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It's been a long road,
but over the past two months,
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Elliot and I have
totally rebuilt our friendship.
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Incoming.
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Good morning.
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Co-chiefy, got you
a little somethin' somethin'.
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Thank you.
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And I actually got you
a little something.
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A magnifying glass?
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Yes... for these.
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You got the tiny Post-lts!
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Oh, awesome!
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For our tiny bulletin board.
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And I have a dentist appointment
that got moved to Tuesday at 4 pm.
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"Don't floss before you come in.
It makes your gums bloody."
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Bottom line, Elliot and I are the
greatest co-chief residents of all time.
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You two are, without a doubt,
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the worst co-chief residents of
all time. In case you haven't noticed,
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we've got ourselves one hospital
chock-full of monkey interns,
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and news flash, your job
is to catch whatever they're flinging.
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Coffee talk, ladies,
is now officially... over!
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Get your asses to work. Now.
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- Cream?
- Please.
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Yup, not even Dr Cox could faze us,
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because we had
every facet of this job down.
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We figured out a fair way
to schedule all the interns' shifts.
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Whoever gets Dr Reid's top back to her
first doesn't have to work this weekend.
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Commence the scuffle.
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- Hope it doesn't rain today.
- Me too.
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We knew how to protect
the interns from Dr Kelso.
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Look, Brent, is it?
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Son, please tell me you come
with a money-back guarantee,
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because I'd like to get something useful
like a can of Brent remover.
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- I mean, for God's...
- Sake, Brent!
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When are you gonna
wake up and use that...
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Rock that you've
been calling your skull?
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We got this, sir.
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I mean, even a blind squirrel
occasionally finds a nut...
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He's gone. He's gone.
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Look, Brent, you are doing fine.
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Still, it's not like we didn't
keep the interns on their toes.
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So, Lonnie, get in here and see
the effects of cirrhosis of the liver.
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J.D., you knew I was gonna do that.
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But it was still very startling.
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Here's your shirt, Dr Reid.
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Wow, Daisy. Enjoy
your weekend, you little scrapper.
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Now, Daisy, I'm supposed to ask you,
can Lonnie have his lower lip back?
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It's my trophy.
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Hey, this guy's coding.
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Don't get me wrong, I can handle a code,
but every so often,
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everything that can conceivably
go wrong goes wrong at once.
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- He's in VF.
- We've lost an airway.
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- He's blown a pupil.
- OK, give me a second, all right?
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I call these train wreck codes.
Not my forte.
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Luckily, that's when
Elliot's at her best.
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I've got your back.
Laverne, bolus with amiodarone.
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Grab me central line kit.
I'll bag him. Run the fluids.
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I honestly didn't understand how
she could do so many things at once.
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Fourteen across. Four letters.
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Band that sang Rosanna.
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Toto!
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T-o-t-o. Toto.
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OK. He's stable.
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My problem is that I've never
been much of a multi-tasker.
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For instance,
I can't eat and watch TV
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or drive my scooter
and answer my phone.
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Hello? Whoa!
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Throttle's stuck!
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Look out! Look out!
Look out! Look out!
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Look out! Look out...
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Scared Lonnie again.
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Whoa! Throttle! Throttle!
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- Throttle's stuck! Tater tots. Whoa!
- Over here. You can get back outside.
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Whoever this is, you're not
gonna believe what just happened.
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I believe it. It was cool.
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Janitor.
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Ambrosia.
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Thank you, Janitor.
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- Classic Janitor.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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That guy that crashed
this morning is doing great.
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Oh, Barbie.
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Maybe you can take a break
from congratulating yourself
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and figure out what's wrong with
Ms Kasuba, seeing as you're her doctor
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and she's been in the ICU
for three days.
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We're running lots of tests.
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Tests? Goodie!
What exactly will you be looking for?
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If it's the slowest doctor
in the hospital, then,
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ding ding ding ding,
I already found her. Figure it out.
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This is why it doesn't bother me
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Elliot is so much better
with the train wreck codes.
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Her biggest weakness is
my biggest strength... Diagnosis.
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Elliot, if you need help,
just ask Dr Diagnosis.
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You could be my sidekick,
Bangs McCoy.
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Lately it seemed like Turk was being
a little casual about his diabetes.
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OK, you all know the rules.
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I test my blood sugar, you bet high
or low, and 25% goes to diabetes.
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Because if we all work hard, together,
I can get a big ass flat screen.
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That's right, baby.
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I want high.
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Low and slow, that's his tempo.
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This game is sick.
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High.
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One ninety-four.
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Yes!
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- Give me some.
- It's that high, baby?
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You've been sneaking brownies,
haven't you?
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Don't think that when you go blind
I'm gonna go get you no seeing-eye dog.
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- Gonna name him Gizmo.
- That's what we're naming our robot.
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When we get the robot,
we'll name him Tupac.
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"Tupac, may I have some waffles?"
"Would you like some syrup?"
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That'll be fine. It'll work.
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Maybe Ms Kasuba has
a perinephric abscess.
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Her pain is central, not near the back.
Come on, Bangs.
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Know what helps me
when I'm diagnosing?
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Mentally picturing everything...
Like those sugar packets there.
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How do you think they got there?
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Somebody probably knocked them over.
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I don't think so.
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You see, the packets are neatly stacked.
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Plus, that coffee cup has a lipstick
of a certain very hot Nurse Tisdale.
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If you're looking for sugar,
there's some on the floor.
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Thong!
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It's the classic Todd thong sugar trap.
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Wow.
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Let's apply the same thing
to Mrs Kasuba.
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We know this isn't the first time
she's experienced abdominal pain.
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- What else do we know about her?
- You know what, J. D? I've got to run.
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- Are you OK here?
- Yeah. I got this.
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Say, that was some real
Nancy Drew stuff there... Nancy.
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I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as
medicine goes, but damn amusing.
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Don't feel weird because you're
threatened by my gift. Many are.
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Did you feel that you weren't
quite annoying enough
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without adding a delusional
sense of grandeur?
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Because I promise you,
you are annoying enough.
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In fact, you're the number one contender
for the middleweight annoyance crown.
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Well, you're the number one jealous...
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...weight for the jealous...
weight jealous champ.
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He's done it!
He's done it!
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Dorian's the most
annoying man in the world!
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Who would have ever thought
a journeyman annoyer like Dorian?
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- You were a close second.
- I have a couple announcements.
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There's a serious problem
with not getting to know our patients.
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Yes, the doctor told you to administer
Haldol, but why is he prescribing it?
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Does the patient have a chance
of sundowning or psychotic breaks
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and needs to be tied down?
You have to ask these questions, right?
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Child, we are swamped.
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When do you think we're
gonna get that kind of time?
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Laverne, if you care, you'll go
the extra mile, like my husband. Turk?
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You have patients on the floor.
What can you tell us about them?
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I'm cutting out that guy's appendix,
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I'm sewing up her lacerated spleen,
and I'm slicing off that dude's foot.
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- Great. Why are you doing those things?
- Cos it says so on the charts.
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What'd I do?
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J.D., you up for some coffee?
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Can't. I've almost got
Mrs Kasuba's condition figured out.
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Hey, I'll join you for a cup of mud.
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Great! Meet me downstairs
in five minutes.
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I'll be there. Just let me
wash this glue off my hands.
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What was he glueing?
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Not again.
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Can't believe you're on a date
with the janitor.
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J.D., it's just coffee.
It's not a date.
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Milady.
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I have to go.
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Baby, don't be mad.
You know about surgeons.
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We're hammers and
our patients are nails,
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and hammers don't get to know nails.
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They hammer them. Why?
Because... hammers.
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For the last time,
I'm not gonna call you "The Hammer."
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I was trying to make a point to my
nurses and I needed you to back me up.
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None of the other hammers
get to know patients.
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None of them get to do
what you did to me last night, either.
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Come on, papi.
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Give it to me.
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See? When I clap my hands
at the same time, it looks totally real.
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I know! Let's go freak out J. D!
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OK. Fine, I'll try.
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One condition.
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Give me some.
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Oh, my God!
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I think it, and she does it.
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Acute intermittent porphyria!
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I figured it out! All right,
who's got Dr Cox's pager number?
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Who am I kidding?
I got my Perry's pager song.
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Dr Cox at my door Pager 324...
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There it is. Laverne,
I'm gonna need you to get
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Mrs Kasuba started on IV.
Dextrose and haematin.
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Dr Reid already ordered that.
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She what?
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You know what, J. D?
I've got to run.
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Are you OK here?
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She figured it out before me.
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There are a lot of things that can
knock a guy on his ass...
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All right, now, before we start,
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just in case my wife asks,
and she probably will,
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what'd this guy do
to get his foot cut off?
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Whether it's catching a glimpse
of what the future might hold...
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He has diabetes.
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Or realising you've done the most
embarrassing thing in your life.
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Stupid Janitor.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Even that's not as bad as it can get.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I thought that after I bailed you out
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of that train wreck code
you could use a win.
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- Great diagnosis there, Barbie.
- Wasn't me. J.D. Figured it out.
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Well, then, nice job, Nancy.
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The worst thing is realising when
a friend is taking pity on you.
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- I've never been a great liar.
- Lookin' straight, Bruce.
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That's why I knew it'd be better for me
if I fessed up to Dr Cox.
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Elliot diagnosed Mrs Kasuba, not me.
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I know. And your
guilty anguish is... delicious.
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It's like a little mini-meal
between lunch and dinner.
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It's all I can do not to
grind pepper on your head.
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I don't get it.
When'd she become a better doctor?
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Probably during one of those times
you were goofing off.
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Hey, as soon as I step foot
in this hospital, I'm all business.
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Good morning, Dr Cox,
from the world's most giant doctor.
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That was outside the hospital.
Plus, Elliot was the legs.
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Sure, she's skinny,
but she's thick through the trunk.
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If you could just help me
with these train wreck codes.
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You're at that stage where you and your
equally undistinguished colleagues
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have had enough training
to help each other.
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So no matter
how humiliating it may seem,
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if you know somebody
who's better than you,
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and I'm bettin' that you do,
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you had best tuck that
ridiculously feminine tail of yours
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between your legs
and go ask her for help.
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I'm thinking that's just about it.
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Yup. I...
Gosh, I'm all out of speeches.
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I don't think I have another one on me.
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I... I don't.
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The... These are my goodbye guns.
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Those aren't real guns.
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Why is my stapler on the floor?
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Thong!
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Face five. Oh, yeah!
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- You taught Todd the slap thing?
- Nope. How was surgery?
239
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- Oh, it was fine.
- Honey bear, you look blue.
240
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- Have a cookie.
- Nah, Laverne.
241
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No more jacking up my man's blood sugar
so you can buy yourself a camper.
242
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,754
So this is all a big joke to you guys?
243
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Cos this is my life
and I don't think it's funny.
244
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Now I gotta try to get back in
on that craps game in the basement.
245
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,554
I don't know. This whole blonde doctor
situation has me mortified.
246
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I gathered the brain trust here
to help me figure out a way out of this.
247
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Uh-oh, bro. There she is.
248
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You want me to hobble her?
249
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That's not hobbling, that's poking.
What's the matter with you?
250
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Here's a chance to
learn a lesson as a group.
251
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Sometimes you gotta face the music
and own up to what you've done.
252
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Hi, blonde doctor.
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Before when we almost had coffee,
254
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I feel like I made you
feel uncomfortable.
255
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,155
No. I wasn't...
256
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,754
You know, the only reason
I was wearing a suit at all
257
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was because our...
a capella band was practicing.
258
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,113
Oh, that's great!
What's your band's name?
259
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It's Hibbleton.
260
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Yeah, yeah. And I don't think
it's going too far to say
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that we're the best
hospital employee band in town.
262
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Oh, really?
263
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I'll clear his airway.
264
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,834
His O2 stat's dropping.
His abdomen's distended.
265
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,275
We need you to do a lavage.
What're you gonna do?
266
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- Damn!
- J.D., it's OK. It's good practice.
267
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That's why we're down here.
268
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,312
You know, I don't like you guys
playing with my cadavers.
269
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,039
Really? How come that one there
has a soda in his hand?
270
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,633
He keeps it cold.
271
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,156
How come you were sitting with
three corpses playing Texas Hold 'Em?
272
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Just call first from now on.
273
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,912
I don't know what to do
when everything goes wrong at once.
274
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- It's overwhelming.
- Want to know what my big secret is?
275
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Just take one deep breath.
276
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Everything will slow down and
you can tackle each thing as it comes.
277
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That's your big secret? Breathing?
278
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Why do you have a problem
with me teaching you stuff?
279
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It's just you're a little smug.
280
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,670
You called yourself Dr Diagnosis
and made me your sidekick.
281
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,513
You've been the golden boy
here for the past three years
282
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while I've cried in closets,
hid from Dr Cox,
283
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,354
and relied on you
every day to get me through it.
284
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,591
Now that I'm doing well enough
to pay you back, you can tell me
285
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,673
- why you're being an unbelievable jerk.
- You're supposed to struggle, not me.
286
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,351
Baby, what's going on with you?
287
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,431
Ever since I got this thing,
I've been joking around about it,
288
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,956
sneaking cookies,
and hiding from it.
289
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,316
All because I'm scared
to ask myself the questions.
290
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,879
Is it gonna get worse?
291
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,428
Or are our kids gonna have it?
292
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,432
Or how old am I gonna be
when it finally gets me?
293
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,918
You don't understand.
294
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,355
I don't understand?
295
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,749
Turk, look at me. I'm a WOD.
296
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:48,753
I keep trying to tell you this, but
it's the mirror in the bathroom, baby.
297
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,229
You haven't gained
a pound since I met you.
298
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,357
No, I'm a WOD.
"Wife of diabetic."
299
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,193
That's what they call us
in all the diabetic chat rooms.
300
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,315
I spend a lot of time on the computer
301
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:06,155
talking about how proud I am of
my husband and how he's handling this.
302
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,119
How he's able to make
jokes about it and money.
303
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,076
It's OK to be afraid. I am.
304
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,549
But I have to tell you,
I don't know what I would do
305
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,599
if you suddenly became someone
who lets something own you.
306
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,392
Yeah. Well, you win.
307
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,757
Your band didn't even sing yet.
308
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,314
There's no need. You win.
309
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,995
Come on, Janitor.
310
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For me.
311
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One second.
312
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,352
Bring it in. Oh, God.
313
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,432
OK, I don't ask for much,
just a little help with a stain
314
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,999
every now and then.
315
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,514
I'd like to be able to
communicate with animals.
316
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,275
But right now, oh, boy,
we need a miracle.
317
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,948
Hibbleton,
whatever that means, on three.
318
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,076
One, two, three.
319
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,639
- Hibbleton.
- Hibbleton.
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00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,839
Hibbleton!
321
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,275
I found myself looking down
on Mr Kravitz,
322
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,874
Elliot's train wreck patient
from this morning.
323
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,520
Apparently, the irony
wasn't lost on him, either.
324
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,117
You've got to be kidding, Mr Kravitz.
Twice?
325
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,990
- BP's dropping.
- He's becoming bradycardic.
326
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,069
Doctor!
327
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,318
And things did slow down.
328
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,430
Dopamine. Run it wide open.
Get me an airway. I need a pacing wire.
329
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,112
No pulse.
330
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,715
I think the second you stop fighting it,
time really is on your side...
331
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,236
... and you can go on
being who you are...
332
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,157
... or keep enjoying
that little crush of yours.
333
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,193
To you.
334
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,759
Cheers.
335
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,753
What do you say we go for
the first ever triple giant doctor?
336
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,116
Oh, that's impossible.
I know you've got strong legs and...
337
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,833
I need you to place an IV
on the second floor. Room 208.
338
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,354
Greetings!
339
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,830
I'm the world's most, most giant doct...
340
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Little help.
341
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,996
Little help. Yeah.
342
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,799
Sir. Not that kind of help.
343
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,118
If I let go, will you guys catch me?
344
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,350
No.
345
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,432
Well, I'm going for it anyway!
346
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,870
Lonnie? Lonnie?
347
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,190
I hate you, J.D.
348
00:20:10,305 --> 00:21:10,786
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