1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,180 I can't stop thinking about last night. 2 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:07,840 I mean, it's incredible how fast things can go from amazing... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,580 ...to complete disaster. 4 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:12,770 SEAN? 5 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,770 I have been looking all over for you! 6 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:16,990 What are you doing back from New Zealand? 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 8 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:27,350 Morning. 9 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:28,680 What's up with him? 10 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,990 He slept with Elliot last night. 11 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:32,880 Is it that time of year again? 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,110 Dude, ignore her. 13 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,590 That's three years in a row... who's feeling you? 14 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,050 You be. 15 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,050 She's already back with Sean. 16 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,400 How soon after you guys hooked up? 17 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:42,700 About ninety seconds. 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,600 What should I do? 19 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,170 That was a huge mistake. 20 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,470 Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, 21 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:51,470 the more they became one of those annoying couples... 22 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:53,740 that thought they knew everything about relationships. 23 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,630 Look, J.D.... 24 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:57,360 You first, honey. 25 00:00:57,610 --> 00:01:00,040 J.D., love is like a butterfly. 26 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:03,050 Hold it too tight and... you'll crush it. 27 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,880 Too loose and it flies away. 28 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:17,910 The phone call was Elliot asking me to meet her so we could talk. 29 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:18,990 I was nervous, 30 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:22,310 but I felt better the moment I saw good old Irv at the security gate. 31 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,280 Irrrrrv! 32 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,140 Howdy, Dr. Dorian. 33 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:40,830 I'm sorry, sir. 34 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:42,710 But there's no parking allowed... 35 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,040 at the emergency curb. 36 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,330 But I'd be happy to park your car for ya, 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,970 and run the keys up to you in a jiff. 38 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:50,210 Yeah.... Except this is my only set? 39 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:53,380 And I'm afraid you might eat them. Okay? See ya, tubs. 40 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:59,190 I've been trying like the dickens to cut down on my snacking, 41 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,570 but it's just so... 42 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,300 You look great, Irv! 43 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:05,540 Irv didn't look great, but I didn't have time to talk. 44 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:07,100 Danni!? 45 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:09,090 When you run into someone you used to date, 46 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:12,040 either you find them totally annoying or enough time has passed... 47 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,860 that you've idealized everything about them. 48 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,830 Hey, J.D. 49 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,350 "Hey, Jay-Dee!" 50 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,840 I'm actually on my way to see somebody, so, you know.... 51 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,200 Oh, okay. I'll see you later. 52 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:22,270 Oh, be nice. 53 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,070 Danni, wait! 54 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:26,520 How've you been? 55 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,190 Well, actually, I... 56 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:28,850 Gotta go! 57 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:31,150 And there she was... my lady. 58 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,140 Hey, Elliot. 59 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,700 J.D., I can't talk right now. 60 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,700 Should we just hold each other? 61 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:39,550 Sorry! Sorry! I couldn't find a parking spot! 62 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,730 Hey, J.D. What's up? 63 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:45,500 What's up.... 64 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:47,570 Attention, Sacred Heart! 65 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:48,810 Everyone please gather'round. 66 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:51,130 Doctors, nurses, patients, hear ye, hear ye. 67 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,700 Everyone should know that last night, 68 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:56,260 Elliot Reid and I made passionate love for a good hour and a half. 69 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:59,000 Check that! A great hour and a half. 70 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:04,020 When I hit it, I hit it good! That is all! 71 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,570 Aww, Bambi freeze up again? 72 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,050 It's not our problem, honey. 73 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:18,870 Scrubs 3x19 : My Choosiest Choice Of All 74 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:23,850 Transcript : http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/ Script & Timing : Siefaz Pour www.forom.com 75 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,400 You've got something on your face. 76 00:03:34,290 --> 00:03:35,010 What? 77 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,170 The love of my life. 78 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,000 You got it. 79 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,450 So, I'll see you after work. 80 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,740 'Kay. 81 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:42,230 Bye, J.D. 82 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,530 Peace out, Sean. 83 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,780 Listen, J.D.... 84 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,050 Last night was really important to me. 85 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,410 I know. 86 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:52,550 I mean, you don't want to be rusty at sex... 87 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:55,100 before you throw down with your real boyfriend, do ya? 88 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,050 Look, you and I have been down this road before and we both know where it ends. 89 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,470 I'm sorry. I just... I really want to make this work with Sean. 90 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,300 So, please don't say anything to him? Okay? 91 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,640 I totally understand. You know, 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,970 Danni and I are getting back together, too. 93 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:10,870 We are? 94 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,860 Danni? Danni, Danni, Danni.... 95 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,290 What was her last name? 96 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,920 Damn! I should know this! 97 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:17,900 Blonde hair! 98 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,110 Yes! Raspy voice! 99 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:22,960 Oh, yeah. That incision's healing up nicely. 100 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,030 Thanks again, Dr. Miller. 101 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,790 I'm gonna have my band write a song about you. 102 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:30,030 Well, I'm glad I struck a chord! 103 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:34,650 Yeah, listen: While you were proving once and for all... 104 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,930 that pretty girls do not in fact need to be funny, 105 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:40,400 I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star's chart. 106 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,270 Oh, didja? 107 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:43,980 Yes, I did. And his urine output is dropping, 108 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:45,840 so you should probably start him on Lasix. 109 00:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,040 You amuse me. 110 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:50,050 So even though he's post-op and still technically my patient, 111 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:53,380 I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion before I walk away and do whatever I want! 112 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:55,170 Hmm. No! 113 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,040 Are you all right? 114 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,500 Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. 115 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,730 I told Security to look into it? 116 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,230 But no, no, 117 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:22,000 they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. 118 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,300 If I was a security guard around here, things'd be different. 119 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,160 You really want to be a security guard? 120 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:29,950 Who around here commands more respect... 121 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,950 than the men who wear blue and green? 122 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,950 The uniforms are black and gray. 123 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:36,550 You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now? 124 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:40,250 Look, if you're really into Security, Irv's position just opened up! 125 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,530 What happened to Irv? 126 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,820 Tubs? 127 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,440 Who's tubby now!?!?! 128 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,610 Stop him! 129 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,110 He had to be let go. 130 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,050 Okay, Elliot really hurt me. 131 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,420 Still, right now I need to keep a level head. 132 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:15,930 My emotions are all over the place, and it's important that I don't do anything rash. 133 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,120 Do you have to do that here? 134 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,580 What? I like smoking after sex. 135 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,750 And during. God, you never used to smoke! 136 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:29,210 Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be, 137 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:31,580 and that didn't work. So now.... 138 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,270 ...I'm gonna let the real me come out. 139 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:39,160 And the real me wants to do it again... and she wants to do it rough! 140 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:43,010 Oh, I don't know, Danni. The real me's not really into that. 141 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,280 GIVE IT TO ME! 142 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,250 Oh, my God, Danni, I am so sorry. I thought that's what you wanted. 143 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,230 It was. 144 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:55,230 Quick question: Will my son ever stop crying? 145 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,770 You know what's so sweet? 146 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,110 This morning, Jack called her "Da-Da". 147 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,460 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. 148 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:06,820 Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, 149 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:10,520 and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, 150 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,400 I actually see your face. 151 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:15,160 I love that you think about me at work! 152 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,140 Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more. 153 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,820 Oh, my God. You have a crush on her. 154 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,240 Who said who to what now? 155 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,200 It is so typical. 156 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,880 We have an amazing son, we're totally getting along for a change... 157 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,990 but that's too boring for you; it's too nice! 158 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,290 So you have to go and blow the whole thing up, don't you? 159 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,940 Well, bravo, Perry. 160 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,320 Ohh...fantastic! 