1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:06,433 Things were amazing with Kylie, but before I could get emotionally invested, 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,114 I needed answers to some very important questions. 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,634 Name three spin-offs of the sitcom Happy Days. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,395 Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley, and Joanie loves Chachi. 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,119 You marry her. You marry her now. You marry her! 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,599 OK! We passed section one, 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,831 "Sitcoms about or involving Asian-American diner owners". 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,239 Now onto section two. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,878 "Fat, tubby TV husbands 10 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,032 and the hot women that would never actually marry them". 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,475 Hey, we're missing Sanford and Son. 12 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,913 - What? - Yes! 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,150 Turk was freaked out. Carla neverjoins us 14 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,993 on Sanford and Son or Cheers night. 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,198 I think she was feeling romantically competitive with Kylie and me. 16 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,754 Woman, woman! I am not a lollipop! 17 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,636 Quiet down now 18 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,836 It is time to watch the show 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,717 Yes, it started 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,552 Don't be licking me no more 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,315 Matter of fact Could you get me a handiwipe? 22 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,153 Carla certainly tried to be as adorable as us. 23 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,992 Darn it! You won. 24 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,992 Unfortunately, Turk wasn't on the same wavelength. 25 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,548 Do you see what you get, Carla? 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,553 Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior! 27 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,748 Yes! 28 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,752 Ten to 9.00! 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,839 - Hi. - Hi. 30 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,758 - Bye. - Bye. 31 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,508 Kylie's in class all day and bartends at night, 32 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,556 and I'm still pulling 16-hour shifts, 33 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,756 so we try to make sure we kiss once a day. 34 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,673 Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, she takes a cab here. 35 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,196 Tuesdays and Thursdays... I scooter to my baby 36 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,558 Honey... 37 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,677 ...I haven't fuffied in bed in, like, a week. 38 00:01:55,320 --> 00:02:01,031 With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from tainted meat is serious. 39 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,953 So if you're a big meat-eater, be careful. 40 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,869 We were upset because when the media reports on a weird health crisis, 41 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,520 everyone who sees it thinks they have it. 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,118 Oh, not so bad. It's only a few people here. 43 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 44 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,230 OK, OK, everybody just shut up! 45 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,716 Thank you. Now, who's first? 46 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,513 There's one positive when things like this happen... 47 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,758 I love medicine! 48 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,479 Grandma, that's my no-fly zone. 49 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,919 Dr Cox! We're having a bit of a crisis here. 50 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,197 I see that. It seems you two have worn the same outfit. 51 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,156 Barbie, if it's of any consolation, it looks slightly better on you. 52 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,992 No, I'm talking about all the... 53 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,313 - Thank you. - Sure. 54 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,994 - What are we supposed to do? - Loretta, relax. 55 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,595 I've been involved in every ridiculous TV-induced panic there is. 56 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,797 Poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, 57 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,997 monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu 58 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,834 and, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch 59 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,037 if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. 60 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,714 As a parting gift, I will tell you this: 61 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,837 Narrow it down to two symptoms, vomiting and diarrhoea, 62 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,789 because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits. 63 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,755 Sure hope I don't have dog flu. 64 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,599 Mr Bernstein, do you have vomiting and diarrhoea? 65 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,113 - No. - No. 66 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,189 - No. - No. 67 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,395 - No. - No. 68 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,359 - No. - OK, then, Mr James, you're free to... 69 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,829 Wait a second. Charles James? 70 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,150 I was watching the Cheers DVD. 71 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,152 - Are you Charles James the writer? - Yeah, that's me. 72 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,913 Just... stay... calm. 73 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,230 I need to take this man upstairs for tests. 74 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,958 J. D, don't leave me here. 75 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:32,033 This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult. 76 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,798 Norm! 77 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,074 Yeah, I get it. 78 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,274 What are you doing? No tongue before 10.00. 79 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,830 If J. D and Kylie can make time for that appointment kiss once a day, 80 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,036 we should be able to do it twice a day. 81 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,519 Love is not a competition. 82 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,955 - OK. - Make it three times. 83 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,554 - All right. I'll see you at noon? - Noon. 84 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,914 You youngsters. 85 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,437 If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love. 86 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,988 Your credit card statement would beg to differ. 87 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,793 OK, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons, 88 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,634 we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patient rooms. 89 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,109 Floors two and four are no longer for one or two. 90 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,076 There's still a bathroom on two, but my joke wouldn't have worked. 91 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,752 Well? 92 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,116 I'm sorry. Please repeat the question. 93 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,758 Are you going to roll over? 94 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,479 That's weird. I asked him the same thing last night. 95 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,949 Where's the outrage, the anger, the hate? 96 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,792 Again, last night. 97 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,758 - You've gone soft. - OK, now it's getting spooky. 98 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,119 Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso. 99 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,237 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present 100 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,356 man not caring. 101 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,996 OK, Jordan, little help. 102 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,991 If you don't do what she wants, 103 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,071 I'm going to stop having sex with you 104 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,628 and start making love. Love you... 105 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,474 Where is that bastard? Kelso! 106 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,511 - My wife's name's Carla. - Yeah. 107 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,431 - Like from the show. - Just like it. 108 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,671 I never met anyone with the same name as the show's character. 109 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,557 - Really? - No. 110 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,438 That's understandable. I mean, there's a lot of Sams. 111 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,112 Excuse me, J. D! 112 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,590 I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs, 113 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,432 half didn't speak any English. 114 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,239 Any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhoea?! 115 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,430 Talk about your Dianes! 116 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,829 Damn! It's kiss time! 117 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,829 Baby. 118 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,234 Baby? 119 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,156 Come here, girl. Right here. 120 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,549 That's where I want it. I want it right there. 121 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,671 - Where have you been? - I was up at... 122 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,078 - Gotta go. - Gotta go. 123 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,350 Bob. Bob. 124 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,797 - Sorry, Madge. - What do you want, Perry? 125 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,270 Bob, enough with the stinking budget cuts already. 126 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,318 Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone. 127 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,913 Oh, baloney, old man! 128 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,788 I have to cut $27,000 from the cafeteria budget, 129 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,839 and my idea of getting it all back by charging $100 for a piece of cake 130 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,879 went right out the window when Fat Frank decided to go on that power diet. 131 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,713 I lost over 230 pounds so far. 132 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,872 - Why does he wear those pants? - All right. Fair enough. 133 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,633 I got your budget reports. You don't know who to fire. 134 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,598 Fine. Keep them. You do it. 135 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,910 Watch and learn. I'll do it, 136 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,355 and I'll do it without firing a single person. 137 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,076 I have to fire someone. 138 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,873 I can't believe you left me alone for a stupid TV writer! 139 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:24,636 Is that different from when you hung out with that weatherman from Channel 4? 140 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,190 The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional. 141 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,636 OK, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla! 142 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,555 What do you want? 143 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,792 I want you to go in there and tell him there's no reason for him to be up here. 144 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,189 - How long have you had that cough? - Oh, a couple months now. 145 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,758 Am I wrong, Elliot, or is that the kind of cough that needs a chest x-ray? 146 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,831 - Probably. - Thank you. 147 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,439 - Hey, yo, Turk! - What's up? 148 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,318 I got a break. You want to play some ball? 149 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,118 Definitely. 150 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,870 Baby. Yeah, I'm not going to make our next kiss. 151 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,552 I'm swamped too. Yeah. 152 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,076 Right now I'm helping Dr Schwartz reset a patient's leg. 153 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,549 I think you got it, Dr Schwartz. 154 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,239 You're a liar! 155 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,628 Oh, for God's sake, Perry, 156 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,508 adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story. 157 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,194 Do you think I know any of these people's stories? 158 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,589 Well, let me fill you in. 159 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:37,195 First is Hank. Four kids. Trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. 160 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,590 Next to him is Mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. 161 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,672 And then there's Judy. Been here 30 years. 162 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,318 Two away from retirement. 163 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,391 You're friends with all these people? 164 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,914 Are you kidding me? I read their files. 165 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,117 I read everybody's files, Ms Manic-depressive, 166 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,873 - Dr Drinks-a-lot. - Hold your horses! 167 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,918 Just tell me who the last person hired was, please? 168 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,956 Looks like you could use a refresher. 169 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,793 Serving people like you who save lives every day 170 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,633 makes me happier than a kitten chasing a leaky cow. 171 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,676 God bless you. God bless you. 172 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,797 - I have to fire Opie, don't I? - You think? 173 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:19,398 Metastatic lung cancer? How was he walking around with this? 174 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,756 At worst, I thought maybe he had a bad case of bronchitis. 175 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,398 This is going to suck. 176 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,999 Why'd they move me up here? 177 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,990 Mr James, I'm not quite sure how to say this, 178 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,559 but you have lung cancer. 179 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,552 It was strange telling him he may only have weeks to live 180 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,279 when a few hours ago, we all thought he was fine. 181 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,555 It made me realize something. 182 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,995 Whether it was giving bad news to a patient, 183 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,516 or realizing your relationship isn't as stable as you thought... 184 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,115 We couldn't even make it one day. 185 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,708 ... or having to do someone else's dirty work... 186 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,633 Say, Kenny? Can I talk to you for a second? 187 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,956 ... there are moments when we all wish life was more like a sitcom. 188 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,758 I'm so sorry. 189 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,072 I'm sorry, too, sir. 190 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:13,355 The good news is I won't have to eat my wife's cooking anymore, right? 191 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,039 J. D's sitcom fantasy will be back after these messages. 192 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,559 J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 193 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,151 It's weird. There's so many things I never got to do in my life, 194 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,789 like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon. 195 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,438 We can do all that. 196 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,954 We are going to give you the best day ever. 197 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,559 Elliot, a word? 198 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:58,355 A hot-air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt. 199 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,796 What's he going to do, bruise one of his giant malignant tumours? 200 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,708 Safety is always important, Elliot. 201 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,554 Oh, my God. You're afraid of balloon rides, aren't you? 202 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,757 It's floating wicker propelled by fire! 203 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,477 Besides, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of. 204 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,950 It's mopping time. 205 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,871 It's mopping time. 206 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,994 There he is. 207 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,158 Yes, it's mopping time and, as you know, I like to start 208 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,117 in the exact spot you're standing. 209 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,430 Let's get to work. Here we go. 210 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,078 Is that my new sweater? 211 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:41,630 No. This is my new sweater mop. 212 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,958 It went dynamite with my beige cords. 213 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,515 You mean my beige cord sponge? 214 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,149 - You wanted to see me? - Yeah. 215 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,550 I wanted to tell you that I... I think you're doing a great job. 216 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,877 Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless. 217 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,355 I took off the gloves, it makes the hair a lot easier to pick out. 218 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,552 Get out of here. 219 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,435 Perry, why the hell is he still here? When I go back down to the cafeteria, 220 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,080 there had better be only three workers there. 221 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:32,233 Unless Margaret spits out another kid. That woman's like a Catholic bunny. 222 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,908 Get it done. 223 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,639 Why? Why am I having such a hard time with this? 224 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,188 Because apparently you have girl parts. 225 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,591 Kelso said that if we can cover his salary in the budget 226 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,193 that Kenny can stay. 227 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:50,513 But where are we going to come up with $26,372? 228 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,398 You thinking what I'm thinking? 229 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,075 Yeah. That... that we invite muscles here 230 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:03,836 to hang a banner in our bedroom that says "It takes three to party"? 231 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,469 All right, knuckleheads. I need one of you to win this talent show. 232 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,516 I can do Shakespeare in German! 233 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,716 In college, I double-majored in theatre and classic languages. 234 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,951 Does that degree come with headgear and allergies? 235 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,911 Let's take a look at our other options. 236 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,515 You appear to be a man who is utterly without talent, 237 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,718 unless you want to count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player 238 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,030 in a predominantly white hospital. 239 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,679 Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states. 240 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,796 It's 27. Arkansas buckled. 241 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,070 Carla, that makes you my girl. 242 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,597 We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific. 243 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,830 Which leaves me, and... 244 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,912 ...unless all of you want to see me turn a two-syllable word 245 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,312 into a six syllable word, I really think... 246 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,632 ...we should keep looking. 247 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,270 Newbie! I almost forgot about you. 248 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,078 You know what? Save your breath. 249 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,755 I'm about to get in a hot-air balloon and get Evel Knievel on my own ass. 250 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,951 Come on, Elliot. Let's go French kiss the sun. 251 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,595 You know, you're wrong about Turk. He has many, many talents. 252 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,116 Yeah, he's really good at not finding five seconds to kiss his wife. 253 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,079 Wow! That's interesting because you're really good at that too. 254 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,673 - Oh, really? - Really. 255 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,909 - Really? - Really! 256 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,594 I know how long we've been married and what our song is. 257 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,478 I don't know the name of it, but I it goes like this... 258 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,437 Are you humming the Let's All Go To the Movies song? 259 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,158 Is that not our song? 260 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,798 It's sung by hot dogs. 261 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,672 What an amazing day! 262 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,832 A balloon ride, lunch by the beach and my first carnival. 263 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,150 Sorry you missed getting your face painted. 264 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,435 They only had time to paint one more face, 265 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,398 so I let the kid behind me go to make him stop crying. 266 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,391 That was awesome! 267 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,955 Spider-girl... 268 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,918 Talent show's about to start. 269 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,629 Talent show? I'd love to see it, but I'm too tired to get out of bed. 270 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,233 That sucks for you! 271 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,349 I'm kidding! We're going to do it right here! 272 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,193 O Romeo, Romeo... 273 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,312 Gesundheit. 274 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:56,115 Hey, I'm wondering, what's the story with steel wool? 275 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,239 I mean, is it steel or is it wool? Make up your mind, steel wool. 276 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,709 Are there iron sheep hopping around Scotland? 277 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,315 Oh, brother. 278 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,075 Look, I... Start laughing or I start unplugging machines. 279 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,676 And if any of you cows, goats or ducks have any questions, 280 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,830 don't be afraid to ask me. 281 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,911 I'm just like all of you, 282 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,356 only giant and human. 283 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,949 Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production 284 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,508 of World's Most Giant Doctor Goes to the Farm. 285 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,630 So, what did we end up going with? 286 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,676 Oh, you went with the farm idea. 287 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,996 Oh, my God, we're doomed. 288 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,590 OK, Perry, that's it. It's over. 289 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,592 The only act left to see is you firing that guy. 290 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,830 Wait, wait. There's one more contestant. 291 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,394 Oh, no. Is that Kenny? 292 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,630 Hi. I'm Kenny. 293 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,029 Yeah, it is. 294 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,755 - Hey. That... that's our song. - Yeah, I know. I told him to sing it. 295 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,633 All right, give it to him. You know he deserves it. 296 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,392 The winner. 297 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,834 We are going to go home and spend some time together. 298 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,797 Some good time. 299 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,269 And by good time, she means bumping uglies. 300 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,920 Well, I hope you had a good day, Mr James. 301 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,114 Wait a second! 302 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,749 This chart isn't for Charles James. It's for James Charles. 303 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,751 He's the one who has cancer, not you. 304 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,956 Who cares about him? He's anti-Semitic! 305 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,155 Exactly. 306 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,435 Well, that's a load off my mind. 307 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,636 Hey, everybody! 308 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,672 Thanks for coming so quickly. 309 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,308 This is the kind of thing I say out loud in my head. 310 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,674 But since we're here... 311 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,911 It just seems like in the end, everything always works out 312 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,831 because as long as we... 313 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,709 Mr James? Mr James, can you hear me? 314 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,189 He's apnoeic! We need an airway! Anaesthesia! 315 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,477 - Wait. This isn't right. - We're going to intubate. 316 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,871 Hang some dopamine, wide open! 317 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,190 I need an ET tube. Where's Anaesthesia? 318 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,353 Unfortunately, things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. 319 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,517 Relationships aren't always magically fixed in 30 minutes. 320 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,556 You have to work on them. 321 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,355 Problems don't always have easy solutions. 322 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,876 Hey, Kenny, once again, I'm... I'm real sorry. 323 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,757 Welcome to my world. 324 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,912 Now imagine going home to my wife. 325 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,834 And around here, nice people don't always get better. 326 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,114 And at times like that, it's comforting to know 327 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,272 there's always one thing that can pick your spirits up. 328 00:20:25,305 --> 00:21:25,404 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP