1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:07,035 I'm a sick man. Last night, after three years of chasing Elliot, 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:11,033 I convinced her to dump her boyfriend, and then realised I don't want her. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,758 What's wrong with me? 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:17,630 She doesn't have to get up till nine, and she's an incredibly heavy sleeper. 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,749 An incredibly heavy sleeper. 6 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,354 I needed to talk to someone who understood me, 7 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,557 someone I had recently been intimate with. 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,872 Not him. 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,155 This is Larry. Larry, this is JD. 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,279 - I'll go put on some underwear. - Please, Larry. 11 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,875 - What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity. 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,678 He's not a celebrity. 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,988 Wait a second. 14 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,594 Are you the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld? 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,352 No. 16 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,476 Say the soup thing. 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,471 Dammit. 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:06,156 We're getting married tomorrow. Why aren't you excited? 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:10,392 We've been here for an hour and you've already said it 13 times. 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,596 But we're getting married tomorrow. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,033 - Have you been working on your vows? - Define "work." 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,159 The difference between special birthday sex and no sex on our wedding night. 23 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,708 I do like the special birthday sex. 24 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,076 When I asked you if you wanted to write your vows, you said yes. 25 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,675 I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch. 26 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,593 How did it go picking up my brother at the airport? 27 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,955 - Sorry, what? - How could you forget him? 28 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,156 You have enough trouble getting along. 29 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,151 Baby, I'm joking. 30 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,233 Marco. The invite said "No dates." 31 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,989 No dates. 32 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,594 The reason I'm here is, first of all, 33 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,114 I wanted to give you back your skull lighter. 34 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:07,035 Secondly, you always seem to have some insight into why I'm so messed up. 35 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,032 I chased Elliot for three years. Now I don't want her. 36 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,510 Maybe you idealise women, and no one lives up to your standards. 37 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,433 - Why would I idealise women? - What's your mom like? 38 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,716 I love you, honey. You're the smartest, handsomest, 39 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,588 sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look, 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,877 you will never find a woman who will love you as much as I do. 41 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,269 I know, Mommy. 42 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,548 - My mom is perfect. - Look, kid, you're just confused. 43 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,598 Just focus on the little things you love about her. 44 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,717 Like the way she puts out a cigarette, 45 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,792 or how when she finishes a beer, she looks inside the can, 46 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,314 just to check if there's any left. 47 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,598 Sweetie, it's five to nine, and my Denver omelette's not gonna make itself. 48 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,035 It's five to nine? I gotta go. 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,918 He is so the Soup Nazi. Trick him. 50 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,595 What is it again? "You're out of luck in the soup department?" 51 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,194 - No soup for you. - Rad. 52 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:26,158 - What are you doing? - Just lying here watching you sleep. 53 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,678 I don't think my hang-up has anything to do with my sexy, amazing mom. 54 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,876 I'm not that much of a commit-a-phobe. 55 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,158 Maybe I don't feel I deserve Elliot because I have low self-esteem. 56 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,518 - You have really nice hands. - Nice? These are the hands of a god. 57 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,989 So it's not the self-esteem thing. 58 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,390 Then Elliot and I got to witness an event that many had spoken of 59 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,038 but none had ever seen. 60 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,429 The arrival of the janitors. 61 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,837 - Good morning. - Is it really? 62 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,115 No, I was kidding. 63 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,390 I'd stay out of his way. He lost the election for union president. 64 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,436 Who won? 65 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,829 Congratulations, sir. 66 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:35,119 Welcome to work, boys. Be the best janitors you can be today. 67 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,510 - No hard feelings, bra? - There's hard feelings. 68 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,231 All right. 69 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,676 What the...? It's like a mechanical vice. 70 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,437 Change is good. 71 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,710 Sweetheart, I slept like a log. 72 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,554 I didn't notice cos I was up all night with Jack. 73 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,517 How do you not scare him? 74 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,912 Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"? 75 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,515 I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey. 76 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,559 Which reminds me, Jimmy's mom called and if you guys win the big game today, 77 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,870 she'll take everybody to Chuck E. Cheese. 78 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,112 I'll buy a whole new wardrobe. To pay for it, we'll sell one of your shoes. 79 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:24,832 Great. We made him cry. If we keep this up, we're gonna scar him for life. 80 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,798 I don't buy into all that new-agey crap. 81 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,158 One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan. 82 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,232 I kept right on going with my birthday party. 83 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,596 I am not fighting with you anymore, ever. 84 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,312 How about this? I love that you get cold when it's 7 1 degrees out, 85 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,039 that it takes you 90 minutes to order a sandwich, 86 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,874 that you get a crinkle above your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts, 87 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,635 that after a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes, 88 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,280 and I love that you are... 89 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:01,273 - Tupac, I was watching that. - Dude, I gotta do my vows. 90 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,079 Come on, man. That was When Harry Met Sally. 91 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,072 - It was a classic. - Yeah, dude. 92 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:11,392 I was gonna rent that the other night, but I remembered I'm a heterosexual. 93 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,994 You couldn't remember to go to the airport. 94 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,117 - You told her? - Yes, he did. 95 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,351 If you two can stop your petty crap for just one second, 96 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:24,831 maybe we can focus on what this wedding weekend is supposed to be about. 97 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,480 - Love. - No. Me. 98 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,755 Promise me you'll get along. 99 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,431 - Idiot. - Tattletale. 100 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,315 - Get out of my face. - What? 101 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,278 The next person to get in my face will wish they hadn't. 102 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,588 Sociopath. 103 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,910 Catch me, stud. 104 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:56,512 Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't. 105 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,591 Cool. 106 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,750 Maybe Elliot's just not the right fit. 107 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:04,355 - I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight. 108 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,477 I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents. 109 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,348 - Or we could shoot rats at the dump. - Dammit. She's perfect on paper. 110 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,829 What the hell's wrong with me? 111 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,951 - What? - Nothing. 112 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,077 I just love the way you drift off in your head sometimes. 113 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,199 I guess the Soup Nazi was right. It is the little things that are important. 114 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,431 Like when Elliot blows the bangs out of her face. 115 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:34,514 Or how she's the only person I know who sneezes with her eyes open. 116 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,637 I realised that I really liked those things about Elliot, 117 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,757 but I didn't love them, and I didn't love her. 118 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,391 You're the best. 119 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,911 See you later. 120 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,871 Oh, boy. 121 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,515 Oh, my God, that board meeting went on forever. 122 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,592 It was so dull, I had to read pamphlets just to stay awake. 123 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,636 I don't have testicular cancer. 124 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,599 Did you come across any pamphlets on People Who Only Work Eight Days a Year 125 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,990 and Then Spend the Other 357 Whining About It? 126 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,709 What part of "I'm not fighting with you anymore" do you not get? 127 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:16,316 If you want someone to fight with, you have to find someone else. 128 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,679 Good. You're wetting down the floor for the older folks. 129 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,035 Please say that you're talking to me. 130 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,676 I don't see anybody else around, soap jockey. 131 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,111 Chew louder. 132 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,310 I need your help, man. It's about Elliot. 133 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,392 - Did you sleep with her again? - How does everybody know? 134 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,517 I'm not in love with her, man. What am I supposed to do? 135 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,309 It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer. 136 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,517 I'd love to help, but I'm in the middle of writing my vows. 137 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:59,879 And all I've got so far is "Let's give it up for the caterers. Good chicken." 138 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,428 Now you're getting married it's all about you? 139 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:06,433 Now that I'm getting married tomorrow it's about me. 140 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,398 Still seems like you can take a minute for a friend. 141 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,869 Shut up, Marco. 142 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,189 - That was a mistake. - You're afraid you can't take me? 143 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,033 No. It's cos of this. Boys. 144 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,150 - You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where? 145 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:33,268 Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers. 146 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,480 That was Father Paul. We can't read our own vows. 147 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,757 We have to use the same Catholic ones like everyone else. 148 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,473 Baby, that sucks, cos I was gonna totally blow you away. 149 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:50,599 Since you guys worked so hard, read them at the rehearsal dinner tonight. 150 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,468 - That's a fantastic idea. Isn't it? - Super. 151 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,597 Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more. 152 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,113 Unfortunately for me, I wasn't in love with Elliot. 153 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,079 But even though it was gonna be tough, I knew exactly what I had to do. 154 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,914 Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight. 155 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,115 Awesome. 156 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,431 I was going to stay with her for the rest of my life. 157 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,278 Once you embrace a relationship and decide you're in, 158 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,477 everything becomes easier, and I am in, baby. 159 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:35,315 - My parents are coming to town. - We must eat with them. 160 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,389 All right. 161 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,519 Thanks for letting me crash at your place while Carla's family's in town. 162 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,955 It's no problem. See you, roomie. 163 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,118 And now we live together. 164 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,112 What the...? 165 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,111 Sheila. 166 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,199 I assume you're saying "Let me out or I'll kill you." Not gonna happen. 167 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,033 I'm in a rare position of power here. 168 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,351 I'm only gonna let you out if you admit that you're my mentor. 169 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,997 I know that makes you angry, but... 170 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,999 I'm fine with whatever you wanna do. 171 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,673 - Why is your mouth red? - Duct tape, morgue drawer. 172 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,274 Don't piss off the janitor. End of story. 173 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,273 I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops? 174 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,715 I can't imagine anything I care less about. 175 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,598 Damn these twisty bottoms. We need more clicky tops. 176 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,389 Not gonna happen. I just told Carla to order 100,000 twisty bottoms. 177 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,870 Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me? 178 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,794 - No, everybody gets the same. - Fine. I'll just take these. 179 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,035 You just bought yourself four weekends on call. 180 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,756 Damn twisty bottoms. 181 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,479 You said you didn't care. Why are you fighting? 182 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,471 I can't stop. 183 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,109 Baby, you mean so much to me. That's why you my baby. 184 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,829 There were babies before you, but I promise you, baby, 185 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,151 you will be my baby forever, baby. 186 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,800 Stop saying "baby." 187 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,034 You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man. 188 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,908 Tell her I couldn't come up with anything, so I guess I don't love her. 189 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,309 - Give me that. - For what? 190 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,789 I'm gonna write your vows for you. 191 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,473 - A clicky top. - Does this mean we're amigos? 192 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,314 No, I love my sister and she deserves to hear something beautiful. 193 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,075 If your life was on the line you couldn't squeeze one eloquent thought 194 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,276 out of that tetherball you call a head. 195 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,112 Thank you. 196 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,668 God, I can't remember the last time I saw you in this suit and tie. 197 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,230 - How can you not remember those... - Oh, God, the two guys. 198 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,470 Their mom was trying to sing that song. 199 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,790 That was so funny. 200 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,475 Until we had to put their horse down. 201 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,312 Poor Cinnamon. 202 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,473 He could run like the wind but his tail couldn't put out that fire. 203 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,074 God, we have so much history together. 204 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,311 It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend. 205 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,710 - Boyfriend? - Should I not have said that? 206 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,189 No, it's just nice to hear it out loud. 207 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,833 And it was nice. Here I was, having my tie tied by this beautiful woman 208 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,195 who happened to be one of my closest friends 209 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,829 and I realised this is what a relationship is supposed to feel like. 210 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,480 There, it's perfect. 211 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,471 It is. 212 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,190 - What's going on with you? - Jordan and I aren't... 213 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,793 - We're not fighting anymore. - How long has this been going on? 214 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,031 Since the baby came along we've been fighting less and less. 215 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,795 Why don't you get a hotel room, pour some nice champagne, get in a tub, 216 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,792 and rip each other new ones, make it special. 217 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,111 - She won't go for that. - You have to do something. 218 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,760 No, I don't, you jackass. 219 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,075 Sweetie, I'm getting married tomorrow. 220 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,071 Please? 221 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:20,355 And most of all, I wish our mom was with us tonight. 222 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,793 Not because she was taken too early, 223 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,758 but because she would see how happy you've made me 224 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,070 and she would love you forever for that. 225 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,435 And Christopher? 226 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,149 I've made mistakes in my life, but you've managed to erase them all, 227 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,313 because each and every one of them has led me to you. 228 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,274 That's a hard act to follow. 229 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,472 I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out, 230 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,473 I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, 231 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,189 that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts. 232 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,272 Like you got right now. Just like that one. 233 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,148 I love that you're the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep. 234 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,675 Dude, I'm working here. 235 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,919 It's not because I'm Ionely, and it's not because it's our rehearsal dinner. 236 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,949 When you realise you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone, 237 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,157 you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 238 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,956 - Turk? - Yeah, baby? 239 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,600 That's the speech from When Harry Met Sally. 240 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,194 - Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop. 241 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,113 - It's for us. You suck at Scrabble. - Do I look mad? 242 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,749 You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell. 243 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,276 - Is that a frown? - What else you got? 244 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,353 When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, when you sleep, I turn it off. 245 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,477 Give it up. There's nothing you can say. 246 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,478 You and your mother are basically the same person. 247 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,917 What did you say? I will kill you. 248 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,514 You don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore, 249 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,910 but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together. 250 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,560 You are an unpredictable, passionate person 251 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,313 and you challenge me each and every day. 252 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,154 That's the reason I can imagine being with you when I'm 70 and you're 65, 253 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,629 and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29. 254 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,314 - My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad. 255 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,389 Oh, my God, my future brother-in-law is an evil genius. 256 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,711 I'm gonna go check on Sally. 257 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,711 Not funny yet. 258 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,713 - You haven't broken up with her yet. - I've decided to stay with her forever. 259 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,715 I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her. 260 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,475 If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice 261 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,916 from someone whose fiancée is currently speaking to him. 262 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,515 Give me some champagne. I need a victory sip. 263 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,910 Cheers. You're making a big mistake. 264 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,116 Elliot and I are like best friends. 265 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,158 We love hanging out with each other. Maybe that's love. 266 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,516 - Who knows what love really is? - I do. 267 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:28,072 When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans. 268 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,436 - I see a beer gut. On me, not her. - I hope so. 269 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:36,310 But you know what's really weird? None of that stuff scares me, not even... 270 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:41,554 - Dude, I'm trying to make a point here. - You should stand up and say that. 271 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,228 When I look into your eyes, I see the future. 272 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,998 I see kids. I see minivans. 273 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,991 You name it, I see it. 274 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,958 The weird thing is, though, 275 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,077 as long as I see your smile, none of that stuff scares me. 276 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,391 Listening to Turk made me think a lot about love. 277 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,630 Sometimes it can be hard to understand. 278 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,995 Why not say you felt that way, dumb ass? 279 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,278 You're so much like your mother you wouldn't have listened anyway. 280 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,674 - No biting. - Just take it, you girl. 281 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,157 Other times, love's obvious. 282 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:36,635 Anyway, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me, 283 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,633 but I promise I will try to show you 284 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,075 for the rest of my life. 285 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,751 I love you. 286 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,797 Aren't they amazing? 287 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,791 I don't love you. 288 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,315 What? 289 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,517 - Please don't cry. - I won't. 290 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,233 Oh, God, someone call 911. 291 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,470 Can I get a little more wine, please? 292 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,469 This chicken is fantastic.