161 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:42,770 Now, I know you say you love us all equally. 162 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:46,920 But you don't, do ya. I'm onto you, Big Man! 163 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,840 Okay. This badge is now yours. 164 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,560 I just want to thank you for believing in me. 165 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,080 And I want to assure you that I am gonna be guarding these hospital gates 166 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,080 the way Cerberus guarded the gates of Hell! 167 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,800 Yeah, that's terrific. 168 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:06,740 Look at you in your new uniform! And they give you a nightstick! 169 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,450 Well, actually, this is my dad's. 170 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:11,350 He used to use this baby every day at work. 171 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,410 Was he a cop? 172 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,880 Uh, no, cat trainer. 173 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:22,940 That way! 174 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:27,000 You stay here! I'll go! 175 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:33,200 I felt bad about hooking up with Danni. But luckily no one knew. 176 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,140 You want any water? 177 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,080 Well, do you guys? 178 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,310 Bambi! 179 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,290 We know you were in there with Danni. We heard you say her name! 180 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,970 Oh, no, no. I was... 181 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:46,620 I was in there with my buddy Danny, from the gym. 182 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,190 But we heard you say "Take it all, Danni!" 183 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,240 He's a... really... good... buddy. 184 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,530 Moving a little quick there, aren't we, bub? 185 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,210 Got a story to tell me? 186 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:03,790 Here's a story : 187 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,470 It's called The Security Guard Who Was Sodomized With His Own Nightstick. 188 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,720 Why don't we just consider this a warning. 189 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,280 Yeah. 190 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,810 My cousin is a bank teller, 191 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:19,150 and he gave me one of those exploding ink cartridges... 192 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:21,460 they put in stolen money so I could figure out... 193 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,900 who's been disconnecting the emergency exits! 194 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,080 Nice work. 195 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,370 Okay, that's all from me, Jeff. 196 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,050 Any other questions you might have you can direct to Dr. Cox, here. 197 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,420 I'm sure you'll find him to be quite... something! 198 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,770 You think it's cool if I broke out tomorrow and play a set with the band? 199 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,570 They're going on tour in Europe and... 200 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,740 I won't get a chance to play with them for a whole year. 201 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,380 I think we can work something out. 202 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,040 Don't worry about it. I will drive him out there myself, 203 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,090 he can play with his friends for an hour, and then I'll drive him back. 204 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,370 I won't worry about it. Mostly because he's not going. 205 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:55,800 You see, I'm his doctor now. 206 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,880 I didn't listen to you before, so now you're gonna take it out on the patient. 207 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,930 Look, I honestly don't think that going to some... 208 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:04,830 dive bar is necessarily appropriate for somebody who just had kidney surgery. 209 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:08,380 Although, don't get me wrong, the fact that it seems to be pissing you off... 210 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:11,680 so much is the true definition of an added perk. Seriously, you can... 211 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,780 you can look it up in the dictionary. It's under "P" for "perk". 212 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,730 It's right next to "pain in the ass" and, 213 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:18,830 curiously enough, your picture is right next to it. 214 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,010 Bambi, when you broke up with Danni, 215 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,960 you said it was the happiest day of your life! 216 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:29,020 No, that was only because 'Barney Miller' came out on DVD. 217 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,850 And WoJo's commentary on it? Priceless! 218 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:34,790 Look, maybe Danni's not the love of my life, all right? 219 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:38,660 But she's... she's beautiful, and she quirky, and she's very... sweet. 220 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:42,250 Man, I get so gassy after having sex. 221 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,020 Oh, by the way, some skank named Barbara called, and I told her to back off. 222 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,680 Barbara's my mom. 223 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,910 In life, there are personal realizations.... 224 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,650 I hate my girlfriend. 225 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:58,730 ....and professional ones. 226 00:10:58,810 --> 00:10:59,870 Listen, Serpico, 227 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:02,360 I go four steps out that door to my car every day. 228 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:06,150 And that's important, because if I don't beat Enid home from her thighs & buns class, 229 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,820 I have to help her peel off her leotard. 230 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:11,130 So remember this : I hired you, and I can fire you. 231 00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:22,520 But the worst are the realizations that sneak up on you. 232 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,400 Excuse me, I need to get a, uh... 233 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:28,400 Book about supply closet etiquette? Yeah, look, I'm kinda using this area? 234 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,070 Oh, oh, you are so annoying; you must drive your wife insane... 235 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:33,700 Are you married? 236 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,190 Like when you realize you just might have a crush after all. 237 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,530 No, no I'm not. 238 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,090 In a big hospital, you can hide from almost anything. 239 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,190 Except your conscience. 240 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,180 - Hello. - Oh, hey! Hey, Jordan! 241 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,470 You know what's weird? 242 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:51,610 Tell me. 243 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,970 We're so close, and yet if anybody asks if we're married, 244 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,540 all either one of us can say is... is no. 245 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,740 Actually, I say we were married for five years then got divorced, 246 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:04,240 now we're back living together, have a child, but we're in a long-term, committed relationship. 247 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,440 Yeah, that's what I say, too.... That or... 248 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,620 no. 249 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:10,270 Oh, Mr. Mid-life. 250 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,940 We both know what this is about. 251 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:14,490 And you should just go ahead and enjoy your crush! 252 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,640 Because, honestly, I don't care. 253 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:17,820 I don't! 254 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,710 That's sad. 255 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,550 Hey, Q-Tip! 256 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,290 Some girl who says she's your girlfriend is on the phone! 257 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,200 Oh, uh, tell her I'm not here. 258 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,060 Godspeed, sir. 259 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,610 What? I'm in a pickle! 260 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,390 A pickle! 261 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,940 Hey, you wanna play darts? 262 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,830 - Sure! - Great! Have fun, I'll be over here. 263 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,690 Do you even enjoy spending time with me? 264 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,810 "Enjoy" is such a strong word.... I... 265 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,230 I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, 266 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,310 or the constant threat of terrorism. 267 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,130 What, you don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you? 268 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,730 Not really. I'm more into tough guys, you know? 269 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,200 Last night in bed, I knocked you unconscious! 270 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,750 For like five seconds! 271 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,990 So I guess... this is over. 272 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,030 Why? 273 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,750 So, you'd rather hang out with someone you don't even like than be alone? 274 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,310 Yeah, pretty much. 275 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,450 Yeah, me too. 276 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,870 I mean, come on, how many couples out there actually have fun together? 277 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,170 Guys! Elliot and I are in the middle of a marathon game of Hide & Go Seek. 278 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,460 If she comes in, you didn't see me! 279 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,520 Ninety-nine! One hundred! 280 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,370 Have you guys seen Sean? 281 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,170 Yeah, he's... 282 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,420 Where'd he go? 283 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,540 Aw, he's a dynamite hider. 284 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,060 Oh, don't even start, Tarla, or Curk, 285 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,060 or whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgmental freak-show. 286 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,590 Why don't I do a little piece for you I like to call... 287 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,000 Your First Year of Marriage: 288 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:26,450 "I do." Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss. "Why can't we have a baby?" 289 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,440 "Why you spending so much money on clothes?" 290 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,890 "Why you sleeping with my sister?" 291 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,340 "Why can't I hang out with my peeps?" 292 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:34,930 Baby. 293 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:38,180 I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous. 294 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,580 And I would never have a crush on someone else. 295 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,600 I do not have a crush. 296 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,350 What is this? 297 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,990 That is a form allowing Mr. Stockton's band to come visit him... 298 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,580 so that Dr. Miller will be happy that I did a nice thing for her. 299 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,580 Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller because he thinks it'll make him what? 300 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,010 - Happy. - Exactly. 301 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,970 But he's really only happy when he's...? 302 00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,160 - Miserable. - Right! 303 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,080 So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller? 304 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,670 'Cause she got big-ass boobies! 305 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,060 No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable. 306 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,090 If I actually enjoyed being miserable, 307 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,380 then why wouldn't I stay here talking to you two? 308 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,600 Okay, let's see how Elliot likes it when I'm all over my lady? 309 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,330 Hey, I've got something for you. 310 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,400 What? 311 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,250 Okay, I'm gonna buy the next round. 312 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,160 Which one of you handsome boys wanna help me carry it? 313 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,130 We're both good-looking guys, am I right? 314 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,380 We'll sort this out when I get back! 315 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,450 Okay, sort away, Seany-Sean-Sean! 316 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:46,430 Oh, my God! 317 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,740 How could you do this to me? 318 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:48,980 Do...what? 319 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,450 Ohh, I don't know! Come over my house, 320 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,250 sleep with me, and then dump me the minute Sean shows up... 321 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,270 so I feel like a complete loser! 322 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,750 Oh, you seem real crushed! 323 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,850 I mean, you jumped into bed with Danni so quick you didn't have time to change the sheets! 324 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,450 You know I only have one set. 325 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,270 Look, J.D., can I ask you a favor? 326 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,320 Could I ask you one? 327 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,730 Sure, anything. What is it? 328 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,630 Damn, I don't have one. 329 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,030 Didn't have one, did ya? 330 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,610 Look, Elliot! What do you want!? 331 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,920 How about you remembering that you're supposed to be my friend? 332 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,980 Why'd you page me? What do you want? 333 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,700 Just, uh...just watch his face. 334 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,060 No way. 335 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,730 - How you feeling? - Hey, Rick! 336 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:33,770 Audrey! Ryan! Tim! Jamie! Tobey! 337 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,920 Hey, Jeff! 338 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,700 Joe! 339 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,730 I hope this won't be awkward for ya, 340 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,710 but I promised the whole band you'd have sex with them. 341 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,890 Don't look at me like that! This is your fault, anyway! 342 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,420 You two made me dream again. 343 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,950 Hey, we weren't the ones who caved in to Kelso. 344 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,980 I do not owe you an explanation for that! 345 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,980 You're right, you don't owe us an explanation! 346 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,400 Lay some truth on him, baby! 347 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,860 You owe one to yourself. 348 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,550 Ouch. 349 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,460 Now I'm gonna let my husband-to-be tell you what life's really all about, 350 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,720 because he has more of this than any man I know. 351 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:07,600 Archie comics? 352 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,400 No, the other thing. 353 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,960 Oh, that's right... integrity. 354 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,980 Oh. Here's your chance! 355 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,130 I was so mad at Elliot I couldn't sleep last night. 356 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,350 Also, Danni snores like a gutted wild boar. 357 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,000 But mostly it was the Elliot thing. 358 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,500 Hey, J.D. Can I talk to you for a sec? 359 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,460 Look, things have been a little weird between Elliot and I since I got back. 360 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,520 Good. 361 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,790 J.D., listen. 362 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,960 Did anything happen between you and Elliot while I was gone? 363 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,370 Sorry, everybody. False alarm. 364 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,180 Well? 365 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,130 There comes a time when every man has to make a choice. 366 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,810 Whether it's a professional choice... 367 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,980 Come on! What are you gonna do about it? 368 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,200 Or whether it's a personal choice. 369 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,650 Hey. Wanna go for a beer after the show? 370 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,180 In the end, it's about integrity. 371 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,310 Yes! 372 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,370 - No! - No! 373 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,560 And it's about chasing after what you really want. 374 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,280 Here's your beer. 375 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,150 Even if that means showing you both care a little. 376 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,260 Did you... did you do that for me? 377 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,270 I thought it'd be fun. 378 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,750 See, now there are two blondes you can't have sex with! 379 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,820 I don't care! It is so naughty! 380 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:46,980 Cheers. 381 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,210 And sometimes... 382 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,510 well, sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. 383 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,950 No. Sean, nothing happened. 384 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,800 Yeah, I figured. 385 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,660 Good talk! 386 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,240 Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. 387 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,740 Giddyup, Dr. Dorkian! 388 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:21,560 When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make. 389 00:20:22,305 --> 00:21:22,279 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP