1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:05,602 Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games. 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:09,005 Tonight, it was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief. " 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,408 Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples. 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,045 I was at the dance with the other pickers. 5 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,209 Liar! 6 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:21,014 Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me. 7 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,456 You saw him do it, didn't you, Paco? 8 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:24,820 9 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,257 Mostly because they never let me speak. 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,419 He hid them in his pantalones. 11 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:34,729 He loves these apples. He makes apples pie and apples juice with them. 12 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:38,168 You can't talk. You lost your tongue in that cider press accident. 13 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,364 Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse! 14 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:43,673 I hate the pickers' bunkhouse. 15 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:46,473 And I hate Keith. Which begs the question: 16 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,106 Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay? 17 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,113 I guess I needed a distraction because last week, 18 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,552 we all thought Mrs. Wilk was going home. 19 00:00:55,655 --> 00:01:00,024 But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts, she was now gonna die. 20 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:03,152 To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach. 21 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,092 I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes. 22 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:11,331 Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far. 23 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,805 Want me to bury you? 24 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,109 Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling. 25 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,237 I thought we had more sand. 26 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,118 Now what? 27 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,158 OK, people, it's time for the $50,000 cash call. 28 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,557 Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland! 29 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:36,856 What? 30 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,268 Would you love a virgin daiquiri? 31 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,862 It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you. 32 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,668 Thanks. Hilarious. 33 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,071 Cheers. 34 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,175 You know, I've never really been afraid of death. 35 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,147 I used it as a motivator. 36 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,481 When you know there's an end, it forces you to live. 37 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,385 It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli 38 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,514 to take me to the sock hop. 39 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:08,083 It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am. 40 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:13,064 Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I... 41 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,167 Why am I so scared? 42 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,865 Sometimes, life sucks. 43 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,773 For everyone. 44 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:24,737 Sorry, Teddy! Apparently you don't need the money! 45 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,903 No! 46 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,638 Why? 47 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:32,014 # I can't do this all on my own 48 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,543 # No, I know I'm no Superman 49 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,917 # I'm no Superman # 50 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:46,128 Mrs. Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counselor. 51 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,565 He had a certain frankness about death. 52 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,968 Which one of you is gonna kick it? Don't tell me. I want to guess. 53 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:56,805 I'm thinking it's either you or you. You 'cause you're hooked up to machines. 54 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,004 Or... you have that look of someone who's gonna die young. 55 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,349 I'm kidding. Oh... 56 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:07,283 You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I mean, I'm not psychic. 57 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,015 We did not like him. I think he's funny. 58 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:11,386 She's delirious. 59 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:15,757 Mrs. Wilk, I'm Dr. Hedrick. It sounds clichéd, but you're gonna go through 60 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,989 "The Five Stages of Grief," which are: 61 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:23,525 Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance. 62 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:27,600 I assume that you two have already entered into a conversation 63 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,437 with Mrs. Wilk about what dying is gonna be like. 64 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,410 We were doing it before you came in. 65 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,571 Oh, I'm sorry. Then please, continue. 66 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:38,139 All right, we will. Newbie... go. 67 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,654 Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah. Um... 68 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:50,225 OK, death is like a journey. 69 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,730 Uh, a journey in a boat. 70 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,825 And, uh, then this giant light 71 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,167 shines down on your "boat" 72 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,403 and, uh, carries you up to the heavens. 73 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,376 That was the ending to Cocoon. 74 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,471 Take it away, Coxie. 75 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,016 Keith, keep moving. No talking. 76 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:14,514 Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat? 77 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,348 You know, Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner. 78 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,587 Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples? 79 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:25,323 Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbors? 80 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,900 Squirrel chili. Who knew? Ha! 81 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,869 It's really good. 82 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,701 83 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,705 I wanna go home. Eat your soup. 84 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:38,777 No. 85 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:42,905 They're not our neighbors. They live in the woods behind our apartment. 86 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:47,282 We'd be having brunch with them Sunday if you could have choked down the tail. 87 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,617 Carla, I don't know. Keith is a booty call. 88 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,453 I make it a point not to see him before midnight. 89 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,960 90 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,827 Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller. 91 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:04,870 Good. 92 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,940 That reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office? 93 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:10,942 Yes, I did, and it cut my commute in half. 94 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,143 95 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,272 Good morning, loyal subjects. 96 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,409 Enjoy your day in Janitoria. 97 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,818 Labor until you tire and then labor some more. 98 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,353 Looks like rain. 99 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,118 That could be a problem. 100 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,096 Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off? 101 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:38,864 Well, that depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down? 102 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,769 No. Actually, it is. 103 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,537 I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters. 104 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:47,738 But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity! 105 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:51,580 Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows. 106 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:55,587 We get it, the pedophile did it. Be at my house at 2:30. 107 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,283 Just once, I... 108 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,056 Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us. 109 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,990 With Kelso, you got no leverage. 110 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:08,226 Leverage. 111 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,461 Leverage? 112 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,765 You don't know what it means, do ya? No. 113 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,367 I understand you spend most of your time fighting death, 114 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:21,345 so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this. 115 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:25,180 Now, if you'd like, I'm willing to counsel both of you. 116 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:28,720 I was tempted to take him up, but then Dr. Cox said something. 117 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:32,918 Listen up. We don't need any of your head shrinking. 118 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,755 "We!" He said, "we!" 119 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:38,092 After all these years, he's finally made us a team. 120 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:43,602 Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you. 121 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:46,194 We can handle death just fine. 122 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:49,139 We might even be going into private practice together. 123 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,470 What? Easy. 124 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,444 Now is not the time to discuss the DorianCox Clinic, 125 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,981 much less the relocation to Jacksonville. 126 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,676 Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here. 127 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,710 You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. 128 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:07,453 Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions. 129 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:10,360 By the by, this image is brought to you by my son, Jack, 130 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,661 who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them 131 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,065 in provocative positions on my nightstand. 132 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:19,195 It is just disturbing enough so that leaving the house, 133 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,934 I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools, 134 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,977 which brings me back to you: The fool. 135 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,341 I'm done suffering you, so go now. 136 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,244 Go. Go, before you can write a book 137 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:35,254 entitled Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story. 138 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,482 That was a mouthful. 139 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,323 Anyway, if you need to talk, just give me a call. 140 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:47,960 He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me. 141 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,468 Basically, when you're in the mood, 142 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:54,028 you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20something nasty? 143 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,471 Watch me. 144 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,343 145 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,504 Got the machine. 146 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,676 We're going to your place tonight. My room smells like apple vinegar. 147 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,811 Put clean sheets on the futon and turn the pictures of your parents face down, 148 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:13,257 except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me. 149 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,321 How does he put up with that? 150 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,363 Would you get my scarf out of the car? 151 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:21,126 I am making a point here, honey. No man should... 152 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,033 Turk, less pointmaking, more scarfgetting. 153 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:32,101 What's up? You need a ride? Keep moving, CBear. 154 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,908 I was hunting for bigger game. 155 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,949 Hey, I thought you went home already. 156 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:40,679 Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble. 157 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,983 Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go. 158 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:51,262 Can you believe the huevos on that Hedrick? 159 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:54,663 Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before. 160 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,500 I gotta put this bag in the trunk. 161 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:03,338 I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche. 162 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:06,378 It smelled like German heaven. 163 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,504 I wasn't gonna blow this opportunity. 164 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,345 I had to be careful about every little... 165 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,008 Hey, a root beer. 166 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,746 Don't open that soda. 167 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,345 It has been rolling on the floor. It will explode. 168 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:21,257 Apparently, you're not familiar with the John Dorian threetap method. 169 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,387 Three taps and the foam goes byebye. 170 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,394 Works every time. 171 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,364 Ahh! 172 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,974 The quickest way to my house is to take Elm. 173 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,515 174 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,119 Elliot, wait. 175 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,556 Oh, I'm sorry, am I looking at your dad too much? 176 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:57,220 His eyes penetrate my soul. 177 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,423 No. 178 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,833 I just want to tell you how beautiful you look right now. 179 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,839 That is so sweet. 180 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,009 181 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,184 Tell you something I learned today. 182 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:23,688 Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cavein. 183 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,884 Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers? 184 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,222 Why do you hate bikes so much, sir? 185 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:36,168 Son, Daddy's got to move on. 186 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,203 And I just want you to know 187 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,602 that since the car is in your mother's name, 188 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:45,838 I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever if it weren't for your bike. 189 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,553 It's complicated. 190 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,316 Get off the road! 191 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,361 192 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:06,160 Not today, Bobby! Not today! 193 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,400 Oh... 194 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,132 I see we're growling at other human beings now. 195 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,640 How're you feeling, Mrs. Wilk? 196 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:21,271 Oh, not great. I'm cold. 197 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,474 She's been getting weaker. 198 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:27,212 In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on. 199 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,050 Whether it's to your perception of a relationship... 200 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,488 That was fun. I'm glad you got my message. 201 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,957 I didn't get any message. 202 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,996 Oh. Elliot, if he didn't get your message, 203 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:42,228 that means he called you for sex and you went over and gave it to him. 204 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,700 You're his booty call now. 205 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:50,068 ... or trying to hold on to the handlebars of your custom bicycle. 206 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,473 207 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,308 Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn. 208 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,507 Why'd you leave me, Daddy?! 209 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,348 Whoa! 210 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,486 Now we got leverage. 211 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:11,493 Unfortunately, as a doctor, 212 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,125 you see your fair share of people who simply can't hold on any longer. 213 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,998 She's in multiorgan systems dysfunction. 214 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:23,030 She's OK. She's ready. 215 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,317 Mrs. Wilk didn't have much time, 216 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:45,090 so either Dr. Cox or I had to notify her next of kin. 217 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,133 As physicians, we knew just how to decide who should do it. 218 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,259 First one to drop tells her. 219 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,860 Phew! 220 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,064 Pretty strong there, Newbie. 221 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,398 I was not. 222 00:12:56,475 --> 00:13:00,434 But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was. 223 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,037 Ah! 224 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,243 Ow. 225 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:11,555 Why are we doing this? I've seen people in Mrs. Wilk's shape turn around. 226 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,387 She could totally turn it around. 227 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,949 Denial. 228 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,087 Yeah, it's not uncommon for people close to the patient 229 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,428 to also go through the five stages of grief. 230 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:23,161 It's not denial. She could rally. Totally rally. 231 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:27,569 Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial. 232 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,200 How would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial? 233 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,540 God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer, 234 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,375 I just love this fake sugar. 235 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:41,217 If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him. 236 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,313 The good news is, it looks like he has a soft face. 237 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,719 Are you done with my arms? Coming to ya, Mr. Johnson. 238 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,900 So I was Keith's booty call, whatever. It'll blow over. 239 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,230 That's not good enough, Elliot. 240 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:02,138 By letting Keith get the upper hand, you've given Turk ideas. Look at him. 241 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:09,670 Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick, 242 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,307 but I got to be my own man. 243 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:16,252 It's catching on. Yeah. 244 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,723 OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now. 245 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,728 I don't know if that's good. 246 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,823 You should sue Kelso. You have a serious tort on your hands. 247 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,026 Tort? 248 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,467 Civil case. From the French avoir tort. 249 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,095 Did you go to law school? 250 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,174 No. I was Ruth Bader Ginsburg's janitor for a while. 251 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:40,611 Ruth Bader who? Hey! There's my guy. 252 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,945 Listen, I just came up to apologize for that little fenderbender out there. 253 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:49,044 So would two floor seats 254 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:53,023 to the WNBA AllStar Game just make all this ago away? 255 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,560 Absolutely! 256 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,461 Uh, Ted is gonna be wanting more than that, I'm afraid. 257 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,690 I am? 258 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,297 I am! 259 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,133 Dr. Cox and I decided to give Hedrick a piece of our mind. 260 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,073 Unfortunately, I had lost frontseat privileges. 261 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:15,842 Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers. 262 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,947 All right, Lester, we're having this out right here, right now! 263 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,953 Oh, for the love of God! 264 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,047 What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings 265 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,285 because my mommy didn't love me" group? 266 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,986 Yeah, is that what it is?! 267 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,553 Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill. 268 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,599 Oh, we should probably go. 269 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,861 No, no. Please, continue. 270 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,631 Stop bugging us. 271 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,538 I find your particular brand of psychobablry about as useful 272 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,542 and about as effective as fairy dust. 273 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,635 He's actually helped me quite a lot. 274 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,612 Oh. 275 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,308 Good. 276 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,146 Dr. Cox? Yeah, Newbie, what do you got? 277 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,117 That guy looks fantastic. 278 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:58,452 What do you think he's dying of, a case of the handsomes? 279 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,992 You know what? To hell with you, Hedrick! 280 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:05,360 Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr. Cox here is going through? 281 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,262 Anger. Anger, yes. 282 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,597 You don't want to see me angry! 283 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,796 Nor do you want to see I angry. 284 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,543 You better hope you don't make any mistakes. 285 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,145 It's awful. Uh... 286 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,293 Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain the power. 287 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,625 I don't really care. 288 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,393 Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith. 289 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:46,404 This is about men everywhere who have been abused and bullied by women. 290 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,440 It's about me. 291 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,237 Now when they walk by, you call her a different name. 292 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,573 I won't do it. 293 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,512 Here's how you get your power from Keith: Ignore him. 294 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,708 For realsies? Yep. 295 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,052 Hey, how you doing, Claire? 296 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,213 Did you just call me Claire? 297 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,449 No, I would never call you... 298 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,684 Oh, snap! Elliot! 299 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,659 That didn't sound like me. I know. 300 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:14,495 They hear what they want to hear. They hear what they want to hear. 301 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:23,632 I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this. 302 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,142 Me too. 303 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,374 Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage. 304 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,312 By the way, I wasn't hiding there 305 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,547 so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod. 306 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,987 Oh, hang on. 307 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,684 308 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,693 We weren't the only ones at the bargaining stage. 309 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,296 310 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,736 Oh! 311 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,566 Oh! 312 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,077 Now, let's talk, Ted. 313 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,171 Just you and me. No lawyers. 314 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:10,247 OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith. 315 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,882 Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun, 316 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,256 but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard. 317 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:20,389 Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that. 318 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,024 We love it. No! 319 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,796 Yeah, it's too much, I know. 320 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,633 Well, you can always get another boy toy, right? 321 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:30,869 Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of nostringsattached fun. 322 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,604 That's not what I'll remember. 323 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,840 324 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:43,087 I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now. 325 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,257 That is so sweet. 326 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:54,657 Oh, Elliot! You like him. 327 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:57,234 That was the moment it got real for Elliot. 328 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,930 329 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,634 And for Dr. Cox and me. 330 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,339 Should be any minute now. 331 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:15,182 We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different. 332 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,883 333 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,356 She's gone. 334 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,765 [# Pearl Jam with Neil Young: Long Road] 335 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,737 We were definitely in the depression stage. 336 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,239 And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it. 337 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,242 All he said was... 338 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,643 She was lucky to have you two as doctors. 339 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,576 Letting go is never easy. 340 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,186 Whether it's letting go of the leverage you had over your boss... 341 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,192 I would like the word "maintenance" on my uni written out 342 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,888 in tiny light bulbs. That way, when I'm on a break, 343 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,726 I can turn it off like a taxi. 344 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,958 Your friend settled. It's over. 345 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:07,370 I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay! 346 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:12,835 ... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend. 347 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,469 Hey. 348 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:18,107 Do you want to go for dinner tonight? And I mean at seven, not midnight. 349 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,481 I'd love that. 350 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,081 There's nothing more difficult 351 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,387 than letting go of someone you cared about. 352 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,984 She was a great old gal. 353 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,997 She was. Hey! 354 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,794 Acceptance! 355 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,027 Damn bikes! 356 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,438 Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso.