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Today I walk in here not as a resident,
but as chief. Chief resident.
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Chief Resident Dorian.
Chiefy-chiefy-chief.
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What's that, your new cool guy walk?
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No. I have rocks in my shoe.
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Wow! That's a lot of rocks!
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I gotta stop taking that shortcut
through the quarry.
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Anyway, the best thing about my new job
is that I command a lot more respect.
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Chief resident in the house.
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- Everybody say, "Hey!"
- Hey!
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Though Councilman Donovan
was handcuffed
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because he was flying high on
crystal meth, his respect felt good.
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It's the reason
I keep voting for him.
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Have a good day.
Try not to torture anyone so much
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- that they take their own lives.
- I'll try.
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You're not looking as processed
and overly-medicated as usual.
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- That is so sweet.
- Come here.
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It was the same old
Dr Cox and Jordan.
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The weird thing was, there was something
underneath it. They were happy.
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We have some very exciting news.
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Don't tell me.
You and Sweaty Teddy here
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are gonna finally have
that commitment ceremony?
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Even if I went that way,
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and there were nights in the service
when it didn't sound far-fetched,
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- Ted is hardly my type.
- I beg to differ. I've seen Enid.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Dr Cox, remember a few years back,
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you asked me to look
over your divorce papers
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to make sure "that slag
would die a penniless whore"?
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Sorry.
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It's OK. "Slag" is kind of
his pet name for me.
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Anyway, I was also going
through a divorce.
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She's with my brother now.
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He's nine inches shorter than me,
but he wears a piece.
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The point is, you and I
signed the wrong papers,
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which technically means you two
are still married and so am I.
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Well, mazeltovs all around.
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I'd never seen Dr Cox
and Jordan speechless before.
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It was neato.
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Just so you know, I think
this chief resident thing
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has made you a little
too big for your britches.
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So from now on, I'm gonna be
your britches-shrinker.
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Is that supposed to intimidate me?
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No. I had to do it anyway.
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What reason could you have
for breaking your broom in half?
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Thanks, bro.
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Any other questions, smart guy?
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Whassup, ladies?
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What's up with these rocks?
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- You've been gravelled!
- Gravelled?
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It's a new game I made up this morning
when I had rocks in my shoes.
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- I like it.
- Better than Play-Doh Pants?
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Play-Doh Pants became
all about the money.
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Wise.
It felt good cheering Turk up.
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Now I'm Chief Studly, I was making
a lot more money than him.
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Needless to say, it was
a time to be extra sensitive.
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Remember I make more money than you?
Here's five bucks for remembering.
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I was thinking about
spending some extra ducats
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on one of those classy suits
we wanted.
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The leather purple jumpsuit
Eddie Murphy wore in Raw?
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- You know it.
- That's cold.
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I gotta go. I got a new attending
and he hates it when we're late.
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- Plus, he's a question talker.
- What's a question talker?
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Do I want you to be on time,
Dr Turk? Yes, I do.
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Am I going to remember this?
Of course I am.
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Miss Myers is ready to have
her bandages removed now.
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You mean "dashboard face"?
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Yeah, I think she prefers Miss Myers.
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She shouldn't be checking
her e-mail while driving 90 mph.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- We weren't waiting for you.
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Great, I'm on time.
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As a psychiatrist I should be there
when Miss Myers' bandages get removed,
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Her accident was traumatic enough,
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but with reconstructive
facial surgery on top of that?
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In my professional opinion, "Yikes!"
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If you are coming in, I just might
go ahead and phone up my pool man
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and my architect so we can populate
the room with useless people.
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Great! My mom's in town.
Should I call her?
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That was good.
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OK, I'm gonna get these bandages off
and make sure the plastic surgeons
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have left your face
as beautiful as it always was.
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You're so nice. Are you married?
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He is as of this morning.
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I thought he was divorced.
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No, the papers didn't go through.
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You know what? I've got a son,
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I don't fantasise about
Jordan dying as much anymore,
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and even though it wasn't planned,
I'm actually happy
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about the way this marriage thing
has worked out,
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so please stop your chirping
and step away from my personal life.
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- So, what's his wife like?
- So scary.
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You go ahead and have a look there.
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Wow.
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You look fantastic. You do. Doctor?
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Really fantastic.
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Thank God you were here.
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Since Elliot and I
are both chief residents,
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I'm trying not to make it all about me.
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John Dorian, chief resident.
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You know, unless
it's someone I could doink.
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You need to move your car.
It's my day to have the parking spot.
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You have a scooter.
Why do you need a parking spot?
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It sends a message.
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Just because I lured her away
from her boyfriend and dumped her
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doesn't mean
my scooter Sasha needs to suffer.
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What are you doing?
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Just making it official.
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Chief. Co-chief.
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Try as hard as you want,
that is never gonna stick.
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That's Co-chief Resident Dorian
over there.
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Damn it! You are quick.
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Damn it, I got an appendectomy again?
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Sweet! I get the duwa... do-oh...
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Duodenal jejunostomy.
What's wrong with you?
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So I can't pronounce it.
Try and be a little more sensitive, OK?
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New bra, Janice?
Cos it's working.
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The only reason I'm getting
all these great procedures
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is because nobody's died on me
in three months.
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Man, you never have to apologise
for being on a hot streak.
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I'm psyched for you, and I wouldn't
take those procedures away if I could.
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Sir, would you mind giving me
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the duodenal jejunostomy
instead of the Todd?
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Am I impressed by your moxie?
You betcha.
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Am I going to reward it?
Not a chance.
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This Todd thing is killing me.
Where's your lunch?
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Thank you, Barry.
Hey! That's for Barry, Jr.
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What? The little guy's in leg braces.
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Hi.
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I visited my safety deposit box today.
Guess what I found?
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- My grandfather's Purple Heart?
- Please.
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I sold that years ago to pay for these.
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Our wedding rings.
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- Holy cow.
- What do you think?
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Are you kidding me? I'm gonna
wear this the rest of my life.
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Of course, marriage can make
the rest of your life seem longer.
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So you're just going to fall asleep
right after for the rest of my life?
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So I'm supposed to pay
for your Botox the rest of my life?
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I'm not sure I want
to watch you drink a beer
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while I'm holding the baby
for the rest of my life.
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Look, Attila, there's no way
I'm gonna listen
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to you complain about the rest of your
life for the rest of my life, got that?
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Yeah, not listening.
Now that we're married again,
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we've got to make out new wills
in case one of us dies.
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Oh, God, I hope it's me.
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Yep, there was definitely
trouble in paradise.
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Would Co-chief Dorian
please report to the ICU?
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Co-chief Dorian. The co-chief.
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Well, Mrs Covello, your CAT scan
showed a small rectal tumour,
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so I want to schedule
a low anterior resection.
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Don't worry. We have
an amazing surgical team here, OK?
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That means a lot,
coming from the co-chief resident.
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How did she hear?
She's been in a coma for two weeks!
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- Damn it.
- Buddy.
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- Can I talk to you?
- Sure.
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Todd's doing her resection,
but if you send her down now,
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- he's busy so it'd have to be me.
- What's he doing?
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You know the surveyors
outside taking pictures
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of the hospital
for the zoning commission?
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I told him they were shooting
a Sacred Heart calendar.
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Gentlemen, say hello to June!
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How about a sneak peek at July?
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I don't know. It's a little early
to start pulling strings.
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I just got this co-chief job.
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Damn it, now I'm saying it.
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Come on, man,
get me back in the game.
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- OK.
- OK! OK!
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Here's ten bucks for letting me
help you out. Spend it wisely.
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I think she's a little upset
she doesn't look the way she used to.
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Why? How did she used to look?
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Oh, dear ugly.
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What do you know?
It's the paging of the shrew.
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Why don't you talk to her?
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- Why don't you?
- Mind my own business.
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Your life is your life, it's not my job
to fix it, unless you ask me.
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When I get in there,
because I'm a good shrink,
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and you, my friend,
are a walking disaster. Shall we?
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So now, Miss Myers,
how are you feeling?
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I was wondering if it were possible
to have surgery again.
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Hi, sweetie. I'm in a tunnel.
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Your body's been through
an enormous amount of trauma.
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I can't recommend
you go racing back into surgery.
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If you just give it time,
you'll be happy with the way you look.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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I just don't look like myself.
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I know I had a big nose
and droopy eyes,
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but they were my nose
and my droopy eyes, you know?
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Tell me more about yourself.
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Around here, there's always one person
that'll come through for you.
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In Turk's case, that was me.
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Hey, Elliot! I want to talk to you
about this chief resident thing.
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- What about it?
- Well, as you may have heard
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from the loud speaker,
some residents, the janitor,
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my mother, your mother
and a coma patient,
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I'm being referred to
as the co-chief resident.
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I think we should either
both go with co-chief
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or chief, don't you co-agree?
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Excuse me,
we're working up this patient
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for a hyper-coagulable state with
a prolonged PTT. What's our next step?
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That's easy.
What you want to do...
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I'd like my answer
from the chief resident.
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We're both chief residents.
Isn't that right, Dr Reid?
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With a prolonged PTT, you'd want
to do a one-to-one mixing study.
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That's why she's the chief,
you're the co-chief.
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- Shut up, Lonnie!
- You shut up!
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Obviously, for your ex-wife,
just the illusion of hair is important.
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Excuse me.
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So you're saying it had nothing
to do with my impotence?
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I was wondering if we could talk
about Miss Myers in my office.
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I make it a point
to never enter a shrink's office
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unless I'm planning
on over-paying somebody
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for telling me something
I already know.
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You're distracted by your marriage.
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I know. What do I owe?
Will 10 bucks cover it?
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- Yeah!
- Are you gonna hang onto that?
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I forgot my lunch money.
It's kielbasa day in the cafeteria.
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Love it. Miss Myers values your opinion.
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I don't think you're trying
to understand how she feels.
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Look, if I ever want your advice
on one of my patients,
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I'll ask, but do not hold your breath,
unless, of course, you can hold it
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for a really long, long, long,
long, long, long, long, long time.
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I can't. I used to smoke.
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Kielbasa. Yes!
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Let me buy you lunch.
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I'm rich. I'll buy you lunch
and some gold teeth to eat it with.
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You got one more black joke
this month before I bust your ass.
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Damn it! I used them all up
watching Barbershop 9.
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That's it, and I'll get you later.
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- How'd surgery go?
- I was on top of my game.
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It can be scary to stick
your neck out for a friend.
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- It's huge when they come through.
- How's she doing?
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Unfortunately, she didn't make it.
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What?
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- What do you mean she died?
- JD, I did everything I could.
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My attending thought I did great. He
said, "Do I think you did great? I do."
236
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,433
I couldn't help wonder
if by taking that patient from Todd
237
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,715
and giving her to Turk,
I had toyed with fate.
238
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,190
I know that look. You're wondering
if you toyed with fate.
239
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,510
How could you know that?
It's a brand-new look!
240
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,558
What do you think Todd
would have done that I didn't?
241
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,837
- Doctor, her heart stopped.
- No!
242
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,314
Here!
243
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,117
I'm gay!
244
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,599
I knew it.
245
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,159
Oh, my God! That's your "the Todd would
have pulled his own heart out" look!
246
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,913
OK, we have been spending
way too much time together.
247
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,078
Guess what there, wifey.
248
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,197
You can't be a pain in the ass
if I don't have a phone.
249
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,595
Hi, sweetie.
250
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,352
Save it. I was calling to tell you
251
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,079
I'm taking Jack and staying
at my mother's a few months.
252
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,630
Who's gonna look after him when you
and your mother go marauding for flesh?
253
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,995
Thank you for making this
so much easier.
254
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,958
Jordan... Jordan.
Come on, Jordan!
255
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,429
Are you OK?
256
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,115
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna
go check on Miss Myers.
257
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,077
Molly sent her down to surgery.
258
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,720
Oh, wrong day, new chick!
259
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,314
In a hospital, it's hard
not to let your personal life
260
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,992
affect your professional life.
261
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,559
Forget about JD.
262
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,200
You're just as good as the Todd.
You got this.
263
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,159
All right, people,
I believe we're done here.
264
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,199
Did you just sew your gown
into the patient? Yeah, you did.
265
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,749
Hey! Hey, somebody! Hey!
266
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,469
Randall was in the air conditioning vent
and it collapsed on him. Buddy!
267
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,834
Co-chief! Co-chief!
268
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,151
Hey, you fixed him!
Come on, buddy.
269
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,992
That's it!
270
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,389
Dr Kelso, could you help me out?
271
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,438
People have been referring
to me as the co-chief resident.
272
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,034
You should take it up
with the chief resident.
273
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,315
But I'm the chief resident!
274
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,868
Dr Reid's check is made out
to the chief resident,
275
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,315
and mine's made out
to the co-chief resident,
276
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,197
but we both
make the same amount.
277
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,714
Right. Dr Reid, you should make
$10 more a month,
278
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,314
and Dr Dorian,
you should be making $10 less.
279
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,472
It's not much, but it symbolises
the difference in your levels.
280
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,835
- Coolio!
- Coolio indeed.
281
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,718
I could spend all day
worrying about what happened,
282
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,394
but I have
more important things to do.
283
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,519
Hey, man, look what I confiscated
from one of the kids in paediatrics.
284
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,594
- What, too hot?
- Yeah!
285
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,750
- Sorry.
- Not in the mood!
286
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,717
OK, we both
might have had bad days,
287
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,519
but I got just the thing
that's gonna cheer us up.
288
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:54,279
- Dream come true, right?
- Do you really think I want this suit?
289
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,079
Well, I do... but not from you!
290
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,552
Now I get it. You're just mad
cos I make more money than you.
291
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,030
No, I'm mad because
of that surgery today.
292
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,314
You doubted me.
293
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,790
You are such a wuss!
294
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,432
Turk, come on!
295
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,237
These things chafe.
296
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,508
Now I know why Eddie called it Raw.
297
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,319
Carla, do you have any powder?
298
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,119
You went behind my back.
299
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,078
I gave you every opportunity
to do the right thing.
300
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,391
I'll tell you what, Miss Manners,
why don't you gulp down
301
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,789
that bear-sized bite
and then we'll talk.
302
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,829
Yummy.
303
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,515
That is great kielbasa, but you can't
really screw up kielbasa, can you?
304
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,919
So, where were we?
305
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,230
Honest to God, I can't remember.
306
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,074
Right, Miss Myers. The plastic surgeon
said it was safe to operate,
307
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,196
and Miss Myers really
liked her old face.
308
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,032
You don't have to be a psychiatrist
309
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,634
to see that if you used to be happy
and now you're not,
310
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,518
you should go back to the way
it was when you were happy.
311
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,113
Isn't that what you would do?
312
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,394
Yeah.
313
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,312
Jordan.
314
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,351
Will you?
315
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,759
Will you divorce me?
316
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,593
- I thought you'd never ask.
- Thank God.
317
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,915
Listen, I probably should have put
a stop to all this co-chief stuff.
318
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,195
What? I haven't even been
thinking about it.
319
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,191
Look, JD, ever since you dumped me,
320
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,953
everyone has been treating me
like some kind of victim.
321
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,474
It's like, "Look at poor Elliot
going home alone."
322
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,870
Or "Look at poor Elliot,
riding a tandem bike by herself."
323
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,157
That's not something I normally do.
I wanted ice cream,
324
00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,438
my car was out of gas and that's
the bike the Gundersons loaned me.
325
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,194
- They do everything together.
- OK.
326
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,353
The point is, it was nice being
the one chief resident for a while.
327
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,199
She's got fingers like biceps.
328
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,435
And so, by the power vested in me
329
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,080
by the American Bar Association,
330
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,039
I pronounce you
ex-husband and ex-wife.
331
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,237
You may now do
whatever the hell you want!
332
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,078
- I've never been this happy.
- Me, neither.
333
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,470
You have no chance of being normal.
334
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,875
Thirsty, huh?
335
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,793
Helps the tears taste less bitter.
336
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,950
Cheers.
337
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,395
How are you guys
gonna celebrate your divorce?
338
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,549
By not inviting you.
339
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,916
Oh, my God, dude, I doubted you
for a second, why are you so mad?
340
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,797
Maybe I needed you to believe in me.
341
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,313
I believe in you, baby.
342
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,709
Yeah, but we're married,
that doesn't count.
343
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,078
- What the?
- Did you?
344
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,754
- Yeah. She's been gravelled.
- Nice work.
345
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,673
Look, man, it was
one second of doubt, OK?
346
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,149
Since when do you care
what anybody else thinks?
347
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,152
I don't. I care what you think.
348
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,471
Since the day I met you,
you've treated me like I was the man,
349
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,154
like I could accomplish everything.
350
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,754
- This is gonna sound lame...
- I got it!
351
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,996
You being like that is one of the
reasons I've gotten to where I am.
352
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,878
Wow. That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
353
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,277
In the end,
every relationship needs maintenance.
354
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,511
Hey, Ted, get out the sun, man.
355
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,160
You owe me money!
356
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,596
Whether it's
the smallest gesture...
357
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,669
Hey, doctor! Doc!
358
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,228
You want to take a look
at the guy in 302 and tell me
359
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,629
whether you think
he's sick or just bonkers.
360
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,438
Are you actually
asking my opinion?
361
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,671
I'm gonna ignore it,
but yeah, knock yourself out.
362
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,508
... orjust picking up
back where you left off.
363
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,955
I'm a little nervous
about surgery tomorrow.
364
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,031
You'll kick ass, man.
365
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,150
So, are you guys
gonna go out tonight?
366
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,800
No, we're gonna stay in.
367
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,752
Well, I'll be in the bedroom
with all the straight people.
368
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,752
- Are your giblets warm?
- Like a Christmas ham.
369
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,592
Same.
370
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,797
The bottom line is
that if you care about someone,
371
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,996
it's pretty easy to make the sacrifice.
372
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,150
Wow. Thanks, JD.
373
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,315
And she's just been gravelled.
374
00:19:52,305 --> 00:20:52,681
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