1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,992 Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie, 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,559 I had to run it by the experts. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,916 So be honest but not too honest, cos I'm feeling a little chunky. 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,112 - We like it. - Oh, thank God. 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,270 I swore I heard the word jowly. 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,514 So... how many outfits did you try on before you picked that one? 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:33,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 8 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,352 Not too many. 9 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,000 On a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing 10 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,752 and know how far he would get. 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,037 - Me too. That guy is getting boobies. - Yeah, he is. 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,075 That guy's getting a hug at the door. 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,749 And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits. 14 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,673 - I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do. 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,797 The entire ensemble works. The jacket never comes off. 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,794 Carla, I need keys to the Mini convertible. 17 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,552 She can't get on my scooter. 18 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,950 - The top won't go up. - It'll be awesome. 19 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,994 Sorry about your hair. 20 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,629 Don't beat yourself up. I got a scrunchie. 21 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,559 There! 22 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,188 What the hell was that? 23 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,515 It's a poor little possum! We should take him to the vet. 24 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,354 It was Sophie's Choice, either leave the possum there to die 25 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,396 or wrap it up in my sports coat 26 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,631 and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurking beneath. 27 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,673 Careful. His hoof is bleeding on the gear shift. 28 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,398 Sorry. 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,708 This thing's dead. That'll be $120. 30 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,553 One hundred twenty dollars for a stupid dead rat? 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:01,109 It's so sweet that you're depressed about that poor little possum. 32 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,477 I'll always remember him. 33 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,950 Little Carlton. I named him after my uncle. 34 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,473 He had red eyes. 35 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,792 Allergic to preserves, but he spread them on everything, you know? 36 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,236 We only lost a half hour. We can still make that reservation. 37 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,472 There's possums everywhere! 38 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,312 No, no, no. It's just a box. 39 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,396 A talking box. 40 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,590 I think your shirt stopped the bleeding. 41 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,079 Great! 42 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,111 - Happy birthday, Laverne. - Thanks, Carla. 43 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,351 - Did your brother make you face cake? - Sure did! 44 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,755 - Wow! - Can I have a piece of that face cake? 45 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,035 I heard there was face cake. 46 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,310 Back off! 47 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,551 I'm saving this for my party tonight. 48 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,518 Outstanding. 49 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:10,037 Nurse, do me a favour, please. Bandage this gentleman up? 50 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,998 They sensed my first date wasn't going perfectly. 51 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,039 Though I could smell face cake in the air, it was about to get worse. 52 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,829 - Dr Dorkian, I presume? - The ex-girlfriend from hell. 53 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:25,789 Get out! Get out before she sprays her toxic stink over your new relationship. 54 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,431 Danni, love to stay and talk, but I'm giving Kylie here a tour of the ICU. 55 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,114 You were going to take me back to the underpass! 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,272 After the tour! What is it with you and the underpass? 57 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,233 She's your nightmare sister. You take her to dinner. 58 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,709 I spent the day with her. She stole a sweater. 59 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,792 So what? You're the one wearing it. Now, let's go eat. 60 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,758 I've had nothing all day except vodka and olives. 61 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,311 Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie. 62 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,834 Are you doing this because I forgot to shave? 63 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,876 Lord! That's a one-day moustache? 64 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,632 No, Lonnie. 65 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,512 It's so great, because the residents are practically our slaves. 66 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,195 I just said slaves to my new black girlfriend! 67 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,708 Unfreeze, J.D., it's over. 68 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,238 So... what's wrong with this guy? 69 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,878 Well, let's see. 70 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,758 "Fatigue, fever, malaise". 71 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:22,515 - Have you been to Hong Kong, sir? - Yeah. 72 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,716 And then I said something stupid. 73 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,915 Could be SARS. 74 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,434 I forgot that if any doctor suspects SARS, 75 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,876 it's cause for immediate quarantine lockdown. 76 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,198 What have you done, Newbie? 77 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,711 Quarantinis, anyone? 78 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,993 Mr Donaldson hasn't been to Hong Kong in 20 years, 79 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,117 so I bet my one remaining testicle no one has SARS. 80 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,636 Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down 81 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,837 until the labs come back, and that will take several hours. 82 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,912 Hang in there, don't forget this is Dr Dorian's fault. 83 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,195 Kylie, angry mob. Angry mob, Kylie. 84 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,633 Hey. 85 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,233 SARS sucks. 86 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,313 OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law. 87 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,515 - Hi. - Hi. 88 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,273 Otherwise, bear in mind that we are short-handed. 89 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,796 - There are only four doctors here. - I counted more than that. 90 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,474 I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle head. 91 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,028 Pee Pants is a pathologist, he doesn't count. 92 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,759 Johnson is a dermatologist, Greek for "fake doctor", 93 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,957 and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons. 94 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,712 There's only two of us. 95 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,473 You are so very useless, I counted you both twice. 96 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,073 Yeah, you did. 97 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,710 Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on? 98 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,475 I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting, 99 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,313 being in a hospital, getting to see you in action. 100 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,868 - I wish I could be your assistant. - Say no more. 101 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,235 - Lonnie, shirt. - No! 102 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,470 Don't make me say pants. I'll do it. 103 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,033 Still tanning, I see. 104 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,880 - He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah. 105 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,270 That is so cute! I'll go change. 106 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,755 - It looks like she's having fun. - It's a front. She's miserable. 107 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,150 The highlight was putting a possum to sleep. That's not a euphemism. 108 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,949 J.D., seeing a young doctor do his job is an amazing turn-on for a girl. 109 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,029 My dad's a doctor. 110 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:50,318 I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital. 111 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,359 I didn't want to sleep with him, but there were some complicated feelings. 112 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,512 But that's totally normal for an 11 -year-old, right? 113 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,273 Anyway, yeah... 114 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,759 I forgot... 115 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:06,318 - So, what first, doctor? - Well, you need a chart. 116 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,628 Lonnie, chart! 117 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,556 You look ridiculous. 118 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,030 Except for that glorious moustache. 119 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,836 Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out? 120 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,673 Does "hang out" mean choke you? 121 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,593 Hey, Danni, what's shaking? 122 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,395 Turk and Carla's wedding, we made out. 123 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,074 - So did we. - Was it at the same time? 124 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,674 I have a habit of doing that at people's weddings. 125 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,591 Leaving. Good show, fellows. 126 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,231 Wait for me, Per-Per! 127 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,872 Smooth manoeuvre, Hoover. You scared her off. 128 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,635 You were the one who was embarrassingly forward! 129 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,671 I'm bored. I'm a surgeon, and there's no surgery. 130 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,830 Why do you think I brought you in here? 131 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,559 We're short. He needs his bedsores redressed. 132 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,079 That's nurse stuff. I don't have the expertise. 133 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,197 - Turk, any idiot can be a nurse. - I know. I just think... 134 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,157 I knew you thought that. I knew it! 135 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,992 You tricked me. 136 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,794 - Say she's mine, Murphy! - Not till you kill me! 137 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,440 Only thing I detest more than treating patients 138 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,557 is treating them on an empty stomach. I'm famished. 139 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,712 - We've been here for eight minutes. - I haven't eaten today. 140 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,712 I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight. 141 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:36,396 It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners. 142 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,870 That's an incredibly boring story with a fantastic... 143 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,757 ...finish! 144 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,597 Five bucks says you can't do that twice. 145 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,908 You're on. 146 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,590 Double or nothing. 147 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,080 So how's it going with Kylie? 148 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,471 There was nothing exciting going on. 149 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,633 This sucks. I need to look like a stud. I can't unless I save somebody's life. 150 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,678 - I need someone to have a heart attack. - Got 20 bucks? 151 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,235 So, Nurse Ghandirilla, I need you to suction this guy, 152 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,790 do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and go ahead and top him off 153 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,476 with a special sponge bath, happy ending optional. His choice, not yours. 154 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,313 - The guy's in a coma. - Not all of him. 155 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,393 - Not here. Not here. Not here. - Danni! 156 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,953 - Hi! - Oh, good! You're here. 157 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,237 Since we're amigos now, could you do me a solid? 158 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,357 This bald, sad clown isn't really much of a nurse, 159 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,273 so could you go ahead and keep an eye on him for me? 160 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,793 Yeah, sure. I'd love to. 161 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,273 - Hey, didn't I go to your wedding? - Yeah. You threw up on my gram-gram. 162 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,636 Hey! You can't get inside my head. 163 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,435 Hey, mentally strong! 164 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,916 You can't smoke in here. 165 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,073 I don't see any signs. 166 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,994 So how much does he owe me, Barbarino? 167 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,035 Six hundred, so far. 168 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:15,874 Damn it, man. You cannot afford this. Stop. 169 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,313 Stop. 170 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,719 Stop. 171 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,670 Come on, Steve. Stay with me, buddy! 172 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,228 You're not getting this one yet, Lord! 173 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,437 - Could you make your face a bit redder? - I want more money. 174 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,238 - What? - Fifty bucks, or I tell her. 175 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,548 - I don't have it! - Get it! 176 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,995 Elliot, I need another doctor here, stat! 177 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,149 - Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tapped! 178 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,559 Ask Johnson. He's loaded. 179 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,995 I need a dermatologist over here, stat! 180 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,311 Oh, yeah! Time to shine. 181 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,395 What do you need? Is it a rash? 182 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,109 I paid him to fake a heart attack. He wants 50 bucks. We only have 20. 183 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,839 You know, I feel like you guys just use me for my money. 184 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,037 You have a trust fund! Now give me the money! 185 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,318 - Clear! - I'm alive! 186 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,473 J.D., one. Lord, zero. 187 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,956 Just like that, love was in the air. 188 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,510 It was as if our first date got others talking about some of theirs. 189 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,716 I had a first date where we played paintball. 190 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,360 All he did the whole time was shoot me in the face. 191 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,149 After two years with that guy, I'm like, "That's enough!" You know? 192 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,028 First dates, huh? Somebody give me 700 bucks. 193 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,793 I went out with a girl. She was the worst first date. 194 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,839 I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out... 195 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,990 OK. Your turn is done. 196 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,153 The worst one I had was with a guy who took me to a dumpy pizza parlour, right? 197 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,791 You know what? Really don't want to hear about this one. OK! 198 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,953 She didn't like the pizza I ordered because it had anchovies. Believe that? 199 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,999 - It had anchovies. - And pineapples. 200 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,548 And pineapples? 201 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,313 - And red peppers. - And green peppers. 202 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,597 - Wait... Red peppers. - No! 203 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:05,394 I heard the pain in my best friend's voice, and felt how little I cared. 204 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,189 By the way Kylie was looking at me, I knew she thought I was sexy. 205 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,679 You know something? 206 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,196 Seeing you in your element today, you seem so... 207 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,430 Here it comes... sexy. 208 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,635 Genuine. 209 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,712 She would have said sexy if I had a moustache. 210 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,475 You know, James lied all the time, and I don't know... 211 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,030 It's just nice to be with a guy I can trust. 212 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,519 Cool. 213 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,160 Oh, no. 214 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,556 I don't deserve this. 215 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,315 I'm no better than her ex-boyfriend. I paid a hobo to fake a heart attack. 216 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,678 So you just tell her the truth, she's mad for a while, then forgives you. 217 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,548 I see what you're saying. There's no downside. Kylie... 218 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,552 ...you dated the devil. - Turk. 219 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,312 - And you lied to me. - No! 220 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,437 You never asked if I dated Dr Cox. You can ask me anything. 221 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,672 - I would never lie to you. - Do you sometimes wish I had hair? 222 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,194 - Yes. - This is a nightmare. 223 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,909 - I'm standing in a nightmare. - Maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission. 224 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,151 - Cos you're a lie omitter! - This may be asking too much, 225 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,755 but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it? 226 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,229 - Fine. - Thank you. 227 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,311 Carla, I like your hair that way. 228 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,312 Laverne... 229 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,631 ...I bet you're tempted to break open that face cake 230 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,392 and just tear it apart. 231 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,152 No one's touching this. 232 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,676 Oh, I don't care. I'm not even hungry. 233 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,752 Dr Kelso, I don't have $ 700. 234 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,311 That sounded like the word "cake". 235 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:53,599 You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear. 236 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,350 - Hi, Glenn. - Hey. 237 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,829 - I'm Glenn. - I'm Glenn! 238 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,913 Look, let's not go down that road again. Come on. 239 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,479 Shake. 240 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,515 OK, it's time to come clean. 241 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,160 I brought you here because I want to tell you... 242 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,834 Say I'm Glenn! 243 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,592 That's peculiar. 244 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,229 - What I really wanted to say was... - J.D., J. D! Look at me! 245 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,752 That's the kind of girl my ex-boyfriend would have dated. 246 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,193 I barely know her. 247 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,554 The lies begin again. 248 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,039 I would never sleep with her. 249 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,634 That's it. You're stronger than this. No lies! 250 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,790 I race motorcycles. 251 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,591 Excuse me. 252 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,155 - What are you doing? - I need more cash. 253 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,595 - For what? - I'm putting DSL in my box. 254 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,671 Fine! But know this: 255 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,878 You've been nothing but a disappointment to me since the moment I ran over you. 256 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,549 - Hey, baby. - Keep it together. 257 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,552 Do you remember that quarantine we had seven years ago? 258 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:13,031 It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU? 259 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,597 - That's it! - Turk! 260 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,069 You had to do that? 261 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,038 Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal. 262 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,351 Give him a break! What if Jordan had a history with somebody? 263 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,671 Oh, fair enough. Hey, everyone, 264 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,514 in the brief 18 months that Jordan and I weren't together, 265 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,670 how many of you had your way with her? 266 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:40,278 Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you. 267 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:47,798 Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position... 268 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,475 ...it was long overdue, but thank you. - You're welcome. 269 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,596 You're a freak. 270 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,070 Who ate my face fake? 271 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,079 He did. 272 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,836 $ 700. 273 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,750 Wow, he is really out. 274 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,400 A mild sedative fell into his juice box. 275 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,199 J.D., I know why you're lying about everything. 276 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,556 You don't think you're good enough. You've always been insecure, 277 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,269 even though you're this funny, weird, amazing guy. 278 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,113 I mean, that's why I fell in love with you, 279 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,670 and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too. 280 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,035 Thanks, Elliot. Really. 281 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:38,079 But that's a load of crap. Nobody is themselves when they start dating. 282 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,515 Dating is acting like somebody you're not 283 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,478 until they like you enough to show them who you are. 284 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,551 - No, it's not. - What do you call that bra 285 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,030 - you wore for your date? - The miracle lift super push-up bra. 286 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,872 Not everyone's as insecure as me. 287 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,791 Carla, when you first dated Turk, 288 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,668 - did you say you loved basketball? - Yeah. 289 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,116 - How many have you watched? - One. 290 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,954 But only because he made me choose between basketball or having sex. 291 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,997 Exactly. When I get out of here, I'll treat her better than anyone has. 292 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,275 I just gotta make it through tonight. 293 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:16,433 Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino. 294 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,556 I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys. 295 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,468 Maybe because she's really in love with me, 296 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,712 and we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture. 297 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,952 Or maybe it's because I really liked her, 298 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,749 but she didn't feel the same way about me, and I got the forehead kiss 299 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,479 after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets. 300 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,757 Or maybe, and this is a huge outside maybe, 301 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,912 maybe she knows you're the kind of person who freaks out 302 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,560 over irrelevant things from the past. 303 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,791 Personally, I hope it's all three. 304 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,638 They say all horrible things eventually come to an end. 305 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,671 The lab results are back, and there is no SARS. 306 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,230 The quarantine is over. So, bye-bye, everyone. 307 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,351 That looks like my neck! 308 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,837 Oh, this does not end well for you. Thanks for the heads-up, jumpsuit. 309 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,559 You are going to pay every cent of that $ 700. 310 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,668 Double or nothing! 311 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,035 We're even. Good night, sir. 312 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,071 Dr. Kelso made me realize that lies come back to haunt you, 313 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,913 even little ones about cake. 314 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,878 Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple 315 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,713 that was much more established than Kylie and me. 316 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,910 I knew I couldn't let her go out that door. 317 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,878 - Let's go. - Kylie, wait. 318 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,714 I paid Steve 50 bucks and an IOU for another 120 319 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,109 to fake a heart attack. 320 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,636 - I really wanted tonight to go well. - Is there anything else? 321 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,194 Adios, assface. 322 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,113 I had sex with her a lot. 323 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,953 - Why are you telling me this? - If I don't come clean, 324 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,793 whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now, 325 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,111 I know it will come back to haunt me, ruin us, I don't want that. 326 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,638 I'm not looking for a project. 327 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,875 Yeah. I understand. 328 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,795 So get it together. 329 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,110 Now let's go get some coffee. 330 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:58,950 Wait. You know, if we leave like that, that's how you'll remember tonight. 331 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,715 - I don't want that. - So, what do you want to do? 332 00:20:03,305 --> 00:21:03,551 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP