1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,391 I was a little nervous today. 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:08,678 Maybe it was because I had no idea who this guy on the back of my bike was. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,959 - See ya tomorrow! - Will do. 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,831 Or maybe I was nervous because at 3.00 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,514 Dr Cox was gonna name me the new chief resident. 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,717 How do I know? Well, I'm the only one who applied. 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,519 But I'm also the only one who's focused enough to... 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,272 Oh, God! 9 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,112 Let me get this straight. You crash into their truck, and they drive you to work? 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,713 We didn't come straight here. 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,749 Come on, Dorian, you gotta want it! 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,751 Hold up. They made you move furniture? 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,432 It wasn't all bad. 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,954 Bubble wrap! Bubble wrap! 15 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:54,789 Dr Molly Clock, the new attending psychiatrist. 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,792 Yes, she was hot! But I wasn't a fan. 17 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,077 She's always calling me Johnny. Also, she wasn't very nice. 18 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,879 Sit with us. We'll make room, even if I have to stand. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,110 What a bitch. 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,997 Plus, she's always with Elliot, 21 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,958 and since I dumped her, we weren't getting along great. 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,031 Anybody got any extra ketchup packets? 23 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,872 Thank you, Elliot. 24 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,599 What are you gonna do now your residencies are over? 25 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,159 I'm still a resident. 26 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,549 Dr Kelso said I'm the first medical resident 27 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,189 to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital. 28 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,669 - That's a bad thing. - I'm staying positive. 29 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,797 I'm starting my endocrinology and metabolism fellowship. 30 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,714 I'm looking forward to cataloguing the genetic variations of hirsutism. 31 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,316 Really? Excuse me for taking an interest in hormonal regulatory research... 32 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,874 I still think you'd make a good chief resident. 33 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,758 For the five-billionth time, I'm not interested. 34 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,991 - You'd be a great chief resident. - You do? 35 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,798 - I just said that. - I know. 36 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,677 Sorry, ladies. Job's taken. 37 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,876 Dr Cox is naming ass-face here at 3.00. 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,030 - It's too late. - Maybe it's not too late. 39 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,076 - Yeah, it is, Carla. - Maybe it's not. 40 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,230 - You're right. - What the hell? 41 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,471 - They're against you. - I'm invisible, I'm invisible... 42 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,915 - Dr Cox? - Goddamn it! 43 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,514 Can I still be considered for the chief residency? 44 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,431 She asked, without a prayer. 45 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,875 Sure. Why not? 46 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,829 Raise it, raise it 47 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,878 And grind it Grind it, grind it 48 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,279 You OK, buddy? 49 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,590 I just needed to talk to someone. 50 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,875 Tough break, JD. 51 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,112 You've dreamed of being chief resident since you were a boy in Trotwood, Ohio. 52 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,350 What? How does he know that? 53 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,158 Thank you, Frank. 54 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:45,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 55 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,951 What do you think, Perry? 56 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,670 Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea. 57 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,593 - Excuse us, Lyle. - Come on, newbie. 58 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,309 - Hey, do you have a magazine? - Not in me... I mean, on me. 59 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,750 That young man's father is very important. 60 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,035 Don't tell me. He donated a wing. 61 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,759 - He donated a wing, thigh and a breast. - Sir? 62 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,718 Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken. 63 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,628 Please, sir, I totally get that. How could a hospital be a chicken? 64 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,119 Focus on nothing else. 65 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,956 What a jerk. 66 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,119 When Elliot asked if she could run for chief resident, that was a goof, right? 67 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,236 Ran all those tests on Mr Landesman. 68 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,754 Top-notch work there, Barbie. She's good. 69 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,038 She's very, very, very good. 70 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,031 Oh. Sorry. Where were we? 71 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,715 I am a professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot. 72 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,075 Well, JoJo, right now she's winning. 73 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,436 Let me know how to get on top. I'll do anything. Even if I have to kill! 74 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,195 Start by getting the light bulb out of this genius's pooper. 75 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,395 Impress me. 76 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,550 Oh, I'll impress you! 77 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,795 Hit the water! 78 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,559 I'll impress him some other way. Doug! Stay positive. 79 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,193 Awesome! 80 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,111 Perry. I have a cousin named Perry. 81 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,830 Actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff. 82 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,753 That's funny. I have an uncle named "Stop bothering me." 83 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,034 Interesting. 84 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,193 Dr Kelso said that since psychiatrists are the Wal-Mart greeters of medicine, 85 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,475 I need to publish a paper to earn my keep. 86 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,519 I'm going to do a study about conflict resolution between hospital personnel, 87 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,716 and I was wondering if I could observe you. 88 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,358 Look, "doctor," 89 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:48,036 us real doctors are here to work, so there's not a whole lot of conflict. 90 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:52,477 My day is already bad enough on account of I gotta tell Mr Roman that he... 91 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,269 Oh, my God. Mr Roman doesn't need to have surgery. 92 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:01,115 I never get to give good news. 93 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:05,238 Subject elongates words when excited. 94 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,038 Mr Roman, great news! 95 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,112 I don't need surgery. Dr Turk just told me. 96 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:14,597 You should've seen him. He was so happy he started dancing in his bed. 97 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,433 It was sort of, like... From the waist up. 98 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,154 You stole my moment, and you will pay. 99 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,351 Oh, this is good. 100 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,478 Molly helped me fill out my chief resident application, 101 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,198 so, gonna give it to Dr Cox. 102 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,032 There you go, working girl. 103 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,556 I told Elliot a million times that she would be a good chief resident, 104 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,959 but she just ignored me. 105 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,873 - Maybe she's racist. - Whatever. It's fine. 106 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,032 It's not like all my friends are gonna go to Molly for advice. 107 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:53,193 If you want to talk about your husband, we can go to my office now. 108 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,915 Excuse me. 109 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,516 When Turk told me he pissed Dr Cox off by stealing his moment, 110 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,477 I decided not to share it with Elliot. 111 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,189 Dr Cox, can you look at my patient's rash? It's weird. 112 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:15,479 I'd love to look at your patient's rash, but also, if time allows, 113 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,109 maybe we could go over some preliminary ideas for your wedding dress. 114 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,037 I have sketches in my locker. 115 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,590 Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged. 116 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:29,515 Unless someone is dying, and note, dying, not dead, I'm not interested. 117 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,912 And PS, a real strong showing for a chief resident candidate. 118 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,150 God almighty. 119 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,356 Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though. 120 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,273 Well, I'm off to Pilates. 121 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,158 I didn't feel bad. A lot of people were playing dirty. 122 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,596 I told him all about the surgery and he's good to go. 123 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,035 So what do you say we yank out that gallbladder? 124 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,680 That's the way you tell me I need major surgery? 125 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,988 You said you told him. 126 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,911 Why would I steal your moment? 127 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,595 Except for maybe because payback is a bitch. 128 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,158 Have one, baby. You'll feel better. 129 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,596 Turk, I heard your conflict with Dr Cox escalated. 130 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,478 He's starting to look like the break-out character, 131 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,391 the one people love to hate. 132 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,790 In my opinion, it is more effective to address the situation 133 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:27,954 than it is to become self-destructive by overindulging a sweet tooth. 134 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,789 She's right. 135 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,791 Eat that cookie or we'll divorce. 136 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,599 - Baby, I'm not hungry now. - Eat it. 137 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,194 - What? - It's 3.00. 138 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,510 3.00's when you announce new chief... 139 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,433 Barbie, you're chief resident. 140 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,950 - Very funny. - So not joking. 141 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,477 Oh, my God. Now I know how Liza Minnelli felt. 142 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,951 When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay pan-faced alien. 143 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,712 Newbie, how you doin'? 144 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,916 Keep it together. It's "be a man" time. 145 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,516 No, no, I totally understand. Come on. You did what you had to do. 146 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,592 You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. 147 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,795 I do have three questions, though. 148 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,678 Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? 149 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,079 Who's gonna tell my mom? 150 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,832 And what am I supposed to do 151 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,869 with 10,000 "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards? 152 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,714 Yeah, Scarlett, you're chief resident too. 153 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,153 What, now? 154 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,356 With her being ridiculously book smart 155 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,079 to the point where she has no interpersonal skills 156 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,197 and you being cuddly as an un-potty-trained labradoodle 157 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,478 and as useful in medical situations as an un-potty-trained labradoodle, 158 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:51,429 together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor... 159 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,080 ...slash labradoodle. 160 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,470 So if we'll both be chief residents, why didn't you just say that? 161 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,439 What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life. Walk with me. 162 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,268 John Dorian, Chief Resident. 163 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,836 Elliot and I doing this together is gonna be a little tough. 164 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,673 - We're going through a rough patch. - I get that. 165 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:20,153 What you need to do is give each other tons of space. Here's your office. 166 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,070 Well. Enjoy. 167 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,394 Maybe I wasn't clear. This patient is important. 168 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,914 Translation: Don't pass him off to dumb guy. 169 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,319 I take issue with that. 170 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,834 You were gathering a group of large orderlies 171 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,229 to get the light bulb out by doing what? 172 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,198 - Shaking him like a beach towel. - Goodbye. 173 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:48,592 Last chance, Perry. Fix this kid. 174 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,638 I paged a surgical consult. 175 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,358 Of course you did. 176 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,829 I heard this guy's got a light bulb up his arse. 177 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,480 Are you the surgical consult? 178 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:02,758 No. I'm not even working today. I just want to ask him four questions. 179 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:08,119 Whazzup?! Dr Tizzurk is in the hizzouse... 180 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,036 Conflict is everywhere, 181 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,954 whether it's out in the open or bubbling just under the surface. 182 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,555 By doing this study I realised some of the most interesting conflicts 183 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,155 are when one of the parties doesn't realise they're in a fight. 184 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,468 Really? 185 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,552 I guess the only thing to do when you're in the middle of it 186 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,790 is to hope that nothing makes it worse. 187 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,190 Cleaning time! Don't worry, I'll go fast. 188 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,228 That one got away. 189 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,356 - It burns! - Ammonia burns? 190 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,031 Write that down. 191 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:49,358 I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk. 192 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,919 Elliot, I can hear you. 193 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,594 This situation would be perfect for my study. 194 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,194 - Oh, no. - Don't worry. Everyone's anonymous. 195 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,271 I'm only using initials. You'll be JD. 196 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,510 Great. Maybe we could make it permanent. 197 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,955 - Johnny. - Of course not. 198 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,032 The way I see it, you guys can get past it and talk like adults, 199 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,395 or you can behave like petty children. 200 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,879 We decided to go petty. 201 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,635 Instead of sharing you, we're gonna separate you into two resident teams 202 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,950 so that JD and I never have to see each other. 203 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,635 - I'll take Doug. - Yes! Suck on that. 204 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,915 Thanks, JD. First pick. 205 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,275 You're the only one whose name I know. 206 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,999 - I'll take Indian Elvis. - Yes! 207 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,514 - Pick the hot chick. - Shut up, Doug! 208 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,192 We'll take the hot chick. 209 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,472 - Name's Amy, actually. - John Dorian, Chief Resident. 210 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,516 Website's on the back. 211 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,989 I've got a two-hour break between patients. 212 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,550 Do you want to grab lunch? Or dinner? I'm not sure what time it is. 213 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,074 Elliot and I weren't the only ones to go petty. 214 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,993 You know what? I have a barbecue to go to. 215 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,991 Why don't you meet me there? 216 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,911 Cool. 217 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,674 - Hey, are you Todd? - Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,036 - Carla said you're having a barbecue. - No. But stick around. 219 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,315 I'll see if we can get something cookin'. 220 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,836 - This is Pat and Frank from 4G. - Hi. I'm Molly. 221 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,795 And you're naked. 222 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,677 Uh-huh. 223 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,194 Awesome. 224 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,511 Why don't we just reach up there and tug that bad boy out? 225 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,751 It's not a rabbit in a hat. If you tug on it, it's going to break, 226 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,150 and if it breaks, he's going to need surgery, and if you perform it, 227 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,196 then he's going to need a casket. 228 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,671 So why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrives? 229 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,194 I thought nobody wanted to take the case. 230 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,956 At first, but now that it's a hospital mystery, every jackass in the joint 231 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,237 is going to want to come in here and give their two cents' worth. 232 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,195 If we could just find the lamp the bulb came from. 233 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,748 Leon's trained to retrieve things. 234 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,797 That's why my wife and I use candles. 235 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,395 Zeltzer, you are the most disturbing man I've ever met in my life. 236 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,075 Oh, stop it. Hey, are you and your wife open-minded? 237 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,789 That's it! I want everybody to get out who is not an expert on light bulbs. 238 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,635 Go on, get out. Out, out, out! 239 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,233 What are you still doing here? 240 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,108 What you have there is an A-21 bulb on an E-26 base, 241 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,556 burning 100 watts, putting out about 130 volts. 242 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,959 You're helping me. 243 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,508 Not so fast. You're working with me, tall man. 244 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,919 Actually, no. 245 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,709 If I had the time, maybe, but I've got a room to clean. 246 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,754 Keep up, people. We got pre-rounds to do. 247 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,195 Get the lead out, Elvis. 248 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,752 OK, she's gone. 249 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,116 Now, I've heard some rumours there's been some fraternising 250 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,918 with some of Dr Reid's residents. 251 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,391 I don't want to mention any names, but, Slobodan, enough of that crap! 252 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,152 Watch your ass. 253 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,516 Now, come on, you nerds. 254 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,717 Carla, Todd has something he wants to say to you. 255 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,791 I'm sorry if I ever demeaned you. 256 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,916 My feelings about women were warped 257 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,037 by a very unhealthy relationship with my mother. 258 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,633 We made out once. 259 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,558 That's good, Todd. Keep going. 260 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,518 Monique, I owe you an apology. 261 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,511 You fixed the Todd? 262 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,319 Without regular therapy, it'll only last a week. 263 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,472 So, you're mad at me. 264 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,278 Excuse me? 265 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,432 You're not mad at me. 266 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,431 Why did you just close your eyes at me? 267 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,476 I've never been able to wink. 268 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,278 Oh. I'm not mad. 269 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,876 You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me. 270 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,359 No, I won't. 271 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,271 Let go of that anger. 272 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,036 Not my office. 273 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,634 - How's it going in here? - Go away! 274 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,154 You kind of harmonised on that. That was cool. 275 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,629 It's not about the argument anymore. 276 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,632 It's a competition about who can be stubborn the longest. 277 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,395 The real winner's gonna be who has the guts to apologise first. 278 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,279 I got something to say! 279 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,510 Sorry about the gallbladder thing. I win! 280 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,589 Dammit! 281 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,717 You surgeons ride in on your white horse and save the day. 282 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,758 The best news I ever get to give everybody, anybody, ever, 283 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,594 is, "By the way, ma'am, were you aware that that breathing tube in your neck 284 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,352 also comes in day-glo pink?" 285 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,194 Come on, look, bottom line, I really needed a win. 286 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,795 I did, and I finally got one, and, you, you stole it, man. 287 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,598 I needed one too. 288 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,835 Where's my win? Think anybody thanks me for cleaning bathrooms? 289 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,592 The bathrooms are filthy. 290 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,069 No one was thanking me, so I quit cleaning them. 291 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,312 Holy cow. You realise if we could get a tight clamp around the bulb... 292 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,710 No, no, you'll break the thing. Here's the thing about bulbs. 293 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,679 They're structurally weak at the narrow end. The round end is strong. 294 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,435 - If we can get behind the bulb... - We go down the mouth. 295 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,555 Your turn's over. 296 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,189 All we need to do is thread an angioplasty balloon past the bulb... 297 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,395 Inflate it... 298 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,313 - And then pull. - Pull it. 299 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,231 I concur. 300 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,475 - Doctor. - Doctor. 301 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,031 No. 302 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,756 Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine. 303 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,479 I thought I'd check with you before I killed a man. 304 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,357 Unbelievable, Doug. 305 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,516 I just came to check on my patients. 306 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,795 Do what you want. Just don't come to my area. 307 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,632 You couldn't pay me to come. 308 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,950 - I wouldn't pay you. - You don't have enough. 309 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,759 I have a rich uncle who'd do anything for me, 310 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,957 but I'd never call in that favour to pay you to come to my area. 311 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,439 Got her. 312 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,910 I hate to interrupt, but you need to take a look at this man. 313 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,389 - Elliot, he's in V-tach. - Get the crash cart. 314 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,549 One milligram epi. 315 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,392 The best thing about this place 316 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,790 is that when someone's in trouble, all the pettiness melts away. 317 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,278 What are you doing? 318 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,148 Well, I'm tired of trying to find my office, so I just set up shop here. 319 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:04,995 Oh! OK, that's not weird. Look, I want to apologise for my wife. 320 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,672 She'd never admit it to you, 321 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,070 but she likes to be the person who tells everybody what to do. 322 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,869 Apparently she can't get enough of it at home. Right? Right? 323 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,110 Wrong. Look... 324 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,591 If every once in a while you could let her be the one to give the advice, 325 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,557 you guys might end up being friends. 326 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,073 I can do that... 327 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,035 ...and tell Carla that you did well. 328 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,519 You truly underestimate how proud my wife is. 329 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,512 If she knew I was here, she'd kill me. 330 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,556 All right. 331 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,278 What happened to the part about how much I help people? 332 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,999 - She said I did well. - Turtlehead. 333 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,719 You're gonna want to get a piece of this. Come on. 334 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,439 - Where'd you get the coat? - I earned it. 335 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,795 Let's get our moment. 336 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,196 - Thanks for all the hard work, Bob. - Glad to do it. 337 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,319 Oh, and, Bart, I think Lyle might be ready for that rough-sex-play talk 338 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,039 you had with your other boys. 339 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,678 Too late. 340 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,113 Can you imagine us trying to do that three years ago? 341 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,316 I know. Remember our first code? 342 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,039 Well, I remember hiding in a supply closet. 343 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,712 That's the one. 344 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,711 Ultimately, conflict is resolved 345 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,872 by remembering why you were friends in the first place. 346 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,793 Don't hang up, Lester. 347 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,915 Talk to her. You know her better. 348 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,309 Or by swallowing your pride. 349 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,038 I know what you're doing. 350 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,072 But I'm OK with it. 351 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,436 - He's coming. - Get your arse out here. 352 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,432 Or by uniting against the moment-stealing common enemy 353 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:55,435 who took credit for your ingenious method of debulbing a patient's keister. 354 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,548 Good Lord! 355 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,358 In the end, though, it doesn't matter how you get there. 356 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,192 As long as you're friends again. 357 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:21,308 I miss this. Just, like, hanging out, you know? 358 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,311 Me too. 359 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,356 We should go get coffee. 360 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,998 We're having coffee. 361 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,517 No, no, I mean, like, outside coffee. Real world coffee. 362 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,229 The point is we should hang out outside the hospital sometime. 363 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,914 JD, I still need time. 364 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,152 That's gonna be hard for you because you like to fix everything right away. 365 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,549 You just do the best you can, OK? 366 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,588 - Is it fixed now? - Nope. 367 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,035 Shoot! 368 00:19:55,305 --> 00:20:55,306 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP