1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,034 Even though I was already an amazing doctor, 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,238 when I became chief resident, I decided to add something extra to my repertoire. 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,435 A hook, if you will. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,433 Mrs MacCalla, 40s, moderately attractive, condition improving. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,034 Did you just say I was moderately attractive? 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,758 Excuse me, Mrs MacCalla. 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,230 Patient's complaint of hearing loss was clearly to get attention. 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,835 Where'd you get the idea for the stupid tape recorder? 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,718 Dude, I love your new tape recorder. 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,154 You two are idiots. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,550 Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook, and I only had one other idea. 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,995 Mr Hawkins, the results of your tests are back, 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,753 - and you have... - Liver disease. Liver disease. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,273 Sorry. That's all he can say. 15 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,511 You don't have liver disease. You have inoperable lung cancer. 16 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,831 - Liver disease. - If only, Chauncey. 17 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,878 Bottom line, a recorder won't fly away and break your heart. 18 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,669 Sorry. I'm just a little edgy because my husband woke me up last night, 19 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,115 and he knows once I'm up I can't go back to sleep. 20 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,918 Baby, I was quiet last night. 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,355 Great, I'm awake. 22 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,431 Sorry about that, sweetness. 23 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,875 Since you're up, I was wondering if we could... 24 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:14,316 Are you crazy? No, Turk. I... 25 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,353 Gesundheit. I love my new tape recorder. 26 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,273 Not only is it a timesaver, I can record my every thought. 27 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,237 I like toast. 28 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,437 They aren't all winners. Still, as long as I have this thing, 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,715 I don't need to be in my head so much. 30 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,199 Excuse me. 31 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,635 Why did I say excuse me? He bumped into me. 32 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,597 I have to stop doing that. 33 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,319 Excuse me! Frick! 34 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,719 Got you a blueberry muffin, 35 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,268 but you don't like blueberries, so I picked 'em out. 36 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,193 People think Molly's off, but I totally get her. 37 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,350 She's like the big sister I always wanted. 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,271 She makes me feel better about myself. 39 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,033 They're so not finger toes. These are finger toes. 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,998 - Yours are cute, like French fries. - Really? 41 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,436 Yeah. I can do calligraphy with mine. 42 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,953 She looks after me. 43 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,473 Sorry, sorry! 44 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,109 She makes me do things I don't normally do. 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:20,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 46 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,391 She's the Peppermint Patty to my Marcie. 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,189 You know, minus the thick glasses and the strong lesbian vibe. 48 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,075 Half of what rappers say doesn't make sense. 49 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,276 Like that Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre song. 50 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,636 What does "still hittin' them corners and those Ho Hos, girl" mean? 51 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,508 Many disadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices. 52 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,273 Therefore, they must subsist on Ho Ho snack cakes. 53 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,952 It's a black thing, bro. 54 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:51,237 It's, "Still hittin' them corners in them low-lows, girl." 55 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,594 Low-lows, not Ho Hos. 56 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,955 See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider 57 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:59,113 or a car with an adjusted suspension that allows it to bounce up and down. 58 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,156 Dre and Snoop enjoy driving together 59 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,391 in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle rizzles. 60 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,235 Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America. 61 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,392 - None of you can prove it. - I got it on tape. 62 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,919 There's Dr Kelso. OK, you're chief resident now, so say hi. 63 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,468 Don't stop, or you'll have to say something, 64 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,551 and you know you don't improvise well. 65 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,029 - Hi, Dr Kelso. - Dr Reid. 66 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,588 I see you've trimmed your nose hair. 67 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,230 Frick on a stick! 68 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,515 Molly's nervous cos her boyfriend's in town. 69 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,388 Mike's private, so when we go to dinner pretend I never told you personal stuff. 70 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,311 Gotcha. 71 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,675 Mike's got a curved peep. 72 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,479 Watch your step there, little lady. 73 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,279 Thanks, Janitor. He is so sweet. 74 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,352 But why doesn't he just put up a sign that says "wet floor"? 75 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,079 Wet floor. 76 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,232 Sorry. I was recording some thoughts and I slipped and fell. 77 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,309 Give me this. 78 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,437 Possible nicknames for Dr Cox when we become best friends: 79 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,750 The Coxinator, Cox of Seagulls. 80 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,479 Here it comes. Another condescending rant about how we suck at ourjobs. 81 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,630 Since you two have become chief residents, 82 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,554 I've noticed your leadership skills are... How can I put this delicately? 83 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,629 ...crap! 84 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,358 - Oh, sir... - That is so not nice. 85 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,158 Some people say I'm a good leader. 86 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,755 Why don't you go and get that young resident there to come up here? 87 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,796 - Easy. Lonnie? - Not right now. 88 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,194 Yes, sir? 89 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,590 Slap yourself very hard in the face then leave. 90 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,957 Anyway, one of you two is going to speak at Grand Rounds today. 91 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,033 Here comes the part where he throws me to the wolves to protect his protégé. 92 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,399 Barbie, you're up. 93 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,833 Perfect. 94 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,398 Our TV's working. Why are you reading? 95 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,313 I'm researching leadership techniques for my residents. 96 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,914 You're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf. 97 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,958 Yeah. He says leadership boils down to three things: 98 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,430 Smurfaration, smurfaration, smurf. 99 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,750 Preparation, inspiration and fear? 100 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,114 You know it. 101 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,550 Are we playing pillow feet again? 102 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,756 I'm not waking Carla tonight. 103 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,799 Turk. 104 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,711 I'm sorry, baby. 105 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,394 - So you're definitely up now, huh? - Yes. 106 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,194 That's it. From now on, you and I are going to bed at the same time. 107 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,750 That's fine. You know what, baby? Since you're up, I was wondering... 108 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,513 No, Turk! I can't believe that you... 109 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,154 Oh, my God! 110 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,435 How does she eat like that and stay so thin? 111 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,512 If I didn't love her, I'd spread rumours that she's bulimic. 112 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,999 So how's it going? 113 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,311 I'm freaking out about Grand Rounds. Cox hung me out to dry again. 114 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,358 You'll be fine. Just do what I do, fake it till you make it. 115 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,238 Like when a guy's bad in bed, and you pretend he's awesome 116 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,834 so he doesn't go to a special store, buy a weird pump 117 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,434 - and accidentally run into your dad? - Kind of. 118 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,158 See Dr Kelso there? 119 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,676 I have to justify my programme for our psychotic homeless population. 120 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,274 Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys 121 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,828 cos I know they're just gonna stare at my chest? 122 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,117 Of course. But... 123 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,988 ...l'm just gonna act confident, and they're gonna believe I'm confident. 124 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,279 Wow. 125 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,796 Excuse me. Yep, those are my boobs. 126 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,155 Have you had time to go over my proposal? 127 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,754 Yes. Medical care for crazy homeless people. 128 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,559 - Sounds like a money-maker. - You know it's a good idea. 129 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,871 As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic, 130 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,837 I realised she wasn't just my friend. 131 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:20,310 She's the mentor I've always been looking for. 132 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,348 Check out my man getting his leadership on. 133 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,590 First he hits 'em with a little preparation. 134 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,069 Questions about evolving treatment therapies? 135 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,196 Next, inspiration. 136 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,829 You guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors. 137 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,512 And finally, a dose of fear. 138 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,591 OK. I'll see you guys. 139 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,272 Fear might need a little work, but otherwise, smurftastic! 140 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,158 - That's how I smurf, baby. - Mmm, Smurfette. 141 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,800 Blue boobies. 142 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,229 - Who wants another beer? - Turk, it's bedtime. 143 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:04,435 Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time, 144 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,318 I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep. 145 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,039 Turk, that's crazy talk. 146 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,430 But the guys are here, and it's the ninth inning. 147 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,634 Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade. 148 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,798 How old is this patient? 149 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,996 Seventy-nine. 150 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,834 And how old would you say he was when you started this procedure? 151 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,354 The more I thought about how awesome Molly is, 152 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,237 the more I got sick of Dr Cox's crap. 153 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,833 Oh, my God. I could fly to China, 154 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,559 adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school 155 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,315 and then train her to do this procedure in the time it's taken you to finish it. 156 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,550 Enough! He's never been there for you. 157 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,074 Burn this bridge once and for all. 158 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,833 - Barbie, honest to God... - You know what, Dr Cox? 159 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,753 I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, 160 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,230 and I have heard every tired, recycled putdown you have in you. 161 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,118 Save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick, 162 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,112 because I don't want to see you or that stupid poodle perm 163 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,760 unless it's walkin' away from me. 164 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,035 God, that felt great! 165 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,317 Hopefully, it won't have ramifications for anyone else. 166 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,039 I'm feeling so good today 167 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:23,274 I still feel good cos nobody saw me fall 168 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,553 That sound you're hearing is my residents' respect. 169 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,915 - It feels good. - Gloria! 170 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,595 You were supposed to start pre-rounds at 7.00. It's now 7.03. 171 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,716 Sorry I'm late. I was singing, and I fell. 172 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,031 I know I've used the falling excuse before, but it happened again. 173 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,554 I know the only thing you've been responsible for 174 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,596 was picking which Duran Duran cover band 175 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,831 would play at your sorority formal, but you're supposed to teach. 176 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,638 So how's about you learn how to walk, 177 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,349 ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair! 178 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,471 Kill Lonnie. 179 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,073 I felt great after telling Dr Cox off. Why? 180 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,355 Because I knew I had someone to support me, 181 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,069 someone to look up to, someone pretty amazing. 182 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,833 Wow! 183 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,115 That outfit would look better on my floor. 184 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,634 Mistake. 185 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,109 No! Not the Lasso of Truth! 186 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,671 I once had a threesome, and not the cool kind. 187 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,238 - We gotta do dinner another night. - How come? 188 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,118 Mike got up and wanted to read the paper, and I don't get it. 189 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,555 He went to the neighbour's, and they don't get it. 190 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:41,110 He broke into their garage, stole their car and wrapped it around a pole. 191 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,873 - Oh, my God! Is he OK? - I've been better. 192 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,428 Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike. 193 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,115 - Great. - I'll be right in. 194 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,989 Elliot, I'm sorry. 195 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,833 I know all about how it is when you think a guy's great 196 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,273 and he ends up a car thief. 197 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,511 Relationships are never perfect, and Mike's got potential. 198 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,034 He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. 199 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,475 My God, my mentor's a crazy person. 200 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,834 - Molly! - Coming, babe. 201 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,593 - So, rain check on the dinner. - Yeah. 202 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,954 Watching Molly, 203 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,476 I found myself asking the same questions I always do. 204 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,710 Did I line up behind the wrong person? 205 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,519 Am I too much of a wimp? 206 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,034 Oh, my God! What a catch! 207 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,588 Will people around here ever respect me? 208 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:29,795 Guys. 209 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,394 Guys. Guys! 210 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,514 Unfortunately, I closed the door on the creep 211 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,750 who used to occasionally give me answers. 212 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,308 I just had to hope that I hadn't closed it for good. 213 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,278 Dr Cox, do you have a sec? 214 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,270 It's gonna be OK, sweetie. 215 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,670 As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon, 216 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,069 I had to admit, his eyes were stunning. 217 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,311 I couldn't help but think what the next few years would be like 218 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,515 if she was my mentor. 219 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,068 The police caught this guy robbing a liquor store, 220 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,038 tox screen is positive for methamphetamines and cocaine. 221 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,908 - OK, what should I do? - Make out with him. He's such a catch. 222 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,235 Hi. I'm Dr Reid. 223 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,832 What's up? 224 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,195 Dr Cox went ballistic in front of my residents. 225 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,475 Now I've lost my mojo. Check this out. 226 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,797 - Hey, JD. - You see? There's no fear. 227 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,394 - Can you help a brother out? - I have my own problems. 228 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,233 I've got a bedtime again. I haven't had one in 12 years. 229 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,914 - You had a bedtime when you were 17? - Not every night. 230 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,673 On weekends, I didn't have to be in bed, just in my room. 231 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,159 That's way cooler. 232 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,153 Carla's setting a record on being a pain in the ass, and I can't help you. 233 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,118 Carla's setting a record on being a major pain in the ass, 234 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,235 and I can't help you. 235 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,790 OK, here's what you do. 236 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,796 OK, you can't bend that way anymore, 237 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,189 cos when you do, that last vertebrae sticks out 238 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,475 and makes you look like a prehistoric camel. 239 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,075 - What are you thinking? - Same ol', same ol'. 240 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,310 - Camel butt? - Yeah. 241 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,549 Can you warn everyone 242 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,632 that Mike gets a little handsy when he's on the painkillers? 243 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,759 - Dr Vaji already told us. - It was horrible. 244 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,317 Elliot, want to grab some lunch? 245 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,278 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm busy. 246 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,271 OK. 247 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,875 I felt bad, but it was time to start pulling away. 248 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,632 - Dr Cox. - Hold on. 249 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,951 Bob, did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass? 250 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,315 - No. - We didn't order the pain in the ass. 251 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,960 - You yelled in front of my residents. - I didn't. 252 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,473 So how's about you learn to walk, 253 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,790 ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair! 254 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,029 I'll let you two talk. 255 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,874 Perry, I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier I wish I'd said, 256 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,396 "I must've ordered the pain in the ass seeing as you're there." 257 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,711 Here I was thinking the same thing. Let's do this again. 258 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,313 Tell you what there, Gidget, 259 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,153 if you promise to leave right now, I won't yell at you 260 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,312 - in front of your peons anymore. - You ruined my credibility! 261 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,119 Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up. 262 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,189 Fair enough. 263 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,397 Later when you're with residents, I'll come up for something. 264 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,596 You'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way, 265 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,796 and I'll contritely turn around and walk out 266 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,075 with my tail between my legs. Problem solved. 267 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,469 - Can you pull off contrite? - Can you pull off manly way? 268 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,391 Should've seen that coming. 269 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,869 Turk, would you pour me a cup of decaf, please? 270 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,748 - We gotta go to bed early tonight. - I'll have some of that decaf, son. 271 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,549 No, sir. See, this is regular. I gotta give Carla the strong stuff 272 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,835 just to keep her awake so I can stay up later. 273 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,277 Drugging your own wife. Been there. Careful, though. 274 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,430 Starts with coffee. Next thing you know, 275 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,718 you're rooting around for an adrenaline shot to counteract a Valium overdose. 276 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,237 - Your coffee, my love. - Thank you, my husband. 277 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,270 What a fun day. 278 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,674 Hey, camel butt. I heard you and Carla talking. 279 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,394 Frick on a stick with a brick! Just leave. 280 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,277 Oh, whoa now. 281 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,158 What happened to... what happened to feisty Barbie? 282 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,435 You know, it took me a hell of a lot to shake off 283 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,636 that tongue-lashing you gave me yesterday. 284 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,439 Yesterday I had a mentor, but she turned out to be insane. 285 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,715 How am I supposed to take professional advice 286 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,678 from somebody who can't hold together their personal life? 287 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,910 I know you and I have never really connected. 288 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,594 Maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying, 289 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,910 or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate 290 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,309 relentlessly annoying people. I don't know. 291 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,392 But answer me one question. Do you think I'm a good teacher? 292 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,838 - To some people. - Fair enough. 293 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,718 Why don't we go ahead and take a look at my personal life? 294 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,791 I am in love with a woman that I hate, 295 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,314 my two-year-old son calls me Pewwy, 296 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,279 and this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before, 297 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:03,751 but on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress, go out to dive bars 298 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,718 and insist that everybody call me Mrs Haberdasher. 299 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,348 No, you don't. 300 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,396 Even if I did, it wouldn't really matter 301 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,313 since that has nothing to do with how good of a teacher I am. 302 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:18,109 Stick with me here, Barbie. The point is that if you've found somebody 303 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,795 who makes you believe in yourself as much as you did yesterday, well... 304 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,678 ...I would think twice before I wrote that person off. 305 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,751 OK, everybody, gather around, please. 306 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,796 Newbie, I need to talk to you. 307 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,836 I'm a little busy right now, Perry. 308 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,754 Oh. My fault. I'll come back later. 309 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,758 Oh, and another thing. 310 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,628 From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as Dr Dorian. 311 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,917 - Are you really doing this? - You bet your ass I am. 312 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,275 And from now on, if you have a problem with me, 313 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,874 you come see me in private, not in front of my boys. 314 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,791 My boys got enough to worry about. 315 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,108 Wrap it up there, Bingo. 316 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,432 I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! And neither will my boys. 317 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,957 The next minute you find yourself alone, I'm gonna kill you. 318 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,679 It was worth it. 319 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,148 Lonnie, slap the face. 320 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,958 All of you, slap your faces. 321 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,872 Awesome. 322 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,038 It's morning already? 323 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,997 No, but I could see how you think that, 324 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,275 being that it's light out and we're in bed. 325 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,669 Baby, since we've got married, 326 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,354 I've done every little thing you've asked me to do. 327 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,590 But I will not have my woman tell me 328 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,114 when I need to go to bed, OK? 329 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,270 - OK. - Really? That quick? 330 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,353 I love it when you're all, "My woman this, my woman that." 331 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,795 That's what I thought. 332 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,550 Good night. 333 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,359 Can we leave the lights on? 334 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,919 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 335 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,116 Oh, yeah. 336 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,757 Hey, Molly? I was wondering if I could get your advice, 337 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,432 if you're not too busy with Mike. 338 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,829 Actually, we decided to take a little break. 339 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,229 - How long? - Two to five years. 340 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,229 I freaked you out a little bit with him, didn't I? 341 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,912 I try not to judge. 342 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,991 I know I should know better. I'm a shrink. 343 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,833 But show me a guy who wants to get married and has a good job, 344 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,399 and it's snoozeville for me. 345 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,040 But if you know a 35-year-old who still lives at home 346 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,156 and he still thinks his band can make it, 347 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,834 tell me where to meet him so I can buy him dinner. 348 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,638 Listening to Molly made me realise 349 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,996 a person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need. 350 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,868 Yeah. I've dated some pretty immature guys too. 351 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,110 Hello, tiny ladies. I don't believe we've met. 352 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,432 I'm the world's most giant doctor. Nice to... 353 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,671 As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off and thought about how Lonnie 354 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,513 was a much less stable giant doctor base than Turk, 355 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,158 I realised how important it is 356 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,708 to have someone close to you that you can count on. 357 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,118 Lonnie! Damn you! 358 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,909 Especially if that someone is a resident that can keep Dr Cox from killing you. 359 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,276 Not in front of my boys. This is Lonnie. He's one of my boys. 360 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,833 Not sure what that means. See you later. 361 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,230 Sometimes you have to keep people closer than you'd like. 362 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,072 That was too easy. 363 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,152 No way I'm doing that seven nights a week. 364 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,913 In my case, it was best just to keep my distance. 365 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,436 May I have a word with you? Go. 366 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,753 I wonder if we're going to a happy place. 367 00:19:54,305 --> 00:20:54,623 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.