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 Today started off on a high note.
Ernie, the homeless guy,

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shattered the record
for the most blood donations in a month.

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Whoo!

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Congratulations, Ernie.

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Nineteen pints!

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 He probably needs a little more juice.
 Yes.

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 Even though we were
sending Ernie upstairs

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to most likely get some
of his own blood back,

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I couldn't help but smile.

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Today, Dr. Cox was
returning back to work

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after the accidental death
of three of his patients.

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OK, there he is.
Just play it cool.

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What is the latest
on Mrs. Riley up in 403?

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Mrs. Riley was admitted
with shortness of breath

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and then she developed a...

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 Stay cool. Stay cool.

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Aw, screw it!

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You sent those demons right back
to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell!

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OK, here's a bud
clearly in need of nipping.

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Newbie, there are some things
that, if they happen,

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we do want to make
a big deal out of them,

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a cure for cancer,
teaching dogs to talk,

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and you walking past the food cart

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without referring to cream cheese
as "cow fudge."

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I like to play with words.

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However, of all the things there
are to make a big deal out of,

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can my return to this hellhole please,

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please, please not be one of them?

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Well, sure thing, Perry.

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But, uh, there is one problem.

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 # Welcome back

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# Your dreams were your ticket out

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# Welcome back

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# To that same old place
that you laughed about

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# Well, the names have all changed
since you hung around

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# And them dreams have remained
since you turned around

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J.D.!

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That's when the background comes in.

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# Who'd have thought they'd lead you?
Who'd have thought they'd lead you? #

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That's a run I was gonna do,
but now is awkward.

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It's unbelievable.

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 Since Dr. Cox was back, I decided
to knock out all my errands extra quick.

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And what better way to get started than
with my new 18wheeler scooter horn?

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First, I grabbed a quick lunch.

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Then I returned some emails.

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Finally, a shortcut through
the mall parking lot,

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which meant dealing with the skate rats
and their famous ring o' fire.

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 Ring of fire!

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Whoohoo!

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Top that, dude!

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Sasha!

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know
I'm no Superman

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# I'm no Superman #

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 With Sasha
back in the scooter shop,

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I decided to buy a bike
and get some exercise.

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I can't remember
what happened to my old bike.

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Ow.

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 Nice helmet.
 Actually, it's not a helmet,

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it's a hairmet.

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See, it's got extra room built in
so you don't mess up your hairdo.

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I'm gonna go ahead and write you
a prescription for two testicles.

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You get it filled whenever.

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 That's weird. It felt like
that had happened before.

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When you work at a hospital five years,

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situations are bound
to repeat themselves.

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You know, doctor, I'm getting tired
of your sexual innuendo.

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In your endo.

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Dr. Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics,
the kids are wearing mittens.

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Hey, champ, what has two
thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

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Bob Kelso. How you doing?

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That's what déjà vu is,

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feeling like you've lived
the same moments a thousand times.

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Whether it's Turk's tepid response
to the baby stuff Carla makes him do...

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Friday, we meet the babyproofer
at the apartment.

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Oh, I can't wait!

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... or Dr. Cox giving
Elliot a hard time...

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Barbie, why did you order
this test? For the love of God,

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are you a real doctor
or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?

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Or the Janitor having
menace in his eyes.

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That looks like trouble.

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Hey, come here a sec.
We want to do stuff to you.

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OK, just distract them before
they do what they've got planned.

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 We were thinking...
 I got a riddle for you.

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 This isn't how you said it would go.
 Troy. We're listening.

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Two coins add up to 30 cents,
and one of them is not a nickel.

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I think I've heard this before.
What are they?

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It's a riddle.
You figure it out.

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Troy, get your hat.

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We're going to the bank.

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Look who's back, Mrs. Goldstein.
It's Dr. Cox.

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How was Acapulco?

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We told everyone
you were in Acapulco.

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I never went to Acapulco,
Mrs. Goldstein.

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I lost three patients and spent
the last two weeks on my couch

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trying to drink myself to death so that
my victims and I could be reunited

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in the afterlife and they could
rightly have their vengeance.

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I realized that that tactic
would never work,

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as I'd be sent straight to hell,
which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco,

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only there'd be fewer Latin men
trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

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All the best.

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Is there a reason
you're still near me?

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We covered Mrs. Goldstein while you
were gone, but she's your patient.

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Her BP's dropping. It might
be time to push thrombolytics.

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Yeah, but she could bleed out.

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I suppose you could wait
and see how she does.

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Then she could decompensate.

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Well, those are the two options,
so what are you gonna do?

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I'll be right back.

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Did you guys just see that?

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Dr. Cox had to make a decision,
he completely froze.

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He's probably just
thinking it over, Elliot.

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He never used to think things over.
He made gut calls right away.

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Listen, Reid,

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normally any damage
to Dr. Cox's oversized ego

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would be cause for celebration.
Yet, for some reason,

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I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting
bareass on the hospital copier machine.

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You know why? It's not because
I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt.

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He was a Navy buddy. If you went
through what we did, you'd understand.

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 Again with the déjà vu.

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It's because
your little theory is way off.

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If you don't want to be there
for him, it's your decision.

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But I'm going to be.

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J.D. Robs the ball!
Black guy open!

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No ball in the hall.

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 Sorry, Leonard.

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I wouldn't be mad
if that was the first time.

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They come three to a can.
Why you playing basketball?

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I thought you had
to have lunch with Carla.

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She's taking a pregnancy nap
so I get to do whatever I want.

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I'm telling you, J.D.,
Carla being pregnant is awesome for me.

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 I get to watch whatever I want
while she reads her pregnancy book.

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 I get to eat all the good food.
 Echhh.

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And, of course, ring of fire.

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Ring of fire!

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 Bottom line, pregnancy's awesome!

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OK, two coins, equals 30 cents,
no nickels.

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I could swear we've done this before.

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You went to Yale for God's sake!

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Relax. I figured it out.

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A penny...

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and... a button

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that you wrote "29 cents" on.

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You think I don't
recognize your handwriting?

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Can't we just kill him?

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How's therapy going?

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 Dr. Cox, do you have a second?
 Of course.

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 I was wondering...
 You're done.

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 What?
 You asked for a second.

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I think you'll find I'm being quite
literal here at work today. Ask anyone.

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Lonnie, what happened earlier
when you said, "Give me a break"?

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You broke my sunglasses in half.

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Had to be done. The man
looked preposterous in aviators.

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You still haven't made a decision
about how to treat Mrs. Goldstein.

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Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo.

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What would I do without you?

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Look, joke if you want to, but
you're gonna have to make a decision.

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Mrs. Goldstein's life depends on it.

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But what if I'm wrong?

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All right. She'll have a ginger ale,

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he'll have a beer,
and I'll have an appletini.

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Hell, I'm gonna have a real drink.

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 Make it a nectarini.
 I don't know what that is.

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Oh, come on, Kevin.
You know. Make it.

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Make sure I don't have too many
nectarinis. I gotta drive my bike home.

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Don't worry about it. Carla can't drink.
She'll drive you home.

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 Right, baby?
 Sure.

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 Sweet.
 Better idea,

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come over to our place,
she's going straight to bed.

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 We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd.
 Ninetyninth viewing!

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OK, ice cold beer, nectarini

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and ginger ale.

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There's nothing better in this world

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than the first sip of
an ice cold beer after a long day.

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Ditto for a 'tini.

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 It really takes the edge off.
 That's it.

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No beer for you. It's not fair.

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I'm here pregnant, you two
are having the time of your lives.

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From now on, if I can't do it
you can't do it.

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 Carla, that's ridiculous!
 Not you!

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Fair is fair, Turk.

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Incidentally, dynamite nectarini.

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That man knows his way around nectar.

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I used to just look into
my gut and know what to do.

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Now I got all this selfdoubt.

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Barbie, you got
massive amounts of doubt,

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romantically, professionally,
personally. How do you deal with it?

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Treadmill, crank the incline up
to 15 and just run through the tears.

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Look, Dr. Cox,
I know that you're scared,

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but, believe me,
your gut is still there.

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You just have to have
the courage to listen to it again.

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You really think so?

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I know so.

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Push thrombolytics.

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Thank you, Barbie.

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I'm just glad you let me help.

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 There's no better feeling
than helping someone out.

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Laverne, Dr. Cox made a decision.

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He wants to push thrombolytics.

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Yeah, I know.
He told me that three hours ago.

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What?

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Maybe that's why it hurts that much more
when you end up looking like a fool.

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This is why the headache
didn't go away.

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It's actually pronounced analgesic,
not analgesic, all right?

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The pills go in your mouth.

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Elliot, do you ever get
déjà vu around here?

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Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

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Unfortunately, yes.

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As you know, I can't make a decision
without your help, so here goes.

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On Oprah, there's a story about
Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder,

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but on E! there's a story about Lindsay
Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft.

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Don't get me wrong, I want to watch
something about Lindsay Lohan.

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I'm just a little lost here.

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FYI, that loft is Lohantastic.
It's vintage Lindsay.

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When you walked away
from Mrs. Goldstein

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anyone could've thought
you were in trouble.

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I had to go the bathroom, Barbie.

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People, from now on, if anyone needs
to take a leak, please notify Dr. Reid.

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It is a pet peeve of hers.

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 "As it is a pet peeve."

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 Oh, really? You think that's funny?
 A little bit.

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 Carla, Turk's drinking coffee.
 No!

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If your pregnant wife can't
have coffee, then you can't.

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Please have some sort of nut.

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Hazel.

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Careful, Turkelton.
First, it's no coffee.

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Next thing, she'll want you
in the delivery room,

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holding her hands while she pushes
the little bugger out.

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My man will be there
when his baby is born.

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Of course he will.
It's a different generation.

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Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths
are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

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Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up
my joe. I have a fullblown addiction.

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Hopefully, that won't
come back to haunt me.

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Where did you get this?
Who taught you how to use this thing?

241
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,074
You, all right?
I learned from watching you!

242
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,513
Damn it, Billy!

243
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,043
At least he's using good beans.

244
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,915
Guess I'm gonna look like
a porn star when I'm older.

245
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,219
Hey, we solved your stupid game.

246
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,759
Yeah, we've been to the libary!

247
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,319
"Brary," Troy. Library.

248
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,230
Two coins that equal 30 cents,
one of them not a nickel?

249
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,133
A penny and...

250
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:28,299
...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt
imperfection, today worth exactly...

251
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,137
...twentynine cents.

252
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,771
OK, no.

253
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,712
The correct answer is
a quarter and a nickel.

254
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,545
No, 'cause you said
one of them isn't a nickel.

255
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,085
Right. The other one is.

256
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,281
You lied to me.

257
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,687
It's a riddle.

258
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:49,327
Oh, your face is red
like a strawbrary.

259
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,590
Don't have kids.

260
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,700
Excuse me, Dr. Reid. I just wanted
to let you know I'm going to pee.

261
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,146
What a jackass.

262
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,682
I hate it that you two
aren't getting along.

263
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,513
I'd get you together to talk,
but you're stubborn.

264
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,519
I'd never be able
to do it on my own.

265
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,852
Well, there is one way.

266
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,289
I don't want to hear
Floating Head Doctor.

267
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,589
Elliot, save it. He's gone.

268
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,463
Fine, fine, fine.
I will apologize to Elliot.

269
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,899
I don't know how
you'll get her to talk to me.

270
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,403
Oh, don't you worry about that.

271
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,735
Body! Get her!

272
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,709
Get a good night's sleep.
Hey, put me down!

273
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,042
I'm talking to a patient here!

274
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,776
 What are you doing? Oh!

275
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,754
Well, she's dead.

276
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,822
Stupid, stupid body!

277
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,431
Oh, you want some of this?

278
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,965
Too slow!

279
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,000
A little late!

280
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,932
Oh, nice try.

281
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,699
J.D., don't worry about it.
I'll handle it.

282
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,677


283
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,237
 Head fight body again?
 They can't get along.

284
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,873
I don't get it.

285
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,178
Turk, what are you doing?

286
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,018
 You can't ride the bike.
 Why not?

287
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,149
It puts too much pressure
on my cervix.

288
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,992
Baby, I don't have a damn cervix!
And how else am I supposed to exercise?

289
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,190
You can do everything that I do.

290
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:38,032
You can have yogurt, you can listen
to classical music, gently rub my belly.

291
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,128
You know what?

292
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,070
That's it.

293
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,472
What's it?

294
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,271
What do you think you're doing?

295
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,936
You better not open that.

296
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,879
You better not... OK,

297
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,417
but you better not drink it.

298
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,485
Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

299
00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,014
Ahh!

300
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,324
Did you just bitchslap my beer?

301
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,261
Are you calling me a bitch?

302
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,698
Yes.

303
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,498
Yes, I am.

304
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,038
Baby, you OK?

305
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,131
I feel funny.

306
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,640
You know,
I've been thinking about it

307
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,685
and only you could go through
all that stuff you did

308
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,983
and come out the other side
the same meanspirited jerk.

309
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,684
Barbie, please. They're about
to show Lindsay's breakfast nook.

310
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,250
In fact, in the five years
that I've been here,

311
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,161
you're the only person
who hasn't changed one bit.

312
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,325
Well, that's not entirely true.
Since the arrival of my son,

313
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,130
I think I've become more patient.

314
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,263
Plus, I can't believe these words
are coming out of my mouth,

315
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,799
I've learned that not all of Newbie's
ideas are completely ridiculous.

316
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,107
Do you love it as much as I do?

317
00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,174
Well, with me, you've never been
anything but an unsupportive bastard,

318
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,913
and you know it.

319
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:10,761
You have it on the chart he called me a
bitch because he wanted to drink, right?

320
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,490
I don't really have
a section for that.

321
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,728
Well, put it under family history,
it's part of ours now.

322
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,998
All you had was a little round
ligament pain. It's common.

323
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,973
I'll meet you outside.

324
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,407
Babe, I'm sorry.

325
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,173
You know what?
This was actually kind of nice.

326
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,682
How was this nice?

327
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,776
You being here with me,
all concerned.

328
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,290
It feels like since I got pregnant,
everything's changing for me,

329
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,326
but nothing is changing for you.

330
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,953
So yes, you can drink.

331
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,793
Just maybe not do it in front of me?

332
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,064
And sometimes, when I'm reading
my pregnancy book,

333
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,004
maybe you can ask me about it?

334
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,704
And occasionally, on a Friday night,
when I'm too tired to go out,

335
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,475
maybe you can stay in
and get fat with me.

336
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,045
I can get fat?

337
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,484
The bigger you get,
the tinier I'll look.

338
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,351
 Oh.
 Come on, come on, please.

339
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,463
How's Mrs. Goldstein doing?

340
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,963
Fine.

341
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,257
OK, lookit.

342
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,734
How's about we act like adults here
and lay our cards on the table?

343
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,932
You know you're not exactly
my favorite person in this dump.

344
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,943
And I say that knowing full well
you feel the same way about me.

345
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:37,573
I started an "I hate Cox" chat room.
Hasn't worked out the way I planned.

346
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,618
It's me, two interns
and 14,000 lesbians.

347
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,849
How about we just agree that
we're never gonna be that close?

348
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,720
We could, except for one thing.

349
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,556
I know we have our issues,
but I always respected you.

350
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,324
And you haven't given me more than
an ounce of that since I started here.

351
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,169
I didn't go in that bathroom
to take a leak.

352
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,402
I went in because I was petrified

353
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,206
that I was gonna make
the wrong decision about Mrs. Goldstein.

354
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,770
I didn't want anybody to know,

355
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:14,012
because it is so very important to me
people see me the way they used to.

356
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,582
Bulletproof.

357
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,655
And hopefully, admitting this
to you will make you feel...

358
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,692
...respected.

359
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,127
It does.

360
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,332
Thanks.

361
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,163
You're welcome.

362
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,606
[# The Weepies:
The World Spins Madly On]

363
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,238
 It's understandable
why I've been feeling so much déjà vu.

364
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,682
After five years,

365
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,312
it's hard not to feel like you're
repeating moments week after week.

366
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,153
Gotta run. They're doing
a breast reduction on three,

367
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:56,854
and I want to get up there and stop it.
You know what I'm talking about!

368
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,453
Son, do you not realize

369
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,988
that you're nothing but
a large pair of scrubs to me?

370
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,331
 So I guess
all you can do is try to notice

371
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,928
the subtle differences
within those moments.

372
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:11,231
Whether it's Turk's response
to the baby stuff Carla makes him do...

373
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,279
Friday, we meet with
the babyproofer at the apartment.

374
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,040
I can't wait.

375
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,715
... or it not bothering Elliot
when Dr. Cox gives her a hard time.

376
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,312
Barbie, why did you order this test?

377
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,550
For the love of God,
are you a real doctor

378
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,753
or a doctor like
Julius Erving is a doctor?

379
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,056


380
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:38,759
Of course, sometimes, things are gonna
repeat themselves in the exact same way.

381
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,903
What the hell?

382
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,908
It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your
bike with a softball bat and a crowbar.

383
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,810
One of them wasn't me.

384
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,283
Oh, that's what happened
to my old bike.

385
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,682
Ha!

386
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,379
 Good day, fellas.
 See you tomorrow.

387
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,552
Troy! This one's over.