1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,430 Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything. 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:10,169 Whether it's Dr. Kim, who makes patients take their pants off no matter what... 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,177 Yep, you've got pink eye. 4 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,213 Can I put my pants back on? 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,043 Right after I put some drops in. 6 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,580 Or nobody remembering Ray Ketay's 80th birthday. 7 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:22,985 Why aren't you making a bigger fuss? 8 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,115 Uh, I would have, Mr. Ketay, 9 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,355 but Dr. Reid is throwing a huge celebration for you later. 10 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,397 I should tell her about that. 11 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:35,366 Truth is, thanks to modern medicine, 80 isn't that big a deal anymore. 12 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:36,993 It's not like the olden days. 13 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:42,004 Let us not feel sorrow for Bobby Adams. 14 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:45,135 He was 12. He led a full life. 15 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,111 He will be missed. 16 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,240 Especially by his beautiful wife, Jenny, 17 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,683 who stood by him, even when he turned six, 18 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,913 had a midlife crisis, 19 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,582 and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn. 20 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:02,591 I'd be the oldest man in Pilgrim Village. 21 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,187 Still, you should always celebrate life 22 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,200 because you never know when it will throw you a curveball. 23 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,826 Like with Dr. Cox. 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,736 He recently made a decision any doctor would have made, 25 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,570 and because of it, three patients died. 26 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,306 At first, he was inconsolably sad. 27 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,708 After that, he started acting out. 28 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:34,015 In his defense, he did ask for dressing on the side. 29 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:36,224 Daphne! 30 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,493 I heard that he attacked one of the busboys. 31 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,127 Yeah, I heard he bitchslapped the maitre d'. 32 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:46,000 Enough, gang. That's how rumors get started. 33 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:48,768 Gloria, I made a joke that you hooked up with Leonard, 34 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,608 the security guard with the hookhand, now everyone thinks it's true. 35 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:56,206 It is true. And I'm never going back. 36 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,147 Gloria! 37 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,378 38 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,386 I love me some white meat. 39 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:06,522 OK... well, make sure you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK? 40 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:10,154 Now I know Dr. Cox seems crazy mad at the world right now, 41 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,629 but let's remember, three patients died. 42 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:15,292 What's amazing is that he can take a hit like that, 43 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:17,665 one that would knock any of us out for good, 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,671 and come out still standing. 45 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,902 That's why the man's an inspiration. I mean, he is a rock. 46 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,910 Yep, he's the best damn doctor here. 47 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,346 Newbie, give me a little trouble? I'm having some help here. 48 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,609 Oh, no. 49 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:34,842 # I can't do this all on my own 50 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:38,482 # No, I know I'm no Superman 51 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:43,361 # I'm no Superman # 52 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,158 All right, people, listen up. 53 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,791 We are a family. 54 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,871 And what do families do when one of their own is in trouble? 55 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:55,806 When my brother came out of the closet my parents sent him to hetero camp. 56 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,740 Families not from Connecticut. 57 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,973 Pregnancy had made Carla a little hormonal. 58 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:04,175 Dr. Kelso, I asked you to keep this matter away from the Board. 59 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,480 Were you able to? Nurse Espinosa, I... 60 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,521 Were you?! Yes! 61 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:12,785 I told them Dr. Cox was taking a leave of absence due to problems at home. 62 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,588 Should anyone ask, you beat him. Beat him. Got it. 63 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,130 I couldn't believe how depressed he was. 64 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,166 It was so sad. Oh, I know. 65 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,100 When I first heard about it, I was like, "Whoa, no way." 66 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:27,333 You don't know what this is about. Sure, I do, donkeyboy up in ICU. 67 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,374 We're talking about Dr. Cox. 68 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:33,606 Oh. Well, if anyone's interested, there's a donkeyboy in the ICU. 69 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,977 Baby? No, Turk. 70 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,711 Now, Dr. Cox needs our help getting through this. 71 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:42,050 Jordan can watch him at morning and at night, but she's got Jack. 72 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,352 She's not that emotionally available. I'm dead inside. 73 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,723 We're all going to spend time with him. 74 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,228 I've made up a schedule. I have the first shift. 75 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:53,197 Any questions? Meeting is adjourned. Oh. 76 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,958 Gosh! What? 77 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:59,095 For God's sakes, Reid, there's a donkeyboy upstairs. 78 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,042 Damn. 79 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,350 That boy is going to town on that carrot. 80 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,754 You fellas want to go to a real donkey show? 81 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,590 It's really very tastefully done. 82 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,822 One of the women who entertains the donkey 83 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,295 used to be on a soap. 84 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,093 Pass. 85 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,225 Standing invitation, every Thursday. 86 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,065 Always pass, sir. 87 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,401 Well, I'll ask Mickhead. 88 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,839 Turk, you know what bothers me? 89 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:39,002 Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened. 90 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:41,444 I don't know. I kinda feel for the guy. 91 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,607 Besides... I am way too excited. 92 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:48,382 I start my orthopedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome. 93 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,187 Turk was psyched because orthopedic surgeons 94 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,057 are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all. 95 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,858 Turk was going to have a boss he could connect with. 96 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:01,764 Hey, guys, I'm Dr. Stone. I'm your new attending. 97 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:05,065 All right, fellas. Hands in. Yeah. 98 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,835 Mm. Mmm. 99 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,842 Dr. Stone? 100 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,935 Usually, when people put their hands in, 101 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,345 someone says, "Go get them!" or "whoo!" 102 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,577 No. No words yet. 103 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,346 I want you all to get comfortable 104 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:23,048 with the feel of your brother's hands on yours. 105 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,888 As surgeons, we're constantly opening people up and looking around. 106 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,518 But have you ever stopped to open yourself up 107 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,222 and look around? 108 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,788 Whoa. Mmm. 109 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,356 Whoo! 110 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,136 Hey. How's he doing? Hi. 111 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,076 He's not talking and he's... you know... 112 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,177 What? 113 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,736 Daddy drinks a lot. 114 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,512 First complete sentence. Fantastic. 115 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,519 Thanks for doing this. 116 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:58,147 Hey, sunshine. 117 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,920 You gonna at least say hello? 118 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,325 Nothing? Listen... 119 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:08,163 I know you keep blaming yourself for this, but you just can't. 120 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,431 When my mom died, I thought that because I was a nurse 121 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,268 I should have been able to prevent it somehow. 122 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,568 But over time... 123 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:19,577 ...I realized that bad things are going to happen 124 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:23,342 and beating yourself up isn't going to help anyone. 125 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,483 That's it, sweetie. Come here. 126 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,750 Come here. 127 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,865 Nurse, I need you to help me drain some fluid. 128 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,767 But first, we have to work on this patient. 129 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,400 Todd, take the scalpel and carve this into your arm. 130 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:53,309 "No nurse will ever touch your dangle." 131 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,745 Christopher, come on. Oh. 132 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,376 You know what? 133 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,817 You're edgy because you're on the sidelines. 134 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,946 I know how that digs at you. Yeah. 135 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,490 It digs at you right in here. 136 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,991 And that's OK, you know? 137 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,495 What would you say if you could have that big knee reconstruction? 138 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,628 Awesome. You bet it is. 139 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,792 Right. Yeah. OK. 140 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,029 Finished. Let's just take a second here 141 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,105 to think about what we just did. 142 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,901 We fixed an elbow, yeah? 143 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:24,602 The last thing this man said before he went under was 144 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:28,636 how much he enjoyed Sunday morning tennis. 145 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,182 Right? And I just, I think that's special. 146 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,617 And we're special. This was special. Thank you. 147 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:40,017 He actually said, "I think that's pretty special." 148 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,457 Then he got all emotional. 149 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,689 I mean, how lame is that? It's pretty lame. 150 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:48,363 I'm just not into all of that sensitive touchyfeely stuff. 151 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,095 You hug me all the time. 152 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,636 And even that took a while. 153 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,865 Remember the first time you tried to hug me? 154 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,133 Yeah! 155 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,234 Your sports team won the World Series! 156 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,449 What a game! A grand slam! 157 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:09,346 With Dr. Stone it's different. We're not friends. 158 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:13,084 What kind of guy gets all cuddly with people he just met? It's pathetic. 159 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,525 Dude, that's a little harsh. 160 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,159 How long have you been holding that button? 161 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,394 Long enough for me to hear what you really think. 162 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,793 Great. 163 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,931 Is there another guy on this planet who's that sensitive? 164 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,839 OK. Let it out. 165 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:35,072 I got ya. J.D.'s got ya. 166 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,446 Hold me tighter. Little too tight. 167 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,009 There's a good spot. 168 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:50,589 Elliot, why did I have to come? Because we're a couple, Keith. 169 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,324 We do things together. OK. 170 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:55,731 Would it be OK if I moved? This couch is... uncomfortable. 171 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:03,203 Dr. Cox, I am not going to pretend to know what you're going through, 172 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,437 but believe me, I've had my experiences. 173 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:09,242 Remember when I put my malaria patient through that painful procedure, 174 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,180 when everyone knew he'd die anyway? 175 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,117 You know what? I'm just going to go sit in the bathroom. 176 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:19,718 Know what I do when I'm having a really tough time getting through things? 177 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,994 I just leave the city, 178 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:28,931 get into nature, and just take stock of what's really important. 179 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,970 Just make sure you don't go to a popular parachute dropzone. 180 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,438 I don't know if it was the adrenaline rush 181 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,779 or because I thought he was an angel, but it's fastest I've gone 182 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:48,115 from meeting to kissing. Yeah. True story. 183 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:53,555 I'm just worried about this mole. Doesn't look cancerous. 184 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,025 Ah, get in there and take your pants off. 185 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,954 You gonna go talk to Dr. Stone? It'll blow over. 186 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,795 Plus, he's a surgeon. Surgeons don't hold grudges. 187 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:04,199 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scrub up. 188 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,036 By the way, your shift with Dr. Cox starts in ten minutes. 189 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,006 Turk was right. Personal feelings 190 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:14,638 shouldn't get in the way of a professional relationship, but they do. 191 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,245 What do you say we rebuild that knee? 192 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,877 Actually, I think I'm going to let Dr. Norman here 193 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,547 take the lead on this one, OK? 194 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,052 Look, Carla, I have a real problem with what Dr. Cox did 195 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,494 and I don't think I can go over there. 196 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,760 I'm gonna send somebody else over for you, OK? 197 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,328 J.D. Was supposed to come but, um... 198 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,398 ...he... he's not coming. 199 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,916 I couldn't really worry about bailing on Dr. Cox. 200 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,421 The Stanleys' child was sick and I had just spent the last 20 minutes 201 00:10:56,489 --> 00:11:00,323 asking them awkward questions to rule out the possibility of child abuse. 202 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,954 Who would smother their own child? You'd be surprised. 203 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,793 There's Munchausen Syndrome, 204 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:10,029 where a parent will intentionally harm their child to get attention themselves. 205 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,297 I've never heard of that. 206 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,431 Someone should do a public service announcement about it. 207 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,203 Hmm. Someone should. 208 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,205 Had a tough day at the office, come home, make yourself some dinner, 209 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,250 smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. 210 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,512 It's fun, right? Wrong. 211 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,645 Don't smother your kids. 212 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,916 That problem would be gone forever. 213 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,395 I am so mad at you. Yeah, you big jerk. 214 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,523 How could you stand up Dr. Cox? 215 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,761 Wait, is that what we came to yell at him for? 216 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,803 Well, yeah. What did you think it was? 217 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,034 Apparently J.D. Told Mr. Ketay I'm throwing a birthday party. 218 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,302 He asked where the cake was. I panicked. 219 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,378 I told him we got him a weekend in Vegas. 220 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,914 What? Can I see Celine Dion? 221 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,881 Oh, anything you want, Mr. Ketay! 222 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,713 You're going halfsies with me. 223 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,788 I can't believe you didn't show up at Dr. Cox's. 224 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,120 Do you have any idea who I had to send in your place? 225 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,920 # Gray skies are gonna clear up 226 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,758 # Put on a happy face Haphappyhap 227 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,992 # Brush off the clouds and cheer up 228 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,624 If you're not digging this, 229 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,329 I've got a hundred jokes about these. 230 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,373 # Sunshine all over the place 231 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,237 # Just put on Put on 232 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,210 # A happy face # 233 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,245 Yeah. 234 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,447 I'm just not down with the whole drinking and doctoring thing. 235 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,075 Deal with it. 236 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,550 Excuse me. 237 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,553 I'll never get a good surgery on this rotation. 238 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,819 I can help you with Dr. Stone. He's one of my people. 239 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,258 He's a sensie. What's a sensie? 240 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,297 It's short for sensitive guy. 241 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,924 Our music is acoustic alternative. 242 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,968 We marvel at fireflies. 243 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,765 And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar, 244 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,601 sure, we cop a feel... 245 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,971 ...a feel of her hair as we're pulling it back 246 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,669 so she doesn't get vomit on it. 247 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,871 I'm having a weird med school flashback. 248 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,244 I think you held my hair back while I vomited. 249 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:07,274 It was our last year. I didn't want you to get Jägermeister in your cornrows. 250 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,355 My Latrell Sprewell phase. Hockey? 251 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,946 Basketball. Damn it. 252 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:15,790 What am I going to do about Dr. Stone? You're going to cry in front of him. 253 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,661 Laugh if you must, but it'll show you have emotional depth 254 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,830 and it will trigger a nurturing impulse inside him that we sensies can't resist. 255 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,169 How the hell am I supposed to cry? 256 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,003 You need to cry. Let's brainstorm. 257 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,669 I could hit you over the head with a wrench. 258 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,908 Or... I could stab you in the gut with a knife. 259 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,817 # Knifewrench 260 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,853 Practical and safe. 261 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,178 Whoa! 262 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,917 Ow! 263 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:50,291 Oh! Oh, boy! Anyhoo, don't worry about crying. 264 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,421 I got this menthol from the pharmacy. 265 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,728 I read online that actors in Hollyweird 266 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,098 spray their eyes when they need to fakecry. 267 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,329 Why do you have five? 268 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,804 I'm using it for the final death scene in my movie, Dr. Acula. 269 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,844 Last night, my German financier, Hans, 270 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,038 rest in peace, died on the Autobahn. 271 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,775 So now I got to shoot the whole thing on my cell phone. 272 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,010 Hello, Bob. 273 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,648 No cheek kiss necessary. Oh, good. I had pipe breath. 274 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,421 So... when was the last time I was here? 275 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,689 '97? I know it's been a while 276 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,493 because Enid could still fit through that door. 277 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,625 I shouldn't joke, she's very ill. 278 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,636 I'm going to go take a shower. 279 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,003 Oh, Perry? 280 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:42,346 I don't really know why I'm here, but Nurse Espinosa said 281 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,780 if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house 282 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,648 and giving instructions to my pool boy. 283 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,245 He speaks English, but doesn't have front teeth, 284 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,654 so I can never look at him without laughing. 285 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,386 286 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:59,121 Anyway, I don't know what she expects me to say to you. 287 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:03,157 I mean, all you do is bust my ass day in and day out. 288 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:08,237 I guess you... you keep me in line on those rare occasions 289 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,276 when I lose sight of things. 290 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,869 You could say we balance each other out pretty well. 291 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,579 292 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,584 Perry... 293 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,143 ...the hospital needs you. 294 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,586 I need you. 295 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,452 What the hell are you doing? 296 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,285 Did Elliot leave without telling me? 297 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,130 Why is there an intern in my bathroom? 298 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,756 It's not my birthday. 299 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,960 She made me watch. 300 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,010 OK, there he is. You ready? 301 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,302 Ow! 302 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,075 He's the one that needs to cry, you idiot. Not me. 303 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,809 Ow! 304 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,216 Oh yeah. I forgot all about that crying stuff. 305 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,516 I was just... oh hey! Loose thread. 306 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,078 No! Got it. 307 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,351 # Knifewrench! 308 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,189 For kids. 309 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,929 OK, he's hugging Colonel Doctor which means you got about seven seconds. 310 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,728 A hug takes seven seconds? 311 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,362 A good one does. Here's the plan. 312 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,531 You're going to tell him a story that isn't inherently sad. 313 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,974 When you get emotional, he will think you're extrasensitive. 314 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,012 I'll nail you with the menthol. 315 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,344 You'll be crying like a tenyearold Pilgrim widow. 316 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,350 Here he comes. 317 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,682 And... blacktion. 318 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,917 Dr. Stone. Christopher. 319 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,118 Yeah, you know, I'm just out here thinking about my wife. 320 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,287 She's pregnant with our first child. 321 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,821 Now come on, fishy. Take the bait. 322 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,163 Children are pretty darn special. 323 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,467 I have seven of my own, and each one is just as compassionate as the next one. 324 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,905 That is the quality that me and my six exwives 325 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,443 tried to instill in our children. 326 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,806 It's overwhelming here. 327 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,179 Exactly. 328 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,282 You know, my new wife, Carol, 329 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,877 she is four months pregnant. 330 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,651 Congratulations. We're separated. 331 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,692 Uhhuh. 332 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,661 We are not so different, you and I. 333 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,061 He's not a sensie. He's a nut job. 334 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,692 It's hug time, Chris. Come here. 335 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,497 Whoa! 336 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,938 Old habit. 337 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,404 So he has a mild concussion and they're going to let him rest for a while. 338 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,139 Good. That gives us time to come up with a new plan. 339 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,976 Oh, no. That's it. I'm done. 340 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,243 There's no way we will have a relationship. 341 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,115 Not unless I want to bear his 17th child. 342 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,586 He's your attending, you have to connect. 343 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,784 You need somebody you can look up to, someone you can count on. 344 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,953 What you need is someone who will always have your back. 345 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,327 No, J.D., that's what you need. 346 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,764 That's what you've always needed. 347 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,234 Maybe after five years working here, that's not such a good thing. 348 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,234 I got to go and do my shift with Dr. Cox. 349 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,007 Right then I knew what I had to do. 350 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,818 Hey. What's up? 351 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,951 352 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,657 You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh? 353 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,066 I know you wanted me to, even though you'd never admit it. 354 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,438 Normally I would kill to get into this apartment, 355 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,998 and you'd try and keep me out. 356 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,340 I say "try" because, 357 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,073 at your Super Bowl party, 358 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,377 which I was not invited to, 359 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:42,079 I was lucky enough to be able to watch the second half from right over there. 360 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,123 I was the bearded Domino's employee you invited in 361 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:49,160 because I said I was a fan of Jerome Bettis, whoever the hell that is. 362 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,030 Anyway, I tried to convince myself 363 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,123 the reason I didn't come earlier 364 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,691 was because of you coming into work drunk. 365 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,035 But that's not it. 366 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,668 I was scared. 367 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,444 I guess after all this time, 368 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,746 I still think of you as, like, this superhero 369 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,686 that will help me out of any situation I'm in. 370 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,518 I needed that. 371 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,219 But that's my problem, you know, and I'll deal with that. 372 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,227 I guess I came over here to tell you... 373 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,060 ...how proud of you I am. 374 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,833 Not because you did the best you could for those patients... 375 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,003 ...but because after 20 years of being a doctor... 376 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,070 ...when things go badly, you still take it this hard. 377 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,743 And I got to tell you, man, I mean... 378 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,813 ...that's the kind of doctor I want to be. 379 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,121 Maybe he just needed time to heal, 380 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,652 or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared, 381 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,960 but I'd like to believe it was because of me 382 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,934 that he was finally able to say this... 383 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,431 You don't drink scotch. 384 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,042 That's awful. 385 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,907 I'm glad you finally shaved. 386 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,574 That's the thing about family. 387 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,083 If you fall off the deep end, 388 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,985 you can always count on them to rally around you. 389 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,991 And when you come back, you might get a quick hug... 390 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,993 ... a pat on the shoulder... 391 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,529 ... maybe just a nod... 392 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,390 ... but no words really need to be spoken. 393 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,126 Of course... 394 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,135 ... it's always nice when they are. 395 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,693 J. D... 396 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,298 ...thank you. 397 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,201 You're welcome.