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<i>I don't know why, but I feel like Turk</i>
<i>and Carla are upset with me.</i>

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<i>Still, I can't be sure,</i>

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<i>so it's always good to test.</i>

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May I have a pancake, please?

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<i>OK, they're mad.</i>

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<i>I'm pretty sure it's because of</i>
<i>my new girlfriend. She's amazing.</i>

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<i>Don't get me wrong,</i>
<i>she's not the warmest person.</i>

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- Neena, the funniest thing happened...
- I'm eating.

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Sorry.

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I'm starving.

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Wish I hadn't left my wallet at home.

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<i>... bread.</i>

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<i>Also the sex could be</i>
<i>a little impersonal.</i>

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So that's a no on cuddling?

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<i>Turk and Carla's</i>
<i>main problem with Neena</i>

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<i>is she's a malpractice attorney</i>
<i>who's suing Turk.</i>

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<i>I was doing everything I could</i>

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<i>not to rub the relationship</i>
<i>in Turk's face.</i>

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<i>I could probably do more.</i>

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Good morning.

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I'll see you at the deposition.

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I'll try not to spank your lawyer
as hard as I spanked him last night.

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Bye.

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FYI, there was no
spanking last night, OK?

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Really?

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- Yeah.
- Then this won't hurt.

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Nope.

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Hit him again, baby.

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Why?

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<i>After spreading half a tube</i>

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<i>of what I thought was burn ointment</i>
<i>on my butt, it was off to work.</i>

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- What smells like Vagisil?
- Nothing. How can I help you?

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Remember how I thought Mr Peterson's
back pain was sacrolitis

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and you said it wasn't?
Well, I was right.

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Yeah, you should never use
scalding-hot coffee

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for a victory sip.
It's a beginner's mistake.

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What are you so negative about?

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<i>Elliot's come into her own as a doctor.</i>

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<i>Now that her mentor Molly is gone,</i>
<i>she wants to prove it wasn't a fluke.</i>

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<i>Attention, staff. One of our hospital's</i>
<i>board members is coming in as a patient.</i>

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<i>The first doctor to my office</i>
<i>gets to treat him.</i>

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<i>Around here everyone's</i>
<i>looking to prove themselves.</i>

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So, Craig,
how's your grandmother doing?

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She's much better now. Thanks.

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It turns out it was just...

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Thanks.

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J.D., how could you do this to Turk?

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You two are so close I have nightmares
of you running away together.

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Where do we go?

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One time we went to Aspen.

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Oh, I hope it was summer.
I'm not that big a skier.

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- Girls! I want an explanation.
- Tell her our code.

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If you haven't had sex
in six months,

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you're not accountable
for who you sleep with.

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Please. When you were single, you
were never that desperate, were you?

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Oh, that was amazing.

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Yes, it was.

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We're all God's children
in the dark.

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Christopher Duncan Turk,
you tell him how you really feel,

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just like you told me last night,
or I will do it for you.

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"Baby...

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why does he hurt me so ba-a-ad?"

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- I want you to stop seeing her.
- Fine.

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But I'm only ending it
because friends come first.

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- Plus, you already had sex with her.
- Four and a half times.

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Later.

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Jordan, you're on the board.

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What is the story
on my patient Mr Summers?

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Stick, I'm gonna warn you
the same way I warn Perry

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when I have more
than three scotches.

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Prepare to have your ass grabbed.

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That's disturbing in,
like, eight different ways.

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Barbie, he's a sexist pig.
He's gonna eat you alive.

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Look, I'm not the same doctor
I was four years ago.

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- I am smarter, more confident and...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just skip the rest of
your "I'll show you" speech

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and just walk away in a huff.
I'm very busy.

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Thank you.

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So should we start this deposition,

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or do you just want to hand us
a big bag of money?

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"Big bag of money."

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You aren't gonna freeze up
around her again, are you, Ted?

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No chance. I'm drugged up.

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Plus, if I concentrate,

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I think I can control
the excessive flop sweat

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I get the second she speaks.

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Ted? You ready to get started?

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Whenever you're ready, Neena.

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First off, I'd just like to say
that these charges...

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We should take a short recess.

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- Believe me, you're better off.
- I agree.

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Mr Korman contends the shoulder surgery
he received ruined his tennis serve.

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I'd like to ask Dr Turk if his diabetes

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could have affected
his performance in surgery?

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- You're diabetic?
- Yes. I told you that.

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- Thought you were joking.
- How is that funny?

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Well, it's a very serious disease,
and I don't like you.

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How do we even know he plays tennis?

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Look at him. He's awful.

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You are awful.

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Wait for the serve.

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We're settling.

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I want you to know I still think
you're a great doctor,

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and I've been talking to my rabbi lately
about me finally getting circumcised.

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It's not a religious thing.
It's more for the ladies.

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What?

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Hey, Neena.

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<i>God help me,</i>
<i>I'm gonna miss that smile.</i>

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I think because of the Turk situation

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we should probably
stop seeing each other.

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No.

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You can't say no.
No is the answer to a question,

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and I clearly wasn't asking
a question, Neena.

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I was making a dramatic statement,
and I'm sorry,

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but that statement was "good-bye."

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You know, one of us
is gonna tire eventually.

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So, how are we feeling, Mr Summers?

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I feel like my ex-wife
is standing on my chest...

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and not the pretty one.

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The fat one that had all my kids.

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Fantastic. I'd like to start by...

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Listen, Goldilocks,

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unless the next three words
out of your mouth

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are some combination of sponge,
bath, and my big white ass,

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I'm not interested.

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Now, how about you

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be a nice little nurse

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and go find my doctor.

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- Actually, sir...
- His name is Elliot Reid.

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So, what's the word?
Is this guy any good?

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Oh, he rocks.

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If my malpractice insurance
goes through the roof,

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you'll have to take a step down
lifestyle-wise.

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I live in a tiny apartment
with my husband, his best friend,

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and their dead stuffed dog.
What's the step down?

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Hey, come on.

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One of the most amazing
things about you

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is that you never
let anything beat you.

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I am pretty impressive.

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You are, and don't you let
anything else

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get into that beautiful head
of yours. OK?

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What could get into
this man's head, baby? Huh?

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Tough day, huh?

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Want to talk about it?

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- Yeah.
- Come on.

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Neena, it's over.

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No, it's not. In fact,
I find myself oddly turned on

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by your "baby horse standing up for
the first time" style of love-making.

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First of all, thank you.
Secondly, I tried to be reasonable.

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If you want to see my dark side,
you're gonna see my dark side.

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Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle.

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- Yet another strong moment for you?
- Why don't you tell me how this ends?

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You won't break up with me.
Betray your friend.

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Is this some lawyer mind trick?
It's not gonna happen.

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- Sit down.
- I won't. I'm leaving.

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- You're gonna have sex with me.
- I'll do nothing of the sort.

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And as the ultimate act
of betrayal, you will do it

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on the very same sweat-and-tear-soaked
table where I crushed your friend.

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Oh... I hate a dirty table.

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I love a dirty table.

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God help me, I do.

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I do love a dirty table.

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OK, Mr Summers, your EKGs came back,

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and Dr Reid liked what he saw.

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When the hell am I getting out?

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Dr Reid thought you might
ask that and had an answer.

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Shut your cakehole!

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He also said for you to stop paying off
orderlies to sneak you cheeseburgers.

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Wow. He's old school.

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- Like me.
- Hey!

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That belongs to Dr Reid.

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So you and Reid...

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Yes, we're lovers.

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Red-hot lovers.

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I'm guessing he's married?

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She doesn't understand him like I do.

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I love this guy.

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Not like I do.

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Turk's kind of in a dark place
right now, so stay away from him, OK?

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Nothing personal. You're just
an awful human being.

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Of course. But...

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we kind of crossed paths already.

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Life is pointless, Gandhi,

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and I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.

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The only thing more pointless
than life itself is being a doctor.

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I mean, bottom line, you spend
eight years and 200 Gs

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to get through med school,
and what do you have to show for it?

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00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,390
I'll tell you. A diploma on your wall
and a bull's-eye on your back.

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00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,553
And you reminded him
that people are basically good?

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People suck. They suck.
And make no mistake about it,

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even sweet little old ladies

194
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are looking to bend you
over a chair in court.

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Come on.

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We covered people.

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And I know you would
never do anything

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to ruin his innocence.

199
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,077
You see, there is
a compartment in the hat,

200
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,709
so the stinkin' rabbit is actually
in there the whole time.

201
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Right?

202
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People pretty much hear
what they want to hear, OK?

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What did you do?

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Excuse me. My son is interested
in becoming a doctor,

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and maybe you could
tell him what it's like.

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I'd love to. I would love to.

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00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,591
Do you have a dog, bowl cut?

208
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,238
Well,

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I want you to find
a pile of its best work

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and roll all around in it.

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That's how it feels to be a doctor,

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because here's
the dirty little secret...

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00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,833
people don't want your help.

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00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,717
They want your dignity, your pride.

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00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,518
But mostly, they want your money.

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Good luck in med school.

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00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,158
Oh.

218
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,674
The next time you see
a magic show,

219
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,593
the bunny was in the hat
the whole time.

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Peace out.

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00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,635
You are so dead.

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00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,675
<i>You can only keep the truth</i>
<i>hidden for so long.</i>

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00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,988
Enough is enough.

224
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,196
I want to meet this Dr Reid.

225
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,874
No problem. Frick.

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00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,190
Turk, wait!

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00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,111
Let's sit down
and talk about this.

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<i>And when the truth comes out,</i>

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00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,394
<i>it doesn't set you free</i>
<i>as much as you'd hoped.</i>

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00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,759
Hey, buddy.

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00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,593
<i>Especially if it involves</i>
<i>betraying your best friend.</i>

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Did we win?

233
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,835
Hold on, Turk. Haven't you ever heard
of keeping your enemies closer?

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00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,478
I was keeping her close, Turk.

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00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,279
Hey, Gandhi. I think we should talk.
What do you think?

236
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,396
<i>Sure, Dr Cox and I were feeling guilty,</i>

237
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,552
<i>but if Turk didn't want to talk</i>
<i>about it, we were in the clear.</i>

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00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,074
May I have a word with you two?

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00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,878
Hey, who wants to be me?

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00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,633
Craig, you're probably
still mad at me. Anyone else?

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00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,792
Dr Reid at your service.

242
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,359
OK, that's a no for Todd.

243
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,193
Isn't there anyone here
that I can trust to be me?

244
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,840
Hello. I'm Dr Reid.

245
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,353
Dr Elliot Reid.

246
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,476
I'm a doctor.

247
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,149
What is the matter with you two?

248
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,959
J.D., you said you were
gonna break up with Neena.

249
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,270
Believe me, the whole time
we were having sex

250
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,713
I was thinking about Turk.

251
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,519
- That came out wrong.
- And you...

252
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,478
...why do you want everybody here
to be as miserable as you?

253
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,949
How could you not get this?

254
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,156
What does misery love?

255
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,355
All right, look...

256
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,634
Company!

257
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,517
Misery loves company!

258
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,232
Misery loves company.

259
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,958
Oh, God.

260
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,600
OK, sure. Maybe we did
screw up, just a <i>poquito,</i>

261
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,355
but come on, we're definitely not
the ones that you want to be mad at.

262
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,759
Oh, yeah? Then who?

263
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,159
Hiya, fellas.

264
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,478
Summers,

265
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,154
- I think we can save your foot.
- It's his heart.

266
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,309
I know that.

267
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,198
We're concerned about your ticker.

268
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,599
Yes.

269
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,954
Yes, yes.

270
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,635
Well, your paper strip looks good.

271
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,518
But, we're going to have
to listen to that heart of yours.

272
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,911
I'm afraid I was wrong.
We're going to have to take that foot.

273
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,998
<i>My talk with Carla gave me</i>
<i>the courage to take a stand.</i>

274
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,196
<i>After all, misery loves camaraderie.</i>

275
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,508
Look, Neena...

276
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,319
Talk about ending our relationship,
I'll punish you.

277
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,960
<i>Punish me? How?</i>

278
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,552
You know what?
Now, this is cra...

279
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,438
I am not gonna get your name
tattooed on my ankle, OK?

280
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,033
Enough is enough, all right?

281
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,270
A man has to have his limits.

282
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,954
Let's get out of here. Come on.

283
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,873
<i>And that's when I realised</i>
<i>I would never be strong enough</i>

284
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,235
<i>to break Neena's hold over me.</i>
<i>I needed help.</i>

285
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,629
<i>I needed someone</i>
<i>even scarier than she was.</i>

286
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,438
<i>I needed a real witch.</i>

287
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,716
It's a witch!

288
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,348
Somebody must have left this here
from Halloween.

289
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,317
God, Dr Cox is gonna go off on me,

290
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,631
worse than when my brother Barry
caught me reading his <i>Playgirl.</i>

291
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,790
- Don't you mean <i>Playboy?</i>
- No.

292
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,031
Your brother's...
Has he actually told your family...

293
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,758
- No.
- Everyone's positive...

294
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,798
- Do you think he and another guy...
- No more questions.

295
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,952
Elliot, if you can handle
that sexist dirtbag in there,

296
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,715
- you can certainly handle Perry.
- Why are you being nice to me?

297
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,791
Perry occasionally
talks to me at home,

298
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,474
and he told me that you don't
need him as much anymore,

299
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,198
and it annoys the hell out of him,

300
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,589
which, of course,
gives me endless enjoyment.

301
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,319
Don't go backwards. Own
what you did with Mr Summers.

302
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,154
You are so much stronger than all
the other idiot residents around here.

303
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,434
Really?

304
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,751
Jordan, I need you to break up
with somebody for me.

305
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,909
Really.

306
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,992
Hey, there's no pie here.

307
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,752
Oh, my God!

308
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,159
You two are gonna kill me.

309
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,832
Nobody's gonna kill you.

310
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,319
Hi. I'm Dr Nobody.

311
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,437
I see. This is your Hippocratic Oath?
Schoolyard threats?

312
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,873
Seriously, is there no pie?

313
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,995
Look, Turk,

314
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,116
I know you feel like
you did right by him,

315
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,749
but you have to acknowledge that
Mr Korman feels like you let him down.

316
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,319
Hey, you know what?

317
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,231
I don't feel that way.

318
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,436
I know you did
the best job you could.

319
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,637
But there's something
that you should know about me.

320
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,870
People hate me.

321
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,313
But in tennis,

322
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,231
they're forced to interact.

323
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,596
So for three hours
two Sundays a month,

324
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,319
I have friends.
You know what I mean?

325
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,119
So, what you're saying is
that even though you think

326
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,838
my husband did a great job,

327
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,751
you've decided to crush his spirit

328
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,559
by putting a permanent black mark
on his medical record

329
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,198
over a tennis game?

330
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,555
I fear I've said too much.

331
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,350
OK, this woman is horrifying,
so don't panic.

332
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,590
- I'll be fine.
- I was talking to myself.

333
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,433
There you are. Get in the backseat
and lie on the floor.

334
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,635
- OK.
- Back.

335
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,473
Neena. Word?

336
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,959
<i>Oh, it's so on.</i>

337
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,475
You got something to say, say it.

338
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,791
<i>The thing about strong women,</i>

339
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,190
<i>if you call them out, they're gonna</i>
<i>give you a piece of their mind.</i>

340
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,679
I should've known, Barbie.

341
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,671
You have been
impersonating a doctor

342
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,990
since the first day you got here.

343
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,957
I did what I had to do
to treat this guy.

344
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,430
As far as me being scared about you
telling him that I'm full of crap...

345
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,839
Hey, jerkwad! I'm Dr Reid!

346
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,309
- What?!
- And by the way,

347
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,039
I had a chat with your wife.
I know I'm in your head.

348
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,793
It took me three years to move in
and I'm not moving out.

349
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,953
Here's what's gonna happen.

350
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,112
You'll drop this lawsuit because
it's wrong and you know it,

351
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,715
but also because if you don't, I'll
pound the plaid right off that shirt

352
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,156
and make it so the only way you'll be
able to eat pie is through a straw.

353
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,915
You come in here and walk around
like you're the queen bee?

354
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,797
Guess what, missy.
This is my house.

355
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,314
You and Mr Chestless here are over.

356
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,550
So move on. Cos if you don't,

357
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,677
I'm gonna turn your little
lame liaison into a threesome

358
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,159
starring yours truly.

359
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,357
And I don't kiss nice.

360
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,309
<i>And just like that,</i>
<i>we all knew who had won.</i>

361
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,231
Ouch.

362
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,276
Yeah!

363
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,828
OK. Fine. It's over.

364
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,911
<i>I'm free?</i>

365
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,514
Hey, you.
Go get in the back of my car.

366
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,556
Awesome.

367
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,550
Wow. Thanks, Jordan.
I'll see you around.

368
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,552
Not so fast.
You're my bitch now.

369
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,192
Jordan's making me
stretch out her new jeans.

370
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,513
Cry me a river.

371
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,194
You know what Gandhi's wife
made me do this afternoon

372
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,238
- cos I supposedly crushed his spirit?
- What?

373
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,551
Ever since the surgery,
I've been serving lefty.

374
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,871
A little unpredictable,
but I'm getting some good heat.

375
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,359
Can't wait to see it.

376
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,116
Hit you on the fly!
Fifteen-love!

377
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,671
Turk, I'm sorry about Neena.

378
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,239
It's OK, man.

379
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,072
She's a woman. I understand.

380
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,310
<i>And the truth was he did understand.</i>

381
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,789
<i>No matter how much we like</i>
<i>to pretend otherwise,</i>

382
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,270
<i>strong, confident women will</i>
<i>always have the power over us.</i>

383
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,749
<i>Whether they're fighting for respect...</i>

384
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,035
<i>... or fighting for their man...</i>

385
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,634
<i>... or even just fighting</i>
<i>for the hell of it.</i>

386
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,915
<i>Strong women make all guys</i>
<i>feel the same way.</i>

387
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,275
Jordan looks mad. I should go.

388
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,153
I have to pick up
Carla's dry cleaning.

389
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,231
Well, what do we have here?

390
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,799
<i>Oh, no.</i>

391
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:51,271
I heard from a reliable source
that you want to live in a dumpster.

392
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,554
I can arrange that.

393
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,438
Yep, I know just
the right neighbourhood.

394
00:19:56,305 --> 00:20:56,562
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