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[J.D.] I was super-psyched to get
my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop.
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But my new scooter insurance
hadn't kicked in yet,
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so I was being extra cautious.
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- [Sirens]
- [J.D.] Perfect.
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Time for my morning slushie.
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[Tires screeching]
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Get out of the way!
The store's being robbed!
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Freeze!
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The wall! Hide behind the wall!
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No!
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[Gunfire]
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Sasha!
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All right, all right. OK.
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There was a wall!
What's the matter with you?
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Who's still shooting? She's down!
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It's over!
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- Is this gonna hurt?
- Don't be such a baby.
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It's a magnetic image.
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I apologize, Mr. Foster.
I'm a little upset.
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My scooter, Sasha,
was assassinated this morning.
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He was attached to that thing.
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He used to wear a bracelet,
"Sasha forever."
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Come on, Turk. It was just a joke,
and I only wore it for one week.
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Whatever.
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Now let's fire this baby up.
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- [Machine humming]
- [Clanking]
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OK, so I still wear the bracelet.
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Idiot.
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- Oh!
- [Clanking]
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My watch!
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- Hey, Carla!
- Earphones, Ted!
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Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear
the lottery's up to a hundred million?
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If I win that baby,
it's separate beds for me and my mom.
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Yeah and you could spend
the other 99,999,000 on therapy.
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What would you do with the money?
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Carla, I can't believe
you're gonna be a mom.
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I know. It was expensive,
but totally worth it. Right, baby?
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Stupid lotto.
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- Good morning, Mrs. Wilk.
- It's a great morning.
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[Gasps] Whoa!
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That is wrong. Care to join me
in a super-Ioud throat clear?
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Absolutely.
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One, two, three.
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[Both clear throats]
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Elliot, I can't believe
you would do that!
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- What'd you do?
- Was it naughty?
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[J.D.] When women want men
to completely zone out,
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there's one thing
they can talk about...
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Yesterday, I went shoe shopping
and there was this one pair
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- of Manolo Blahniks...
- [both thinking] Shoe shopping.
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Great, we can talk.
What were you thinking?
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We kissed. I've been
treating his kid for a week now
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and we hit it off, you know?
It started out with some flirting.
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"Hi, I'm Dr. Reid."
"Why is there blood in my son's stool?"
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- Huh?
- Whose stool?
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- Strappy sandals.
- [Both thinking] Shoe shopping.
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Continue.
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[Elliot] And then I asked
where his wife was.
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He said, "She's not with us."
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And then, you know...
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...blaah.
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Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.
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- Were they D's?
- Be specific.
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Good news, Mr. Foster. The radiologist
said your scan is completely clear.
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We'd like to keep you here for tests.
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Whatever you say, doc.
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[J.D.] Weird things
can happen in a hospital.
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Like Doug not getting a dead body out
of his bed before rigor mortis sets in.
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Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit
in the body bag like this,
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so lie across his feet
and I'm going to push down his head
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- and straighten him out.
- Fun!
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And one, two, three!
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- [Cracking]
- [Screams then grunts]
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Ted?
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[J.D.] The weirdest thing
is when a cool guy
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who's fine and talking
to you one minute...
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... is dead the next.
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In hospitals, this happens a lot,
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so you have to shake it off and move on.
Except when this happens...
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Well, if it isn't
the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.
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There's a morbidity and mortality
conference tomorrow
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to figure out who's responsible
for Foster's death.
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And here's the exciting news:
I'm pretty sure it was one of you.
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[Dramatic classical music ringtone]
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You really gotta change
that cell phone ring.
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Mom, not now.
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# No, I know I'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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[J.D.] So a patient was dead
and one of us was gonna be blamed.
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[Dramatic classical music ringtone]
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Dude, you've gotta change that ring.
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You think so? Mom, not now.
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[J.D.] With morbidity
and mortality conferences,
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the first question sets
the tone for the day.
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- Who the hell ate my scone?
- That would be me.
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It was delicious.
My compliments to the little lady.
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- I made those.
- I know.
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Dorian, you admitted Mr. Foster
with coughing and shortness of breath,
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is that correct?
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Yes.
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Mike check. Mike check.
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Yes.
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And then what happened?
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Dorian.
I'm ten feet away from you. Talk.
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Mr. Foster had recently flown
to India where he had been exposed
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to an outbreak of pertussis.
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I was gonna check his labs,
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but first I had to visit
another patient, Mr. Sutton.
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So, Mr. Sutton,
when you came in with heartburn,
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I bet you thought
I'd kick your butt out of here.
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But not this guy. I admitted you and
stayed up all night studying your EKG
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because I had a hunch...
and no girlfriend.
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But mostly it was the hunch.
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And that hunch paid off because,
if I hadn't found that blocked artery,
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you'd be dead right now.
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And here comes the gratitude, the two
words every doctor lives to hear.
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Later, dude.
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I can't believe he didn't thank me.
You'll thank me when you leave?
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I don't know. Why are you so needy?
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He keeps a hug schedule
with his friends.
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OK, Turk, looks like someone's
getting crossed off their 2:00 spot
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and penciled in for never.
How does that feel? Does it sting?
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[J.D.] He's hurting.
Hug him. Hug him now.
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You guys, what would you do
with a hundred million dollars?
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A hundred million dollars?
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The Super Lotto jackpot
was up to a hundred million dollars.
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So earlier that morning...
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I'm just saying, think of what you
could do with that kind of money.
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- I could get a trained shark.
- Why?
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Thanks for inviting me, Janitor.
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Anytime, buddy. Anytime.
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Wait for him... wait for him...
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Can opener!
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The lobster's in the pot.
Devour! Devour!
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[Grunts] Something feels pinchy.
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[Screams]
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- [Static click]
- Save me a leg.
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I'm in.
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We could buy a lot more tickets
if we collect money from everyone.
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- I'll go through their lockers.
- I meant asking them.
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Seems kinda roundabout, but OK.
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Hey, Dr. Cox, you want
to put in for some lottery tickets?
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Oh, gosh, Carla, I would.
I really would.
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But you see, I already set fire to
a big pile of money just this morning.
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We have the same chance
of winning as anyone else.
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And the category is... ding!
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Things that have a better chance
of happening than you winning.
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Ted-ski, throw ten seconds
on the clock for me, would you please?
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- Go!
- Brain transplants,
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Britney Spears having another hit,
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the Rolling Stones going on
a farewell tour and meaning it,
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me caring about anything
that happens on Wisteria Lane,
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Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar,
Jessica Alba winning,
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Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson...
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- Time!
- Oh!
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Anyway, that explains
why I went into the room and said...
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What would you do
with a hundred million dollars?
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- Me? Floating Head Doctor.
- Here we go.
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I'd spend the money researching
how to separate my head from my body.
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That way I could literally
be in two places at once.
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Looking good, Mr. Henderson.
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Looking real good, Nurse Myers.
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- [Machine beeping]
- Uh-oh.
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He's flatlining! Body, come!
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[Bugle plays Reveille]
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Damn it!
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Starting CPR.
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Ow!
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There'd probably be some kinks
to work out initially.
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Where is that whore?
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- Who's a whore?
- That'd be me, sir.
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Oh, of course.
Would you care to elaborate?
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See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping...
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Shoe shopping.
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Shoe shopping.
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[All] Shoe shopping.
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[Cox] Oh, please.
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Jordan used to use that one on me
all the time. Immune. Watch this.
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Satin panties.
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Fine. I was checking on Mrs. Wilk and...
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Mrs. Wilk, I just wanted
to explain to you my behavior before.
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It's not like I was making out
with some random guy.
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I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that
once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot.
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Actually, he just
turned out to be an orderly
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who got his hands
on a helicopter helmet.
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But this is different. Sure, it
could get complicated. He has a son...
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And a wife.
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I've been making out
with a married man
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while his sick child
slept a few feet away.
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Oh, my God, I've become my mother.
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Hi. You said your wife was dead.
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I said she wasn't with us.
Don't make me out to be a bad guy.
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Well, you're not a good guy.
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Good guys don't lie about being single
or about helicopter pilots.
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If you were a good guy, you would get
in there and tell her what happened.
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- You're right.
- Hell, yeah, I am.
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Wait, what?
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[Elliot] You know how when something
horrible happens, like a car accident,
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everything slows down?
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[Gasping]
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No!
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Whore!
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Where is that whore?
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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Would you do me a favor
and cover Mr. Foster for me?
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I have to go to Mr. Sutton's
and get the thank-you I deserve.
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You are so obsessing about this.
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Like the time you
were convinced the cafeteria
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was giving you small waffles.
How'd that work out for you?
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They waffle-ironed my foot.
This is different.
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- Look, I need a ride.
- Pass.
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Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what
happened last time you passed.
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[Both gasp]
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OK, put the foot away.
Put the waffle foot away.
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This is where Sutton lives, right?
Let's get in there.
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J. D...
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Dude?
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[Growling]
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OK, just back away slowly.
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Oh, no! Turk, they're organized!
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- [Growling]
- Run!
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[Stomach growl]
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Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?
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[J.D.] And there it was. Hope.
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Dr. Kelso's inability
to deal with hunger was legendary.
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We were as good as home.
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I've heard enough.
Let's call it and go to lunch.
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Just hold on.
That is not the way it works, Bobbo.
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This is important.
You sit back down and get on with it.
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Perry, I'm in charge here.
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Ted, give him your sandwich.
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I suppose I could spare a small corner.
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Everyone just stay right where you are
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and we will be back in... two minutes.
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[J. D] One sandwich later,
we got back into it.
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And then what happened, Dr. Dorian?
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Well, sir, fortunately for us,
ostriches are flightless birds.
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[Growling]
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There goes the sentry.
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Every three minutes, like clockwork.
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Dude, can I admit something to you?
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I kind of missed
not getting my hug today.
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Here comes your vanilla bear.
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J.D. J.D. Oh, J.D.!
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- Whoa-oh-oh!
- Oh!
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Dude, don't sweat it!
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It says here that the ostrich
is generally a docile creature.
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Thank God.
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It also says their kick can kill a man.
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What? I'm coming back up!
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[Growls]
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- Turk!
- [Growls]
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- [Thud]
- [J.D. Screams]
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Mr. Sutton,
I hope this isn't a bad time.
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Who cares about Mr. Sutton?
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So, Dr. Reid,
you were covering Mr. Foster.
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Actually, sir,
I was on my way to cover Mr. Foster,
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but then I stopped
in Mrs. Wilk's room and...
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- What are you doing?
- Don't look at me.
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Do you see
the woman standing outside?
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- Yeah, I see her.
- I made out with her husband.
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That's disgusting.
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OK, just get out of here
and do PFTs on Mr. Foster.
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Dr. Reid, why are you hiding?
You didn't do anything wrong.
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If we all win this lottery then I am
using that money to find a decent man.
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- [Beeping]
- [Man] You may kiss the bride.
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Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy.
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Mazeltov.
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Why did I make him Jewish?
My parents will kill me.
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Why ostriches?
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They're majestic creatures,
don't you think?
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And they're kinda like my children.
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Plus, I make belts out of their necks.
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Look, Mr. Sutton,
you're wondering why I'm here.
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[Turk screams]
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- There is a door.
- Man.
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You OK?
Did you try and escape?
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I did escape.
There was one waiting in the car.
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That's Leon. Loves the car rides.
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Likes to stick his head out the window.
I tell him it's dangerous.
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He doesn't listen.
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Mr. Sutton,
I cured you and you never thanked me.
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Why thank you for doing your job?
I'm a garbage man.
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How times a day
do you think I get thanked?
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- Six.
- You're off by about six.
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Twelve!
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I'm starting
to see why Leon outfoxed you.
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Stupid bird stole my hat.
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I don't see why it's such a big deal
for you to say, "Hey, doc..."
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- Why'd he just walk away like that?
- [Mumbles]
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[Growls]
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Ruh-roh.
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Don't move.
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I gotta admit he looks pretty phat
in your Kangol.
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[Growls]
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Hey! They're about
to pick the lottery numbers.
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And remember that when we win,
we win as a family.
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I set aside 20 tickets
for you and I to split.
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Perfect.
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Nurse Espinoza, Mr. Foster's cough
is getting worse and Dr. Dorian's gone.
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Dr. Reid's covering,
but she's indisposed.
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Kid, I'm about to become a millionaire.
Call Dr. Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.
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You're missing out.
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There's plenty you could do
with a hundred million dollars.
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Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot.
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[Pounding]
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Let me out of here! I will kill you!
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I'm watching the game.
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Sweetie, you want to get naughty?
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Ooh.
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Ohh. Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Come on. Do it. Do it.
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I can wait another day.
Button up and watch the game.
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I gotta call my glass guy.
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Mrs. Brown, I want you to know how
sorry I am for kissing your husband.
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But we are two women who
have been wronged and lied to,
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and the healthiest thing
for us to do right now,
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walk away from each other with our
dignity intact. Don't you agree?
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Do you know what I do with whores?
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I punch them in the face.
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Bring it, bitch.
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Dude, are you really gonna sit here
all day just to thank your garbage man?
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Jabbarie has been added to the
hug schedule. Want to wait with me?
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I can't. I was supposed
to be on-call five minutes ago.
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This whole experience got me thinking
about the nature of gratitude.
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I guess in the end...
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Whether you're a doctor
or a garbage man...
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Dorian, what are you doing?
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Sorry, sir.
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Sometimes I like
to just sum things up.
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Well, allow me to do that for you.
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In the end, when Mr. Foster
started coughing up blood...
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[horn honking]
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... the on-call surgeon
was stuck in traffic...
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... the nursing staff
was busy losing the lottery...
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... his original doctor
was thanking a garbage man...
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... and the covering physician
was incapacitated.
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And what was Mr. Foster doing?
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He was dying
in the hands of the interns.
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How did I do, Dr. Dorian?
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Sorry I'm late. I got the keys
to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.
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Cut to the chase there, pee pants.
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Mr. Foster's death was the result
of a pulmonary embolism,
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probably caused by the 21 -hour
flight he was on from India.
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Dr. Flannery, the radiologist,
should have caught it on the scan.
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Working from an inaccurate report,
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there was nothing any of you could have
done to prevent Mr. Foster from passing.
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Which, I guess, leads us to you,
Dr. Flannery.
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After a day like today, there's really
only one thing you can do...
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To bad radiologists.
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Wait, wait. Let me get in on this.
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Let's also have a toast to Mr. Foster's
widow and his fatherless kids.
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Dr. Cox, it wasn't our fault.
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No, because you were lucky.
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You know as well as I do, it could
have been any one of your faults.
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Congrats again.
Have a... have a swell party.
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[J.D.] It's not easy when someone
accuses you of screwing up,
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especially when you know it's true.
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When that happens,
you can't shrug it off,
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because in a hospital,
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the best way to learn from your mistakes
is to carry them with you.