1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,431 So here I am, sitting on a box 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,717 in an empty apartment with a dead dog, 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,633 and a single tear on my cheek. 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,280 I can't help but wonder how I got to this place. 5 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,713 - Who are these guys? - The last eight guys in the hospital 6 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,713 who don't realise I suck at basketball. So here's what's gonna happen. 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,995 I finally mastered my running hook shot, OK? 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,548 So when we go to pick teams, I'm gonna hit that shot. 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,756 Then you say, "I'll take that guy." 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,150 At which point, Carla is gonna page me, 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,117 and I'll say, "Crap, I gotta go." 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,953 You go, "Damn, we just lost the best player out here." 13 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,591 There'll be eight guys who think I'm good at sports and word will spread. 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,319 When do you find time to see your patients? 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,473 - Between these thoughts. - OK. Let's play some ball. 16 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,476 I got that guy. 17 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,271 Elliot's boyfriend, Jake, had given her confidence to do things 18 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,112 she'd never been able to do before. 19 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,714 - OK, you ready to do this? - You know it. 20 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,395 Like talking to people while she's on the toilet. 21 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,040 OK. I know how comfortable you are with Carla, 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,554 so I'm gonna have her do the talking. You say when. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,154 There's cheeks on the seat and I'm feeling good. 24 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,834 - Let's hear it. - Hello, Elliot. 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,195 How are you doing? 26 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,957 She went out the window. 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,035 Bob Kelso here before noon? 28 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,873 They're either giving away free doughnuts at the café, 29 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,554 or there's an Asian prostitute convention in the ICU. 30 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,835 Is now the time I'm supposed to be embarrassed 31 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,514 because I like fine food and Korean call girls? 32 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,239 Write this down: I'm old and I honestly don't care 33 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,390 what people think about anything I do. 34 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,508 That was me, folks. 35 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,558 No, I'm here because the budget's a mess. 36 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,312 Ted's not making much headway. 37 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,996 3-12 x 4-8-1 equals... 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,992 Sir, it's not giving me the answer. 39 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,275 It's a typewriter, you jackass! 40 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,749 Oh, God, it's got my tie! 41 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,271 Bob, this whole thing is only gonna take a couple of days, 42 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,555 so why not let Jordan do it? 43 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,198 Yes, she is a member of the board, 44 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,670 but that only gets her out of the house once every couple of months or so. 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,672 And I know she loves our son, Jack, with all her heart, 46 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,558 but I think spending every waking moment with the child, 47 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,950 I think... I think it's starting to get to her. 48 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,110 I hate you. 49 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,989 So, what do you say there, Bobbo? 50 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,231 Welcome aboard. This will be your office for the next few days. 51 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,552 - Ted, find someplace else to work. - Oh, man! Not again! 52 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,636 If you need some happy pills, they're in the top drawer. 53 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:55,759 - In this hellhole, I'll need a gun. - Bottom left. 54 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,518 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 55 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,830 Why are we lying in the parking lot? 56 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,151 Your hook shot knocked you unconscious, 57 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,437 so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were chillin'. 58 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,671 Oh, thanks, SCB. By the way, I should tell you something: 59 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,797 I found an apartment. I'm moving out the day after tomorrow. 60 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,236 - Wow. - Yeah. 61 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:25,199 - What does SCB mean? - "Super Chocolate Bear". 62 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,794 - I love it. - I knew you would. 63 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:35,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 64 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,431 Someone stole a whole case of laxatives from the supply closet. 65 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,114 Don't look at me. I'm as regular as rain. 66 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,919 - Who wants a piece of pie? - Who made it? 67 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,592 Let's say my mom. 68 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,399 As a doctor, you get good at piecing things together. 69 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,631 - Someone stole a case of laxatives. - Who wants a piece of pie? 70 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,914 This one was obvious. 71 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,433 No, thank you. 72 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,710 Free pie? Hell, yeah. 73 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,478 I can't believe you two have lived together for 12 years. 74 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,835 Do you remember our first day together? 75 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,150 Yo, they call me Chris One. What's the dealio? 76 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,994 Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level ogre magi with invisibility, 77 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,638 and this is Randal. 78 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,428 You were such a dork. 79 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,432 - I'm glad nothing else is changing. - This is the time of year 80 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,751 where everybody leaves, but Turk's got another year of residency. 81 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,479 J.D. And I just took positions as staff internists. 82 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,074 - Was that what you wanted? - There was a fellowship 83 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,152 with this doctor over at County, but it's a little over my head. 84 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,710 So you took a fallback job cos you were afraid to go for it? 85 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,509 - Jake, is it? - Yeah, it's... 86 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,751 I know your name. I'm being condescending. It's Jake, right? 87 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,796 Look, no one here is settling. 88 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,111 At Sacred Heart, you get to work with some of the finest doctors. 89 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,998 Out of my way! I got a doozy of a two-sie! 90 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,234 All right, then. Before we jump into rounds, 91 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,232 I see it's time for my annual cologne intervention. 92 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,790 Lonnie, you're killing us. And, honestly, what's the point? 93 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,474 No matter how badly you want to get freaky with Karen, 94 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,835 that's just not going to happen. Here's why: 95 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,310 She thinks you have the body of a foetus. 96 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,392 - Did you tell me that in confidence? - No, he knows. 97 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,038 She drew me a picture. 98 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,396 Don't sweat it too much. He wore so much cologne on our first date, 99 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,074 - I had to sell my Miata. - Why? 100 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,152 - For funsies. - Heel. 101 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,474 - Thanks for that. - Keep moving, foetus-face. 102 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,197 Come here, boy! Come on, Rowdy! 103 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,953 - No, you come here, eat your steak! - What are you doing? 104 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,996 Whoever Rowdy goes to gets to keep him. 105 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,958 Rowdy, if you come to me, I'll scratch your special region. 106 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,429 So you moved back all the furniture 107 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,432 and defrosted our dinner with your sweaty hands for a joke? 108 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,909 Yeah, we did. 109 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,473 If he stays, I'll drive him to the country and leave him. 110 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,878 He's mine. 111 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,273 I can't believe you talked me into this. 112 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,432 I don't interview well. The reason I didn't get into Harvard. 113 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,637 The professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled 114 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,711 and I splattered his shirt with blood. 115 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,189 How many people do you have to talk to while peeing 116 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:22,238 before you start believing in yourself? 117 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,958 You're right. 118 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:28,033 So, why are you interested in this fellowship? 119 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,868 I have passion for the work you're doing. 120 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:36,670 I've heard you're amazing, and I would be honoured to work with you. 121 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,510 - Have a great day, honey. - You have even a better one, you. 122 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,832 You do it! Yeah, yeah. You have even a better one. 123 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,073 Perry, I get the feeling something is bothering you. 124 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,948 Bob, people have a private life, and people have a professional life, 125 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,918 and, usually, those two hells are kept pretty separate. 126 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,833 For instance, I don't know that much about your home life, 127 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,275 other than that you treat your wife like a dog, 128 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,670 your dog like a wife and your son like an androgynous ne'er-do-well 129 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,797 who drains your retirement to open up a shop in Minneapolis. 130 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,997 Harrison posted his first profit this quarter. 131 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,198 Aces. And I'm guessing that's because his significant other... 132 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,589 - Terrence. ...doesn't follow him around 133 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:26,753 the shop all day, telling him just exactly what colour is in this season, 134 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,913 or showing all of the other employees that he is not the boss of his own life. 135 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,594 You see, the woman is everywhere. 136 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,591 There when I work out in the morning, 137 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,750 when I work out in the car on the way to work, 138 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,637 and when I work out when I get to work. 139 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,950 I can't seem to get away from her, 140 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,713 and that used to be fine when she came for five minutes 141 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:49,920 every month or so to feed on my dignity, but now, I'd honestly kill myself, Bob, 142 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,673 if I wasn't convinced Jordan wouldn't already be there 143 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,309 waiting for me in the afterlife. You see, typical of her, 144 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,392 she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride 145 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,391 all along the banks of the River Styx. 146 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,829 I'm so glad you shared. 147 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,639 How would you like to make this a full-time job? 148 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,676 I'll have to think about it. 149 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,068 How could you not see this coming? 150 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,070 - Hooch just got in the shower. - Let the games begin. 151 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:29,556 Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?! 152 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,551 Did you do it? Did you?! 153 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,872 If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV, 154 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:41,592 blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass, 155 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:45,912 and someone will be getting mowed down. 156 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,756 Hooch is crazy. 157 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,878 I'm gonna miss this kind of stuff. 158 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,918 Why? We'll be able to pull pranks on him after you move out. 159 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,470 We won't be staying up planning anything as genius as the soup shower. 160 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,357 This is the end of an era, Super Choc. 161 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,479 You know how you're prone to sensitive, girly displays of sentimentality? 162 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,549 Guilty. 163 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,871 If you reel it back a bit, I'll get somebody to cover for me tonight, 164 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,270 - and I'll help you pack your stuff. - Can we cut words out of magazines 165 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,397 that represent how we feel and glue them into a collage? 166 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,278 - Hell, no. - Can we drink beers and reminisce? 167 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,954 - Hell, yes. - That's all I wanted to do anyway. 168 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,678 Plus, I already made the collage. 169 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,829 Now listen to me. 170 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,037 Make tonight count cos you'll never be as cool as you were 171 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:35,240 when you were rollin' with the big dog as your roommate, you know? 172 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,675 No, I didn't know. 173 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,312 Maybe Jake shouldn't have pushed you into that interview. 174 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,278 Maybe I should've covered my mouth when I sneezed blood. 175 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,193 Come on, Elliot. He's always telling you what to do. 176 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,918 That's not true. 177 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,715 Hey, it's Jake. Buzz me up. 178 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,590 Oh, my God, you're right. 179 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,592 Don't let him be your puppet master. 180 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,352 - Hey. - Hey. 181 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,790 - What's up? - I have a headache. 182 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,952 - Take some aspirin. - Don't tell me what to do. 183 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,553 You're not the boss of me. 184 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,755 OK, what just happened? 185 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,438 So, do you think I should take the job? 186 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,748 Perry? 187 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,796 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 188 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,838 I was just thinking about this little boy in here. 189 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,036 He's only eight, and he's terminal. 190 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,552 I hope his parents spent as much time with him as they could. 191 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,313 You're here one minute, and then the next, you're... 192 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,714 What... what were you saying? 193 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,518 Nothing. 194 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,197 Stick your hand out. 195 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,315 Good man. 196 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,834 Get yourself some ice cream. Go on, get out of here. 197 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,591 J.D., I got a mondo 82-inch pizza with our names on it! 198 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,353 Dude! It's hu... 199 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,269 What the hell? We're supposed to hang, and all of a sudden you moved out? 200 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,069 It's hard to hide your emotions in front of people who know you well. 201 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,797 Answer it. 202 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,952 Or don't. 203 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,315 Hello. 204 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,834 Like excitement about a new job... 205 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,673 - I got the fellowship. - Hey! 206 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,074 ... or disappointment about a lost opportunity. 207 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,869 - I'm sorry, Bob. I can't take the job. - Maybe next year. 208 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,188 As for me, I just didn't want Turk to know that he'd hurt my feelings. 209 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,794 I don't know. I figured it wasn't that big a deal. 210 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,350 Hey, I'm pretty tired from the move, so I'm probably just gonna crash. 211 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,558 I'm sort of famished. 212 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,638 - Morning. - Yeah. 213 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,756 Turk didn't even realize he pissed me off, 214 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,354 so explaining my feelings to him was the smart move. 215 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,317 I took a slightly different tack. 216 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,756 - That seat's taken, arse-face. - By who? 217 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,671 Hello, there, Chocolate Bear Two. 218 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,069 Hooch? J.D., what the hell's going on here? 219 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,434 I replaced your arse. 220 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,353 By the by, Johnny told me that you were responsible 221 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,034 for my brothy shower the other day. 222 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,838 If it happens again, 223 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,150 I'm gonna take one of your fingers. 224 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,394 That'll be my funny prank. 225 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,632 Hooch is crazy. 226 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,238 Oh, sorry. Old habit. 227 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,153 I wasn't the only unhappy person in our hospital family. 228 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,516 Sure, Jake, I'll tell you why it feels like I have a problem with you. 229 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,637 The fact that Elliot jumps so high whenever you tell her to 230 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,872 may seem harmless, but as a result, she's been stealing all my sports bras. 231 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,793 Seriously! The only one I have left is the one I'm wearing, 232 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,996 and it works great. See? 233 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,116 - It works pretty nicely. - It does, right? 234 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,112 But if I wanna jump up and down again this week, 235 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,191 I'm stuck until laundry day. 236 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,430 I'm gonna have to guess what your point is, 237 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,193 but I think it's that I control Elliot, which I don't. 238 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,714 Here. Watch this. Elliot, will you shove that guy? 239 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,471 Why do that? I was trying to prove you don't do everything I say. 240 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:39,395 Well, clue me in, stud. That was Creepy Carl. He runs an upskirt website. 241 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,993 I'm on it. 242 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,038 Oh, yeah, Ted. I moved the file cabinet. 243 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,473 I'm gonna miss this office. 244 00:13:55,560 --> 00:14:00,236 Why? It smells like that odd combo of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet. 245 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,834 Yeah, I know. It's just... 246 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:08,074 I guess this stupid job made me feel valid again. You know? 247 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,550 You don't know. It's OK. See you at home. 248 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,555 - Who's ready for a pie break? - No. 249 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,710 - Come on. Why not? - Why don't you ask Todd? 250 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,314 Due to what can only be described as epic diarrhoea, 251 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,277 he's been on an IV drip for 36 hours. 252 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,828 Make it stop five. 253 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,638 Maybe I was being unfair to Turk. 254 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,598 Maybe it's too much to expect a friend to sense you're upset 255 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,954 and want to talk about it. 256 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,873 Carla, I can sense you're upset. Talk to me. 257 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,633 But Turk's a prideful guy, and it's hard for prideful guys 258 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,472 to admit they've been insensitive. 259 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,394 Listen, Jordan, I've been incredibly insensitive. 260 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,835 Touché, magic hallway. 261 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,753 I should've had more faith in my friend to come through. 262 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,829 Turk! 263 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,957 No, it's me, Hooch, Vanilla Bear. 264 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,269 Hooch is crazy. 265 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,435 So, Hooch, this is it. 266 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,272 Then things took a turn. 267 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,237 Wait, where's Rowdy? 268 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,395 "I'm at the hospital"? 269 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,475 There he is! 270 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,158 There he is! 271 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,276 OK, he's going up. I'll take the stairs. 272 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,272 You don't let anyone out of that elevator. Be strong, Hooch. 273 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,475 I'll try. 274 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,028 So where's Chocolate Bear Number Two? 275 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,869 Who else thinks they're faster than me, huh? 276 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,311 Yo, Hooch is seriously crazy. 277 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,758 Carla, Jake makes me happy. 278 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,673 There's a chance he'll be my second boyfriend not to end up 279 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,274 with my mom or brother. He doesn't tell me what to do. 280 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,794 Sure, he did tell me to come up here and talk to you, 281 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,917 but I was gonna cos I wanted to ask if I should wear heels or flats 282 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,831 when we celebrate my new job tonight. 283 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,150 Instead I'm trying to figure out your problem. 284 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,798 I thought you were staying, OK? 285 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,191 I've been here for 11 years, and it's always the same story. 286 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,919 I get really close to someone, and they move on. 287 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:20,390 I don't want to be 50 making friends with the new 25-year-old interns. 288 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,471 They'll make fun of me when we go dancing. 289 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,676 Not if I go with you. 290 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,352 And then they kiss? 291 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,759 Sorry. 292 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,078 Look at him. What an angel. 293 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,593 Down, he's waking up. 294 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,548 Hey, Jordan... 295 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,279 Lookit, I tried to guilt you into not taking that job. 296 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,395 Really? 297 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,471 Look, I don't want to be one of those moms that never sees her kids, 298 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,199 but I don't want to be one of those moms that stays at home 299 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,955 but resents her kids cos she wishes she was working so she could go to an office 300 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,076 and feel bad about not being with her kids. 301 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,072 I was just worried that you would think I was a bad mom. 302 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,756 Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless, chemically-enhanced battle-ax 303 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,037 that I truly doubt is 100 percent human, but... 304 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,680 ...you are an amazing mom. 305 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,760 Say you're sorry, give me a hug and this'll be over. 306 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,671 Why do I have to say I'm sorry? 307 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,352 I don't mean to sound girly, 308 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,477 but for the last 12 years, you've practically been like my wife. 309 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,073 How is that girly? 310 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:36,153 Look, before, when you said I'd never be as cool as when I was living with you, 311 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,800 you know there's some truth to that. 312 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,509 I'm sorta like odd and geeky and... 313 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,512 ...you've always sort of validated me. 314 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,636 J.D., you're just moving out. 315 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,836 Well, say things will be the same. 316 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,519 That's Carla. I gotta go. 317 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,636 Things are gonna be different. 318 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,553 But different doesn't always mean bad. 319 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,631 Just means different. 320 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,550 - OK. - All right. 321 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,759 No better pick-me-up than a nice slice of Mom's pie. 322 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,751 Why are you so obsessed with this? 323 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,799 I don't know. I think it's cos this time, I wasn't trying to mess with you. 324 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,871 Really? 325 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,308 Really. 326 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,350 Who would do this to themselves? 327 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,634 Totally worth it. 328 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,075 As every piece of food I'd put into my body 329 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,310 was rushing out of me, it got me thinking. 330 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,632 The way some things never change shines a light on the things that do. 331 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,077 Like when a new person comes into the hospital to stay... 332 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,076 My office keys, Ted. 333 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,315 Can't believe I'm actually doing this. 334 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,834 You'll meet me out later, right? 335 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,439 ... or an old friend leaves for good. 336 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,916 Sometimes the biggest changes are a result of an impulsive decision. 337 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,558 I think we should have a baby. 338 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,475 What? 339 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,278 I know you're feeling abandoned, 340 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,920 but we just went through a really rough spot, 341 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,275 and I'm not the type to make decisions 342 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,989 without thinking about it for at least, like, a few months. 343 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,631 Let's make a baby. 344 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,711 And so here I am, a guy in an empty apartment with a dead dog. 345 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,429 Oh, and that's not a tear on my cheek. That's just from the leak in my ceiling. 346 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,671 And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable. 347 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,557 It's up to you to make the best of it. 348 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,076 I mean, it's not like opportunity's just gonna fall into your lap. 349 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,749 Then again... 350 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,831 Howdy, neighbour, I'm Jonathan. 351 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,592 Hi. 352 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,117 You eyeballin' my woman? 353 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,634 I hate change. 354 00:20:09,305 --> 00:21:09,210 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP