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Even though it can be tough around here,
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sometimes God gives you little gifts
to get you through the day.
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- Grab a mop...
- Shush. Watching The Sixth Sense.
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There's a mess in the hallway.
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- This kid sees dead people.
- That film is at least five years old.
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So what? I haven't seen it.
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Bruce Willis is a ghost.
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He's been dead the entire time.
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Oh! All the best.
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No! No!
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You guys, I'm so excited about tonight.
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We're just going to a nightclub.
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No, Carla. An African-American club.
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Promise me you'll be cool.
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In Turk's defence,
we had tried this once before.
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You can't touch me.
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And once before that.
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Yeah, boy!
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Man. It's only 10.00.
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But, hey, the third time's a charm.
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All right, you three can go in.
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- Word.
- Uh-uh. You're out.
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- Oh, look, sir...
- Baby, I got this. Listen here, man.
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He's a little out of his mizzle,
so for just a little bizzle,
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if you let him up in this pizzle,
he'll be all chizzle.
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You out, too.
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Sir, this is for idiot number one,
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and this is for idiot number two.
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Come on, you fool.
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Oh, I knew I'd get in!
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Just don't lose your head, Bambi.
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Oh!
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Turk! J.D.'s doing the...
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Oh, God.
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After two hours
of roboting I was parched.
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And that's when I saw Kylie.
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Hi. Can you make me an appletini?
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I hope so. It's my favourite drink.
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Oh, my God. That's a sign!
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If only she had
my goofy sense of humour.
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Out of vodka. Let me go
downstairs and get more.
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I've been working on my fake stair walk.
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OK, time to move in for the kill.
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Work the fact you're a doctor
into the conversation. Just be subtle.
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I'm a doctor. John Dorian.
Most of my patients live.
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This is so weird.
I've been looking for a doctor...
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My God, look at those beautiful eyes.
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They're so big I can see myself in them.
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Wow! How cute am I?
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So it's probably nothing big, but I'm
wondering if you could check it out.
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You got it.
Come by Sacred Heart tomorrow.
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I have clinic hours.
After all, I'm a doctor.
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You're gonna date a patient.
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I hope she has something that keeps
her here so you get to know her.
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I gotta thank you for taking
a special interest.
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He's just excited
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because he wishes he dated more
sexy black women when he was single.
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At least he married one.
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Todd, I'm not black.
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Right. And I'm not straight.
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Do you ever get that special
fluttery feeling in your heart
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when you feel like a woman's
about to change your life?
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Hey, J. D! This is my boyfriend James.
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Thanks again for seeing him.
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How's your heart?
The fluttering has stopped.
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There. Is she black?
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Be with you in a second.
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Thanks, doc.
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It's funny. I thought you said
you were the one who needed a doctor.
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No. I told you it was James.
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Oh. How could I not have heard that?
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Remember, I said...
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My God, look at those beautiful eyes.
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They're so b... You're doing it again!
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So I'll see you in there.
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OK. In there I'll see you.
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Oh, man! I can't believe it's over.
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Dude, it's not that serious.
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There could be a window, but you have to
get in there and fish for information.
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You don't want to lose this hottie!
She is a slamming hottie, and you...
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Turk.
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I got this. Baby,
you know you're his world.
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I'm going for it. But, you know,
I gotta go in there hot.
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Turk, what's that joke
that Mickhead always tells?
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Dude, a guy walks
into a dentist's office
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and says, "I think I'm a moth."
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The dentist then says,
"If you think you're a moth,
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why'd you come to the dentist's office?"
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The guy then says,
"Well, the light was on."
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That moth was crazy.
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Hey, I heard a great joke.
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A guys walks into a dentist's office
and says, "I think I'm a moth."
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The dentist says,
"If you think you're a moth,
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why are you in a dentist's office?"
I forgot the punch line.
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You can't bail out now. Stall, stall!
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So the moth says,
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"That's a good question.
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What kind of dentist are you?"
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And the dentist says,
"I'm a general dentist,
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but I do dabble in orthodontry,
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braces and such," and the moth says,
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"Orthodontry?
I hear there's great money in that."
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The light was on!
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"To answer your original question,
which was if I think I'm a moth,
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why am I in a dentist's office,
the answer is because the light was on."
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The light. It was the light, James.
Moths love light.
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So, other than your funny bone being
broken, what seems to be the problem?
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Had a fever and stomach-ache
for almost a week.
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OK, well, let's get
a little history on you.
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Time to go fishing for some info.
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You ever have shortness of breath,
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for instance when you're walking Kylie
to the apartment that you share?
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- We don't live together.
- Window! Window!
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Oh, so you're waiting
until you get married.
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We're not engaged.
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I don't have shortness of breath,
but my right knee is a little puffy.
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Maybe that's from dragging
your feet. Am I right?
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She knows! OK.
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Using patient histories to your
advantage is an old doctor trick.
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What a doctor says and what they mean
are often two different things.
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Dr Robbins treated your husband but
we'll approach this case differently.
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It's very comforting to have
the chief of medicine here.
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I took a special interest in this case.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Elliot.
Your boobies look hot today.
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Mr Cheng's test results
show that he's in renal failure.
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We're waiting for the results
of his blood smear.
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I saw his chart before
I went to the bakery. He's got malaria.
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And you were going to tell him this
after you had a sticky bun?
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He's going to live at least another 12
hours and the bakery closes at 5.00.
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But we've gotta get moving on this.
What should we do?
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Nothing. Mr Cheng
is not long for this world.
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Do you believe that guy?
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I never cease to be amazed by the depth
of his cynicism and callousness.
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So what do you think we should do?
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I don't care. I'm going home
to watch the Lakers play the Heat.
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It's the game of the year,
Shaq versus Kobe.
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You are going to stay
and deal with this yourself.
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Shaq versus Kobe?
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All the best. Ooh! Let it happen.
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Three, two, one.
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What's this stretch good for?
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It loosens up my chest.
You should probably stretch too.
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Don't need to. I got a tube of
Bengay on each one of my hamstrings.
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How are things going with Kylie?
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OK. Is there some special way
to get a black girl to like you?
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When a black girl asks you if her ass
looks big, you say, "Hell, yeah."
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- All right.
- OK?
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- You want to play some ball?
- Hell, yes.
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Dr Kelso, I've thought about it,
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and I am not going to just
wait for Mr Cheng to die.
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- Excuse me?
- Are you kidding me?
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Barbie going toe to toe with Big Bob
in a battle of the annoyings?
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Well, happy birthday to me!
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We should do an exchange transfusion.
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The southpaw with the blonde bangs
and big britches comes out swinging!
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The man is 72
and in multi-system organ dysfunction.
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It's done. It's parasites one,
person zero,
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If you tell that family
he's got a chance,
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all you're doing is raising their hopes.
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Oh, tremendous body blow!
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Oh, and for the record,
we're not colleagues.
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I don't care what you think.
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The fight goes
to the stocky middleweight
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from Monroeville, Pennsylvania.
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Perry, Mickhead called in sick.
I need you to work tonight.
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That's all and good,
but I'm not available.
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There is no chance I am missing
this game. No chance, no how.
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What the...
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Say, Bob, what the hell
happened in your office?
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Every year, the med students
get me with a practical joke.
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They messed with
the speed control on my treadmill.
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What I can't figure is
how they got into my office.
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Here's the key to Kelso's office.
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And here's Nurse Tisdale's phone number.
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I don't have any idea how
they might've gotten in here, Bob.
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If you think I'm missing
the biggest game of the year...
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I hate to interrupt, but I'm still woozy
from being shot into my wall,
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so why don't you just go work your shift
and use my VCR to tape the game?
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When did you get this?
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Right about the time
we couldn't afford that MRI machine.
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Of course you did.
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Hey, Kylie, I wrote down
that moth joke for you.
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Wow.
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Give her a compliment.
Tell her she has a huge ass.
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- You...
- What happened to your eye?
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It's a little embarrassing.
I was playing basket...
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Embarrassing for me, actually.
See... Wingman time.
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We were playing basketball,
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and he scored eight buckets
in a row on yours truly.
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- I alley-ooped him.
- Shut up.
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You could've used J.D. At Seton Hall.
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The soup kitchen where you volunteer
called... You played at Seton Hall?
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All four years.
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- Get out of here!
- Did the soup kitchen have a message?
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They're out of broth. What was
it like playing college ball?
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Sweetie, I'm gonna go
to the cafeteria and get you a coffee.
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Hell, no! Sweetie ain't drinking
no cafeteria coffee.
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Sweetie, you are drinking
the coffee from the doctors' lounge.
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Let's... Seton Hall, huh? Yeah!
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Thank you.
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It's the test results.
Let's see what's going on.
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Your gramstain shows that you have...
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You have gonorrhoea.
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We should probably test Kylie
to see if she's infected.
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No, we haven't slept together, yet.
It's not like I'm missing out.
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I probably got it from my secretary.
Or that trainer from the gym.
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Or this fine chick Tamyra
that bartends with Kylie.
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Yeah!
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We should probably get you fixed up
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or things might start
falling off of you.
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Listen up.
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I have been cursed to work
the night shift with you chuckleheads,
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which means I have to tape
the Laker-Heat game,
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and seeing as no one
in the history of this germbox
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has ever made made it through a shift
without saying, "Oh, my God!
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Did you see what happened last night
on America's Fattest Fatties?
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A 900-pound woman
lost a pound and a half
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and cried for 20 minutes." Be warned.
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If you utter a word
about the score of the game,
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it will be your last. Now get out!
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Go, go, go, go! Chop, chop!
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What drives people to seek revenge?
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So... you don't want to know
the ending of something.
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I can relate to that.
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What is that in your lap?
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Leonard. Half-kitten, half-monkey.
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Unfortunately, with his system failing,
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Dr Reid and I have agreed
there's nothing more we can do.
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What drives people
to go back on their word?
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If we do an exchange transfusion,
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there's a chance
we can save your father.
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Oh! Thank you, thank you!
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Thank you, thank you!
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You have to keep this between us.
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You know, doctor-patient
confidentiality, right?
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And what do you do
when every fibre of your being
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wants to say something,
but you know you can't.
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Hey! What are you guys talking about?
241
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Nothing.
242
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,190
Why do all the good ones have
boyfriends with venereal diseases,
243
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but you can't say anything
cos you're the guy's doctor?
244
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,311
I am so sick of men screwing women over,
245
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like cheating on them or using your
lavender bath gel to wash their car.
246
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,997
You did not just compare cheating
247
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and getting gonorrhoea
to me using your soap.
248
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I'm just saying men let you down.
J.D., you have to tell her.
249
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J.D. Took the Hippocratic oath.
There's no way around it.
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Is there an "A"?
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Yes, there is.
252
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Yes!
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There may be a way around it.
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Thanks.
255
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,315
Ooh! Barbie, you are up there
without a net this time.
256
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,755
I sure do hope Mr Cheng rallies for you
257
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,674
because if he doesn't, you're gonna
be hearing Bob Kelso's voice saying,
258
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"Sweetheart, I told you so"
from now until you're two inches shorter
259
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and driving around Florida
with your left-hand blinker on.
260
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Now it's time to ruin the game.
261
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,591
- Come with me to the window.
- Do you have some elaborate plan?
262
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I do. I convinced everybody
that's afraid of me to go outside
263
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and spell out the score.
264
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,911
- Really?
- No, you idiot.
265
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I'm just gonna tell you
the score of the game,
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maybe knock your head against the glass.
267
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I was way out of line telling
you how that movie ended,
268
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,228
but, God save me, watching sports
269
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is one of the last pure
pleasures I have left in my life,
270
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so you tell me what's it gonna take
271
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for you to let me go home,
sit in my massage chair,
272
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and enjoy the game?
273
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I would like to perform
open heart surgery.
274
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,760
- No.
- How about you perform surgery on me
275
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- so that I can breathe underwater?
- No.
276
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- I would like a shark that read minds.
- No.
277
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- You and I trade lives for a year.
- No.
278
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,874
A meal and an hour
in your massage chair?
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- Done.
- Done.
280
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,469
Hey, guys, it's off.
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Wow! You guys are organised.
282
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,510
Hey, did you catch
that Lakers-Heat game?
283
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,511
Five seconds left...
284
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,269
I can't believe you make
$300 in tips a night.
285
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,476
This is why doctors
should have tip jars.
286
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,710
I make three bucks
for serving a martini.
287
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,270
You put your lips on the mouth of
a dead guy and bring him back to life.
288
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,555
That's gotta be worth
at least a five spot.
289
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,870
I should be getting back to James.
290
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,999
There's no rush. A nurse is up there
right now getting some blood from him.
291
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:09,232
I'm sorry! It's never taken me
12 pokes to find a vein.
292
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,630
Got it!
293
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,554
I should've brought my laptop.
I could've gotten so much work done.
294
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,437
You can bartend on-line?
295
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,317
I work to pay for grad school.
296
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,868
I'm getting my master's
in political science.
297
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,394
I love politics! Ask me anything.
298
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,870
What are you doing?!
You don't know anything about politics!
299
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,316
Unless she asks about Bush
or the bald assistant president.
300
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,516
Did you know only 17°% of people
301
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,114
under the age of 25 voted last year?
302
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,111
You can vote if you're under 25?
303
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,191
The only thing you can take solace in
304
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,352
is a girl like her would probably
never be interested in you.
305
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,557
I can't believe a cute guy
like you doesn't have a girlfriend.
306
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,471
If I was single, I'd snatch you up.
307
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,597
Would you like to play
a game of hangman?
308
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,795
As I sat there letting
my interns do all my work,
309
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,075
I wondered if there
was a parallel universe
310
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,515
where another J.D.
And Kylie could be together
311
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,831
because there's no Hippocratic oath
on planet Glornack Seven.
312
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,480
- Are you on Glornack Seven?
- Why are you so happy?
313
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,916
I just did an exchange transfusion
on my malaria patient in there,
314
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,877
and he just woke up from his coma.
315
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,078
Well, he woke up to a world of bad
boyfriends, oaths, and gonorrhoea.
316
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,559
He did. You know why?
317
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,996
Because I broke the rules and ignored
what Dr Kelso wanted me to do.
318
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,036
Sometimes you have to break the rules.
319
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,714
Elliot's patient waking up
was a clear sign.
320
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,758
Mr Cheng is crashing.
321
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,673
Signs be damned! I'm telling her.
322
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,832
Kylie! Kylie!
323
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,319
You can't tell her!
They won't let you be a doctor!
324
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,152
I'd make more money bartending!
325
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,950
Turk, if we leave right now, I might
be awake for sex tonight. Get my coat.
326
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,156
You owe me.
327
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:57,711
Baby, so I didn't know which one
was yours, so I grabbed all of them.
328
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,759
Just give me a second. I need to talk
to Elliot, and then I gotta clock out.
329
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,115
And then we have sex?
Then we have sex, OK.
330
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,640
I really thought he had a shot.
331
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,553
Well, the family's downstairs
whenever you're ready to talk to them.
332
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,909
Go ahead. Call me
sweetheart and tell me
333
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,070
I'm a pathetic excuse for a doctor.
334
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,470
You made a bold decision
and it bit you in the keister.
335
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,559
Yeah.
336
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,757
I don't like people disagreeing with me.
337
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,435
There's not another resident here
who has the guts to do it.
338
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,238
I feel so guilty about Mr Cheng.
339
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,198
Could you at least just make fun
of my bangs or something?
340
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,838
Take it from a colleague,
341
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,151
Telling that family what happened
after getting their hopes up
342
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,595
is going to be far worse
than any shot I can take
343
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,035
at that John Denver
haircut you're sporting.
344
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,997
Did... Did you just
call me a colleague?
345
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,470
I did. But I hate my colleagues.
346
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,077
What the hell are you doing?
347
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,559
I get to have sex.
348
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,232
I hate this place.
349
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,676
I get to have sex tonight!
350
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,596
- Hey, Kylie, there you are.
- Hey, J.D.
351
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,671
This is your moment! Grab it!
352
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,911
Listen, Kylie... Out loud,
you idiot! Out loud!
353
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,037
I wanted to thank you
for being such a great doctor.
354
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:33,033
And there it was.
Great doctors don't break oaths.
355
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,113
Thanks again for everything.
356
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,837
Someone once said
the bad guys always win.
357
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,434
Sometimes the bad guy
is a jerk boyfriend.
358
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,711
It's finally here...
359
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,598
the long-awaited showdown
between Shaq and Kobe.
360
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,399
Sometimes the bad guy
is the man you've been battling
361
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,072
for as long as you can remember.
362
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,233
Hey, Perry! 98-97 Lakers. Kobe dunked
over Shaq for the game winner.
363
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,437
Don't ever mess with my treadmill.
364
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,753
Is this homemade gravy?
365
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,478
And sometimes the bad guy is a disease
that you didn't stand a chance against.
366
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,757
But you said he could get better.
367
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,831
I'm so sorry.
368
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,912
I guess all you can do is come back
to work the next morning
369
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,355
and hope that being a good guy pays off.
370
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,353
What are you doing here?
371
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,431
My girlfriend Tamyra from the club,
372
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,069
she's also feeling a little sick,
and you'll never guess what she has.
373
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,878
Gonorrhoea!
374
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,997
I mean... gonorrhoea.
375
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,993
Kylie, I wanted to tell you so badly,
but, you know, it's against the rules.
376
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,558
You can tell me now.
377
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,158
Your boyfriend's a jerk.
378
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,231
He's not my boyfriend.
379
00:20:02,305 --> 00:21:02,496
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