1
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<i>Kylie and I still hadn't slept</i>
<i>together, but I had a feeling</i>

2
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<i>her four-week booty embargo</i>
<i>was about to end.</i>

3
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- I have a surprise for you tonight.
- <i>God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.</i>

4
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<i>I'll bet it's sex</i>
<i>cos I don't see a pony.</i>

5
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Wait right here.

6
00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,998
It's for your scooter.
What are you doing?

7
00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,914
Nothing, I was just
gonna do a little laundry.

8
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I assume your facilities
are in-building?

9
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Why is it always
about sex with you?

10
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It's not. Look, Kylie,
I'm just really proud of my abs.

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Or ab.

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<i>Turk and Carla were having</i>
<i>relationship trouble,</i>

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<i>but they were working on it.</i>

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I don't understand why we
can't discuss this after <i>The A-Team.</i>

15
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A lot of married couples
hit roadblocks the first year,

16
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but nothing will be resolved if
we don't get our issues out in the open.

17
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OK, let's do this.

18
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- OK, what's bothering me...
- Hey, hey! There he is!

19
00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,314
- Did my buddy hit it and quit it?
- <i>Hell, no.</i>

20
00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,550
Hell, yes!

21
00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,995
Excuse me, it's time
for my nightly ritual.

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<i>Pleasure myself,</i>
<i>weep and repeat.</i>

23
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See, Turk? This is our problem.

24
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We're trying to have
a serious conversation,

25
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but you're more concerned
about your other wife.

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You know what bothers me?

27
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Everything with you becomes a big issue.
You make mountains out of molehills.

28
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When have I ever made
a mountain out of a molehill?

29
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Turk! If you can't remember to put
the cap on the toothpaste,

30
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how are we gonna raise our children?

31
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You know what?
I'm gonna stay with my sister.

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I guess I could
work on it a little.

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If the patient is in shock,
the first thing we do

34
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is assess intravascular volume...

35
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- What? That's right.
- Oh, I know.

36
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I wasn't "ahhing" you to indicate
an incorrect answer,

37
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I was "ahhing" because I was bored,
thought that might drive you crazy.

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You're a wonderful teacher.
Stop in front of my residents.

39
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- It's unprofessional.
- You're right, Barbie. Carry on.

40
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,919
So when you're dealing
with cardiogenic shock...

41
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,634
...it's best to start
fluid resuscitation...

42
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Let's keep moving.

43
00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:20,592
You know, I don't really appreciate
you messing with my lady.

44
00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,999
Your lady?

45
00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,196
Blonde doctor and I
will end up together.

46
00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:28,512
I'm talking house in the burbs, Volvo,
dog-fighting ring in the basement.

47
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I guess it wouldn't be the first time
the janitor got the girl.

48
00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,510
Oh, wait a minute.
Yes, it would.

49
00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,556
- You want to place a wager?
- I do,

50
00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:40,110
but I really have no need for a
cracked Thermos and two pounds of keys.

51
00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,031
How about my van for your Porsche?

52
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,193
I suppose when I win, I could destroy
your vehicle and make you watch.

53
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- Bet.
- Bet.

54
00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,713
- Give me the details on Kylie.
- Dude, it was so naughty.

55
00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,872
We're kissing, and she's like,
"It's a little hot in here,"

56
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and she starts pulling down her skirt.

57
00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,352
<i>Oh, my God. I'm getting turned</i>
<i>on by my own fake story.</i>

58
00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,518
Damn you, ruptured spleen!
To be continued.

59
00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,478
<i>Thank God Turk left,</i>
<i>I can't think about sex anymore.</i>

60
00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,189
<i>Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot</i>
<i>of temptation in a hospital.</i>

61
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Howdy, stranger.

62
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Do you still want me?

63
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Yes, please.

64
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Hey, stranger.

65
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Ouch.

66
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67
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<i>So Molly's back in town.</i>
<i>She definitely wants me.</i>

68
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Bye. How you doing, J. J?

69
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It's J.D.

70
00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,196
Thinking of that Jimmie Walker sitcom.

71
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- <i>Good Times?</i>
- No. My sister had a miscarriage.

72
00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,749
Molly?

73
00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,592
- You look fantastic.
- So do you.

74
00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,274
- How's Milwaukee?
- OK. I'm here to see a patient.

75
00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,989
<i>Even though she did the fake "forget</i>
<i>my name" thing, she's here for me.</i>

76
00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,231
- <i>I think we know there's no patient.</i>
- They've landed!

77
00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,039
Grab blankets and all
the canned goods you can carry.

78
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We're moving to the sewers.

79
00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,229
He's really possessive of me.
He won't talk to the new psychiatrist.

80
00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,231
I'm sure he's not that possessive.

81
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Get away from my doctor!

82
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- Get him off! Get him off!
- Patrick, down.

83
00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,951
It is so good to laugh
like this with you again.

84
00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,316
I'm on a break here. Tell your
shiny-headed roommate to shut up,

85
00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,551
or his first surgery will be removing
a cell phone from his ass.

86
00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,676
Give him a break. It's his wife.

87
00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,389
Anybody seen Mr Jennings file?
Oh, here it is.

88
00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,074
This just got interesting.

89
00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,194
- Who are you talking to?
- Rosanna.

90
00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,111
- Your college girlfriend?
- Yeah.

91
00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,997
- Could I say hi?
- Yeah.

92
00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,113
- Hey, Rosanna.
- <i>Hi, J.D.</i>

93
00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,599
Dude, what the hell?

94
00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,750
<i>Hello?</i>

95
00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,158
- <i>Hello? J.D.?</i>
- This phone is indestructible.

96
00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,037
If it has a camera,
I'm so getting one.

97
00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,394
<i>Is anybody there?</i>

98
00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,234
Dude!

99
00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,038
Why are you talking to her?

100
00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,350
We're just friends!

101
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Just friends.

102
00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,076
I was just friends once
with a Vietnamese girl.

103
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Long story short, I'm sending
Trong Tri Kelso to college.

104
00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,476
He doesn't want to go to a state school.

105
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Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here
is in a healthy relationship.

106
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I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me
keep in touch with women from my past.

107
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Give me a pound, my dog.

108
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- He gets me.
- Give me a pound, dog.

109
00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,994
Does he know you
were being sarcastic?

110
00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,230
- I hope not.
- Splendid.

111
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,879
Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo,
I've called us together for one reason.

112
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I have to find a way to make
blonde doctor mine.

113
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Burn down her apartment.

114
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I have an idea,
but we're gonna need a tugboat.

115
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Tugboats and arson.
That's all I ever get from you guys.

116
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We call this a brain trust,
and I'm the one with all the solutions.

117
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I saved you from that eagle, Randall.
I saved your job, Troy.

118
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,549
And, Margo,
I found your birth mother.

119
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She was a tree person, remember?

120
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There's no shame in that.

121
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I'm sorry, guys, but I've had enough.

122
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I'm afraid I have to find
a new brain trust.

123
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Gentlemen...

124
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...I don't want to appear selfish,

125
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but stop what you're doing
and focus on me.

126
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So you seeing anyone?

127
00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,436
I went out with a guy named Rick.
Then he met my mom, and it fell apart.

128
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- She didn't like him?
- No. She loved him.

129
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They're in Aruba.

130
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,717
God, I'd love to get with Molly.

131
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You're pretty horny for a guy
who gets it on a nightly basis.

132
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- What are you implying?
- Let's say a birdie told me

133
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- you and Kylie haven't slept together.
- Who?

134
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- Nurse Birdie.
- Well, you haven't.

135
00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,839
- I trusted you.
- Dude, it's been a month.

136
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Really? Has it been a month?

137
00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,632
Time just flies when you're dry-humping
your way through three pairs of cords.

138
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She hasn't slept with you.

139
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,112
She doesn't want to be exclusive.
Is she dating?

140
00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,555
She did go to a movie
with her brother-in-law.

141
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,154
Perfect. You can
have your cake and eat it too.

142
00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,471
It's like me talking with Rosanna.
It boosts my self-esteem,

143
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and I take the positive energy
back to Carla.

144
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This is what you do. Go out with Molly,
have a great time while she's in town,

145
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but once she leaves, you go to Kylie
and tell her you want to get exclusive.

146
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That is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard.

147
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Once you got the hole
in the bottom of the popcorn box,

148
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it's basically
just a waiting game.

149
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And for the record, that technique
does not work with hot nachos.

150
00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,790
You want to get Elliot,
get in good with her best friend.

151
00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:38,949
Who's Elliot?

152
00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,436
- Oh.
- Trust me.

153
00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,795
The way I got my girlfriend
in junior high

154
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,030
was by getting her
best friend to like me.

155
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,439
And how'd you do that?

156
00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,592
Oh, I posed as her dad
so she could rent a car.

157
00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,553
I lost my hair
in eighth grade.

158
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Tough break five.

159
00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,514
I'm going in.

160
00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,149
Um, we should be friends.

161
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,198
- OK.
- Do you like "vanning"?

162
00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,874
- I don't know what that is.
- It's kind of my thing.

163
00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,748
It's like taking a long drive
in a car, only it's in a van.

164
00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,832
- I'm still not getting it.
- Can you hold on for one sec?

165
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,953
She's an idiot.

166
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,508
Turk, I found
your cell phone in the parking lot.

167
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Four stories and not a scratch.
What are you made of?

168
00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,589
You got three missed phone calls,
all from a "Rosanna."

169
00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,478
Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?

170
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,319
- What's been going on?
- I went to India for two weeks.

171
00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,995
Ladies, this is a hospital, not
the Junior League. Let's break it up.

172
00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,595
Dr Clock, I feel as though
I've seen less of you recently.

173
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We don't pay you to go hide in your
office. Get out there on the floor.

174
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,717
- I moved to Milwaukee four months ago.
- Welcome back.

175
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,471
This trip to India sounds so exotic.

176
00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,518
Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling
to see how your day is going.

177
00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,955
Sweat would be
dripping off our naked bodies.

178
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,433
Naked sweat drips.

179
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,158
- What?
- Oh, nothing, Kylie.

180
00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,993
It's a new band called
The Naked Sweat Drips.

181
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,833
They have a great song
called <i>Perfect Breasts.</i>

182
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,196
And then I got so flexible,
I could put my legs behind my head.

183
00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,669
- J.D., are you there?
- You should come.

184
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,150
Frick on a stick. I gotta go.
I want to hear the rest. Don't forget.

185
00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,037
Feet up behind her head.

186
00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,997
Who has their feet
behind their head?

187
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,389
A patient, Kylie.
Horrible car accident.

188
00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,233
You have to wear your seat belt,
even around the block.

189
00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,312
Hey. I'm getting out of here.
Do you want to grab a beer?

190
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,710
<i>They say the best laid plans</i>
<i>of mice and men often go awry.</i>

191
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,030
I can't believe
you've been talking to her.

192
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,270
Now, honey, is it possible

193
00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,636
you're making mountains
out of molehills?

194
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,919
Damn it.

195
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,833
<i>Sometimes plans go</i>
<i>exactly like they're supposed to.</i>

196
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,316
- You paged me?
- Yeah, look.

197
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,073
I made a bet with Dr Cox
that you would go out with me.

198
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,071
And if I win,
I get his Porsche.

199
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,790
<i>And the success of those plans can take</i>
<i>even the most hardened men by surprise.</i>

200
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,351
Do you mind? I am trying
to have a private moment with my man.

201
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,350
Oh, God.

202
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,793
- I got lipstick on you.
- No. Leave it.

203
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,800
<i>And sometimes even</i>
<i>the best of men can go awry.</i>

204
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,836
So are you coming over tonight?

205
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:41,037
- Hey, J.D.
- Try that cake I was telling you about.

206
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,269
Actually, Kylie, I... I can't tonight.

207
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,597
<i>If having my cake and eating it too</i>
<i>meant being with Molly,</i>

208
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,148
- <i>then nothing would get between us.</i>
- Going out?

209
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,198
- Yeah, you should come with us!
- That's the close button.

210
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:03,512
No, it's a close button. When someone
gets close, a sensor opens the door.

211
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,874
Fancy.

212
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,433
<i>She's got a pinkie hold.</i>

213
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,069
<i>Elliot's got the finger strength</i>
<i>of a rock-climbing jazz pianist.</i>

214
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,639
You're pressing the wrong button.

215
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,435
- I'm so excited. So where are we going?
- We haven't decided yet!

216
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,514
I gotta tell you there, supercuts,

217
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,875
I've seen crazy things
at this hospital.

218
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,190
I've seen smokers live to be 100

219
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,953
and triathletes come in
and drop dead at 20.

220
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,031
I've seen unbridled joy,

221
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,951
and I've seen
debilitating pain.

222
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,510
But I never thought I'd see
a jump-suit-wearing,

223
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,433
van-driving, vomit-cleaning,
no-good, confounded,

224
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,752
Frankenstein-looking buffoon
like you get a girl like Barbie.

225
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,469
I'm gonna paint your Porsche mint
green so it looks like my van's baby.

226
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,556
Rosanna gets her own
personal ringtone, but I don't?

227
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,392
Baby, I don't
have to answer this.

228
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,392
It's cool. I got the ring
that matters, right?

229
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,353
Nurse, I want to talk
to you about these discharge...

230
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,069
We can talk later.

231
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,713
- You need to come get a drink.
- Yes, I do.

232
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,274
Janitor.

233
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,555
So did Dr Cox pay up?

234
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,598
Uh, no. No.

235
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,036
He says that he needs to
see us on an actual date

236
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,031
in a restaurant tonight at 8.

237
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,315
OK. Meet me at Stanwyck's?

238
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,118
- Sure.
- OK.

239
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,193
Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.

240
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,236
Daddy's got a date.

241
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,276
Oh, man!

242
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,113
I ironed my going-out hair!

243
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,712
They make thongs
specifically for low riders now.

244
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,917
They don't work. I can't sit
without showing my ass crack.

245
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,878
- One night, some guy put a pen in it.
- <i>Some guy?</i>

246
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,837
<i>I never get credit for anything.</i>

247
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,673
You guys think I'm
overreacting about Turk?

248
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,478
Calls from an ex
would drive me nuts.

249
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,199
<i>I knew how to get rid of them,</i>
<i>but I can't do that to Turk.</i>

250
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,875
- <i>If you don't do it, I will.</i>
- <i>Mr Peeps? Why are you British?</i>

251
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,872
<i>I'll explain later.</i>
<i>Just lose the extra bitches.</i>

252
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,394
Carla. Go talk to Turk.

253
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,119
Share with him your feelings.
That's what he wants.

254
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,077
- Yeah?
- Come on. I'll drive you.

255
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,071
I gotta go to dinner anyway.

256
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,869
<i>You're welcome.</i>

257
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,598
We should go too. It's late.

258
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,750
Oh, no, no, no.
I just ordered two drinks.

259
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,717
Here they are.

260
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,594
Hey, Turk?

261
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,750
I promise I will visit you soon.

262
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:56,639
Look, I don't care if I seem crazy.
Please stop talking to your ex.

263
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,836
Anything for you,
you know that.

264
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,233
College was weird.
I was worried about being liked,

265
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,073
so I let my roommate think we
were dating for three months.

266
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,310
We broke up at her sorority formal.

267
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,995
Oh, nobody could snuggle like Daisy.

268
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,991
Did you say Dr Cox was coming at 8?

269
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,832
Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

270
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,997
I kissed a dude once.
It was at furnace camp.

271
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,671
<i>You're a little drunk, and you know</i>
<i>what happens when you get drunk.</i>

272
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,399
<i>You get "handsy".</i>
<i>Now control yourself.</i>

273
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,755
It's tough making
new friends in Milwaukee.

274
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,516
<i>I said control yourself!</i>

275
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,031
If people aren't getting to know you,
they're missing out.

276
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,873
- Do you think so?
- I do.

277
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,393
<i>I knew what would happen</i>

278
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,313
<i>if I reached over and brushed</i>
<i>the hair out of her eyes.</i>

279
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,559
<i>But I didn't do that.</i>

280
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,437
I should get going.

281
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,913
I'm sorry.

282
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,199
Well, if it isn't
Marginally Attractive and the Beast.

283
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,838
How did the Porsche drive?

284
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,356
Wait, why did we just go out
if you already have his car?

285
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,795
Oh, my goodness.

286
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,075
He actually tricked you into a date.

287
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,072
This is so very delicious
and filling,

288
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,754
I don't think I can
eat the rest of the evening.

289
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,709
I honestly don't think I can have one
more bite of your painful humiliation.

290
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,108
I find I'm just a little stuffed.

291
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,077
I will take my keys to go, though.

292
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,358
You're unbelievable.

293
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,716
You're the only one around here
that treats me like a real person.

294
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,478
What did you just say?

295
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,597
There was one other girl
a few years ago. Red-haired doctor.

296
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,558
She ate lunch with me until
the residents made fun of her.

297
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,996
They called her "janitor lunch-eater".

298
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,877
Not the most clever group.

299
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,871
Anyway,

300
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,077
I know you don't think about me
the way that I think about you,

301
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,709
and I never really believed
that you would or that you could.

302
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,588
But just pretending
for today somehow

303
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,558
made me feel good for a change.

304
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,752
I'm sorry.

305
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,840
You know what? It's OK.

306
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,990
I actually had a good time.

307
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,948
Thanks.

308
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,558
Elliot.

309
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,760
Kylie, I'm sorry.
I hope it's OK that I stopped by.

310
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,909
What was that for?

311
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,470
I was thinking about how patient
you've been, how right things feel.

312
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,835
Then you showed up,
and it feels like fate.

313
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,434
Wait, are you saying
that you're ready?

314
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,313
Awesome.

315
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,958
First, let me set the mood.

316
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,918
You're right, it is fate.
I was out with this girl tonight

317
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,151
that I could have had sex with,
but it was easy to blow her off.

318
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,629
I was excited to be with you.

319
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,076
Why have you stopped
lighting incense?

320
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,628
It makes the room
smell like Chinese rain.

321
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,837
You blew me off tonight
to be with some random girl?

322
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,151
She's not a random girl. I had
a crush on her long before I met you.

323
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,629
<i>I will kill you.</i>

324
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,278
You should go.

325
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,148
<i>I was in trouble. If I didn't play my</i>
<i>cards right, I knew what could happen.</i>

326
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,314
<i>Unfortunately,</i>
<i>that's what did happen.</i>

327
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,029
<i>See, that's the thing about trying</i>
<i>to have your cake and eating it, too.</i>

328
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,589
<i>If you make the slightest mistake,</i>
<i>you wind up getting neither.</i>

329
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,072
We can fix that.

330
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,073
You guys are out.
You guys are back in. Where's Margo?

331
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,469
At a Ludacris concert
with her birth mom.

332
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,472
I lose my van to him,
and I lose Margo to gangster rap.

333
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,357
Bad day.

334
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,516
<i>Who wants to risk something important</i>
<i>just for a silly piece of cake?</i>

335
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,999
I did it.

336
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,833
Cut off all ties
with Rosanna. Forever.

337
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,515
Baby, that took, like, 20 seconds.
How'd you do that so quickly?

338
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,556
It was easy. I told her I was married.

339
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,159
You've been talking
to a girl you used to sleep with,

340
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,549
and you never told her
you were married?

341
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,074
She never asked.

342
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,151
It's no big deal.

343
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,949
Because if you're lucky, maybe you
won't be married for much longer.

344
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,190
Baby. Baby!

345
00:19:52,305 --> 00:20:52,681
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