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Buddy, I get that you
and Carla have been

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hanging out a lot, but pretending you're

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going to steal her from
me makes you seem sad,

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pathetic and very lonely.

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Your woman wants me so bad,

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we've developed our own little
shorthand with each other.

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- Mornin'.
- Morning.

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That means good morning.

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Noted.

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How was mardi gras night?

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Ooh!

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Come on!

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Enough beads. No more flashing.

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More beads, damn it! Come on!

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Fine.

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Bite me.

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Sounds pretty embarrassing.

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Only because Jasper becomes an innie

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when he gets nervous.

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Still...

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Friends forever!

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Of course, not all relationships

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are as solid as Carla's and mine.

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Dr. Reid, why are you using

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standard macrolides
to treat your patient

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instead of clo-veritol?

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Oh, clo-veritol is a
drug? Now, honestly, Bob,

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here I was under the
impression that it was

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a travel agency, what with
all the free golf trips

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they've gone ahead and sent you on.

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I'll have you know that
I do not authorize any

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drug for this hospital that I
haven't personally researched.

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What did the research
for clo-veritol say, sir?

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When life's not fair
at all, use clo-veritol.

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Check out Barbie,
body-slamming big Bob.

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That a girl!

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Look, I have spent the last
3 years in this hospital

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getting pushed around
because I'm "little Barbie

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from connecticut."

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But there is a new toy
in town, and her name

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is "bitch slap Barbie."

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From connecticut.

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Still, let's remember
that you can't even

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drive the doctor car without big daddy

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sitting right there beside you,

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because you went ahead and accidentally

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gave the patient over in
bed 4 macrolides and opiates,

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2 medications that i
guarantee you are going

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to make her nauseous.

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My patient is fine, and I don't need you

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I roughly think that
would be the faint sound

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of your patient vomiting.

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You may be having trouble hearing it

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over the much louder sound
of me being right yet again.

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Oh, god?

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My brilliance is now becoming a bit

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of a burden.

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Get back to me.

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I got to give mr. Ingram his meds,

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so...later.

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Later.

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That means "I'll be seeing you later."

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You want my fiancée,

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just go ahead and take
her, 'cause she's been

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naggin' the crap out of me.

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"Pick up your socks, wash your dishes,

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stop whispering booyah to J.D.

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in the morning after we have sex."

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How else am i supposed to know?

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I'm sayin'! But you know what?

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I'm not givin' her anymore ammo.

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There is no way in hell
that she will ever be

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able to bust my...

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damn!

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Ooh! That ass warrants the
batman sound effect salute.

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Turk, how come every time I turn around

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you're checking out some
woman's you-know-what?

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Tushie parts?

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Thanks for having my back.

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Babe.

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That means now she all mad.

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When you work in a hospital

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You can count on an
ever-changing roster

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of new faces, whether
it's the new flower lady

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who winks too much
or the plastic surgeon

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who's returned after spending 3 years

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fixing cleft palates in
third world countries.

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So if any of you are interested in

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following in the philanthropic footsteps

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of Dr. Ramirez, he has graciously

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offered to answer any of your questions.

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I told you no one would care.

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Sometimes a new face will
just outright surprise you.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Me? Nothin', man. I'm just waitin'

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for my brother to get off work.

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Maybe you know him.

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He's a janitor here. My name's Rocksco.

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- Why is he doing that?
- I think he gets bored.

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So I'm supposed to
marry someone who's going

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to stare at women for
the rest of my life?

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Well, I wouldn't put it
that way in your vows.

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Let's see how he likes it
when I do it in front of him.

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Hey, honey!

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What's up, baby?

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It's good, isn't it?

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That's because every time

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Estelle's working,
she puts extra croutons

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into the stuffing.

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And yet the salads always suffer.

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Excuse me. I am talking about that man's ass!

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Gotta go !

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You know, 'cause it's
such a fine, chiseled

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dig-your-fingernails
into it kind of ass.

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Babe, he probably works out.

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-Carla?
-Ron!

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Kudos on the nice pooper.

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Thank you. Mine's firm, like mutton.

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Lovely.

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Ok, mr. Thompson, we've
got your fever down,

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but how's the pain in your abdomen?

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Practically gone.

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Really?

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Little trick I picked up in med school.

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Good trick. I think my insides exploded.

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Now I suspect you've got pancreatitis,

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so we're going to run

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some lfts and do an ultrasound.

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But in the meantime, I
am going to prescribe you

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something for your pain.

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No, no, no, please,
please, don't sweat it.

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I'm used to the pain.

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Besides my mom is
bringing by the kids later

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and I figure there should
be at least one sober adult

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in the room.

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No, seriously, she's a drunk.

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Oh, sorry.

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Stop it.

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There's nothing worse
than being around 2 people

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with a history.

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So did Shari and Steve ever get married?

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You didn't hear what happened?

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Please say you heard.

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- No, I didn't.
- Damn you, ron!

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Steve took a year off to take care of

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his parents, and while he was gone,

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Shari started seeing Dr. Harding.

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Nooo! Really?

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Yes.

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Shari and gary?

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But that summer, they
took a river-rafting trip

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through the grand canyon
and they both drowned.

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Oh, thank God!

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You know, 'cause they... they both died

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doing what they loved.

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Rafting.

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So everybody treating you ok?

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Yeah! You know, the nurse that does

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the sponge baths, wouldn't be shocked

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if she's killed before.

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Hey, sunshine!

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Why don't you just calm your ass down?

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You was barely bleeding.

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From a bath, woman!

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I don't get it. I've
run every single test.

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I cannot figure out why this guy is

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in so much pain.

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Did you run
a d-u-h test?

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What's a D.U.H.?
- Uh, duh!!

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The guy is a drug addict trying to score

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painkillers.

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But he refused drugs.

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My bad. He is a very clever drug addict.

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Look, I hate to question
your 3 years of wisdom,

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but your pain guy is just like a million

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other drug addicts
who walk into hospitals

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every year with their
aches and their pains

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and their spasms and their
cramps and their myalgia

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and their neuralgia, and their otalgia

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or any other algia they
can possibly think of

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just so they can get a fix.

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Well, I believe in this guy.

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Would you like to go out on a limb,

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sign him in, keep him overnight?

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You know, Dr. Cox, you think

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that you have seen it all

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and done it all, but guess what?

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You haven't done me!

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Give her a second there, gang.

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That didn't come out right.

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Go!

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Yo, if you're captain out there today,

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pick me first, and then I'll be like,

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"dude, we always play together."

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Then you can pick who you really
want to pick, but everyone else

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will think you wanted to pick me first.
-When do you think of this stuff?

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Every minute of every day.

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Hey, either of you guys
seen my twin brother?

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Hey! I asked you a question.

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You're better than this.

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Whoo whoo!

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Any sign of my brother, the janitor?

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Dude, there is no way that we ever,

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ever believe this one.

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Can someone say keep rockin'?

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Hey, Carla, after you check
Mrs. Ruck's I.V. In room 310,

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can you zip down to the cafeteria

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and flirt more with Dr. Hotbutt?

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Fine. So I was flirting
with him a little.

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But I used to have
such a crush on the guy.

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And besides, you flirt sometimes.

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It's harmless, right?

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Can I press your button?

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I don't know. Can I press yours?

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It's not always harmless.

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Hey, Carla,

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I was wondering if you wanted

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to grab dinner with me tonight.

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It's always a risk when
you go out on a limb.

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Ultimately you just
make yourself vulnerable.

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Laverne, did you pull up
Mr. Thompson's old charts?

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He was here, like, 8 years
ago, complaining of the same

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abdominal pain, but as soon as
he was given his pain medication,

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he went A.M.A.

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He just took the drugs and bolted?

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No, he took some towels, too.

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Frick!

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So what do you say?

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And you just hate to see anyone
get crushed, even Dr. Hotbutt.

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Sure. That sounds great.

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I'm sorry, what?

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What the hell just happened?

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I don't know. He asked me out to dinner

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and I said yes. It just came out.

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Shame!

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Look, everyone thinks it's just
guys who get all freaked out

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before the wedding, but
it happens to women, too.

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And Ronnie... -Ronnie?

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Ron. Ron.

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He's not just some guy, J.D.

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He's my "what if" guy,

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the one I always wondered about,

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the one I idealized, you know?

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If I go out with him and I feel nothing,

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you know how confident
I'll feel about turk?

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Now I want you to go.

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You know what that means?

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That she's a sorceress.

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Look, I would never do
anything inappropriate.

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Then you won't mind if I tell Turk.

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If you have to, go ahead.
But then I'll know that

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we're not as close as I thought.

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Damn beads.

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Mr. Thompson, I was just taking
a look at your old charts.

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Yes! He was just telling me
that the last time he was here,

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his doctor couldn't diagnose
him and just threw a bunch of

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painkillers at him instead.
- He did?

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I was so frustrated, I took off,

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but I have to say with Dr. Reid here,

261
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,583
I know we're finally gonna
get to the bottom of things.

262
00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:27,795
She is one terrific doctor.

263
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:30,267
So this pain you're having
is making you delusional.

264
00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:34,122
- No. Why?
- No reason.

265
00:11:38,112 --> 00:11:40,204
Well, this is nice,
after all these years

266
00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:41,794
actually being out with you.

267
00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:43,304
Yeah, so where do you want to sit?

268
00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:44,860
How about here ?

269
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:54,951
We have a lovely selection of condoms.

270
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,065
Ooh! Lemon zinger!

271
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,260
Uncool.

272
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:04,912
What were you thinkin' about?

273
00:12:06,948 --> 00:12:08,591
What you'd look like
if you were chinese.

274
00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,157
Me, too!

275
00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,598
Ooh, that was lucky.

276
00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:14,105
Hey, fellas! Guess what's on.

277
00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:18,352
A little show that I like to
call indisputable evidence.

278
00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:23,738
Thank you, brothers, for inviting me

279
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:26,630
to your twin birthday party!

280
00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:28,129
No problem, Troy.

281
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,396
Hey, brother, why don't you enjoy

282
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:32,939
this nice pen set that I got for you?

283
00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,480
Check it out.

284
00:12:34,481 --> 00:12:40,590
Take your time. Approach it slowly.

285
00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:44,391
Hey, wow! Thanks, bro!

286
00:12:44,392 --> 00:12:46,797
I'm definitely gonna
use this to write to you

287
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:49,412
when I finish my
around-the-world travels.

288
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:52,424
Put her there, man. All right!

289
00:12:52,425 --> 00:12:54,370
You do a good job around here.

290
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,532
And that, boys, is a
brotherly handshake.

291
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,246
Sometimes around here,

292
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,403
you can't believe what you're seeing.

293
00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:12,140
Other times, it's as clear as day.

294
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,430
Thanks.

295
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:21,159
Oh Great! You're getting
medication for your "pain patient."

296
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,582
But, say, why stop there?

297
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,035
How's about we load up our
fanny packs with happy pills,

298
00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:28,210
drive downtown, I'll hang out
of the sun-roof, and we can just

299
00:13:28,211 --> 00:13:32,050
throw fistfuls of 'em right at drug addicts
and it'll just be a big happy parade!

300
00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:37,862
You know what's amazing about you?
You have this unbelievable ability

301
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,029
to make me doubt myself.

302
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:41,557
I don't think I could possibly
make you doubt yourself

303
00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:44,547
ya rascal, unless you
had the unnatural talent

304
00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:46,498
for being wrong most of the time.

305
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:50,004
Well, I'm not wrong. I just saw
Mr. Thompson writhing in pain

306
00:13:50,005 --> 00:13:52,218
and he had no idea
that I was watching him.

307
00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:53,806
But you probably don't care about that,

308
00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:57,300
because you're more concerned with being
right than doing what's right. Aren't you?

309
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:03,052
Stay calm. Turk's never
gonna find out about her date.

310
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:05,431
You got a minute to talk?

311
00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:07,521
I got lots of time to talk. Do you
wanna talk about anything? Anything?

312
00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:09,820
Hours to talk. We could talk
about our feelings. Wh-what's up?

313
00:14:09,821 --> 00:14:12,966
Look, I been thinking about this
whole Carla nagging me thing, right?

314
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,504
And I know it's coming from
a good place because, well,

315
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,658
let's face it, the woman
lives and dies for me.

316
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:28,151
More wine?

317
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:29,635
Oh, God! Yes!

318
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,420
So I'm supposed to marry
someone who's gonna bust my chops

319
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,675
every time I look at a woman
for the rest of my life?

320
00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:37,691
Well, I wouldn't put it that
way in your vows... Hand me that?

321
00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:38,911
Here you go.

322
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,825
So you and that girl Kelly
finally broke up, huh?

323
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:46,888
Yeah.... What was that cute
name that you used to call her?

324
00:14:46,889 --> 00:14:51,782
Skunk-face! I was
a little mean back then.

325
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:54,844
Nahhh. I always used to think you
were...the sweetest girl on earth.

326
00:14:56,821 --> 00:15:02,165
Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! You see how Carla is lately.
I mean, is that all I have to look forward to?

327
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,031
I hear they're coming out
with a stuart little 3.

328
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:07,682
No, it's on hold. The
director dropped out.

329
00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:09,465
Turk, don't you have any work to do?

330
00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,843
Dude, surgeon.

331
00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,941
Beads, keep me strong!

332
00:15:14,942 --> 00:15:15,909
What?

333
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:16,499
Nothing.

334
00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:20,479
I'm so glad we did this!

335
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,469
Oh, me too. You know, I have to
leave for a lecture tour on Monday,

336
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:26,544
but I'm back the last week in April,
so maybe we can get together then.

337
00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:28,842
You know,

338
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:29,841
I'm getting married april 24.

339
00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:30,963
So then our plans totally
interfere with your honeymoon.

340
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,027
A little bit.

341
00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:33,540
Excited about it ?

342
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,631
I'm so excited.

343
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,723
Mr. Thompson, I've decided
I'd like to prescribe you

344
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:41,847
something for the pain.

345
00:15:41,848 --> 00:15:42,961
Well, you know,

346
00:15:42,962 --> 00:15:44,228
that's your call.

347
00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:46,257
There's just one little problem.

348
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:49,642
Oh, my god! Just give
me the drugs, 'k, lady?

349
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:51,068
For God's sake, I've been working you

350
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,251
from every possible angle.
I refused painkillers.

351
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,960
I did the "you're the greatest
doctor" bit, which I know you loved.

352
00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:59,430
then somewhere between, getting a
tube in my ass and a tube in my mouth

353
00:15:59,431 --> 00:16:01,583
which by the way, I'm still
praying wasn't the same tube,

354
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:04,324
I found time to do the whole "I'm
writhing in pain but I don't know

355
00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:05,631
if you're watching me" thing!

356
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,179
So please, or pretty please, or
however you want me to say it, Doctor,

357
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,380
why don't you say it! Why don't
you say it! Why don't you tell me

358
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,986
what the problem is, AND SAY IT!

359
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,371
I was just gonna say
that my pen doesn't work,

360
00:16:17,372 --> 00:16:20,139
and I needed a new one
to write out your dosage.

361
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,966
Oh. Awesome.

362
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,512
I felt nothing for him.

363
00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:35,693
How cool is that?

364
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,327
Had a dream just like this,

365
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,655
except I had a saddle on my
back and you were an indian.

366
00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:41,900
Turk was a donkey.

367
00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:44,506
I'm gonna go tell Turk.

368
00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:46,798
Oh, that's great. She's gonna go

369
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,366
...wait. What?!

370
00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,955
Whatever you do, don't scream.

371
00:16:58,647 --> 00:16:59,548
Why would I scream ?

372
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:00,667
I don't know.

373
00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:02,167
People always say that in the movies.

374
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:05,419
Anyway, I don't think Turk's gonna be as
excited about your big date as you are.

375
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,096
All right? He definitely won't
love the fact that I knew about it.

376
00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:10,960
So just...tell him in five years.

377
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,243
You did what?!

378
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,067
Make that 20 years.

379
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,743
Honey, that was a long time ago.

380
00:17:23,296 --> 00:17:24,495
Why are you still living here?!

381
00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:26,694
Because I've got nowhere else to go!

382
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:30,727
Sorry.

383
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:34,032
But still, what if I want to tell him?

384
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,326
Well, that's up to you, isn't it?

385
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,047
Got to go.

386
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,945
Damn beads.

387
00:17:52,162 --> 00:17:54,566
Yuk it up, I don't care.
I'm getting the last laugh!

388
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,030
'Cause my brother's
waiting for me downstairs

389
00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:59,303
and when these elevator
doors open, you'll see,

390
00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,410
he's gonna be staring
right at you two guys.

391
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,693
Okay, I don't know what I
thought was gonna happen,

392
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,642
but I think we can all agree
that this isn't working out,

393
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:13,133
it's costing me a tremendous amount of time
and effort, so let's just call it a draw.

394
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,559
Hell, no! You lost. Live with it.

395
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:17,820
It's hard when you
lose for the first time.

396
00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:20,476
It's even harder  when
it's the hundredth time

397
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,514
- Say it.
- You're always right.

398
00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:27,829
I know! But it is still
so nice to hear it.

399
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,225
How did you know that he was lying?

400
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:33,824
Well, you said that he
wasn't; and as a rule,

401
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:37,407
I always take whatever you say and just
go in the exact opposite direction with it.

402
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,227
But, more than that, Barbie,
the main reason is because...

403
00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:45,023
well, lookit, medicine is all
about experience. Hell, wouldja...

404
00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:50,425
wouldja like to go ahead and have a look at
who the last doctor was to give Thompson drugs?

405
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,314
You?

406
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:54,477
Oh!

407
00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:56,370
Why didn't you say something earlier?

408
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:59,463
What, give up my front-row
seat to Barbie's Wild Ride?

409
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:05,103
"He's a drug addict! He's not a drug
addict! You-make-me-doubt-my-self!

410
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:12,613
"You're more interested in being
right than doing what's right!

411
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:15,360
And I just couldn't take
it! Can't take it anymore!"

412
00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:24,637
And yet sometimes
losing is a good thing.

413
00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:28,789
Like, for instance, when
you lose your insecurities

414
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:30,447
about the guy you're marrying,

415
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:31,736
which makes it a whole lot easier

416
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,336
to cut him some slack once in a while.

417
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,634
Go ahead, look.

418
00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:35,760
Really, baby?

419
00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,537
Yeah. Besides, you're
cutting up your napkin.

420
00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:43,885
I guess you can never underestimate

421
00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:45,244
how the smallest gesture

422
00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:47,044
can make everything better.

423
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:48,474
You know, for a minute there,

424
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:49,959
I actually thought
you had a twin brother.

425
00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:53,712
Really? Was it when my
twin brother was here?

426
00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:55,715
-Stop it.
-Sorry.

427
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,295
Too much.

428
00:20:01,305 --> 00:21:01,765
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