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<i>Working at Sacred Heart,</i>
<i>you grow accustomed to a lot of things:</i>

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<i>Sickness, death, Ted's morning</i>
<i>self-affirmation ritual.</i>

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People are laughing with you.
People are laughing with you.

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<i>One thing Turk</i>
<i>couldn't get accustomed to</i>

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<i>was his wife being friends</i>
<i>with a psychiatrist.</i>

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- What do you want for lunch today?
- Baby, please, not in front of her.

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Why are you not comfortable around me?

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You can get in people's heads.

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Don't take this negatively,
but that makes you a devil woman.

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Who could imagine
what it's like in your head?

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<i>I'll take this one.</i>

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Hey. Welcome to Turk's head.

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You look really hot.

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Wait a second.
You're not a lesbian.

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I am in here.

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Yeah, me too.

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Damn it!
Molly, you're a shrink.

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Why is it my daydreams end
right before the sexy part?

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I don't know.
Maybe we should work on that...

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...together.

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- Damn it!
- Dude.

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Relax...

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...and enjoy hot chocolate love.

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<i>Snap out of it!</i>
<i>Abort! Abort!</i>

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Stop it! I don't have gay jungle fever!

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- OK, we should go.
- Yeah.

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- Mr Garcia's family's here.
- Fantastic.

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<i>Telling a family</i>
<i>their loved one has died is never easy.</i>

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<i>That's why doctors have a variety</i>
<i>of techniques for breaking the news.</i>

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<i>There's the hand on shoulder.</i>

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<i>There's hand on hand.</i>

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<i>And, of course, the always popular</i>
<i>resident kabuki theatre.</i>

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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<i>As for my family, we had</i>
<i>our own way of breaking the news.</i>

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Hey, little brother.

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<i>We did it with cake.</i>
What happened?

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A guy can't travel 800 miles on a bus
with a cake to say, "How're things"?

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Dan.

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Dad died.

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There's ice cream in the fridge.

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You guys are back.

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Sorry I had to blow out of there
after the funeral. How was the week?

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Spent most time
dealing with the headstone.

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Dad was an office supplies salesman,
he wanted it shaped like a pencil.

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- So?
- It looked like a giant marble penis,

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which Dad would've liked more.

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How you doin', buddy?

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I don't know.
It hasn't hit me yet.

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It will eventually. Don't worry.
When it does, big bro will be there.

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- What is it?
- Dan, I love you,

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but being there for people
isn't your thing.

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No, that was the old Dan.
Look at me. This is new Dan.

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I'm totally here for you.

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Dan, you've been in here for,
like, nine hours. Are you OK?

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I'd feel better if you could give
that "H" knob a little twist.

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Body temp is a bit low.

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Now I can feel my tootsies.

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So, what do you think
of the new convertible, Ted?

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Why don't I have one of these?

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Well, howdy, Dr Kelso.
Ain't she a beaut?

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I rented 'er so's I could repair
the air conditioning unit.

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Looks expensive.
Who authorised this?

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Why, you did, sir.
Must've been Tuesday last.

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Stop talkin' like a farmer.
I did no such thing!

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I'm not sure how one would go about
making a janitor's life more miserable,

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but what say we start by docking your
pay for the cost of this monstrosity?

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Oh, God!

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It won't smooth down!

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It's nice to meet you too, Chuck.

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Oh. He's having one
of his <i>Love Connection</i> dreams.

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You sure?

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I'd love to go out with her again
if you'll pay for it.

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- Poppy.
- What?

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We've been looking all over for you.

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Why? What did I miss?

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Bye, Carla. Sorry I didn't
get to meet your husband.

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Mr Woolery, what've you been doing
since <i>Love Connection</i> was cancelled?

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<i>Love Connection</i> was never cancelled.
It's just not on TV anymore.

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I still do episodes in my basement
with singles from the neighbourhood.

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- I'm not crazy.
- No.

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Aw, stupid nap!

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I've been a little sleepy
these last couple of weeks.

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I've dropped a few pounds. I don't know.
I think I got the flu, baby.

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- No!
- Yeah.

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You're not allowed to get sick.
You're my superman.

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I mean, if you're in bed,
who's gonna give me my back rubs

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or unscrew
the peanut butter jar, or...

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...walk around all day in my new
high heels just to stretch them out?

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She's kidding.
I've never done that.

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Not in front of the devil woman.

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Sorry.

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- I got a new pair of pumps.
- No.

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<i>Whenever</i>
<i>someone close to you dies,</i>

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<i>it's important to keep</i>
<i>your head above water.</i>

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Dan!

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I'm up!

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It wasn't exactly easy
showering with you in there.

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It wasn't exactly easy for me,
either.

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You have Dad's butt.

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You think you'll get out
of the tub today?

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Today doesn't look good.
Get me beer?

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Look, I put a six-pack
for you in the toilet.

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- I gotta go to work.
- OK, little brother.

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Call me if you need... anything. I mean,
anything from this particular area.

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Hello, my old friend.

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Success.

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Look, Mr Cannon,
let's drop the forgetful act!

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Now, if you don't sign these papers,
this hospital will discharge you,

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and then we'll see what you do
and do not remember!

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The man has Alzheimer's, bozo.

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It still won't smooth down!

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He's not a day over 55,
and he has Alzheimer's.

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Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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You're over 55,
aren't you, sir?

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- What's your point?
- Nothin'.

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<i>Though I deal with death</i>
<i>every time I walk into this place,</i>

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<i>I'd never dealt with it from this side.</i>

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<i>It's full of surprises, whether it's</i>
<i>a small gesture from a co-worker...</i>

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<i>... or a big gesture from</i>
<i>someone you've never met.</i>

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Walk tall, kiddo.

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<i>Of course, sometimes it's a little</i>
<i>awkward, even with an old friend.</i>

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- I just wanted to...
- Yeah.

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- Look...
- Thanks.

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- 'K.
- 'K.

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Say, Barbie,
for a second there,

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I thought you were being a little cold,
but then you saved it with the...

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"'K."

129
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What are you gonna do,
hide, then call him Ginger?

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No. It's Monday, which,
of course, means it's ethnic day,

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so I'll be going with Rosalita.
Besides, I have a plan.

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- Which is?
- Yeah, unfortunately,

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the first part of the plan is not
to share it with people who annoy me.

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Want to hear the second part?

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- Sure.
- I can't.

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My hands are tied by the first part.

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Baby, look at you.
Please go see our doctor.

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I hate Dr Kim.

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He always makes me take my pants off,
even that time I went in for pink eye.

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I gotta pee.

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Don't you think it's weird
you've gone seven times today?

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I think it's weird you're counting.

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It's impossible to get
a doctor to see a doctor.

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I'm on it.

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Excuse me.

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Did somebody say they're lookin'
for the baddest detective in town?

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Awesome afro.

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I'm sorry to barge in on you, but
I was wondering if you could help me.

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I have this patient, constantly tired,
always peeing, losing weight.

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You should have him checked out.
He might have diabetes.

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The good news is that
it's Type 2 diabetes.

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It's still serious,
but it's totally manageable.

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Devil woman gave me diabetes.

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- How you holdin' up, Bambi?
- I'm OK. You have my charts?

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Didn't anyone tell you? They switched
your shift. You're off today.

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OK.

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- He bought it.
- Great, great, great.

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I took all his patients

159
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and I threatened his residents
under penalty of death not to page him.

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One last thing left to do.

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What is this?

162
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Basic homemade anti-drowning device
to be worn till your brother returns.

163
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- I like it.
- Oh, boy.

164
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Tryin' to cut back.

165
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Where the hell is my car?

166
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I parked it right there.
I know I parked it.

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For God's sake,
am I losing my mind?

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What the hell?

169
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Tommy! Take me up!
He's comin' back!

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- Hey, you want a beer?
- Absotively.

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Bath water.

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Backwash.

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- There you go.
- Oh, thank you.

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Hey, Dan, if Dad were here right now,
what would you say to him?

175
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I think he'd be glad to hear that.

176
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<i>Maybe it was</i>
<i>because I finally slowed down.</i>

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<i>Maybe it was remembering</i>
<i>Dad's passion for bodily functions.</i>

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<i>But at that moment, it all hit me.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, I'm not sure</i>
<i>Dan's the guy to talk about it with.</i>

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Slow down, little duck.
Some ducks can't hold their water.

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It's OK. I know.

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<i>There's a lot in life</i>
<i>that can let you down.</i>

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<i>It can be your mind...</i>

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- <i>... or your body.</i>
- Call me if you have any questions.

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- I'm here for my ear infection.
- Go in and take your pants off.

186
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So, what'd he say?

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Oh, it's the flu, like I said.

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<i>Luckily for me,</i>
<i>I had someone to lean on.</i>

189
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Can I talk to you for a second?

190
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,429
- Nope.
- Really?

191
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,397
Not even two seconds to talk to me?

192
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Look, newbie... Oh, for God's sake.
I'm a little swamped. Thank you.

193
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:06,559
You know what sucks? I thought
you were gonna come through for me.

194
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,829
In a minute. Hey, Newbie,
just in case you didn't actually notice,

195
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,037
I have been covering all your patients,
answering all your pages

196
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,510
and doing everything shy of picking up
your sundress from the cleaners.

197
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,875
Well, I didn't ask you
to do any of that, did I?

198
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Outstanding! You're walkin' away like
a pissy little ingrate. I mean, bravo!

199
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,238
Bravo, huh?

200
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,311
What are we clappin' for?

201
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,391
His dad just died.

202
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Damn it.

203
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,071
Why are you still antagonising him?

204
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,913
I don't know.
I can't stop.

205
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You'd better come through for him.

206
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,753
What do you want me to do?

207
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,990
Be more sensitive.
Try giving him a hug.

208
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:59,073
Barbie, you've met me before. Yes?

209
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,435
Now, at most,
I can muster one hug a year.

210
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,795
And nine months ago,
I hugged my son,

211
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,110
so you're gonna have to do it.

212
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,033
You saw us before?
We're still awkward from the break-up.

213
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,951
Hold the phone.
Are you suggesting

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00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,669
that if I sleep with him that I won't
have to deal with problems like this?

215
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,830
I'm considering taking that hit.

216
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,070
Honestly,
what is he like in post-game?

217
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,118
Is there spooning? Because
I don't spoon. I'm not a spooner.

218
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,830
Well, it took a whole tube of gel,
but I finally got my hair down.

219
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No one, male or female,
ever cared, Ted.

220
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,949
Where the hell
are my reading glasses?

221
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,237
The last few days,
I'm beginning to feel the old noodle

222
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is really letting me down.

223
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,118
I'm sure I'm just
making mountains out of molehills.

224
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,519
Don't you think, Ted?

225
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,835
Ted?

226
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,911
Hey, Wonderbra.

227
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,671
Do you have a second?

228
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,309
- For what?
- I'm giving you a hug.

229
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,231
I was wonderin'
what that crane was for.

230
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,517
So, now, how would you like
this whole hug thing to go down?

231
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,591
Do you want to remain seated?

232
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,036
As long as it's under three seconds
and I don't feel breath on my neck.

233
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,157
You're making fun of me
cos I need help getting through this.

234
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,639
No, I'm really trying.

235
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,076
You know what? I'm sick of getting
dumped on, and I am sick of you.

236
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,953
- Newbie, don't shove me.
- Oh, really? Why not?

237
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,953
Because whenever anybody
shoves me more than twice,

238
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,476
my mind goes blank, and all I see
is this white-hot flash of fury.

239
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,551
When someone shoves you like this?

240
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,389
- So? How'd it go?
- Punched him in the face.

241
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,792
You want me to kick his ass?

242
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,077
No need. I already
got him back and then some.

243
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,475
- On the window, huh?
- Yeah!

244
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,237
Here we go.

245
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,118
- Oh, God. Who died?
- No. It's for Turk.

246
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,237
- I'll get you some milk?
- Yeah!

247
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,799
What's the occasion?

248
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,554
I have Type 2 diabetes.

249
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,631
- Really?
- Yeah.

250
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:17,157
That sucks. Carla is aware if you eat
that, your foot will fall off, right?

251
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,832
I haven't told her yet.

252
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,559
I'm sure she knows cos
she's trying to get me to fess up

253
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,632
by tempting her chocolaty goodness
with chocolaty goodness.

254
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,553
Babe, do you want
some hot fudge sugar sauce?

255
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,631
Oh, hell, yeah!

256
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,109
- Why haven't you told her?
- I'm not sure.

257
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,156
Can I tell you something weird?

258
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,435
You can tell me anything.

259
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,159
Your dad dying
has stolen my diabetes' thunder.

260
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,231
My God!
Just this second I was thinking

261
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,278
your diabetes is gonna get
in the way of my dad dying.

262
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,713
Isn't that funny?

263
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,358
Cool!

264
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,192
I smell cake.

265
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,910
If Uncle Bertie died, someone's
gonna have to go on a beer run.

266
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,712
Thanks again for inviting me
to your house for dinner.

267
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,028
I did?

268
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,793
Yes, sir, you did.

269
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:21,556
- Hey, where's your brother?
- JD!

270
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,917
- He's not here.
- Look, Dan...

271
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,911
It's Captain Bubblebeard.

272
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,959
Avast, matey! Shut your scupper
and bury your steel!

273
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,510
We should be seen...

274
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,477
Now you're Dan again.

275
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,633
Let's break down
the kid's support system.

276
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,792
He's got me,
an emotionally crippled narcissist,

277
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,793
and he's got you,
an emotionally crippled narcissist

278
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:54,271
who's soaking in a tub of what by now
has to be mostly your own urine.

279
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,351
I believe the ratio's shifted that way.

280
00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:01,150
And I have got to believe that
the two of us together, together, Dan,

281
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:05,199
we can make it at least halfway
to one legitimate adult.

282
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,952
You're right, Coxy.

283
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,793
Damn it, Coxsmith,
crybaby time is over.

284
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,598
The kid needs us,
and he needs us now.

285
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,832
- Towel.
- Thank you. Let's rock'n'roll.

286
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,115
I may have lost
some muscle mass in my legs.

287
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,679
Fantastic.

288
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:24,276
I want to apologise to you
for that whole "devil woman" thing.

289
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,635
I promise you I will never
call you that again.

290
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,757
It's OK. I can understand
why you're uncomfortable around me.

291
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,831
I sometimes do see
everyone as a patient.

292
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,639
You know, surgeons do that too.

293
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,029
Come on,
let's see who's better at it.

294
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,031
Hip replacement.

295
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,113
- Alcoholic. That was easy.
- Yeah.

296
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,033
Quadruple bypass,
two on me.

297
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,635
Trying to validate herself,
so she'll sleep with anyone.

298
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,472
Hey, Turk.

299
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,438
What's up, Charice? All right?

300
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,318
See, that was before Carla.

301
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,391
So, what about me?

302
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,636
Come on,
you know you want to.

303
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,113
Well, Carla calls you her superman,
and you love that.

304
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,156
The diabetes
makes you feel vulnerable,

305
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,549
and you're afraid
if you're open to her about it,

306
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,437
you won't be
her superman anymore.

307
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,997
Yeah.

308
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,991
Devil woman.

309
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,198
Sorry.

310
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,549
My God. I'm sorry
about the "wash me" thing!

311
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,392
Put that on.

312
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,790
Dan? You were out with him?
I thought you dissolved.

313
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:36,715
This is the way to do this
without feeling uncomfortable. Drink.

314
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,433
- Now talk.
- What do you want me to talk about?

315
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,909
The pros and cons of
blitzing a weak side corner

316
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,433
in third and long situations?

317
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,671
<i>Thank you,</i>
Football for Dummies.

318
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,514
I gotta tell you, little brother,
you were always the apple of Dad's eye.

319
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,195
That's the worst thing about college
football. The male cheerleaders...

320
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,872
That's a chick.

321
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,515
When my father died,
all I could focus on

322
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,239
was how much he was never there,
but you, you're lucky.

323
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,595
You got some positive stuff
you can dwell on.

324
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,671
Throw the ball, you jackass.

325
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,716
He is a jackass.

326
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,872
I mean, I met your father.
I remember like it was yesterday.

327
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,918
After about two seconds,
I could tell how proud he was of you.

328
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,434
<i>Then I heard something</i>
<i>I never thought I'd hear.</i>

329
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,080
Truth be told there, Newbie...

330
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,151
...l'm proud of you.

331
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,759
Me too.

332
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,352
<i>It's amazing how a few simple words</i>
<i>can change everything.</i>

333
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,839
<i>Whether it's an apology...</i>

334
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:43,040
I'm sorry I came down so hard on you.
I've been a bit forgetful lately.

335
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,159
I suppose it's possible that I could've
told you you could rent that crane.

336
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,630
Sir...

337
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,438
...apology accepted.

338
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,956
Hey! Tommy,
what are you doing?!

339
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,918
Tommy's been let go.

340
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,753
Have a nice weekend.

341
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,070
You too, sir.

342
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,833
<i>... or an admission.</i>

343
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,230
- Baby, I got diabetes.
- Oh, no, Turk, really?

344
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,675
Carla...

345
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,069
I call this Turk's diabetes box.

346
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,516
Here is a recipe
for sugar-free brownies.

347
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,639
OK, here's a bunch of articles
I downloaded off of the Inter...

348
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,193
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

349
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,033
<i>Of course, sometimes</i>
<i>it's not about the words.</i>

350
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,078
<i>It's just about having</i>
<i>someone there to listen.</i>

351
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,835
Our dad is ranting and raving
cos he's an office supply salesman,

352
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,388
and he can't find a paperclip
in the entire house.

353
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,118
He gets to work the next morning,

354
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,078
realises he's got a million of them
in the trunk of his car.

355
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,958
The trunk is filled with boxes of them.

356
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,270
Here's to your dad.

357
00:19:54,305 --> 00:20:54,623
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