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This is an
electronic hideandseek game.

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The other person wears a sensor.
Closer you get, the more it beeps.

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 Ah! Funsies.
 Yeah.

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Mrs. Factor has an aortoenteric fistula
and needs a consult.

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 Fire away.

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 See her red highlights?
 Yes.

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Could I pull those off
or am I so kidding myself?

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 I don't have time.
 You're playing hideandseek.

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With my nineyearold patient, Eric.

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He's been in the hospital for a month.
He deserves a little fun.

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 Sorry, Turk. Sorry.

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 Mmm! 

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How bad would she look
with red highlights?

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I know. It is now my turn to hide.

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 I count.
 All right.

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Close a brother up.

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So I like to remember
all the carpal bones in the hands

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with a simple mnemonic device.

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Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform,
trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.

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Some lovers try positions
that they can't handle.

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Hey.

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That was not directed at you, doctor.

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But you should stretch first
next time you try the Whirly Bird.

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Excuse me, does anyone here
happen to have a plate of jeebies?

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Because these two just gave me
a big old scoop of the heebies.

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Seriously, it cannot just be me.
I want to hear from the audience.

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I do. Dating in the workplace.

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She's the boss. He's the pretty intern.

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Tell me what's bugging you. Courage.

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Well, sometimes they arrive
in the morning and they smell like sex.

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Gloria, telling it like it smells.

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I'm proud of you.

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Barbie, who hurt you?

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Is there something you want?

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Actually, yes.

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It is one of those rare days
where you could be of use to me.

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You speak German,
I have a patient from Berlin

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and I need to tell the gentleman
he has fluid in his lungs.

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How are you?

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Relax, dude.
Playing electronic hideandseek.

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Hey, baby.

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Yeah, I know my shift's over, but...

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No, I'm not fooling around
with J.D. I'm...

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OK, cool. I'm on my way home.

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All right, I just took the pregnancy
test. Just tell me when a minute's up.

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I just put some pizza rolls
in the microwave oven.

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The minute that bad boy dings,
we're good to go.

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Oh, my God, I can't stand it!
Thirty more seconds!

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OK, honey. Don't get too excited.

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They have to cool off for a minute.
That cheese is like lava.

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Is there a bigger idiot
than you in the entire world?

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 I'm seeking you, Turk!

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It's negative.

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Look at me.

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Hey, look at me.

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It's gonna happen.

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Eat your pizza rolls.
I gotta get to work.

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By the way, next time,
buy a name brand pregnancy test,

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 not that generic one.
 If you raised my allowance,

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I wouldn't have to bargain shop
to buy pizza rolls.

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Secondly, this pregnancy test works
just as well as the name brand one.

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Wait a second. Results in three minutes.

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 Some things deserve
to be tossed out on their asses.

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 But the thing
you shouldn't toss out

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is a pregnancy test that takes
two minutes longer than you thought.

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Oh, my God, we're pregnant.

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know
I'm no Superman

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# I'm no Superman #

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Mr. Roberts and I just love
our aboveground pool.

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In high school,
I was actually allstate swimmer.

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Breaststrokefive! Maybe later.

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 Every workplace has that guy
who has to top everyone else's story.

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When I was 19,
I was a worldclass 110meter hurdler.

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 I remember the nationals
like they were yesterday.

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 Runners, take your positions.

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On your mark...

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...set...

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Good race.

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They offered me
a full ride at Grambling,

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but I slept
with the president's daughter.

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Not the college president.
The president of the United States.

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But if Amy Carter asks you up
for a nightcap, you do not say no.

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No. No more.

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Here are some of the lies
you've told over the last five years.

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You went to Harvard. You have a wife
who only has a pointer and thumb pinkie.

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You have a brotherdad,
a mothersister.

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You have two kids.
Wait, one kid.

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You had a baby with a Chinese local.
You're deafmute.

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Wait. You're a worldclass hurdler

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and you slept with the beautiful
and irreplaceable Amy Carter.

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I didn't sleep with Amy Carter.
We did everything but.

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 Oh...
 I really was a worldclass hurdler.

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We're not buying it. Are we, gang?

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 No.
 Yeah, no.

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The people have spoken.
Allow me to bask in the glow.

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 J.D., guess what?
 Not now, Turk, I'm glowbasking.

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Dude, listen to me!

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Where is Carla?

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She just went downstairs.
What is all the excitement?

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You tell him. No, you tell him.

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We're having a baby.

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Red states be damned.
You're gonna make great fathers.

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 What's going on?
 My turn.

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 OK. Go ahead.
 Carla? Prego!

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 Oh, my God, Turk.
Carla must be so happy.

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I haven't told her. I'm gonna now.

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Wait, Turk. When has
a man ever been able

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to tell his wife that she's pregnant?

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Allow me to paint you a picture
with my imagination brush. OK?

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You two come out in the parking lot
where Carla's friends have gathered.

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They're holding a banner that says,
"Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."

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Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk.

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That's when I cue the bird wrangler who
releases 500 white doves into the air.

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Where do they land? I don't know.
But one thing Carla knows

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is that in her uterus
is a little, soft baby Turk.

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Are you forgetting what happened

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when you had doves
at my parents' anniversary?

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This won't be indoors and there
won't be people throwing birdseed.

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Why were people throwing seed?

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The point is you, my friend, have
a chance to be on the greatest surprise

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a husband has ever pulled for his wife,

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and you get credit for it
the length of your entire marriage.

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 I'm in!
 Great.

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I'll tell everybody.
You find Carla. Dr. Cox...

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Halt. I will be doing nothing.

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Well, you at least
won't tell Carla, right?

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Ever since I was blitzkrieged
by an enraged German named Otto,

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a certain Dr. Barbie
no longer exists for me,

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so if she was to ask me a question,

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I wouldn't be able to hear
and you'd have to repeat it.

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 Can you just please not tell Carla?
 Fine.

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And Elliot, if you see Carla,
don't get emotional.

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Oh! No problem.

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Really? Baby.

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 Oh, my God, Turk.
Carla's gonna be so happy.

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The family wants me to do a hip surgery.
What are they thinking? The guy's 92.

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He's their grandfather.
It's not like he's a dog

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and they can go to a kennel
and pick out another one.

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We just got a lot
of great new grandfathers in.

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OK. Ooh! Look at this one. He's so cute!

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Hey! Get out of my yard.

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He's not good with people.

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He's great, but we really
don't want to separate them.

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I already have a grandma.

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If I get one this little,
everybody's gonna think I'm gay.

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Oh, look at this fellow. Come here, boy.

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Got a little hard candy for you.

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Come here. Yes. Good boy.

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Who's a good boy? You got a candy
you can unwrap in a movie theater.

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I'd name him Sebastian.

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Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He
seems a little more lurky than usual.

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I pissed him off earlier today.
How am I supposed to avoid him?

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Put the hideandseek sensor on him.
That way you'll always know where he is.

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It would take a very clever plan to hide
this tiny pennylike sensor on him.

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Five bucks if you eat this penny.

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Done... and done.

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We pulled it off. See if it works.

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My friend, we have
just LoJacked the Janitor. Hello?

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I've got a patient with osteomyelitis
who needs a bone biopsy.

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Who do you use?

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You've put me in an awkward spot
because I'm a healer and I want to help,

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but speaking to you would acknowledge
your existence. You don't exist.

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So I'm going to address the stapler.

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Hi, stapler. The red is killer.

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By the way, there's a Dr. Brownsfield
who is just the most wonderful bone guy.

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What? What's that, stapler? Oh, no.
She... She's an actual doctor.

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Neither of you are very funny.

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Here are your lab results.

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 Oh, my God, Carla.

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 Elliot, what's wrong?
 Yeah, Elliot, honey. What's wrong?

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Nothing,
I'm just very emotional because, um...

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...Keith dumped me. I have to go.

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Another one. Shoot.

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Keith, I have been watching you
and you've got some potential.

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You do, but can I
give you one piece of advice?

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 Please.
 It is all about confidence.

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Hell, be a cocky bastard.
Throw 'em a wink every once in a while.

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Show me a wink. Show me the wink.
Give me the wink.

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That's the guy. That's the guy
who broke our friend's heart.

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 Well, hey. He's probably hurting too.
 Mmm...

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Hey, baby.

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Oh, no. He did not just wink at me. For
the next five minutes, I am not a nurse.

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Carla, Carla. There is a better way.

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I don't like it, but Jordan tells
her friends intimate details about me.

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Our sex lives, parenting deficiencies.

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The point is I'm sure Elliot
has told you things about Keith.

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So instead of yelling at him,
why not calmly let him know

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that you know things
that he thinks no one knows.

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Oh, Keith, mind taking a walk with me?

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Yeah.

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 Is Carla gone?
 Yeah. She sure is.

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 Oh, thank God.
 Say Barbie? We're even.

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Oh, no.

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All right. Before Carla arrives,

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I want to thank you all for turning out.
Especially you, Father Rosenberg.

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Incidentally, when this is over,

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I'd love to get the back story
on that name of yours, OK?

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 Excuse me.

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OK. Coming through.

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Now, apparently they don't
have fetus balloons. Who knew?

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What I've done
is attached string to the bellybuttons

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on these baby balloons
to signify the umbilical cord.

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Make sure everybody gets one.

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Keith, you seem to have missed the
point here. We're not really broken up.

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I can't believe you told Carla I made
out with my sister in sixth grade.

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I don't understand
why you're so embarrassed.

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I've met Denise. She's gorgeous.

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You might not get pregnant
for a very, very, very long time.

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I know it's gonna happen. You know
what I'm looking forward to the most?

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What's that?

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When we go to our friends and I can
tell them onebyone, "I'm pregnant!"

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I can't wait to see the look
on each one of their faces.

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I think about it every day.

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Anyone tries to take those moments
away from me, I'll kill them.

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Me too. Just need to send a quick text.

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Oh, no. We've got a glitch.

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Abort the plan!
Abort the surprise!

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Abort the babies!

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Everybody, run!

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Sorry about the whole
"abort the babies" thing.

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Actually, I'm prochoice.

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 Knowing someone's pregnant
when they don't know it

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can get a bit complicated.

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00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,441
Let me take that from you.
You left the fridge open.

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00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,506
 I spilled it.
 I'll get another one.

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00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,914
Sorry.

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00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:13,985
What are you doing?

245
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,180
I may have gotten overexcited
and told her family members

246
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,748
 that she's pregnant.
  You have 59 messages.

247
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,316
 Carla...

248
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,453
 The answering machine's broken.

249
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,021
And I don't think
we have any more wine.

250
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,794
Turk, can I have some of yours?

251
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,837
 I felt Turk was starting
to blame me for all this.

252
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,902
I spilled mine too.
You know what you should do?

253
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,103
Ask for some of J.D.'s.

254
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,182
Spilled mine too.

255
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,218
I'm going to bed.

256
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,212
What are you gonna do?

257
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:52,053
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope
she's so tired from being pregnant,

258
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,786
she doesn't have
the strength to kick my ass.

259
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,021
Wait, Turk. I have an idea.

260
00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:01,031
You have another idea, huh? I gotta
tell you I'm done with your ideas.

261
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,864
And not just now, but forever.
OK? Are we clear on that?

262
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:07,030
 It's a good 'un.
 I'm listening.

263
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:11,242
We need Carla to find out she's pregnant
on her own and we need help.

264
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,278
 Can we count on you?
 Absolutely not.

265
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,040
 No way.
 Who's pregnant?

266
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,877
We go down, we're taking you.

267
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,950
 What?
 Why?

268
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,486
Would somebody
please tell me who's pregnant?

269
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,714
 Carla.
 Another kid? My God!

270
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,484
 How many does that make?
 This is her first one.

271
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,289
 If you say so, son.
 You can't blackmail us.

272
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:35,493
Really? Because I think you're both
very close to Carla, aren't you?

273
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:38,263
And yet you chose not
to tell her she was pregnant.

274
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,964
How would that go down for 'em?

275
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,497
 Unpleasantly.
 Unpleasantly.

276
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,475
They've got you two by the short ones.

277
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,569
It's true you didn't know anything,

278
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,581
but I'm willing to bet these guys
would swear that you did.

279
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,344
 Definitely.
 I'd enjoy it.

280
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,682
 Well played, Turkelton.
 Thank you.

281
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:59,315
OK. Listen up. Everyone in the
hospital knows Carla's pregnant.

282
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,859
But they don't know she doesn't know.

283
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:06,091
We need her to find out on her own
before anyone congratulates her. OK?

284
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,225
Here's the plan. The three of us
are gonna run interference.

285
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:13,260
Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso, I need you to get
her to take another pregnancy test.

286
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,806
This plan is foolproof.

287
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,433
That's impossible. You two are involved.

288
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,171
Yeah, we'll see about that.

289
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,805
 You go left.
 OK. That was right, buddy.

290
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,439
I need to come with you.

291
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,018
Where's Carla?

292
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,020
Uh, she went up
to the roof to get some air.

293
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,716
Oh.

294
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,525
 Follow her. Lock her up there.
 You got it.

295
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,564


296
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:44,728
Hello, Janitor hiding around
the corner waiting to grab me.

297
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,168
How'd you know that was me?

298
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,139
I'm holding a GPS warning device
that goes off

299
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,540
whenever you come
within 100 meters of me.

300
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,976
It's responding
to a sensor in your stomach.

301
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,947
 I knew that wasn't a penny.
 You'll never get near me.

302
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,109
 We'll see.
 Yeah, we will see.

303
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,153
 We're gonna see.
 The only thing left to do? See.

304
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,984
 You're gonna pay.
 We'll see.

305
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,785
 No time.
 OK, bye.

306
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:12,221
Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso. Look who I've got.

307
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,164
Hey, Carla. You're glowing.

308
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,861
Really?

309
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,426
Have your breasts gotten bigger?

310
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,565
Whoa! Dr. Kelso, that is inappropriate.

311
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:27,010
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to
me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.

312
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,243
Well done, Bob. A little direct,

313
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:35,082
but I definitely think we put
the idea of pregnancy in her head.

314
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,247
Is that what we were doing?
I was just making conversation.

315
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,656
 I have been a little moody.
 Yes, you have been.

316
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,217
This morning I was nauseous,

317
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,560
but I thought it was pizza rolls
I had for breakfast. I like them.

318
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,997
We can get them from now on.

319
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,629
Still, Turk, do you think I should
go home and take another pregnancy test?

320
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,331
It's your call, baby.

321
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,840
Hey! Somebody get me down from here!

322
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,777
 What's she yelling?
 I don't know.

323
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,338
I'll have someone
from Psych check her out.

324
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,013
Dr. Dorian,
I got those batteries you asked for.

325
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,048
 I was anxious because it was
time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries.

326
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:19,063
All clear to the left,
all clear to the right. You can do this.

327
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:23,761
He's 100 meters away and it's gonna
take ten seconds to change batteries.

328
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,100
That's not even a worldrecord pace.

329
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,501
Ready... set... go!

330
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,389
 Oof!

331
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,858
 Time!

332
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,759
Still got it.

333
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,396
 As I lay there, watching
Nurse Roberts hammerthrow 23 pounds

334
00:18:55,467 --> 00:19:00,131
of highend fruit my way,
I could take solace in one thing...

335
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,036


336
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,836
We're having a baby!

337
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,139


338
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,584
 Carla and Turk were coming
to tell me they were pregnant

339
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,347
and Carla had to believe
that I was truly surprised.

340
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,650
I was the linchpin of our plan.

341
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,884
 Hey, J.D.
  Showtime.

342
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,518
 We have such big news.
 What's the scoop?

343
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:26,064
 I would have no clue what it could be.
 We're having a baby.

344
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,998
Give them the tenminute
emotional roller coaster ride

345
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,831
that is the speech
you've practiced all afternoon.

346
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,599
Carla, when Turk first told me, I...

347
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,937
What do you mean,
when Turk first told you?

348
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,341
Oh, boy.

349
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,540
We've known for a day.

350
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,346
The pregnancy test
you took yesterday was positive.

351
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:50,752
Yeah. I wanted to have everybody
at the hospital gather outside

352
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,312
to surprise you...

353
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,121
 What would you have thought of doves?
 Not now.

354
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:01,322
I just wanted to do something really
memorable, you know. I messed that up.

355
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,961
 So everybody already knows?
 Mmhm.

356
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,405
 I witnessed one of those
moments that let me know in my heart

357
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,601
these two would be together forever.

358
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,072
Who cares?

359
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,514
We're having a baby.

360
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,819
 We're having a baby.
 Yeah, we are.

361
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,353
 A baby.
 Yeah.

362
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,550
 A little you.
 I know. With a lot of you.

363
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,132
It's OK.

364
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,833
I already know.

365
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,170
I'm pregnant!

366
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,007