1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:05,999 In some ways, Dr Cox and Dr Kelso are a lot like an old married couple. 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,150 I need your opinion about something. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,073 Those pants make you look like you're holding water. 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,994 I'll tell you the same thing I told a comic I saw at a strip club in Reno. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,753 - I'm not here for the jokes. - Colour me intrigued. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,072 I am considering offering full-body scans here at Sacred Heart. 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,950 Showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:32,910 just to scare them into taking invasive and pointless tests is an unholy sin. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,834 Does sound a little sketchy ethically, doesn't it? Thanks, Perry. 10 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,670 Did that just happen? Anybody? 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,479 I was stuck at a couples-only dinner party. 12 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,313 There was the soon-to-be-newlyweds. 13 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,836 There was the girl that I loved and the guy trying to eat her face. 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,956 And then there's Danni and me. 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,838 - You know what I was thinking? - Nobody cares, Danni. 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,071 This has been fun, but I have to drive Turk to the hospital. 17 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,037 I gotta look for an apartment. 18 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,032 He wouldn't take one cos the last tenant died there. 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,157 - Rats ate his tongue out. - But the kitchen was so cute. 20 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,275 Please. 21 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,999 Turk, where you gonna live after you get married? 22 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,709 - You mean where are you gonna live? - Baby, not now. Don't know yet. 23 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,672 Guess it's just the two of us. 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,150 - You wanna have sex? - I guess. 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,030 - Do I have to look at you? - Please don't. 26 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,712 Shut up. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,390 I can't believe Kelso really asked my opinion. 28 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,029 If I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives, 29 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,076 I'd be at my AA meeting right now. 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,516 It just so happens it was the only empty seat in the whole joint, 31 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,957 and as a fellow abusive drinker, you are honour-bound by bar-stool protocol 32 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,474 to listen to every last word out of my mouth. 33 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,749 - Go. - Kelso... 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,992 Kelso really listened to me about this whole full-body-scan thing. 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,674 I was thinking about getting one of those scans. 36 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,079 What did he say? 37 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,357 Mommy, when's Daddy coming home? 38 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,034 He isn't. 39 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,749 If only he'd loved us enough to get a full-body scan at Sacred Heart. 40 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,351 Holy cow. 41 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,111 Black Label. 42 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,157 Oh, my goodness, I totally kicked that hernia's ass. 43 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,118 Nicely done as usual, Dr Turk. 44 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:46,835 - Why is Hot Doc being so nice to you? - I don't know, but it's about time. 45 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,673 I haven't had to work this hard since Carla's mom. 46 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:54,709 - I thought Carla's mom hated you. - She died, so I count that as a win. 47 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,792 I bought a killer dress for your wedding yesterday. 48 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,110 Speaking of which, it's two weeks away. 49 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,555 Has your bride-to-be started freaking out? 50 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,154 Carla's not the freak-out type. 51 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,472 Turk didn't realise that everyone has their moments when emotions run high. 52 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,598 Danni. 53 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,868 Not here. 54 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,157 I'm gonna go put some clothes on. After all, I am a lady. 55 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,595 By the way, I used your razor to shave my pits. 56 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,035 Keep it. Danni did the weirdest thing. 57 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,317 - She called out her name during sex. - Why are we whispering? 58 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,550 - She hears like a bat. - Bats hear well? 59 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,996 - Yeah, they can't see. - Sonar. Wait, that's whales. 60 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,437 No, bats and whales. Anyway, I have to break up with her. 61 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,478 Just let her down easy. 62 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:53,156 I'm not sure how to do this, but I don't think we should see each other anymore. 63 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,711 Cool. I'm already kind of sleeping with this guy named Danny anyway. 64 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,598 I guess she wasn't calling out her own name after all. 65 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,911 I don't care. I bet she calls my name when she sleeps with him. 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,719 - No, I don't. - See? Like a bat, dude. 67 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,311 Check. 68 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,478 It actually wasn't that awkward breaking up with Danni. 69 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,714 It was odd that she stuck around for two hours to do her morning yoga. 70 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,792 Good morning, world. 71 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,395 - She seems almost peaceful. - Later, butt-licks. 72 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,198 Maybe not. 73 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,748 Make sure you got all your things out of my room. 74 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:48,355 I brought all my stuff to Danny's house three days ago. 75 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,476 Crunchberry. Wrong pipe. 76 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,470 Don't come chasing after me like you do with Elliot. 