1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:07,802 Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts. 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,136 3 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,871 It's a mouth harp! Oh, awesome! 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:15,904 Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents. 5 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,609 But you know what he was best at? 6 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,152 Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah. 7 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,484 Being girl bait. 8 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,590 Here's how it goes down. 9 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:29,993 Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken, 10 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:33,362 and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by for a looksee. 11 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,333 I'm a doctor. 12 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,029 I'm a landowner. 13 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,128 Burt Reynolds is my father. 14 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,172 I love sports. 15 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,269 Keith, more popcorn. 16 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,079 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,412 See, that's how it works. 18 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,510 You have the cutest hair. 19 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,021 These old rags? 20 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:02,958 OK, OK. So you're both... fertile, 21 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:07,796 yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love? 22 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,961 Twice today. Actually, it was three times. 23 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,665 You were asleep for the last one. 24 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,708 Wow. That really happened? Mmhm. 25 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,573 It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams. 26 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,614 He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky. 27 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,478 Cirque du Soleil freaky. 28 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,018 One time, she was skinless. 29 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,920 OK. Stress is often a factor in conception. 30 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:34,153 So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue? 31 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,530 I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight, 32 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:42,967 there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time. 33 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,236 There's a little stress. 34 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,071 OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down. 35 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,939 Is there anything else I can do? 36 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:56,175 Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production 37 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:00,618 of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me? 38 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,621 I'd be happy to. 39 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:08,252 "If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you." 40 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:14,198 I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane? 41 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,235 Seriously, I'm a doctor. 42 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,701 What page are you on? 43 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,328 Oh... 44 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,167 Why didn't you just read lines with the old guy? 45 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,404 My job is to make sick people better, 46 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:29,881 not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night. 47 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,816 Sometimes, you got to go the extra mile with patients. 48 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,377 That's what makes me such a special doctor. 49 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:39,186 That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly 50 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,124 between male and female genitalia. 51 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,128 Ooh... 52 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,963 Newbie, snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming. 53 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,400 I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease. 54 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,030 You've got to be there for people. Take Mrs. Cohen. 55 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,267 When she broke her hip, I treated that. 56 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,241 She also left her car doubleparked, 57 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:01,212 so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it. 58 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:09,683 Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick. 59 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,318 Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip. 60 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,064 # I can't do this all on my own 61 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,500 # No, I know I'm no Superman 62 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,708 # I'm no Superman # 63 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,847 All I'm saying is it's important to go the extra mile with patients. 64 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,973 It's like I was telling this girl. 65 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,608 Why tell her? I didn't. 66 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,846 I wanted to show you who I'm going out with. 67 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,220 Look, Newbie, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients. 68 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:48,454 It's something personal. You can confide in me. 69 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:52,463 I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa! 70 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,501 It didn't bother me Dr. Cox had "Kelly Ripa'd" me, 71 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:01,029 because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to. 72 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,473 This, however, did upset me. 73 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:07,445 Uh, Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and, uh... 74 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,778 ...I'm afraid you have leukemia. 75 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,545 What? 76 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,511 Yes. But the good news is it's very treatable. 77 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,489 We have to get started right away. 78 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,196 In four and a half years, I've watched your pal, Stephanie, 79 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,458 go through a multitude of irritating fads: 80 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,330 UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff 81 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,563 and the double European airkiss. 82 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,606 Seeing as you are sorority sisters, 83 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:38,372 I was hoping you'd be able to tell me when this "extra mile" crap will end. 84 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,605 Oh, it's never gonna end. He's relentless. 85 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:43,876 Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient? 86 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:49,944 They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store? Haha! 87 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,253 That worked better when you were a fat load. 88 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:53,758 I know. Damn it! 89 00:04:55,995 --> 00:05:00,056 All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance. 90 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,294 I had to travel to five stores to find that. 91 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,302 This is last month's. 92 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,338 I'll track down the new one for you, 93 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:09,374 but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK? 94 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,208 Since there were only three attending spots for ten residents, 95 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,409 Dr. Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets. 96 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:45,173 Allday sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes. 97 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,541 Sir, quick question. 98 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:49,706 Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit. 99 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:53,218 Why was I told to drop everything and look after some new patient? 100 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,551 Mr. Sommer is the cousin of one of the trustees. 101 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,182 Not important enough to warrant face time with me, 102 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,557 but connected enough that if one of these dingdongs kills him, 103 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:05,392 it'll be my ass. Carla, can you cover my patients? 104 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,229 She's watching someone for me. I'll find somebody. 105 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:11,303 Because I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody? 106 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,770 Precisely. J.D., why don't you tell me 107 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,276 what's wrong with Mrs. Jones? Without looking at a chart. 108 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:21,643 Carla knew, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients. 109 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:26,648 Mr. Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again? 110 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:32,348 Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth. 111 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,361 Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy? 112 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,260 Cootchiecootchie. 113 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,492 It's not like nurses know everything. 114 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,967 Uhoh. Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself. 115 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,561 Attempt the casual sideswitch. 116 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,130 And you're there. Now angry at Kelso. 117 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,642 Bob, how dare you? Exactly. 118 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,804 You're worried about what I can handle? 119 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,576 Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours, 120 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,618 I'm weaning Mrs. Jones' dopamine from ten mikes to five, 121 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,880 Meyerson's abdominal wound is dehiscing 122 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:05,515 and Mr. Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice. 123 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,525 Kiss my grits! 124 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,289 Exactly, Flo! Exactly! 125 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,328 I hope you learned something today. 126 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:19,493 Get a load of Mr. Extra Mile Guy's leukemia patient, 127 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,540 sitting in there all by herself. 128 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:26,544 He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell. 129 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,672 All right, team, let's stay close. Come on. 130 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:34,311 Carol! Look who I found. 131 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,288 Larry? Dad? How? 132 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,722 Well, right after I got your test results back, 133 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:43,592 I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree to find everyone. 134 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:47,188 There were some tears, mostly mine, but we got it done. 135 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,734 You are the most amazing doctor. 136 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,770 Hear that, Perry? 137 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:57,299 I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet. 138 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:00,470 What's that? That's right, it's a mile. 139 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,844 And how does that makes me feel? Keith! 140 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,280 141 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,011 Thank you. 142 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:13,449 Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year. 143 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,154 The annual blood drive is upon us 144 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:20,131 and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors 145 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,667 as the hospital's new mascot, 146 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,398 the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr. Prick. 147 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,506 We'll probably change the name. 148 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:36,980 I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon, 149 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,313 I would get all three of those damn spots. 150 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,910 It's the same on medical. The only reason I got 151 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,889 that oncology rotation is I let Dr. Morgan take me 152 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,425 to his brother's wedding. Ricky Morgan? 153 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,524 He works in the cafeteria. What?! 154 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,463 What. Listen, kissing ass 155 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,469 is just the way it's done around here, and there's nothing you can do about it. 156 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,997 We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr. Kelso. 157 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:06,636 From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me? 158 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,407 That's right! That's right! 159 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,211 From here on out, no more getting him coffee, 160 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,013 no more washing his car, 161 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:18,113 no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men. 162 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,488 Well, hey, you guys got him coffee. 163 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,892 "Together" on three. One, two, three. 164 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,862 Together! Let's go! 165 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,124 What are you doing? 166 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,759 Chief of medicine said to pay special attention, 167 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:32,702 and I take a couple of seconds to get to know my patients. 168 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,263 So, first question, are you allergic to any...? 169 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,002 Psst! 170 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,237 What? I need some advice. 171 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,511 Which do you prefer? What's the occasion? 172 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,051 Me wiping up gunk. 173 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:50,247 I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and I assumed I could have it. 174 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,291 The Armani is very affective on urine, 175 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:55,521 whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... No, no. 176 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,687 What? Where'd he go? 177 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,196 Carol's family welcomed me as one of their own. 178 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,031 No more than her brother, Larry. 179 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,038 Eagle! I told you not to call me Lawrence. 180 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,802 And I told you I never get dizzy. 181 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,203 OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here. 182 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,181 Carol is starting a journey, OK? 183 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:21,185 Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you. 184 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:24,416 Anything you go through, we go through together. 185 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:30,193 So you've all banded together. 186 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:34,221 I honestly never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons 187 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:39,260 who would care for people of this great hospital based solely on merit. 188 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,397 I hope you're proud of yourselves. 189 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:46,344 This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills. 190 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,540 So whenever you get a chance... 191 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,709 Life in a hospital is constantly humbling. 192 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,481 Whether it's making you realize you're not as skilled as you thought... 193 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,820 Fourth?! I'm fourth? 194 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,862 ... or as on the ball as you thought. 195 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,091 How's Mr. Sommer doing? Actually, sir... 196 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,726 He's perfectly fine, sir. He's in tiptop shape. 197 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,496 Good. 198 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,334 Ow! What, are you wearing, a cup? 199 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,967 People try to hit me there more than you'd think. 200 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,578 201 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,913 The key is to be ready for it. 202 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,644 I was not ready for this. 203 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,583 Since Carol is gonna lose her hair, 204 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:31,783 we decided we'd all shave our heads now. He even agreed to do the cutting. 205 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,824 You're up next, big guy. 206 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,155 I mean, come on. You're all in this together, right? 207 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,595 208 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:46,602 I can't believe you all shaved your heads. 209 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,936 How great. Even Nana. 210 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:52,136 And you don't look creepy or alienlike at all. 211 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,577 Are you ready to run the extra mile? 212 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,411 You can't let him know you don't want to do this. 213 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,485 Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard! 214 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,180 Dr. Dorian, we need you. 215 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,484 Mr. Bentley's condition is getting worse. 216 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,582 God bless his herpes. 217 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,355 I'm gonna go take care of that man. When I come back... 218 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,659 Pause for effect. Pause for effect. 219 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,599 ...we're gonna shave this thing. Yeah! 220 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,432 Yeah! Oh, yeah! 221 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,466 How the hell could I be fourth?! 222 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,304 I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands, 223 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,937 but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon. 224 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,573 How come you didn't page me about that consult? 225 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,618 I did. You're wearing your garage door opener on your hip. 226 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,548 Ladies and gentlemen, number two. 227 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,756 Kelso's gonna kill me. I can't find Mr. Sommer. 228 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,593 Did you look between Mr. Spring and Mr. Fall? 229 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,428 Too easy. Hey, you know...? 230 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,660 More armor? No. 231 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:55,435 Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed. 232 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,602 This is partially your fault, so you're gonna help me. 233 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,977 You know, whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps. 234 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,016 Right now, I'm looking for something, 235 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,211 and I know I came to the vending machine, 236 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,449 then I dropped a quarter, which rolled over here, 237 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,218 and, yep, there you are. 238 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,920 As soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em. 239 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,294 They're like children. Big dead children. 240 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:27,094 I treated that girl at the free clinic. She was born without nipples. 241 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,108 I knew there had to be something wrong! She's too perfect. 242 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:34,704 I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa! 243 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,717 I told you it would catch on. I don't think it's funny. 244 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,979 How's that leukemia patient doing? 245 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,216 I'm hiding. I really don't want to be bald. 246 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,259 I have a suspicion it won't work for me. 247 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,294 It might accentuate my spoonchest. 248 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,329 Yeah. Plus, the girl I'm dating 249 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,456 is totally into my hair. 250 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:56,501 She's got to be interested in more than just your hair. 251 00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,733 If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you. 252 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,502 I'm sure there's something else she's into. 253 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,942 No, there's nothing else. 254 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,980 There is. Even if she won't admit it. 255 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,744 You know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down. 256 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:15,947 You don't have to go the extra mile. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 257 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,854 What happened to the days when you used to listen to me? 258 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,484 That was a long time ago. You should listen to me. 259 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,687 Not in this lifetime. 260 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,629 Listen, Newbie, 261 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,430 you're not a completely, terribly, horrible, incompetent doctor. 262 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,596 While I would never let any blood relatives be your patient, 263 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,368 if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance, 264 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,933 I might be OK with you treating them. 265 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,740 Thank you. 266 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:44,271 The only thing you owe Carol is to treat her the best you can. 267 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,353 Hey, where you been? 268 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:53,084 Oh, Larry, man. I don't think I can shave my head. 269 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,591 What about Carol? 270 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,187 She'll be OK. She has all you guys. 271 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,204 You look over there. Mmhm. 272 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,336 Excuse me, nurse. 273 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,412 Hi! How 'bout a poke? 274 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,043 I have a husband, OK? And he's big and he's black and... 275 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,419 Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love that you go to that big and black stuff. 276 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,220 I can't wait to bear the fruit of your loins. 277 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,658 Baby, wait! 278 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,494 This is the only way I can suck up to Kelso without the surgeons knowing. 279 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,726 There you are. 280 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,667 You're not Mr. Sommer. No, I'm not. 281 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,398 No harm done. 282 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,471 What's up... with y'all? 283 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,779 Ahh! 284 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,989 Hey, Dr. Turk. What happened to you? 285 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,787 I found the latest issue 286 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,623 at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go. 287 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:09,032 Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care. 288 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,068 Thanks, Dr. Turk. 289 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:17,168 Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings. 290 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,871 No. I'm married and trying to have a baby. 291 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,847 Not having a job would be a big boost for me. 292 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:28,080 You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important. 293 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,714 There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients. 294 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,951 Are you saying I have a job? 295 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:39,798 If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out. 296 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,993 I got a job! 297 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,876 Well, the good news is, his head isn't in the storage room. 298 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,311 I once found a head. It's a funny story. I put it in my locker. 299 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,680 I didn't have time to get to Lost and Found, forgot all about it. 300 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,584 Come back to work on Monday, open my locker, whoa! Head! 301 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,315 Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. 302 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,950 I grabbed the thing and ran up to the roof, punt it, 303 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,687 and I shank it wideleft. 304 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,527 It's heading straight down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible. 305 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,623 I'm done. I'm out of a job, right? Wrong. 306 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,828 At that second, a hawk flies in, 307 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,871 grabs the thing and flies off with it. 308 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,669 I know what you're thinking. We're in a city. What's a hawk doing there? 309 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,803 I can't believe you get a locker and I don't. 310 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,440 Dr. Reid, I need to meet you in Radiology 311 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,107 to go over some test results. 312 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,618 Yeah, it's over, Ricky. 313 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,923 I know you're stealing trays. Stop it. 314 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,891 Buzz off. 315 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,723 Carla, the orderly lost my chart for Mr. Tyler in 406. 316 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,387 Would we have his dosages? 317 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,423 You put him on penicillin, but he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin. 318 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,661 Thank you. 319 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,735 Wish you put some of that crazynurse memory to use on our missing dude. 320 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,440 Well, he was an older guy 321 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,880 and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far. 322 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:09,012 He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm. 323 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,780 It was the nicotine patch. He was trying to quit smoking. 324 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,420 Should I not be out here? 325 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,896 There he is, Mr. Spot on His Lungs. 326 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,234 Don't worry, we'll pop that lung out, 327 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,537 get it to the dry cleaners and have it back to you after five. 328 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,102 We like to have fun. 329 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,139 I made up that whole hawk story. 330 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:41,117 Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are. 331 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,744 332 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,814 333 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,268 Whoa! Nana! How you doing? 334 00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,601 Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor. 335 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,141 Date time. 336 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,802 Dude. There you are. Two things. 337 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,347 First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits. 338 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,906 Oh, no, that's Nana. Second... I got a job. 339 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,646 Nice. If you hadn't pushed me 340 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,780 to do that extra mile stuff, that wouldn't have happened, 341 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,619 so thank you. 342 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,183 You got a hottie waiting for you at the bar. You go get her! 343 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,424 Where were we? Do I smell banana conditioner? 344 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,560 That's one of my conditioners, yes. 345 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,966 As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said... 346 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,773 This girl really digs hair. 347 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,805 It's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head. 348 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,015 Ah! 349 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,480 How was your first stressfree day? 350 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,888 Horrible. You? 351 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,926 Worse. 352 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,154 Let's make a baby. 353 00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,958 If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself. 354 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,425 Not helping with the stress. 355 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,433 I knew if I didn't leave that bar and go back, 356 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,273 I'd never be able to enjoy any of the simple things, 357 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,109 even a woman eating my former bangs. 358 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,148 Voilà. 359 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,410 360 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,246 See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy. 361 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,586 You never know who it's gonna rub off on. 362 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:29,889 "Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you." 363 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,398 "Oh, have you, Stanley? 364 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,626 I wasn't expecting any." 365 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,670 "I hope you like it." Aw... 366 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,639 You're hating this, aren't you? No, that's not it at all. 367 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,871 I don't believe for a second that you really want me to leave. 368 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,310 You gotta feel it, Lyle. Get involved. 369 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,872 What do you people say? Let's take it from the top? 370 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:56,819 "Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you." 371 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,652 Again. Do it with some force.