1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,798 Being a great doctor isn't just about medical knowledge. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,632 It's also about people skills. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,439 Wow. That is the worst broken nose I have ever seen. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,671 - I'm here because I stepped on a nail. - Of course. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,716 What, are you walking on your nose? 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,951 Unfortunately, you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,713 because we admit people by severity of condition. 8 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,594 That was mortifying. 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,432 My face! 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,832 You know, with the face burns, we could probably admit you now. Laverne? 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,033 My me-time hand! 12 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,318 Friday there's a chamber orchestra playing in the courtyard of the museum. 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,231 - You wanna go? - I love Pachelbel. 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,359 Carla and Elliot were in their ritual of making plans they would never keep. 15 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,237 We should have dinner beforehand. 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,311 Since Turk knew these were fake plans, 17 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,472 he used the opportunity to score bonus points with his wife. 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,959 Classic husbanding. 19 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,555 Baby. Forget dinner. I'll make you a homemade picnic basket. 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,032 I married an amazing man. 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,032 You sure did. You know what? I've got an even better idea. 22 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,190 Maybe J.D. And I could both come, right? 23 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,592 We'll wear sport coats and you guys, beautiful dresses. 24 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,352 Oh, my God, I love that idea. 25 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,431 I love it. It's awesome. It's awesome. 26 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,637 To be perfectly honest, so did I. 27 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,269 I never get an opportunity to wear my houndstooth sports coat. 28 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,716 Unlike Elliot and Carla, when Turk and I made plans, we kept them. 29 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,917 - It's 10.00. You ready? - Let's do it. 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,629 But lately for us, our plans rarely involved leaving the apartment. 31 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,908 I wasn't too excited about taking over this spot 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,797 after you sat in it for 20 minutes. 33 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,156 But I gotta tell ya, it's warm in all the right places. 34 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,438 - How do you like what I left you? - Man, your ass indentation is so deep. 35 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,795 It's like I'm sitting in a giant inner tube. 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,553 As Turk and I recuperated from our big chair swap, 37 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,234 I wondered what other couples were doing tonight. 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,390 Did I just refer to Turk and I as a couple? 39 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,392 My point is, I'm sure other couples were out having fun. 40 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,397 You look so hot. 41 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,552 - When's the last time we kissed? - About a month ago. 42 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,108 - When was the last time we had sex? - Yesterday. 43 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,350 What do you say we head into the bathroom 44 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,398 and lower the health code rating from an "A" to a "B"? 45 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,549 What do you say? 46 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,791 I guess some people figure, what's the worst that can happen? 47 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,029 Well? 48 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,395 It's blue. I'm not pregnant. 49 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,915 You know what's weird? I'm relieved. 50 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,118 I just feel kind of sad because I think about how beautiful our son is, 51 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,431 and I kind of wish it had gone the other way, you know? 52 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,755 Sweetie? 53 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,836 She's not pregnant! 54 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,629 It came out blue! It's blue! 55 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,359 She's not pregnant! 56 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,998 It's blue! 57 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,798 It came out blue! 58 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 59 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,559 The epi isn't working. I still don't have a rhythm. 60 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,870 Transcutaneous pacer isn't capturing. 61 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,793 Pupils are fixed and dilated. I'm calling it. 62 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,030 Time of death, 9.17. 63 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,872 I always thought that when I died, 64 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,428 I'd see a bright light or float above the ground. 65 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,829 It turns out death is pretty mundane. 66 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,514 I guess sometimes the end is just the end. 67 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,114 For the last time, Jerry, you're not dead, OK? 68 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,191 Now, go back to your room. 69 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,719 Jerry has Cotard's, or walking corpse syndrome. 70 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,792 The guy thinks he's dead even though he's walking around. 71 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,678 I think I'll try to ask Turk something telepathically. 72 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,591 You wanna do something tonight? 73 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,877 Dude, yeah. Let's hang out and watch some TV. We got any beer? 74 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,235 I used the last of it to make our party ice. 75 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,630 If I accidentally put beer cubes in my orange juice again, 76 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,029 there's gonna be trouble. I almost got a DUI. 77 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,157 Dr Mickhead was wondering if you would cover his patient. 78 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,073 The guy was in a bar fight and has been unconscious. 79 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,469 He was brought in by a brother from Ireland. 80 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,758 You mean an Irish brother or an Irish brother? 81 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,434 Top of the mizzle to you, me lizzles. 82 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,197 I mean his sibling. 83 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,077 Man. 84 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,116 And you must be the Irish brother. 85 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,670 No, sir. Ron Peterson, Ohio born and bred. 86 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,637 Yep. Red-stater and proud of it. 87 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,119 Oh, sorry. We... 88 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,760 Only taking the piss outta ya. Billy Callahan. 89 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,513 Had you going with the American accent, didn't I? 90 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,238 Do us a favour. 91 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,471 Any chance I could get one of these filled with Guinness? 92 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,437 I have an awful hangover. 93 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,432 We had a late night. I'm a bit shaky. Is there any chance? 94 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,670 Probably not. We don't usually do that. 95 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,318 No? OK. 96 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,950 I'm so bummed. I can't go see the chamber orchestra tonight. 97 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,589 I forgot I have my Cantonese class. I would totally call and cancel, 98 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,478 but all I know how to say is, "I'm allergic to peanuts." 99 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,199 Elliot, I was really looking forward to this. 100 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,998 Really? About five seconds ago, 101 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,038 you were giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight. 102 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,156 Why would you do that to me? 103 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,231 New thing. I'm busting chops. 104 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,279 So, you just forgot we even had plans? 105 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,635 You were flaking on them anyway. 106 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,598 I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class. 107 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,592 But do you? Do you really? 108 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,959 Busting chops. 109 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,357 At least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them! 110 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,908 Well, if I knew you were going to flake on them, 111 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,558 I would've never made plans 112 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,710 to forget in the first place, cos you... 113 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,473 She's gone, Carla. It's over. 114 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,676 Where have you been for the last few days? 115 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,432 - Fishing. - You hate fishing. 116 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,954 - With buddies. - You don't have buddies. 117 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,191 We landed a 200-pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego. 118 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,193 Interesting. That's 3,000 miles from the habitat of the white marlin. 119 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,396 Perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod. 120 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,074 - Why? - I'm busting chops today. 121 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,720 - It's true. - See? 122 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,916 What did you do, and why are you limping? 123 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,719 - Perry. - I got a vasectomy. Do not tell Jordan. 124 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,791 Welcome back, fisherman! 125 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,156 Oh, honey, how I missed you. 126 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,992 - Hi! - Hi! 127 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,674 - Billy, just say it. - For the last time, lads, no. 128 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,591 Perhaps you're not really Irish. 129 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,477 Fine! 130 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,551 Pink hearts, yellow moons, 131 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,631 orange stars, green clovers. 132 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,392 See, I told you. 133 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,438 - Yeah, he's Irish. - Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. 134 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,397 How long you two seeing each other? 135 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,109 Oh, no, man, we're just living together. Not like living together. 136 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,031 I mean like living together. 137 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,350 Hey, that is a cool tattoo, my brother. 138 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,989 Snuck onto a plane. Thought I was going to Belgium, ended up in Kenya. 139 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,957 I hung out with this tribe. 140 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:03,591 When the males go through adolescence they get this tattoo. It means "alias." 141 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,318 Oh. Why "alias"? 142 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,755 - It's their favourite show. - Oh. 143 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,512 I'm only kidding. 144 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,477 - Jennifer Garner. - Oh. Obviously. 145 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,235 Enough about me. What about you lads? Saving lives here all day every day. 146 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,710 Out at night, giving it a lash, tearing it up. You do go out at night? 147 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,111 Do you have any sevens? 148 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,913 Turk. 149 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,997 You have lots of sevens. 150 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,918 We tear it. 151 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,798 And sometimes lash. But the hours we work, it's... 152 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,555 It's less tearing and more folding. Gently folding. 153 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,312 You'll sleep when you're dead. 154 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,550 Get out in the streets, talk to a stranger. 155 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,110 Drink a beer with breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home at the party. 156 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,555 Done it! Done that. That one I've done. 157 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,713 Go travelling to Texas. Line dance with women that wish they weren't married. 158 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,270 You never know what life will put in your lap when you open your arms. 159 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,477 Be surprised what will fall in your lap when you open up and... 160 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,675 - Dude. - Elliot! 