77 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,632 If there's one thing everyone knows about John Dorian 78 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,314 is that he always wants what he can't have. 79 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,952 - That's not true, is it? - Hell, no. 80 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,793 By the way, this is the last bowl of cereal. 81 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,196 It's so hard to look for an apartment 82 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,919 when I'm sharing my bed with a beautiful girl. 83 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,036 Really? What's his name? 84 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:24,352 That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping. 85 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,510 I want you to meet this patient, Tommy. 86 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,593 He's only five but he's got the voice of a grown man. 87 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,591 What are you doing out of your room? 88 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,671 I go where I want. 89 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,955 Awesome. 90 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,114 - Everything's wrong again. - Baby, it's cool. 91 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,749 - We're meeting the cake guy tomorrow. - Nothing's cool. 92 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,197 The centrepieces are Cupids but have no arrows, so they're just fat babies. 93 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:53,558 I have 187 people who RSVP'd "yes" for a 125-seat wedding. 94 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,870 I have to wear my grandmother's choker, 95 00:05:55,960 --> 00:06:00,192 but I look like an African tribeswoman with a coil around my neck. 96 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,714 First off, be nice to my cousin, Nfume. 97 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,918 Second, baby, if we have too many guests, you can un-invite some people. 98 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,356 - Really? - Really. It'll be fine. 99 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,671 Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. 100 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,798 See how good that feels? Take another one. 101 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,475 - Take another one. - Are you watching my boobs? 102 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,437 Deep breath. 103 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,553 Nice. 104 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,232 Thank you, Shirley. 105 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:34,030 I cannot believe you're gonna turn this hospital into some money-making machine 106 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,432 that coerces people into spending their cash on procedures they don't even need. 107 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,637 Why not? It sounds like something I'd do. 108 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:47,511 If one single person gets a full-body scan, I will kiss your ring. 109 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,512 I'll take that bet. You're our witness, Laverne. 110 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,718 - How very exciting for all of us. - I'm not even sweating. 111 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,109 Honest to God, what kind of gullible chump 112 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:02,433 would spend a thousand dollars on some silly scan if he's feeling fine? 113 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,080 Hello, Laverne, Shirl. 114 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,554 - How's the chicken today? - What if someone's vegetarian? 115 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,791 - I gotta go call the caterer. - Thank you. 116 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,077 - I just calmed her down. - She's quite mad. 117 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,833 I hope she doesn't rub off on you. 118 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,434 - Too easy. - Please, man. 119 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,829 - I'm Christopher Duncan Turk. - Duncan? 120 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,070 - His dad loved donuts. - That's not true. 121 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,550 You need to stop saying that. The point is, I don't lose my cool. 122 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,756 I don't know. Remember back in college 123 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,991 when we had tickets to see Michael Jordan in the playoffs? 124 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,991 We're going to see Michael Jordan 125 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,231 We're going to see Michael Jordan, cos we got good tickets 126 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,470 We went 500 miles 127 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,916 Was I supposed to bring the tickets or the sandwiches? 128 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,431 Oh, God. 129 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,080 You leave it on the floor. 130 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,956 You shaved your head for the first time after that. 131 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,156 I wish we could go back and see that game. 132 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,152 - Wanting what you can't have? - Why are you here? 133 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,789 - Hospitals don't sell cigarettes. - Man, I'd smoke her. 134 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,314 Quiet time, Todd. 135 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,233 I wanna know everything that's wrong with me. 136 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:30,552 Mr Corman, you're not even feeling bad. You don't need this scan. 137 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,518 If it would make you happy, we could do the same thing 138 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,034 we've done the last 50 times you've been here. 139 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,398 Take your temperature, draw some blood and give you a rectal. 140 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:45,110 Last time you tried to torture me to prove a point, Doctor... 141 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,156 - Cox. - Mengele. 142 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,753 I've already talked to the insurance company. 143 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,515 There is nothing you can say that can stop me from doing this. 144 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,434 Mr Corman, apparently your insurance company's not gonna cover it. 145 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,829 Good day to you, sir. 146 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,436 I'm ready to make the first incision. 147 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,637 - Retract the pannus. - Want me to hold the fat flaps? 148 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,757 More than anything in the world. Todd, you're up. 149 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,717 - Thank you. - Oh, man. 150 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,155 If you don't want me to throw you out of here, 151 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,915 you've gotta get through this procedure without making a sex joke. 152 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,991 No problem. 153 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,959 To really get at this, I think we need to go in from behind. 154 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,674 - And stay out. - Totally worth it. 155 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:38,158 Pathetic. For three years, I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor. 156 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,071 Everyone is sick of it. 157 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,675 "Will they? Won't they? At the last second something went wrong." 158 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,751 Come on. Enough already. 159 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,434 - You aren't exactly Ross and Rachel. - Who? 160 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,796 Dr Ross and Rachel from bookkeeping. 161 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:58,550 Just let her be happy with stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy. 162 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,029 I don't even care what you think. 163 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,192 In the heat of battle, it's important to hold your ground. 164 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,599 Doctor. 165 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:11,437 You hooked him, you got him in the boat, but he still got away. 166 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,080 Victory can be snatched away at the last second. 167 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,630 Mr Corman, your full-body scan is on the house. 168 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,836 I'm listening. 169 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,232 Excuse me. 170 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,515 Sometimes you don't know how it happened. 171 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,149 I don't get it. Last night I was golden boy and now I'm fat-flap guy. 172 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,915 Why would Dr Miller turn on me? I've been great in surgery. 173 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,275 - She's coming to the wedding. - She's not. 174 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,590 - What? - I un-invited her. 175 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,231 It's amazing how your world can change in an instant. 176 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:47,074 Guys, guess what? I just asked Sean if he would move in with me. 177 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,118 - Tell them what you said. - Yes. 178 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,636 - Isn't that great? - That is great. Isn't that great? 179 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,472 Full-lipped bastard. 180 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,471 Great. 181 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,118 What does Sean have that I don't have? 182 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,590 Don't compare yourself to him. He's better. 183 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:15,631 Thanks for the lift. On Tuesdays my feet swell up like Jiffy Pop bags. 184 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,597 I'm sure it'll show up on the scan. 185 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,478 If anything turns up green, it's probably an emerald 186 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,677 I swallowed from my mother's jewellery box when I was five. 187 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,320 I'd like to get that back to her. What's going on? 188 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,517 - Zip it. I know a shortcut. - I'm getting chair-jacked. 189 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,398 Why are you mad? You told me to un-invite people. 190 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,950 So you told my new boss you didn't want her to come to the wedding? 191 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,271 No. I told her we didn't want her to come. 192 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,028 Hello, there. Can I give you some help? 193 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,112 My mommy said you had lollipops. Give me a red one. 194 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,829 - So, moving in together, huh? - Yeah. It's a little scary. 195 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,831 Just like that, I saw my window. 196 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,993 It is scary. I knew this girl in college who moved in with her boyfriend. 197 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,231 Everything changed. Stopped talking, started fighting. 198 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,515 You know the rest. 199 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,592 - They broke up? - He killed her. 200 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,829 Dr Reid, they need you to check on that stabbing victim in room 301. 201 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,711 - Could be you. - What? 202 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,631 Nothing. 203 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,556 - Don't do that. - Why are you here? 204 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,359 Elliot listens to you. Why are you messing with her? 205 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,510 - He wants what he can't have. - New rule. 206 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,990 Hospitals are for doctors and sick people only. 207 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,390 You've had many chances, and you never stepped up to the plate. 208 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:42,393 I'm terrified, but that's how much Elliot and I mean to each other. 209 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,519 We work. If you really care about her, you won't mess this up. 210 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,870 Un-invite my boss, huh? We'll see how she likes it when I mess with her world. 211 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:05,593 I appreciate the lunch, but are you actually trying to convince me, 212 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:10,151 an admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full-body scan? 213 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,913 You're not dying of anything. 214 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,278 Although if you swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions, I will kill you. 215 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:22,275 - Look who never learned to share. - I am not losing a bet to Bob Kelso. 216 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,831 All this concern about my health and my well-being, and it's about a bet? 217 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,718 That's a pretty reprehensible thing to do. 218 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,713 If you'll excuse me, I have a full-body scan to take. 219 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,474 You drove me here. I'd like to see a dessert menu, please. 220 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,710 It was a little difficult changing your cake at the last minute, 221 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,712 but I was able to make it non-dairy like you requested. 222 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:53,635 Uncle Ramon thanks you, and the people at table three thank you even more. 223 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,917 It's perfect. Isn't it, Turk? 224 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,036 What's up with the white people on top? 225 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,839 They don't have tiny plastic interracial couples. 226 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,559 I'll colour it in with some chocolate frosting. 227 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:09,350 That's a great idea. Put him in blackface. What? 228 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,399 Put a string in the back of him, so when you pull it, he sings Mammy. 229 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,914 - Forget it. - Where are you going? 230 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,673 To where you keep all the other coloured cakes? 231 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,594 I'm gonna call Jesse. And we gonna march on your ass. 232 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,312 I was just goofing around about that whole thing. 233 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,789 It's great you guys are moving in together. 234 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,270 Thanks. I really needed to hear that from you. 235 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,511 Maybe I am someone who only wants what he can't have. 236 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,559 But what if the thing I want is the girl I'm supposed to end up with? 237 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,871 - It should be me. - What? 238 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,758 Every year we bounce around this thing 239 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,799 and I never had the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel. 240 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,996 I'm crazy about you. 241 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,392 If I had the choice of hanging out with anyone in the entire world 242 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,836 or sitting with you eating pizza and watching a crappy TV show, 243 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,831 I'd choose you every time. 244 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,550 I have to go. 245 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,396 Not yet, you don't. 246 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,393 For Pete's sake. Will you leave me alone? 247 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,358 This baby would mess with a normal person's mind, 248 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,831 so please hear me when I say that if you get this scan, it will ruin you. 249 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,798 The next year is gonna be a series of endless tests 250 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,189 and I wanna keep that from happening to you, 251 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,477 even if you get free medical treatment the rest of your life. 252 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,677 How can I believe that you even care about me? 253 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,320 How are we doing, Mr Corman? 254 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,836 Bob, we just had our scan. 255 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,030 - You win. - And... 256 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,757 That was our first date. 257 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,196 Next time don't be afraid to put a little feeling into it. 258 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,913 There you go. It's damn sure not about the bet anymore. 259 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,150 You do whatever you want. 260 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,994 I cannot believe you are freaking out about this. 261 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,709 - We are not having wedding pie. - This is so typical of you. 262 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,475 - This whole wedding is about you. - Give me back my wedding planner. 263 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,869 "Frank Sinatra as our first dance." That guy has only got one good song. 264 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,988 You got pink roses. I hate pink. Big-screen TV at the reception. 265 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:49,669 - Big-screen TV at the reception? - I knew you wanted to see the playoffs. 266 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,031 You did that for me? 267 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:58,433 It's amazing how one simple gesture can bring you back from the brink. 268 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,431 Baby. 269 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,677 The U-Haul is parked outside. Everything I own is in it. 270 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,796 Except for this half of my salad tongs. 271 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,555 I was using that to scratch myself on the way over. 272 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,876 This isn't gonna work. 273 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,750 The funny thing about love is you never know how things are gonna work out. 274 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,997 Like me. I lost Elliot, but at least I went down swinging. 275 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,551 What are you doing? 276 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,315 - What are we watching? - Little House on the Prairie. 277 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,517 If you are wondering what this is, it's a list of the hundreds of people 278 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,750 who've signed up for our full-body scan. 279 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,512 Bully for you there, Bob-O. 280 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,956 Sometimes a small victory is enough to get you through the day. 281 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,430 - I didn't get the scan. - I know you didn't, Mr Corman. 282 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,353 Please, call me Harvey. 283 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,795 Harvey Corman? 284 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,633 Doesn't get me as much action as you'd think. 285 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:16,317 Anyway, about that free medical care, I'm gonna need your home number. 286 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,311 Just in case. 287 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,990 - Do you want me to re-invite her? - Do you want her there? 288 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,277 She's too pretty. I want people looking at me. 289 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,797 - She's out. - Dr Turk, meet me in the OR. 290 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,076 - Fat flaps? - You got it. 291 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,278 I love fat flaps. 292 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,476 I love you. 293 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,873 As for me, all I needed was Elliot. 294 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,520 It's just so weird. 295 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,957 My whole future was right there in front of me and I just walked away, 296 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,076 all because of you. 297 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,515 I think you made the right choice. 298 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,478 The problem with people who want what they can't have 299 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,792 is that when they actually get the thing they covet, they don't want it anymore. 300 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,155 But not this guy. 301 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,436 Well, Dr Dorian, you have me. 302 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,797 You finally have me. 303 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,314 Oh, my God. I don't want her.