 163 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,525 We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. 164 00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:11,891 So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, 165 00:08:11,981 --> 00:08:13,532 why don't you go ahead and get an order 166 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,605 on EKG with cardio biomarkers. 167 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,042 If you need to know where those are, 168 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:19,886 they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog -- 169 00:08:19,979 --> 00:08:23,284 right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater 170 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:24,879 you've wanted for so long but haven't had 171 00:08:24,974 --> 00:08:26,363 the courage to order...'cause you're worried 172 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,387 the weave's so thin, your nipples might just 173 00:08:28,481 --> 00:08:30,779 go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. 174 00:08:31,599 --> 00:08:33,836 Isn't that right, Dr. Cox. 175 00:08:36,595 --> 00:08:37,776 Dr. Cox... 176 00:08:38,842 --> 00:08:41,760 Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, 177 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,663 talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets. 178 00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:45,923 I don't like candy bracelets. 179 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:47,591 I love them! 180 00:08:48,689 --> 00:08:50,000 Now you gotta grab that elevator. 181 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:52,535 But not without giving him his patented shoulder bump! 182 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:53,619 Good day. 183 00:08:54,836 --> 00:08:55,643 OW! 184 00:08:57,943 --> 00:08:58,536 How you like me now? 185 00:09:03,955 --> 00:09:05,275 Hey, you find your pink doggie yet? 186 00:09:05,615 --> 00:09:07,032 Nope. But I had the pleasure 187 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,474 of meeting Helen, the laundry room lady. 188 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:10,371 Oh, I think I know her! Does she have blonde hair? 189 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,258 No. 190 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,335 Brown hair? 191 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,050 Y-nuh-uh. 192 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:13,773 No hair! 193 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:14,628 That's the one. 194 00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:15,489 Yeah, that's from the dryers. 195 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,336 Hey! You know, the janitor's still downstairs. 196 00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:19,372 Why don't we just check his custodial closet? 197 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:38,503 Hey. You're not welcome here. 198 00:09:38,983 --> 00:09:39,357 'Sup. 199 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:41,404 Randall?! 200 00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:42,754 Just got the job, brah. 201 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,706 So that's why he's been back in my dreams.... 202 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,268 Beat it. 203 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:48,080 Gotta go. 204 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,082 Did you bring my lucky 'do-rag? 205 00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:56,548 Why don't you wear the fluffy 206 00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:58,751 puppies 'do-rag that I got you for Lent? 207 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,822 Baby, I hate to tell you this, but the fluffy puppies? 208 00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:02,686 They killed like three people -- they banned from the O.R. 209 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,014 Well, what do you want me to do, Turk? I forgot! 210 00:10:05,176 --> 00:10:07,624 You forgot. You never pay attention to the little things 211 00:10:07,717 --> 00:10:09,046 that are important to me. 212 00:10:09,832 --> 00:10:13,747 You'd be surprised how when one thing goes wrong around here, 213 00:10:13,859 --> 00:10:14,766 everything seems to go wrong. 214 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:16,798 What happened? 215 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,384 Vitals are tanking! 216 00:10:18,908 --> 00:10:19,984 No pulse in lower extremities. 217 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,246 I don't get it, he wasn't showing any signs of distress! 218 00:10:22,346 --> 00:10:23,738 Come on, come on, come on! We gotta make a decision here. 219 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,699 Uh...let's get him a CT angiogram -- stat. 220 00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:27,459 Good. 221 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,659 It's an aortic dissection. It's bad. 222 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,303 Call surgery. Tell 'em we're on our way. 223 00:10:34,972 --> 00:10:37,036 In a hospital, it's hard to avoid letting people down. 224 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,557 Whether it's someone you made a promise to... 225 00:10:39,692 --> 00:10:40,596 I want my doggie! 226 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:41,531 I'm so sorry. 227 00:10:42,239 --> 00:10:44,860 Let's go, Gandhi! You're on! 228 00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:46,444 ...or someone you love... 229 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:47,555 I gotta go. 230 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:48,735 Turk, I'm sorry! 231 00:10:51,899 --> 00:10:52,653 ...or even letting down 232 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,171 someone you barely knew at all. 233 00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:13,295 In the end, it's the "what ifs" 234 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:15,870 that hurt the most. Like, what if 235 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:18,082 things had gone a little differently? 236 00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:20,561 Lookit, it's just that aortic dissections 237 00:11:20,654 --> 00:11:22,598 are a doctor's worst nightmare. 238 00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,807 If you don't catch 'em early, there's 239 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,563 about a ninety percent mortality rate. 240 00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:27,519 I mean, honestly, unless your patient 241 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:27,696 was lucky enough to trip and fall 242 00:11:27,723 --> 00:11:30,329 into a CAT-scan machine, he wasn't gonna 243 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:34,594 have a happy ending. Newbie, we didn't have 244 00:11:34,705 --> 00:11:36,035 a chance on this one. 245 00:11:39,582 --> 00:11:42,491 Me, I don't believe in fate. I believe 246 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,624 we have more control than we think, 247 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,785 and that every action has a reaction. After all.... 248 00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:54,979 The most minor event -- even a butterfly 249 00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:57,869 flapping its wings -- can change everything. 250 00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:06,318 Sometimes for the better. Even if 251 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:10,839 it doesn't seem like it at first. 252 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:11,926 Look away. 253 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:13,458 I can't. 254 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,535 It's funny how a seemingly insignificant 255 00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:21,218 event can set everything else in motion. 256 00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:23,106 Hillside landing. 257 00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:26,904 What is wrong with you? I can't believe 258 00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:28,609 you're looking at that guy's cleavage 259 00:12:28,671 --> 00:12:30,722 while Suzy Big-Rack over there is sitting 260 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,339 there busting out of her niece's tank top. 261 00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:33,747 How the hell did I miss that? 262 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:34,977 Damn, you're whipped. 263 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:35,491 Uh-uh! 264 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:36,315 Kssshhh! 265 00:12:36,391 --> 00:12:37,617 Mmmm! Orange Goo Goo! 266 00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:38,893 Ain't nothing here for you, mooch! 267 00:12:39,032 --> 00:12:40,586 All done. 268 00:12:41,189 --> 00:12:42,905 Janitor, could you help me look for 269 00:12:42,976 --> 00:12:43,765 a little girl's pink stuffed doggie? 270 00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:44,911 I would love to. I'll meet you upstairs in ten minutes. 271 00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:48,013 You are like...the sweetest guy! 272 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,458 I'm blushing. 273 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,744 Heh. So charming. Could you be half 274 00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,400 as nice to me as you are to her? 275 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:58,401 You are right. We need a fresh start. Come on. 276 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:01,353 Fresh start. 277 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,611 Mm-hmm. 278 00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:07,061 I think we need a longer fresh start. 279 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:08,825 How long do ya...suppose this'll be? 280 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,036 Probably ten minutes. 281 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,628 Ease into it. Let's mix it up -- 282 00:13:14,743 --> 00:13:17,886 let's saw some wood. There we go. Nice. Very good. 283 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,414 And insignificant events can lead to significant events. 284 00:13:21,264 --> 00:13:24,202 Like me being late because I was in the world's longest handshake. 285 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:25,783 Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? 286 00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:27,130 Take a wild guess. 287 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,522 I should get Turk a washboard! 288 00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:42,198 Son, do you think I got to be chief of medicine by being late? 289 00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:45,331 Nooo, Bobbo! You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing. 290 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,695 Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at 8. 291 00:13:48,347 --> 00:13:50,423 Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen. 292 00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:51,385 Nice grab. 293 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,195 I'm a righty. 294 00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:52,894 Ehhhhh. 295 00:13:53,564 --> 00:13:55,512 ...You want me to go all the way home and search through 296 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,935 your nasties and bring back your lucky 'do-rag? 297 00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,899 And if you could be back in twenty minutes, that'd be great. 298 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:03,160 Nurse Espinosa, your shift ended nine minutes ago. 299 00:14:03,254 --> 00:14:04,547 How is it that your time card isn't punched out? 300 00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:06,106 Well, sir-- 301 00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:08,904 Start punching out on time or I'll punch you out on time! 302 00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:12,651 I don't mean that violently, I was just trying to turn a phrase. 303 00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:18,466 Turk! Why didn't you stand up for me? 304 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:19,763 Baby, you said I was too whipped. 305 00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:21,599 I need you to be more supportive. 306 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:25,000 You're absolutely right, baby. And I apologize! 307 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:27,234 Remember! 'Do-rag! 308 00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:34,200 Hey, Helen. 309 00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:34,930 Hey, cutie. 310 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,380 Janitor? Thanks again for your help, 311 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:40,123 but I know that you're busy. I mean, I could just call Carla, and-- 312 00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:44,892 No! Mark my words: We will find that little girl's stuffed animal. 313 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,374 You are really taking a personal interest in this! 314 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,809 Mommy! Where's my teddy bear? 315 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:57,106 Oh. I must have accidentally thrown it out when I was cleaning up. 316 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,674 You know, this never would have happened if your room weren't so filthy. 317 00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:08,446 Never again. 318 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:17,361 Ewww. 319 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,211 Eeeuugh! 320 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,421 Ugh. 321 00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:34,205 Oh, hey. Thanks, Rowdy. 322 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,208 Hey, by the way, as soon as we're married, you're outta here. 323 00:15:40,587 --> 00:15:43,959 Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now. 324 00:15:44,605 --> 00:15:46,834 Maybe you should avoid eating sushi from the Gas 'n' Go. 325 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:51,044 It came free with the fill-up! What am I supposed to do, just throw it away? 326 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:54,550 Yes. Yes, you are. Fortunately, though, your vitals are normal, 327 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:56,331 so we'll check back with you in a little while. 328 00:15:58,669 --> 00:16:00,049 Sounds to me like a G.I. bleed. 329 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,901 Look, Newbie, if you go ahead and leave this hospital 330 00:16:02,992 --> 00:16:05,857 knowing only one thing -- and God save me, it looks like 331 00:16:05,957 --> 00:16:07,918 there's a real chance that might happen -- please let 332 00:16:07,993 --> 00:16:11,566 this be that one thing: I'm in charge, and I don't care 333 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,452 about your opinion. Now go get me a cup of coffee. 334 00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:18,282 Whatever. Just avoid the shoulder bump, catch the elevator, 335 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,793 and make a great wise-ass remark before the doors close! 336 00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:27,219 Hoohoo, hey, Dr. Cox, if you're so smart, maybe you should just... 337 00:16:27,342 --> 00:16:29,038 go ahead and be the...you're the kind of... 338 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,019 ...Oh, dammit! 339 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,156 I don't know what happened there. I'm usually quick and funny.... 340 00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,691 So I had this guy today presenting vomiting and 341 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,504 abdominal pain? Two hours and one CT later, I tell him 342 00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,108 he's got ischemic bowel. 343 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:43,747 Mm. 344 00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:45,338 Have you ever noticed that words that rhyme 345 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:50,384 with "bowel" are always bad? Like "scowl", "growl"... 346 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,042 "movies with Andie MacDowell".... 347 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,489 You're right, J.D. You are funny. 348 00:16:57,456 --> 00:16:58,050 Stop. 349 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:02,596 Ischemic bowel! That's it! 350 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,367 Uhhmmm.... 351 00:17:10,143 --> 00:17:12,372 Heeeeyyy! Get outta here. 352 00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:15,390 It's all right, Butchie, she's with me. 353 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:17,181 Where is that lost & found box? 354 00:17:17,817 --> 00:17:18,489 Over here, brah. 355 00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:22,396 Why does it say "free stuff"? 356 00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:23,910 Heh-heh. I have no idea. 357 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,310 Hey-hey-hey! Is that what you're looking for? 358 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,914 Awesome! What time is it? 359 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:30,785 Uhhh.... 4:30. 360 00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:35,981 Dibs. 361 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:38,337 Dibs. 362 00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:41,678 Butchie. 363 00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:43,011 Dude! 364 00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:43,537 Back to work! 365 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:48,047 You found it! Ha! 366 00:17:49,332 --> 00:17:49,858 'Course I did. 367 00:17:51,094 --> 00:17:53,089 See, that's what I love about you, baby. 368 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:55,413 You always pick up on the little things that are important to me. 369 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:56,479 Yeah, that's my job. 370 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,205 Ah. 371 00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:02,147 You'd be surprised how when one thing 372 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,635 goes right around here, everything seems to go right. 373 00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:08,007 Look, Dr. Cox, I know my opinion doesn't mean anything 374 00:18:08,097 --> 00:18:09,520 and I'm always wrong and apparently useless -- 375 00:18:09,636 --> 00:18:11,188 which deep down you know isn't true because... 376 00:18:11,273 --> 00:18:13,799 shoot, I forgot your coffee. Anyway, I was thinking 377 00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:17,178 we should get a CT scan on Mr. Strauss, because 378 00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:18,967 he might have bowel ischemia. 379 00:18:19,744 --> 00:18:21,547 You know what, what the hell. It can't hurt. Let's get on it. 380 00:18:24,389 --> 00:18:25,166 All right. 381 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,639 It doesn't look like he's ischemic. 382 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,444 No, Newbie, but that right there is the start 383 00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:34,667 of an aortic dissection, and dammit all if we didn't catch it early. 384 00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:35,778 Is that good? 385 00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:37,777 That's very good. Laverne, will you call 386 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,302 the O.R. and have it prepped? 387 00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:44,014 In a hospital, it's great when you get to come through for someone. 388 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:45,779 Thanks! 389 00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:47,508 See you when you wake up. 390 00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:51,607 Will you be joining us, there, Gandhi? 391 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:53,312 Good luck. 392 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:55,681 Already got it. 393 00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:12,175 Of course, it still doesn't always work out the way you'd hope. 394 00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:19,391 Rachel, clean up. 395 00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:26,248 In the end, you learn to treasure the times when things go your way. 396 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,158 So glad you're okay! 397 00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:31,124 And be there for the ones you love when they don't. 398 00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,784 And most importantly, you learn to accept that 399 00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:39,975 some things are out of your hands. 400 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,230 Didn't matter when we caught it, Newbie. 401 00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:45,156 It was just his time. 402 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:48,508 Yeah.... 403 00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,956 But still, with so much of life left up to chance, 404 00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:57,800 you can't help but look back and wonder... 405 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,907 What if things had been different...? 406 00:20:03,305 --> 00:21:03,551 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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