1 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,471 My shift hasn't started. Try that guy. 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,869 That guy right there? All right. Thank you. 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,596 A lot's been going on the last two weeks. 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,638 Turk and Carla got married, that short guy hurt his hand, 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,156 and since I broke Elliot's heart, I was trying to smooth things over. 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,913 Hey, buddy. What's with the giant needle? 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,751 We still had some work to do. 8 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,871 Where was I? Oh, yeah. The hospital also had a new attending psychiatrist... 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,509 ... Dr Molly Clock. 10 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,396 This is a really windy hospital. 11 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,552 I'm sorry. I was drying up a patient's urine. 12 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,155 I'm kind of a favourite around here. 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,915 Not only was Dr Clock easy on the eyes, but she was an excellent shrink. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,629 Mr Whitcomb is in a psychotic break from self-discontinuation of his meds. 15 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,358 Get him on a haloperidol IV stat. 16 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,317 I also heard she was a little spacey. 17 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,231 So where were we? 18 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,880 We weren't talking. 19 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,157 Was it cos of something you did? I'm over it. I don't remember it. 20 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,595 No, I mean, like, we've never talked. Ever. 21 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,636 - How do I know your name? - You don't. 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,950 - You're freakin' me out, Jimmy. - Johnny. 23 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,917 Why say Johnny? You hate Johnny! 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,790 I'm gonna commit it to my memory forever. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,233 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 26 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,072 - OK, Johnny. - Damn it! 27 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,869 I'm meeting so many people, and I haven't really gotten to know anybody. 28 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,030 Let's talk. I'm not going anywhere. 29 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,509 Great! Oh, thanks. OK... 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,038 Excuse me. 31 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,395 Turk's back from his honeymoon! 32 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,112 Nice to meet you. 33 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,431 Turk! Hi! 34 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,392 - Go ahead. - JD! 35 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,958 Maybe someday he'll love me like that. 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,270 He's here! Turk! 37 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,913 JD! 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,195 Turk! 39 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 40 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,674 Dude! 41 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,433 Stay right there! I'm so excited! 42 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,550 - How'd this happen? Holler! - The roof! 43 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,394 All right, look, from now on, we're calling this roof A. 44 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,038 Got it! 45 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,709 Turk! 46 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,512 The eagle! So, how are you, man? 47 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,637 Well, well, well, what do we have here? 48 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,871 The newlyweds. And hey, Carla. 49 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,077 Mark my words, the first year of marriage is a real treat. 50 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,752 Do you remember ours? 51 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,876 The silly fighting for control. 52 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,872 - You broke my jaw! - You gotta stop that back talk early. 53 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,428 - Come on, glass jaw. - Duck and move, Gandhi. 54 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,195 Here it is. Watch it. Oh! Duck and move. 55 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,271 Ignore him, baby. 56 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,591 We have a great relationship. Nothing's gonna change. 57 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:21,151 Over the next few days, Carla started to change everything. 58 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,073 Hey, dude, get us some more ice cream. 59 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,958 First of all, this is a Rice Dream. 60 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,758 Ricey. 61 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,389 Secondly, I can't get out of these chairs she got. Am I using it right? 62 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,712 These bowls Carla bought don't hold a lot. I can barely get my spoon in it. 63 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,395 Hey, JD, although we do appreciate the wedding gift, 64 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,189 Turk and I decided we don't want this Sugar Hill Gang alarm clock. 65 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,508 We don't? 66 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,869 I got it. 67 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,594 I got it. I'm OK. Don't... Here goes... 68 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,074 I'm still in the chair! It's like a bear trap! 69 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,389 As I fondled Katya, my pillow girlfriend, 70 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,789 I thought about how things had changed for us. 71 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,075 I had almost forgotten that when I wake up, 72 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,833 it'll be the start of my last week as a resident. 73 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,591 Now what you hear is not a dream 74 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,750 So listen up You nappy head 75 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,717 Yo, hear my rhyme It's wake-up time 76 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,756 So get your white ass out of bed 77 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,512 Snooze. 78 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,558 Don't look at me. It just fell. Please, please, please, please? 79 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,437 Proceed unmolested. 80 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,830 I knew he'd buy it, cos today feels like one of those great days. 81 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,070 People were getting to know each other. 82 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,196 Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. 83 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,829 Fantastic. Get off my face. 84 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,831 My last week of residency had begun. 85 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,150 In seven days, I'd be a full-fledged doctor. 86 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,199 It felt special to me, and I had a hunch it meant a lot to one other person. 87 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,918 Yes, milady? 88 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,673 So? You feelin' all like bleaaah? 89 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,469 That depends. Does "bleaaah" mean confused and incredibly annoyed? 90 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,712 It's our last week together. The JD and Cox train is pulling into the station. 91 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,678 You must have a metaphor you want to use. Hit me with it. 92 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,716 I suppose I could riff a list of things 93 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,633 that I care as little about as our last week together. 94 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,711 Let me see... 95 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,394 Low-carb diets, Michael Moore, 96 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,550 the Republican National Convention, 97 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,871 Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 98 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,872 Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 99 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,919 The OC, UN, recycling, Danny Gans, Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, 100 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,230 Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, 101 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,073 the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, 102 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,039 every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, 103 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,951 everything, everything, 104 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,713 everything that exists, past, present and future, 105 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,792 in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 106 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,519 And Hugh Jackman. 107 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,832 Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. How dare he? 108 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,558 I missed you guys so much. 109 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,677 Come over tonight, we're looking at wedding pictures. 110 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,639 There's this picture of me after I got sick off my third champagne and Red Bull 111 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,073 and my hair's sexy messy. 112 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,311 The photographer said he could airbrush the puke off my dress. 113 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,392 - Already made doubles. - You rock! 114 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,995 So is JD going to be there tonight? 115 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,672 Can't you come over anyway? 116 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,992 Mind if I eat with you? 117 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,390 I don't wanna sit alone and sing to my food like a crazy person. 118 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,391 - Oh, my gosh. I do that. - No way! 119 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,870 Mostly pop songs, you know, unless I'm eating soul food. 120 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,633 - Where's your food? - Oh, shoot. 121 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,837 Elliot, we'll do something later this week, the two of us. 122 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,478 OK. 123 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,953 That is not my food. But I'm not getting up again. 124 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,952 - I wouldn't. - Chicken salad, oh, yeah 125 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,031 Looks good. 126 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,079 I gotta go. See you. 127 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,437 It's strange feeling alone when a month ago, I was part of this tight group. 128 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,080 Yeah. I had tons of friends at my old hospital. 129 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,878 I've got to meet some new people. 130 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,713 Do you want to get a cup of coffee tonight? 131 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,634 Can't. I'm hitting the Internet hard and going on a friend hunt. 132 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,992 Oh, chicken salad You're tasty 133 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,753 You're food to be eaten that's good 134 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,149 When you get back from surgery, Mrs Grodberg, 135 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,834 we'll play Scrabble, and this time I'll beat you. 136 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:54,675 Of course you'll beat her. She's having half her brain removed. 137 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,752 JD? A little problem this morning with Malik. 138 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,035 Our car? Is it bad? 139 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,990 Hey, AAA? I need a pickup on the corner of 4th and... 140 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,510 You know what? You'll see it. 141 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,354 Ah, Malik. Lots of memories in that old car. 142 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,556 - Of what? - Driving, mostly. 143 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,629 Beep beep. 144 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,635 Why don't we pool our money together and buy a nice, cute, little Mini Cooper? 145 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,517 Baby, a Mini Cooper? 146 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,397 The most amazing thing happened. 147 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:33,553 I'll tell you what, Turk. Why don't you go pick out our car? 148 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,790 Carla let Turk make a decision. 149 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,270 OK. But baby, you should know that it's not gonna be a Mini. 150 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,237 There ain't nothin' mini about me. 151 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,436 - There isn't. - There isn't! 152 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:51,831 Mr Radford, if you keep turning down therapy, you'll never get out of bed. 153 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,353 I'm tired. 154 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,954 I know, but I would love it if you'd at least try. 155 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,508 Haunting. 156 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,272 Drink your juice, Mr Blass. 157 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:16,876 Mr Blass has Pick's disease, similar in presentation to multi-infarct dementia. 158 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,791 He likes to sing when he gets up, 159 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,111 and the weird thing is, Johnny, he captures the mood of the room. 160 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,351 Take a stand on this Johnny thing before it becomes permanent. 161 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,433 It's JD for John Dorian. So John. But Johnny's fine. It's cool. 162 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,839 What's wrong with you? 163 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,878 You were having some trouble motivating your patient. 164 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,794 I published a paper on motivation methodology in post-operative seniors. 165 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,111 - So if you want, I could help. - What floor? 166 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,156 Oh, my God, we're on an elevator. 167 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,711 I appreciate the offer, but there's a special doctor I use when I need help, 168 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,917 and he'd be pretty pissed if I didn't come to him first. 169 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,073 Why, Marishka? Why insist on bothering me with these things? 170 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,754 You love it. One more time, for nostalgia's sake. 171 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,831 You see my patient, teach me a lesson 172 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,071 and then the music plays. In my head, it sounds like this: 173 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,714 Dr Cox, can I borrow you for a minute? 174 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,109 Borrow me? Dear heart, you'd be rescuing me. 175 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,079 Newbie, you're on your own. Get used to it. 176 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,909 I'll prove why my first year of marriage isn't gonna be as hard as yours was. 177 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,673 You're setting the bar low on that one there. 178 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,069 - I'm smarter than you. - In relationships? 179 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,434 - In everything. - Right. 180 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,478 Though I make the decisions, when I sense Turk is upset, 181 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,075 I throw him a decision that means nothing to me. Like buying a new car. 182 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,994 As long as it's got four wheels and air conditioning, I'm happy. 183 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,072 Check it, baby! Scooters. 184 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,549 Fantastic. It's too good. 185 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,352 He's a drinker. 186 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:07,389 Clever. JD, this is so unfair. I never get to see Turk and Carla anymore. 187 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,393 It's like we got divorced and you keep the friends because you live with them. 188 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,950 It just feels like you guys are part of some gang. 189 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,238 Elliot, you're overreacting. We're not some kind of gang, OK? 190 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,594 OK. 191 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,352 Wolverines... 192 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,714 ...let's roll! 193 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,552 That joyride around the hospital made me realise two things. 194 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,996 First, it's a bad idea to take a full bladder out on your hog. 195 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,789 Also, I had to draw upon my medical experience to get Mr Radford out of bed. 196 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,155 They're showing Cocoon in the chapel! 197 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,595 I'm not a big Guttenberg fan. 198 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,319 You're the only one, cos people are going crazy. 199 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,439 Akbar, Akbar, Akbar. 200 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,909 Oh, Johnny! 201 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,638 Run away with me? 202 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,551 I was looking at Mr Radford's chart. 203 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:02,428 I know you're new, but that's my patient's chart, and no one touches it. 204 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,398 Except for him. Yes! I knew he couldn't stay away! 205 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,313 I'm Molly, and I tagged in with the Mr Radford thing... 206 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,391 Molly, Molly. You lost me at hello. 207 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,198 Wow. No touchie. 208 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,909 Fair enough. Mr Radford, do I understand that you have pain issues, 209 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,959 - but you don't want physical therapy? - I just don't have it in me. 210 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,759 Here comes the magic. He always gives me goose bumps. 211 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,593 OK, then. I sure hope you're comfortable in that bed, 212 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:30,356 cos you're gonna be in one just like it for the rest of your natural-born life. 213 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,589 What the hell was that? 214 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,150 That was me talking to a patient who has thrown in the towel. 215 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,518 You can't save everyone. Start working with people who want your help. 216 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,433 That's what I will be doing. 217 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,794 Goose bumps? 218 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,348 They're small. You can't see them. 219 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,715 Oh, Mrs Grodberg, "jzilbek" is not a word. 220 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,313 I'm still beating you. 221 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,109 I'm glad your surgery went OK and you have your A game. I don't care who wins. 222 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,679 Half a brain, damn it! 223 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,988 Good night, Giselle. 224 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,638 Dr Cox? 225 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,475 I'm not ready to give up on Mr Radford. 226 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,757 You want me to give my "things I don't care about speech" again? 227 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,913 I've updated it to include all white guys who add "izzle" to anything. 228 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,116 I agrizzle, my nizzle. 229 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,273 Go home and get in bed. I'm betting your friend Mr Radford's already in his. 230 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,430 I'll see you. 231 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,314 Well, sweetheart, you're here early. 232 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,154 I didn't have plans last night, so I went to bed at 8.00 and woke up at 4.00, 233 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,198 realised the sunrise looks beautiful through the trees, 234 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,510 and my neighbour gets his paper in the nude. 235 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,114 And that he needs to lose, like, 900 pounds. 236 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,636 The appropriate response is, "Yes, I am here early." 237 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:04,397 It's called "small talk." Not "my depressing life in 30 seconds." 238 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:09,952 I am not depressed, sir! In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today! 239 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,869 Oh, shut up! 240 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,396 Did you tell my patient to shut up? Cos that seems not very doctor-y. 241 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,717 No. I mean, I said it like those high school girls do in the mall. 242 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,791 "Oh, shut up!" 243 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,473 I should go. 244 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,952 Kick it, Mr Blass. 245 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,480 Ring around the janitor Pocket full of... 246 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,994 - Funny. Pocket full of what? - Zanitors. 247 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,832 Not a word. 248 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,475 - Why the giant X? - Why the stupid face? 249 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,709 Touché. 250 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,597 You knocked that exit sign down. 251 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:14,276 I'm sure I can expect an appropriate response. Shoot me in the neck. 252 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,432 Sounds like fun, but no. Our game is over, buddy. 253 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,991 Your residency is coming to a close and that's it. Nothing left to do, but... 254 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,270 What can I say? It's been... 255 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,954 ...horrifying. - Thank you. 256 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,191 This is kind of cool. Maybe we can be friends. 257 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,669 - Like hunting squirrels? - I've never tried it. 258 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,639 Easiest thing in the world. All you need is walnuts and a boxing glove. 259 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,234 And the day just got better from there. 260 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,754 Mostly because Mr Radford had the same "screw you, Dr Cox" attitude I had. 261 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,115 Good stuff, Mr Radford. I'm proud of you. 262 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,474 I hate you. 263 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,269 Excuse me, doctor. I dropped a nickel in that therapy whirlpool. 264 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,952 Could you get it for me? 265 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,989 OK, but stand back. These things can be pretty dangerous. 266 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,552 Oh, boy... 267 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,558 Turn it off! Turn it off! 268 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,548 Are they shooting a "geeks of Sacred Heart" calendar out here? 269 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,234 Actually, no. I almost drowned diving for a nickel, 270 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,312 but I'm sure you're more interested in conspiracy theories 271 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,109 about gangs and friend-stealing. Peace out. 272 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,635 Why did you kick my scooter? 273 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,395 Why? All you Americans are bullies. 274 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,313 That is why the whole world hates you. 275 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,439 Easy, Massimo. She's gonna fix it. Go inside, I'll meet you in my office. 276 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,190 He's not even Italian. 277 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,511 I'm sorry. Look, you wouldn't understand. 278 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,797 No, I get it. You're feeling lonely. You're feeling rejected. 279 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,998 Most people around here won't talk to me, and even Johnny won't take my help. 280 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,274 Who's Johnny? 281 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:07,148 He's a resident, has gelled-up hair, and he's in a motorcycle gang. 282 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,593 I knew it! 283 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,830 You act like everyone's boxing you out, 284 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,276 but you wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me. 285 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,476 Peace out, baby. 286 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,028 Why is everybody saying that? 287 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,513 Great news, baby! I just picked your grandparents up from the airport! 288 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,593 Hang on, Nana! Hang on, Grandpa! 289 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,517 Not only did I get them home, I lost six pounds! 290 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,198 Give me those stupid keys! 291 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,671 That's what I think of your scooters. 292 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,320 No more bugs in my teeth, no more helmet head, 293 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,710 no more making deals with God every time a truck passes me. 294 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,518 It's over! That's it! 295 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:55,076 - What the hell just happened? - You got married, Turkelton. 296 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,913 That, my friends, is Mr Radford getting out of bed. 297 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,309 And that's Mr Radford falling back into bed, 298 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,630 but still enough to rub it in Dr Cox's face. 299 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,076 I wouldn't do that unless you want him to rub your face in it. 300 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,232 Did you not see what happened? Or do you not get face-rubbing? 301 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,436 It's more than a way to memorise names. 302 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,593 Johnny, what Dr Cox did was classic reverse psychology. And so's this. 303 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,798 Behavioural modification can be brought about through classic conditioning. 304 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,440 Reverse psychology? Nothing? 305 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,910 - That kills at psychiatric conferences. - I must go to one of those. 306 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,675 Look, isn't it possible that Dr Cox tricked you as a motivational ploy? 307 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,159 Hmm... no. 308 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,516 After he said there was no hope, didn't you both work harder? 309 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,830 No. You're like a crazy person. 310 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:44,118 I'll tell you something else. Dr Cox is a textbook, closed-off alpha male. 311 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,590 You can try forever, but you're never gonna get that hug you want. 312 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,399 Excuse me, I'm not a child. I'm a doctor. 313 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,153 And I'll get that hug. 314 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,991 Hey! Watch it! 315 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,669 Hot! 316 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,876 - I... - Hot! Hot! 317 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,234 ...brought you coffee. 318 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,756 It's burning. It's like fire. 319 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,077 Baby, I know you don't want to return the scooters. 320 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,948 Can't this wait till after my scooter club's fall trip through Maine? 321 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,235 - No, Turk! - Man! 322 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,995 Look, you're a husband now. When you make decisions 323 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,390 you're supposed to think about what we need, not what you want. 324 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,598 It doesn't seem like you're doing that. You gave away my clock, sold my chairs, 325 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,274 and what is up with these ridiculously tiny bowls? 326 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,396 They're sake cups, Jethro! 327 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,550 I knew that. 328 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,518 Everything I do, Turk, I do it for us. 329 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,353 Oh, yeah? Then why does Rowdy smell like daisies? 330 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,477 Cos I had him filled with potpourri. 331 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,558 - You can keep the scooters. - That's what I'm talking about. 332 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,791 - Marriage is gonna be tricky. - Yeah. 333 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,511 Thanks. 334 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,910 - How are your thighs? - They're very hot and pink. 335 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,911 Do you want me to rub ointment on them? 336 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,435 It's OK. 337 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,237 Weird. 338 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,072 Look at that. I knew I smelled that odd combination of fear and baby powder. 339 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,196 How does he know about my belly rash? 340 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,114 Look, Dr Cox, I know you were using reverse psychology with Mr Radford. 341 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,918 - You do, do you? - Yes! 342 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,629 I figured it out without anyone helping me or explaining it to my face. 343 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,794 Well, nubile one, your last lesson and you didn't even need it. 344 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,353 Three years and it's finally over. 345 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,989 I know what you want. I do. 346 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,359 Come here. 347 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,513 Oh, my God, it's finally happening. Don't miss a moment. Take it all in. 348 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,313 Good God, Fantasia. You don't actually think I'm done teaching you, do you? 349 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,551 The only difference between today and tomorrow 350 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,154 is that when you wake up and start killing people 351 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,196 no one can say, "He's just a resident." 352 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,068 What they're gonna be wondering is who tried to educate your sorry ass, 353 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,913 and when that finger of blame points in my direction, 354 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,837 I had damn sure better be in a coma 355 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,435 from the anger stroke I suffered after you last tried to hug me. 356 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,673 Oh, and... 357 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,990 Don't be late tomorrow... 358 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,798 ...Doctor. 359 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,996 Whether or not you survive in a hospital 360 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,390 is all about how you handle your relationships. 361 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,277 Whether it's a brand-new one... 362 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,918 ... or an old one you need to figure out all over again. 363 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,638 Oh, my God! 364 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,269 - I can't believe you did this! - Yeah. 365 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,557 It's even mini-er than I imagined. 366 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,953 But what about you? 367 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,429 Don't worry. I got it covered. Check it out. 368 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:38,039 As for me, it was my relationships that got me through my residency. 369 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,594 Bull's-eye! 370 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,194 We're not done with our thing yet, are we? 371 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,750 Nope. For you, it's all just beginning. 372 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,314 The weird thing is, he was right. 373 00:23:01,305 --> 00:24:01,905 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP