1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:05,565 Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from? 2 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:08,198 Doug found him in some dead guy's colon. 3 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,366 Ugh! 4 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,603 Hey, little guy. 5 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:14,612 Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,615 Why would he live in there? 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:20,244 Diseased rodents shouldn't be nowhere near my pregnant princess. 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,878 Carla being pregnant changed everyone. 9 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,321 It made Dr. Kelso softer. 10 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:30,352 Oh, I think the children in Pediatrics would love this little fella. 11 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,456 Carla's pregnancy also affected Elliot. 12 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,060 OK, so we're both off in a few minutes. Here's what's gonna happen. 13 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,571 We're heading back to my place. Oh, yeah? 14 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,800 I'm gonna put on something very naughty. 15 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:42,875 Awesome. 16 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:46,673 We'll have sex and pretend we aren't using protection to make a baby. 17 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,907 Unawesome. Keith, we're doing this. 18 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,107 I need it. 19 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,812 As for me, I bought a custommade Italian suit. 20 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,954 Huh? What do you think? I had it made for the christening. 21 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:04,155 That little mixedrace embryo got a godfather yet? 22 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,791 J.D., that's something we have to discuss as a couple. 23 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,293 You know what? I'm not sure that suit works on you. 24 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,135 Thanks for your opinion, Carla. 25 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,836 But I'm much more interested in what you all think. 26 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,881 We don't love it. Well, who cares, Lonnie? 27 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:27,112 Because all that really matters is whether or not America loves it. 28 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:30,884 For the last time, it's Americo. 29 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:34,723 And of course I love it. I made it. 30 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,559 He's a dynamite tailor. Not sure why he's here. 31 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,998 You better put your scrubs on. Herbert's back. 32 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,793 How you doing? 33 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,839 Due to his weight, Herbert was a frequent visitor. 34 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,373 No one liked treating him. 35 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:49,938 It wasn't a mean thing. 36 00:01:50,009 --> 00:01:53,843 See, with big people, even the simple stuff is more difficult. 37 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,847 I didn't mind, because Herbie was my man. 38 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:00,079 How you feeling, Love Bug? Fully loaded. 39 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:03,019 Hey, it's time for my sponge bath, right? 40 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:06,752 I'll need three girls. Herbie, it's not a bathhouse. 41 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,991 We'll get those bandages off later today, Mr. Brooks, all right? 42 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,763 Uhhuh. OK, as you all know, 43 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:20,363 Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits 44 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,342 courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons, 45 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,742 or as I like to refer to them, 46 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:27,837 you people. 47 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:31,816 Since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law 48 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,854 with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine, 49 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,321 one of you will help go through claims, decipher medical stuff 50 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:41,951 and somehow relay all of that into his tiny peanut brain. 51 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:45,657 How many times did I insult you during that? I was shooting for five. 52 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,826 Only three, unless you count "Sweaty Teddy" as an insult. 53 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,370 But my mom calls me that, and she loves me, right? 54 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,302 No, Ted. She hates you. Four. 55 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:59,141 Since Ted has no life, and that's five, I'll let him select his very own victim. 56 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,577 Ted. 57 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,707 I'll take Claire! Oh, God. 58 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:08,686 You turned me down 14 times for drinks. Well, who's the creepy loser now, huh? 59 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:12,521 And just like that, I had the chance to comfort Claire. 60 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,822 You look like you need to be rescued. 61 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,054 Life was good. 62 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,597 But then came a surprise visit from my brother 63 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:22,101 and a round of the game he likes to call Watch Her Leave. 64 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,931 There's no easy way to say this. 65 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,164 We got the crabs. 66 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,102 Wow, she was cute. 67 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,735 Yes, she was, Dan. Thank you. Welcome. 68 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,812 We'll be right back. 69 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,641 Was he talking to us? Don't know, don't care. 70 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,978 Here, take this. 71 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,853 # I can't do this all on my own 72 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,324 # No, I know I'm no Superman 73 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,622 # I'm no Superman # 74 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:59,171 So, Dan, to what do we owe this... something. 75 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,208 I had to blow out of town. Mom doinked her new boyfriend 76 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:05,243 and guilted him into getting me an interview. 77 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,677 Well, Mom does what she has to do. 78 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,716 Why do I need a fulltime job? I got a sweet setup at home. 79 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:14,742 I got a sweet pad in Mom's attic, driving Dad's old Plymouth Horizon, 80 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,187 and because I'm the senior bartender at KJ's, 81 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,158 I take home half the extra chicken wings. Thank you. 82 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,193 Dan, 83 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:25,526 do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it's all not some crazy dream? 84 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,863 That does not count as a formal hello, Coxsmith. 85 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,495 Don't call him Coxsmith. I call him Coxsmith. 86 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:34,597 So, what's new around here? Carla's pregnant. 87 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,370 Dude, bummer. 88 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:41,573 No, we're trying to have kids. Oh, congratulations. That's great. 89 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,744 I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out? 90 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,479 No. 91 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:50,613 And they weren't. They were taking it all in stride. 92 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:54,319 Here's how I think we should name our baby. It's what my parents did. 93 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,760 If it's a girl, I get to pick the name. 94 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,229 If it's a boy, you pick the name. OK. 95 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,232 I like Angie for a girl. 96 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,761 And if it's a boy, say hello to FuKwon. What's up! 97 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,398 Maybe we should pick the names together. 98 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,807 OK. 'Cause I was thinking, you know, for a girl... 99 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,142 Sweetie, we already have the girl's name. 100 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,307 Now, for the boy, why not name him after your cousin? 101 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,350 Tiger? 102 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:22,381 I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you. 103 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:26,152 Well, tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, OK? 104 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:27,954 Sheboing, boing. 105 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:29,085 That... Oh, God! 106 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,793 I'm talking about your other cousin, George. 107 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:33,957 I like that. Yeah. 108 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,694 George and Angie. All right. 109 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,531 If you mention the names to anyone, 110 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,299 they'll ruin them for us, so don't tell anyone, OK? 111 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,740 No one. 112 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,743 What's up, my negro amigo? 113 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,281 Nothing. 114 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,785 I can't figure out what's going on with Herbert. 115 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:56,185 He's got acute back pain, but no causa equina signs. 116 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:59,156 If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie. 117 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,283 Hey, boys. 118 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,456 Hey, Chris, if there was a test to see if your baby was gay, would you do it? 119 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,267 120 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,238 Oh, sweetie, he's... 121 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:24,682 Extremely. Yes. And I'm OK with it. 122 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,579 Anyway, Elliot wasn't in the lab. 123 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,280 Oh, she's at home. 124 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:32,119 I'll be done in a couple of seconds and we'll find her. 125 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,192 OK. 126 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,260 Herbert. Keep it cool, man. 127 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,194 Dan train. Whoowhoo! 128 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,331 Thanks a lot. What? 129 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,664 That Dan train used to hook up with Elliot. 130 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,932 So? So? 131 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:49,099 Your boy J.D.'s been telling him Elliot still likes him. 132 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,837 Doctorpatient confidentiality goes both ways, 133 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,880 Mr. I Prefer My Temperature Taken Through the Back Door. 134 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,074 What? I mean, it tickles. 135 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,176 Look, Dan doesn't exactly have the world by the tail, OK? 136 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,620 Every time he calls me depressed, the only thing I could think of 137 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,453 to cheer him up was to say, "Elliot still digs you." 138 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,757 I'm trying to find a way to make him feel good about himself. 139 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:12,661 If we have a boy, we'll name him George. 140 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,222 What about Tiger? 141 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,734 Hey, man, where'd your brother go, anyway? 142 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,467 Oh, boy. 143 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,097 Call Elliot. 144 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,071 No, call Elliot. 145 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,908 No. No... 146 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,744 Call Elliot. 147 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,307 Got her. 148 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,444 149 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,479 We don't want any distractions while we're trying to make a baby. 150 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,219 OK, you gotta stop saying that. 151 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,626 We're roleplaying. This is not real. Let's just do this. 152 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,459 All right. 153 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,658 154 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:53,464 Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo. 155 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,202 I'm putting on a third condom. Keith! 156 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,540 157 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,978 What? 158 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:05,107 No, I'm not gonna act like I want to bone your brother. 159 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,345 I'm telling him the truth. 160 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,720 Hey, Elliot... is wearing lingerie. 161 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:14,054 Hey, Dan. J.D. Told me you were coming. 162 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:18,085 Um, this is Keith. I'm sure you're a little disappointed. 163 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,293 Yeah, I'm in. 164 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,698 I go first. Um... 165 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:28,066 Elliot, you have to ask me about things like this. 166 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,010 And that is the father of my fake baby. 167 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,113 Honey. Ugh. I gotta go to Jack's preschool. 168 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,746 Apparently, Seymour was teasing him, so he punched him in the face. 169 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,621 Do Seymour's parents have to go? I doubt it. They're turtles. 170 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,920 Count yourself lucky. 171 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,053 My son sent me a picture of himself 172 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,859 sitting on the lap of his new boyfriend, Winston. 173 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,263 Oh! 174 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,302 Why are they dressed up as Tonto and the Lone Ranger? 175 00:08:57,403 --> 00:09:01,533 I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but those are jammies. 176 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,906 Look at the bright side. He's like the daughter you never had, 177 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,343 only gay and unsuccessful. 178 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,347 Tell me about it. 179 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,545 So funny, the way kids are, isn't it? 180 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,349 You never know how it's gonna go. 181 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,982 Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him, 182 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,821 my focus had shifted from keeping him away from her 183 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,658 to avoiding him so he doesn't kill me. 184 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:29,397 Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh? 185 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,395 What are you doing? 186 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:35,634 Mr. Brooks wanted safety tips on operating propane heaters. 187 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,437 As long as you're not my brother. 188 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,843 I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother. 189 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,438 My parents adopted him when I was about 12. 190 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,679 He was about 46. Actually older than my parents. 191 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,381 His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going?" 192 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,519 Good kid. Did what they said. 193 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,719 Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever. 194 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:59,629 Everything was good till his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis. 195 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:03,795 Him and my dad fought constantly. I mean physically beating on each other. 196 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:07,361 But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him. 197 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,704 That's just out of line. Yeah. 198 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,539 The reason I'm telling you this is your brother 199 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,614 told me if I keep you focused on me, he would let me watch. 200 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,682 Watch what? 201 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,752 Hey, little brother. Ahh! 202 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:26,415 I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster. 203 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,756 That is disgusting. 204 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,353 It's my turn to hold Angie. 205 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,926 What did she call that thing? 206 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,333 Uh, baby, we should go. Uh... 207 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,568 Where'd you come up with that name? 208 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,401 I guess I could help you name her. Let's see. 209 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,344 It's a girl hamster. What about Angie? 210 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,677 I love it! Me too. Angie, guys? 211 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,309 Yeah! Angie, it is! 212 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:54,618 213 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,620 Hold his arms. Wait! Turk, it was an accident, OK? 214 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:04,254 The name just popped into my head! Shut up! You just shut up right now! 215 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,259 Pink belly. 216 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,300 No! Turk! 217 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:12,861 Unfortunately, Turk was the greatest pinkbellier in all the land. 218 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,838 219 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:19,037 You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late. 220 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,841 I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you. 221 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,280 You're so edgy and cantankerous. 222 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,080 You're like House without the limp. 223 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,620 I've decided this project is over the head of that pretty lady, 224 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,853 so Dr. Cox will be replacing her. 225 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,519 That was the longest three hours of my life. 226 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,154 Call me. 227 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:44,259 Tell you what she's not good at. Staring contests. 228 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,705 Why, Bob? Why the hell not? 229 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,743 So how are you doing with your diet? 230 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,178 The best I can do, man. How's your tummy? 231 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,775 Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it. 232 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:04,221 He knows it's so painful I won't be able to wash it for some time. 233 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,258 I mean, are you all two OK? Actually, we were. 234 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,385 The way the whole brother thing works, 235 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,022 now that Dan had beaten me up, it was all over. 236 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,965 Why'd you lie to me about Elliot? Or not. 237 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,058 Oh, come on, man. 238 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:20,265 A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you. 239 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,198 Why wouldn't she? The obvious response 240 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,369 was Elliot was looking for a guy with more going on in life. 241 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,710 And the only way to gently break that to my brother was this: 242 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:34,242 Elliot wants to have kids right now and she knows you're not ready. 243 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,055 Oh! 244 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,314 Bummer. 245 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,893 Don't worry about it, man. He bought it. It's cool. 246 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,671 I have to talk to Elliot before my brother Dan does. 247 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,371 Your back pain may involve your spinal cord, 248 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,443 so we need to get you an MRI. Now where is my pen? 249 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,671 Elliot! Elliot! 250 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,408 What's up, J.D.? 251 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:05,916 My brother's on his way up. 252 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:10,081 The only reason you don't wanna be with him is 'cause he doesn't want kids now. 253 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,057 J.D., just tell him the truth. 254 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,353 Last time I was honest with Dan about his life, 255 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:17,861 it made him feel like crap. 256 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,422 We didn't talk until our dad died. Do you really want me to do that? 257 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,866 I'm not sure what would get us back together. 258 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,597 Dad can't die again. 259 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,830 What's going on, guys? 260 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,342 I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted. 261 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,114 OK, onenothing, me. Oh, yeah. 262 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,623 Yeah. 263 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,386 OK, back to work. 264 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,555 This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly. 265 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,892 What's a stent? 266 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,092 A tube that holds arteries open. 267 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,725 All right. 268 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,671 And what's a Buckland? 269 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,300 That's a hairless growth never found on women. 270 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,237 Weird. 271 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,546 It's your last name, Ted. 272 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,481 Good one. 273 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,320 So you got the baby fever, huh? Yep. 274 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,950 Hopefully I'm pregnant with Keith's child. 275 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,826 Oh, come on! I'm 25! I haven't even been to Europe! 276 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,865 Keith, wait! No! 277 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,297 I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off. 278 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,272 All right. Say hi to Mom for me. Yep. Get my stuff. 279 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,206 And like that, he was gone. 280 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:43,372 You know what name I've always liked for a girl? 281 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,212 Honor. 282 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,376 Turk, you know how mean boys are. 283 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,217 They'd be all like, "I got on her. Did you get on her?" 284 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,656 Yeah, everybody got on her 'cause she's easy. 285 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,228 That's your daughter. Yes, it is. 286 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,295 It's just weird. 287 00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,923 Angie was perfect. Now nothing seems as good. 288 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:05,596 What you got there, sir? Dead hamster. 289 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,935 Angie's dead? 290 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,168 Baby, we got our name back! Yeah! 291 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,370 If no one's officially called dibs... 292 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,470 Take it, freak. 293 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,773 What? 294 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,785 I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels. 295 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,151 What's going on? 296 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,191 I love you too, dumpling, but I have to work late. 297 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,726 I'll make it up to you this weekend. 298 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:32,355 Ted's on the phone with his mom, so we're taking a five. Why? 299 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,195 Why is Kelso doing this to me? Well, you know. 300 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,759 I don't. All I remember is that we were both making fun of our kids, 301 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,600 and then bam, he stuck me with Ted. 302 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:44,733 No, no. You made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid, 303 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,836 and then you made fun of his kid. 304 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:52,077 Don't you get it? You can never say bad things about someone else's kid. 305 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,617 Ever. 306 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,682 Mom, if you can't reach that spot with the lotion, 307 00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,725 I'll get it for you when I get home late tonight. 308 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,761 OK, kisses. 309 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:07,593 You ready to get back in there? Yeah. Gotta vomit first. 310 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,826 OK. 311 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,698 OK, guys, let's all gather around. Huddle up. 312 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,296 Now, you guys, Herbert in there needs an MRI, 313 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,138 but he won't fit. Anybody know what we should do? 314 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,801 Nobody wanted to say it, 315 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,404 but sometimes when hospitals have Herbertsized patients, 316 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,418 they'll send them to the one place that has MRI machines big enough. 317 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,453 The zoo. 318 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,717 I know what you're all thinking, but I'm not gonna do that. 319 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,951 It's too humiliating. 320 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,023 You're too big for our MRI machine so we're gonna have to take you to the zoo. 321 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,502 Damn. Well, that sucks. 322 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,329 You brought this on yourself, didn't you? 323 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,034 Man. 324 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,103 Why do you hate Herbert? 325 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,010 He's been in here seven times for weight problems. 326 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,945 He's never tried to get healthier. 327 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,849 Sometimes, protecting feelings isn't the best way. 328 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,977 Spare me the tough love speech. 329 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:06,548 You really think being mean to Herbert will cause him to turn his life around? 330 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,788 Probably not. But as long as I'm trying to get him to change, 331 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,625 then I can sleep at night. 332 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,064 When you think about your brother later, how are you gonna sleep? 333 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,072 Angie and George, wow. Hmm. 334 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,078 You know what's weird? Hmm? 335 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:31,310 Now that they have names, everything seems so real. 336 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,544 I can see George's smile. 337 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,144 And I can see Angie having your curly hair. 338 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,554 I hope she doesn't have my ear infections. 339 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,161 I was really sick as a baby. 340 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,923 I was a climber. 341 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,262 Our windows don't have bars. George can fall into the alley. 342 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,164 What if George doesn't love me? 343 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,567 What if Angie stops breathing in her sleep? 344 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,766 Why'd we have to pick names? I hate it when things get real! 345 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,172 When I was in high school, 346 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,211 I had a shop teacher named George who hated black people. 347 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,009 There was a prostitute at my town mall named Angie. 348 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,380 Those names are out. Yeah, they're out! 349 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,284 And we don't need new ones. Not for nine months. 350 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,719 I'm ready for bed. Me too. 351 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,849 Hey, Bob, you got a minute? 352 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,193 If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable. 353 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,030 That's not why I'm here. But it's good to know. 354 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,797 Look, uh... 355 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,907 ...I wanted to apologize for what I said about your son. 356 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:34,241 Well, he hasn't turned out exactly as I'd planned. 357 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:40,013 I always imagined we'd spend his 13th birthday flyfishing in Montana. 358 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,347 Where did you spend it? 359 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,981 On 42nd Street, camped out for Ain't Misbehavin'tickets. 360 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,556 He's a good kid, though. 361 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,724 Tell me about him. 362 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,060 He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid. 363 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,732 First time I knew we weren't on the same page was when he took up knitting. 364 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,803 Knitting? 365 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,771 I thought he was gonna learn how to tie knots. 366 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,603 367 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,940 Hey, Dan. Hey, Johnny. 368 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,482 Just packing up. I thought you had to work. 369 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,711 I wanted to talk to you about something. 370 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,252 Yeah, what's up? 371 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,518 Elliot doesn't want to have babies with Keith. 372 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:23,584 Oh. Tough break for Keith. I almost had a threesome with that guy. 373 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:28,027 When I said Elliot would never be into a guy like you, 374 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,830 it's because you're a 35yearold bartender 375 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:35,272 who still lives in our mother's attic and is showing no signs of changing. 376 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,501 I'm not saying this to make you feel bad. 377 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:42,138 I think you have the potential to do whatever you want to do with your life. 378 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,183 But you have to actually try. 379 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,418 And then I got the answer I expected. 380 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,819 Don't you have to get back to work? 381 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,298 Even though I knew he wasn't gonna change, Elliot was right. 382 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,196 It's about what helps you sleep. 383 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,700 Who are we kidding? 384 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:07,034 This is so real now, there's no way we can sleep. 385 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:10,006 Whether it's a strong sense of denial... 386 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,636 ... or the fact that you love your son. 387 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,217 As for me, I was just happy to get some rest. 388 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,313 389 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,255 Hey. 390 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,130 Hey, Johnny. You cool if I borrow this suit? 391 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,760 I figured I might wear it to that job interview. 392 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,298 You know what, man? You might as well just keep it. 393 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,863 Yeah, I'll keep it. 394 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:47,209 You... You think anyone would ever really hire me? 395 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,042 I think you can do whatever you want to do. 396 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,358 Take it easy, little brother.