161 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,119 He said my eyes looked like the Irish countryside after a soft rain. 162 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,638 I should go. 163 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,358 That happened very quickly. 164 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,591 Don't even sweat it. It's Elliot. She's desperate. 165 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,636 Dude. 166 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,869 - Baby! - What?! 167 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,997 What? I wasn't gonna do anything. He said my hair was curly. 168 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,911 Your hair is curly. 169 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,833 - Baby! - OK. 170 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,632 What did you do around the apartment while I was gone? 171 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,915 I turned your office into my pyjama closet. 172 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,230 I threw out everything in the refrigerator 173 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,436 that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it. 174 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,717 I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20. 175 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,075 Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys, 176 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,958 although I did move them into my new pyjama closet. 177 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,793 And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore. 178 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,472 And why are you limping? 179 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,959 Fishing. 180 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,235 I'm limping from fishing. 181 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,993 - I know that limp. - No, Bob. Bob, no. 182 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,672 You just got a vasectomy. 183 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,557 I had mine done back in '68. 184 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,916 Ironically, that was the same year that Enid discovered pasta 185 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,753 and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women. 186 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,432 I didn't just get a vasectomy. 187 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,397 Come on, soldier. 188 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,914 If I have to force you to drop your pants, I will. 189 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,672 So tell Bobbo, 190 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,399 was it a hard decision for the two of you to make? 191 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,679 Snip it, doc. Snip it hard. 192 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:32,315 Yeah, we... We really struggled with it. 193 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,356 I don't really care. 194 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,639 All right, love. 195 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,037 Why are you waving? You're married. 196 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,156 So what, married people can't wave now? 197 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,992 They can wave like this... 198 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,150 but you can't wave like this... 199 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:55,836 What plans of ours did you flake on to go to that waving seminar? 200 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,390 Oh, why are you asking me? Did you forget? You big plan-forgetter. 201 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,391 I don't need to go to a waving seminar 202 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,516 to know that this wave is known 203 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,592 as "I am a married woman whose self-esteem has plummeted 204 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,719 because nobody looks at me anymore, so I'm acting like a desperate hussy." 205 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,869 Oh, snap. 206 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,916 Did you just call me a hussy? 207 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,319 Desperate hussy. 208 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,636 Ladies! Ladies, stop! 209 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,635 Continue. 210 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:37,233 So, Billy, we're gonna need to get your brother's insurance information. 211 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,676 He's not me brother. I only met the fella last night, God bless him. 212 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,797 In life, we often make assumptions that aren't true. 213 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,951 Whether it's assuming you know how someone's gonna react... 214 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,508 OK. Let me have it. 215 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,876 Whatever makes you happy, sweetie. 216 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,712 I'll see you at home. 217 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,474 Or assuming a little girl from Connecticut would never fight dirty. 218 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,277 I'm going in! 219 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,951 Most assumptions could be avoided 220 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,600 if you asked a simple question in the first place. 221 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,671 If you're not his brother, who are you? 222 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,752 Me? I'm the bloke that hit him. 223 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,437 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 224 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,114 It was an accident. He threw the first punch. 225 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,270 Then I hit him, he slipped, hit his head. 226 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,158 Where I come from, you knock someone unconscious, 227 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,435 you stay around, you make sure they're OK. 228 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,796 Right? So guess what? I won't be leaving. 229 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,030 You'll have to deal with me and my partner. 230 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,878 I mean, like my partner, not like my partner. 231 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,070 Can I talk to you outside for a second? 232 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,192 How you doing? 233 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,113 Not great, actually. I'm dead. 234 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,555 Bummer. How long? 235 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,959 Four years next month. 236 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,792 Jeez, that's a nightmare. 237 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,189 I was dead once, for about ten minutes. 238 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,271 Then me mate Danny peed on me head. 239 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,920 - Really? - It's quite a sight to wake up to. 240 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,877 Heard you guys were fighting. 241 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,188 We made up. 242 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,352 No, they didn't. Chop-busting. 243 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,032 And doc-dusting. 244 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,954 Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla. 245 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,793 My hand is stuck in this rat's nest that she calls hair. 246 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,949 Dye-job. 247 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,873 Got it. But Chopstick, you gonna have to buy a new watch. 248 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,793 Carla, you may want to borrow some of my spray-on hair. 249 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,869 Baby! 250 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,269 No, forget them. We have to deal with Billy. 251 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,430 Should we call the cops on this guy? 252 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,112 I don't know. He seems cool. 253 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,239 He put a guy in the hospital. That's a felony. We're supposed to report him. 254 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,790 Are you trying to convince me to do something you already did? 255 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,314 This is a decision we both need to make, 256 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,630 together, as a team, as a unit. 257 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,109 All right, fine, let's call the cops. 258 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,668 - Thank God. - Hello, gentlemen. 259 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,230 We got a call about a felony from a Dr Turk. 260 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,675 "Turk" is easier to hear over the phone. 261 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,990 "Dorian" isn't hard to hear over the phone, 262 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,275 but I didn't want to talk about it with Turk. 263 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,351 When you have a problem with someone, 264 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,510 you tend to talk to everyone except them. 265 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,479 I went behind Jordan's back and got my junk rewired. She was sweet to me. 266 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,869 Sweet, Bobbo. 267 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,838 What the hell do you make of that? 268 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,752 Carla thinks she's so tough. She's been around the block. 269 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,400 She's from the block. Enough about the block! 270 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,675 It's not my fault my family had an orchard. 271 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,558 For four years I've had to listen to Elliot complain. 272 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,438 "My parents are too rich." "I slept with J.D. Again." 273 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,192 "Why can't I gain any weight?" 274 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,555 I got problems of my own. I'm from the block. 275 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,154 I wanted to help her. I wish she could've heard me. 276 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,118 OK, Jerry, you're out. Laverne? Can I talk to you? 277 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,839 Perry, believe me when I say I'm proud to welcome you 278 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,992 to what I like to call the seedless grapes club. But still... 279 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,153 I have just one obvious, and hopefully chop-busting question... 280 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,913 Why the hell are you talking to me about this? 281 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,828 I guess I should be talking to her. 282 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,433 Jordan, why aren't you more upset about this? I don't get it. 283 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,273 You'd go to your mother's for a bitch refresher course 284 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,193 and then you'd come back here, swinging for the fences. 285 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,589 I'd love to chat, but if we're late for ballet, 286 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,911 Jack won't get a spot by the bathroom and he'll pee in his tights. 287 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,993 I'm sorry, my son is taking... is taking ballet? 288 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,119 Jordan, he's already got an overbearing mother and a fairly prominent lisp. 289 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,475 If we stick him in the tights, we might as well 290 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,710 just get him a time share on Fire Island. 291 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,234 I haven't decided if I'm gonna make him gay yet. 292 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,231 I see what this is. 293 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,754 This is the payback, huh? 294 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,071 I didn't freak out because you and I are two independent people 295 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,118 in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings. 296 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,555 I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised. 297 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,153 Let's go ballet. 298 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,672 Do I wish it were different? Sometimes. 299 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:08,390 But whatever you and I have is working, so I guess I just have to live with it. 300 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,879 Bye, Daddy. 301 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,637 - So how you feeling down there? - Oh, great. Great. 302 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,199 Reverse it. 303 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,192 See ya, lads. 304 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,108 Man. 305 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,555 I know we feel guilty, OK, but it's over. 306 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,916 It's not like there's gonna be any ramifications. 307 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,879 You have one day to come up with another gorgeous Irishman. 308 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,872 One day. What? 309 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,794 The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender. 310 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,195 I'm glad Billy's gone. He was such a jerk. 311 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,032 He kept calling me Bonnie. 312 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,314 Bonnie means pretty. 313 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,238 My God, I will never love like that again. 314 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,270 You know I wasn't really mad about Billy or the whole flaking thing. 315 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,669 I remember hugging you the day of my wedding. 316 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,638 Even though the other two bridesmaids were my sisters, 317 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,312 I felt closer to you. 318 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,710 When did we stop being best friends? 319 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,439 It feels like it took us so long to get to that point 320 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,192 and it's gone away so quickly. 321 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,352 It's my fault. I've been burying myself in being married. 322 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,638 It was your first year. I should've been the one to make the extra effort. 323 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,349 - So, what now? - We try harder. 324 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,032 All right. 325 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,190 Who taught you how to fight like that? 326 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,795 When you grow up on an orchard, you don't have much choice. 327 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,512 Apple thieves. 328 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,912 - What the hell happened to you? - I got them to reverse the vasectomy. 329 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,753 What an incredibly normal thing to do. 330 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,831 Jordan, let me talk for a second. 331 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,879 I've been trained for many years to take any emotion I feel, 332 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,555 push it down, and then let it out by drinking way too much 333 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,518 and by yelling at the football players on my TV screen. 334 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,593 And I really thought I hit the jackpot when I finally met a woman 335 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,433 who was as disturbed and closed off as I am. 336 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,635 Thank you. 337 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,234 You're welcome. Still, now I want more. 338 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,515 I really do. I want to talk about things. 339 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,717 Not everything. I don't want to talk about everything. 340 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,553 I don't need to know when you beat up a woman in the park 341 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,074 because her purse is the same colour as yours, 342 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,515 but things that matter. 343 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,478 Things that are important to us as a family. 344 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:39,269 And I know... I know that there are guys who bring flowers 345 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,033 and there are guys who write love songs. 346 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,350 But I'm a guy sitting in front of you here 347 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,637 with a twice-operated-on penis that says I want to be a couple 348 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,711 that communicates more openly. 349 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,314 What kind of guy writes love songs? 350 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,834 Guys whose mothers make them go to ballet class. 351 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,478 Fair enough. 352 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,396 - You know how much I love you. - I love you too. 353 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,395 Now that we're being all open and honest... 354 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,948 - Yeah. - I do not want to have any more kids. 355 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,511 - I think you should get the vasectomy. - Fantastic. 356 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,717 My partner and I... Yeah, I said it... 357 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,872 We had heard that Billy was back and he was mad. 358 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,838 - I warned you! - What the hell happened? 359 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,879 - I popped him again. - Are you serious? 360 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,510 You think scaring people's funny? Well, good, cos you're dying. 361 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,034 - John Dorian, you are a doctor. - He started it. 362 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,314 Sorry about your face. 363 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,436 I threw the first punch. It was my fault. 364 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,670 Right, then, I'm off. 365 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,830 Supposed to be in Florence by midnight. 366 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,512 How are you gonna do that? 367 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,070 Her apartment's two blocks away. Should be no problem at all. 368 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,357 Hey, we're sorry about the whole incarceration thing. 369 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,795 No worries. Life's too short to hold a grudge. 370 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,711 You might wanna ask yourselves 371 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,837 why you didn't have the decency to talk to me first. 372 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,435 But I shall let you two "partners" figure that out. 373 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,990 By the way, you're a gorgeous couple. Good luck to you. 374 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,798 See you, lads! 375 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,795 When I was alive, I wish I had lived one day 376 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,871 like he lives every day of his life. 377 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,791 Dead people don't talk, Jerry. 378 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,632 We weren't really mad at Jerry. 379 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,439 What we realised was that we were jealous of Billy 380 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,318 because he was out living life and Turk and I weren't. 381 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,073 I guess it's important not to take life for granted. 382 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,879 Whether it's appreciating your relationships... 383 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,554 - Let's go for the hat trick, doc. - Are you sure? 384 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,676 Hey, doc, zip it, grip it, and snip it! 385 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,470 Or renewing your friendships. 386 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,999 I almost peed. 387 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,839 For Turk and I, it was important to just get out and start living life, period. 388 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,595 Buddy, it is almost 1.00 in the morning, and we have to be at work at 5.00. 389 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,114 I know, but how often do we do this? 390 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,430 You're absolutely right. Come on. 391 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,511 Do you have any twos? 392 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,114 No. Go fish, please. 393 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,634 Do you have any Ks? 394 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,711 Please go fish. 395 00:20:08,305 --> 00:21:08,379 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP